Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid

[@frankiemachine7715]

"I hope I don't get mmilk all over my legs" *2.7 seconds later* "oH I'Ve gOt mILk AlL oVeR mY LEgS"

[@apgt5536]

So I think Phil's parents were very logical people

[@zuzu2408]

Phil: i wasn’t allowed to talk to strangers Also Phil: literally lives with a stranger he met on the internet ultimate act of rebellion.

[@simi.883]

lmao they met in college not online

[@babycakelings]

@@simi.883 um, sorry mate but they met online.

[@akras_a]

@@simi.883 mate they met online lmao

[@s-aga]

Simran no theyre right they met online

[@Andremeda]

@@simi.883 lol they met online :))) 💜

[@MelyssaHawes]

phil: fizzy milk universe: *makes phil lactose intolerant*

[@universerose6209]

this was the universe's way of warning him, but he didn't listen!

[@doovy486]

fizzy milk yogurt stuff is an actual thing where im from and it scares me

[@mileacn]

the universe is so wise

[@selinasunay5303]

Phil...you literally live with a stranger that you met on the internet...

[@paypalroyale1995]

😂😂

[@DontReferToMe24]

I'm actaully wheezing. Send help! 😂

[@akras_a]

I wanted to point that out but...... i figured everyone would say WHERES DAN

[@ggii6435]

I s c r e a m e d

[@Andremeda]

I CHOKED AHAHHAHAHAHA

[@oprovo]

“caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst” the ingredients combined to make me

[@reagan8888]

I relate

[@reagan8888]

Congrats on being noticed

[@liveroonie7316]

but then, the professor accidentally added chemical X

[@alex-fs9yt]

*That cereal conversation with the stranger is everything*

[@lillyvanbergen1435]

*someone being killed* Phil: oh she is not having a good time

[@alex_marie24]

NOT HAVIN A BLAST, NOT HAVING A BLAAAASTTT😂

[@amandaolmstead9054]

People who have been watching Supernatural for a while

[@amandaolmstead9054]

Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts It would be funny if it hadn’t actually happened

[@stankytanky69]

"They just got yeeted into the wall."

[@s-aga]

phil you literally just finished a stage show where you met literally thousands of strangers and talked to them and took pictures with them

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

seham aga But Phil considers all of his fans to be his friends already!

[@oliviah1037]

imagine dan just walking in and seeing phil rubbing his face on an effing printer

[@JamesLawner]

Olivia H Imagine Dan walking in on Phil as a naked stranger popped up on Omegele 🤣🤣

[@charmainechapman2233]

Where is Dan?

[@andreaIantis]

imagine thinking dan is still alive i- just joking, he is an adult he can do what he wants n_n

[@user-hz8eo8zi6s]

@@charmainechapman2233 idk 😭

[@jessnicole2774]

Dear Dr Phil Lester, That one omegle guy that likes food wanted the list of cereal, not a role play. Please don’t roleplay with strangers. Please From, Concerned Viewer

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

Lmaoooo

[@honiipeach6676]

I noticed he got that wrong too kdnsksbs

[@gremlinrat420]

Why is it bad to rp with strangers tho. That's what 80 percent of omegle is

[@junkerowo]

@@gremlinrat420 they mean sexual roleplay,

[@ak7845]

Dr. Phil

[@alaynahugjes4984]

"With the muscular tiger daddy" - Phil Lester

[@memyself2868]

Muscular 👏 tiger 👏 daddy 👏

[@mishamigo4214]

Nice

[@quinn9037]

Beautiful

[@ahtzirivindell8443]

Hits different now

[@lisztomania1317]

H*ts d*fferent

[@amyleighton]

“Some lion cereal! Which is...cereal!” a shocking revelation, scientists still cannot explain this theory to this day

[@ida3787]

the face scans atually looked very artistic,, like, i could see myself analysing them in art class

[@MidnightMeka]

it portrays internal suffering quite well

[@ecofairy5473]

