Curing Cancer with...Carrots | Doctor vs. Google

[@Winlonghorn_iso]

Why isn’t there “How to cure cancer with chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions” *_I’m disappointed_*

[@simamalak6425]

😂😂😂😂

[@Moon_Drawz]

That shouldve been one since he always talks about chest compressions saving lives

[@Winlonghorn_iso]

Blue Wolf_YT That’s why I commented it...

[@julianascalese262]

Hahahhahahhahah amazing

[@justdamienhere1325]

random happens here let’s all get together and look it up

[@theatrelover9920]

Dr. Mike randomly fighting with and shouting at the tree is me when I get stressed and start yelling at inanimate objects

[@harsimarsangha1987]

Side effects of med school

[@bradycarroll6665]

I was stressed out and frustrated about who knowes what but I ran into front door and got mad and punched it. No idea why I did but I won't do it again

[@daisythepup5900]

Rocks

[@V_098]

Ehmmmm...I get angry and when I'm angry I cry. While I cry I talk and vent to random inanimate objects

[@zukoHD]

well no one listens in my house so i pretty much just talk to my reflection

[@the_sad_gopnik6220]

*Well at least essencial oils did not get reccomended.....*

[@DoctorMike]

Sonia__ Coookzzz this is actually a great point lol

[@Joely3912]

Hahahaha can you imagine? He’d have an aneurism 😂

[@btaylerpackard2475]

A conniption if you will.

[@kianaalexis5004]

Ugh, thank god that didn’t pop up, at least theres that. Or coconut oil, that’d be just as dumb.

[@sambradley9091]

@@kianaalexis5004 All I know coconut oil is good for is frying foods and baking pies, personally

[@minetruly]

Curing cancer with sound: "How stupid can they........ Oh yeah that's a real thing."

[@onetimeontheriverdealer4405]

Ya, pretty much sums up this fraud in a nutshell.

[@chas7666]

onetimeontheriver dealer he’s not a fraud he was just confused as to what the f*ck it was talking about. All untrue opinions don’t need to be shared you twat

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@onetimeontheriverdealer4405 person: **is confused by short hand so they make assumptions like any human being** **finds out that the shorthand is only close to what the actual item is** **acknowledges their mistake and even give insight to actual item** Ignoramus in the comments: "he was slightly wrong about something, therefore he's wrong about everything" (*is a ridiculous person*)

[@akarsh.-.]

Butthurt

[@cquick3277]

Jesus Saves Love God

[@MercyStevens]

Dr Mike: A brilliantly intelligent medical professional that educates millions on how to stay healthy. Also Dr Mike: Fights with a house plant on his 30th birthday Love your content❤️

[@ronyaloria3978]

You nailed it.

[@ftw-bv7kx]

He is trying to say he needs help from the house plant because it's making him do more work than he has to.

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

My 34th birthday was on Wednesday 27th November

[@hafsaabid7508]

@@nadiashireensiddiqi Happy birthday!!!!

[@ftw-bv7kx]

@@nadiashireensiddiqi happy birthday to you!

[@MinZilla]

Drinks water * 6 months later * hair grew long -> conclusion: Water makes hair grow long

[@shafisaif9103]

U clearly are a human banana

[@kiyoponnn]

@@shafisaif9103 r/woosh

[@D00DofSilver]

*Water drinking intensifies*

[@everblue2277]

InfiniteLoop, don’t like subs outside of Reddit.

[@GunoiOrdinar]

@@kiyoponnn woosh

[@sammieswritings2302]

So fun story: I’m sitting with my friends, making fun noises and I pulled out the “Beee whoop” My friend wheels around and goes “you watch him too?!” Dr Mike has brought us closer together. Love your videos! 😁

[@RoyalPT]

Funny!! :D

[@DoctorMike]

Sammie's Writings yay that makes me so happy to read! Tell your friends I says hola

[@sarahslovely08]

lol nice

[@vgonzalez160]

XD

[@ot7forever100]

Omg same happened to me! I was on a video call with my cousin, and she showed me her iPad screen for something, her KZbin was opened and there I saw Dr Mike's videos and I was like "Omg do you watch his videos??" And she said "Hell yeah! They're so good!" 😂

[@angelinamejia6810]

I can just HEAR my psych research methods prof having a fit because of these ‘cures’: CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION

[@bleachfan392]

Angelina Mejia Sameeee! My psych research methods professor said the same thing!

[@Wexexx]

I mean, I'd take it as far as saying it isn't even a correlation (or well, more like a correlation of 0). In that case, since my cancer was cured and I was also breathing air therefore air must be a cure of cancer. I also ate food, drank water, wore clothes, sat in my sofa, watched movies, puked, ate morphine and so on. The correlation between these would be "0", which means it is not correlated at all. Even just putting "correlation" will give these lunatics something to go on about, "oh so you're saying they are correlated in some way". No, be more brutal and say that there is absolutely no correlation at all because then they're too stupid to even look up what a correlation is, and they run out of arguments. Edit: I was too hyped writing the comment. Fixed some math typos.

