Reading The Creepiest Email I’ve Ever Been Sent

I read a creepy email from 2008 where someone wanted to buy my channel, dress me in new fashions and... tickle me?
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[@triciamulan5982]

This video was funny. You could say... it TICKLED me. ...

[@ethrestrial9640]

wow lucky

[@alexrightnow2531]

You got pinned congratulations KZbin is turning into Pinterest

[@ethangrayse]

Don’t edit this comment

[@janeljello728]

I appreciate the "..." at the end

[@rowieowo]

Lucky I wish that'd happen

[@sewerghost5147]

Phil basically was asked to be a sugar baby

[@aidensorbebedefensesquad1076]

A what now

[@roroo]

LMAOOO

[@ahhh4117]

Denny's Nightmare don’t ask questions when you fear the answer

[@user-to4fo2xb8v]

@@aidensorbebedefensesquad1076 it tickles

[@ghosh_tea4847]

Lol

[@delco1139]

Plot twist: Dan accepted the proposition and has been in Harold's basement this whole time

[@jojo6087]

Does that mean... Phil is Harold.

[@excelsiormaze8749]

Mind.Blown 🤯

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Doot

[@cloudistired]

harold is secretly doot

[@fungione]

I love these plot twists I'm laughing so hard I'm crying-

[@AngelOfTheLord67]

Oh god yeah phil this was definitely a fetish email. Not only is the tickling a fetish, but so is the getting wet AND the "feeding you until you can't eat anymore". *shudders*

[@tuki2666]

not to mention the whole "dressing up and reviewing" thing

[@No-vz5xy]

AngelOfTheLord67 thanks for making me barf

[@peyponch3254]

AngelOfTheLord67 it was also the wonder bread guy

[@caffeinatedx]

And this was back from 2008.

[@kaperjuice]

beats me?? WE DONT BRING UP WONDER BREAD GUY-

[@fmath5]

Sounds like you dodged being a victim of human trafficking 😂

[@lalalae_]

fr tho

[@SmokeyRoseWolf]

I hope no one answered

[@jasminew3146]

Literally, exactly what I was thinking

[@jouwu]

my thoughts exactly

[@cgi_angel6001]

Yikes... I didn't want to say it, but *yeah*

[@LuLu-xv1zq]

No one: Absolutely no one: Phil naming a female: SUSAN

[@wildonion3479]

LuLu literally

[@cabrinac3166]

Phil naming anything tbh

[@sonalikulkarni8353]

LuLu and then there's harold

[@rainbowsatan2620]

So accurate

[@lasagnamafia]

666 likes ;)

[@kisscsilla4708]

"yours faithfully, Harold." has the same energy as "disappointed, Janice."

[@aimee8315]

I literally rewatched that video yesterday like what

[@rubingtonthesecond]

My god Janice. Thanks for reminding me of that 😂

[@eleanordrover]

What’s ‘disappointed, Janice’ ?

[@minnieatkins]

Eleanor Drover it’s from one of dan’s internet support groups but idk which one

[@sorayaroessler4385]

@@eleanordrover I think it's from one of the best dan memes videos during the 'vaping' meme

[@ameliegott980]

“It really took the biscuit. Took the cake.” “tOoK eVeRyThInG iN tHe BaKeRy.”

[@gnomad28]

GAMERS IT GOT THE BREAD

[@ergocomic]

I find it amusing to think of a single chocolate digestive in a bakery

[@alexarmstrong6827]

Not the cookies!

[@quethesparkle]

2:23 Phil: text me back "hi..." It's for a video Phil: Hi Dan: "hi..." Phil: without the quotes you spoon Dan: hi... Phil: no u have to wait for me to say hi again Dan: ok Phil: Hi Dan: hi... Phil: thanks, that only took 10 texts it's fine

[@franloiacono9306]

Que The Sparkle 1000% this happened

[@roroo]

LMAOOO

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Unless they debunk this, I consider this cannon

[@robbiesleeps]

This happened and no one can convince me otherwise XDDD

[@fru1tpunk965]

I can totally see this happening XD 😂 Also I'm using "you spoon" as an insult from now on

[@3ggbite]

why do i feel like susan was just unluckily dragged into this

[@nelly5376]

I think she was actually the brains behind the operation and Harold was threatened with excessive tickling if he didn't write the proposal email.

