Don Pauly - SNL

[@markyouneva7840]

Mafia with an HR department and onsite childcare.

[@kionnakelly2918]

😂

[@jeckjeck3119]

It's a must.

[@clownafra3236]

Bigg Jah has a skits on youtube called The Corporate Traphouse. Check those out. He also does a character, Tiberius: The Hood Hitman. Those are good. Be careful though. It's a rabbit hole. Next thing you know, you're watching one of his many friends content as well, and hours have gone by.

[@jemiebridges3197]

It's always had those. Child care was called women. And HR was family.

[@havingaparty21]

And unionized laborers.

[@talkingaboutthenewsinasati6705]

You can tell Burr had a huge role in writing this sketch.

[@extantpoet9331]

PC is only free market. Use it, manipulate, or shut the f up. It doesn't care about your hurt feelings.

[@facebones]

@@extantpoet9331 Um, okay?? No disrespect, Don Pauly...

[@RockSleeper]

ripped from cum town kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKe5mXZ5jLWal6s

[@jakebestname9000]

If true, Re Burr had huge part in this.....Burr is now Carlin Pryor level. Whoever wrote this, especially that person who conceived of the concept of it is the future. People are sick of the pretenses of political correctness, and ignorance. SNL used to lead the way. Maybe this turns a new leaf. Craig’s News.

[@NikkiTrudelle]

You read my mind

[@noaboa5670]

I love how every Bill Burr sketch is him not even acting.

[@pintoftitanium7493]

Truth. That's how he would be in real life lol

[@siriusleigh24]

Totally. At the start he was trying to do a character, but thought frig this

[@drzecelectric4302]

The Sam Adams thing just kills me

[@yansa1966]

yeah, i love bill burr but he'd really have trouble i think playing any role other than himself. Wonderful comedian, probably wouldn't be great at sketch comedy for more than a few sketches.

[@Jazzygirl5]

Maybe why I'll watch anything he does

[@fatabbott8138]

If Bill ever hosts again, there definitely needs to be another installment of Don Pauly. This was hilarious!

[@pickyvickys5774]

💯💯💯

[@redacted9990]

Maybe they will listen to more CT and steal another bit

[@Marshallarthurr]

@@redacted9990 CT?

[@alexgosling5550]

Hear hear!

[@lockandloadlikehell]

"hilarious" SNL is the milque toast of comedy for many years now Imagine if Patrice could comment on its banality and safety now

[@brookeb452]

Love that Burr isn’t just staring at the cue card reading his lines. You know damn well he was up all night practicing his lines

[@chemical93girl]

It’s even more impressive when you realise they change dialogue up to the very last second. SNL got a docu on the cue writers

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

Burr killed that shit

[@earlthomas6295]

That's usually how ole Billy Red Face talks...he wasn't reading cue cards.

[@mrlepercon]

Bullshit, he's staring right at them, everyone is

[@Dogen70]

And I appreciate that he did

[@livetime2779]

The Wokefather.

[@jacktorrance2336]

Get woke go broke

[@ZapDash]

@@jacktorrance2336 No wonder the Diablos took over!

[@fordtoy2000]

LOL

[@steeltown825]

I love that fact Burr is showing how dumb virtual signaling is. WOKE/BROKE

[@FY-uu9hl]

This is just a CumTown bit

[@TheProphegy]

1:51 “No... Kutcher was Punk’d.” Lol, I don’t know why but that camera shot and deadpan facial expression killed me.

[@alamedadanceparty]

Me too!!!!

[@AztecViking84]

😂me too

[@P__114]

Funniest line in the skit. Great delivery!

[@bodbn]

Wow doesn't take much to make this boomer laugh. ☝️☝️

[@rashb3994]

'Cause the whole moment was just so awesomely awkward it made it 10 time more hilarious.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

You know how scary Don Pauly must have been back in his heyday when he's an Irishman at the head of his own Sicillian mafia family

[@Baronnax]

Jimmy Conway would've been proud.

[@Alastair_]

Ironic that none of them are Irish of Sicilian.

[@LarsLiveLaughLove]

Intimidating presence

[@henrlima87]

Hahshahah 😂 nailed it

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

You gotta fear the Tokens

[@uniquelyunique1]

"Wait a minute.. who's the black chick?" I fucking lost it. 😂

[@burpostockings]

Lmao I love how she just randomly appears 😂

[@uniquelyunique1]

@foodie No.. you're not worth explaining anything to. 😅🤣😂

[@SergioRedz]

@@burpostockings *they just appeared

[@Fakename70]

@@burpostockings She's a "sidler"

[@sanderkonto297]

"wait a minute .... who´s that mulignan" would have been right.. but they had do done it back :(

[@mzparisbabi]

"He's a freakin murderer" "Hey! they're a freakin murderer"😭😭😭

[@kingofwishfulthinking2490]

The Wokefather: Gives them a gender they can’t assume

[@nfarrington16]

Brilliant!