[@queenqong5381]

Oh yeah, same for people who look at something full of sugar/simple carbohydrates and say "This looks like pure diabetes" as if eating it is going to irreversibly whack up their insulin levels.

[@conlon4332]

Yep. Correlation = exciting new area for research.

[@katarinasutherlin]

I’m about to take that course next semester! I’m about to finish my psych stats class in a few weeks hehe

[@fridgeking6014]

History major here: golden age of piracy was actually about 300-350 years ago

[@waguespackc]

I spent a full minute looking for the history person. I wanted the truth on it. Thank you.

[@galesk344]

I was searching for this comment, thanks 🤣

[@larry1816]

I'm pretty sure Pirates of The Carribbean came out in 2003....but suuuuurre... *who's reaaallly the history major here*

[@kocsispetra1625]

Finally I found this comment xD

[@ellamae940]

@@larry1816 IM WHEEZINGGGGG😂😂😂😂

[@lianarosario5948]

Internet- “you can cure cancer with carrots” Dr. Mike- “you can’t cure cancer with carrots” Carrot- *sad carrot noises*

[@caitlinrobo]

Awh, no. Carrots would still be supreme. Be happy carrot.

[@happyt_rex7897]

Poor carrots

[@cereal483]

Carrots are evil. they make ur pants orange.

[@V0r4xiz]

This meme will never stop making me laugh.

[@DoctorMike]

MiniMarvel 22 this made me lol in the hospital

[@SummeRain783]

I’m starting to accept that 90% of the internet is a scam...

[@theautisticguitarist7560]

For just a few small payments, I can show you the 10% that isn't a scam!

[@SummeRain783]

TheAutisticGuitarist are you that prince from some foreign land who’s father suddenly died of tuberculosis and now your evil stepmother will steal all the money unless you transfer your millions to a stranger for safekeeping?

[@Sasu123456789x1]

It really is!

[@PortraitofAsha]

99.9%

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

Ami Khan but that doesn’t mean we can’t get a kick out of it

[@robertcaron9485]

Most people watch this to see what google has to say. I re watch this to watch Doctor Mike throw hands with trees.

[@jvamp2001]

(:

[@seano177]

To be fair... If I were to have cancer, eating carrots WOULD end my battle with cancer! I'd die. I'm severely allergic to them.

[@kelsjohnston9672]

I’m going to fucking hell for how hard I laughed at this 😂

[@MsButterflysting]

@@kelsjohnston9672 you're not alone.

[@siaya9623]

LMFAO sorry but that’s hilarious😂😂

[@seano177]

It's is a hilariously odd allergy, that's for sure.

[@sarahwithstars]

How brilliantly bizarrely random!!

[@dancingchlobird7386]

Person: Has Headache Google: Brain Cancer Person: Has a stomach ache Google: Stomach Cancer Person: Actually has cancer Google 👁👄👁 Edit: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!!🎁🎂🎈🎉

[@ladymistik2930]

Dancing Chlobird 🤣🤣🤣 that last Google response took me out 🤣🤣

[@ellevictor474]

@H S I was wondering because if that was the case he would be a Sag not a Scorp😂

[@カリナちゃん]

Dancing Chlobird wasn't his birthday on the 12th or sum

[@Mithraschosen]

Hey Dr. Mike, Historian here. While "pirates" are all throughout history from the Ancient Greeks to current day, scurvy had a main focus around 200-300 years ago during the height of intercontinental maritime travel and became less prominent when Navy rations started to include citrus that helped cure the effects of scurvy. Great video, btw, keep up the great work! Also happy birthday, we share the same birthday!

[@saschamayer4050]

Good comment! Anyone else interested, go watch the series " *The* *Terror* " . Or read about the Franklin expedition. Very interesting topic and the series is highly entertaining.❄🌨 🥫⛴🐻❄🌬

[@saschamayer4050]

PS: Happy Birthday 🍾🎂💐🎁🎀🥂

[@MsButterflysting]

Happy Birthday! To add on to this, I happen to be Siberian Yupik, from an island in the Bering Sea. I've heard so many stories regarding my ancestors helping "sailors," "possible pirates," & "explorers" like Captain Cook for instance in that they landed at our island in desperate need of fresh water & any plants that would help in their mineral/vitamin deficiencies. As a historian, I'm curious if you know much about the various types of Eskimos, how we've managed to thrive in such climates for thousands of years. For reference, I come from St. Lawrence island. As I'm only half, I'm also curious on my quarter of genetics coming from Sweden & how my father was able to date us back to a specific group of Vikings-what's your thoughts on whether or not they suffered from scurvy having been renowned for raiding/conquering whilst exploring the seas? I apologize unreservedly for this comment being so long, but as you see, I'm a very curious person. Thanks for sharing your thoughts & have a great day today!

