Man Sues Twitch for $25 Million Because He Can't Stop Masturbating

[@celticwarrior8574]

Even The Onion would have never thought of this.

[@torrent8446]

"NASA scientists plan to approach cute girl by 2018"

[@-hitman-9103]

Lool

[@broccolitomato1085]

Their best work was the “clothing line for kids, by kids” it was fucking amazinggg

[@chaseosu7608]

I literally came to this video from an onion video😂

[@whofuckingcares420]

I read the title before the uploader and I thought it was an onion article. Then i saw it was Charlie and i got worried.

[@Mr1worldin]

As a law student i have wet dreams about getting a client like this and taking the meme to court

[@loomster4521]

I bet you would win 😼👍

[@agenta3570]

BRUH

[@FRanger92]

LOL he was pro-se too.

[@Sir_Bucket]

Then make a best with your colleagues that you will spend the whole session without breaking down in laughter

[@rob4419]

😂😂

[@nate6360]

Erik Estavillo sues the legal system, claiming he "can't stop filing lawsuits".

[@ninjafrog8041]

NATE lmao

[@jaylendenmark5787]

😂😂

[@betterbetty3542]

NATE 🤣🤣🤣 this comment is so underrated!

[@TheUmbrellaEngine]

Lol

[@lukecrawford1215]

How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

[@wozing]

I'm a little late to the party here, but at the end of the lawsuit, it says "pro-se" which means Erik is defending himself rather than using an attorney. So you were probably right when you said it seems like he wrote the document himself.

[@excalzgo6601]

I pray there's courtroom footage of him defending all of his claims against a professional team of lawyers that work for Twitch. I'd pay a hefty amount of cheddar for that footage

[@clifford_2zero7]

I'm even later and i am paused at the point where it shows the writing because i am in disbelief that an actual lawyer would even entertain this idea in court. I mean shits crazy out here but people that make outlandish lawsuits like this should be punished. I mean seriously... and if a lawyer actually represents it he should loose his lawyers license 😅🤦‍♂️

[@StreetwizeJJ2]

@Charlie Exactly. The proper term is _representing_ himself. That said, filing a lawsuit pro se never means that a lawyer cannot be obtained later. Usually such is done to get a lawsuit within the statute of limitations.

[@CherrrrBear]

100%

[@MaskedGamer10001]

@@excalzgo6601 parmajohn

[@HexingtonBunz]

This is just reverse psychology. This man truly wants a gender filter so he doesnt have to see the men. Genius

[@ManTehLemons]

lmao

[@antpaste]

Absolutely

[@justanormalpairofshoes4408]

Oh yeah Big Brain time.

[@YeviCoulson]

Imagine this lawsuit works and creates a new bread of simp: Mega Simp since it's easier to find wamen the simps can simp over more more efficiently

[@suclox12yearsago56]

yevi Coulson Revolutionary simp tactics!

[@simpleston]

His post nut clarity was on another level

[@CsykKrit]

Con: it only lasts for 10 secohds

[@someasiankid6323]

lmaoo

[@maxiipad-8860]

Csyk 10 milliseconds.

[@1mrsheep]

He's seen the future and has the cure for super-covid 28

[@IKIGAIofficial]

Lmfao. Joe rogan refrence?

[@o_man7899]

This is gonna be the greatest copypasta of all time

[@mee091000]

If it ends up becoming a copypasta. Then that man will have become a godtier troll

[@zekeram129]

of All Time*

[@mustardflavoredramen9612]

Have you forgotten about the bee movie?

[@LazySkeptic23]

Nothing will beat "What the fuck did you just say to me..."

[@jonathanche6553]

Imagine combining both of them.

[@localmenace3043]

Every time I feel like a total loser, I remember this guy exists and I feel better about my life.

[@billyjoe8185]

Actually though. If you ever feel useless, remember this guy exists

[@greatdayforpizza6974]

Not just this guy tho there are 100 of losers like this dude

[@chronictimewasterdisease]

yesterday i was feeling like a complete trash for mastubating 2 times in a day, but this guy probably did that 40 times a day

[@njnexgen]

If I ever feel useless, I remember I exist and then I don't feel so useless after all because I can't possibly be worse than myself; it's illogical.

[@toastedjawa3620]

@@njnexgen I'm just going to stop trying to rationalize that before I give myself an aneurysm.

[@nickolasguidry2304]

Most people experience post nut depression, but this man just ascended.

[@pannenkoekspek]

Post nut clearity

[@kurtishendrix]

@@pannenkoekspek Clarity.....