[@brit9662]

@@nelly5376 More like *promised* excessive tickling...

[@Sara-vy4hm]

i have to make a note how good filly looks in your pfp

[@vp3841]

"I enjoy your videos alone"

[@roroo]

Susan is probably being held captive by harold

[@londonshima6417]

"Are we getting into some kind of three way marriage territory here?" "To be fair they could have been hot" I'm concerned Philip.

[@muchomango6193]

"Phillip" eithed your Grandma Dorthy or you're Harold/Susan, I'm on to you

[@kelseywoods2022]

His bi is showing 😂

[@honeyjar2970]

@@kelseywoods2022 or his pan

[@ninety310]

@@kelseywoods2022 poly rather

[@julietteduran1023]

@@honeyjar2970 I thought of pancakes (sorry, I'm just very hungry)

[@frankedwards4025]

“I enjoy your videos alone but also with my partner” that part seemed SO creepy to me even though theres nothing really wrong with it ;-;

[@negligible_reality]

i guess maybe it kinda implies something sexual? not that much of a stretch considering basically all of the "propositions" and video ideas were all fetish related. what i've gathered from this is that Harold and Susan both had an obsessive crush on Phil, and wanted him to be their sugar baby/softcore p0rn star.

[@ladlevi]

"i wonder if he found somebody else to tickle" this reads like the end of a horror film where the main character escapes alive but they cut to some other innocent person being pulled onto the monster's path

[@leechee2495]

no one: no one at all: not a single soul: harold: *_i'm gonna tickle your rib, philip._*

[@skdiidod]

lmao

[@EXOriment]

I laughed way too hard 😂

[@dawnmarierogers1128]

Still laughing!!

[@midnight_lily]

Plot twist: this mail was actually sent by Dan who's currently laughing in a corner

[@carolinecallahan7196]

Jana P would align with his “random phase” Circa 2008

[@jcbtractors]

Lol I was gonna put that

[@ArcticaTheFox]

Omg XD if only

[@alexishowlter3362]

Probably

[@H0LLIE]

OMG😂😂😂

[@nateuhhh]

"I was watching myself some SimplyNailogical" yes, go on, im intrigued

[@mimmismith3719]

"blame cristine" I always do. influencial goddess

[@gabbygeibel9700]

👌🏻😂👌🏻

[@ploffsen3089]

ikr?!

[@mellowemma]

Phil is a holosexual

[@keegan6448]

You better be

[@sydneycobb3950]

"I wonder if they ever found someone to tickle"- Phil Lester 2019

[@taliafore1578]

That email was sent by Jake Paul when he was trying to start Team 10

[@Squeebbles]

Yes

[@katerinashukaeva8641]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@st-xk4cj]

The dislikes are Harold and Susan on different accounts

[@Buggular]

Stella nice profile pic ;)

[@johnnyelettrico9087]

😂

[@emmacolins7591]

Omg conspiracy Harold is THAT Harold... holy cow.

[@kelseyrosemanuel9385]

It’s the other KZbin channels they bought!

[@AlibiBlu]

This person wasn’t even subtle about their fetishes, you can just immediately tell what they’re trying to do

[@joahsnotebook3172]

theory: Dan sent this as a joke but never owned up to it.

[@avritasingh4058]

That could be true

[@totalweirdo8538]

I don't think they knew each other at this point

[@emilyvaughan3644]

this should have been called Storytime: i got an offer to be a sugar baby

[@ingridvandood4701]

Emily Vaughan thats exactly what i thought!!!! i was like “so he wants you to be his sugar baby”

[@asmaaa.6163]

pretty much lmao

[@londonshima6417]

Oml this is such a missed opportunity haha

[@bean4395]

Harold basically just wanted to be Phil's Sugar Daddy

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Apophis I think Harold needed to be submitted to a mental hospital

[@ninja_ari]

oh-

[@patrickt.6492]

Yet nobody wants to be mine. Life is not fair.

