Dodge owners

[@mega_24v90]

Say no to drugs unless there free

[@countrydriven5288]

*their

[@wyatthornback5910]

Tent a chew if you want ta screw wintergreen if you want her mean

[@williambeasley9928]

CountryDriven dude stop

[@williambeasley9928]

DC5LVR stop

[@natelav534]

Words of wisdom

[@AcornFox]

Picked up a gallon of milk Dodge Guys: Better put the tow mirrors out

[@rialbb]

😆

[@bud7707]

Dam😂

[@bernardenorth]

That is so f****** funny my neighbor has one of the six cylinder Dodge Ram he with the goddamn tow mirrors and they don't ever do truck stuff. Damn glorified grocery getter I wish I could take a picture and submit looking at it right now at the window

[@AsianNIGMA]

Bernard North it is nice to have though, I mean you have a better field of view, we haven’t towed anything in ages with ours yet every time we drive it we put the exhaust brake on

[@bernardenorth]

@@AsianNIGMA yeah wmd's are also nice to have ask North Korea but they don't get them nor does it make it the world a better place

[@murdered_ls]

"Say no to drugs unless they're free." Got me every time 🤣🤣

[@ProspectorJosh]

I would use Uber if they employed drivers like you.

[@matadorman78]

Prospector Josh Uber does not employ any drivers. that is why uber drivers shoot and kill people while picking up customers for uber. ie Kalamazoo Michigan. just sayin

[@matty7142]

Prospector Josh I

[@kennethkruse9267]

Who would'nt

[@jaydenkenwortht9002]

Prospector Josh same

[@jaydenkenwortht9002]

WMM why the fuck are u saying I what’s the mean

[@josephjquintero8325]

anyone else think the older trucks are better than the newer trucks?

[@jaymoe5.7]

Josephj Quintero Yes, I liked my 96 and my 98 ram a lot more than my 02, 05 and 07

[@beans4brains428]

Josephj Quintero Had a 78 Power wagon, a 80, and 84 ram. Loved them all!

[@jaymoe5.7]

kick rawks I always wanted a 70s power wagon, I bet that truck was a blast!

[@brandoncoggins4076]

The older ones look better but don't have near as much power as new ones. A 2004 f-250 will pull a 36 foot camper while a 2000 won't

[@nates.4232]

yes, they look so much cooler! my grandpa's dodge was awsome

[@loganhowlett5776]

dodge needs to make this guy there spokes person.

[@NathanaelGreer]

Logan Howlett he copied someone else who did this a year and a half ago

[@smoove7170]

Logan Howlett and then I would hate dodge even more

[@leoweber3629]

Six in a row ready to tow

[@P7777-u7r]

and zip ties n bias plies needs to be the ford spokesman

[@adyngriffin7480]

Logan Howlett right

[@kevinbaker3974]

Probably at least the 25th time I've watched this

[@diesel4life7410]

Tin of chew if ya wanna screw... Winter green if ya want'er mean!!!

[@mikeethier2779]

God yes YEE YEE

[@MessyEight6]

Literally same😂

[@mattsmith3889]

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump up those numbers

[@ethancummings2455]

Mine too

[@mattgesner1996]

"Things got so much power it'll break loose on snow! Greasier than a bald tire semi on a mile of wet asphalt ya old piss trout"

[@joshmartin9034]

Wintergreen if you want her mean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ele_motovlogs5798]

Haha I could not stop laughing 😂🤘

[@twosevenactual]

What does he say right before that?

[@trentonstanush8170]

Tyler Parr Tend to chew if you wanna screw

[@angelicaolivos6263]

Josh martin no dude

[@jester4886]

Was that pretty funny? Did you laugh?

[@LORDMASON22]

I love how he says “it’s got so much power it’ll break loose on snow” but he almost kills it😂😂

[@Brennan-ze2pg]

Six in a row if you're ready to tow eight in a v you probably sit down to pee

[@idkwhy3931]

Inline 6 the superior beast

[@jetstream454]

@@carlarodgers5011 Just fill the oil first

[@erichenry4689]

I like v8's but this had me dying

[@hilljackzack7284]

Six in a row is stronger and lasts way longer than a V8 ever could. Especially being a diesel...

