DODGEBALL: THE GAME | Knockout City

[@impracticalnuke]

The fact that he calls himself trash but then managed to hold a 1v3 scuffle is peak Markiplier performance.

[@DawnStreak.]

Right? Not to mention it was literally his first game ever. XD

[@DooderKing]

Second game. Remember he played a game right before that. Love you

[@DawnStreak.]

​@@DooderKing Wait, he did? Where the heck was I? Edit: Wait, I think I know what you mean. Technically first game, second match.

[@riduloingo87]

This was lovely to read lmao

[@lucianoariasduval]

@@DawnStreak. Oh, I usually call them the other way around. Kinda like tennis. So, that's the first match he had, but the second game (or round). The *match* was a best of 3 *games.*

[@ReptillianStrike]

Mark: "Training is for losers" Also Mark: "I don't know how to play" Also also Mark: *Gets MVP*

[@abhishekrajesh2300]

The average Markiplier gameplay

[@technoimperialist9509]

Maybe all the players he played with also play the game the first time

[@abhishekrajesh2300]

@@technoimperialist9509 Pretty sure they passed the tutorial unlike our Mark over here.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Training is for losers *and I’m not a loser*

[@hat7475]

Omg, Markiplier meets Julia from the Freedraw channel

[@lordminosiii6081]

Mark holding a 1v3 for over half a minute His team : "Y'all hear sumn?"

[@alpherodriguez6143]

This one comment had me laughing for a whole minute

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Fax

[@NiZhiQiang]

Mark's teammates' train of thoughts: First time: "Is this the real Markimoo?" After first round: "Nah, this idiotic play can't possibly be the real one." After second round: "Wait... He's getting better tho" After winning 2 out of 3: "Mark skipped tutorial again, didn't he?"

[@qylark]

IMHO I woud be like "that must be the real Markimoo!" until he starts to get better at the game then I'd be like "Oh no, can't be him, nvm."

[@beaniesketch]

@Politically WOKE Hindus *terteriel

[@FadeEffects]

@@beaniesketch tortureall*

[@watchstuff5679]

@Politically WOKE Hindus tar pit

[@watchstuff5679]

@@FadeEffects torture all

[@Thedanceingbutterfly]

Mark: " I literally don't know how to play." *proceeds to fight the entire enemy team alone.*

[@theitalianmexican1035]

And survives on top of that.

[@AllOfARCH]

The fact that Mark didn't watch the tutorial and then managed to hold his own in a 1v3 AND get MVP in his first match is impressive as heck

[@AllOfARCH]

@Raymond Kuma pretty sure that was only how to throw and tackle, the very basics. He had to figure out how to dash/catch/glide on his own and survived a 1v3 for like almost a minute, which is honestly amazing

[@BigBagl]

@Raymond Kuma 1:41

[@PKLive_]

@Raymond Kuma Don't be sore...😑

[@PKLive_]

@Raymond Kuma Well I mean you kind of asked for it mate.

[@PKLive_]

@Raymond Kuma Then say it like that next time.

[@ivancisneros9603]

I love Mark's assumptions on his skills because he always manages to be both amazing and garbage in his own way

[@Sh1roNekoshi]

With great confidence! xD

[@infamousshadow4624]

Facts and he doesn’t even care lol, he knows he isn’t that good and he still has fun, it’s great

[@angelortegamendoza8252]

😭

[@Skylerrelyks93]

@@Lava_Zoid i love math though

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 9374

[@royalwalnutbroth5664]

Mark: scoreboard doesn't define my gaming ski--- [*mvp*] Mark: *s i k e*

[@AxxLAfriku]

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ri

[@gavrochethenardier957]

@@AxxLAfriku i hope your channel gets deleted

[@Wenci_1O1]

@@AxxLAfriku no

[@PJOZeus]

Honestly hate people that are like that to be honest

[@atmosstreams]

@@AxxLAfriku yes nobody wants your promotion.