[@walidassali]

LMAO

[@Nemerson74]

post nut HOLY RETRIBUTION

[@DeathDustDespair]

Nickolas Guidry - he unlocked *U L T R A I N C E L* he’s a champion of the Gods

[@mynamechegg7939]

"His obsessive compulsive disorder gives him an obsession to compulsions."

[@Mouseinthewalls]

Chegg Stiddles *checks word count* “ah good, that’ll do nicely”

[@BaronRemy99]

"Hmm yes, the floor here appears to be made out of floor..."

[@betheone4837]

We have been hoodwinked.

[@BK-xg3mw]

As someone with OCD I approve this message

[@darrellcovello7917]

Can't argue with that...

[@AyaHadil_it_is_me]

plot twist : he wants Twitch to add a gender filter so he could choose "female only ".

[@jaspergregorio9774]

duh

[@ismail_i5073]

Damn that made me laugh

[@revvyie]

lol.

[@lukecrawford1215]

How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

[@750tiprogamer]

he followed 800 women and no men and complained about seeing women on his twitch page.

[@missnintendochick]

Imagine going to jury duty and THIS is the case you have to sit through.

[@quackk4111]

No jury in civil court

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

There is no jury duty since it is a civil case

[@chocolatelover9121]

Imagine joining to law school and going through everything etc to become a judge and then you keep getting cases like these

[@kota9087]

I would love it if that happened

[@NekoNekoKyuu]

I would genuinely love my job if that was the case

[@Cam-ds8oh]

“... due to his obsessive compulsive disorder that makes him obsessed with sex and compulsions...” - definitely a lawyer

[@beefjiggler5665]

Ah yes. The floor is made out of floor.

[@doritozmilk8035]

@@beefjiggler5665 me too man, me too.

[@Alex-ju4gj]

@@doritozmilk8035 ur a floor 2?

[@DerFabian]

it is not a lawyer. he is representing himself. he literally wrote all of this by himself

[@snowy_aura]

@@Alex-ju4gj yeah man

[@jaykee2752]

I don't understand how Charlie can straight up just say something like this with a straight face and 100% seriousness.

[@count1572]

His videos are so anecdotal and opinionated and it goes so well with his emotionless and monotone expression 😂

[@Nuts58-t9x]

Because he jesus himself

[@p_owlow]

I wouldn’t be able to read cause I’d die of laughter

[@mrpenis3625]

More like 80% seriousness

[@trollgejr2984]

@@p_owlow Same lmao

[@danieldon9838]

The joker being his profile picture and header is the least surprising thing ever

[@jcnot9712]

He lives in a society

[@ValosRR]

Edgelord by day and meat beater by night

[@cyberpolice3813]

He *blames* society

[@thelssjbroly9873]

Lol

[@ShitOwl]

people with joker profile picture is basically just r/im14andthisisdeep person ever

[@viking8796]

It's like the Onion leaving the confines of fiction and busting out into real life. This shit is golden.

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

They've been doing that for a while lol

[@neebnabs]

I mean, someone's been busting

[@Kj_Crunch]

I’ve seen a lot of weird fetishes but a law suit fetish is a new one.

[@FatesRemix]

Underated

[@YutaOkkotsu3-7]

Now i can't even compare Yoshikage Kira's hand fetish and this guy's fetish. They're both terrifying and shit.

[@ballistictip9301]

@@YutaOkkotsu3-7 the *what?*

[@anirvana]

@@ballistictip9301 If a hand fetish is surprising to you, then I don't know what to say.

[@lazydelibird]

There's a fetish for watching someone ruin their own lives. It's how a certain mukbanger somehow has an onlyfans.

[@starstreakalex7372]

Depression, OCD, PD, Agoraphobia, and Crohn's... my guy's got the all inclusive package deal

[@CapybaraMan78]

The disability starter pack

[@Haastuur]

The fuck-me-up-fam package deluxe edition

[@pippat73]

The reddit moment package

[@clashoclan3371]

@@pippat73 Having disorders make you a redditor?.

[@wholesome2758]

@@clashoclan3371 No, but tbh it seems like it...

[@grayoptional2452]

I have an eating disorder. What this guy did is the equivalent of me going into a restaurant, ordering a food I know I can't handle, and then suing the restaurant for $25 million when my dumb ass gags on the first bite.

[@largesquids]

this is such a good analogy as someone who has also suffered w an eating disorder

[@projectretro8243]

This made me laugh, i’ll subscribe.

[@shuasapphic]

LMAO SAME

[@docholliday9382]

Didn't a woman sue McDonald's over her dropping coffee on herself so I wouldn't be surprised

[@foxfriendly5337]

@@docholliday9382 Lol that was a legit smear campaign by McDonald's. She sued them because the coffee was 90 degrees Celsius and she suffered 3rd degree burns from it. Edit: Got the temperature way too high so thanks to the people who corrected me

[@lelandpayne1522]

2 years late, but it’s ironic that the “montage” is the most replayed section of this video.