[@catonparelli9810]

No thanks, I’ll take my V8, 6.0 power stroke. I’ve got 10 more cubic inches in displacement, two more cylinders, and I’ve got an automatic transmission behind the son of a bitch

[@derekgunnels2874]

where in the hell do you come up with this?? "right to the bar" had me Rollin ahahah

[@SuperKONR]

Had you rollin? As in rollin coal? Bud! You're a skookum choocher if'n I even seent one.

[@masonmccraw3637]

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[@masonmccraw3637]

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[@masonmccraw3637]

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[@Dray12321]

derek gunnels lmao

[@masonwatterud305]

the 4 people who disliked this have man buns, wear ugg boots and skinny jeans with moose knuckles

[@spillz907]

You should see the comments on his facebook posts.. people not even realizing this is comedy...

[@masonwatterud305]

spillz907 well it's good thing I don't have Facebook lol I may have to jump on my wife's account and check that tho! thanks for the info

[@didyougetawhoppa6917]

americanoil i first disliked this video but when i saw this i liked it.

[@terminal_veloster986]

awaters020 6 why would they dislike 😂 this is dissing shitty dodges and their owners

[@masonwatterud305]

Dom_112202 this guy lives and breathes Mopar. I see you like mustangs so you obviously don't know what power is:)

[@concepts6581]

Dodge hater for 20 years... Drove a 2015 R/T ..... Now I have one in my driveway.

[@trecool2011]

Concepts 23 years of dodge hating. now at 24 I have an 08 1500 ram. lmao

[@coleemslie2562]

Concepts parents bought me a 2014 chevy Cruz before I even turned 16, but I bought a 2010 RT😂

[@codydanielfit]

R/T???? They're SOOOOO slow tho. :(

[@Chris-us8yq]

Cody Usie truck

[@markalman1241]

Cody Usie oh yeah 370 hp sooo slow ~ everyone that drives a chevy cavalier

[@chasebh89]

as a Dodge owner I can confirm this to be 100% accurate

[@kellystickney5343]

So many salty Ford owners, yet they cant tell anyone why "Dodge sucks" lol -A 96 Cummins owner

[@thejman99]

Kelly Stickney lol, I drive a 7.3 and I fucking love this video

[@P7777-u7r]

Drive your truck like it has a cummins in it and everything Chrysler will start to fall apart around the glorious cummins engine

[@charlesson2503]

Kelly Stickney ok here we go. more power,made better, ford can make their own engines, looks better, last longer

[@charlesson2503]

Cody Coombe oh my god that was fucking good

[@noneyabusiness7053]

P77777777 not true, if it is Dodge, Ram, or Jeep it will last forever. If it is a Chrysler or a Fiat it will fall apart.

[@RatedRHardy99]

Always used the term "pisstrout" since seeing this😂😂

[@johnb8190]

“This deflector is for deflecting haters.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ndrednecksyeeyee5944]

This video never gets old 😂😂😂😂

[@blakeeden793]

This video lives in my head rent free

[@DudeWheresMyOstrich]

idk how he can drink timmies with a lip in but if thats not the most canadian thing ive ever seen...

[@CELTICS7777]

STOMACH CANCER INTENSIFIES

[@bluejaysfan965]

Every morning at 6:45am. That's how I start my day

[@iancoulas2128]

@@bluejaysfan965 same haha. medium reg with milk & some cope straight

[@thekatt...]

It doesn't spill when you're out for a rip. Roads can get pretty rough in the great white north. Timmy Ho's is a precious national resource!!! ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@alex_8025]

Well it just rolls over the lip down the hatch

[@MatthewSmith-to1hz]

Been a chevy guy for 12 years, now I'm a dodge owner. I have no regrets

[@joonaaskr]

"Six in a row, ready to tow. 8 in a V, you probably sit down to pee" That's the best rhyme I've ever heard

[@Whitingbolt]

Back when Ram's tires didn't fall off after going over slight bumps.