I’m in art school and we literally had someone bring 4 face scans looking super similar to Phil’s like 3 weeks ago

[@chocoholic7719]

Ida Ikr

[@---it9kq]

"apparently they taste like yeehaw" cannibals discussing eating texans

[@mickymorelli]

rain loves tøp my favorite comment on this video

[@probablyavery]

tfw u get ur whataburger

[@cactusgoddess1388]

||-//

[@georgiastratton3278]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@addy_mae6697]

Omg that’s perfect

[@4n3m01a]

phil 1) you live with a stranger you met online 2) THAT GUY WANTED A LIST OF CEREAL NOT A ROLEPLAY

[@sren934]

Normal 3rd grader: when I grow up I want to be an astronaut Phil: *When I grow up I want to mix every cereal in a bowl to make the ultimate cereal*

[@Abi-uj8yg]

and this is why Phil is a youtube star and the "normal" 3rd graders are watching him lmao

[@greenisbest6441]

Phil had the right priorities

[@catonfire5010]

Of Destiny*

[@nataliehoward6502]

Try the ultimate cereal with the carbonated milk

[@sarahkucana3]

Yes you weeb

[@ashhellfire8656]

*mindblown*

[@brookeearish1672]

Heres a concept: no

[@jasj122]

Absolutely not

[@mikeylocke7166]

Ahahahahaha! Lolololol

[@viktorthecreator4458]

When Carbon Dioxide dissolves in water some of it turns into Carbonic Acid. The Carbonic Acid reacts with the Calcium Carbonate in milk causing the milk to curdle. This uses up the Carbonic Acid causing more to be created from the Carbon Dioxide. What you've essentially done, Phil, is made cheese. EDIT: Y'all making me feel smart for passing high school chemistry lmao :)

[@zhamac1]

No wonder why he hated it so much. He usually hates cheese!

[@takashishirogane1655]

*What you've essentially done, Phil, is made cheese.*

[@Riitz874]

The fact that he hates cheese just makes it so much funnier

[@issi99]

He created the very thing he seeks to destroy...

[@Unknowndino03]

Only Phil would accidently make a food he hates with the intention of something good.

[@aylishisawkward1834]

Phil saying "she's not having a good time" while watching someone die a gruesome death is my new aesthetic.

[@gunsmarkgrub5845]

severely disappointed we did not get the 'phil awkwardly speaking with strangers out on the street' content we deserved

[@emmas.843]

Kaylee B he doesn’t go outside. Even for a video.

[@keonvneon]

I would have died to see that

[@Mimi_Neha]

People in the UK are grumpy af especially in London so they would’ve been annoyed 😂😂

[@tjmcmeechan]

no one: phil: *oh maybe she's a lesbian*

[@natashabaer2533]

Thomas McMeechan when did he say that?

[@Aurora-ch5ll]

Aaron Connolly 4:44

[@riverevans726]

best comment xD

[@emmaannice6605]

Ariz Ahmad Nazerim OMG YEEESSSS. Also love your pfp.

[@--shotgunsinners--1634]

@Ariz Ahmad Nazerim WHEN I WAS-

[@abbeyv9579]

Neither us or his parents can stop him. Mixing cereal? Fizzy milk? What a mad lad.

[@o.holdeman939]

Abbey V lad*

[@nezzaUwU]

*nor

[@rainyday7180]

Love your profile picture 👌

[@abbeyv9579]

PB_ JK Thanks! I didn’t make it, Maddox_rider did if your looking for them 🌻

[@SharkSnoot]

Now add the fizzy milk onto the cereal

[@bigladdamien7774]

“And a little bit of *angst*” “With muscular tiger *daddy*” Phil what fanfics have you been reading...

[@charlee8082]

Tony the Tiger fanfics for sure, by the way those fics actually exist and they're uhm, amazing

[@gladyskie8115]

Angsty Tony the Tiger smut x reader?