[@KingoftheJuice18]

If he's the *Wokefather* then shouldn't it be, "Makes them an offer they can totally refuse, if they aren't completely comfortable with it"?

[@chillingguy8386]

LOL 😂

[@Koujujutsu]

😂😭🤣😂😭😂🤣😭😂😭🤣

[@oRuTRa45]

@@KingoftheJuice18 It's all about consent.

[@bodaciousskies]

Bill just yelling WHAT I SAY?? over everyone's groans makes this too funny 😭😂😂😂

[@mrbleak9873]

This is what SNL should go back to. Actual satire. This was fantastic.

[@elon_bust]

This is plagiarized from a cumtown bit

[@smokemyjohnson6755]

@@elon_bust I doubt bill listens to cumtown

[@topsecret5110]

@@elon_bust Yeah, it's most likely not ripped off of some small KZbin channel though, right?

[@jonathonr4397]

@@topsecret5110 you too

[@fletcherdf444]

I mean technically this is SNL...so it has, in fact, gone back to this.

[@iron_recluse]

Lol how ‘the women of color Gladys’ just pops up out of nowhere.

[@AnonymousRandomGuy006]

I thought I was losing my mind. I was about to rewind before I read your comment 😂.

[@robertm5110]

I did rewind to see if I missed her sitting between the two on the left.

[@shooshoodemoo2610]

Pauly trying to explain himself then realizing "wtf?" lol

[@DMG099]

Does n e one know who played her??

[@crabman732]

And it’s NEVER ADDRESSED 🤣🤣

[@NoName-lw1oy]

The crowd sucks because they know this applies to them

[@canaisyoung3601]

Agreed. Having Bill Burr host was either the best or worst thing SNL has ever done (best for normal people; worst for the "woke" crowd. There might be some nuance, but I don't have time to nitpick).

[@mattsmitchger259]

I can't believe the cast was cool with it. They're just as woke and blue no matter who as their audience.

[@sublime3784]

@@canaisyoung3601 what? The thing conservatives fail to understand about the left is that no one cares if comedians aren’t politically correct as long as it’s funny. If a joke hinges on it being offensive as opposed to funny, people take issue.

[@allgoldproductions]

@@sublime3784 Yeah, bullshit. How many comedians have had to apologize to conservatives? "No one cares if comedians aren't politically correct?" You been in prison with Don Pauly the last 20 years?

[@ar4203]

@@sublime3784 lol lol lol. Why dont you look at what happened last week when they all tried to cancel bill burr for his political correctness jokes last week (WHICH BTW literally were in support of all the things he was joking about, the problem is people dont understand comedy anymore and literally tried to cxl him for jokes that agreed with the fact of women's and black and lgbt and etc issues...). But to mention that just about every other comedian whose tried ri touch on the subject also gets call to get cancelled

[@ayokay123]

SNL really needs to bring Burr back more often. He resuscitates the show.

[@boedillard4541]

"VOOM"?!? Mate, SNL wouldn't "resuscitate" if you put four million volts through it! 'IT's bleedin' demised!

[@tps64]

​@boedillard4541 can't restart a heart thats flatlining.

[@rolandocedillo5685]

​@@boedillard4541thanks for watching 😂

[@blipmachine]

Aye! "THEY'RE" a freaking murderer! 😂

[@alamedadanceparty]

That was freaking hilarious!

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

I didn't get it until just now reading your comment. That's hilarious. Lol.

[@dillion308]

johnny non-binary representation!!

[@eriposs3638]

@Ozzy the Bun It's not really something to joke about... you must be new to comedy. Hey, just because you get offended by it, doesn't mean it's no material for jokes - of course it is.

[@blipmachine]

@Ozzy the Bun Aye! Did you just assume to call the joke material "it"?

[@dwightschuette8960]

Burr isnt acting. He is being himself.

[@nitrox28]

Which is awesome

[@bingram2011]

I know it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and its great!

[@NomoSapienss]

Didn't realize he's a mafia boss

[@zumytubes]

great

[@KingJulienMoto]

He probably wrote the skit lol🤣

[@JakeRanney]

This sounds like the Woke Italian Mobsters bit from Cumtown

[@acunacorporations]

Exactly what I thought

[@CadenceCube]

I was raising my eyebrows until the bit where the mobster was a they/them. then it was beyond all doubt

[@CadenceCube]

also the part about making a WOC a capo lol

[@CadenceCube]

@@NeilNewsNetwork caring that much about people using the term WOC is just as retarded as insisting people use it; also the cum town bit uses that term specifically to poke fun at how "woke" people talk

[@gravityawsome]

It is.