[@brittanypanda9348]

"I dont wanna look at the scoreboard because i- NEVERMIND IM AMAZING" This had me laughing so hard for like a good minute

[@BlackHawkNL]

Watch his polybridge video :) I literally couldn't stop laughing

[@moltengears7483]

@@BlackHawkNL i watched it 2 lol

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark: "So I failed at first and I don't even know what I failed at" Sounds like me in school

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

lol

[@javariashahid6709]

hey wassup my dude with no mustache :)

[@Paul-fs5ri]

I see you too much

[@kirilcovalchi3997]

I see you everywhere

[@Cyrogenesis.]

Same here

[@vongolaprimo7431]

Can we appreciate that even when he doesn't know what he's doing he survives against 3 people alone and does really well

[@MizzkittyMF]

Yes ... Yes we can and we shall

[@Cabby7717orCabz]

That's just the Markiplier way

[@ahmedsalm1790]

And thats why you should do tutorial not all the time If your a Pro like mark

[@buddylake1824]

My jaw dropped further and further with each second of that encounter.

[@dheatlycruvig7520]

They gang up on him and he still survived alone like wha-

[@ceebee2]

Mark’s “TRY ME” has the same energy as The Joker screaming “HIT ME” at Batman

[@memerwan38]

“Now was I recording? Yes I was.” Just think of how many of those we missed

[@chinmustache6420]

“Now was I recording? SHI-”

[@CAM98765]

mark: “who even needs tutorials?” mark a minute later: “I literally don’t know how to play”

[@Komzify]

"ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ.!!"

[@sis2047]

Hm i wonder why

[@narratorfox6646]

But he actually made it through

[@Rashida246]

@@Komzify shut up

[@grundlefoot]

Yea, we all watched lixian edit that in. We all know.

[@spadehenri8300]

mark: **doesnt follow tutorial** also mark: **carries his team through 2/3 of the rounds**

[@mrschwaflington4680]

Mark went from: "I've never played a video game in my life" to: "I've pretty much mastered this game now" in the span kd 5 mins

[@unidentifiedmale117]

Man do be Jotaro

[@TerastalJade]

that's the entire game

[@anime_league0502]

Lmao Facts.

[@tadeoguel9009]

Muñaño

[@nithyapriyam4536]

@@unidentifiedmale117 *Oh, that's a Baseball!*

[@sheepster5678]

"Is this a bomb? Is this a bomb?" *Chucks bomb at innocent bot* *bot stands there and blows up into smithereens* It is a bomb.

[@Komzify]

"ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ.!!"

[@MLH9777]

Fake!11!!1!1

[@hampter6306]

e

[@Casedilla73]

Bomb confirmed

[@carterstevenson6009]

Ah, yes, I have scientifically deduced it. That is, in fact, a Boom-Ball-of-Doom.

[@krudlump2471]

The fact that he gets the shakes like I do when he's got one adrenal gland and years of youtube under his belt makes me feel so fucking validated.

[@makaylatea8892]

“I won’t look at the score board because it’ll distort my- IM THE MVP IM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIIIIIME!” I could watch an entire video of mark hyping himself up 😂

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

If, once a day, I can feel the joy that Markiplier felt when he discovered he could roll himself up into a Sonic ball, I feel I will eventually reach true Nirvana.

[@hexmelshenker]

So shall I

[@vikaratabua7028]

Mark: “Am I default or am I special?” Me: yes Mark we all wonder the same thing.

[@AkizatheNacho]

Well, I'm definitely a default. A sad default.