[@i10i60]

Mild irony ?

[@llj9042]

Plot twist: He wins the law case and donates the money to pokimane

[@lutin_mi06]

And then sues pokimane for donating money to them

[@goggles8691]

So that's what he meant by "to God"

[@gavinm7611]

I mean, he said he was donating to god, I don’t see how this is a plot twist,

[@General_Boo]

@@lutin_mi06 making it an infinite cycle

[@jackfrost9341]

Yoooooooo

[@aureus79]

"He has 700 female streamers followed and 0 male." "I cANt StOp sEeInG FeMaLeS whaT tHe hElL TWItcH"

[@billyjoe8185]

George Pt. 💀

[@mik3191]

He ain’t wrong, twitch has fucking simps everywhere

[@rdmz135]

@@mik3191 and he's the biggest simp of them all

[@Ok-gd3jl]

@High Definition i don't follow any females and i constantly see semi naked women on twitch being recommended to me.

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

@@Ok-gd3jl I only see dudes and strong man stuff. Maybe 1 girl but issa horror genre and man I love horror games.

[@theremedy9171]

It's like an alcoholic suing a store for selling them alcohol. Ridiculous.

[@kuromi987]

yep, good analogy

[@ianism1103]

@@reikia How about literally blocking the website? Aren't there like a lot of parental control softwares that his parents or his friends can use?

[@michaelto9647]

dont start giving them ideas now,

[@michaelto9647]

dont start giving them ideas now,

[@Reverendcosmotologist]

@@reikia it isn't twitches fault

[@dusyyyyy]

why am i just getting recommended this, this is beautiful.

[@JacobMeza-pro-footballer]

Imagine doing a mock trail of this for debate class

[@scooble_]

Y E S

[@Froge4291]

If someone did this i want a link

[@Froge4291]

RN

[@blakeprato8554]

I bet I didn’t have any of this’d!)&&’mmmhebsdiebruqr was Idek

[@danksinatra5054]

I was in mock trial in highschool I wish we got a case like this. I would play the plaintiff

if he is suing Twitch for $25 million then I can only imagine how much he will sue Pornhub for

[@murdakt6992]

Everything they got

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

69 likes

[@emredonger2832]

WTF? I can't even browse Pornhub without them shoving down literal PORN down my throat. This is just unacceptable.

[@XXXTentaclez]

Karman Bassi he wouldn’t win cause that’s what that place is used for unlike twitch R/wooooooshed ima hang my self now

[@bad_boyz6824]

420 likes

[@quaishan5628]

“I can’t stop seeing women because of twitch.” “I follow over 700 women and no men.” 🤔

[@angygremlin4423]

I don't know about you, Erik, but I think I see your problem...

[@AndrewP0]

A real head scratcher

[@Noahthelasercop]

Don't think for a second that if Eric was only following men he wouldn't be beating his dick to them

[@angygremlin4423]

@@AndrewP0 *BIG THONK* 🤔

[@fbiagent6744]

And who's that Mr mvp simp

[@kaiderhai86]

2:02 that aged like warm milk.

[@joeyruggiero7645]

For clarification's sake: Pro-se, Pro-per means he is representing himself - so this wasn't written by a lawyer.

[@guts2044]

Thats whats up foe

[@guts2044]

Daamn bro them likes climbing fast cuz

[@anthonylisi5634]

@@guts2044 why are you typing like that

[@motivusthesage]

Thank you Ace Attorney

[@overheaven6625]

@@anthonylisi5634 because he can

[@Azerrz]

You're literally the funniest person on this website

[@skankhunt4207]

Azerrz ok

[@SutGard]

Yo azerrz i watch u

[@Qancir]

5 likes 3 comments

[@m0dp1g21]

Sup Brazzers

[@Bahle_Gaji]

@@m0dp1g21 lmfao 💀

[@alexanderhowardcomposer]

The look on the judge's face would be truly priceless in this situation... lol.

[@michaelk9279]

Imagine having to hold in so much laughter just to keep your job

[@okbutwhocares]

I just hope this has the same coverage as OJ's case, I wanna see every possible camera angle of the jury and judge in this case

[@sanketpatel1870]

@@okbutwhocares this wouldnt even make it to a trial lmao. will be thrown straight outta the court

[@brendankendall41]

Bonus points if it's an old, staunchly Christian judge. The judge's poor Christian ears would shrivel and fall off

[@qtclone]

2:02 This didnt age well

[@Scarred_Sapphire]

😈

[@squinto4542]

He's probably gonna try to sue you if he finds out about this vid.