[@jameslucena1020]

Everyone was there, Tony Simpanerro, Mikey Theythemmenacci

[@robbyg229]

"Jamie Kennedy! Da king of da pranks!" I cried when he said that, he couldn't have hit the nail on the head better for what someone who had been in jail for 20 years would say.

[@lukie2txmes775]

You've been X'd

[@jmsmith1767]

“No, Kutcher was Punk’d”

[@Da_one_tl]

I once knew a New York mobster who did 20 years in the can…

[@robbyg229]

@@Da_one_tl Did he wanna eat manicotti but compromised and had grilled cheese off da radiator.

[@winslowwidd79]

I haven't thought about the Jamie Kennedy Experience since the early 2000s. What a surreal time to be alive. A lot like it is today, the majority of people didn't have internet, so things could still build up word of mouth telephone style and no way of broadcasting their thoughts so you just had to guess what people were thinking. But then you had some people who were connected and could tell you about things before anybody else knew. It was like the United States had an acid phase where reality and superficiality of show business melded together and infected every corner of our lives.

[@MrHatebeingbored101]

The Godfather 4: I'll give you a participation award you can't refuse.

[@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat]

🤣🤣🤣

[@esotericone9101]

That was great!

[@zkmarkov2984]

Comment of the year over here 🤣🤣🤣

[@lovyng]

😹😂

[@Yessentuki4]

Literaly made me laugh out loud

[@mickjen]

"We got slammed on Twitter for our lack of diversity". 😂😂😂😂

[@tonyrichard6285]

"Sensitive? He's a freaking MURDERER!!" LOL

[@wyntrefrostfoot2630]

@@tonyrichard6285 Hey, hey, hey, THEY're a freakin' murderer!"

[@keelodagreat4676]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marthasimmons8026]

The crowd sucks because they know this applies to them

[@JacobNorwood1]

This was a good episode of SNL. They did a good job of working with Bill’s comedy.

[@I_O246]

Jesus Pete Davidson looks 5 years younger. He really cleaned himself up.

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

True. Added some meat on his cheeks as well. He looks good.

[@Lucy-wc5vf]

Actually though, skin looks good✨👏👏👏

[@Handle35667]

I thought he died?

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

@@Handle35667 Did you kill him? lmao

[@homer3189]

He has a disease

[@jgk381]

Bill Burr would be good in a Scorsese movie. He's got the right mix of anger and humor.

[@kenneymorales6734]

Start a petition to make it happen he could definitely be in the irish mob for sure..

[@bodbn]

Yes let's let scorcese make another boring 4 hour movies about the Irish mob just in case the whole mob genre of movies hasn't been fully fleshed out.

[@blazaybla22]

I mean he was a gangster in Breaking Bad and also in GTA 4 iirc so it's not unfamiliar territory

[@jgk381]

@@blazaybla22 yeah he was good in Breaking Bad. It doesn't have to be a gangster movie though. He'd fit in a movie like Wolf of Wallstreet or King of Comedy, too.

[@armstrongjosh]

Yep. He'd also be good at rapid-fire dialogue in an Aaron Sorkin movie.

[@GOD999MODE]

This is the most Bill Burr SNL ever. It's great.

[@jhendersonic]

He and Phil Leotardo would have fun together talking about their 20 years.

[@omgblastbeatslol]

Phil did 20 years? I don't seem to recall that...

[@kessler003]

"Sensitive? He's a freaking MURDERER!!" LOL

[@marquis911]

THEY'RE. A friggin' murder.

[@MC414]

I'm a rabid fan and will defend Burr all the way. He rips up everybody 😂😂😂😂😂

[@uxnosidda]

This is the perfect encapsulation of Bill Burr's comedic material - confused by the fast changing social norms yet self aware. He clearly wrote most of the sketch

[@kalsouza1720]

That's why it's so deeply stale and unfunny too

[@IllyserilMoonfrost]

Disagree. And guess we know where you stand, as well.

[@customerguy8581]

@@kalsouza1720 wack

[@busterbros]

It reminded me a lot of the woke mafia bit that Anthony Cumia did

[@THApeanutMagician]

this is just a bit from cumtown kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKe5mXZ5jLWal6s

[@theillestKP]

This should be a comedy movie... a Old mafia boss comes out the joint after doing a stint for 22 years. Who comes home unable to understand and adapt to today's rules and normals directed by Martin Scorsese

[@facelessandnameless]

I’d definitely watch that!