[@zoepretium2216]

It’s easy, you belong to this community, you’re special. :) Mathematically the 30million subscribers are only 0.4% of the world, so you are even more special. (And yes, I may have thought way too hard about that question personally too)

[@rosieamoret7748]

"my hands are literally shaking" as someone who played Among Us ONCE cause my whole body was trembling with adrenaline to the point where I couldn't play anymore, I felt that in my bones

[@WarCriminal-y1u]

That's me but with Doom Eternal on nightmare difficulty

[@benuscore8780]

Literally me when I get imposter

[@rosieamoret7748]

@@benuscore8780 I was playing with my friends, and I got Imposter, and I was shaking so much that I accidentally killed too early, and I've never played it since

[@rosieamoret7748]

@@WarCriminal-y1u you are a maniac, keep going

[@mahendrashendre8360]

A M O G U S

[@X-SPONGED]

Announcer : "Gold Team takes the lead" Mark : "ok I'm assuming we're not gold team"

[@CookinClinic]

Mark should so play this with Bob and Wade! I think i'd be very funny to see all three of them on a team together trying to win while simultaneously screaming at each other lmao

[@terrencehill4716]

I was literally thinking the same thing lol

[@WhiteIce2112]

@@terrencehill4716 we all know once they learn they can throw their team mates, some ones getting thrown off the map

[@terrencehill4716]

@@WhiteIce2112 ironically there is a mode in the game where there is no balls but they have to have a team member being thrown at the enemy lmao

[@WhiteIce2112]

@@terrencehill4716 oh trust me i have experience with tossing my friends as balls i grinded the shit out of this game since last week

[@monolithrose1945]

imagine being one of his teammates and watching this and being like "Holy shit that was markiplier?!"

[@mustafu4032]

IKRRRRR

[@sevensilver8240]

And then being like: "Oh crap, I was talking crap about him!!!!"

[@ChlorineVincent]

That’s exactly what I was thinking!!

[@sgtrustedpenny2699]

I think this was a private match because it said 4v4 and the only way to do that is private. You can see it before he plays the first game. I could be wrong

[@sevensilver8240]

@@sgtrustedpenny2699 I think it's a 3v3 right??

[@iamnot9541]

13:23 that is literally the most satisfying outro I've ever seen because of how it's synced with the beat! Thank you Lixian!

[@chadboyle4107]

Agreed, thats a damn good outro

[@petarblag]

Almost

[@cosmicrefractions2834]

I love how he’s managing to hold his own on a 3v1 but then later dies from forgetting to click catch at the right time, he’s just so polarizing

[@Ryu459]

the game does be like that sometimes

[@cosmicrefractions2834]

@@Ryu459 I’m inclined to agree since I have never played it

[@sonavinga]

Mark has finally slowed down on mobile games Lixian: I DON’T HAVE TO MAKE WEIRD NOISES ANYMORE

[@indievariety]

"I never learned so I can't even remember" is how I felt about math in college 2:18

[@m_darkwell]

Mark: he'll never catch me *Also Mark rolls off a building to his death*

[@undeath1875]

Lol

[@janban9148]

"Can't catch me if I'm DEAD."

[@joannadzenowski6214]

I just love the pure joy on his face when he realized he could roll around in a ball like Samus

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

Mark: "Who needs tutorials?" Also Mark: "Wait, how do I catch?" ALSO Mark: *MVPs on his very first match.*

[@RayMak]

Looks like a really fun game!! Graphics are easy on eyes too.

[@extremederpz4270]

You again? Hi how's your day

[@mackenzieclarkson6938]

U good

[@PsyckoDelta]

it gets real sweaty tho believe, continuously catching and throwing tier 5 balls rattles your nerves

[@uchiwalka7503]

Yeah I’m in gold 3 and it’s pretty sweaty

[@WereWolfNights]

It's pretty fun and the simplicity of graphics make the switch as playable as PC

[@bipbipbip1]

Next episode: IM GOING FOR DIAMOND!

[@Komzify]

"ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ.!!"

[@williamhiegel2756]

In MINECRAFT!

[@bipbipbip1]

Im going to prepare a ritual to excorise these bots, someone hand me a goat and dodge ball.

