Doctor vs. Google | Doctors Are...Overrated

[@mairwilshaw7924]

Doctor Mike: “ *perform* some searches” Can we all just agree that’s such a doctor thing to say 😂

[@sharonfreeman817]

Hahaha right

[@gabbie3174]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7]

Lol

[@senselesschiId]

Is that a horse on your pfp I have a Mare named Astrid

[@cyberpunkmirai7011]

"log onto google"

[@nollypolly1869]

I once teased a Dr about his handwriting. He took the Rx back from me and rewrote it super neat. The pharmacy thought it was a forgery! 😂😂

[@DreaminIsBelievin527]

Nolly Polly as a pharmacy tech, yes, we get used to certain drs scribble 😂😂 I’d definitely raise my eyebrows if his scripts looked neat!!

[@whiteraven181]

That's hilarious xD How long did it take to convince them it was real?

[@ddmhhforter7648]

Im gonna be a ginecologist, haha

[@infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439]

I was told by someone (doctor) I know that they have those writings because the patients cannot read and buy medicine recklessly. 😂😂😂 well, I guess that's valid

[@chantellelacey]

Even my DMD has terrible handwriting 😆

[@astrangermagi]

"Can your patient even afford this medicine?" This man is an angel

[@FreekHoekstra]

The fact that this apparently needs to be a consideration is a travesty...

[@AllieShan]

In my country most of the doctors and specialist asks this question, didn't know it was so rare over there.

[@astrangermagi]

@@AllieShan In my country we have free health care 🤷🏽‍♀️ so I'm not used to things like that

[@ItismeNightcore]

NHS = amazing. I feel sorry for yall who need to pay so much for health care...

[@Saharmzd]

Magsi Maginski my moms family doctor gives her a bunch of samples of medication which can add up to hundreds of dollars and when she had my sister and brother, she would shove baby milk powered in her stroller 😂

[@npatel7917]

You didn’t specify if the baby was a smoker

[@Spark-x1q]

This made me snort lmao

[@sleepy-gamer]

DABABY?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?

[@Spark-x1q]

@@sleepy-gamer less goooo ✌ 😎 ✌

[@SDfighter1]

Thug baby

[@Laura-hk8wn]

Could be second-hand smoke.

[@annenicoleoccena7458]

Studied many years of medical school with a degree and license: it's just a cough Patient: hmmm I'm pretty sure it's lung cancer, I've searched it on google

[@daniellejulesdelossantos5662]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SO ME

[@daniellejulesdelossantos5662]

#HACKED

[@lanceestrella6112]

relate much HAHAHAHAHAH

[@joannasaadati8810]

But sometimes they're wrong 😩 My best friends mom was diagnosed with an ulcer and she had lung cancer.

[@petezahut2432]

Joanna Aniela my little brother went in for ear pain and the doctor didn’t find anything. A week later he couldn’t walk because he had a severe ear infection that had spread to his cerebellum, the center of balance in your brain. He’s ok now but it’s funny how he didn’t find anything.

[@anonymouscat9131]

Person: I have a mild headache sometimes Doctor: There's nothing wrong with you Google: You probably have seven kinds of cancer

[@kwameocran2246]

Why is this so true?

[@krislatoya7556]

Resulting in death

[@_bewitchedbyyaz]

Or my favorite, which has personally happened to me: I have a shooting pain in my right leg constantly Doctor: you’re overweight Me at 125lbs and 5’2 how ? (I weigh more now and medically obese and the pain still happens at any size I’ve been. They don’t care)

[@kwameocran2246]

@@_bewitchedbyyaz fr? Including specialists?

[@CybrV-1]

Yaz Valentin not a doctor but what exactly does the shooting pain feel like?

[@steveon1200]

Dr. Mike “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.” Me: “Bold of you to assume that I’m comfortable around people.”

[@LemooZ]

Bold of you to assume the boldness of his alleged assumption

[@thecitadelofxylonas790]

@@LemooZ bold of you to assume the supposed boldness of this comment that assumes the boldness of his alleged assumption

[@LemooZ]

@@thecitadelofxylonas790 bold of you to assume the boldness of my assumption that assumes the boldness of their alleged comment that assumes the servier boldness of his alleged assumption.

[@thecitadelofxylonas790]

@@LemooZ bold of you to assume the boldness of my comment that allegedly assumes the boldness of you assuming Steven's supposed bold comment in which he allegedly assumed Dr. Mike was being bold by saying “No person will ever be comfortable around a robot.” this was a trip lmao

[@Mr.Caligos]

wtf is going on here? :O

[@anamache-stan7217]

My friends *always* tell me that I have "doctor writing", and I cannot disagree one bit

[@Usual_User]

+

[@Redd_Psycho14]

Lmfao someone gotta tell you that your like the other millions of people out there. Your not special

[@ryanong3517]

Your handwriting is so bad I can't even read what you're typing. :)

[@HotChocolate2070]

because you write badly lol

[@thedorsinator]

What? I can’t read this

[@Abi-ys7yt]

Had a really bad back pain that lead to a headache Mum: likely just your scoliosis or period Doctor: likely related to past medical conditions Google: your turning into a butterfly 🦋

[@mistyalanbundy1806]

this is the best one yet...😂

[@bigtonka82]

Fly pretty butterfly fly lol

[@linabuggy8315]

You're a pigeon Harry.

[@angelamontoya8032]

When I tell you I ugly laughed so hard I almost woke up everyone in the house

[@ashleyashleym2969]

Curious to know how you guys come to these wild conclusions from google.