[@lahleslie5251]

That's why I like The Last OG, with Tracy Morgan.

[@NarlyNardo]

Carlito's Way is a similar plot

[@47CryXMA]

Mafia 101 - the Covid Times!

[@Chentzilla]

There was a movie like that called Tough Guys, except it was about a 50s gangster in the 80s world.

[@arthurdurham]

Love how Bill goes from New York Italian Mob boss to Irish Boston dude when he gets upset.

[@tdxwooohooo]

I came here for this comment

[@gideonpardo9473]

Pete Davidson’s attempt at an Italian accent is sending me

[@earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112]

Sending me?

[@son_your_adopted940]

@@earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112 internet slang

[@earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112]

@jck cool. Thank you!

[@newflesh666]

You kids with your "sending" and your "stans". Back in my day we just had one slang "that shits fucked up" AND WE WERE THANKFUL FOR IT!

[@SCU3A_S7EVE]

jck - Not to be confused with “full send.”

[@Epicsavant2]

This skit was gold. No one laughed lol

[@fightingblindly]

A lot of studio audiences suck nowadays

[@Nibmeister]

I see the audience getting a lot of hate, but keeping in mind that this was done during the pandemic I thought the audience showed up pretty well given the drastically reduced size.

[@brucehoffman2811]

Cum town

[@surplusrevenge2013]

it’s a stolen sketch the original idea is much better. Although it was gutsy to do something like this

[@vaahtobileet]

it wasn't funny

[@colinchaponis7600]

Antonio deydemanado, Michael Canceliano, and Johnny Simpanro might have a problem with this sketch.

[@zillakilla2938]

This sketch is straight stolen

[@chump6901]

@@zillakilla2938 so was the ratatouille but with sex bit

[@videogamenostalgia]

Don't forget Anthony Loneliano

[@lukie2txmes775]

If their last name ends with a vowel, they might have offended them, just a bit, just a little bit. On this day, the day of my beautiful daughters wedding.

[@thomaspeterson9505]

Semen City

[@D4nielP]

nick Mullen doing this first brought me here

[@frankiegrove9988]

Louder for the cis in the back

[@Phoreverman]

"Whoa! 'THEY'RE'......a friggin' murderer" got me

[@thetylife]

I didn't get that part. All queers are murderers? Can you explain please?

[@Marvelite]

I lost it at "THEY'RE a frigging murderer"

[@mafakka2]

@Clay Moore your brain

[@katherinesaltzman5332]

Were friggin socially aware over here!!!

[@CamberGreber]

Underated comment

[@bodbn]

Were friggin socially retarded over heres

[@uscbeckham]

"Thank you one person." Such a subtle, but familiar, line. Bill Burr definitely had a hand in writing this.

[@donaldmcronald9812]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKe5mXZ5jLWal6s no they just stole it

[@Big_Dip1]

you can thank Nick Mullen for this concept

[@captaincrunch8333]

He didn't invent the mafia or making fun of the way things change. Give it damn break youse Mullen heads.

[@zeikhimself]

They straight-up stole this from Cum Town, who did it better.

[@chaosapiant]

It's weird...it's almost like some SNL skits are a form of parody..

[@asherortiz9329]

Cumtowns was way better I couldn't believe it when I first seen this

[@Ken.-]

Like the new normal?

[@samsonslmpson1986]

Tommy "they/them" Anado

[@AlexKomnenos]

But nobody can beat Bill Burr’s delivery

[@JelaniGNatural]

"No... Kutcher was 'Punk'd." Why is that line the funniest thing about this whole sketch? He says that with so much contempt, like 'how could you confuse those two??'"

[@MICHAEL-uz6zt]

The Pointless Stare straight into the camera Then the silence after lol

[@abewilcox4560]

Wasn't really all that funny

[@MICHAEL-uz6zt]

@@abewilcox4560 Booooooo

[@JAMman]

@@abewilcox4560 trueeee. This sketch was great, though

[@abewilcox4560]

@@JAMman it was. Actually something funny from SNL

[@lunarskuwit9789]

"Hey, THEY'RE a frigging Murderer"😂🤣 gets me every time.

[@agentham]

My best friend Nick should do a bit about this. Adam would just take credit though.

[@rayquanator]

My friend nick would totally make a really funny joke about them being gay

[@jordanknight5777]

Bug

[@Skydrag.V60]

Adam stole the entire bit and submitted it to SNL

[@shaolin2129]

So what's on SNL next week, Mexican friends or gay back to the future?

[@Skydrag.V60]

@@shaolin2129 An eccentric homeless con artist who smokes crack out front of the Rothschilds’ townhouse.