[@carlottafarnese]

Horst von Hinten yesss such a good series 🙌🏻

[@duahussain2382]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@tripz8507]

Dr mike: raises for team trees Also Dr mike: attempts abusively choking a plant

[@pascalyearn]

Omg this made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Well, it's a bit like the _did I just break a rib during chest compressions_ thing: it's already dead anyways, so just keep going.

[@MariaCristinaDelvecchio]

As a three-times cancer survivor, this triggers me SO BAD.

[@lastchance1101]

I hope you are fine now❤

[@MariaCristinaDelvecchio]

@@lastchance1101 I am, thanks for asking :) It's been tough, but I was lucky enough to find very competent doctors. Except for the usual checks, I now am able to have a normal life, and I'm committed to raise awareness on cancer among young adults. ❤

[@lastchance1101]

@@MariaCristinaDelvecchio i am really glad you are okay now. Ohh thats so nice i dont live in a modern country(i live in Africa,Ethiopia) and we dont have good medical equipment here almost every one who gets cancer here dies and that makes me feel so sad.

[@RaeRaenicorrrn]

Sending survivor love! ❤

[@taki1255]

I didn't see "How to cure cancer with chest compressions"... *very disappointed*

[@rachelcrimm5763]

Takiyah Walker lol same

[@oo0OAO0oo]

Mike u betrayed us!!!

[@hajarhamadi7909]

Not an expert ... But those might not work on cancer 😅

[@TheV3la]

Takiyah Walker why the hell did this make me laugh 😂

[@hellothere7565]

@@hajarhamadi7909 this is just a meme on this channel

[@epicelite3370]

Carrot: Exists Cancer: *Chuckles* I'm in danger

[@demonetized7803]

so you turned 30, welcome to the boomer club Dr Mike.

[@melissadavis2102]

That's not how generational names work.. 30's are millennials right now.

[@melissadavis2102]

Baby Boomers: Born 1946-1964 (54-72 years old) Generation X: Born 1965-1980 (38-53 years old) Millennials: Born 1981-1996 (22-37 years old) Gen Z: Born 1997-Present (0-21 years old)

[@pepsiboy4274]

@@melissadavis2102 ok boomer

[@melissadavis2102]

@@pepsiboy4274 🤦‍♀️ I was born in 1992. I'm a full blown Millennial. It's people like you who ruin that saying. Not EVERYONE is a freaking boomer. 🙄 There is literally an entire generation between boomers and millennials.

[@melissadavis2102]

@@pepsiboy4274 Also, "Okay boomer" is only supposed to be used on certain boomers. The ones that refuse to read and learn new facts. They are the ones that are impossible to have a conversation with.

[@MyNameIsEarl03]

Doctor: it’s just the common cold Google: Get in ⚰️

[@kirahurrem691]

Dr Mike: "This is...[biceps] the most..." And I lost track of what he was talking about 🤷

[@ThePostalGril]

haha truth

[@tarrynnitch8909]

All the dislikes are people who tried to cure cancer with carrots...

[@smitra5901]

Lol I was about to comment this 😂

[@boredboredmyles]

They aren't alive anymore...

[@fluffy695]

Tarryn Nitch people need hope, false or not

[@bled1017]

Or the people shook by the way he pronounces carrots lol. I say “care-it”, but that doesn’t really matter, haters are hating.

[@annikakirfel5176]

How should they be able to dislike the Video? When they tried that carrotshit they watch said carrots from below.

[@TerraDiASMR]

Doctor Mike: “I feel like astrology is such a scam” Me: omg yessss , that’s total bs and I don’t believe in it. Doctor Mike: “I’m a Scorpio” Me: wuutt? Hellzzz yahhh , me too ! Scorpios unite up in here! ♏️ ✨ #teamscorpio 🙃

[@mariomoneta2833]

I feel the sameeee

[@DelfyDaun]

Same 😂

[@nobodynobody3012]

Omg ilysm Terraaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Hellothere-vr9um]

Leo here. I'm handsome.

[@Obsolescent]

*I'm cancer*

[@Drewbertttt]

Me searching Google: “Why do I have a headache” Google: “You might have cancer”

[@rainefave7567]

Yass! This is exactly why I try not to ask Dr. Google anything!! 🤐 I used to always Google my symptoms and I'd end up at my Dr so when I was pregnant he told me not to ask Dr. Google anything ever just come here and I will let you know what is or isn't happening lol so I never did thank God! I would have been in his office every day 🤣🤣😬😱 DG is very scary 👹 XOXO 💋

[@TheMagnay]

@@rainefave7567 this i agree with, while google is the sum of all human knowledge that doesn't automatically make you smart or a professional. you need someone who a very good understanding of what the information means to actually apply it, that is why we go to experts like doctors. it would be so annoying to people who spend 20 years developing their medical craft for someone who no medical knowledge "but google said", google did not go to medical school.