[@bean4395]

@@patrickt.6492 ik Patrick. Same. Life's tough buddy

[@atinyofficial]

The glucose guardians 😔✊🏼

[@marshall9003]

Literally nobody: Not a soul: Phil naming any female character: *S U S A N*

[@cheeseisherelive753]

I swear, he always uses Susan or Linda 😂

[@chloewolf3523]

Where is the poem about your eyelashes tho we're all wondering

[@star-po3gb]

Plot Twist : The email was from Dan

[@mucubicle]

But if it was, the email would be from Dan and his partner, Phil

[@asheyre1866]

LMFAO SHUT UP KZLjDADJK

[@hopesmusicvids]

Dan and his partner, Dan but with the female snapchat filter

[@underscoredee]

xDDDDD

[@alexishowlter3362]

Probably

[@Kaihearts1]

Phil: gives his email out the public * receives creepy and disturbing emails * Phil: * surprised Pikachu face *

[@greentea4617]

Here after Dan's video. Enjoying phil content. Thanks for helping dan

[@ambrin1885]

Same ❤❤❤❤

[@sophbowron]

i’m proud for being the 666th like

[@greentea4617]

@@sophbowron ah yes 666 congratulations 😂

[@bobocelica]

@@sophbowron haha i was 777th 😂

[@whytho8856]

same! before i was uninterested in watching these videos but now after watching dans video i want more! >:0

[@etherasmr4720]

Guys, it is extremely likely this was a human trafficking lure. If anyone sends you an offer like this, PLEASE do not get into contact with them (I know--why would you anyway? But seriously, this is a trap.) If anyone tells you they've received a message like this, PLEASE spread the word. Unfortunately, people go missing from things like this all the time, by people that are smarter about their lures than "Harold" here. Stay safe.

[@TheQueerTailor]

Ether ASMR stay sexy and don’t get murdered

[@cgi_angel6001]

Exactly!!!

[@bethan2600]

Dans first attempt at contact with Phil before asking for editing tips.

[@ana12]

That's the Plot Twist we all need

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Bethan Moran That's the plot twist that I never knew I needEd. But I did

[@minemine2917]

🤣🤣

[@josie5073]

What I was thinking

[@crazyhorse90210]

lmao that's my favorite thing ever.

[@xdannyxoxo5918]

No one: Phil: I mean to be fair, they could be hot

[@seignee]

phil is bi confirmed

[@kar4244]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME PHIL?? Youve been sitting on this for all these years?!?! this content is GOLD ;D

[@oeleos6730]

Too many fetishes in a single email

[@mcswaggah3796]

how to propose: 1) buy a ring 2) say: " *I WILL BE YOUR CREATIVE PARTNER!!* "

[@gabbyholloman9398]

I mean this is essentially how Dan and phil met (minus the ring obviously) so....it works sometimes.

[@persephoenix]

I'll only get married if this is how someone proposes to me

[@vp3841]

Hey, what happened to "video editing advice"? I thought that one worked the best.:)

[@rach3092]

Gabriela Holloman I mean, if your in the phandom, yes that’s how it went lol

[@kaedecunningham702]

Wait Phil is a...... HOLOSEXUAL

[@lionturbulence]

was this a typo or a statement of fact?

[@Yasmine-yw1em]

@@lionturbulence it's not a typo it means you like Simply Nailogical

[@fungione]

I think he's a carbosexual- (his newest video)

[@loveliestlesbian6380]

Phil: "So blame Christine for what you're about to hear." Me, a theater fan: "Christiiiiiiiine"

[@gnarliquinn]

Loveliest Lesbian **hyperventalates**

[@loveliestlesbian6380]

@@gnarliquinn "CHRISTIIIIIIIIIIINE."

[@claw6995]

the phandom of the opera i'm not even sorry

[@philtrash2303]

CHRISTIIIIINE C AN I G U L A

[@7-11thuniverse]

I honestly cannot tell if this is Be More Chill or Phantom but I love it either way!!!

[@nehajeyaram7668]

TOOK EVERYTHING IN THE BAKERY how... sweet?

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

Lmao, good one!

[@gracechamberlain4403]

If he: - offers you $1000 to live with him - wants to be your creative partner - will tickle you no matter what He’s not your man. He’s Harold.

[@taneza1989]

then where can I get a Harold

[@marshall9003]

I think the censored name was Daniel

[@gracechamberlain4403]

Eibhlin Cassidy 😂 But then who was Susan?🤔

[@kittycoutourxxx2706]

He got him a sugar daddy

[@wormy33]

Grace Chamberlain i’m crying and i wish i was joking

[@alicia7251]

I can't even comprehend how the person writing these emails- I honestly don't even know anymore like, what's the meaning of life? Harold? Can you answer this?

