This is the greatest heated discussion of All Time I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal
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@emelitaencinas6373 жыл бұрын
"Born to shit, forced to wipe" -yoda, replies confirmed it
@mcdasnice62393 жыл бұрын
No that's Yoda who said that
@Markone993 жыл бұрын
@@mcdasnice6239 Yoda said that, he did not
@mcdasnice62393 жыл бұрын
@@Markone99 that's what I said
@Niko-ci8sw3 жыл бұрын
@@Markone99 I think you meant "He not did, Yoda that said."
@endster11223 жыл бұрын
@@Niko-ci8sw nah Im_Quartz is right
@amazingamer3603 жыл бұрын
I avoid any conflict between wiping techniques just by never shitting
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs
@theshellderinslowbrostail54223 жыл бұрын
True Sigma Male Grindset
@kkeevvinn79523 жыл бұрын
True madlad
@juanaragon92263 жыл бұрын
he is the chosen one...
@shmeediddy.3 жыл бұрын
You must be Kim jong-un half brother then. He never shits
@luhburrtorohdus12293 жыл бұрын
I honestly did not know just how differently everyone wipes lol.
@sarahsanchez1503 жыл бұрын
same
@Puppy_Puppington3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna be grossed out look up how Indians wipe and I guess just look up India in general.
@Jump-Man3 жыл бұрын
Disgusting lmao 😂😂😂😂
@ProDxiGy3 жыл бұрын
When you said “I can’t believe I’m teaching chat how to wipe their ass”, I felt that
@thegayagenda4203 жыл бұрын
I knew of this one guy who didn’t feel “clean” after dry wiping so he would dip his tp in the bowl to get a wet wipe. We refer to this as, the Devil’s Dip
@billfred94113 жыл бұрын
This is something I have done after particularly nasty shits and it works. You wipe till there's nothing then you use wet tp once then use dry once more. You normally see shit on the wet toilet paper showing what you missed. Edit: I used sink water don't worry. When I read the comment I assumed he meant sink bowl not toilet bowl.
@sisseholm48693 жыл бұрын
Wtf did i just read
@snake6983 жыл бұрын
That guy is closer to using water to wipe than the rest, so he's more correct... I imagine people who only uses toilet paper to wipe also wash their face in the morning with toilet paper, and take showers by dry wiping their armpits and feet because poop is more disgusting than sweat so if they are not concerned about being poop dirty they'll be even less so about being sweat-dirty
@justmindset3 жыл бұрын
But...but the sink is right there...
@gileee3 жыл бұрын
I sometimes wet my tp in my sink that's right next to the bowl, but that's... disturbing
@valkyriemolotov88963 жыл бұрын
“Sitting is better!” “Standing is the correct way!!” Me who still has my mom wipe my ass *pathetic*
@Noggenfogger13 жыл бұрын
What are you 4? Hmph, Pathetic at 17 years old you cannot compare
@ayoutubechannel22303 жыл бұрын
Penguinz0 is a bad youtuber
@KeyoneGrant3 жыл бұрын
@@ayoutubechannel2230 how does it feel to be wrong?
@metalhead66343 жыл бұрын
@@ayoutubechannel2230 A new spammer eh?
@xoxo83213 жыл бұрын
remember me when you BLOW UP
@modet0beats7003 жыл бұрын
Her: He is probably talking about other girls with the boys The actual conversation:
@Cander617 Жыл бұрын
Haha YUP
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Charlie is also thinking that it's hard to wipe if there's a wasp near his chocolate starfish.
@Daterrifictaj3 жыл бұрын
Bro ur literally everywhere 😭
@gummmychhh50463 жыл бұрын
@឵឵ ?
@danielestrada12713 жыл бұрын
An absolute banger of a video
@spoon98543 жыл бұрын
hello again
@ceekays3 жыл бұрын
dude ur everywhere i was watching a vid from 3 years ago and u had a 1300 like comment
@NostalgiaMan3 жыл бұрын
Folding is more refined but those who wad paper are true barbarians.
@hola-sr5ty3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ-seoB5lLCtebc ❤️😢
@gojira67593 жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD YOU WAD TOILET PAPER?
@tazziplissken3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@sauwensvk75893 жыл бұрын
@@gojira6759 wth does "wad" mean?
@cobraxhyper67243 жыл бұрын
Guys when I was a young man, i never had a strong father figure nor did I have a strong mother, so I taught myself how to wipe, and well, I wad my toilet paper, I sit like a gentlemen, but I do indeed wad my toilet paper, I’ve been trying to change but the urge to refrain from my barbaric past is nearly impossible. And for that I’m sorry
@dr.coomerclone1463 жыл бұрын
“Born to shit... Forced to wipe...” -every master ever from Oogway to Yoda
@Fleetstreetbestone3 жыл бұрын
😂 i can’t man this is too funny
@thatoneguy22883 жыл бұрын
So basically every master from a turtle to a frog? Thats not very many masters lmao (Just a joke i don't want to see any comments saying i don't get the joke)
@FUN_GH0ULZ3 жыл бұрын
Hello Gordon!