[@JJJameson.]

You might though

[@emmat3933]

Everytime 😂

[@jss27560]

I'm surprised with that symptoms the diagnosis, normally it would be a brain tumor.

[@MissesWitch]

"Sound, that's not going to work" High Intensity Focused Ultrasound. CHECKMATE DOCTOR MIKE!

[@scarletpizarroluna6160]

Imagine Dr Mike's reaction to curing cancer with... essential oils 😂

[@kzizzles8329]

Snake oils**

[@lovebubbles455]

scarlet pizarro luna oomph! He would throw a chair at the asymmetrical diplomas

[@alexwang982]

Curing essential oil with cancer!

[@danielepereira3878]

@@gemma-do9yr Serious?

[@Victoriascarn]

Haha I'm sure he already knows about that lol. He probably just chooses not to give it attention.

[@Bluerella47]

I need chest compression as a title. Please tell the Queen of England to change the title one gets after knighting from 'sir' to 'chest compression'.

[@Bluerella47]

Wow. The first time ever one of my comments gets a like, its from the guy himself. Love ur work btw 😀

[@Maninawig]

Psychologist: hug a tree to take a moment for yourself. Dr. Mike: My tree's got a mind of it's own... Gotta beat it into submission

[@Jum81]

You do know it's a fake plant, right?

[@Maninawig]

@@Jum81makes the idea it has sentience even more absurd, but yes, I know

[@Coolerthan_u]

@@Jum81 its called a joke dude or dudette

[@Jum81]

@@Coolerthan_u oh, sorry. I thought jokes were funny.

[@reviewerofcomments]

@@Jum81 that's the worst comeback you can possibly make here, you were told you missed the joke, and then you say "Oh, well, the uh-joke isn't.. funny that's why uh, that's why 300+ people liked it, and, I'm the only person who has an issue with it."

[@umbrakiller4381]

My friend:KSI Vs Logan Paul is the best fight ever Me: Doctor mike vs house plant

[@jannalaachir6581]

Umbra Killer135 that joke is original,I like it☺️

[@umbrakiller4381]

@@jannalaachir6581 thank you😊

[@thiccchungo1041]

US v USSR was good too but Dr. Mike vs houseplant is even better

[@jannalaachir6581]

Umbra Killer135 right back at you🤗

[@queentara2423]

Which video has the tree fight? I’m a new fan. 6 hours into his videos.

[@dirkdwaynedimatatac7164]

Why is no one greeting him happy birthday? Happy Birthday Doctor Mike!🎉🎊

[@cassecorrea]

Fr!

[@abdullahmustafa6301]

What does fr mean?

[@cassecorrea]

Abdullah Mustafa for real

[@mochibun2389]

I did!!👍

[@kanu683]

Cassandra Correa 😂😂😂😂

[@kiwi_trucks]

I’m so glad I found this video. My grandmother got diagnosed with breast cancer a little over a year ago, and it was very rough. Recently we had a scare because they found a tumor in her spine. I’m very happy to learn more about cancer from you!

[@weebdweeb3951]

Is your grandmother ok now? You don't have to reply, I'll understand :)

[@teraphIl1000]

That shade of blue is so soothing.

[@katherinelevi6913]

Philippe Parle Peu I read this as he was somewhat yelling 😂

[@noplace3571]

The whole “Don't bother with radiotherapy! Just eat X and it’ll clear it right up!” thing really bothers me. Eating tomatoes, or broccoli, or carrots didn’t save my dad when he had cancer. Doctors did. Nurses did. Radiologists did. The research, medicine and science behind his procedures did. My dad would be dead if he’d listened to even one of the people who told him, even when he was at his sickest and weakest, to just eat more greens. Or drink tomato juice. They meant well. I know they did. But just like those who spread anti-vax ideas, I worry that vulnerable people will listen to them. That they’ll forgo seeing a doctor, and just listen to bullshit advice. That they’ll book healing trips where they'll try and meditate themselves better, or drink nothing but tomato juice, or eat broccoli.

[@seigeengine]

The thing is, I don't even think they mean well. I think it's an ego thing. They want to feel like they know something others don't. They want to feel superior, so they latch onto nonsense, and then preach it at every opportunity.

[@bethany-b2pkfilms792]

Yesss well said

[@noplace3571]

@@seigeengine Maybe you're right. It does make me feel less like I want to burn the entire world down if I think they meant well though.

[@anna_bandana]

Keely Hayes-Davies each cancer is different and it’s not just eat one thing it’s about changing everything! For instance cutting out sugar as cancer loves and grows immensely on sugar! My mother had immunotherapy and went completely vegan and drank carrot Juice everyday and it’s saved her life! So I don’t like when people make little of the reason I wasn’t burying my mother at 16! Everyone is narrow minded to what doctors say yes they are educated but there’s always more out there to learn and maybe big money making drug companies don’t want people to think alternative therapies work! I just wish people would just try to see how there are other ways!