[@matiasthered]

Me: **Sniffles** Doctor: "You have a cold" Google: "You have been dead for two days" 💀

[@iurirobert9845]

Are you using correctly Google ? In my experience Google is 100% in health "diagnoses" and they say Go see a doctor and tive the aderesses of doctors

[@Pumpkin0_0]

It's not even "you're dying" anymore, you've already been dead for two days. XD

[@uberkind-412]

Bruh greatest twist in history

[@SiFiFreak]

Oh good things can only get better then.

[@yassenpetrov2303]

You've been dead for two days but you still have a pulse and you move around, so it's death with complications, does your insurance cover this?

[@sourspirit4333]

Normal people: I searched on Google Doctor: I performed some searches

[@sourspirit4333]

@kinsley strain really? 🤔 btw thanks

[@deborahaber996]

It’s kinda like an art the way you put it

[@sourspirit4333]

@Ria B of course, they aren't like us commoners they are the life savers

[@UnCreatively]

Sarah not the candies right

[@UnCreatively]

Ria B the candy life savers

[@ft8449]

Dr Mike: “I don’t have great handwriting, but I don’t think anyone has ever told me it’s illegible” Me trying to understand what the note he wrote says: 👁👄👁

[@feb388]

"This is my handwriting . It's not that bad right ?" Something like that lol

[@jeanjaz]

That's easy... They aren't teaching cursive in most public schools anymore.

[@thesalazar7328]

@@jeanjaz not really, I was only taught cursive and it took me some time to get it. And as someone who had to take calligraphy, his might not be that bad, but not peak legible, it's not "open" enough

[@Militant_Vegan]

@@jeanjaz dat ain’t cursive das scribbles

[@jaysonmidnight6116]

@@jeanjaz I learned it but since there's too much to write in a short time, I just write non cursive.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Me: *Googles "Are doctors really afraid of Apples?"* Google: Yes Me: _Time to do what's called a pro gamer move_

[@gabym7844]

hey vsause

[@etta5487]

Stop it patrick! You're scaring him!

[@amshazow]

but he lives in the Big Apple

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

*Casually skips the question about money* I see you, Dr Mike. That Audi R8 didn't pay for itself! Goals right here..

[@nannibunni]

Im sure over 4 Million subs paid for that one...

[@JDPyrotechnics]

ABC ABC his channel earns between $6,000 and $93,000 per MONTH just on KZbin, making him around $1.2 million just from this. So yeah it could have.

[@nannibunni]

Hell yeah they did. He makes way more on yt than by being a doctor. He gets a ton of views too which is not a given. Graham stephen „Only“ has a million followers and makes about 100k a month. Soooooo... do your research before saying I’m wrong

[@maharamadan2946]

According to youtube 1 million views makes about 2 grand so no yt is pretty pointless

[@JDPyrotechnics]

@L.K his channel has made him over $1.2 million from views, so do the math. I'm not arguing, you can easily see the traffic and revenue of a KZbin channel.

[@4MN3S144]

No one talks about therapists. Even though Mr. Plant back there, **has flashbacks of Mike fighting the defenseless plant** **shivers**

[@bkitteh6295]

That's what I was thinking about, too! You can remove his eyes Dr. Mike, but he's still THERE. 🌳

[@Ivy.________.]

+1

[@IJustAteAChineseThrowingStar]

Who said he was defenseless..?😈

[@km1dash6]

A data base is supposed to be user friendly. If it's an inhouse system, maybe there's a way to talk to the person who developed the system to see if there are tweaks that can be made.

[@migliuziokaz]

If the Internet was your doctor: 'Could be nothing, could be cancer'.

[@hh-uk8hd]

Labas!

[@smallalalala]

aint that the truth

[@Avianca-rr3rf]

I mean it’s true. It could be nothing but also could be cancer. That’s why you need doctors, they can diagnose. The internet can’t

[@N1Rguitar]

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[@Rem1nyie]

Its " not '

[@neilballou]

"Especially when we're treating pediatric patients." Normal people call those "children". ;-)

[@EmeraldHW]

Neil Ballou pediatrics goes up to age 21.

[@Joana-rj5yp]

I am still considered pediatric even tho I’m 17, it’s weird that I’m still considered a child and I still have to go to a waiting room playing Sesame Street on the tv😂

[@Germfish]

You are a child.

[@Germfish]

Who told you that? I'm in the medical field and 18 or older is an adult. You sign all your own paperwork and don't need a guardian present. I see patients all day long literally do this every day.

[@daylight1440]

Germ .Fish I am 17 and go to the children’s hospital which I’m very thankful for

[@damijangospic9892]

I'm eating an apple and watching dr. Mike.There's something wrong here.

[@HeyThereCharlieGirl]

Damijan Gospic gotta have one every day my man, good luck 😂

[@perfectiongirl6465]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away 😂 well not in your case

[@maevafiogbe1645]

me 2

[@thethings1444]

An apple keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough duh 🙄 lol

[@abyssal_phoenix]

Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

[@Monkey_1640]

56 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that

[@abyssal_phoenix]

@@Monkey_1640 xD what a noble deed

[@Monkey_1640]

Lol

[@Theunicorn2012]

Sometimes mike makes me realize how similar teachers and doctors are in many ways It probably has to do that both are very social jobs and share that they both have to deal with diverse people, but both also are in a nurturing and educative spectrum of jobs too

[@mahhzinhah]

Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?” Welp, I hope not. 👀

[@blackdragoncandy]

My first thought was a meat smoker. So I was wondering how a meat smoker was a baby.

[@lunar-firefly]

Computer: “Is ThE BaBy a SmOKeR?” Me: I don't think they starred in Roger Rabbit.