@BlackyChan123v3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy2288 lmao i love that your fear's enough to clarify its a joke. fully understandable tho with some people xD
@thatoneguy22883 жыл бұрын
@@BlackyChan123v ikr lmao i made a joke in the past and ppl were all like i didn't get the joke when i was joking myself haha
@papaspoon15503 жыл бұрын
"If you don't use wet wipes your nasty" - someone in chat
@handsomemadmario3 жыл бұрын
he's true
@eventerminator13823 жыл бұрын
Wet wipes clog the pipes. Not a good idea
@papaspoon15503 жыл бұрын
@@eventerminator1382 you're right it will. Imagine walking into ur bathroom and smelling the shit u wiped off your ass in the trash
@ciderrss90203 жыл бұрын
Wet the folded toilet paper
@mr.misinput3 жыл бұрын
@@eventerminator1382 they make the flushable ones that are safe
@DemonKnight943 жыл бұрын
Sitting, wiping front to back, using the seat to spread cheeks and paperfolded wipes is the best strat.
@reacts3 жыл бұрын
You’re cultured as fuck
@PM4K3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm this is the top tier method, but one step above is using a wet wipe first and then folded paper so then it's clean and not wet. God tier
@OxyPox3 жыл бұрын
Facts man.
@simeonemascarpone Жыл бұрын
Add wet paper to that and your in the clear..
@Tongys3 жыл бұрын
I'm shocked people who stand while wiping are like "WTF??? BUT HOW?" Meanwhile, im sitting here like how tf does you standing up not make it harder to wipe because you're literally smushing it all together
@Themagickpickle3 жыл бұрын
Thank you that’s what I was saying like you lean on ur preferred side and it’s not like ur shoving the hand in the water
@uberboat45123 жыл бұрын
@@bamboozledpotat3784 O_O
@nothingnothing17993 жыл бұрын
@@bamboozledpotat3784 cuz if its a particularly dry shit you might pull a whole shit into your balls
@cfq447923 жыл бұрын
@@bamboozledpotat3784 Actually scientists do NOT say you should do this it could give yourself infections and diseases
@ItsSUPERCAM3 жыл бұрын
As a used to stand wiper I will say that I didn’t stand straight up I stayed in a squat so I didn’t squish it, also made sure I was over the toilet,but since I have experienced both I’d say standing is more fun, but not ideal for optimum ass wiping capabilities
@Whispervr3 жыл бұрын
I could never be mad at you Jesus
@XD20213 жыл бұрын
ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?⠀😢 ◐.̃◐ ~^
@iLLdUCK1873 жыл бұрын
²
@savbeeing73763 жыл бұрын
@@XD2021 can you talk to a woman in under 24 hours!?!? (99% fail)
@hola-sr5ty3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZ-seoB5lLCtebc ❤️😢
@p3aoh1613 жыл бұрын
Don’t joke about Charlie being Jesus he actually is Jesus and this is making fun of it
@Jonas-ic1wn3 жыл бұрын
Bidet is the true way. I feel sorry for those who don't use it
@cyclon23453 жыл бұрын
Bidet gang
@fhm43 жыл бұрын
but which bidet? portable handheld bidet? cheap sitting bidet? or that Japanese original one?
@antiinstinct37003 жыл бұрын
Gay
@dylandoes76543 жыл бұрын
I use a spray setting on the kitchen sink
@Spreadthaword2 жыл бұрын
I use a pressure washer
@S.B.C-Pixi3 жыл бұрын
Most superior wiping system: Japanese water toilet
@Imm237433 жыл бұрын
That’s not even wiping. It’s washing.. with a bidet. Like majority of world population do.. I mean America is usually ahead in everything. It just baffles me how they still choose to rub their ass with toilet paper.
@plokijum3 жыл бұрын
You feel like a king when bidet washes and dries your ass and you don't touch that disgusting paper ever.
@ahmadannous90643 жыл бұрын
It's not even Japanese it's just what the rest of the world does.
@antiinstinct37003 жыл бұрын
It's kinda gay
@WizardMeme3 жыл бұрын
If Charlie was standing wiper, he wouldn't have let his guard down for the wasp to attack him
@skyguy12363 жыл бұрын
he was mid shit
@weegeebro96493 жыл бұрын
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
@codrin86063 жыл бұрын
@about you no
@santiagoch24513 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Antoloni3 жыл бұрын
true
@dhawalsharma9463 жыл бұрын
"You are literally wiping on ultra-nightmare mode." Gamers always go for the highest difficulty.
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs ,
@chiefguy443 жыл бұрын
i wipe on hurt me plenty mode
@Rocky-zv9co3 жыл бұрын
my man
@sssleon33203 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I didn’t think I’d end today finding out that A. There fucking loads of ways of wiping ones back cheeks B. That apparently I’m doing it the ultra nightmare mode lmfao 🤣
@KarmaAnims3 жыл бұрын
that's why i use single ply toilet paper
@quickstrr3 жыл бұрын
I was a stander for 16 years before this whole debate thing started a few months ago. I tried sitting, and now I will never return to standing
@hiinsanity3 жыл бұрын
Front to back then side to side, dig two fingers in if you think it’ll hide.
@vexcine3 жыл бұрын
Most will let it slide
@deucetatum27883 жыл бұрын
Just get your dog to lick it out goofy
@abdulazizabdulaziz63043 жыл бұрын
Imagine not doing a backstand to wipe kinda cringe ngl
@svenrawandreloaded3 жыл бұрын
tru
@imsentinelprime92793 жыл бұрын
But the blue bells.....