[@kkhomestuck4127]

all of them

[@charlie-hy1jl]

the ones WE make probably D:

[@amandaolmstead9054]

Reading? I think you mean writing I’ll yeet myself into the void now

[@camj5292]

"Caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst." -Phil, 2019

[@in_vargas10]

にもna stays assembling in the comments, stream miroh

[@michaelwithab9030]

literally same

[@lulwsam864]

@@in_vargas10 YES

[@gwen.rizzario]

I literally read this comment as he was saying it and it scared me

[@ellw7830]

IT’S DAN AND PHIL

[@jayjayyy4436]

Nobody: Phil: muscular tiger daddy

[@rachelcluster6625]

But if 'nobody' says nothing, then would that mean that everybody says something😕

[@alex-fs9yt]

*"Guess what, I'm an adult now."* Yeah, okay Phil😂

[@gingersnap6004]

I think the Omegle guy meant share what cereals were used but go off.

[@lenastewart5257]

Witty Username skskskskjdkdn

[@sarahgardner8856]

😂 yeah I thought that too

[@imid3440]

lmao i know

[@chloex2714]

Omg I thought this too I was looking for that comment

[@hollyn8630]

Only Phil would watch Nightmare on Elm Street and say ‘just got yeeted onto the wall’

[@TheBritishLabourParty]

Holly Sings Omg yes 😂😂

[@greykendall1830]

True

[@trixcosplays]

“Don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed” - Phil 2019

[@benediktasgelazius8598]

*Jizz

[@shototodoroki5651]

@@benediktasgelazius8598 oof I heard "don't fist things that aren't supposed to be fist."😂😅

[@sevenmillionaires]

Phil's parents: "Phil you can't steal the neighbors cat" Phil: "When I get older I'm gonna steal the neighbors cat"

[@semmieb3e127]

America: Frosted Flakes England: Frosties I... Didn’t expect that to be different, like... *why* is it different, tho?

[@luiza.s.f]

Sarah Butler I have no idea, apparently is kinda common cause when I went to Portugal there was an ice cream brand called Olá, and in my country the name is Kibon

[@tamatitto]

Dude in spanish it's called Zucaritas and I have literally no idea what that means

[@tamatitto]

Also according to wikipedia it's called Corn Frost in South Korea and Sucrilhos in Brazil like why

[@mili8159]

In almost all Latin America is called Zucaritas too. It felt so weird see it as *"FROSTIES"*

[@therabbitgod5853]

In my country it is zucaritas and the tiger name is Toño :0

[@charlottestephens1928]

"you're not my real mum!.....she was my real mum" an ICON 😂😂💕💕

[@yarethcirilo]

this face scanner prints are literally what i see in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis

[@graeconnelly8973]

“muscular tiger daddy” is just dan in his fursona

[@-wolfstar-1397]

Yes.

[@geralynndangelo3881]

I laughed so hard this is not ok

[@mukulisonfire]

Dan is -10% muscular if that could be possible

[@marz_8212]

Pfft * spits fizzy Milk everywhere * no!

[@GloopyAstrology]

Yes

[@certifiedboo7718]

Phil’s Mom: DONT talk to strangers Phil: Lives with stranger from internet Me: oh well

[@maethrinemildred9855]

*Dan in his room trying to make Phil's Omegle experience wholesome* Dan: Small blessings

[@nick-ir2nj]

Aww

[@nikitaparmar4566]

What an underrated comment :')

[@akras_a]

Wait are you insinuating that Dan was on Omegle for Phil? Thats friking wholesome af

[@Andremeda]

THIS IS A HEADCANON WE ALL NEEDEDB

[@emmaphant02]

well at least he wouldn't be dead

[@that_one_doggo8391]

Dan, we need you to come back and stop Phil from making carbonated milk

[@Sarah22410]

so true we need dan and phil games again too

[@cuckamagoobie]

i think dan is tired of youtube idk

[@SpiritInBloom]

ngl i like that dans taking a break for himself. i hope he’s doing okay

[@sarahkucana3]