[@stevenmilliman412]

The Sopranos 2020. “Ton, when you say ‘he’s a good Jew’, it gives a certain implication.” Tony Soprano: “Is that right?”

[@IAm-qf2xb]

Marrano-Converso.

[@OneYulaw]

I love how the black girl just randomly appears there as if she was there during the entire conversation..lol

[@Themachomanic]

EY YOOOOOO THE WOMAN OF COLOR OVA HERE

[@AlexH8280]

I think it was supposed to get more laughs than it did. If it were in the 90's after Ross Perot's famous "You people" comment, it would have had everyone on the floor.

[@mattdad8429]

​@@Themachomanic OHhhh!

[@lisalafreniere4694]

Bill Burr is a comedic genius. Love him.

[@paulgreengod]

No he isn't

[@keystone6162]

@@paulgreengod who is then? Give me your honest opinion.

[@paulgreengod]

@@keystone6162 Nick Mullen, Sam Hyde, Norm Macdonald.

[@keystone6162]

@@paulgreengod for real bro? Seriously? To each his own I guess. You rate Sam more than Bill? Maybe you just hate Bill?

[@paulgreengod]

@@keystone6162 I'm not saying he isn't good. I just don't consider him a genius. I think of geniuses as people who are not only good at what they do but they they seem to tap into something special. Stand up is hard no doubt. But I think the real genius comics are their funniest in conversation/improv. I'd like to add Patrice to that shortlist as well.

[@papapaopao]

Burr: What’s the matter with you people??? A black person that appears out of nowhere: What do you mean “you people” I freaking lost it man 😂😂

[@Trynatostayalive1234]

So good !

[@adlibswithalexdelesky7158]

fr i thought i was going crazy when the audience didnt laugh lmao

[@arielshummer3822]

Have you seen this comedy version of the 2020 Presidential Debates?! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZOUgXiroNBmac0

[@tehutibrim594]

I started laughing when I read this a whole minute before that part even kame in

[@bchristopher7584]

punkie!!!!

[@spcrt33]

SNL skits haven't made me laugh in a while. This is gold.

[@donnybarns]

Mexican writers are funny

[@csimatthew1]

Show is garbage

[@Nate-bu1ng]

@@csimatthew1 yet you're posting on their youtube channel LOL.

[@lolom8772]

G Hernandez dude no need to bring politics into the conversation, seriously I hate that guy too but it’s just unnecessary

[@csimatthew1]

@G Hernandez Trump 2020

[@b-meaker99]

Omg, this is the sketch that has been needed to happen for like "the last 20 years"

[@leilamangelsdorf1285]

More like 46

[@bodbn]

A grown man using the term OMG on the internet to describe a mediocre bit. This pretty much summarizes the internet and increasingly our shitty culture.

[@bodbn]

@MrGriff305 check it out some clown using the word snowflake on the internet. Good stuff buddy.

[@bodbn]

@MrGriff305 can you idiots not resort to using cliche internet jargon for once in your life.

[@bruble14]

@MrGriff305 you're just cringy

[@NotBen101]

I'll tell my kids that this was the Many Saints of Newark.

[@neghiethervil5606]

The fact that I got the Jamie Kennedy joke makes me feel older than anything has in a long time.

[@brucechamberlin2545]

Right!

[@derrickbird9676]

Sadly, yes

[@bankaizangetsu6465]

What was the name of that show i remember it being good lol

[@zetta8277]

@@bankaizangetsu6465 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and the fact that I know that off the top of my head hurts me.

[@sandpuppy6128]

Here I was thinking Jamie Kennedy was probably a guy before Allen Funt's time.

[@samiakmal4992]

plot twist: there is no sketch, they just recorded bill normally

[@cupcakes7015]

Right 10/15/2020

[@anthonymilc9721]

No they just stole a cumtown bit

[@CrunchyNorbert]

dealing drugs, carrying out hits, ALL WHILE NOT BEING RACIST

[@arielshummer3822]

Have you seen this comedy version of the 2020 Presidential Debates?! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZOUgXiroNBmac0 😂

[@marcoroman3242]

Them freaking Mexicans!!! Hahahah 😂 I'm Mexican this is hilarious Bill Burr is the best..cheers from Mexico

[@somerset8088]

Gladys: Besides, I’m more capable and dangerous than any cis-black-white-male-gangster here. lol

[@ZapDash]

Probably meant to say cis-het-white-male-gangster.

[@omatseyeugen5697]

Underrated! Lol

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

And she forgot to censor wh*te.

[@TechAuditTV]

Notice how Bill doesn't even look at the cards to read, he's just being him 😂

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

I swear he must've had wrote this shit lol he's just rolling with it 😂😂😂

[@johnroscoe2406]

Look I love Bill as much as the next person, but he was quite clearly looking right at the cards more than once. And that's OK.

