IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO... | Prank Master

[@markiplier]

Once again I'd like to thank the wonderful Lixian for making this video truly special!

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

Lixian, you are the best.

[@fwznc]

mobile games are weird

[@jungkookwillbethedeathofme]

why are there only 34 likes

[@darecagarib2200]

Mark you need to play Deathigner it's a mobile game but it isnt crap

[@brad2400]

Mark is it possible that you can put your distractable podcast on KZbin?

[@alexusp]

The fact that Lixian literally made noises for the game is just too great. He deserves a raise

[@slug9378]

He did it before

[@vince7682]

@@slug9378 he still deserves a raise

[@Lubeless]

@@vince7682 we don’t know how much he’s getting payed

[@rylenstuffsv2]

@@Lubeless Still deserve a raise

[@cloud99955]

He couldve got a raises yall

[@DoctorLoudonclear]

Can we appreciate Lixian’s dedication to using his own voice to record sound effects?

[@pacc9116]

could've just stopped at "can we just appreciate lixian" hehe

[@devingiles887]

He’s the GOAT

[@outrage_swampert979]

I'd like to hear Lixian voice as sound effects in future videos, I hope that wouldn't bother him tho. I also hope that wouldn't mean more mobile games either

[@gamepapa1211]

Give that man a raise, Mark.

[@jayhansen4918]

That shit was amazing lmao

[@auroraofclanborealis]

Lixian is an absolute CHAMPION for doing his own sound effects for the *second time*. That is the dedication we love Lixian for!

[@Freek314]

Pretty sure he's being compensated extremely well, though.

[@jadetatsu]

Either way, it ends up great. Mark is the host/face, Lixian is the crew making sure things work out and because of that we get great vids. Edit:the companies should just pay lixian for the sounds and use them.

[@rogeliogarza4231]

Now that’s quality content

[@mary_catherine2554]

I'm liking this video to support Lixian's dedication.

[@lizthedumbfloofbutt3121]

Hell yea

[@Killbayne]

mark staring helplessly into the madness that is mobile game ads is so god damn hilarious

[@Killbayne]

you are so correct man I love you we should hang out haha

[@revanthememelord5544]

@@Killbayne grandpa did you forget to take your pills again

[@temshopping]

Game: *has no audio* Lixian: "Oh no."

[@halal_spider9722]

"Any ways"

[@shravan1005]

Ah shit here we go again

[@cg2870-w1q]

EYYYY NICE PROFILE PICK MAN

[@biggamergrayson8837]

oh no help TIME FOR SUFFERING!

[@jaxcraft2848]

"Ow" XD

[@elliotwang9501]

Lixian literally did a perfect job. That’s exactly how those mobile games sound.

[@scarxiett2998]

lol

[@scarxiett2998]

Wait how am I the only reply?

[@alexwolfplush7523]

TRUE!!!

[@sharonyoung4277]

agreeable and agreed

[@technobladeneverdies9296]

Yeah He's the best We love lixian

[@FlipsideJosiah]

the fact that Lixian actually sound like mobile game sounds astounds me.

[@boxtroxrequiem4882]

'The fact that Lixian's edits sound like actual mobile game sounds, astounds me.' I just had a hard time reading it

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

Stock sounds rarely use multiple takes.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

@@boxtroxrequiem4882 'I am astounded by Lixian's ability to portray sounds in the same manner as one would expect from a standard mobile game.' Didn't need to do this, but your comma placement threw me off with its unnecessary break in the sentence.

[@boxtroxrequiem4882]

@@Meteorite_Shower okee

[@wallywest6099]

@@Meteorite_Shower Grammar at it's finest state. Absolute king behavior.

[@OrochimaruFromKpw]

If I hadn't known Lixian did the sound effects I would've 100% thought it was the game, cause that's exactly how those games sound lmao

[@azzythesmol]

Mark: "Is there no sound??" Lixian: "Haha, I'm in danger"

[@Clarkamadorian]

Oh no

[@probes-arealone]

@@Clarkamadorian yes

[@DarkManifesto]

LMAO

[@LixianTV]

xD

[@sushiroll111]

@@LixianTV Oh wow it’s the real lixian

[@JiSonsGirl]

Mark has to know how lucky he is to have the literal best editor in the world. We love you Lixian!