[@Yocumtown]

Came back to watch this my best friend before he passed away in a car accident. Said the following all the time " greaser then a bald tire semi on a mile of wet asphalt you old piss trout look ather go fucking right to the barrrr." Writing that I could hear the echo of him saying that jarred rest in peace brother. Your are miss and will forever be love not just by me but by everyone you knew.

[@FL4TFOUR]

I’m sorry for your loss brother

[@cotton8192]

Who’s still watching this badass in 2020

[@onelowvdub]

2021 I'm a time traveller

[@rosskeene1913]

"say no to drugs unless they're free" -best line yet

[@countryboyforlife2921]

I’ve had a dodge for 15 years now and she still purrs like a kitten

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

I've always wanted a second gen, but this first gen looks SO GOOD.

[@elite2k]

This should be the new dodge commercial. Lol

[@shanecazimero914]

dodge the father ram the daughter no what I'm saying yee yee

[@benssss]

The fat dude from vehicle virgins lol

[@smokeythehuman3596]

"6 in a row ready to tow, 8 in a v you probably sit down to pee" lol hilarious as fuck

[@slaptwin7867]

8 in a v you probably sit down to pee....i laughed for an hour

[@carlarodgers5011]

Alfredo Pizana. A 6v53t detroit diesel will blow this pickup away.

[@blackhatch46]

Yet many Cummins engines are V8s........

[@noahranker4133]

Jo Nathan nope

[@ethannorthrop9169]

I have watched this so many times. Never gets old!

[@codypetersen4130]

"Greasier than a bald tired semi on a mile of wet asphalt"

[@niksikk15]

it's funny that dodge owners really act just like that lol

[@mathewhills2471]

Nik Sikkema damn straight and i am a dodge guy

[@niksikk15]

Mathew Hills I'm not a Dodge or RAM guy by any means I'm a Chevy boy 4 life but I'd rather drive a RAM over a Ford any day

[@W4RY3NTRY]

Nik Sikkema hell yea dude! Me and my dad got in an accident a few years back in the 95 ram 1500 slt and my dad said right after we rear ended this guy. "I thought I should dodge it but naw! Ram it!"😂

[@johnathanhatley4647]

Nik Sikkema fuck yeah man! if you had one of these old dodges like me and this guy you'd be the same damn way. MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

[@beans4brains428]

Nik Sikkema That's cause we know how superior our Mopars are!

[@tonycaffeine2642]

I thought this was kinda dumb at first.. but the ending sold me when he's drinking his coffee doing donuts no hands on wheel... lol

[@hoosierua]

My uncle talks just like this guy "She's just a facken macheen'!"

[@chasehammond6303]

Lol drivin a cummins while his cup says civic on it with the Honda logo

[@coreytrevorsmokesletsgo8437]

Chase_plays thats a Tim Hortons cup bud

[@commanderbubbles3904]

hahahahaaaa i laughed harder at this than the entire video...

[@Lllolililopo]

Chase_plays that's a tims cup bud, you can win a civic....

[@ashtonrobichaud7367]

from murica Bud?

[@jake636]

Chase_plays lmao he's not from Canada I guess

[@gopher0]

LOL I'm a Dodge owner and this is funny shit !!!!! Thanks

[@lanecampbell9607]

See the pipe hear the humming you just been passed by a Cummins

[@mikehill3804]

I think your on to something my man. I bought a brand new DW half ton, short bed back in 1993 and I still have it. Son, I love your video and your right, these old Dodges are kick ass! If I had any balls I would get myself one of those pink boonies too. Makes my old OD green cover look like shit! I just got to thinking, I’ve had my old Dodge longer than you are old. Makes me happy to know you younger guys are catching on to the toughness and simplicity of the old DW’s. Got to get that pink boonie!

[@spillz907]

Over 5 mil views on facebook.. give this a few days and watch it shoot up the charts.That deflecting the haters part had me waking up the neighbors... GOLD.

[@dragonking6742]

My dad bought a 96 dodge in 06 and started a business with it. Damn thing was so reliable it's mine now. never gave any one a single problem

[@shotemup123]

thought it was filthyfrank

[@Axonn5]

Moze was hot in Ned's Declassified I'm shocked that I'm not the only one thought of that. I couldn't find a single comment of someone pointing him out. When I first saw this video that's the first thing that popped in my head.