[@DarkSpade87]

I noticed that too! He's got his lines down completely, doesn't even need the cards.

[@mizzury54]

@@DarkSpade87 But HE DID look at the cards.

[@calisongbird]

He absolutely DID look at the cards - and there’s nothing wrong with that. You do know that SNL scripts are constantly altered all the way up to the last minute? That’s why they need the cue cards.

[@asherortiz9329]

This is A Cumtown Bit just a cleaned up version Look up "Woke italian Mobsters" its way funnier than this

[@spinningchurro]

Here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpzZg4Kah7Oihac

[@marthasimmons8026]

The crowd sucks because they know this applies to them

[@dark3rthanshadows]

"My Pop's created non racism, he was the first non racist"

[@ausinasmith96]

Definitely ripped straight from it

[@thomasbrown938]

Yeah, but its better here solely because the words "cum town" aren't included here.

[@TitoHerreraB]

No acting is needed here, just Bill being Bill. LOVE IT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wickedcrypto6004]

Bill Burr is a genius. As a Latin kid who grew up in old school NJ with a bunch of Italians I can appreciate Bill as a comedian. The world is a little sensitive but we need to stop taking every little thing seriously and learn when to smile. Salud!!!

[@romario5080]

Shame it's a stolen skit from Nick Mullen and the cumtown bois

[@AerYdmyg]

@@romario5080 shame that *Literally Only You Know That.* Is it fun being all alone?

[@tommy_noble]

@@romario5080 everything has been done, it's just who does it better at this point.

[@calex901]

@@AerYdmyg ^if bill burr wrote comments

[@FPSBuzz]

@@AerYdmyg doesn't make it okay lol

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

I love how Pete’s “in a pandemic” was more yittesh than anything

[@Ubercentraltf2]

*Yiddish

[@scrimshaw7470]

Yewish

[@JohnSmith-kd6ip]

This one was actually funny. I wouldn't mind seeing a whole movie of that.

[@robertduluth8994]

I think you'll enjoy this, kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKe5mXZ5jLWal6s

[@kodyscot9360]

i like your comment but not the lakers. clippers baby.

[@vinnymac7565]

"No, Kutcher was punked." Great delivery.

[@calisongbird]

*Punk’d* That was the name of Kutcher’s show

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@calisongbirdyep, that's the joke

[@TheProphegy]

Jamie Kennedy. Lol. Goddamn B Rad, Malibu’s Most Wanted.

[@Kewl_Kev]

I'm tired of seeing your comments eddie

[@dastardlybastardthe2nd]

@reggie wolfpac Well, there gamecube and dreamcast. Which one you got?

[@AbcAbc-sp1od]

"Don't be hatin!"

[@29AndreG]

Randy from Scream

[@rosej5029]

That was a great show. I miss it.

[@DanielRomero]

4:35 Kyle is just showing off now 😂

[@ipsilonia]

his scream right there was the best part of the sketch

[@therealmegabros]

😂

[@KirbSyde-vf4cf]

OOOoooh!!! Oh! OHHH! ooOHH!! OoOOHhH!!!.....ey', Enough wit De'ohhhs huh!!!????

[@joephelps5333]

Lmfao

[@Wolky324]

He's a terrible actor

[@supernintendo24]

“Tony Simpnero” -_-

[@Officejam-co2rn]

we expect a sequel this Saturday,

[@GarryM180]

You stole this from Cum Town's "woke Italian mobster" bit

[@joespore9500]

The irony of it is right when I watched that bit this got recommend to me lmao

[@RL-ck8zk]

Was looking for this.

[@myman9566]

@A Writer you realize bill burr probably wasn’t the one to write this bit, the snap writers did

[@HughMungusD0ng]

@AndreTreeCantSeeMe lol

[@spinningchurro]

It’s completely stolen. The original is from February 2020 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpzZg4Kah7Oihac

[@thestraydog]

"Why is there a GODfather and not a GODDESSfather huh?"

[@customerguy8581]

More like the Broadfather amirite fellas?

[@AbcAbc-sp1od]

@robrcx even that's not good enough. The woke term is: "Concept of a higher being with respect to those who don't believe in a deity Paternalistic authority figure". Duh, get it right!

[@n8style]

don't you mean gxdfxther and gxdxssfxther

[@PeachesRodriguez]

@@n8style hilarious!

[@facelessandnameless]

@@customerguy8581 🤣🤣

[@whodidthat-p2k]

never assume that someone is mexican just because they are mexican...smh

[@metalmayhem3622]

Well wait a minute. If they are east of Louisiana, I think its safe to say they are Mexican. If they are from New York they are Puerto Rican. If they are in Miami they are Cuban.