[@Garzen0]

@@bipbipbip1 man these bots won't stop you better finish the ritual quickly

[@mrbronk6147]

@@Komzify ok just subbed

[@Casualiity]

“I’ll always have Lixian here to make it look impressive” *Hand simulator survival flashbacks*

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

I ship it

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Lava_Zoid do not beg in the comment section and that'd be a start

[@Casualiity]

@@Lava_Zoid I mean, you are coming up to 1k and I’m hitting the 5 subscriber milestone so I guess you’re doing SOMETHING right. Other than actually making content.

[@BlueFlameBird]

Mark: you'll cut everything to make it look like I win every time right Lixian: no

[@electricfrostfire]

@@Lava_Zoid complaining about it isn't the way to go. You've only been a channel for a year? Do you know how long it took all the big channels to get where they are? Just, don't beg

[@KingUnity22]

I feel like watching Mark Bob and Wade play this would be hysterical.

[@LeAlexo]

Mark in a 3v1: F l a w l e s s. Mark with a bomb in his hands : Let’s throw it at myself

[@rainbowdash1830]

Mark: im pretty good Dummy: I'm inanimate and can't move

[@vbflame5645]

😂 yup

[@AdmireVega]

real rainbow dash

[@loredotdll]

Inanimate* Paralysation is a failure or given weakness for a period of time that attacks the muscles. Random fact of the day.

[@rainbowdash1830]

@@loredotdll yeah ik I totally 4 got

[@Smellvin717]

Mark has not yet discovered the greatest feature of the game, the spin throw you can do around corners

[@hyperflame-echoodell9082]

You can also throw the ball over obstacles in case you didn’t know

[@_.Dylan._]

With the combined power of Mark’s personality and Lixian’s editing, they have made a sponsored video… *ENTERTAINING!*

[@fordsrest]

this isnt edited by lixian.

[@_.Dylan._]

@@fordsrest 3 people edited it and Lixian was one of them. Read the description…

[@AyseY]

He was nervous and his hands were shaking but still managed to be the MVP. You're an inspiration Markimoo

[@mimifloyd5918]

Mark: Am I default or am I special? Don't know why but that quote and his face made me wheeze

[@Xeconis]

Mark: "If my teammates aren't happy about me having fun then aren't they just a bunch of A-holes?" *looks at League of Legends*

[@themightycongueror8383]

A part of me has always wanted to play LoL, because it has great character designs, and looks fun, but the other part of me remembers that I'd probably be ass at playing the game, because I'm sure each character plays very differently is probably super competitive, and has a steep learning curve, and then I'd have to figure out who my main would be, out of hundreds of characters, and I know I'm not great at competitive multi-player games, and so I think...maybe not.

[@puzzledmoa]

@@themightycongueror8383 I highly suggest trying it for the vs. AI, since it's a insanely calmer. I can vouch SOME of the PvP rounds being chill, while others... Yeah they match your worries and then some.

[@Aliwalibongo]

@@themightycongueror8383 I absolutely suck but have tons of fun playing non-competitive ARAM. Also forces you to learn a lot of different characters and a chance to find ones you really like. Only really dealt with a few people being too serious about it.

[@Matt-oe3eg]

@@themightycongueror8383 just play sett

[@AliasEliahus]

same , tried it for a bit and its ehhhh not horrible with hecklers but not great either. if it makes you feel better I think they said they're going to be venturing into turning the lol setting into a console series rpg type deal

[@MrAddictiveGamer]

Markiplier, still entertaining since the beginning of your time on youtube

[@declantecho1717]

@When the honey is SUS good idea

[@declantecho1717]

I know, it’s almost hard to believe

[@silentgamer4368]

Maybe _your_ time on KZbin. I've been here since the most popular thing on KZbin was cat videos and Numa Numa Guy lol

[@alteschule05]

@@silentgamer4368 and? They said specifically that since markiplier's time on youtube was entertaining to now, and only him

[@silentgamer4368]

@@alteschule05 The way it's worded can be taken as if his comment is directed towards other people in the comments

[@sandalwood4271]

"I only have one adrenal gland [...] and my hands are still shaking." The fact that my hands shake more than that in 10 minutes of competitive play makes me think that I have two adrenal glands that are BOTH under compensating lol