[@megalisa830bright6]

Lol! Yeah! Markiplier has an editor?! I always thought that most KZbinrs edited their videos themselves! XD

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

Mark is also lucky and thankful his first video game experiences were not mobile cash grabs!

[@CEOofAutism]

@@megalisa830bright6 no lol you know how much time that would take

[@daveburrito8847]

bro what about Tara tho

[@muhammad.hkhaledian9309]

Lixian is the best

[@pieceaisa5046]

i love that lixian always goes the extra mile to include the lil animations of him in a conversation with mark :) always makes my day we love you lixian

[@ry3833]

Plot twist: Mark turned the sound off so that he could force Lixian into making sound effects

[@Spedupaudios29]

Wow

[@tb2k110]

Yes

[@redxstudios2565]

hope its true

[@hakkakkk5967]

4th row seat is empty let me put my comment here so some people might see it and think [INSERT THOUGHT HERE]

[@rastaramune7893]

@@hakkakkk5967 Damn it. I wanted the 4th seat >:( I'm gonna sit in the 5th seat and complain

[@achingbacon7897]

The transition from the water hitting the boy’s face to the grim reaper mourning at a grave was absolutely hilarious

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Not as much as Mark's reaction to it!😂

[@TheHorror415]

Talk about perfect ad placement

[@echoedstars807]

IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I CHOKED

[@Nick_And_Jax]

I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe💀

[@Madeline_monroe]

“Oh my god this slime is so ReAl” Mark: “that’s clearly fake”

[@wailmutt]

@Muscleman8562 okay but did anyone ask

[@davidkoudelka10]

@Muscleman8562 You aren't worried about your health?

[@Mute_C1ty]

I actually downloaded that in curiosity and it’s literally just tweening motion on a still image, and if you don’t buy their premium you can only use like 3 images (not without watching an ad first).

[@MidClassWarrior]

Thank you for telling me something he said

[@davidkoudelka10]

@Muscleman8562 Says the man who's videos focus on what basically amount to self-torture lol😉

[@BOB-ty3mg]

Games: have no sound Lixian: exists Mark: M A K E S O U N D

[@samanthaleahy6799]

No comments????? Let me fix this

[@austinbates7232]

no comments either, why allow me to be of assistance @@samanthaleahy6799

[@MarvelsScreamSimp]

dingus

[@tylerrose3633]

Markiplier: *plays a game with sound* Lixian: Finally, inner peace.

[@MrPops-ud5co]

The true terror on mark’s face while he watched the ad about killing people is just perfect

[@JumproperKidnapper]

it was probably mostly the first part cause that dude was sticking a giant needle up his @ss

[@anonymous3965]

My sister saw this app, downloaded it to my phone, and played it in front of my dad. Talk about perfect faces

[@Komra6e_Price]

He looked mortally terrified

[@MinosPrimeOfficial]

What was the game with the doctor spanking the baby

[@hajidle]

​@@MinosPrimeOfficialwhy do you want to know?????

[@IkuzoMundo]

Can we just have a video solely dedicated to Lixian's voice acting abilities?

[@flamefriends3842]

Lixian streams on his own channel! You can listen to his voice over there!

[@KingKoko369]

That's basically what this is LOL

[@spacerat9676]

Yes

[@homerunjorge3048]

@@flamefriends3842 brooooo, your a member...

[@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername]

@@homerunjorge3048 And they’re also rich Who tf can afford a membership? /j /j

[@jamescoyne4559]

These pranks aren’t just a “prank” that’s like... almost murder...

[@hellomf568]

a spicy prank

[@gabrielneme8887]

We do little bit of trolling

[@TheReal_DrMilk]

@@hellomf568 lol

[@kingk9fx173]

It's just a prank bro

[@L_______]

it`s just a prank bro its just a prank the camra is right over there the camra is right over there (youtube highschool)

[@merrygoat]

“He’s got his Unus Annus mop” That sounds like a cool name for a youtube channel, wonder if anyone has used it

[@probes-arealone]

@@dataexpunged69 Spik egisg idot

[@dataexpunged69]

@@probes-arealone talk in English m8

[@elvisminer9397]

@@probes-arealone he's replying to the cool KZbin user name and he thinks it doesn't sound cool

[@thunderturtle3151]

I doubt it

[@starrypines590]

@@dataexpunged69 Why? You're on the internet, pal, not everyone in the world speaks English. Telling someone to speak English like that reeks of American entitlement

[@Mollymatti]

Markiplier a week after UA ended: what’s Unus Annus? Markiplier now: he’s got an Unus Annus mop!