Phil loves milk but not cheese but milk makes cheese

[@alimkale]

Come back where? To youtube or home? Don't they live together anymore? I haven't watched them since 2017

[@riphvnter]

this is random but phil’s hoodie is literally the colour of the two d&p hoodies combined 😂

[@rozziw5695]

It actually is though! It looks amazing on him

[@AmyAberrant]

I KNOW ITS SO COOL

[@weaksauceremy]

Paige Elizabeth OMG I JUST REALISED

[@bailamalia2128]

Anyone know where it’s from?

[@addy_mae6697]

I wish because I want it so bad but I could never pull it off as well as Phil did

[@terezachladna8822]

Okay, but the face print actually looks like art I would definitely put it on my wall

[@reaganb6013]

Blink?

[@terezachladna8822]

@@reaganb6013 multifandom but yes 😜😜

[@alexcarter-marsh7716]

Oh yaaaaaassssssssss definitely agree

[@mars30]

Well it’s Phil’s face so of course it’s art

[@aine8912]

phil: uploads me: serotonin increases

[@jet8180]

those pictures genuinely look like they could be in an art gallery lmao

[@reagan8888]

jet that’s what I was thinking

[@beatle4-117]

They doooo!

[@lourdesgunawardena9155]

“Muscular tiger daddy” I’m never gonna see Frosties the same

[@quomie]

👅

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

Lg3468 79 “mum, can i get some *_muscular tiger daddy_* cereal?”

[@InuyashaTT]

Tony is absolutely a muscular tiger daddy

[@lourdesgunawardena9155]

zoethekilljoy the most disturbing sentence I’ve heard

[@lourdesgunawardena9155]

Inuyasha TT sure dude sure

[@graciefirebaugh]

“moral of the story: don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed.”

[@sarahkim4760]

"Caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst." What teenage hormones are made of

[@clarahowson2911]

I would argue that it’s entirely angst and nothing else.

[@skykat6489]

aH

[@Unknowndino03]

I think I'm about 85% comprised of that cereal.

[@parallel4]

"Oh maybe they were a lesbian" - Phil Lester 2019

[@geralynndangelo3881]

I laughed so hard when he said that

[@beth641]

Parallel want.. to like... 6...6...6...ahh

[@iwannabeaninjalol]

Parallel phil lester said ‘lesbian rights’

[@gottagottagotta]

What are the odds that Phil just ate Dan’s cereal?

[@Caro-hh8wk]

Dan returns tomorrow with a video about the “cereal emergency”

[@aaliyahellis8241]

Isn't Dan's cereal crunchy nut. I heard him say that sometime

[@chloemeadowsedits6559]

@@Caro-hh8wk If Dan returned the phandom would literally go insane (in a good way) lol

[@thecutestlink8725]

400 to 500%

[@dibr3729]

99.9999999% chance

[@maddie8570]

Phil, a whole grown man: IM AND ADULT NOW! Honey, I'm pretty sure you've been an adult for at least 3 years.

[@2turg_2furious]

Maddie he’s 32 now so he’s been an adult for quite some time now lol

[@raantaaro]

He's been an adult for like 14 years lmfao

[@4n3m01a]

he's 32

[@kyla-bearx1170]

I mean.. he did carbonize milk and drink it.. maybe he shouldn't be an adult just yet..