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Lixian, you'll cut it together to make it look like I win everytime, right?" Lixian: "Nope"

[@MaggiePeters288]

mark: “who needs training? training is for losers.” also mark: “i literally have no idea how to play”

[@_.Dylan._]

Every single game he plays

[@_.Dylan._]

@Da Plug Why do people always shove their religion in random comment replies do you think your KZbin comment is actually converting people to Christianity

[@Prometheus-ns6cm]

You, Ethan and everyone else should play this mark, that’s be fun to watch lol

[@chadboyle4107]

That would be amazing!

[@aphextwink77]

i second this

[@AsiaBlueDragon5321]

That's some nice 69 likes you got there.... it'll be a shame..... If somebody turns it into 70.

[@Prometheus-ns6cm]

@@AsiaBlueDragon5321 someone ruined it lol

[@alyssia777]

As someone who stresses a lot during any PvP (whether I perform well or not), it is reassuring to see Mark having a hard time as well lol

[@cinnamon-3047]

Same here! :)

[@nostera5142]

I wouldn't even try, if I have one comfort zone I don't want to step out of, it's playing everything solo.

[@Aaliiiyahh]

samee

[@Baer99Z]

Man I was super surprised to see that he got that too, I always thought I was super weird for getting so stressed out (though I do also get anxiety from specific types of single player games which I still don't understand lol)

[@Baer99Z]

@Kolby Bessonette I have no idea what this means but I fucking love carrots so I'm giving it a like

[@lleyah_fw]

Mark being competitive is entertaining... It would be so cool to see him play with Bob and Wade as a team. They would either destroy the countryside or get wrecked. I wanna see it now hah

[@theunderscore6859]

Likely it's that mark is the actually good one but doesn't assist, Bob helps and get some points and assists but harms Mark and Wade a lot just to troll, and Wade... he'll be Wade

[@lleyah_fw]

@@theunderscore6859 Oh my God yes! That's exactly what would happen! The chaotic hilarious content we need.

[@OnAHeroicMission]

This game looks like it’s set in the “Meet the Robinson’s” universe and I’m not mad about it

[@titaniumwolf8756]

Mark: 10v 10 Me: jesus christ thatd be chaos

[@KlidesCorneroftheInternet]

Try the classic school PE class version of 15 V 15 Athletic kids vs strategic kids.

[@electricfrostfire]

@@KlidesCorneroftheInternet athletes usually win. Especially if they are all on one side

[@Wupazz]

Mark, as a diamond player, play the tutorial. You're actually not terrible, if you knew what you're full arsenal was, I'm sure you could do very well.

[@kingamer123]

He quite literally does not care at all. He only played this because he's being paid a ton by Epic to promote them. I guarantee he will never make another video about this unless he gets paid to do so again.

[@vikingzeroone9647]

@@kingamer123 Yeah, I honestly can't blame him for that. If I were in his shoes and get sponsored by a company I don't like, I'll do it only once unless I'm getting paid for it.

[@toriandjayamerman2794]

No one: Mark’s God complex:

[@janellehuneke8049]

"I don't want to look at score board cause it'll distort my vision on what actually happened so- *gets MVP* NEVER MIND! I'M THE BEST!"

[@TheNmongi]

Mark: "Training is for losers" Also Mark minutes later: "I don't know how to play" *and proceeds to fumble his way through a paid promotion.* Remember guys, this is a man that has 5 ovens

[@ThatDouchebag]

Had*

[@Glisten456]

Those five ovens will never be forgotten.

[@41tinman41]

He Arin Hanson'd his way into MVP.

[@SuperIntenseGamer]

And then proceed to get MVP. Yeah who the hell need training?

[@MothmanEatsBabies]

@@41tinman41 Uh, I think I know how to play dodgeball buddy. How do I catch?