[@LilithDemon]

I WAS FINDING THIS COMMENT 😂😂

[@theone3152]

@@LilithDemon SAME🤣

[@ThatGuyRaging]

Momento Mori :P

[@bluedragon8762]

@Zagradovska like whole videos or clips? Clips are ok full on re-upload are not

[@Goremize]

@@bluedragon8762 The thing is, once something is on the internet it is there forever, there is still entire channels that has the entire Unus Annus content up

[@romanticisedlife5840]

This video should be called "Markiplier reacting to ads"

[@nicknotes19]

“If only the game was actually something that I could experience” - Mark “Still Not a Masochist” Fischbach

[@hasna2012]

I read this exactly at the moment he said it loll

[@whoishunter5851]

Mark: "is there no sound?!" Lixian, cowering in the corner: *please not again*

[@FallinWizard]

mouth time lixian

[@camerondale6529]

"I mounted his head, yes." - Markiplier, 2021

[@irongolem9011]

Oh fu-

[@reaperwolf7360]

U right

[@loupennington4230]

While watching the grandma part, I completely forgot Lixian was doing the sound effects himself bc they were so wonderful

[@guywhoasked6046]

games with no/shitty sounds Lixian: exist Mark: I can milk you

[@Mae_day1]

what

[@themyofmy]

@@Mae_day1 milk, baby

[@hocuslosefocus1489]

Aha haha hhahahahaha

[@boothepoo]

@@hocuslosefocus1489 why did I read your comment in the Alia laugh-

[@seal8092]

*Uh oh-*

[@smcsixes]

Game: Would you like to watch an ad for a free skin? Mark: No thanks Game: Understandable watch an ad anyway

[@joecrouse2503]

I've been there too many times and it feels exactly lik Mark says "the audacity of this bitch"

[@wenny463]

As soon as Mark asked if there was no sound, I immediately knew he would soon make Lixian do them😂

[@Wafflemaker5000]

Same

[@ryku4478]

Lixian is a God 😂

[@marcy3542]

Why does Mark bully Lixien so much.

[@anakinlowground5515]

@@marcy3542 He doesn't? They just have a really fun dynamic.

[@darvin33mk]

Can we appreciate how Mark is slowly going crazy going through the Play market purgatory watching all those false commercials and playing those "games" ? What a piece of art.

[@JeweledLove]

Lixian: *makes the sound effects with his mouth* _Everyone liked that_

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

hey wait a minute i just saw you on felixs video

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Lixian is brilliant at that

[@therotbells]

Is great

[@Condensed_Chicken_Nugget]

Later in the video I forgot it was lixian

[@HtetMyatAung]

*this dude is commenting around the popular channels trying to get likes* then in Felix , now here - b r u h

[@eclipsedrain2366]

Mark really telling Lixian he's perfect the first time is adorable.

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 9253

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 9253

[@lexity3270]

Time stamp

[@madarauchiha-lt3mz]

@@ceegeetee I hope u lose subs instead

[@Demelarin]

@@lexity3270 1:53

[@Thomas_B_Killen]

Mark: Rants about the downward spiral of ads KZbin: This is a perfect time for an ad

[@7itanShift3r]

The creators actually place the ads in the video themselves so that was intentional lol

[@Thomas_B_Killen]

@@7itanShift3r I see. Good troll.

[@elvisminer9397]

* laughs in ad blocker

[@InstantGameX]

haha I know right?! I honestly wouldn't have realised my own ad, if Mark's webcam wasn't in the corner XD

[@minjkth]

@@7itanShift3r what? ads are random lmao. i didn't get an ad there

[@hoveriscool8197]

4:49* IM CRYING “I didn’t mount him [ ° ] ___ [ ° ]

[@Kontrol_5]

"i didn't pull serious dead jokes, i just pranked him" "I didn't shoot the school, i was just practicing my aiming"

[@hellothere4018]

Yeah I always prank my schools by shooting them up. People are way too serious.

[@Kontrol_5]

@@hellothere4018 ik can't they can't take a joke

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “He’s got his Unus Annus mop” Me: “He said it. He said the thing”

[@basicallytrqsh]

holy crap he admitted it happened

[@jessiediaz4915]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@Axel-vl7iy]

The💃 dance🕺 of 💃italy 🕺✨whoa ✨whoa ✨whoa✨

[@j.r.5.]