[@roseluman2890]

Well, everyone may argue about the topic, but is anyone happy that the person's dad is ok?

[@irisk7007]

Dr Mike: *is a doctor/gotta take care of patients/does interviews* Also dr mike to plant: *puts eyes in it/fights the plant*

[@issym2597]

I think this would be the only youtuber who starts a video with “i know you have seen me fight this bush before”

[@Qichiquiche]

Who else wants a blog of just Bear at some point? Like a day in the life of Bear? I can never get enough of that big boof

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

Just put a camera on Bear and let him go

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

Maybe sync it up with a few cameras around the house so we get doggo POV but also get to see full Bear

[@Lucky_xDice]

That a great idea!

[@rachelrecycles369]

Yes, more Bear is needed!

[@beccag2758]

I'd watch that!!! He is a precious pupper!

[@smolbeanbangtan3672]

no one: doctor mike: strangles his plant

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

That's why it has sections missing in the middle

[@drsalmonfish]

Me: *cough* Google: Congratulations, you have cancer Me: Wha- Google: Have no fear, CARROTS can cure it Me: How does that even? Google: Not convinced? Try Baking soda. It's not tested but there's a first time for everything

[@riyaslife8718]

lol

[@learningeverything8881]

Crazy

[@lukefunk8865]

Pirates as we know them were located in central, south, and North America during the 16-1700s

[@MarpenGaming]

I came to the comments to look for this. I knew that he wasn't correct, but I didn't know What the correct answer was.

[@894Penguins]

Piracy has been around in some form for as long as we've had seafaring, really. There's still piracy today even, most famously in Somalia. 800 years ago, though, the most prominent pirates probably would have been the vikings. The golden age of piracy, which is what we typically think of when we think of pirates, was early 1700s.

[@mennograafmans1595]

The golden age was indeed mostly in the Caribean around 1650 to 1720. But pirates have been around from the first sea-faring traders and military. Julius Caesar was famously captured by pirates. Also, one of the most famous pirates, Bartholomew Roberts was mostly active around the west-african coast and Ching Shih was a Chinese female pirate that had an army of thousands of pirates following here. But the pirates he most likely referred to were the Dutch, French, Spanish and British pirates in the Carribean around 1700, so almost 500 years from what he said.

[@mikolajwitkowski8093]

Pirates existed since the beginning of sailing, yes, we had a lot of pirates 800 years ago. The same as 2000 years ago or any other number. However, I don't know why he would connect scurvy to pirates.... it's just sailors.

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@mikolajwitkowski8093 Your average sailor had a better diet than a pirate. So scurvy was more common on pirate ships that undertook long voyages than merchantships or military ships on long voyages. Pirates that stayed close to shore didn't suffer nearly as much because of their supply of fresh fruit. It were those that went out sailing for weeks where scurvy caused problems.

[@bianka7404]

My friend's phone was dying today so I told her to do 'chest compressions' . She tried.. But we were too late.. RIP ☎

[@kaylaclemens3320]

Nobody: Dr Mike: “we’re not pirates!!” Me: “Arrggg you sure”

[@emiliana1767]

Lol

[@alicialicona9472]

All I can think about is his accent when he says carrots🥕🥕🥕

[@ilovesparky13]

Same

[@chariethe]

Yeah it’s different. I pronounce it as keh-ruts.

[@Vell830]

Alicia Licona Omg same

[@marialoredo5975]

Dude I was wondering if anyone else was thinking this too

[@gamesunlimitedgames]

I notice it but i like it

[@a14a17k]

My dad had Tumors all over his body visible in his tissue. He went from like 180lbs to 130lbs in the month leading up to his death. It’s honestly a scary thing to see as a loved one

[@Anonymous-df8it]

Why couldn't you cut them off if they're visible?

[@kayleighburke8158]

I didn't skip the ads because I love Dr Mike and he needs his coin.

[@samyrasquad4894]

*when you’re too early to see any good comments*

[@anasofiafuentes9234]

Sameee

[@permin9533]

Let them marinate

[@Am3lia77]

per min LMAO 😂

[@eleanorelizabeth7436]

***too early

[@samreenabbasi2504]

Want to decrease the chances of cancer? "Stay happy and healthy"

[@MsButterflysting]

With the occasional Beeoouwooop! & chest compressions, mixed in with dog slobber.

[@melanieoosterman4376]

My grandma died of pancreatic cancer. She got real skinny. She lived a lot longer than most patients. The family made a lot of memories with her before she passed.

[@MLM1011]

Dr. Mike: I have to go to anger management Everyone: You? You’re the nicest...(sees Dr. Mike assaulting his tree for the second time)...I hope it goes well (backing out of room slowly).