[@caspianbettyremuseffrumdin5560]

Mark: so its literally just dogdeball :) **begins to tackle someone and throw them off a building**

[@Mystery-Wolf]

I remember doing that in dodgeball, was a great time.

[@carlytreadway6137]

Mark never knows what he’s doing but he dives straight in and ends up doing something every time. Maybe not the right thing but it’s something...

[@nostera5142]

"And That's how I live my life!"

[@KevinRay_man]

"I'm never guna play again, I'm just going to chase that high and I'll never get it again." 'But here, *you* can do this heroin.'

[@iamthejosh1150]

I was convinced that those people falling from the stage screaming was Lixian. 😅🤣

[@tavier_4918]

Mark: "I've killed them...I've killed them..." Me: "I killed them all...they're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women...and the children too. They're like animals...and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!"

[@silvertron4363]

Anakin

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: *plays dodgeball* Also Mark: "I've killed them... I've killed them!"

[@gabepatton9851]

Mark: Tackling? I dont remember that Mark internally: that must be the most overpowered part, of course! I will spam it always!

[@ineedtherapy8339]

splatoon 3? they're making a THIRD game?

[@MrRiko37]

"Mark got ganked by 3 player" Also mark: Dodge with some crazy move and someone survive it.

[@louispeet-harvey8]

Kind of sad when Mark plays games that have sound, Lixian on doing the voices and sound effects is just brilliant

[@brecheese6532]

I actually kept forgetting that he was doing the sound effects...

[@ananimouse8701]

Poor Lixian, Mark always puts him through hell

[@TheTsar69]

*Markiplier fighting the entire enemy team alone* He did it because he had to, not that he's a Masochist or anything.

[@tavinprice2310]

This is the most entertained I've ever seen Mark while playing a game

[@insertusernamehere3173]

I love how the characters basically became sonic the hedgehog.

[@kingofflames738]

Dodgeball, also known as the school sport in which kids with ADHD achieve ultra instinct.

[@unbelie8013]

Dodgeball, the game where mark fulfils his masochistic dream.

[@shambles6844]

@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť no I don’t think I will

[@Hntrplaysgames]

Oh

[@sis2047]

Yes, it's perfect

[@_milkshk]

yes.

[@Komzify]

"ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ.!!"

[@mr.wednesday3305]

Mark’s story about getting hit in the face earned himself a like.

[@LiLbeast-jo2ok]

I still can’t believe mark eats takis like a massachist

[@livamikimoo5106]

Mark: "i don't need tutorials" Mark one min later: "how do you play?" Me:" i knew it was coming"

[@razep0g981]

Mark yelling "I WAS THERE" for the final kill of the game kinda reminds me of a certain group of people called twitch chat

[@Quokka325]

Ouch

[@Mystery-Wolf]

9:20 This is why I love dodgeball lmao. It’s so fun, even for someone who is very out of shape like me. And if you are put in the right group it’s even more fun cuz everyone just wants to have fun and don’t rly worry about winning.

[@ΔημήτρηςΘώμογλου-ζ4ε]

No matter what game Mark plays he'll always entertain me if he's having fun.

[@ti9erlilly]

He's also quite entertaining when he's really not having fun, so it's a win for us, pretty much no matter what he's doing. Unless he's doing Pee Sauna. No one wins with Pee Sauna...

[@AlbionOfAvalon55]

he just winged it didn't he and he gradually improve as the game progress.

[@laughwliz]

For anyone new to this channel or don't know Mark, this would be the most accurate, if not best, example of who he is and what kind of gamer he is: 11:50

[@kaitlynkeele1365]

Is no one else gonna talk about how he absolutely SMOKED this game. Mark:"I've never played this, idk why I'm talking like an authority on it'' Also Mark: *smokes the leaderboard and carries his team to victory*

[@SilentTur]

Mark: *Dodges into a wall* "We are the greatest"

[@mx.pixiedowner4593]

This should be a series, it's fun to watch and Mark seems to be enjoying it.

[@psychopomp4135]

That would be really cool, but according to him he really doesn’t like playing PVP stuff simply because the adrenaline becomes too much for him to handle.