WHITE SUIT BLACK SUIT

[@Nastee-The-Slug]

@@Axel-vl7iy 💃ItS 🕺tHe 💃DaNcE🕺 oF💃iTaLy🕺✨ WoAh WoAh WoAh ✨

[@jon646an]

Alternate title: Mark watches weird and disturbing ads.

[@kidssnyder9680]

I kinda want to know what the ad showed at the end of it

[@UltraGreenNo.57]

Their not disturbing, their horrific

[@ahumanoidcreature9719]

While playing equally horrific games

[@jared4016]

What was that ad that was censored tho?

[@SirenSongSlayer]

Disturbing and inappropriate ads shown on a game targeting children no less

[@Feverm00n]

Lixian’s audio makes this a thousand times better! I love the cute banter back and forth between Mark and Lixian too.

[@rainbownuggets3971]

you have three choices: low, high, or Nuclear Bomb

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Ah yes classic trolling

[@malachihall2624]

yes

[@broopdefloop]

@PewDiePie Should Kill Himself what the hell dude, to both your name and your comment. Why are you such a sad sack of shit that you're dedicating time to trying to upset a wholesome dude and telling others another good guy should die, there's literally anything else you can do with your time

[@flameBMW245]

@@broopdefloop remember dude, internet immunity People do these for a reason, they think that since they are in the internet and nothing can hurt them, they decide to be the biggest assholes on earth for attention Hence, ignore them or else you will just give them more power

[@harryhudson3474]

The three genders

[@pixelparasite829]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Lixian did all of the sound effects again?

[@classifiedpersonnel3]

Yes respects please

[@SkullOnTheRoll]

Respects

[@janivauhkonen]

Lixian ❤️ thank you ❤️

[@sr.poludo4566]

🤡

[@theagreed6761]

All in favor for Lixian to get a raise

[@zepimations8251]

Parents shouldnt be scared of what there kids are playing they should be scared of the ads 5:35

[@rusty3073]

That’s coz the ads aren’t products. It is the players of free 2 plays that are the products. The advertisers are the customers.

[@Resi1ience]

@@rusty3073 You're paraphrasing a quote from Adam Ruins Everything in an inappropriate situation.

[@rusty3073]

@@Resi1ience What’s that?

[@ReNooN23]

You forgot 15:16

[@acy4832]

The little- "woH wHaM" hehe. 2:39

[@sum1zdad292]

3 Scary Games hits different these days.

[@WAFFLECUBEE]

True

[@Aetherismə]

Nice

[@sum1zdad292]

Usually my comments are long. Usually... I don't get 400 likes on a comment...

[@WAFFLECUBEE]

@@sum1zdad292 we'll today is You're lucky day

[@RainbowSheltie]

Lixian's sound effects were epic. I forgot it was him, it sounded so 'natural' or what things might have been like. I loved it~ The ads that played, however, not so much. And to be honest, some of them were creepier then the game itself. >__>

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

No and never did. Unless someone has been Secretly distributing his sound effects for years🤔

[@nothankyou6840]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 so copy paste? I've seen this exact post multiple times and it doesn't make sense in any situation

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@nothankyou6840 🤨❓

[@WeeDefault]

“He’s got his *Unus Annus* mop!” mark. don’t take me there.

[@nola-]

my pfp: 👁👄👁

[@Sly-Moose]

Literally anything black and white reminds me of [redacted] now. I once saw a beautiful black and white fence (the metal bars kind). I wanted that fence.

[@brokenpayphone]

Me, watching after it ending: I'm going to need you to sit down.

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

Memento Mori fellow Unus Annus or Balanced Ones. Live life to the fullest with the short time we all have left

[@elgatonurms]

Yes

[@Morales3088]

Everyone talking about lixian, nobody talking about Mark slowly losing the faith in humanity

[@bredbug5891]

I like how horrified mark looked when the tombstone appeared, he probably thought the game got real

[@Concon12316]

I mean that would actually be a good idea for a mobile game, it looks like a stupid game but it has a huge plot twist

[@Resi1ience]

@@Concon12316 It's been tried before, no one can get it right, and the plot twist is usually part of the advertisement. Remember that stupid-ass "monster hunting" game that INSISTED it had a dark secret in its ads, with those 'creepy' "ooh you become the monster" fake video corruption gags? Yeah, generally plays out liket hat.