[@daydreams-of-death]

hes been an adult for at least a week

[@esther-gn9bg]

phil: lactose intolerant also phil: IM GONNA DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE

[@slmpetr]

@Joan The Cat I think *e v e r y* lactose intolerant person does this lmao, myself included

[@kaylaa660]

toomanyfandoms tocreateausername as a lactose intolerant person i think i can speak for all of us: we do not give a fück about being lactose intolerant lmao

[@enderpearls9496]

Lol same

[@wolfiejor7124]

Mood

[@smolsews3760]

Everyone who is lactose intolerant is known for ignoring their lactose intolerance

[@newlifeahead2591]

0:38 "You can make a cocktail... why can't I mix all the cereal together to make a cereal-tail?" So from this, basically a cocktail is cocks mixed together

[@watermelonbaby2223]

l o g i c

[@toosadtofunction]

Why do you think we females like them so much?? 🤣🤣 I'm kidding, that was disgraceful, im jumping out the window 🤣🤣

[@peachmilk1161]

Oh no that could be interpreted two ways 🐔 or 🍆 😂

[@alexashsongs636]

This is the best comment I’ve ever read!

[@portxr]

I knew it

[@nerysstuart4210]

5:06 Ph..Phil... _i think they meant share what cereals you used_ Edit: woah where did those likes come from

[@mariopokemon955]

Twyst Draws Stuff that's why I cringed when he rped

[@l.pineda1576]

“It looks like I'm angrily making out with myself”. -Phil Lester

[@hoorayyy1191]

Let's appreciate Phil for putting out consistent 👏 quality 👏 content 👏 during this dry spell

[@akras_a]

@TheArtRooster dans taking a mental health break for one... idk who else you watch but thats why dan isnt uploading (wouldnt it be ironic if he uploaded on the day mcr broke up?)

[@elizas7692]

“Let’s see if this was ok for young Phil” *is 32 and gets terrified* what a mood

[@tarrierevenant7938]

“😱she just got yeeted into the wall.”😂😂😂

[@alanahunt371]

Carbon dioxide (which makes things fizzy) is acidic so it curdled the milk Phil, it’s very simple 😂

[@the_rampant_artist9810]

Alana Hunt, science has entered the chat

[@ashtheintroverted7204]

That's what I was thinking 😂 I was like hold up I think you were in the middle of making cottage cheese lmao

[@robbiesleeps]

@@ashtheintroverted7204 i was about to say the same! He was making cheese lmaooo

[@maggiemorris9300]

Oh god

[@Jayde396]

r/iamverysmart

[@Maya-rq3nu]

Sometimes I worry about how Dan reacts when he sees Phil do these things.

[@olliem.3012]

when he was rambling I could just imagine Dan's face if he saw it and then Phil told himself to shut up because Dan wasn't there to tell him to stop talking

[@jenna2321]

Honestly I think he’s used to it now

[@emjay600]

“Muscular tiger daddy” Wow okay calm down there Phil

[@quomie]

he isn't wrong

[@a47684]

@@quomie oh shit

[@Ginger_Goth]

And all this time we thought dan was the furry

[@guzzujasmin4804]

Someone is missing Dan

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Em Jay. That's what he calls Dan when the cameras are off. There's a reason he doesn't record in his room anymore... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@phoeberose2429]

My auntie used to get cheap white wine and fizz it to make “champagne”

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

That's a constant mood

[@atlashaston4280]

@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 tbh

[@viwinchester2396]

Your auntie is my new role model

[@victoriapedersen9876]

The important question is: Did she find it good? 10/10? 🤔

[@dumbfuckfluffyspider8752]

Phoebe Rose Rose Lalonds mom is shook Also me too bitch the fuck??

[@emaangele4956]

i love that you found a way around going outside to talk to strangers im impressed

[@leaf4104]

A concept: Dan was on ommegle at the same time as Phil and was chatting with him about the cereal

[@k-even4062]

ah yes so im not the only one who thought this.

[@dtonyah]

Print out your face scans and hide them around your apartment: I know what I would do

[@finntheace6205]

Dee Dee H god damn it now I want to do this

[@dtonyah]

@@finntheace6205 I don't see why not 🤣🤣

[@SansVertigo]

Use soda Stream to carbonate pancake mix! Or eggs! Then cook them- you'll end up with the fluffiest result because of the air. Some guys did this while playing with a soda-stream on a livestream, they said it was the softest pancakes and eggs they ever had.