[@robyniguess5983]

“Are we getting into some three way marriage territory here?” *oh god no....* *I CAN HEAR THS FANFICS COMING*

[@kxshii_.]

Phil watches SimplyNailogical? Does Phil like Holo? Is Phil a holosexual? questions we'll never know.

[@OldTelivisionRocks]

He is a holosexual. He tweeted about it a long time ago. I forgot he watched and was like OMG then was like. Oh. I knew this. I started watching Cristine around the time he tweeted he was holosexual.

[@sxfiaking6374]

Your profile picture is the best 😂❤️

[@melcon444]

I wondered the same thing 😂

[@kimya98]

Didn't everybody just immediately think DAN upon reading "KZbin colleague"

[@i_think]

It kinda worries me that he didn't mention Dan at this point or any other point in the video

[@nicholathomas3334]

LITERALLY SAME !!!

[@Cake-um7je]

I think this was before they knew each other probs?

[@rosiehutson4413]

I was really sad that he said PJ instead of dan

[@devashree5079]

Rosie Hutson samee i was thinking of Dan when the creative partner bit came up

[@ri-rose6965]

This is some James Veitch level of creepy email.

[@TaestyKookie]

This is creepier than any James Veitch email

[@amelia4384]

Would you want Phil to ask for hummus instead of a thousand dollars?

[@ceoofonemiss]

OMG I FEEL LIKE JAMES COULD HAVE SENT THIS-

[@itsteatime8447]

@@amelia4384 well, either that or a bunch of rubber ducks

[@Sentientmatter8]

Phil I'm so glad you didn't get human trafficked by Harold.

[@isabell6964]

Great let's add "tickle" to the list of words that have been ruined for the phandom

[@mirandam3169]

I'm gonna add a word, let's see how long the list can get in this comment section.

[@mirandam3169]

•Whisk

[@abigail-zj6sp]

@@mirandam3169 oh god oh no

[@TheKataclysm209]

@@mirandam3169 hamster

[@definitelynotathena]

@@TheKataclysm209 oh shit

[@cool_dood1453]

Harold: *tries to be Phil trash#1* Dan: tsk tsk...so much to learn

[@princessblazena]

Harold's mistake was trying to get Phil to move in with him, when he should have just moved in with Phil! 😁😉🤣🤣

[@dazaimaru5799]

Ugh, I miss Dan...

[@Charlie-qm9ej]

Plot twist: Harold is Dan

[@theBallisticMystic]

Who's Dan

[@beckbock1420]

Foole Harold IS Dan

[@captainhalo5024]

Imagine if Phil just responded now. YEARS later. And just said "k." And nothing else.

[@karinac5218]

is no one going to talk about the fact that Phil is wearing the Fight for Our Lives Endgame shirt because I will

[@deadchannel2771]

I noticed that as well

[@jade-lc1ye]

I've been staring at his shirt throughout the whole video 💀

[@riley._.5332]

I want it

[@riley._.5332]

@@jade-lc1ye same

[@mehrmalhotra5390]

Phil: has an English language degree also Phil: dOT DoT DOT?

[@Jamsalt]

To be fair ive learned the word for it so many times but still can't remember

[@softdoze_]

StrikerOfDeath0 • was the word ellipses? 😅 although to be fair I’m not sure either

[@Jamsalt]

@@softdoze_ yes according to Google.

[@izzy1157]

Ellipses 😩

[@mehrmalhotra5390]

HAHAH yeah its elipses it just made me laugh a bit

[@kateparsons9657]

No one: "HaROLd'': I can tickle you Phil: HmmM SuRe Everyone else: I- wtf

[@elidixbubble4767]

I think he misread...phil, its said "harold" not dan

[@imbiork]

Thanks for supporting and loving Danny boi. He deserves he best. You must have an amazing friendship with him.

[@edgyspoon5793]

Yeah friendship... watch dan's video again i think you missed something

[@mysterysunfurled]

@@edgyspoon5793 soulmateship, that's all that's confirmed, let's not focus on that cuz it's NOT IMPORTANT

[@roroo]

@@mysterysunfurled say it louder for the people in the back

[@gennysaihara9712]

@@edgyspoon5793 y o u m u s t h a v e n o t w a t c h t h e v i d e o.