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@zacharydoran4484 than you show vageen

[@ravanecohea5257]

If he don’t stop saying chest compressions

[@ravanecohea5257]

I did not think he would do that

[@fanny6920]

@@nilimabegum3653 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferferguson1517]

Chest compressions Chest compressions Chest compressions It is not only his motto, it is his way of life :)

[@damianarcher7244]

Ravane Cohea a sign of the apocalypse if he stops

[@WydeZ]

Dr. Mike rapping = kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnqrnKSYhtmWgrc

[@tuckerjohnsohn9254]

*googles why my hiccups are so violent* google: cancer, take it or leave it.

[@shaz910]

Panda Kwen26 I was gonna like the comment but the like count is 69 and I’m a pro gamer sooooooooo

[@LittleChibitan]

9:35 Was the case for my grandpa. My grandpa had cancer and thought he was healing well so he was happy and energetic and then my grandma got the news that the cancer basically spread into the whole body and he most likely would have only 2 more weeks for living. So my grandma literally told the doctor: "Don't tell him that or he'll jump from the balcony and if that happens I'll have to take the responsibility for that!" My grandpa was a very proud and strong person, so I could totally see that happening for him. I'm glad they didn't tell him, he was happy and hoping till the end.

[@PlayLyss]

Oh no the tree is back. He is in danger.

[@sarima7621]

Oh no.. Poor tree

[@sarahwithstars]

Run forest Run

[@savannam.7048]

His tree and him remind me of Crowley and his plants in "Good Omens." 🤣

[@Tw3akst3r]

I was expecting some interaction between Mike and his plant, also sad when it didn't happen.

[@mrfoxypants809]

Photosynthesis while you can little tree

[@monicacosby7094]

How does this man have a KZbin/Social Media career and still practice medicine while also staying fit and mentally sane.... #props

[@theperson955]

“Do doctors near me” Hmmm my mind is truly in the gutter👀

[@PoojaRangra]

I saw the thumbnail and instantly felt like running into his arms 😬

[@PoojaRangra]

When the heart notification is the first thing you see early morning, IST ❤️

[@Jenny-mo1be]

I know you're indian so you'll relate... The thumbnail kinda reminded me of Shahrukh Khan's DDLJ pose 😅❤️

[@bromedical401]

@@Jenny-mo1be srk pose was like open arms

[@akashsaha8181]

@@PoojaRangra u r frm India ???

[@PoojaRangra]

@@akashsaha8181 yup

[@maggiefindmusic]

My 3yo: Is he a doctor? Me: Yes 3yo: (very skeptical) Where's his "stelescope"?

[@franloiacono9306]

Ruth Gaynor hmm...he brings up a good point...Mike where IS your stelescope??

[@smellycat4413]

Lol we cant say anyone is a doctor if they dont have a stelescope😂

[@abbadfatima1239]

The Electrobeats stethoscope *

[@sruto]

@mxlbabe in your stele obviously

[@itzgachalucyv6714]

@@abbadfatima1239 nuuuuuu steloscope

[@anxious_and_avoidant]

The computer punch after "you didnt enter if the baby was a smoker" sent meeeee 😂😂😂

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

😂😂😂🤣🤣💀

[@moved7685]

400 like

[@lucastornado9496]

Omg his diplomas aren’t symmetrical. *help*

[@Therealalbot]

it also looks like the spacing isnt even. maybe its an illusion created by the camera angle

[@ma.juliaamon1525]

Oh My ghaaaaddd....and the spaces!!

[@lovebubbles455]

Lucas Tornado ahhhh! Now I can't stop lookin 🙈🙈

[@VaidasMaldzius]

OCD incoming

[@cottagebitch]

Oh no I noticed it when u said it and now I can't unsee it. ಥ‿ಥ

[@cherryrypie9232]

doctor mike: googles something doctor mike: answers it himself

[@AndrewChilders]

Somebody on Google: “Will Doctors ever be automated?” Star Trek: “Please state the nature of the medical emergency.”

[@jadedbelle4788]

"- oh, its you...."

[@nerwent1203]

I came through the comments to see if someone had already thought of this! Thank you Tutor Veritatis!

[@Redrally]

Oh God, the EMH has the worst bedside manner eveeeeerr!

[@hardwirecars]

but did you notice in that instance he was only supposed to be used in extreme emergencies and he had a hu... live back up.

[@MiddleEarthGirl75]

As a Trek fan, I can't like this comment enough!

[@Strongest876]

Doctor: It's just a headache. Mother: It's just a headache. Google: *It's Cancer*

[@abomousa1564]

Actually .. i'm allergic to apples Docotors : it's ok dont eat apples Google : just get in the coffin already

[@TheMrfoxguy]

True google is the last place for help and information

[@immortalsun]

Very original.

[@e.k_liadon]

0:49 So we’re just gonna ignore: “doctors are narcissists,”and “doctors are the leading cause of death!? 😂

[@Wsg_Gmoney]

The last one says "doctors are corrupt" IM DEAD😂🤣

[@deborahaber996]

HelloHowAreYou same

[@thevisitor4282]

We don't speak of it Radio silence from here on

[@amandam7666]

Yes, yes we are! I’m also at least 5 months late, but that’s ok!😁

[@BruceWayne-us3kw]

K-PoppinTastic some are but that can be said about any profession.

[@justthatgirl-ct4jo]

Doctors are literally people like anyone else. I treat my doctor as I would any other human. The world looks to them like they are supreme beings. You are a fellow human being and will be treated with that kind of respect and courtesy.

[@SnowmanInABlizzard]

"Please do not confuse your Google Search with my medical degree" -Sassy Mug, 2019

[@AnimeKat8849]

I'm definitely getting that mug to my boyfriend 😂

[@ceebee9633]

Please don’t confuse your medical degree that included one lecture on my chronic illness with my lived experience of said illness.

[@insanitysean4939]

Cee Bee bad day?

[@SuperAwesomeness53]

You mention about the tremendous amount of administrative work required of being a doctor. I am a teacher and I can also state about this issue. I went into my field to help kids, but I feel like all I do is test them and analyze data. It was nice to know other professions struggle with this as well.