[@tereza3698]

That's actually good advice, because in pancake recipes it is recommended to add sparkling water because of the bubbles.

[@sammie515]

put the fizzy milk in the ultimate cereal you coward

[@cyisnotokay469]

Sammie I guess Tyler ain't the only one

[@apgt5536]

Sorry but is that Ryan Ross? because if so you are my favorite person now

[@lourobin5927]

I like you guys

[@lucy-rd7re]

Nooooo it would ruin it

[@idiot_savants1361]

1. Ryan Ross hell yea 2. Yes he should do that

[@stew267]

Wait wait wait. I just thought of something. When he said “you could make cocktails, I’ll make cereal-tails” that would make cereal-tails be made out of a bunch of cereals together.... wouldnt that mean that cocktails are made out of a bunch of- never mind

[@grey-en8on]

I want to like this twice

[@daydreams-of-death]

o h

[@theorae9108]

Bill Buttlicker exactly what I thought 😂

[@canrastis]

Why does this cured comment exist? I love it.

[@Emma-hp5km]

This video was just an excuse for Phil to eat lots of cereal without being judged 😂

[@marsisgay936]

I mean I would

[@ohokayc0ol]

Your PFP mygod

[@Luneroz]

‪“Muscular Tiger Daddy”~ Phil Lester 2019‬

[@alro4077]

"the frrr- fuu- Shut up phil." ~ Phil Lester 2019

[@sadiebatten9252]

"shut up Phil"

[@nerdygal6133]

I lost it at that part🤣

[@sarahoh2089]

There’s a Korean soda called milkis and it’s like carbonated milk but actually good Peach is a really good imo So if you wan good fizzy milk try that

[@MaryPiePierrot]

Calpis is also carbonated milk (taste like shit though)

[@alimkale]

@@MaryPiePierrot 😂😂😂😂

[@alimkale]

@@MaryPiePierrot "Tastes like shit though" 😂😂😂😂

[@MaryPiePierrot]

@@alimkale it's true! It's just not ment to be

[@jaxkim7356]

MILKIS IS SO GOOD

[@emmsklooz]

I love that a "cerealtail" is a a mix of cereals, implying that a cocktail is a mix of.....

[@hollyn8630]

Mixing all the cereals together? Drinking fizzy milk? Photocopying his face? Yep that’s Phil

[@rainy2861]

That’s 👏 our 👏Phil 👏

[@addie2816]

I feel like Phil's scanned face belongs in some contemporary art museum out there

[@addie2816]

@ I cannot agree with you more

[@verifiedinsomniac]

Phil: i wasn't allowed to talk to strangers Me: What about dan

[@mx.litzix9100]

He started talking to Dan when he was in his early 20s so I dont think that would have really even applied

[@lonelymoonlight1330]

"This may end up with milk on my legs" *panic! fans left the chat*

[@Victor-vc3me]

WHY DID YOU BRING THIS UP GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN WAS KNEELING IN THE BATHTUB

[@ExhaustedTheaterKid]

Yeah, I cringed

[@lizarddd0__o]

W H Y

[@lizarddd0__o]

PLEASE DONT REMIND ME OF THIS MONSTROSITY

[@EdibleWallpaper]

**inhale** **lays on the ground and cries**

[@icebear7565]

Phil I saw your title and immediately thought, "You're messing with forces you don't understand."

[@britneynalley9524]

I always asked for an apple pie instead of birthday cake but I was told it was against the birthday law so guess who's having apple pie for their birthday this year?

[@bretta54740]

I never had an actual birthday cake growing up. I was born on Thanksgiving, so I always got a pumpkin pie.

[@britneynalley9524]

This is great! I love this!

[@watermelonbaby2223]

Today was my birthday and I had cheesecake

[@bretta54740]

@@watermelonbaby2223 Happy Birthday!