@gileee3 жыл бұрын
What's a backstand?
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs
@RichHobo3 жыл бұрын
@@gileee standing backwards
@senpapiplays78383 жыл бұрын
Charlie expects us to trust him when he didn't even demonstrate with actual poo... Guess I'll keep wiping on the floor while I flop around like a fish
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs
@thisKisbranded3 жыл бұрын
Cool strat
@AKABattousai3 жыл бұрын
They gave you a plastic shower curtain for a reason. I don't know why people were freaking out when people were hoarding the paper.
@ae-_ae3 жыл бұрын
@@AKABattousai lmao mines clear plastic I can't unsee
@davedave35203 жыл бұрын
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
@brian6018813 жыл бұрын
Also I know I’m not the only one who looks at the toilet paper after to make sure it’s still white and know your done so if you’re standing it makes it easier to check compared to breaking your neck sitting down.
@eventerminator13823 жыл бұрын
You can still do it sitting down. I do it. You just gotta lean a bit forward
@chomuexe68403 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
@DoppaD3 жыл бұрын
The real sweet spot is a hybrid combination of the sitting and standing. Join me later this month as I will be streaming a Masterclass on the subject.
@NotKimiRaikkonen3 жыл бұрын
I'd pay for that. I'd also be down for a masterclass on manscaping, cause I'm basically just hacking away down there...
@ErzbischofAmurael3 жыл бұрын
This man speaks the truth.
@creeksaway3 жыл бұрын
the infamous squat wipe
@cof...3 жыл бұрын
Finally, where I belong
@toncheky3 жыл бұрын
Amen. The holy half-squat.
@JeepZJdriver3 жыл бұрын
Actually a really fascinating point on the whole “the bathroom is one of the places where you don’t emulate what you see”
@Lassenissen3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is truly, TRULY themselves, unless they're taking a shit. That's the purest form of "You" time there is.
@keepthehoperunning50603 жыл бұрын
Right? That had me pondering on it for a minute
@miked95343 жыл бұрын
I used to be a stand wiper, but once I was enlightened about sit wiping I have never gone back. It is great to see such a populous figure as Charles White, known for his acting skills, to speak out about a important topic.
@HFTVChannel3 жыл бұрын
The universal agreement is to look at the paper every time you wipe and use it as a when-to-stop-measurement. If you do that much , all techniques get a pass
@chals393 жыл бұрын
Lmao factual. Although, I still don't accept back to front wipers.
@Yash-os2gu3 жыл бұрын
@@chals39 I do not understand what “back to front wipers” are, I’m a sitter
@weegeebro96493 жыл бұрын
Agreed. No brown, no frown
@noahmays57643 жыл бұрын
Wiping is much like driving, honestly. Don't stop until you see red.
@zerosabs36033 жыл бұрын
Actually a true fact
@Learnean3 жыл бұрын
I dual wield both techniques for the most efficient wiping method
@spongbong03 жыл бұрын
Same
@ahtomogger99693 жыл бұрын
if the poo is dry then i stand
@stevenwarne693 жыл бұрын
@@ahtomogger9969 lol🤣
@DonSerio3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Ghost-64-3 жыл бұрын
Same I sit for the front to back stand for the back to front and always finish on a sit. I do this to get all the shit crumbs and anything left over is on the front to back wipe. I don't full stand I squat and never squat in public because the stalls have that window at the bottom. Plus I try not to shit in public
@FallenSkater19403 жыл бұрын
just get a bidet and you'll realize this whole conversation is pointless
@deleteduser849243 жыл бұрын
But wont you have literally shit in your bidet ?
@salierisalieriri74643 жыл бұрын
@@deleteduser84924 If you're serious, and I'm assuming you're talking about the hose or whatever of the bidet, they're retracted/hidden by default; you press a button and the hose will extend out and spray water at an angle.
@petersansgaming87833 жыл бұрын
Honestly, everyone should get a bidet. It's life changing. The HDI of every country would increase if they would employ mandatory bidets. We would have colonized the milky way by now if everyone used a bidet.
@AHeroWith1000Names3 жыл бұрын
@@petersansgaming8783 This, but unironically.
@DustyHoney3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can afford a bidet.
@farasapt65793 жыл бұрын
As a water hose user in an Asian country, y'all wipers are weird.
@antiinstinct37003 жыл бұрын
Gay
@sanyousei3 жыл бұрын
I mean as a stander, the sitting technique is like at least 20% more efficient but I’m so used to standing that I can’t switch over, I have developed even more advanced techniques to make up for the efficiency loss.
@jebbjibb3 жыл бұрын
FAKE: as a sitter, your opinion is invalid, therefore,- (please send help, I'm actually a standing wiper but my uncle is very insane and makes me tell people that I'm a sitting wiper, share your techniques, SHARE THEM) I'm better than you, end of discussion.
@victorhugo-wo2ci3 жыл бұрын
You got that standing wipe set, respect the grind man its a though dungeon to go through
@violetwade65283 жыл бұрын
@ItsNoxLac Same here
@mightykat83 жыл бұрын
yeah me too
@_deadly.tears_48903 жыл бұрын
As a stander, I was just taught to be that way lmao
@bloodfest85103 жыл бұрын
"the bathroom is the one place without meta" He single handedly challanged speedrunners...