[@caitiece]

Dr. Mike: "Lick me if you think I'm not old" Bear: *immediately looks at camera with "and I oop-" face*

[@kurotaL61200]

Mike: Oh no...

[@gulfmen86]

Carrots huh? That explains why Bugs Bunny is still alive and well.

[@kittehgo]

Sadly they seem to affect his navigational skills, I mean how many times has he gotten lost..

[@MsButterflysting]

@@kittehgo friggin Albuquerque eh?

[@kittehgo]

@@MsButterflysting Yep, I can't remember all the times he got lost and ended up in trouble..

[@ICEDNOTBLENDED]

When he wants you to message him directly *”TiMe to DM My MD naMeD DM”*

[@bipolarbanana997]

MORE MEDICAL MEME REVIEW. I'm in 9th grade and I don't get some of the memes and probably won't until you explain it. Please....

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

Me: *sees title* me: FINALLY! I'm relevant!

[@hamzahaytham3940]

DaDerpyCarrot _nice_

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@@hamzahaytham3940 lol

[@may2630]

😂😂😂😂

[@hyprdontia]

*Plot twist: Doctor Mike is actually a Russain spy.*

[@sjent]

Not spy, but bot. Spies are so retro.

[@theinfernosystem1323]

I will pledge my loyalty to Россия if Dr. Mike asks me to

[@sjent]

@@theinfernosystem1323 Russian what would you pledge your loyalty to ? Русский needs clarification after it. Russian _something_ .

[@theinfernosystem1323]

@@sjent oh heck, I'm sorry, I didnt mean to say Russian, I meant to say Russia, haha. I'm still learning. I'll fix it! Thanks for pointing it out!

[@lalaithan]

Bee-whoop.

[@rethajordaan1075]

Your point about the difference between curing and staying healthy is so important! As someone with endometriosis, fibromyalgia, depression, anxiety etc. I’m tired of people telling me that being vegan or doing yoga can fix everything! Like no I’m actually anaemic and tried limiting meats and it ended with getting iron injections!

[@ceecee3181]

👏👏👏

[@Anonymous-df8it]

Am I the only one who misread 'vegan' as 'v@g!n@'?

[@DaveyW]

Maybe try "pirates from 400 years ago". That's a bit more in the ball park. Or "Vikings from 800 years ago" but I don't know if Vikings commonly died of scurvy.

[@HelgaCavoli]

You saying "pirates" in specific way? Like the traditional robbing and general mayhem? Didn't Vikings rob anyone nor caused any sort of mayhem? We're they just nice good people minding their own business at sea? I'm now intrigued (since I don't know more about them, just the superficial stuff).

[@pdannysan13]

I don’t think vikings made long enough voyages to get scurvy.

[@Saknika]

@@pdannysan13 Vikings crossed the Atlantic, they were amazing sailors. C:

[@Saknika]

Vikings oddly enough did not have issues with scurvy.

[@DaveyW]

@@HelgaCavoli the Vikings did a fair bit of raiding. There are actually Catholic prayers from that era that specifically mention Vikings. The raids quickly turned into conquest invasions. Go watch Vikings or The Last Kingdom for some good history on Vikings.

[@nurinafiqah7165]

No one: Literally no one Not a single soul: Dr.Mike: “chest compression, chest compressions, chest compressions”

[@marcocomandini593]

XD

[@harveyabel1354]

Also don't cure cancer XD

[@ipshie]

*Karen holding her essential oils* *Im about to end this mans career*

[@katebattista7400]

More like: Let me end💀 this man's career👷‍♂️, hon!🤷‍♀️😅🤪💯🚑#bossbabe #doctorsarewrong #beyourownboss

[@JDPyrotechnics]

Found the essential oil nutjob^

[@Walker998]

found it funny when I found out that essentials oils are literally perfume, minus the water and alcohol parts in perfume bottles

[@emilyfrench2892]

No one: Dr Mike: aggressively shakes plant

[@mythplatypuspwned]

The plant started it.

[@Yehe13]

Why would the plant do that

[@fallingleavesag7280]

Last time I was this early, doctor Mike was still fighting that plant...

[@charjez]

Me: watering plants Doctor Mike: punching plants 😂😂

[@herrspeck5633]

¨we are not pirates¨ My inner 5 year old is crying

[@sonias9722]

Billie Eilish actually is

[@JD-pu7xq]

alestorm you are a pirate on youtube. because i am a pirate or a vampire one of the two

[@ajlakazija6769]

My father died of cancer. He fought for four years. I learned that a sick man will try everything in order to heal, even though he knows deep inside that some juice, baking soda etc. cannot heal it.

[@theautisticguitarist7560]

"We aren't pirates." YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MAN

[@dariadaniellemusic]

Don't do piracy. Piracy's a crime. - Asa Butterfield

[@sggx9275]

Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions And thats all i know period.