[@netrioter]

@@metalmayhem3622 Peruvian lives matter

[@cortana323]

What is your problem, just because someone is mexican doesnt mean they are mexican. He* She* It* They* Cis*

[@metalmayhem3622]

@@netrioter In America? What area are they from?

[@chrisshine5140]

Lmao

[@Thatguyuh8]

That’s crazy almost liked the writers stole the cumtown bit

[@Exeivier]

the fact mexican is a nationality and not a race makes this all even funnier.

[@paisan8766]

Lol and not even a slur. Hilarious

[@lilfreedom275]

@Liam O’Neil it usually pisses of hispanic non-mexicans or those that want to be referred to as American not Mexican

[@ColombianThunder]

@Liam O’Neil it's only just very slightly slightly annoying when you're not Mexican

[@johnindigo5477]

That's what I kept thinking through this

[@agonleed3841]

@Liam O’Neil it annoys the shit outta me when people act clueless and stupid as if we don't have solid reference as to why some things are offensive. Mexicans don't care if you call them Mexicans. They DO care if you're saying specifically to be negative on a certain topic. Black people don't care if you call them black. They do care if you're being negative in the meaning of that word and on certain topics. There's a difference in saying "the black guy over there standing beside the Mexican guy" vs "looks like nothing's getting done today. Look at the black guy and that Mexican just standing over there"

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

The Jamie Kennedy Experiment was better than Punk'd

[@JM-fo1te]

Kutcher was gay

[@1983jcheat]

Yeah. Punk'd just had celebrities in every episode.

[@merciless972]

Bruh, remember that Jeff goldblum skit

[@SayAhh]

Except even kids began recognizing him under all that disguise.

[@scaggly9239]

If he had any part in writing this, Bill should definitely be a mainstay on SNL. This was incredibly thoughtful of social conscience.

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

@Diamant No disrespect, but it think you're overestimating the cultural reach of cumtown

[@bodbn]

The best thing snl could do is shutdown. And no bill burr didn't steal this from cumtown. The snl writer who wrote this stole it from cumtown and I guarantee you some of the writers on that show listen to cumtown.

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

@@bodbn It's not even the same bit. The cum town but is just them riffing on funny mobster names with PC buzzwords. This sketch is by-the-numbers SNL. The straight man who's been gone for a while comes back to find out that things are different and he reacts to them. Even if they did hear the cum town bit, they went somewhere completely different with the premise. What do you want them to do, pay royalties?

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

@Diamant I don't know who Kurt Metzger is but he's not a writer on SNL, so I don't know what that has to do with anything. Also, Bill Burr isn't based in New York, he lives in LA, so I doubt he frequents the NY club scene. I really don't know where you're going with this

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

@Diamant So you're saying that the joke is stolen because the SNL writers are likely vaguely familiar with a mid-tier New York standup who happens to A. have written for Amy Schumer and B. frequently lift material from a different comedian who happens to be one of the hosts on the podcast Cum Town, which did a similar bit over six months ago, which somehow found its way all the way through this wacky loop, onto network television. Am I understanding the story correctly?

[@cameronfox4393]

Love how they're totally fine just stealing a bit from Cumtown

[@jbellamy83]

Don Pauly went away and when he came back he's the only one who knows who Jamie Kennedy is 😂🤣😂

[@katherinegrace9724]

“Sensative he’s a freaking murderer!” Excuse u are u saying I can’t fee bad about the murder?

[@fordtoy2000]

So glad SNL is back. They need to have Bill Burr on more and give him one of them 5 timers coats.

[@jkylegilbert]

He needs to come on once per season. Best SNL episode in 5 years outside of Adam Drivers

[@bodbn]

Snl should cancel itself. This show couldn't get more stale at this point.

[@atom_gray]

pass.

[@dannymugal3428]

How the shot guy laid back after being shot😆😆😆😆

[@sofiabarrera4674]

If I took a shot for every time bill burr said “you gotta be freakin kidding me”...

[@leilamangelsdorf1285]

You'd be dead the first shot

[@leilamangelsdorf1285]

Oh. I get it

[@bodbn]

Boomer wine aunt with unclever internet comment skills detected. ☝️

[@CarlosMensuckass]

@@bodbn Long walk for unoriginal joke.

[@MichaelUrvan]

It's the kinder, gentler mob. It solves everything and is exactly what America needs!

[@caesare.j.w.668]

Is that what you got from this.

[@bodbn]

America needs to break apart so I don't have live around liberals. That would be dandy.