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Britney Nalley i didn’t even get a cake 😂

[@mirthfulmars]

“Don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed.” Phil says. But.. how do we know that it’s not meant to be fizzed if we don’t .. fizz them ?

[@emjay600]

**gasp**

[@skylermaxwell2778]

uhhh...hmmmm thats deep

[@Gorewaifu]

That’s what Good Mythical Morning is for

[@gabbriellarose397]

Good point.

[@imyourstepdad5087]

Hannah smith true

[@aperson5188]

“Ultimate cereal of destiny” ~ my all time favourite Phil quote.

[@CsillanRose]

Bobby’s reaction in that scene reminds me of Mike in Until Dawn. “JESSICA!!!!” *walks as slow as humanly possible*

[@cryptidliam8452]

Hilary Rose heavy rain: -child is running a way in a crowded mall- -dad slowly walks and isn’t even running- ‘Ja-son’ ‘Jason!’ And then he gets ran over Yeah coz you didn’t run after him

[@theflowersofeviltina471]

This was a super light, cute and pleasant video to watch. Thank you, I really needed it

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

MeowImmaGachaGamer. That's our Philly! ≡ • ≡

[@theflowersofeviltina471]

@@ballsdeepinurdilf2605 In the name of SCIENCE

[@bunnyboy3200]

The word you’re looking for is "wholesome"

[@Tara-id3rk]

100%. The kind of content I need (and rarely find) when I just need a distraction from a stressful day

[@theflowersofeviltina471]

@@Tara-id3rk like kinda EVERYDAY

[@callieperkins]

phil: “imma talk to strangers” me: omg is he gonna go outside phil: “OMEGLE!!!” me: that makes more sense

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Kallie Perkins. You were noticed by senpai

[@callieperkins]

Zoe Murtagh I WAS NOTICED AND I DIDNT NOTICE EYE-

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Kallie Perkins. Does this make you feel better? : ≡ • ≡

[@redacted9142]

welcome to 2019 where Phil says "ass" on camera with no hesitation

[@smooshedsponge4408]

phil: 🐮🔞🗯 twitter: phil is recreating the milk fic we- phil: fizzy milk :)))

[@kotaclark9484]

Oh no

[@haleypapeo3802]

Geesus save us all

[@olivermoth]

gross

[@KT-kk1gg]

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...

[@BlackMichi_09]

Stop.

[@tanjabe1514]

when i was a kid i mixed all my family's shampoos, conditioners, shower gels etc together to make the ~ultimate~ all in one shower gel. not sure if it actually cleaned me but it did give me an extremely painful rash for three days lmao

[@defectivechikapu8285]

omg dude i did the same thing but with all creams for all parts of body that was in my family's house

[@blablablabla309]

could be a new safiya video idea ^^

[@rach_laze]

Ok but if you take out the conditioner and only mix things that bubble it makes the bubbliest baths you'll ever experience in your life like 1/4 water 3/4 bubbles. As a kid my mum never let me but now I'm an adult she can't stop me and I need the small joys 😂

[@jaidencehaven3325]

HAHA SAME

[@Breadcrum.b]

tanja be I did that but with cleaning products lmao

[@akras_a]

Normal people: tony the tiger Phil, an intellectual: muscular tiger daddy

[@tiquility]

LMAOO

[@pogchamp3150]

your username-

[@akras_a]

@@tiquility thank you thank you im here everyday :'D (cuz i dont have a life)

[@akras_a]

@@pogchamp3150 your username-

[@Rasenfeger2012]

As a child, I always wanted to cook milk in a electric kettle😂

[@emorattrash5198]

I just wanted to microwave ramen for ten minutes... I did. The microwave still smells horrible to this day... I HAS NO SHAME

[@tiny_teej]

one time i was trying to make maself a wom malk and i forgot about the microwave behind me so i put milk in the kettle.....it didnt end well.......it started boiling crazily and just burnt and didnt end well and when my mum asked what i was doing, i told her and she said i could use the microwave......brainfart moment

[@LunarAnders7]

"Don't talk to strangers." Didn't you meet Dan online?