[@zanelemnguni6014]

Number 1 cure for cancer

[@srirachachacha]

My cancer is chest compressions

[@BlessedNikki]

Nobody: Literally nobody: This one particular plant minding its own business: 🌿 Dr. Mike: 👊😡👊 😂😂😂😂

[@bananasplease666]

rip plant

[@Quizkingpro]

Fucking stop

[@fugol1299]

nobody: My doctor after telling me i have terminal cancer: *BEE* *WOOP*

[@Spaceboythatsme]

I’m actually just scrolling through the comments and wondering why on earth no-one is wishing Mike happy birthday!

[@arminwalker7756]

Me searching Google: I have partial headache and double vision Google: You might have MS Real Doctor: You have MS Me: Pikachu face surprised 😮

[@LadyPelikan]

That sounds bad. Have you seen an IRL physician to get diagnosed?

[@krstglsm]

It's definitely not lupus UwU

[@thesarcasticguy936]

Does ms mean minor sickness lol

[@LadyPelikan]

Usually it's the abbreviation for multiple sclerosis, which is a very serious illness.

[@thesarcasticguy936]

@@LadyPelikan ummm those words i think i might need to see a docter

[@_Wei__Wuxian_]

Dr Mike always makes my day.

[@Milubee]

I love that you are into mind-body healing and only calling out people who take it too far. NOICE

[@truepeace6441]

When you finally become a medical student and actually know and understand what he says

[@dinaf.k5372]

I am not a medical student, but I understand on what he's saying

[@truepeace6441]

Dilyssa Sisters I meant understand as in understand the mechanism of a certain thing because we’ve already studied in depth about it Of course he explains it well too so that anybody can understand it

[@dinaf.k5372]

@@truepeace6441 ah yes of course

[@dinaf.k5372]

@@truepeace6441 the medical world never piqued me until I've stumbled upon Mr. Mike's youtube videos. He explains it clearly. 👍🏼

[@khushbu_luhar]

Dr. Mike fighting with his houseplant is the only fight I'm willing to watch.

[@beccadallas]

I can’t with some of these people on google. Just lost my dad to metastatic squamous cell carcinoma 2 weeks ago. I was there when he passed at home. The doctors did all they could, and hospice helped in the last few days. Thank goodness my dad didn’t google it. Oof.

[@diegosalazar3683]

I’m sorry about your dad, kind stranger, I hope you find peace in things you like

[@beccadallas]

@@diegosalazar3683 Thank you, kind stranger. Even though I don't know you, your words mean a lot. It has definitely been tough. He and I were so close. I was the baby of the family and the tomboy that would rather go help him work on the car than play with my dolls. My world still isn't right, but I know time will help make his loss more tolerable.

[@alinacloss3254]

Becca I lost my mom from cancer 5 months ago. I was there with her when she past. It’s hard but I hope you can find peace and strength to go through this tough time in your life.

[@diegosalazar3683]

Becca sadly I had a paragraph written with comforting words but I lost it because I copied this link :c but it’s still a very wholesome video c: I just wish you a happy life and hope you can focus on the good things in life here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYTIXolvr7ahiZY

[@beccadallas]

@@alinacloss3254 thank you, and I hope the same for you

[@tali_wren]

I was surprised "curing cancer with urine" wasnt a suggestion. I remember a My Strange Addiction episode about how a woman with cancer swore by "urine therapy", drank it, bathed in it, etc. Tbh I would love to see you react to that video lol

[@staceyysuspollitos]

We are only like 10 years apart. We can still get married

[@unicorncandy3290]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@edpie202]

Stacey y sus Pollitos oh no no no

[@kitkatd1]

Question for Dr Mike: Does drinking cranberry juice help bladder and kidney health; can it help urinary tract infections? Happy Birthday Dr Mike 🥳🎈🎉🎁🎂 Please like so Dr Mike can see 👍👍👍😀😀😀

[@caitmcggoil2272]

Did anyone notice doctor mike isn’t wearing a button down shirt or his merch! What?

[@bcan86]

And the sweat stains?

[@emmahuggins5614]

i recently lost my grandmother to many types of cancer including breast and brain we were very close keep in mind im only 12 it was the hardest thing to do but i am somehow still grateful that i was holding her hand and telling her it was going to be ok when she passed

[@manlee9129]

* *Googles symptoms* * Google: you have cancer

[@dpk2502]

You have the best profile pic for this comment

[@alexwang982]

*googles* “why can’t I see far away things” Actual diagnosis: Myopia Google: Lung cancer, Liver cancer, Glaucoma.......Brain tumor....Teratoma, Appendix canc........... 500 scrolls later: ...ancer, and hair cancer.

[@sadesxdh]

When people say that eating carrots improves your eye sight, I don’t see a difference.