[@alison16]

Me: Why does my head hurt? Google: YoU hAvE a BrAiN tUmOr

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@simranthakur1816]

Same with Grey’s Anatomy

[@simranthakur1816]

So true 😂

[@PianoViolinGuitar]

Alison Bing-Wo lol i don’t need google to tell me that. I have people tell me that every time I have a migraine....aaaand I don’t

[@xierra3741]

@@Ozzymandius1 fr

[@victoriaroberts7034]

I trained to be a nurse but I found each year I was getting more paperwork and less hands on patient care. I felt I was unable to provide the care my patients deserved which sent me to a VERY dark place I never want to go to again so I left nursing and now work doing home care which I absolutely love ❤️

[@andremoreiragraca]

"do doctors near me" looks like some kind of fetish

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

They just wanna play doctor 😏

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

"Do doctors near me" Now THAT'S a prescription I'd fill as soon as possible lol

[@TheMissSerena]

Canada free health care ahaha

[@peterthirdandthebridges]

@@TheMissSerena underrated comment!!

[@dylanfowler70]

The last time I went to the doctor the nurse did 90% of it. The doctor came in, sat at the computer, asked a couple questions, told me to lose weight, then left. She barely looked at me.

[@MiddleEarthGirl75]

I waited 8 months (hi, Canada here) to have my first neuro consult for my chronic migraines. He did his exam, sat back in his chair and told me to drink a strong cup of coffee and get some exercise. When I got in the car I started to cry when I was telling my husband. 8 months I waited....for that.

[@scottvelez3154]

@@MiddleEarthGirl75 might as well just teach yourself medicine. Download some medical textbook pdfs and start reading.

[@flanaggenwaters]

@@MiddleEarthGirl75 It kind of sucks because I feel like it may have to do with burnout or as the saying goes "when you hear hoof steps, think horses not zebras" meaning when a patient presents with some certain symptoms, don't get anchored on this one rare diagnosis and rule out the common illnesses first. I definitely don't agree with what your doctor did, because I had a gastroenterologist (stomach doctor) tell me that my problem of three years would be fixed if I didn't take so many supplements (FYI I had only taken them for 2 months when I had went to see him) and his dismissive behavior had me looking for another GI doctor IMMEDIATELY. So I agree, some doctors need to be more clear with their thought process, or otherwise I am going to think they don't care. Or that they're discriminating because of my cruddy insurance or my age or whatever.

[@depressedcockroach4045]

@@flanaggenwaters my skin doctor told me to wash my face when I presented with pretty bad acne. I have this problem for 7 years. Also she was annoyed because there were so many patients with severe problems and she didn't have that much time. She blamed it onto patients even though she was the one that didn't make appointments and told us to just come during her hours.

[@yashs9502]

@@scottvelez3154 yeah you can do it. But you won't be able to imply your knowledge without experience . That's why we spend 7-12 years of our life's young age studying and practicing.

[@urfahni437]

"Did they ask the patient, if they can afford the medicine?" Me as a German being confused for a second.... "Oooooh, yeah, american health care system... "

[@edeeeXO]

We still have to pay for non-prescription drugs though. I'm sure the situation has come up in Germany as well

[@rajniarora8118]

Lol aaaa yes american stuff (btw I'm a canadian)

[@Cantetinza17]

What is it like in Germany? Can you maybe tell our Government about it? 🙂

[@maxenceduhamel796]

@PaulR Germany has better Healthcare system overall than Sweden according to oecd panorama. Germany and Turkey are at the top of most indicators. Except for the cost, of course, no one challenge the USA on that...

[@maxenceduhamel796]

@PaulR I suspect that it is the case for lot of them (i am French, and that is relatable). Problem is likely that a governmental system is in competition with lot of other important things for limited budget, so it is easy to cut just a little the budget each year (or not increase for inflation), and finally the healthcare system becomes more and more in tension...

[@summerthebeagle]

One time I waited 2 hours for the doctor to come, just to tell me that I’m going through puberty.

[@darobauwens3712]

What was your problem then?

[@Tototoo88]

@@darobauwens3712 Having to become an adult i'd assume

[@leahrosenfeld2719]

What I want to know is do doctors go to other doctors for minor things like checkups or just do it themselves?

[@SAnika-sc8xl]

That's my question too...😲

[@dogski2822]

Can give themselves checkups if they feel sick, but they still have to go to another doctor for annual checkups. They can even prescribe themselves medication, although it is frowned apawn.

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Usually, colleagues check out the doctors

[@sruto]

@@SAnika-sc8xl usually done by other doctors, but ya know, it's more like 2 doctors speaking doctory stuff rather than an actual checkup

[@PlaylistMadness]

If it's minor I take care of it myself, if I think I might need medication or some kind of test I go to my GP. 🤷

[@dylannguyen3859]

Dr.Mike: Incognito mode Me: ahh yes, a man of Culture

[@henrique3045]

Dylan Nguyen I guess we can say doctors beat the meat from time to time too 😂

[@dylannguyen3859]

Henrique i believe the term to be, beatus the meatus

[@henrique3045]

Dylan Nguyen Oh indeed, pardon my informality.

[@avengers-rule1032]

I would’ve laughed if you looked up “what do doctors look like” and the first image that popped up was you “hey, that is what a doctor looks like! I’m a doctor!” 😂❤️

[@mistyalanbundy1806]

Well I just did and I found “Doctors of Osteopathic medicine. With a picture of him on it. ❤️😂

[@doomsdayaddams2894]

I was briefly a secretary in a doctors office. The doctor not only had Dr. handwriting, but he had arthritis in his thumbs. His handwriting was unspeakable. I tried to do ICD9 coding for him. I was trying to figure out on a patient’s notes where it said “patient is still crying.” I finally gave up and asked the more experienced office worker what the rest of it said. It actually said “patient is still congested.”