[@sillywetmeow]

@@edgyspoon5793 dont make it weird again, lets just be supportive

[@Orangewood76]

So glad Phil never took Harold up on this. It would have destroyed me to see Dan having to make a video telling us how Phil was finally found- in Harold's freezer.

[@destinydynamites]

jesus christ 💀 LMFAO

[@probablynotliz798]

6:20 Harold and Susan want to relocate you to the place where they have their “tickling tools”

[@allieobsidian]

and I oop-

[@nothankyou1088]

I’m convinced Susan is the only female name Phil knows 😂

[@Lauren-ql2gq]

No no, there's Carol as well 😂

[@literalee7142]

and susan but pronounced "sues-ann"

[@philtrash276]

Linda

[@susannott791]

*sigh* I feel so lucky

[@MzMidnightShadow]

Whoever came here from Dan’s video to say “aww supportive boyfriends!!

[@lauren3010]

Sheshanigans Oof. Your comment is bringing attention to that, not others.

[@Cowgirlbebop219]

I didn't watch the whole thing what is Phil and Dan's situation

[@MzMidnightShadow]

nagnolia Teapot in Dan’s latest video he confirmed that him and Phil were more than friends at one point but left it vague as to whether or not they were still “together” in a romantic way. I’m annoyed that some of the phans seem to care more about that than the rest of the video though, which was incredibly moving.

[@Cowgirlbebop219]

@@MzMidnightShadow oh ok yeah I see Dan just wants people out of his business but no one seems to care

[@bingobongo7335]

I just scrolled ALLLLLLLL the way to comments made before Dan's video. And there's NOT A SINGLE ONE that calls them "boyfriends". Which leads me to think you just made this comment to seem "woke" and pretend like you have a moral high ground over shippers.

[@faith9196]

You’ll probably never see this but I’m so proud of you and thank you so much for being there for dan through everything aaah

[@millieplatt04]

... is dan is california with harold and susan? is that where he is? dID THEY FINALLY FIND SOMEONE TO TICKLE?!

[@josie5073]

@Howell About No I WOULD READ THAT

[@ninja_ari]

@Howell About No WHY

[@sydneynoelle1650]

@Howell About No would totally read that

[@deliriumzer0]

I mean let's face it he'd probably be into it

[@melonramune9973]

For real, where the heck is Dan? It's kind of freaking me out, I really hope nothing bad happened 😓😓

[@itselliiie362]

Took the biscuit... Took the cake .... THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM THE BAKERY!! CALL 999!!!!

[@nik6831]

Me: oh Phil you’re overreacting, this email isn’t bad. Me after watching the rest of the video: Oh holy jesus Phil I’m so glad you’re okay Harold sounds Real Sketchy

[@bleachboiis913]

You’re such an incredible human, this world is so much better with you in it

[@riyaeswara6853]

Nobody: Literally Nobody : Absolutely no soul on this planet: Harold: would you like to be my CREATIVE PARTNER

[@sssophie9292]

YOU

[@yarethcirilo]

Harold was the true original creator of the viewers choose my outfits trend

[@fshzi]

Yareth HOW DO YOU GET THAT CUTE CACTUS NEXT TO YOUR NAME?

[@ana12]

Plot twist: He picked one of the outfits in Phil's video

[@katefitzgerald7539]

fatima zara you sign up for this thing phil has. I forgot the name sorry but i think it’s a patreon. it’s 5.99 a month :)

[@beayanitochi3390]

@@fshzi become a member it's right next to the sub button

[@alexandrarose2895]

PHIL WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE U SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR DAN

[@e.vanl.]

This masterpiece was uploaded four years ago but it still manages to make me cackle like a witch every time I watch it. Timeless and iconic

[@champabay889]

It’s probably from a cereal company. HAROLD. “I wonder if they ever found someone to tickle.” Is that good or bad Phil....?

[@ellawalsh3203]

I love that phil watches simply nailogical

[@helenarezo2492]

I need them to collab

[@BelleFlower15]

She met them at a Vidcon and I was fangirling so hard

[@megmorgan21421]

Same

[@aryswheel9327]

mans got taste !!

[@aruthstrom4112]

If they collab I will literally die because I love them so much

[@yilingbaby]

"this happened in 2008 so maybe the other person has other interests, instead of me *nervous sweat*" dan: really?