[@diegoxavier9107]

@@Resi1ience Oh, you're talking about Evertale! Yeah, that was a huge disappointment, but apparently a Japanese dude was so disappointed that he began stringing the plotlines from the ads into a real game

[@dontage815]

​@@diegoxavier9107 imagine literally having such a shit game that a dude had to do it for you

[@sparky3669]

When you realize they’re prolly gonna use Mark’s video to promote their games

[@dripchungus]

well probably they'll only use marks laughing at the game to think its funny

[@lornasmith2880]

@@dripchungus …nono, hes got a point…

[@lurantix4701]

@Feline Samurai he wouldn't accept the offer obviously

[@Evacamposjesusfreak]

@@lurantix4701 i would hope

[@alwinwinter1645]

Reminds me of that game where you get your hands chopped off to get money, and years after Mark played it they used his voice, probably without permission, to promote it

[@safin8760]

"It's not first-degree murder if it's just a little bit of trolling." -George Washington

[@Jup3213]

Amen

[@pichi_122]

and one more thing "Bless you" :)

[@deltaf.2005]

Amen

[@nonosquare1066]

Awomen

[@WaddIes]

pro tip for any mobile games, if you turn off your data and internet on your phone before opening the app, you dont get any ads

[@Placeholder_DER]

The emotions in Lixians voice when he did the sound effects. I can really feel those sound effects that Lixian really tried his best to do

[@morgancampbell5231]

I love how mark gets exponentially more distressed by the ads.

[@sipmcihm8107]

Mark: is there seriously no sound? Lixian: **nervous sweating**

[@freeplex589]

What are you going on about???

[@CheshieD]

@@freeplex589 what?

[@freeplex589]

@@CheshieD i don’t have a clue what op meant

[@CheshieD]

@@freeplex589 it’s a joke because last time there was no sound Lixian had to make his own, and he had to make his own this time too. It’d make sense if you watched the video.

[@freeplex589]

@@CheshieD thank you

[@frostwolf4333]

Parents : worrying their children will develop badly while playing games like DOOM Meanwhile Mobile games: exists*

[@msarfamc5450]

There are differents between violent games and demonic satinism games At least doom dont show a 9 years old a baby being borned

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

@@msarfamc5450 straight facts.

[@wingnut5732]

mobile games: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@theunholyadventurer2376]

@@msarfamc5450 DOOM is literally ANTI-Demonic shit lmao

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

Doom is a christian game cuz u kill demons

[@JCPplays]

Poor Mark having to endure the hell that is mobile games. He just looks so dead inside.

[@omelgle496]

*i forgot lixian was doing the voice acting for a second and when the grandma was making sounds i remembered and started just wheezing*

[@thetruesopop]

He sounded like mickey

[@nitromiyazaki]

Mark: “I mounted his head.” Me: o.o’

[@eclipsimzero9484]

Hi

[@Jazzclone]

Mark torturing people in Happy Wheels: "Hell yeah, brutality!" Mark playing random mobile game: "This is awful!"

[@CrispyChicken38]

In happy wheels the violence is a byproduct. In the mobile games, it's the focus. Is your goal to experience the pain, or to triumph despite it? Therein lies the difference.

[@Jazzclone]

Cool story, thanks.

[@erin4802]

the thing is that these mobile games are normal aimed at younger audiences. hence the "this is awful"

[@ConnorSterrr]

I can see where Marks getting the blood for iron lung, he just sacrifices people

[@Scavenger82]

Mark's frustration at the insane overabundance of ads is extremely relatable. The only way I can play them is offline (no bonuses, but also no ads). I call them Throwaway Games because, while they're a decent way to spend idle time, when I get bored of it I just uninstall and find another. Also, Lixian putting that clip of In the Hall of the Mountain King over Mark's rant about ads (around 11:30) was a nice touch.

[@buniboi2163]

Playing good mobile games (like RPG games and the games with better quality that aren't games like this) don't have ads.

[@Scavenger82]

@@buniboi2163 I know that, I play a few of those myself. My comment referred specifically to the games Mark was playing, not just mobile games in general.

[@liandre9035]

i use om for while i have insane loading screens in good games XD

[@callummcneill6266]

@@buniboi2163 like brawl stars and such

[@a_clockwork_puppet]

You just need to find games with no ads. Or play without wifi on

[@musicalmaniac2901]

"Is there no sound here?" Lixian, you know the rules, and so do I.