[@rubyisawkward541]

Me: *thinks I can't relate more to Phil's mentality more than I do already* Phil: *makes this video* Me: THE LEVELS OF HAVE REACHED CRITICAL!!!!!

[@aglove275]

YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE AND DRANK SPOILED MILK!!!!! The CO2 makes the milk spoil

[@ch4rl3t]

aglove275 I’m crying 😂😭

[@rick1949]

Wow Phil smart

[@_anime.sausages_]

OMG PHIL NO-

[@adnarimsc]

philies are smarties

[@happychicken4292]

Yeah I screamed that at my screen when he started to make it.

[@abbey7151]

Yes I ,an Irish person, blessed a package of lucky charms a week

[@Ghost-qt7st]

Put the pictures up in Dan's room and scare the crap out of him 😂😂😂

[@alyssonharveybolduc7696]

EmøFandøm Trash Oh. My. God.

[@perpetually_panicking3955]

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@ExterminatorRex]

this has gotta happen now else we riot

[@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915]

is Dan even alive tho

[@henrybrown93]

DANS DEAD

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

I was never allowed to eat sugary cereal, so to this day, I have never tasted a frostie. No Tony the tiger for me, just Todd the supermarket own-brand crocodile that advertised bran flakes, and to be honest, he looked less excited about having to eat the bran flakes than I did

[@akras_a]

You mean *muscular tiger daddy*

[@axelfeeney7657]

They’re called frosted flakes tho

[@paige1666]

Yeah same my mom only let's me eat healthy cereal :/

[@akras_a]

@@axelfeeney7657 frosted flakes is in America :/

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

amazing existential danosaur Frosted Flakes are from America which means that's the correct title.

[@RileyMcKenna51]

i actually was allowed to mix my cereals together as a kid. i didnt realize i was so privileged

[@sophieruby722]

Same and I still do

[@majormana1]

Same

[@stitchedtogether88]

me too it was great lol

[@akras_a]

I was only allowed to if we didnt have enough for a full bowl

[@buniiteethz]

imagine being on omegle unknowingly talking to phil

[@aubrie4657]

“Don’t talk to stranger” but meets his soulmate and best friend online

[@kristennielsen9450]

Petition to send Phil the big family sized boxes of Lucky Charms from the US

[@eclecticgal2]

We need a petition? It costs like $3 at Walmart. Somebody send it to him!

[@ashyboy2345]

Yesss

[@ayaanazamir9910]

I'm from the UK :(

[@Cryptideer]

use the store brand! 3x the cereal!

[@PanicBasedRiot]

I would if I knew where to send it!!!

[@hdgdllove2668]

Phil: puts acid in milk also Phil: is wondering why the milk tastes sour 😂😂😂

[@PuppetBoy.]

A Nightmare on Elm Street is my favorite slasher movie! I'm so glad that Phil watched at least part of it. :3 And "she's not having a good time is an understatement"! Rip Tina.

[@tryingtodobetter7509]

3:53 Imagine Dan coming in the room and seeing this 😂

[@christiem1232]

Just a random Fandom junkie honestly would he be surprised at this point? Cx 😂😂

[@jaidencehaven3325]

He cant, hes dead:]

[@tryingtodobetter7509]

@@christiem1232 no, not really 😂

[@alapacuk247]

us: please do another mukbang phil: mixing all my cereal together! Thank You Good Sir

[@mx.litzix9100]

I love that little cactus 😭

[@kheilasreti4535]

*whispers* cactus

[@maddispear4421]

cacti

[@bruh.6670]

Mukbaaaaang

[@MadFutKingYT]

Catciiiiii 🙂

[@scratchedcds]

“Also, You’re not my mom!... ..She was my real mom.. *BUT!!”*