[@frooz442]

Moze was hot in Ned's Declassified Yeah same I swear this might be FlithyFrank's long lost brother

[@jacejohnson6617]

2020 still by far one of the best videos on KZbin in my opinion

[@gavinpickens8671]

hell yes this is great man. old rams are strong old trucks .

[@godsperfectfailures796]

I had a Toyota ad before this. Never had I wanted to throw my phone, but boy was I tempted.

[@joshdixon8029]

I will never sell my first gen 12v starts every time good fuel mileage and tows like a pack of muel's on roids.

[@Masterman5010]

Josh Dixon Hell and it'll never break down on ya! You can burn used motor oil for fuel as well

[@P7777-u7r]

Also your engine will outlast your truck

[@dakkadakka9189]

@@maddawgnoll good meant to pull hard with that gearing

[@ThatOneSniper]

My old 89 dodge has yet to fail me. I put a new turbo and trans in though that was my own choice. Its definitely one of the best work trucks I've ever owned.

[@jakewebb3979]

This video got me into these trucks and def made these famous

[@joshuagodsey3731]

say no to drugs unless there free while ok

[@idiamin1215]

Joshua Godsey drugs are expensive

[@zach17000]

"And remember kids! Say not to drugs unless they're free" lol that part killed me oh my god

[@MudFlapper359]

Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

[@P7777-u7r]

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

[@RodknockRhett]

P77777777 Cracked Heads Engine Valves Rusted old little engine truck.

[@P7777-u7r]

+Rhett Krecic (Rhettsterhhhh) Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

[@christopherbmw5]

Found On Road Dead. Come on no one put this on hear yet.

[@homeofthemad3044]

Dangerous Or Deadly Going Everywhere

[@colbyhurley7646]

Dodge needs to use this for their commercials, 1. Gets peoples attention 2. Its humorous 3. He lists many good facts for why you should get a ram, a true marketing genius

[@vujbo6633]

"say no to drugs unless their free"

[@ChromeArty]

Love those 1st gen Dodge trucks! Own a 1991 F250 7.3 IDI... it's a sick truck with a mint red interior... but I can love em all! If it's a square body, I like it. Don't care what brand ya ol PissTrout!

[@adamstrobel1924]

You know he lives up north when he’s drinkin Tim hortons. Midwest fam from Minnesota 💪😂

[@apebrain737]

Car salesman: *slaps roof of 2nd gen* this baby can haul so many ghost trailers 2nd gen: *dash shatters like glass*

[@quinnhowlett697]

LMFAO made my small town, Mopar lovin', dub dub drinkin, Canadian day! Fuckin eh right bud keep doing what you're doing!'

[@sped_wheeliesvarney4870]

When u see a transmission on the side of the road u will know a doge was there

[@Buddydownroad]

1:18 when you pr trying to act cool driving stick 😂lol

[@Buddydownroad]

Dang I was not funny

[@Kenny370]

Say no to drugs unless they're free is the best line I've ever heard

[@derekendres7176]

The only good think in a ram is the engine the only thing they didn’t make

[@_valve]

Why bother trying to make something new when there’s literally a perfect option out there🤷🏼‍♂️ beats what Ford did, they’ve been trying to make a good diesel since 1995 and have failed 100% since then. 7.3’s swap their coolant and oil like lot lizards pass around disease, 6.0’s blow like Monica Lewinsky, 6.4’s overheat like a fat chick 2 minutes after riding you and it’ll go through turbos like she goes through panties, and 6.7’s make way too much power for what they were designed for. The cooling system can’t adequately cool the engine off and the oil system can’t move enough fluid to properly and safely keep the engines all lubed up like a porn stars butt hole

[@alex_8025]

the magnum V10 kicked ass and they definetley beat out chev with the factory 440 trucks from the 70s

[@Terrath12]

why ol Peg call them "engine crates"

[@timevans5053]

Whenever I’m having a bad day. I watch this.