[@markle3441]

I love Lixian

[@BroadcastingCN]

@F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE how bout fu of

[@BroadcastingCN]

m2 lix4life

[@LAMG059]

Those sound effects were on point

[@itsyaboibackformoregenderc2453]

@@BroadcastingCN got them to remove it just report the comment its a bot

[@zoorox1996]

Mark being traumatized by the mobile ads is morbidly adorable.

[@thetruesopop]

Sadisticly adorable

[@Popcorn_mark]

I didn’t find it adorable probably cuz I’m a guy but it was funny

[@Arkolob]

Doctor said I’m morbidly a beast 😎😎😎

[@TheCoolioDudes]

I find this entire bit incredibly frustrating. Good mobile games make their adds optional, as in you can choose to watch an add to get extra stuff but the game is perfectly playable without watching adds. If he doesn't want to watch adds he should STOP PLAYING BAD MOBILE GAMES! There's plenty of games out there that don't do any of this. It's LITERALLY his own fault!

[@govnopochta69]

Mark in this game: oh no this dude is just having a great time I don't wanna kill him! Mark in Solar Smash: *BILLIONS MUST DIE*

[@brkeeut]

2:56 "prank him?" "look, he's so happy to be cleaning" "he's so happy!" *"alright cement"*

[@stefanoraz27]

UNBOTHERED KING

[@SouperBread]

"he's got the Unus Annus mop" Mark is making me want to make a white and black mop and call it the Unus Annus mop now

[@Pintoba]

Memento Moppy

[@callmeobsequious]

@@Pintoba wait no I actually like that

[@Wick291]

@Ben O you are a comedic genius.

[@Egg-qn5pd]

Perfect

[@Curseycubey]

Time

[@IMayBeStupid...]

Mark seems more traumatized from a mobile game than all the other disturbing, horror games he has played

[@brycepirie2889]

the best part out of this whole markiplier's mobile gaming era was lixian's mouth noises.

[@karmaakabane8261]

Markiplier: **sees and ad for death incoming and looks traumatised** Also Mark: This game where I murder people might be better.

[@danceswithdirt7197]

Yeah he's totally sending mixed signals lol. What's the name of those games he used to play where he was like the homeowner killing the intruder?

[@pekachu2260]

@@danceswithdirt7197 Those whack your/a [insert common name here] games?

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@pekachu2260 It's whack the burglars.

[@danceswithdirt7197]

@@pekachu2260 I don't remember their names but they had a very NewGrounds-y sort of vibe. There was the one where he was a homeowner sitting on a couch and his dog was there too. The goal was to click different items to create spectacular deaths. Then there was the one (I think it might've been called "kill your boss" or something like that like you said) where he was a dude in a cubicle clicking on superhero merchandise to kill the boss.

[@Krushak8888]

He was making comments how horrid it was then but let's not forget the game deaths and taxes.

[@SDK2K9]

Mark: "There's no sound" Me: "Oh, I know what that means" Lixian: *sighs*

[@mirnafairy]

Everyone but Lixian: "Yeeeeey!"

[@violetz72]

let’s take a moment to appreciate all of lixians sound affects

[@ShaamaliT]

Yesss they’re on point

[@owl_lxvi]

Yes

[@marcmarse]

He sounds like Micky mouse when he did the grandma

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Oscar Winning Voice Actor Lixian over here 👏🏻

[@-flickeringarts-1509]

when mark's voice goes all helium at 10:30 that is pure gold-

[@ryanlee8026]

Mark: I’m having a very good time. Also Mark: losing his mind over mobile games.

[@Ace_Firedragon4227]

I just absolutely love how at 7:23 the options are too slow, too fast, or nuke grandma

[@that_rotten_apple]

I love how random the nuke is😂

[@Wgboys]

The best part😂 5:47

[@iamqueenbee9739]

You know, I’m mostly concerned as to why these are marketed towards kids… like… why..? If I saw my kid playing this, I would snatch that iPad away faster than they can say, “Mom, I killed this person!”

[@Tokmurok]

Yeah it's a bit much for anyone really. Sadistic. Shouldn't make people meditate on that, and it's like r rated movies, yeah it's made for adults, but children are gonna watch it anyway, you putting that movie out there is complacency. I know I've seen nuff adult movies when I was a kid. Wish I hadn't. Really screws with your childhood.