[@shadowarmy229]

"Seriously? He just said that? I'm gonna sue this guy."

[@dmitrypetrenko545]

he's gonna try to sue Charlie if he finds this channel, he'll nut on the first video he click

[@TheRamThatReviewsShiz]

He's going to sue you for this comment

[@Baltr]

it's fine, he only watches females

[@rize2161]

Lol

[@jacksonflood9344]

Man: follows over 700 female twitch accounts Twitch: recommends more female streamers Man: >:(

[@ChildrenOfBodom813]

I’m dead, this is the best comment I’ve ever seen

[@degageduchess72]

@@dilfonicz cuz they exist. I followed none and I got suggested both.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

*Sigh* *Unzip*

[@imgonnafindyourfamily3364]

*i wonder why*

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Pretty much the gist of it.

[@LikeSnoop]

Don’t act like you don’t have the same problem, Charlie.

[@T.O.P.YeahBB]

what how

[@lucasgoldman2066]

Didn't*. Hes a recovered man now haha

[@SeddyAm]

He was busy with anime and hentai stuff He move on Pretty straight forward though

[@ThebaldZ]

Ahhh yes..... Charlie... *cough*

[@theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981]

@@SeddyAm Is this serious?

[@vatrapperman7482]

Truly, this man was ahead of his time 😔

[@SpagEddie8113]

This is like sueing Kroger for selling liquids because you’re an alcoholic

[@brianjones8899]

Good idea! I think I'll draw up the paperwork now.

[@BrennanWest85]

I work at Kroger 😂😂😂

[@possiblynamedtoby]

@@BrennanWest85 me too 😎

[@TheFederalBerau]

Brennan West Well well is this true?

[@sleepy_Kasai]

No that would mean that twitch is actually doing this on purpose

[@MrSuupar]

He propably did write all this shit himself since the lawsuit is pro se. Meaning he is representing himself without a lawyer

[@cadinle2135]

no lawyer would support him

[@josephmenditto9380]

He actually did write himself he has no lawyer

[@spiritbx1337]

That always ends well...

[@bmo1428]

Or he is his own lawyer.

[@chaosneto1]

Meaning his iq cant be very high. We should have a lawsuit filter. Just like we need a twitch gender filter.

[@sittinggolem4729]

My ads on twitch: *GFUEL* His: "Are you really watching twitch all by yourself?"

[@paradox7689]

NOOO. I'm with the science team!

[@aroundtheworld8196]

@@paradox7689 poor innocent soul, doesnt understand the reference

[@schlefft6381]

@@aroundtheworld8196 Projekt Melody intensifies

[@Asutoro]

*Smack* *Smack* *Smack*

[@loadings3819]

@@aroundtheworld8196 who doesnt get the joke?

[@kontinued5823]

"I'm addicted to drugs but that's because my drug dealer keeps selling me drugs"

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

Gees I bet that guy has like 40 computer monitors with a different female streamer on each screen

[@Josh-is2wt]

100*

[@clashcourse4689]

101*

[@hello-ox2wd]

69*

[@mist3325]

69420*

[@kukyri2980]

Jeez*

[@voltaixlux1697]

This is like suing Ben and Jerry’s for selling ice cream because you’re on a diet.

[@Citex61]

Wtf dude twitch is not pornhub lmfao

[@cypresswillow2591]

Or McDonalds for becoming fat & unhealthy.

[@P.Lorenz]

@@cypresswillow2591 If you saw Supersize me - there were teens who tried to sue mc donalds for attracting them with their shiny adds - they got fat cause they were basically FORCED to eat it :^)

[@leocheung8860]

geez don't give them ideas like that

[@Astrid-bd2ef]

Eating Ben and Jerry’s and suing because ur lactose intolerant

[@GoldenDonut984]

“Following 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers” im pretty sure thats HIS fault

[@unlikeablecarl4258]

That guy's next level simp

[@Haastuur]

He's a expert in gender differentiation

[@thecipher8495]

@@Haastuur he knows the ins and out of that field

[@theindestructibleone483]

Judging by your pfp, you might actually not have common sense. Now jokes aside, how do you actually choose to follow... so god damn many female streamers and not a single male, like you must actively be looking out for a new female face in order to got to so many, jesus...