@watubiasa3 жыл бұрын
depends on the shits quality
@pizzahut84823 жыл бұрын
Nah, the depending on the shitty situation your gonna need to use different wiping techniques
@Mullac80023 жыл бұрын
The speedrunners just dont wipe man
@alejandropetit65733 жыл бұрын
Green shit any%
@Aimaiai3 жыл бұрын
I used to wipe standing when I was a kid, but my parents always urged me to wipe sitting and now I do.
@thefirminator3 жыл бұрын
Who even wipes. Jets remove 100% all of the debris.
@Im_Jakon3 жыл бұрын
“Number 13 on trending for gaming”, finally KZbin is recognizing the worlds greatest granny speed runner to ever exist!
@ankithguzz3 жыл бұрын
The beauty of Charlie's content is that you never know what topic is gonna be covered. It could be a speedrun of a game, ass wiping techniques, a cooking disaster video or anything else!
@aaelofi70253 жыл бұрын
karen, dhar man haha anything
@tubasil87863 жыл бұрын
The best ones are where it’s just an extremely ambiguous title so you have absolutely no clue what your about to see
@harrytjokroaminoto92123 жыл бұрын
He is a Schrodinger's KZbinr
@Fleetstreetbestone3 жыл бұрын
@@Garro0 yeah and in Charlie’s case, he is a mastermind of content and humour. So he gets loads of attention.
@gunfun77723 жыл бұрын
I expected an apology vid with this one
@uncletrashero3 жыл бұрын
There is a PROPER way to wipe: ((as charlie demonstrates accurately)) assuming you are using your right hand, you grab some toilet paper, about 6 squares, fold it a few times so you have a nice flat but thick pad (2 squares wide, 3 squares thick), you then lift up your Right thigh/asscheek off of the toilet seat, while leaning your weight onto your left thigh/cheek. You then reach, from the side/ slightly toward the back, you reach under your now lifted thigh (between the toilet seat and the asscheek), you start at the front (from the taint), and you wipe toward the back. Your first wipe is one direction, no back and forth action, more a squeegee or a scoop, Designed to remove the largest amount quickly by scraping it off the flesh. then you drop the paper directly. Then you grab a second, slightly less thick fold of toilet paper sheets (4 squares, 2 wide, 2 thick) you again start front to back, then pinch fold in half (trapping the sludge on the interior) and wipe down the sides, and drop the paper. At this point 97% of sludge is removed. You grab a third fold of paper (3 or 4 squares) and this time is the thorough rub down, wiping multiple times around the rim to be sure youve left a completely dry surface across the entire area. Drop the paper to bowl, stand up, flush. Congratulations, you have wiped your ass properly. The ideal time to use a bidet: after the second wipe, you flush, then pop out the bidet, get a good spray down, and use the 3rd wipe to dry the area. Note: this assumes you are using cheap / thin toilet paper. if you have nice thick quilted toilet paper, then you dont need as many squares (perhaps 4 for wipe 1, 3 for wipe 2, and 2 for wipe 3).
@uncletrashero3 жыл бұрын
if you are left handed, simply mirror all instructions (meaning you lift your left thigh/asscheek off the seat)
@Sethhhh1003 жыл бұрын
Wiping standing up is like trying to grab a soggy taco you have no clue which way its going to blow out
@ChiefDiorD3 жыл бұрын
Sitters can’t comprehend standing and standers and comprehend sitting, it’s like Republicans vs Democrats. Pertaining to the argument I do both
@Michoss93 жыл бұрын
Goddamn CENTRISTS are at it again.
@lennyjohnson84863 жыл бұрын
i absolutely agree
@thethreeofus70363 жыл бұрын
NO. Sitters have tried standing and its horrible, but sitting just makes sence
@ThePianoBoysInterestingHandle3 жыл бұрын
@@thethreeofus7036 as a standing wiper I can see why you would sit I just don’t prefer it it’s more comfortable to stand and not like feel the cold backseat of the toilet with your wiping hand as you prepare the sitting wipe
@okairi12493 жыл бұрын
I do left to right 👁👄👁
@LonelySandwich3 жыл бұрын
Me who wash instead of wipe: "I am four parallel universes ahead of you"
@25Umbra3 жыл бұрын
I might try that
@whyuclick85573 жыл бұрын
That’s kinda weird
@that.one.guy.3773 жыл бұрын
Wash with a bidet, pat dry with toilet paper
@suzu55093 жыл бұрын
@@that.one.guy.377 yeag
@suzu55093 жыл бұрын
@@that.one.guy.377 but i do that with my hands in soap
@dignifiedape15283 жыл бұрын
I used to be a standing wiper when I was younger, but I forgot to lock the door, and my brother accidentally opened it on me, and from then on I sat to wipe.