[@pixelsgames3066]

Me: I have shoulder pain Google: You have lung cancer

[@NaturalSelection_]

Me: I have lower abdomen pain prolly just cramps Google: stomach ulcer, kidney failure, appendicitis, diverticulitis, gastrointestinal disease, endometriosis, IBS Me: wtf- *pops a midol and takes nap*

[@aflower6955]

Google has said to see their local doctor and not listen to what Google says in their terms and conditions. These people.. Redditors don't woooosh me.

[@cmcphotography1]

"I got a small headac-" "Your brain is eating itself"

[@SwearMY]

Doctor: Lose weight. If you lose weight, your shoulder won't hurt.

[@ziyugao4816]

Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching the video

[@janecheval4308]

I did that and looked up and all of a sudden he was talking about a grandmother who has cancer😅

[@samikshyapanda1280]

*"You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker"* 😂😂

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Has your kid smoked or vaped in the last 2 years Kid: *18 months old*

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

@SquooshyCatboy Lmaooo they’re just doing hard drugs in the womb

[@loftyradish6972]

As a phlebotomist, the amount of time I waste with illegible Dr's handwriting is absolutely mind blowing, it can turn a ten minute procedure into a 20 minute phone call as we all try to work out what on earth the Dr was requesting. The other one is when Dr's just make up their own acronyms for things. I once had a Dr write "RPM" on the form. I called the lab and they were like "revs per minute?" Anyway, lab ended up having to contact the dr, it was just a standard kidney test. Some of the funniest handwriting one was when my boss said in all seriousness to look at it upside down because sometimes then you could work it out. We did work that one out, it was blood group. Something else we do is ask the patient, like if I think I know what something is I will say "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for this?" This once backfired very, very badly (but also hilariously) when I asked a patient "does it make sense for your Dr to be testing you for coeliac disease?" And the patients earnestly talked about how the local health department was poisoning his water to make him fart a lot and make him smell bad and discredit him so that the judge wouldn't believe him when he went to court to accuse his psychiatrists of following him. The poor man was obviously experiencing psychosis. However, since he appeared to be having symptoms of farting, I ascertained that he was probably being tested for coeliacs disease and went ahead with the blood test while he continued to talk about the health department. Sweet guy, but good lord that was one day where keeping a straight face was difficult.

[@TheRainbow]

I will admit when I go to the doctor, they hardly look at me anymore. He is always staring at the computer while asking me questions at the same time

[@ArtzieGal]

Rainbow same, the last doctor I went to would pull his loud table with his laptop from room to room and he barely acknowledge me.

[@TheRainbow]

@@ArtzieGal I miss the days when your dr looked at you in the face with a paper file. If I need a prescription, I don't even see a pad anymore. They send it straight to the pharmacy now. Sometimes the pharmacy doesn't get it and I have to fight between my drs office and the pharmacy just to get medication

[@shubhamgarg9361]

Patient: Hello Doctor Mike Doctor Mike: PeEwHoOp Patient: I think I have a cold. What should I do ? Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions Patient: But I... Doctor Mike: Chest Compressions Patient: Yeah Okay. Imma head out Doctor Mike: Stay Happy, and Healthy !!

[@Shan_Nelle]

Shubham Garg seems legit

[@mariee.5912]

Haha, I just imagined a comedy show. Funny.

[@LamaMama26]

😂😂😂

[@xXSakuraTearsXx]

The answer is always chest compressions.

[@kaiseremotion854]

Hahahhahahahahahaha

[@rehamsameh196]

Me having a headache Google: Your coffin is ready😵 Dr. Mike: Chest compressions,chest compressions,etc. Mom: That goddamn phone!!!

[@kentaroyamaguchi7519]

You forgot the essential oils

[@imtired7303]

0:28 man just doesn't want us to see his search history😂

[@Eonstar890]

Mike : * is reading sentence aloud* Also Mike: *furiously highlights the sentence again and again*

[@geraldmcmullon2465]

Patient to Doctor: Did you just Google that? Doctor: Yes Patient: I could do that. Doctor: Yes but I have years at University and in practise to know which is worth reading and which is a load of rubbish.

[@Shadowhunter-bf4dw]

Noice

[@TDrA0]

Same thing as a lot of IT jobs; they’re just really good at googling and know what to look for

[@sonarek7312]

Omg..

[@ArielRenee21]

My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for years so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait.

[@jeanjaz]

My Primary Care physician is the same way. I've been going to her for nearly 40 years.

[@ienmel]

Tell me where you are I’m moving right away 🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding but hold on to that one because I’ve had my pcp for about 14 years but he’s gone down hill as far as care. I have to beg for meds that my insurance will cover or bloodwork or any test for that matter..

[@Theunicorn2012]

My primary care physician is always running late but it’s cool because he takes his time to really ask the in depth questions. He makes it feel like an authentic conversation not just reading off the monitor. I’ve been seeing him for yearr so he also asks how school is going and how my family is. It’s kind. It’s like seeing an old friend. I don’t mind the wait

[@Frau.Kanzlerin]

I love that you highlight text when you read it. Idk if you just did that for the video or if that's a habit of yours, but I do that all the time because my eyes love to jump around. I have ADHD also and it's a good way to keep me engaged with the text. 😂 It felt so relatable!

[@JohnDoe-dj3xh]

"no one has ever told me my handwriting is illegible" ... let me be the first then

[@dee-annegordon5959]

I actually had no trouble reading it. Oh wait, I read doctor writing for a living. Never mind, it's bad. 🤔

[@queenofallhighandlow9362]

Same, I couldn’t understand the second sentence. I was like “WTF is this” then after pausing the video and studying it for a few minutes I finally understood what it was meant to say.