[@oscarmccormack1761]

6 in a row and you're ready to tow

[@Outpolecat5278]

Greatest video to end up in my recommendations

[@Slowc30013]

LMAO ACCODENTLY SENT THIS TO GRANPA

[@brannen00]

how did i ever live without this video

[@franksheldon7551]

lol im a ford guy but this shits hilarious

[@Jpk516]

Why am I just now being recommended this video... this is fucking gold and I love it

[@guyproulx5283]

RAM Request A Mechanic

[@jaymoe5.7]

Guy Proulx Those 12v Cummins last forever, theres a Cummins million mile club for a reason

[@guyproulx5283]

Ram doesn't build the engine so they can't take any credit for having million mile trucks, i'm sure these million mile Dodge's or Ram's have been rebuilt from top to bottom with many many parts replaced over the years

[@jaymoe5.7]

Guy Proulx Your right Cummins does build the engines, but the actual trucks go the whole 1,000,000 miles too, and I have seen some 318s that have had over 400k on em and still run like a clock. Now I know your going to say "but everything has been replaced and rebuilt 5 times blah blah blah." No they havn't, once maybe, but thats about it, the last high mileage 318 I saw had 396k on it and was bone stock factory stuff, had the oil changed regularly and flushed all systems every 50k miles, and replaced plugs once. Love em or hate em the 318s are fantastic little V8s.

[@michaelvaus]

Guy Proulx I've seen 318 and gas 360 engines with 300k miles on them.

[@guyproulx5283]

Jake 4.7 I'm sure the 400k truck you seen you were there with the owner every step of the way and nothing was ever replaced, no ball joints, no tie rods, no wheel bearings, no starters, no alternators ect ect........ lmao

[@gainmarklain]

Why is this the best video I've seen this week?

[@RyanDucheneFilms]

You sound like bubbles from Trailer Park Boys LOL

[@MessyEight6]

Ryan Duchene ya mean hard canadian😂

[@the270hunter]

But not nearly as cool

[@seanbartlebaugh6047]

Not really tbh

[@8845-i9x]

6 in a row, you're ready to tow. 8 in a V, you probably sit down to pee. lolol classic

[@Piolv]

ford bronco ftw

[@briannielsen7176]

Basically all trucks break down, but this guy is funny.

[@keeganpedersen1871]

The 189 people who didn't like this are ford owners 😂😂

[@Rexorz]

I got a 94 Ram 2500 in the driveway, it's a manual and I've got the dice too. Guess we all have the same taste lmao

[@connnnnnnor2096]

Lets be real dodge is still better than gmc

[@MessyEight6]

No shit, the only thing thats not better than gmc is a fuckin ford

[@nickx831]

THICC DICC Ford has conquered the market since there's been one. Wake up kiddo.

[@blackhatch46]

Fact.

[@kyboy5]

All dodges are dog shit except for the first generation 1500's, second gens are gutless and gay.

[@dylanmartin212]

*talks shit about GMC but doesn't include Chevy* also gm products don't have issued like shitty Rams

[@masternater1993]

I'm a Ford guy and I've watched this over a hundred times

[@unionpacifictrain]

7.3 all the way. this guy should do Ford commercials

[@unionpacifictrain]

cardman83 do you own one? 7.3 is tough and if taken care of properly has been proven to run above million miles, to the contrary we will see about others.

[@unionpacifictrain]

cardman83 post some videos!

[@360magnum8]

Alec x JUST FUCK OFF FORD BOY

[@unionpacifictrain]

360Magnum I would, but my wife isn't fat and I have no need to.

[@360magnum8]

Alec x Your right, she's a WHALE 🐳

[@Mrjmack-bi6qn]

Gotta say it's about the 9653 time I've watched this and love it saw it the day it came out never liked dodge until I saw this truck lifted

[@Dton369]

SPONSORED BY DODGE

[@st3phenJC]

"Steel wheels, so when you go and pick up a fat chick at the bar you know you're gonna get her home. " these one liners 😭😭😭

[@ineedagoodcahnnelname7611]

The 490 people who disliked this are ford owners (and they are probably waiting for the tow truck right now)

[@charlesson2503]

I need a good cahnnel name no your thinking of chevys

[@gaugemcvea1554]

I’m dead,” say no to drugs unless their Free” lol

[@jeffbezos5846]

Ripoff of muscle vs tuner

[@austindooley105]

Jeff Bezos this guy is way better because he's canadian lmao

[@AllisChalmersMN]

Hahaha this is awesome. I've been following you on Snapchat for a long time and love the shenanigans you get into on there so I have to sub and follow here hahaha.