@guy_52293 жыл бұрын
I was a stander up until maybe age 10, then something clicked in my brain and was like, this is fucking stupid. That’s some next level character development
@catreenel3 жыл бұрын
lmao same
@muhammadHassan-kj1jy3 жыл бұрын
OMG ur like an anime character. This is ur tragic anime backstory
@thealexandsteinarshow39593 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bX-0lHl4epWgj6s
@Elzaghir3 жыл бұрын
i literally dont even know how to sit and wipe i just stand
@h.n.r_funi33243 жыл бұрын
I was a stander until the age 23 when i watched jchlatt video about the subject (which was 2 only 2 months ago i think) and i learnt how to properly wipe sitting down which i always thought was difficult because you'll have to get your hand inside the toilet, now I'm a sitter and i feel embarrassed that some dude on the internet had to teach me and that it took this long 😭
@astroxenox3 жыл бұрын
I've tried sitting, just feels wrong. I don't really stand I do a nice little crouch like an ass goblin.
@MCExpiditionX3 жыл бұрын
The superior way, the elevated squat goblin
@autistic_axolotl35483 жыл бұрын
OMG I AM GLAD I AM NOT ALONE
@McGummyBear373 жыл бұрын
SQUAT GOBLINS RISE UP!!!!
@PupperTiggle3 жыл бұрын
bro can i get a pic 😞
@geekyyahhh46283 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@bitroplayer75763 жыл бұрын
at first i was a stand wiper but then i discorvered this anciant technique and never wiped standing
@lucashoward55353 жыл бұрын
I’ve wait 20 years for information like this
@Seanologues3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that everyone in Canada hoses themselves out with maple syrup instead of wiping, pretty wild
@somekidnamedchris3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I can confirm that this is accurate
@Tph3r3 жыл бұрын
Pretty... sweet
@funionlol19543 жыл бұрын
Yea im canadian and its true!
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs ,
@DogFlamingoXIII3 жыл бұрын
Is the ensuing ant infestation that must result a benefit to the cleaning process?
@NotKimiRaikkonen3 жыл бұрын
I wipe back to front, and I'm not afraid to admit it...
@KennyD_03 жыл бұрын
Thank you Charlie, as a born sit-wiper my methods have been questioned many a times including the ones you answered today, I will be sending this video to my stand-wiper friends.
@kekbumrat3 жыл бұрын
Then one day, everything changed when the back-to-front wipers attacked.
@chrom-manandrobin79833 жыл бұрын
Dear god
@andrest66983 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone used back to front
@phoeberrie3 жыл бұрын
@@andrest6698 you monster
@Daemonussy3 жыл бұрын
I have never felt so much fear from reading a sentence before this comment.
@notlisztening98213 жыл бұрын
@@phoeberrie for men this is less of an issue (still insanity tho), but women can and do get urinary tract infections this way, by wiping colon bacteria into their golden shower tube.
@iForeverImmature3 жыл бұрын
this means nothing to me without a wipe your ass tier list
@newlchipson29003 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs ,
@Nick-km1ob3 жыл бұрын
I sit to wipe too. Four sheets, folded over one time and then front to back. If there’s a lot on the TP, two more sheets folded over front to back.
@Mr._Chunk3 жыл бұрын
I use a kitchen dish hose attached to my toilet plumbing to spray it clean.
@Guisantz3 жыл бұрын
there's no hygienne discussion when there's bath, bidet and sink.
@UpperRobin293 жыл бұрын
Hol up... I'm sorry, sink?
@mwrklester6323 жыл бұрын
@@UpperRobin29 u dont shit on your sink???
@Sheridan2LT3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if ur rich u have a bidet
@smugbedo8123 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridan2LT bidet is cheaper than you think
@nise66993 жыл бұрын
@@Sheridan2LT I have a bidet in my bathroom and I'm still not rich, am I doing something wrong?
@akenomasque3 жыл бұрын
"you are literally wiping on ultra nightmare mode" i fucking lost it
@concerned75633 жыл бұрын
Same lmaoo
@John-X3 жыл бұрын
*PRO TIP:* To stop splashback, use 1 to 2 kleenex tissues and gently place them over the water, these will catch the poo as it smoothly falls into the water and you will never have to deal with a soaked asshole again. (note: this only works if you have healthy, stress-free, solid log shits)
@darionultra3 жыл бұрын
The actual top tier wiping method is the squat and wipe, u get cheek separation, thorough cleaning (depending on if your holding the tissue with your thumb with your dominant hand and then grabbing your cheek with non dominant hand) all while getting a solid leg pump.
@supercactus82 жыл бұрын
I do both, sometimes sitting, sometimes standing up, its like a reflex to me
@TenshoWasHere3 жыл бұрын
People who use Soap and Water: *is this some filth joke I'm too hygienic enough to understand?*
@animativepivot53783 жыл бұрын
Uhh that doesn't make sense it is more likely that wipers have ass that smells like shit remains
@thisaintetchief84803 жыл бұрын
YOO SAME. dawg soap water and hand is THE META if im being real with ya chief
@felixis45093 жыл бұрын
bruh you guys should try the shower method litterally pewds the #1 shitting master use that method
@killerdoc10773 жыл бұрын
@A A M it doesn't lol
@MillisecondFourthClockhand3 жыл бұрын
In Philippines, we call this one tool "tabo" to use for washing our arse with soap and water.
@beanzo16753 жыл бұрын
Sitting while wiping is ineffective against the toilet bandits. Standing let's you properly defend yourself.