[@j.p.1492]

Carrots are a good source of vitamin A, which your eyes need to function properly. If you don't get enough vit A, your vision may become worse or development of the eyes (in children) might be less good. However, eating excess amount of vit A does not improve your vision, and your body just gets rid of it.

[@mysteryguy793]

@@j.p.1492 i also heard it may harm your vision if in excess

[@pepsiboy4274]

DOES NOT I repeat DOES NOT improve..if you eat it before your eyes worsen then yeah you're good..but after? NOPE

[@jonathaniwachiw-toothill29]

It was a lie from WW2 after the British started using radar to guide bombers (Pathfinder squadrons)

[@mysteryguy793]

on second thought. I have also heard that carrots are good for the hair.

[@wynter8905]

Doctor mike I have question, why do I feel off all the TIME and I feel like I am gonna puke but I’m not, and my brain goes whack.

[@Evilteddumz]

I’m a child cancer survivor- this is ridiculous. My mom did the alkaline diet with carrot juice every day barley green and coq10 and flaxseed oil. We also did 5 types of chemo and radiation. The diet simply helped me recover from each round of treatments faster. I went from 6 mo to live to I’m 38 :)

[@TheViralVideosOfTheWorld]

Praise God. What a testimonial! I believe in the power of natural healing and this is amazing to hear. I with you the best and a long healthy life.

[@HomeGardenNature]

Wow!

[@Ella-sd6nx]

When he smacks the plant 😂 Happy Birthday Dr. Mike 🎈

[@Charlibear14]

Dr Mike: *Has fake plant behind him* Plant: *chilling out* Also Dr Mike: Wanna 1v1 me bro?

[@Niki-st7kj]

Am I watching a doctor being frustrated by the stupidity of people for 7 minutes straight??

[@_letstartariot]

This dude is a month younger than me. So put together. It’s so weird when you get older and you’re just suddenly realising that you’re older or the same age as the people you admire. When you’re a teen you’re always looking up. But not now, at 32.

[@katewang8057]

Literally no one: Doctor Mike: 7:28

[@predictionzzz6288]

Me: googles why does my leg hurt Google: you have cancer in your leg go cut it off asap

[@justamhere9319]

911 yes that one doctor is abusing his bush again.

[@CatherineLee3000]

I listen to a death/extreme metal band called Cancer (formed in 1988). And happy very late birthday! Speaking of birthdays, it is my cat, Oliver's birthday today!

[@evaundele123]

7:19 That was the most wholesome "yay" I have ever heard. I'd also assume that it cures cancer 😌

[@annapashley6143]

How people celebrate 30th birthdays: Have a party, drink, do other random stuff... Dr Mike: Beat up a tree.

[@makosheva]

Me: I'm a Scorpio. Others: that explains everything

[@MsButterflysting]

Lol. But in the best of ways.

[@JonkerHoodMoments]

Елизавета Макошева im a scorpio and we both were born on the same day we dont act anything alike

[@ednabautista946]

"Vitamin C prevents illness not cure illness" -Unknown 2k19

[@elisegeum1514]

Boyfriend:"wait you want to what?" Me with scissor fingers:"chop chop"

[@nurinafiqah7165]

No one: Dr.Mike: EsSeNtIaL OiL!!

[@Thenoobestgirl]

"I know you've seen me fight this plant before - are we gonna do this on camera?! - but right now I'm gonna take on Google round 2." Nothing about this paragraph makes any sense to me O.o

[@Jum81]

There's some logic to it. He fought a plant, now he's fighting Google. Same verb use.

[@elanaz785]

when my sister was like 5-6 years old our mother started making us fresh fruit juice everyday and bc my sister liked carrots she would use mainly carrots in the juice. after like 2-3 months my mom realized that my sister started looking a little more tan and just a bit orange. we didn't think any of it so we just dismissed it. a month later, her palms and the soles of her feet started turning YELLOW and she looked literally like trump 😂 we rushed the the hospital etc. they did blood tests and the doctor asked, "how many carrots does she eat in a day?" then we learned that she also eats like a huge bowl of shredded carrot at school and asks our housekeeper to make her a big jug of carrot juice EVERYDAY. so it was like literally a kg of carrots she ate, everyday. she wasn't allowed more than a glass of juice for months to say the least 😂😂

[@xxxmx4568]

House keeper? If I was ur house keeper you’d have no home. Y’all getting robbed

[@linglingwannabe9135]

Actually its possible because of the beta carotene, which is found on orangey yellow foods. For red foods its usually lycopene or smth correct me if wrong

[@angelinagrover9708]

This happens in a magic school bus episode and it is explained 😂😂😂😂

[@Eagle-gl7bq]

Because beta-carotene will turn into vitamin A in our body, and it is oil-soluble and slow to excrete from our body, so overeat is not recommended.

[@lithbcyes4201]

@@linglingwannabe9135 well ling ling is unnafected by it, why humans no ling ling