[@enthusiasticallydry]

Ya don’t say

[@CatOnDeWall]

bro was trying to warn us

Don't miss the next chapter: Every single woman in the planet, yes, every single one, is sued for being too attractive for our protagonist to handle. It's gonna be an exciting adventure, be sure to check it when it's out

[@3company394]

Eric wants to be a catholic priest but can’t handle all the nuns

[@afonsomiguel6160]

Ksp nostalgia

[@mirianrivera2991]

Damn even your mother??

[@elimhorn3308]

First moral billionaire

[@_tda]

I would be flattered if I was being sued for being attractive

[@someinternetuser33]

He is the kind of person that gets mad at a streamer for not calling his name when he donates $1

[@lukasg4807]

I'd get mad at that, unless you are pewdiepie or something, least you can do is read their name and say thanks.

[@西宮硝子-k8l]

@@lukasg4807 bruh atleast donate $25 if u wana get ur named called

[@exstee]

Or donating $100 like a simp

[@xandergonzo4853]

@@西宮硝子-k8l this is the world...

[@3.cstasy]

*YOU DIDNT READ MY DONO* 😡😤🤬

[@Gladwin777]

Erik files a lawsuit against the lawsuit for not winning the lawsuit.

[@slim8756]

Lawsuits 100

[@pochakajeoi8943]

@@slim8756 lol

[@theindestructibleone483]

At this point he might file a lawsuit against himself and win

[@owyemen9367]

@@theindestructibleone483 stonks

[@SamwiseIWStan]

Plot twist. The judge was female. He's now suing the high court.

[@NODIRTACCEPTED]

Just found your channel my guy, i know im a little late..but you are making gold here..keep up the great work!

[@ayyachris]

Plot twist: He’s gonna win and buys Belle Delphine’s OnlyFans.

[@okbutwhocares]

He's gonna win and buy Belle Delphine.

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

@T G Re-read it

[@thebeastwithin6978]

He’s going to fucking enslave her like Jabba the Hutt did Leia

[@louna4341]

also some bathwater

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

Maybe he already did

[@tuckerwilliams849]

He’s probably just doing this because he found out his favorite streamer has a boyfriend

[@ssgpizzalover515]

Turns out his favorite E Girl wasnt a girl at all .

[@gift_for_el6396]

You betcha ma dude!!! 😆👉👉

[@lordbasketboi9998]

Tucker Williams yup

[@samzen9031]

@@ssgpizzalover515 That somehow makes it better.

[@sicksadworld765]

Simp

[@naterk9460]

"I have no self control, therefore I am owed money." Only in America

[@Rise65487]

So, I'm on mobile, and since the screen is smaller, it's hard to see your pfp well I had to open your image in another link just to check if I was right because I was appalled KZbin would let someone with such a pfp So... I thought your pfp was some naked guy and a loli in a cardboard-box in a very suspicious-position Then I realized it's just a reference to darling in the franxxx It's 7AM out here, and you made my morning much worse than it needed to be Thank you

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

@@thecoolguy9364 yo we live 12 hours apart

[@krishnaj2618]

@@Rise65487 you're saying that as if darling in the franxx isn't just some naked guy with a loli on a questionable position

[@XanderYTV]

GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA

[@ghanaria7996]

Rise65487 i like his banner. Very anime and memey.

[@LemonDrip]

come on guys, really? _that's_ the most replayed part? my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@Gnolazco7]

I noticed that too dam

[@guap3228]

It was written by himself. He doesn’t have a lawyer and is representing himself in the lawsuit

[@theholyhavel97]

Well it was gonna get thrown out regardless but that just seals it don't judges just hate it when you represent yourself

[@emiliomonroy7929]

Why is that not surprising

[@gregortheoverlander4122]

@@theholyhavel97 It's not that they hate it. It's that you really can't represent yourself. For the law to be fair it has to be complex so you need a lawyer to represent you.

[@yatomii2140]

Seriously?

[@thesystempunk]

So that's why the entire thing reads like a satire.

[@Rustyshackleford752]

Wonder if just him typing the words “porn hub” makes him bust instantly

[@rosaunolalintino]

All he needs is to type the "p" and he's half-way there.

[@Drain_Life_Archive]

He probably explodes on the front page of Chaturbate before even clicking on any of the streams.

[@indridcold9593]

it makes him impulsively call his lawyer

[@abstract0407]

I can't imagine the anticipation and adrenaline that goes through his body

[@dmitrypetrenko545]

his hand is already shaking when he opens the anonymous tab

[@shen-qf9mc]

“there’s no way to filter out female streamers!” the man complained, purposely taking action to press the follow button of 700 female streamers and to avoid any and all male streamers

[@frankmerker630]

To be fair, but if you went on twitch after you cleared your cookies and used a vpn and went so far as to accidentally click on a female streamer, twitch will relentlessly force feed other female streamers to your recommendations

[@Ghetto-Man-20]

Frank Merker This is true, almost like google once you look one thing up you get ads for them an all that other jazz

[@sixsrampage5895]

The mans already a living filter.