@ashes85963 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@synical_zero00033 жыл бұрын
Same, I hate being robbed by the infamous toilet bandits whenever I'm trying to take a shit 😫
@Devil-tm4nu3 жыл бұрын
Given the context of the subject matter. I wish to know if anyone else utilises kitchen roll as toilet paper like myself. If u don’t, then I’d like to list some advantages to you. - It’s thicker and sturdy (so you don’t finger yourself) - It’s just a soft - lasts longer because you only need 1-2 sheets to get the job done - And because it lasts you longer it saves you money. - has superior surface area - It’s also great for wiping down surfaces Thank you for reading.
@efo19wire3 жыл бұрын
i bet it kinda depends on what kinda paper towel tho, some of that shit is hella rough
@Devil-tm4nu3 жыл бұрын
@@efo19wire Personally I Use Plenty. I’d recommend them highly.
@the_last_comment2 жыл бұрын
I never learned how to properly wipe, so I wipe standing If I don’t stand, it feels wrong. It feels incomplete, and if I leave it at that, I feel weird. It’s not complete until I stand, wipe, and do the rest
@eudemon0023 жыл бұрын
Okay here's my take on this: I was a standing wiper soley for about 19 years, don't ask me how or why, I just learnt that way. I am 24 now, about 5 years ago I spent a night at my friends house after a party. We somehow got into a conversation about wiping after a dump. Out of the 4 of us that night, we realized I was the only one who wiped standing, as soon as they told me they wiped sitting I instantly acted shocked and confused, because the idea of wiping while sitting had never crossed my mind at the time. They shuned me and outcasted me, I felt like a reject. The next day after a nice 17 minute dump I decided to give it a try since they had told me to do so for the rest of that night. As soon as I lifted my right cheek and slid that tp from front to back, I had felt like my entire life changed in that moment, My chocolate starfish was almost completly cleaned after a single wipe. Now as a long time standing wiper I can confirm it took many wipes to make sure I was clean as can be. Over the years since learning of sit wiping I have implemented a new way. A hybrid way of wiping. You start with sit wiping for the first few wipes, and once you are generally clean, I stand wipe by wetting a load of tp and slighty wiping enough to wet my chocolate starfish enough to then use some dry tp to make sure I am beyond clean. I do not own a Bidet, and I am someone who needs to see nothing on the tp to classify as clean. Thank you for reading this.
@clotho54373 жыл бұрын
It is true, standing is a refined procedure. The initial advantage sitters get can also be their downfall, its that they might end up thinking that every angle is clean after that one swig. Not knowing a crust patch is left inside the bun. Standing techniques are more difficult to master but offers the power of safety and self awareness. Continue on your wiping discipline, keep inventing techniques!
@uncletrashero3 жыл бұрын
bruv, just get flushable wet wipes. wipe sitting with dry paper first, to remove the large crud, then finish up with a wetwipe, while still sitting. you can get a real SCRUBBING action going that way, your mind will be blown. its the next best thing to bidet (which i still only use AFTER first using dry wipe to remove most crud, and finish up with dry pat down after bidet). as long as you dont use septic tank anyway (flushable wipes will ruin a septic tank)
@thedapperpineapple81683 жыл бұрын
how do i unread something
@piterpraker33993 жыл бұрын
It was almost a story of reform. The inner demon still remains in an arguably more twisted form, corrupting all that could be pure.
@CathrineMacNiel3 жыл бұрын
17 minute dump!? How in the world does it take you so long? 3 minute tops!
@TC-kh1ep3 жыл бұрын
5:05 his use of the word “poopy” directly after the word “shit” 😂😂😂
@finbob53 жыл бұрын
It wasn't directly after, the word "and" was.
@kdawgthechef28553 жыл бұрын
People are so busy wiping one direction they don’t realize they need to wipe BOTH directions.
@guidomista59703 жыл бұрын
ill never stop wiping back-to-front no matter what twitter says
@ContactBurrito3 жыл бұрын
Between the legs the back to front id the utmost comfort Yet few are skilled enough for this technique
@unknownplite3 жыл бұрын
Never expected you to stoop down to such a level. Everyone sane knows the carpet slide technique is the best.
@JustoonsYes3 жыл бұрын
Eat your cereal
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs ,
@mengie18773 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the undeniable truth. Twitter arguments are to be left alone
@aretailshirt33733 жыл бұрын
My toilet paper method is more of a hybrid. The barbarism of wadding isn’t present, but it isn’t as refined or time consuming as folding. It’s more of a roll, I wrap it around my hand and slide it off
@radiumnitrate22883 жыл бұрын
the mummy tactic
@KingNin643 жыл бұрын
I've wanted to pick up this technique, but my dexterity level is too low
@RandomPerson-gt1jt3 жыл бұрын
Same, I used to wad but now i just make a little roll. Super easy and there less chance of it coming undone while your wiping
@Dontworryaboutit9613 жыл бұрын
So do I
@CarlosianBigWang3 жыл бұрын
People who wad are animals
@gothicbuzzsaw3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I expected anything else but when the topic came in it threw me for a loop
@Lb-jk3nw3 жыл бұрын
The true winner of the bunch is the cheeky little hybrid. Leaning forward and assuming a standing-squatting position, still allowing for ample access, while keeping your wrist safely away from the toilet seat. It's a lean and stand. A compromise with zest. The best of both worlds, the duality of Hannah Montana.
@seanmurphy6703 жыл бұрын
Man shitting in public stall. Charlie: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@Kurama4203 жыл бұрын
Next would be how people shower.