[@MadDisaster]

Just wanted to pop by and say that you're pretty fucking amazing for being the light that Dan needed (no puns intended). You're a good egg. You both are. ❤️ Thanks for all that you do. x edit: I'm so happy that you guys found each other. It's actually ridiculous how cohesive you guys are!!

[@Inkynator]

"You're a good egg." Made my day!! Thank you lol!

[@ioannad1857]

this is so weet *sweet

[@QC0NTINUUM]

• ioanna d • WEET OFNFKJDNFNF

[@ioannad1857]

Andrew Animates I CANNOT TYPE TO SAVE MY LIFE

[@hollysophieboi]

That email was a freaking rollercoaster omfg, how damn creepy must that have been when you were younger 🙃😅😳

[@ShortneysLife]

if harold can send that email, i can ask my crush out

[@Grace-os3jl]

I admire your courage

[@sheedokdeedok]

do it via email too!

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

How did it go?

[@HeyItsKae42]

i read that as cousin not crush, sometimes dyslexia is a curse

[@longstoryshortisurvived]

Kae Moats oh-

[@jeonghanyoon1723]

9:00 John Mulaney possessed you for a sec there uh

[@bridieaeg]

OH MY GOD YOU WATCH SIMPLYNAILOGICAL!!!!@!!@ YOU'RE EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN I THOUGHT

[@tamaratravani]

I recently watched the Netflix documentary about the dark side of the tickling world and you better believe Harold is neck deep in that stuff

[@naomitiefenbrunn2857]

This made me laugh out loud at 1:30am

[@catmeres3719]

😮 what is it called

[@chuuyakisser756]

wtf does ur netflix recommend look like

[@aiza-]

I genuinely can't tell whether this is real or not

[@trashforsomanythings6105]

I’m curious but also hesitant

[@clemmeow2529]

phil: **mentions anything about a friend** me: DAN??? phil: pj

[@lisahochwald3485]

To be fair, they hadn't even met yet in 2008

[@cloudsrpretty4678]

dan probably wrote the email

[@lisahochwald3485]

Spoiler alert: Dan's new video is going to be his confession, he was trying to tickle Phil all along

[@cloudsrpretty4678]

Lisa Hochwald he probably tickles him in his sleep and takes videos of it for his “website”

[@emzerevell]

might've just not wanted to friend zone dan... ;-)

[@niamhp9328]

Why did Phil get an email titled "A poem about your eyelashes"???

[@lautaroroldanpizzorno7494]

Have you seen his eyelashes? Duh

[@sabahmerchant1866]

Pretty sure Harold is now on the crew of Riverdale. I mean..."tickle videos to generate revenue" might not be a coincidence...

[@meganlaynecrafts]

I think you avoided living in Onision's basement.

[@tamoyed]

LMAOOOO

[@lessluckies]

I may of cried at that comment omg

[@bees2313]

I'M CRYING

[@lizadavis4345]

Shit, man

[@MoistCrumpet]

Megan Layne 😂😂😂

[@ethangrayse]

PHIL WATCHES SIMPLY NAILOGICAL I REPEAT, PHIL WATCHES SIMPLYNAILOGICAL

[@kyelanham7612]

THIS IS THE BIGGEST REVEAL OF THE CENTURY

[@allyjellys]

I SCREAMED WE STAN OMG

[@EM-dl2is]

I got so excited when he said that also just by seeing the notification I immediately thought of cristine with no h and then he mentioned her

[@16astreet90]

I love it when two of my fave you tubers mention each other in videos also I STANNNN

[@georgiastratton3278]

AAAAAAHHHH

[@maggiebyrne6332]

This video made me physically shudder

[@katie8574]

thank you for helping dan xx

[@misskissyfur]

Excuse me but you did yoga laughter AND innuendo bingo 🤷‍♀️

[@izzy1221]

Can’t wait until Phil uploads a ‘HAROLD REPLIES’ video sometime tomorrow. *Weird doesn’t go away with time Phil*

[@lizadavis4345]

Or he just never uploads a video again as he has been taken by Harold and his crazy ass partner

[@stellacarroll-murphy7045]

_harrold 2_

[@ChaosMorning]

It's true. Just look at their fanbase. We're still here. Harold could be too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@oracleofdewphi]

Yep. Weird doesn’t go away with time. One guy who liked me in college asked me out and I said no, but he continued to message me on Facebook after his graduation for over 8 years even though I never replied. Around year 8 or 9, he offered to hire me twice even though we weren’t in the same field, I had no experience in his field, and he lived in a different state. I’m assuming he would be my boss. I was so creeped out that I blocked him.