[@stanleyc2978]

@Garrett McBride Google 100% doesnt use information that old. Probably not even things a week old from my experience. Typically, you get ads for things you looked up minutes or hours after. Not years.

[@MrYelly]

Thats not how a compulsive disorder works...

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

This is basically like saying I'm one step away from being a sexual predator so I'm suing you

[@thatanimedude9118]

Imagine if that man went to his family gathering and his female family members were there

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

Incest

[@brocowsci]

Mother of god

[@rocketxxv3096]

???

[@getsugetsukasuimokukinkin559]

He'd nut on their food

[@cae7827]

ew ew ew ew

[@pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877]

He found out his favorite egirl has a boyfriend. Rip

[@VenomWorks]

To most people, that doesn't even matter.

[@Beavadeus]

Turns out it’s a dude

[@VenomWorks]

@@Beavadeus oh.....😂

[@soulsearcher7077]

genkia guy gamer Huh? I’m stupid as fuck please help me out

[@elasticity150]

She didn’t show him her feet at twitch con

[@memecat2000]

This is that episode of Family Guy when Quagmire discovers the Internet.

[@sonofsparda3767]

🤣🤣

[@yinyang1217]

Quagmire turns into a toilet with a water fountain in the toilet

[@Shrando]

He discovered tinder didn’t he? 😂 I forgot that

[@chris-pw5ck]

lmao now imagine this guys right arm :'D

[@LSK2K]

@@yinyang1217 that's a good point

[@christopherxgordon]

I hope the judge instantly throws out the case. This guy is absurd. So, he's wasting all this money on legal fees just for clout and because he's lonely?

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

The evolution of Charlie: helmet hair, keto John Wick, melted Dave Grohl, homeless Dracula

[@guacamolenipe2992]

um, he does not in fact look like Adam Sandler from hotel Transylvania

[@addkeifspsdcvl]

How does he look homeless when he’s at home?

[@mrlardtard6552]

@@addkeifspsdcvl That's a shelter if I've ever seen one

[@AnSi_di]

He's Jesus.

[@Josh_ua]

Eventually we will reach hobbit Gandalf.

[@jojow.877]

“His obsessive compulsive disorder makes him obsessed with compulsions” Why did I laugh

[@blaynegreiner9365]

This is the line where one should immediately know it is a joke.

[@mrkglsr]

When you gotta hit the word count in your essay

[@FreeWolfeh]

His compulsion is being compulsed to disorders

[@dolphidelaware]

Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@staryskullz]

As someone who has OCD that sentence took 2 years off my lifespan

[@jayamiheiyang1602]

Can't imagine how much he must have sued PornHub for

[@skydiamsteam6005]

Or any porn site

[@FANTASMA7002]

69 likes milestone

[@Hexabyte_Studios]

He'll probably sue them for not making a sfw filter u-u

[@louna4341]

his next lawsuit

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

He can't sue them for masturbating that's what they are meant for, so other points like getting some viruses in his devices from sites would make sense

[@DarkElvishChick98]

This is the best humor in the fucking world 😂😂😂

[@nashjonas]

If Twitch adds a male/female filter, won't this guy just keep males permanently off and only choose to see females???

[@RogerBLEU]

Some people actually go on Twitch for entertainment and not just to masturbate, believe it or not

[@ShadowPersona0]

Rusty Shackleford Yes but actually no. That was the old twitch where it used to be a platform for gaming, now it’s a platform for simps to waste their money on female streamers. Also twitch favors women over men.

[@RogerBLEU]

@@ShadowPersona0 The vast majority of successful streamers on Twitch are men. I'm not saying there isn't a market for the so called simps on the platform but come on, there is more to Twitch than just that.

[@solarfreak1107]

Yeah that's what I thinking too.

[@cookiemonster59263]

I wonder if he'd complain that filtering out women and only getting men recommended to them would be sexist and ableist because his sex addiction requires him to look at women and Twitch is causing him mental harm by denying him access to female streamers >:((

[@yolovfx]

This man lost no nut November before it even started

[@ausername4487]

Cool channel

[@yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192]

Would like but fortnite pfp

[@yolovfx]

@@yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192 Ok Boomer

[@basketball4261]

He lost the privilege to participate

[@devilpigeon7242]

@@yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192 nice ego. Maybe get past it if you want to be considered a decent person in life.

[@TEHSTONEDPUMPKIN]

This dude is the living "Coomer" meme. Im not sure if its hilarious or sad people are actually like that.