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs
@Draxlar3 жыл бұрын
I assume the "Crouching Tiger" stance because it's the best of both worlds.
@malikharrell24883 жыл бұрын
I'm crying 😂
@shinobi-nikkox67113 жыл бұрын
Please, do consider going into detail about this stance and describe it to us 😂
@indigestionfoo53463 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@tuser83 жыл бұрын
It’s also the most intimidating which is a plus
@UnknownGamer-cw3uo3 жыл бұрын
Anahahahahaha how is this not a pinned comment 😂
@cirger2 жыл бұрын
I shit and wipe standing up. Not once do I make contact with the toilet. I mostly have evolved to this point because the toilet on our house is extremely dirty, so I've learned to just not sit on it
@ChaosRevealsOrder3 жыл бұрын
I unironically asked myself some years ago, "What is the conventional way to wipe your ass? Do you use 1 paper? Do you use 2 for the first wipes? Do you fold the poopy papers and wipe again?", because somehow I always end up using a quarter of the damn paper roll wiping my ass.
@cracklasco3 жыл бұрын
This comment section is the official Battle of Armageddon the book of Revelation was talking about.
@electropoopoo14533 жыл бұрын
The great shit wars have started
@safarijoe56773 жыл бұрын
The thing about ass wiping is that there’s so many different criteria’s, like some of the most usual examples being the setting and quality of toilet paper but sometimes there’s more dangerous factors like contamination, and quantity of toilet paper.
@headlesshunter84353 жыл бұрын
Honestly. Its an art.
@jackthelad63863 жыл бұрын
Contamination?
@jayzell36873 жыл бұрын
It's like being a good pitcher in baseball. You throw different pitches depending on the circumstance, not just a fastball every time, yknow?
@threesomemaster3 жыл бұрын
What you do a handstand wipe when the quality of paper is low? Explain
@thealexandsteinarshow39593 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bX-0lHl4epWgj6s
@primorock81413 жыл бұрын
Ngl the way Charlie explained it really makes me want to try sit wiping but idk it's something I've done my whole life so while I'll try it I don't think I can fully convert
@monarcmusic91803 жыл бұрын
I had no idea back to front was not the way 😂😂😂 you learn something everyday 😂😂😂
@MyDogFulton3 жыл бұрын
What if someone wiped from left to right? That would be real crazy.
@thirtienyne35813 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnqlZWdom82pqqs ,
@bigballerdefault10543 жыл бұрын
Oh god, oh no, pls dont tell me this is real
@crabemane3 жыл бұрын
🙄 I do this, but also I like to wet the towels with water.
@Easy-dx8qx3 жыл бұрын
Just getting crap all over there cheeks
@mrhandman45433 жыл бұрын
@@crabemane towels... you said towels
@chabody93713 жыл бұрын
I’m an ambiwiper. Whatever feels right in the moment I do.
@thedoctorsorder5433 жыл бұрын
…you’re too powerful to be kept alive
@hamburger24303 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@moshimoshi61583 жыл бұрын
is this what they call an "endangered species"?
@seppalastname45743 жыл бұрын
@@moshimoshi6158 nah, its called a "sociopath"
@lexaproishere3 жыл бұрын
Same depends if in the mood, definitely if im in a rush im standing but if I got nothing better to do im sitting and relaxing Public bathrooms I avoid
@kazwells04169 күн бұрын
"I can't believe I'm teaching chat how to wipe their ass" 💀
@jancarloanguiano52203 жыл бұрын
I prefer the sweep method personally. You start with front to back and finish with one back to front wipe.
@Jeppelelle3 жыл бұрын
Back to front is the only reasonable wipe, most efficient hand motion, you just wipe the poop in one motion, with front to back you have to first go forward & THEN back which is pure insanity. Also, people who make ball instead of folding the paper belongs in an asylum
@jasonmf3 жыл бұрын
Back to front is the only way I ever knew. But people who make the balls of toilet paper deserve death row. Folding is the only answer
@JustKelso19933 жыл бұрын
Agreed, as a girl I figured out a way to do back to front without causing my 'area' any issues. Just gotta know when to stop moving forward with the wipe. It is just more comfortable.
@Nubbz3YT3 жыл бұрын
as a sitting wiper, I agree it is superior
@Nikocado.Avocado3 жыл бұрын
Ff
@Nikocado.Avocado3 жыл бұрын
@ik ur cool cffffg
@Nikocado.Avocado3 жыл бұрын
@ik ur cool ggggggg
@Nikocado.Avocado3 жыл бұрын
@ik ur cool o
@Invenitive3 жыл бұрын
@TenLetters Where did you learn to stand while wiping? Did your parents teach you that? I'm not sure if it's just the state that I live in, but I've never met someone who stands while wiping, and I've always been curious where that phenomenon came from. It just seems so gross and inefficient
@sverre43193 жыл бұрын
CIVIL WAR: Standing wipers Vs. Sitting wipers
@RGMda3 жыл бұрын
Standing v sitting was like a mind-blowing argument on Reddit a few years ago. I had no clue people stood up to wipe.