[@honeycomb937]

@oracleofdewphi oh dear god

[@person1232]

OMG! SO THIS IS WHERE RIVERDALE WRITERS GOT THEIR TICKLING WEBSITE PLOT FROM!

[@niamh2015]

YES

[@SeniDoll]

There's a documentary called "Tickled", this e-mail reminded me of that. So creepy.

[@wildonion3479]

Phil’s gotta name every living and non living thing Susan doesn’t he...

[@lookingforalaska2370]

Yep. That's our Phil

[@lilactheruevet2424]

miranda hey he named Harold harold

[@serendipitygate9223]

I’m worried that some small youtuber accepted their offer and hasn’t been heard from ever since

[@serendipitygate9223]

earlgreyhours well guess what darling.......you just did

[@serendipitygate9223]

earlgreyhours I was caressed by shaggy as an infant and it never wears off

[@serendipitygate9223]

earlgreyhours perhaps I was not born a mortal, perhaps he decided to be nice. No matter the reason, you have now interacted with me. You shall awaiten an unfolding of matters you would’ve never foreseen.

[@ShourtyTheN00b]

Same.

[@ShourtyTheN00b]

Maybe I should have the replies before I made my reply. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aylonit]

phil you should watch the documentary “Tickled” bc im genuinely wilding like i swear to G-d this is the same guy . or just another weird tickle fetishist in the US i guess but .. holy shit omghfh

[@hayleigh7354]

the tickle thing gives me riverdale season 4 terry vibes i really hope nobody else knows what i’m talking about

[@glitch84-]

I wasn't planning to watch riverdale before, and now I REALLY REALLY don't want to. Thank you for this comment

[@hayleigh7354]

Meledorate84 yeah, definitely don’t

[@molly-kn7jj]

no one: absolutely nobody: no one in the whole world: phil: SUSAN

[@PercabethLovernot]

True

[@mariyastoyanova31]

ur not funny

[@molly-kn7jj]

Mariya Stoyanova thanks

[@sandras7977]

phil i’m pretty sure he just wanted to be your sugar daddy

[@alexissurber2329]

This made me laugh harder than it should!

[@nvmindem]

Obviously, but a really creepy sugar daddy

[@macysboringchannel]

phil’s too much of a sugar daddy to be able to handle harold anyway

[@deadchannel2771]

True 😂😂

[@zoeraine8199]

Spoiler alert : I’m not straight

[@ianmrid]

Every time I stumble across this video, I end up wondering if the original email was sent by the guy who was subject of the 2016 documentary 'Tickled'.

[@creativewriter1000]

I MISS LION Where has he gone

[@alexcaunhye1049]

This video was the best. Yours faithfully, *Harold*

[@eval4495]

Freya Caunhye lmao 😂

[@MoonchildDontCry]

OMG. Harold!

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

DUN DUN DUN

[@zanie496]

@@madelinegreenwood4810 JOSH DUN

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

❤Wolfie_edits🖤 Yas

[@coxucker484]

No one: Not a soul: Phil: “giving me an ego rub, and he might wanna give me some other... rubs”

[@Unknowndino03]

_P H I L N O_

[@rach3092]

Jason Cotton Dan: “BITCH THATS MY JOB! Reeeeeeee!!”

[@paypalroyale1995]

@@rach3092 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@coffeeaddict9605]

Yeah that was totally a fetish thing. And holyshit that box was extra creepy.

[@loo194]

Harold is actually secretly Dan

[@whatsajas]

I love how Phil's defult lady name is Susan lol

[@faith2686]

😨 insert inception meme/vine

[@snoko2]

Just imagine how different your life could have been. No Dan and Phil on tour, it would be Phil, Harold and Susan going on tickle tour. You would meditate while the audience is locked in a box trying to escape and Susan would force feed them with Harolds food.

[@alexandriarosenberg3154]

When he used the nickname "Hazza " I had sudden flashbacks to fetus Larry

[@emmagreen7473]

Have you seen the documentary Tickled by David Farrier? It seems to be very similar to this, there is a whole tickle community!