[@meda_mo]

At this point i dont care that we live in a capitalist dystopia I just would like to peacefully leave this realm with no harm to anything Not me Not my family Not the people who caused this I just want to leave

[@Tokmurok]

@@meda_mo "capitalist." Has been used by the same people who funded the opposition, "socialism." To create a Hegelian dialectic. If you think we live in a dystopia, maybe do research into why we do.

[@meda_mo]

@@Tokmurok sorry. I just needed a word to describe what kind of world we live in. I guess anger got to my head.

[@Tokmurok]

@@meda_mo I get what you mean completely though. I think an accurate term would be, "abomidable." Fun fact, many companies use aborted fetus liver tissue as a flavour enhancer. If you have lived a western life, even a healthy one, you have eaten fetus. They put it in such small amounts due to how powerful it is and they don't need to tell you because it's in such tiny amounts. And that's not even the worse thing. Not even close.

[@xiao7304]

KZbin: shall we put ads in this video? Manager: nah, He put them all in himself. Edit: thanks for the likes; very grateful

[@efficientmii7304]

*ads

[@xiao7304]

Oof yep, gonna fix that

[@infinitespinergy1220]

I still got ads in the video:((

[@xiao7304]

I got two

[@thatmidgetonyt2380]

i got one ad

[@ayelemoore6279]

"He's got the Unus Annus mop" I can't help but think about how well that would've sold

[@sinamen8282]

or a vacuum

[@StellaR8472]

at exactly 12:07 I got a banner ad at the bottom of my screen saying "turn off ads now?"

[@Moulikyash]

Wanna break from the ads

[@itsjeremysalt9715]

It’s really worrying knowing actual living humans went out of their way to make all of these.

[@Someone-is4lx]

And whats more annoying is the fact that they probably made a shitton of money out of it, when it is really effortless and easy

[@velkarious]

I would actually believe if these games are being made by literal bots, than actual human beings making these games.

[@aidenr3310]

I KNOW RIGHT!?

[@dividivi7682]

Not really they were probabmy just bored

[@cypressreid5447]

"Did grandma get hit in the clit" I've been watching mark since about 2014....this is the most cursed thing he's ever said

[@Sheep.]

Mark has said plenty of cursed stuff in the past. This scores pretty highly but I doubt it's the most cursed. Mark is an *interesting* guy to say the least lmao.

[@natalielong113]

2015 here!!

[@emmapomes1929]

I mean good on him for knowing what it is I guess? I’m trying to spin that quote so it’s not as horrible

[@sageisdead6847]

Same. Honestly it's one of my favorites now.

[@jujoya]

Is good he doesn't spare females

[@FUNKY_KETCHUP]

Mark: **Seeing inappropriate ads** Is this allowed?? Me: *First time?*

[@UnspecifiedVids495]

the fact that mark switched games mid video is hilarious

[@jackrabbit.]

The perfect timing of the ad at 8:03 was so incredibly well-timed and it got so chaotic so quick lol

[@H2oEater]

I can barely breath im laughing so hard

[@blucor]

my sides are in pain I haven't laughed this hard in forever

[@BritishRailClass47]

OH MY GOD MY INSIDES ON FIRE

[@FunnyBloxYT]

Yep

[@europeanfellow2203]

THE KID IS DEAD.

[@SlimothyJimothy621]

“I’m gonna NUKE grandma!” The fun new board games you can play with the whole family!

[@annabellamatthews4918]

This comment in itself needs to be on of those cursed comments videos, deadass- but this was great though-

[@gamingwithwolfer2986]

What. Send me your whole stock

[@alexanderlittlewolf5250]

Similar to my comment but it is too funny

[@COCK_roach_]

Except grandma for obvious reasons

[@syasyakitty8860]

Looks like something from Cards Against Humanity😂😂

[@Zoologically_Explained]

Mark: *kills someone* Also Mark: it’s just a prank Police: understandable have a lovely day

[@reiqwv]

@AK MAFIYA GANG 👁️👄👁️

[@BroadcastingCN]

@@reiqwv .

[@herobrinethecreeper9790]

Sound like something Jake Paul would do

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

**Canadian FBI slams down his door** OPEN UP FBI OPEN UP GET YO HANDS UP!

[@sunsdemise]

Mark: kills someone Also Mark: it's just a prank Police: understandable have a lovely day

[@ivanstars9803]

9:02 he need some milk

[@dominikweisz6724]

I dunno if milk can fix that

[@Haywire_HotRod]

Markiplier: let’s kill him. Also Mark: (Terrified ) WAIT, ARE WE GOING TO KILL HIM??!!