@armandovaldez3273 жыл бұрын
I was casually trying to eat and I'm just sitting here listening to Charlie talk about how to wipe. I am complete now
@Johsther3 жыл бұрын
same dude
@squirrelfreak363 жыл бұрын
You dont stand and eat? Weirdo.
@chaseywoot3 жыл бұрын
You don't crawl and eat? Weirdo.
@someobscuremusicchannel3 жыл бұрын
You don't fly and eat? Weirdo.
@cof...3 жыл бұрын
You don't moon walk and eat? Weirdo.
@drinkswatere3 жыл бұрын
The standing wipe is as refined as any other. The step Charlie’s missing is that you have to put your leg on the counter or bathtub in order to achieve the best of spreads.
@Uncharted_9993 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ 🤣
@Epsilon71003 жыл бұрын
That’s not needed if you sit. Why take the time to stand and then find something to stand on when you can just sit and bend forward a little to wipe?
@oofmcoofy67693 жыл бұрын
@@Epsilon7100 When you sit your ancestors who stood to wipe will whoosh the water at your hand when you wipe I just walk to another room, dig the crust out and throw it in the toilet
@Epsilon71003 жыл бұрын
@@oofmcoofy6769 to stand just is unnecessary. It’s obviously inferior
@drinkswatere3 жыл бұрын
@@Epsilon7100 you have to stand up anyways after wiping. So it’s not adding a step it’s the same amount. Yet the proper way which I explained gives you maneuverability you don’t have while sitting. Giving you ample ability to clean even the dirtiest of shits. And you don’t have to reach around and flush with your fingers. You use your foot like a gentleman.
@ilikeshuckles54663 жыл бұрын
I believe that the way of wiping depends on the toilet you learn on
@Cardenal_3 жыл бұрын
Iv been doing it wrong the whole time, thank you master teach me more.
@chitandaeru72393 жыл бұрын
This has increased humanity's capacity to understand each other by tenfold
@giancarlo4183 жыл бұрын
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment.
3 жыл бұрын
This is a "This is a 'truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing' moment." moment
@owowhatthis68823 жыл бұрын
This is a "This is a "This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment." moment." moment
@roachclaymore4283 жыл бұрын
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment
@ZAsym3 жыл бұрын
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment
@averyepicguy3 жыл бұрын
chain breaker!
@Scroll62-Manga2 жыл бұрын
Cleaning with water and then using tp to dry it off, is the cleanest and most efficient way to wipe.
@matthiaswarlop23163 жыл бұрын
in some countries the water of the toilet bowl comes really high which is why people said you would touch the water when wiping when sitting
@uberboat45123 жыл бұрын
As someone who has transitioned from a standing to a sitting wiper, sitting is far more superior
@standupwiper92153 жыл бұрын
How dare you, you rapscalion you nimwad you dare oppose me good sir come have it👿
@pgm30123 жыл бұрын
The main superior way is having a hose next to the toilet so you can wash yourself,theres no risk of leaving any shit on yourself that way
@GuzzlingDuck3 жыл бұрын
You're so brave for coming out 🙏
@starshooter71283 жыл бұрын
sitter shitter supremacy
@standupwiper92153 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Lee you fool what was thus art done😳
@chinoutugirl1113 жыл бұрын
"The human brain is super complex and advanced." - The Human Brainㅤ
@jukeboxluke46723 жыл бұрын
I used to be a sitter, converted to standing because a kid on the bus brought it up, and now have gone back to my sitting routes.
@nerdnehdamian3 жыл бұрын
I only stand when my legs are so numb to the point that they aren't numb and they hurt.
@ugyjugy59813 жыл бұрын
I used to be a standing wiper. Then, one faithful day, when I was feeling open-minded, I decided to try to wiping while sitting. That was 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since then.
@bil54793 жыл бұрын
Amen...
@imparanoiiid3 жыл бұрын
You disgust me
@imsentinelprime92793 жыл бұрын
I sometimes stand or sit. I usually stand to make sure all the poop on my buttcrack is gone.
@MrSnail-ih1rk3 жыл бұрын
Good man 👏
@dozensofknives91043 жыл бұрын
I was the same way
@bryanng9783 жыл бұрын
As a Malaysian mastering in water cleansing, I'm gonna start another debate, water is more superior than paper.
@mr.wookiesack3 жыл бұрын
You cant blast off greasy poos with Only water! You would need toilet paper for testing and final wipe down. Do you just stick a finger on your bhole and smell it to check if its clean?
@jibbz963 жыл бұрын
@@mr.wookiesack you can use both, water initially then tissue. No residual poop and a nice clean dry bungus
@devilsadvocate92083 жыл бұрын
@@jibbz96 Exactly this. The others in the replies clearly do not have a bidet, and if they do the psi is absolute garbage. It is very much better to use a bidet to pressure wash all the shit off your ass as opposed to dry wiping and leaving your crack all crusty. And if your ass is wet after all that then you only need a bit of tissue to dry it.
@karebuu13833 жыл бұрын
Hear me out, add soap to the water
@liltoaster73083 жыл бұрын
@@devilsadvocate9208 Bidets are usually culprits in spreading a lot of bacteria. Also it certainly won't clean as large of an area as toilet paper would, not would it be a precise. I personally think bidets are disgusting but to each their own.
@Dogtrio3 жыл бұрын
The combo is the best, start sitting and then give it a stand for a cleaner final product