[@vibinwmysockson6497]

Leslie M lots of youngsters write in cursive too ;) 17 and I still do! It's so pretty

[@danan9061]

He wrote "Da's not so bad,right?"

[@sunflashfuturesailor]

Omg 😂😂

[@kiylahmiller921]

“you didn’t specify weather the baby was a smoker or not.” 😂😂

[@deborahaber996]

Kiylah Miller OMFG

[@UnCreatively]

Really important question because their parents may smoke and babys can breathe it in

[@rohankurani4974]

UnCreatively that’s secondhand smoking tho. Not the same as smoking

[@veralenora7368]

"weather?" that will get an odd Google response. I think you mean "whether". Grammar Nazi kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGXZl2uEa6yjmq8

[@Jinxed11]

That has got to be a really irritating and redundant thing to deal with. Someone should really work to update that to save time on items like that

[@rafiqihaqimi3873]

People: doctor are overpaid Football player: almost got paid millions of dollar just playing football (not hating football, football is my fav sports)

[@Mr.Caligos]

I do hate it

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@madisonsnapp4207 Only as free as large, unregulated corporations will let it be.

[@jyggaswoop2774]

people only say overpaid argument because of the large healthcare costs in america. but, doctor salaries don't make up the majority of that lol. I think it's around 15 percent, with half of that being actual salary, the other half malpractice insurance etc. Doctors are definetly not overpaid, they're paid like they should be.

[@er1v4n-hu3]

Most of athletes aren't paid very much, just the top ones. We think this way because these are the ones we see the most, but most of football players are in city teams receiving minimal wage.

[@randomguy8228]

I mean, not everyone can play football as good as them

[@whateverdude4434]

I honestly wish I had someone like Mike as my doctor.. it shows he actually feels passionate about what he does. Plus he makes very entertaining videos 😁

[@dannimasoud1011]

no one: literally NO ONE: not a single soul: not even a ghost: dr.mike: *flexes diplomas in the background*

[@jayv7006]

stfu

[@jenaliez8522]

D4LETTERJ4Y oh you a salty boi😂😂

[@sambradley9091]

@@jayv7006 No u

[@oliben121]

Flexes his watch (Audemar Piguet) way more tbh

[@LamaMama26]

That's what's up! Flex it, Dr. Mike!

[@annamacdonald5328]

Me: man my head hurts Mom: you're fine My aunt who's a doctor: just a headache Google: you have two days to live

[@robertbush6255]

Anna MacDonald Google: goodbye old friend

[@elise3455]

Dr. WebMD: So what seems to be the problem? Besides the cancer.

[@Xen0s_corner]

Mike is such a doctor “Okay I’m gonna perform some searches” Édit: wow thanks for like almost 400 likes

[@alanbanh]

Burnt Cabbage PERFORM NOT PREFORM

[@coralbachmann6313]

Mind me asking what that flag is on your profile. I'm not meaning to offend anybody just asking a general question

[@Xen0s_corner]

​@@coralbachmann6313 the transgender flag and thank you for asking i love answering questions

[@jesusislord229]

Burnt Cabbage Are you yourself transgender?

[@AndreaRam]

Love your last name

[@rosiroze3042]

Me: my stomach hurts, my last period was a month ago Doctor: you’re probably having a very light flow Google: you have 3 hours left

[@hollystanislawski5680]

Me: *is yellow* Google: “You have pancreatic cancer” Me: pfffffff, sure🙄

[@brittanywoodman6559]

Holly Stan I mean that literally was the first sign that my mother showed her skin and eyes started to turn yellow

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@brittanywoodman6559 I believe the term for yellowing of the eyes and skin is 'jaundice'. It's actually something you should get checked out, tbh, jaundice doesn't just show up to the party cuz it feels like it.

[@grace2be]

A few other conditions can cause that... Addisons for example ...

[@nikki11111]

HauntedShadowsLegacy I thought yellow eyes meant dehydration.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@nikki11111 Jaundice is the name of a symptom more than anything else. Jaundice happens because of other things. Like how someone diagnosed with a concussion might have a symptom of lethargy (tiredness/sluggishness). Diagnosis is comprised of symptoms. Because jaundice is a symptom, it could fall under more than one diagnosis. To be sure what's actually causing the jaundice, it's best to see a doctor as soon as you can (some conditions that cause jaundice are life-threatening, so you shouldn't take a symptom like that lightly).

[@JacksonHollo]

If you remember this you deserve a veteran’s discount: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS* *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

[@akgold22]

EpicCoolPlayer TRS lmao that was only like last year so uh

[@NikkiBudders]

Unless they are DNR. In which case Dr.Mike is sad :c

[@JM-ru7ku]

EpicCoolPlayer TRS they save lives man

[@anntran9840]

Can I have a discount now :/

[@JacksonHollo]

Ann Tran yes

[@angelineameloot1331]

I don’t like being early, it’s unsettling

[@laurencook9718]

I feel that

[@mariee.5912]

I feel alone, I can't just watch.

[@DoctorMike]

It should be celebratory not unsettling!

[@astrocigars4695]

Doctor Mike I love you you’re amazing im only 11 but I enjoy watching you

[@catzbestfriend]

I like being early cuz then I can take my sweet time. For instance go to the bathroom if I need, get a drink, chat with my friends on my phone, if they are running a little late, watch a Doctor Mike video; you know just chill.😋

[@matthewbeland8443]

"You didn't enter if the baby was a smoker." I used to be a medical scribe, and am currently a medical student, and that really hit home. XD I always HATED when stuff like that came up in my documentation.