[@user-gz8id4vf1i]

Dodge...means to avoid; stay away from

[@anthonyroberts9601]

Michael Williams ford (fear of racing dodge) ford backwards (driver returns on foot)

[@jaymoe5.7]

Anthony Roberts Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

[@fckinsanders2215]

Found On Road Dead

[@potatoes8859]

For Only Retarded Drivers

[@carlarodgers5011]

Fixed or repaired daily

[@saneperson59]

I bought a Dodge once....was in the shop once a month for three years. I drive Chevy's now. Lesson learned.

[@bobjon8544]

Dodges get stuck more than fords when was the last time you heard some one say oh my ford gets stuck all the time

[@usswestvirginia1]

Bob Jon When do you hear my dodge got stuck, I know your gonna say all the time cause ur a biased nerd, but if u do I just know i won.

[@brickwallbrakes4337]

Bob Jon it's not the truck, it's the shitty driver.

[@MessyEight6]

Yesterday, the day before that to, because half the kids at my school drive fucking fords and they call my truck fuckin shit

[@kjaymedina9254]

Lmao! I wanna party with this dude!!! 😂😂😂

[@stevepouliot6906]

dodge: dead on delivery guaranteed everytime, fucking shit trucks

[@usswestvirginia1]

Love the bias.

[@magobtrigeb6318]

Steve Pouliot Have you even driven or been inside/under a dodge truck? They're solid as can be.

[@jordanolson3769]

Wrong

[@AA-xk7gy]

I’ve had my 05 Ford F-150 and haven’t had any problems just rust.gets the job done

[@rust8infinite]

I mean dodge is the best American car manufacturer. Had many, have never let me down. Chevys rust the fuck out, and Fords dont even get me started.

[@johnc.norris9583]

ALL OF IT

[@sheachopper6416]

rust8infinite ha. dodge has the worst design out of any American vehicle, dodge is the new ford. nothing but pieces of shit

[@guy6751]

shea chopper No, ford is still ford. The paint peels off the shitty aluminum bodies and the eco boost engine blow up left and right. Obviously dodge and Chevy both have their hiccups, but they don't give anywhere near the issues Ford's do.

[@doogiehauser3127]

rust8infinite lets argue about fords and chevys and show the rest of the world /USA how stupid they are for not thinking exactly how we do !!! yaaaaa buddy 'Murica!! *cracks a bud light and hocks a lugie in a spitoon*

[@oakhillfarmer4839]

guy6751 I don't know where you live but up here in Canada (where trucks take the most punishment) ford and dodge prove their worth while Chevy lacks behind. I have owned many ecoboosts and haven't had one blow on me. the only engines that have shit themselves is the duramax.

[@muricantv9834]

And remember kids, say no to drugs unless they're free Lmao fucking hilarious and true love this vid I love dodge ram anyway

[@keeganhiggins2822]

ya say no to drugs because it will make you like him and then you buy a dodge

[@76Auto]

As a dodge ram owner this hits hard

[@moosemechanic4591]

I'll stick with my gmc

[@chrisspindler4169]

when you decide to be a fucking man go buy a dodge ram

[@moosemechanic4591]

Yea I'm all set I'd rather have a truck in 20 years than a price of bondo in wheels

[@chrisspindler4169]

at least dodge rams can go faster than your piece of shit eco tech

[@moosemechanic4591]

Yea ok you can go ahead and go fast for 2 miles I'll go 200k and go slower

[@chrisspindler4169]

and at least we have a Hemi

[@davidbetancourt1of1]

I’m showing this to my father he has 10 Dodge rams from different years the oldest is the ‘93 Ram Cummins