[@spike7032]

Hello gordon!

[@alexbertil2756]

He isnt jayman079

[@lukecrawford1215]

How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

[@cecilia927]

@@lukecrawford1215 billions?? you realize theres only 3 billion men on earth right

[@lukecrawford1215]

@@cecilia927 well you knoe what I mean , I did mean specifically but there are probably a billion also man on the planet that don't get sex

[@snickers7494]

bro straight a South-Park character

[@mekhi4744]

my mans said if he somehow wins he doesnt even want the money

[@michaelk9279]

skOsH Guys named Jesus are gonna have a field day.

[@RogerBLEU]

His lawyer probably already told him he has no chance of winning so of course he would say that

[@FUNKOfilms]

He would probably just give it all right back to the E girls anyway.

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

A fellow clone wars fan

[@stoneapollyon8313]

200 iq

[@ericgarrity6555]

Man sues grocery store for selling things with salt in them because he's addicted to sodium and asks that the store separates salted and unsalted foods for him because he has no self-control.

[@Pragabond]

Need to get the salted foods behind a salt addict filter in the back of the store with bouncers that beat him any time he tries to enter. Then he'll get addicted to being beat up and sue them for not keeping him away from the bouncers by distracting him with salted foods

[@denimdinofan9]

100th like congrats

[@Tw0Dots]

Sorry that you have to share a name with him

[@theiridiumgamer5225]

Well he does have OCD

[@sanic5382]

Ur name is Eric…

[@mrchain5565]

I like when a fleshlight is brought up in the story, Charlie goes full fleshlight connoisseur.

[@sherberttrebrehs7935]

Well he is. He has to exercise his ultra fleshlight instinct

[@myrkhosh]

You underestimate his power

[@ludhotte3440]

A real *connaisseur

[@antismo9998]

The man has 4 sex toy world records, after all

[@cattree1784]

I feel like charlie would be that one roommate who doesn't wash the dishes .

[@VoidScythe]

bruh the part with the inappropriate pics is the most replayed

[@uhjaye]

Isn't that based off what you replay?

[@VoidScythe]

it's based off what people replay the most and if you were asking why did i see that (because i replayed something) it's because i wanted to skip that part@@uhjaye

[@Jenna2k]

​@@VoidScythe Why? It's not even close to nudity. This guy is just crazy.

[@tony_5156]

This guy is on another level, he’s destroying the shit that destroys him, he’s hitting twitch and then the hub. What a plan!

[@maxmacdeath]

nah, that guy is just leeching money

[@saddogofwisdom8103]

some guy already tried to sue porn hub for not seeing subtitles because he’s deaf

[@manboy4720]

more like a depressive nymphomaniac trying to blame someone else for his problems.

[@Chroniclilskip27]

This is sad but imagining professionals discuss this in court is hilarious

[@cheezesmoker8851]

The defendant played with his junk until he blasted off onto his computer, your honour

[@fauzanaziz6365]

It's like fighting a battle you know you're not winning. So you're just bullshiting through it as much as you can.

[@GTAmaniac1]

@@fauzanaziz6365 tbh, I trust my bullshitting more than my actual abilities

[@MrCODEmaster00]

@@cheezesmoker8851 accuser/prosecutor but yeh.

[@zarrowthehorse]

Twitch kinda does have this problem though. But this guy is still nuts with who he follows.

[@laffyleo120]

The real shame here is that Charlie wasn’t included in the lawsuit

[@noble6978]

I can sue Charlie cus I “go off” every time he’s on screen ;3

[@MidasButSilver]

you better change your profile picture, before he starts suing youtube as well lmao

[@bazzmusic4952]

He was but they couldn't include a picture of him because of the sexual nature of his streams

[@robng9064]

He was the judge

[@madeleinep.828]

Yeah, I feel bad for him, but this dude needs to find another way of garnering attention for himself that doesn't waste everyone at the companies' and courts' time.

[@SM-nz9ff]

Why do you feel bad for him

[@mekofox3528]

@@SM-nz9ff probably cause it's clearly an addiction and this man needs actual help, like banned from the internet-get an offline hobby-and a therapist help Maybe I'm just too soft but like people like these ain't gonna stop without an intervention

[@ydlkomorebe426]

​@@SM-nz9ffcalled compassion if u ever want a girlfriend your gonna need it but that's not a reality for you

[@SgtJager00]

Plot twist: he doesn’t have these disorders, it’s an elaborate way to ban Alinity

[@gamessportsandmore3371]

She can't be banned.