[@shreemoyeesaha.15]

Plot twist: Dr. Mike went incognito because he doesn’t want us to see what he searched.... 🤫

[@spheredude6003]

Ha 69 likes..... This is not funny

[@um4327]

Maybe.....

[@tessnapinas9979]

uh? really?

[@shreemoyeesaha.15]

@@tessnapinas9979 it’s a joke loll

[@tessnapinas9979]

@@shreemoyeesaha.15 i get it, though imagine if so, what would he be hiding?

[@comedy-and-cabaret]

Hi Dr. Mike, big fan of you! One question: Did you ever consider making a second channel for med and nursing students, where you talk about medical topics? I would love such a channel!

[@harjotmalhi3837]

Yeah that's such a good idea 👌

[@laartje24]

And Biology students!

[@franny7997]

Graat idea! Could be really interesting even for people (like me lol) who are not students or someting like that :)

[@dizzyreed92]

I literally had a dr google my symptoms. 🤷‍♀️

[@LibbyLou123444]

Desiree Reed oof

[@username1568]

..........it's cancer isn't it

[@lynseymckenzie1]

Desiree Reed my mums old doctor told her to go home and google her issue, google told her she’ll be dead in a year... that was a fun year.

[@josiemaniscalco6095]

Lynsey Rose hows your mom??

[@tashaelsnau104]

My doctor did that too, was awkward when he was looking at the same pics I had already looked at.

[@cmcphotography1]

"My foot hurts" "You're seconds away from Cardiac arrest, your Sternum us ready to implode, your ear drums are exploding, your ankles are rotting, and you have 7 types of cancer"

[@laurenduke3025]

I always see advertisements for “online doctors” that will diagnose you at home. Could maybe for a video one day you investigate these “online doctors”? Are they legit and offer the proper advice? Or are they just all scams? Although I can take a pretty good guess as to what the answer might be 🙃

[@Joana-rj5yp]

Lauren Duke some are actually real! Check your insurance company and see if they have any programs for it. They are only useful for like the overnight flu or something minor. I used one before!

[@inuto100]

Kinda sounds like tele-doctors

[@azuradawn5683]

My company's insurance includes a service like this. They'll only treat minor things and obvs don't prescribe anything controlled. I've only used it a couple of times but they've been helpful when I have.

[@tinawhite5310]

Some of them are real check with your insurance company to see if they cover it and those doctors only do minor things and can’t prescribe anything that is controlled such as opioids

[@najmaht.a.1314]

yeah there's so many apps ands sites here .-. i keep getting ads for them in dr mike's vids too ugh

[@MeGaNjEfFrEy82]

Me: I have severe migraines Google: you died 3 minutes ago

[@takingabreak2636]

😂😂😂😂

[@kriscchen]

Lololololol

[@rajeshgowda6960]

Lol

[@WildestCarton]

@Angelina Johnson-Weasley your name just gave me an new Harry Potter ship Edit: I just found your channel you Got an new sub

[@DavidHindin]

Hahah why do the "doctors are" options make me want to cry - *“doctors are ... miserable”* lol 😂 😳

[@DavidHindin]

​@James Rogers​haha there's no escaping Google

[@charlielythgoe]

If a doctor is miserable they might cry as well

[@DavidHindin]

@@charlielythgoe haha touché!

[@tianareed4320]

One of the kindest things a Dr ever did for me was after deciding my new anti depressants he instantly got on GoodRx and found/printed a coupon for me (he knew I didnt have insurence). Not only did it save me a ton of money but also major stress of needing to think about GoodRx (if it even came to mind), finding what I needed in a dosage, ect. I was able to leave knowing my pills would be $5 and feeling like going to the store pharmacy wasnt going to be the biggest mountain in the world.

[@Monkey_BallsZ]

Will doctors be automated? Baymax: I’m gonna ruin this man’s career

[@deborahaber996]

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ toast oh man that could actually be cool

[@kriscchen]

XD

[@sashaisabitch22]

clips.twitch.tv/DreamyGlutenFreeStorkAMPEnergy

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

If anything, Baymax is more of a nurse, which *could* be automated eventually, but things like diagnosing and prescribing need a human touch, because every body is different.

[@p.k.953]

Human doctors : "what if I made some incersions on you with my scalpel ⁉️😏" keep putting on tapes on your body, buddy...❗❗❗✌️😈

[@vienne7483]

It’s annoying that google can’t just write YES or NO

[@ashleyborstad5152]

Hello! I’m a current nursing student and we are studying antibiotic resistance in my microbiology class. Please talk about antibiotic resistance and why it is becoming an epidemic!!

[@Sileithel]

OMG YES!! My mother always buys antibiotics every time she gets sick. I'm sick and tired of explaining to her why it is bad, maybe it's because it's just me. (Then again I won't be able to show her Mike's video if he ever does a vid on the subject, because she doesn't speak English, but probably other people need to hear it as well).

[@gerald0820]

As a Clinical lab scientist. I agree with this.

[@aleksandralempart8305]

Meat consumption is the main cause

[@jenschwartz4984]

As a social worker working in nursing homes, I had a discussion with family about DNRs too. Tried to help them understand that was what desired, and it was there signed and everything....I was usually the one who made the bracelets that said it too....and you get it of course, when the time comes to sign the papers, the family is trying to convince them not to sign papers. But, it's a personal choice of the person, as long as they are of sound mind and body when they make that choice. It sucks for the family most of the time. And you feel for them. But it is what the patient/ resident wanted.

[@soccerman1913]

Me : Going to sleep My brain cells : *BE WHOOP*

[@AllowShutTheFuckUp]

Google: you have exploding head syndrome

[@kriscchen]

Pee whoop or bee whoop?