[@caesare.j.w.668]

​@@bodbn As someone who lives in the middle of the Ozarks, I could say the same of conservatives. Both sides of the aisle are fucking irritating, aren't they lol?

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Lmao this was bills slick way of making 80s jokes without getting “cancelled”

[@TheycallmeSeanD]

Except 20 years ago is 2000, not 1980.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

@@TheycallmeSeanD The 80s were just last call, the good times didn't close until 2001. Been going downhill ever since.

[@kidlitfanful]

@@TheycallmeSeanD what's your point. Burr was a teenager in the 80's, and his comedy hasn't grown up. I'm a little older than he is, but I'll take John Mulaney or Julio Torres any day over "Grr, these whippersnappers with their wokenesa."

[@Tarantulisimo]

Lame.

[@smashishere]

the way kyle says racial and power is just too good 🤣🤣

[@colinsdrawings8523]

Man Bill Burr is a natural comedic actor. He doesn't even look like he's reading cue cards

[@MarcSylex]

He likely had a hand in the writing of this sketch. And even more likely it's a condensed version of his own comic routine just with characters voicing parts he would otherwise do himself.

[@paulh56]

I love Bill Burr. He seems like the only one capable of memorising lines though. Some of the actors here literally had a few lines and had to stare at the cue cards, even when their line was a short sentence! What the hell! Imagine if they had to do a play.

[@ninjaked1265]

They have less than a week to practice

[@paulh56]

@@ninjaked1265 I know, but most of the actors don’t have a ridiculous amount of lines. Plus it’s their job to remember lines. You could understand needing cards for a couple of lines but these guys are literally staring and reading. It’s ruining the whole show.

[@CanItAlready]

@@paulh56 Rewrites can happen after dress rehearsal Saturday night.

[@paulh56]

@@CanItAlready I hear ya. But the amount of time spent looking at the cue cards ruins so many scenes!

[@paulh56]

@Gary Roberts it seems like they are, hence the cue cards

[@marcstyles2479]

I don't know if this was intentional, but Bill Burr's character has Archie Bunker's hairstyle. From certain angles for split seconds it looked like Archie.

[@crazyalcayne]

LOL I thought the same thing!! I actually clicked on the thumbnail because I thought they were doing an Archie skit.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

Yassss!!!!!!!

[@0mnicide]

Pipe down would ya meathead?

[@theedguardian]

"Nah... Kutcher was punk'd" That deadpan had me 😂😂😂

[@carlito3624]

I feel like Yanni Pappa’s and Chris Destefano would fit in perfectly here.

[@twod0peboys]

I can hear yanni’s tone chewing out burr already

[@carlito3624]

@@twod0peboys 😂 😆

[@TheBenghaziRabbit]

Seems like Pete really enjoyed working with Bill Burr on the King of Staten Island movie. Deff a good fit here.

[@aarontheman9196]

Shocking that snl actually went along with this lol their whole cast are literally the people they're making fun off

[@ViennA2891]

Exactly!

[@zackcross7190]

Because comedians are able to laugh at themselves

[@milesjolly6173]

Vinny's hand thing is perfect. And the way he says "racial" and "power" lmao Edit: I can't get enough of this sketch at the moment, it's hilarious.

[@macknavick2602]

SNL is stealing from cumtown now lol

[@HERTOPIA]

Anthony Theythemanoto would like a word with these boys

[@imfromdowntown]

Instant classic sketch. Well written and pretty hilarious.

[@Locke3OOO]

They literally stole this from a cumtown bit

[@ameremortal]

SNL is fucking back!

[@clintbeasthood9758]

The way Pete hit that "outdated" cracked me up lmao

[@dopeconcepts1607]

Being Mexican from California, Bill Burr is my favorite comedian. it's comedy. hilarious. real and fun. don't change! Keep Comedy as Comedy.

[@kevinking1750]

Bill Burr should have been in Black Mass, instead of Johnny Depp.

[@veprsaiga9103]

Fore sure!

[@keelodagreat4676]

😂💯

[@DelightLovesMovies]

haha Bill Burr wrote this sketch.

[@3amDayDreamer]

Of course 🤣🤣🤣

[@LoNeWoLf6661000]

That's why its funny.

[@plinkertonman]

actually no, Nick Mullen did

[@chrishernandez3699]

@@plinkertonman yes thank you! I thought i was the only one who caught that

[@fruitypeebils]

@@plinkertonman more like 5 AM

[@BravoJimmie]

Bill burr is an American treasure

[@ff9813]

Love how the NY crowd didn't know how to react to this one. That made me laugh harder than the actual jokes.

[@mcnoodle365]

Half of them didn't get the joke because they're just like the younger guys