[@ClaysUsername]

Mark really validates my feelings about mobile games. "It really does feel like you are losing a lot just to get the most basic of entertainment out of it"

[@gamepapa1211]

Made even sadder by the fact that there are actually quite a few real gems out there in the mobile market that only got drowned by a sea of garbage.

[@ClaysUsername]

@@gamepapa1211 Yeah! I used to love the 99 cent games that had effort put into them

[@vindovilles3419]

@@gamepapa1211 like?

[@wafflehouse5289]

@@gamepapa1211 If your going to mention good mobile games, you can’t just leave us all hanging lol. What are these hidden gems in the shit pile?

[@lolajaramillo4620]

@@ClaysUsername Well you have of course games that have kept people crazily engrossed into them like the Candy Crush Saga, or like Bubble Pop, and other puzzle games like those. There are also pretty good games like a lot of the escape ones, and some made to bring old arcade favorites back, and movie character themed games to mobile. And if you really want some fantastic gems, Indie games for mobile are so amazing. It’s really sad that especially those types that could have used some recognition didn’t appear here on Mark’s play throughs for mobile games. He really ventured into games that are somewhat barrel scrapers, and now he may never see what fantastic games can truly exist that are for mobile players out there.🙁...

[@bluedemon2783]

Mark: *experiences mobile hell* Me who actually used to play mobile games: First time?

[@Toasted_bread37]

😂

[@boothepoo]

SAME, 🤣🤣

[@pyroteknikk3127]

@@boothepoo you probably still do. Unironically...

[@WinterGamesYT]

Yeah, mobile games fucking suck

[@iceboyuno1324]

i mean a little over a decade ago the mobile games were actually not that bad, but now they're all the same and trash.

[@squirrelbugg99]

I just don’t think Mark understood before this how thoroughly unhinged mobile game adds are 💀

[@freamhipstro]

8:08 The sudden cut, the initial confusion. *That confusion elevating as the video plays, as it crescendos into Mark's dumbfounded face reacting to what eldtrich horror of an AD has just played before him.* *_Perfection._*

[@eakoandcompany]

How are y’all not crying from laughter at Lixian’s sound effets and voice acting. It’s absolutely amazing, I’m wheezing 😂 😭 😂

[@zacwhyte2714]

I was. It was Hilarious. :)

[@Chronicler9]

Lixian deserves some serious awards!

[@eduardomorais207]

You're so naive to assume I didn't

[@KaizoKage]

what are you talking about, Im so loud laughing that my tummy hurt

[@ZeeTheEpic]

Yeah

[@katia8136]

Mark: "I promise I wont be only playing mobile games." Me: "I see only mobile games for the foreseeable future now."

[@DJthegoated1]

Lol, that timing though 8:00

[@heyworldfullofpeople9737]

"He got his Unus Annus mop" Me: _flashbacks_

[@dropkickpherby6994]

Siri, call us *Daddy*

[@mexicankoby2716]

Memento Mori

[@dropkickpherby6994]

@@theocurtis9491 Ethans face: 💥🙊

[@alexisnotonfire494]

Markiplier: *rants about ads* KZbin: Ah yes lemme just- *ad starts in 3*

[@Beauseuf]

Mark’s complete hatred of life when he gets a mobile ad is golden. Especially at 14:12

[@sl1th3rarm0r3]

Funny thing is I clicked on that timestamp And proceeded to watch an ad myself

[@darlingdarling2943]

I thought you meant 15:12, because it’s better imo lol

[@familyk9443]

It's completely reasonable too. I've played mobile games and the ads are so annoying, just completely removes the fun of the game.

[@anamggss]

7:18 laughed way too much and too long at this, wtf bro 😂

[@danae4487]

For a moment, I forgot none of the games had sound effects-- top tier voice acting from Lixian

[@onism9050]

"Hello, my name is Markiplier", this alone just makes my day.

[@-freezr-wood-tomiii4342]

So true

[@deezwaffles558]

Same

[@wokeuplikethis8]

No, you just couldn’t think of a comment idea smh

[@IndelibleHD]

Facts

[@onism9050]

@@wokeuplikethis8 shhh