[@felixion7066]

@@kriscchen pee poop

[@caitlinmcsherry3650]

Mine: chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions

[@theyluvcourts]

@@felixion7066 😂😂

[@drsalmonfish]

Me: Why does my stomach hurt? Google: BRAIN CANCER Me: Wait how does that even- Google: IT'S BRAIN CANCER, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

[@alexsantoro597]

Dr. Fish but mostly take it

[@lordodev3495]

Your stomach could hurt from Brain... issues

[@PassionIsDead13]

The only doctor I trust anymore is my OB. My PCP legit told me I had allergies, as I’m sitting there begging him to listen to me because I knew something was wrong, and pushed me out the door. Three days later I went to the ER because I felt like I couldn’t breath. I had pneumonia, strep, a rash down my throat, and tonsil stones. Worst experience of my life trying to get better. But such a relieving feeling knowing I wasn’t making up my symptoms in my own head.

[@icanbestronger]

Same here!!!!! I 99 percent of the time diagnose myself...I discovered i had mono on my own...and later begged doc to check my antibodies to verfiy..today I even asked him to prescribe me with a specific med ... I am my own doctor! I figure out my medical problems and how to care for it ...sad!

[@svatsideas]

You are really good at keeping people watching your videos and your hosts videos.

[@JeremyWinfreeDev]

"do doctors near me" my first thought: ...who are all of these doctors that need doing?

[@irinbanerjee1597]

Now after the corona pandemic: doctors are god heroes great superheroes living god angels soldiers

[@deborahaber996]

Roasty the Owl marshenmlow YES

[@vivekpandey2959]

They always were

[@pppriest3206]

After the pandemic they will be right at square one

[@MickeyMouse-321]

Irin Banerjee Humus are am a. ........stuck at home

[@Niki_the-poetica05]

Yeah I also got the same results when I googled "doctors are..."

[@biankatoth1786]

I was never asked if I had money for the medicine, ever.

[@stephanied6711]

Me either

[@fractalfoxette8001]

They usually leave it to the pharmacy to figure out. I've had doctors try to quote patients, idk how they do it but they have been wrong on the price every time. To be fair, doctors aren't really able to tell you the price. You only know if you either 1) let the pharmacy bill the insurance and see what comes back or 2) call the insurance and ask. OH! Or c) check goodrx to get a ballpark worst case scenario price. (good if your insurance sucks or you have no insurance)

[@AmyLynnRiley]

I have. I have a chronic illness and have been with my doctor for a few years. One time, I wasn't working, didn't have insurance, my doctor knew I was paying cash so he asked if I was going to be able to afford my medications. I said maybe. He went and found any samples he had of the meds I was prescribed so I didn't have to pay for those.

[@csokitorta9938]

@Zora Moldovan ?

[@Me-wk7dz]

I don't like doctors that just throw pills at you, they don't even mention lifestyle changes, dietary changes, etc. that could solve the problem they just start chucking prescriptions at you that are like bandaids, addressing the symptoms but not the cause.

[@sophistiq8ted]

So true. I changed doctors because my doctor first told me to "keep doing what you're doing" when I went in with a debilitating migraine. And then prescribed a medicine that cost $200 for 10 pills! My next doctor actually listened and helped me and I stayed with them for years.

[@nerwent1203]

Dr. Mike: "This is my handwriting. It's not so bad, right?" Me: I could only discern what you were saying because I already knew the words.

[@lizzychurch6977]

Dr Mike: “I don’t like to think of myself as a 29 year old as a dinosaur” Me: 29 you say??? 😏 😂

[@inuto100]

I know right? I'm that age too. Don't feel that old

[@xSHURRAx]

He's 29 and a doctor... I'm 28 and can't seem to get my life together. #FeelsBadMan

[@cassandramuller7337]

@@xSHURRAx I feel you there. All the good things to you my friend.

[@leedovey8919]

😆😆

[@lazarol9272]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmrak2yhi6ebgK8

[@MiniDonut69]

Doctor mike didn’t want us to see those naughty google searches 😂

[@bodine219]

Lol, I live a very PG life and I wouldn't want anyone to see mine. Imagime the weird stuff a doctor probably googles XD

[@tanziyu9278]

That smiley face when he's showing the handwriting tho, top rank

[@YaBoiTeddy]

When I clicked on this video I thought you would put symptoms of illnesses into google, Google would say an answer that's waaaaaaay off so then you would correct Google.

[@prettyhussain12]

Me: Hey Google, I have bad chest pains Google: you are dying. Moral of the story don't go to Dr. Google 😂

[@shawtieluv3336]

Pretty Hussain chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!😀

[@ronaldmartin4046]

Google should have said yes it could be gas or acid indigestion or growing pains or I don't know maybe you should see a doctor

[@prettyhussain12]

@@shawtieluv3336 I've got Dr. Mikes voice in my head 😂

[@prettyhussain12]

@@ronaldmartin4046 I've had it checked out. Apparently I have tachycardia so my heart rate is 153 sometimes higher when it's supposed to be 99 or lower.

[@lunamaarouf_]

When I was a kid I thought the doctor never gets sick but then when I found out that that’s possible I thought “ well but who heals the doctor?” 😂

[@rashotcake6945]

Your doctor’s doctor is the mini boss. Your doctor’s doctor’s doctor is the final boss

[@dagoosetm3299]

@@rashotcake6945 what about your doctor’s doctor’s doctor’s doctor?

[@e5858]

@@dagoosetm3299 Secret boss

[@martinajurickova5750]

I had a doctor who didnt like to go to doctors because, you know, she was a person like all of us, scared of doctors. She mostly treated herself, unless any highly specialised problem occured

[@dandx67895]

A doctor needs a doctor is the problem is outside of their specialization or one needs an objective view about their health

[@vincentchen9124]

6:12 I wished I had as much confidence in myself as Dr. Mike has in his handwriting :'(