[@diamondgaming8151]

Mark: I love balls Me: the fan fictions are gonna love that

[@chilltalk2853]

Fan fiction! GO! 😂

[@diamondgaming8151]

@@chilltalk2853 I already got an idea reply if ya wanna hear it xdddd

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Mark: I don't wanna check the scoreboard cause it'll make me look bad Also Mark after seeing MVP: I'M THE GREATEST! It felt so good to see him this excited to play, and he did so well too.

[@lapsemweaver4001]

Mark, since you've got a diminished capacity for online multiplayer, does that mean that you're not going to give Splatoon 3 a try when it arrives?

[@YawwYawwYaww]

No one: Absolutely no one: Markiplier: *1v3 and still survive

[@swordkirbybeam8]

Finally. A game of extreme dodgeball filled with worthy opponents! These battles shall be legendary!

[@MilesProwerUA]

7:20 that was so damn impressive, this whole 1v3 section o.o

[@timfangrad5173]

Mark: That actually worked. I don't know how. Us: "Notices that Mark didn't actually get a KO"

[@flat-seventh]

This game is actually BALLER as hell ngl

[@AliJayCraft]

Cuz they throw balls at each other lol

[@coreylong4855]

Marks sound effects while playing makes me love this game even more

[@heyisrayyy9328]

Oh wow I thought I was the only one who literally shakes when playing competitive multiplayer games- there so fun but I fr just cant play them for long periods of time because I just shake so much lmao

[@seleneeej]

Omg same, I thought I was the only one too! 😂 Can't handle too much adrenaline especially when I tried moba games. Uncontrollable shakes and sweaty hands lmao

[@rasulsulaiman2457]

yeah same here, my case specially on battle royale, at 100 player in ok, but as the numbers gets lower I'll start trembling, and at the end i always quit at 2 or 3 players left. i can handle that much pressure.

[@VixenVulpix266]

Dodgeball of death. Mark: Wins a hit for Dodgeball game and screams . Me: Yes Hold up in switch

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : "alright let's get into a match and see what happens, I'm probably gonna suck anyways, or I'm gonna be amazing" Everyone : "both, both is good"

[@zoru_pines]

The best thing is : 1. He don't know how to play 2. Somehow he survive and manage to handle 3vs1 dodgeball 3. He came out as MVP, cuz his ego leads him to carry his team on his shoulder and make the victory to be his responsibility Mark you really inspired me to become a good leader with responsibility even though I'm not the leader and my team just sucks, but someone must do the leadership to make everyone cooperative

[@thegamingshark888]

I love how Mark started out not knowing the game them came out as MVP at the end. Truly the king of all games!! 😂

[@TronicSpeed]

The fastest Zero to Hero plays ever.

[@Ruslannar]

Dear Mark. I am one of your russian fans and I would love to listen to an amazing podcast you've created called Distractable podcast. The problem is that Spotify doesn't allow Russian listeners to enjoy any podcasts on their platform. So please, forgive us for that we are not able to follow your strict orders to go and enjoy that masterpiece you and your friends have created. sincerely all of your Russian audience

[@titusgrumbles]

Seeing Mark’s happy laughing face just made my day, I love this man!!

[@재이-z4p]

You know Mark’s having fun when he barely talks during a match

[@FunkyDragons]

1:46 mark- “who needs training? Trainings for losers” The military- 👁👄👁

[@carterstevenson6009]

“Am I default or am I special?” Top ten questions science still can’t answer.

[@mikey_m114]

now all that’s left for Mark to play is Little Nightmares II

[@user-iz4vq8xf9j]

Yes he should totally play that

[@sn1pe5_r]

And outlast trials when it comes out

[@Komzify]

"ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ.!!"

[@vbflame5645]

I think he will not because he is maybe not too much interested in it, he didn't play Little Nightmares 1 DLCs

[@PeculiarPumpkin07]

@@Komzify no