[@Misanthropolis]

​@@gamessportsandmore3371 Yup, full immunity and control. She can freely ask to get banned or unbanned. Beating animals? No problem. Confessing to marriage fraud? No problem. Force-feeding your pet vodka? No problem. Why? Because Twitch mods are fucked up perverts who probably donate to her more than anyone else.

[@lolfestman]

@@Misanthropolis holy shit mega incel

[@idealicfool]

@@lolfestman idk man. Even many other girls get done for shit that alinity never would

[@finnley905]

Yeah she has clearly broken a shit ton of rules.

[@flashbaxx]

Imagine being the lawyer assigned to the defendant in this case.

[@bandit8578]

Well he’s representing himself and it’s a civil case so no lawyer is assigned to it.

[@ericamcqueen5607]

@@bandit8578 That saves a poor lawyer from years of therapy

[@Noah-hq5rs]

@@ericamcqueen5607 Not to mention the awkward moment when the the guy and the lawyer shake hands. And not because of covid.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

And I thought I gave my public defender a headache

[@shadden_x]

Hes the one accusing tho

[@ryo2812]

Twitch girl: *turns around* Eric: *_N U T_*

[@cum8015]

Doesn't matter which way the girl is facing tbh

[@1SimonTheKid]

@@cum8015 youre supposed to be in the sock

[@hamishfox]

Wow this is one of the most genuinely sad things I've ever heard. I really hope he gets the help he needs.

[@ajwott]

He wrote this himself, he signed it pro se at the bottom, meaning he’s representing himself. Just let that sink in.

[@bluewuppo]

Man, I really wish a lawyer had to put up with his BS

[@randomhero6365]

It's not as funny once you learn hes a known troll who's done similar stuns before.

[@SapkaliAkif]

It's been waiting for hours now!

[@HJKampe]

@@bluewuppo This would've been a lawyer's dream case. Charge the guy and be paid hundreds of dollars an hour to write nonsense.

[@hakoria8909]

@@randomhero6365 It's funnier knowing it; he's been dedicating some free time on/off to this stuff over more than the past decade and lots are gonna expect to hear more of him eventually just like back then.

[@FerousFolly]

"OCD which makes him obsessed with compulsions" Uh huh.

[@daaaaaaanny]

It's also a disorder

[@furuko99]

Like mr business man from BoJack:o he does business stuff.

[@sheldonsykes32]

@@furuko99 I heard he did a business transaction recently

[@Konpekikaminari]

That's like saying ATM machine

[@sheldonsykes32]

@@Konpekikaminari ok, but you realise I'm making a reference to the show, right? Apparently not....

[@mediocreandworse59]

Suing Charlie for ruining my life by causing me to fall in love and become obsessed with him. All I do is stare at my phone, watching his videos and neglect to eat, sleep, and work. My social life has also been destroyed after I tried imitating him by growing out my hair, spending my life-savings on adult toys, and breaking the bones in my legs to appear shorter which caused my friends and family to abandon me because I "scared" them.

[@magnesjberg24]

i hope you get out of these dark times, i relate alot.

[@rubberducky2664]

I thought I was the only one. Thank you sharing your story, soldier.

[@Kaz999998]

That legs bit got me good

[@magnesjberg24]

@@rubberducky2664 #metoocharlie dont be afraid to share your story

[@legion4698]

Suing you for taking him away from me

[@LuciDreamer91]

Wait til he finds out about porn

[@sumner7976]

It’s is really fitting that his KZbin banner is the Joker

[@VVVU2x]

Excuse me while I vommit

[@maddestoflads5040]

It's is

[@Loslonios]

"Forgive my lawsuit, I have a condition"

[@saladtop8499]

Not just that but he is subscribed to Belle Delphine

[@Nobody-yc1qp]

I'M THE JOKER BABY

[@xealzy7157]

Bruh that’s literally the equivalent of suing McDonald’s because ur eating too much

[@tomcat-js2zr]

People have tried to sue McDonald’s for making them fat actually

[@revelati_n]

Indoor grass stfu

[@rikkowastaken]

Or suing McDonald because you're still depressed after ordering a happy meal.

[@bluesphere4860]

Well at McDonald's, you're supposed to eat the food, you're not supposed to masturbate on twitch. Saying your're suing the Hub for masturbating too much, then you've got a problem.

[@regirock7313]

Wow

[@aleexk949]

i wanna be this mans friend, he takes actual financial hits just to entertain all of us 🥺

[@orangeman3220]

A clown we all respect

[@brycebarkdull1487]

He'd sue your ass for anything you do or say to him

[@Ty-kz5np]

Same I feel his pain

[@daxx4001]

He doesn’t take a financial hit, he has no lawyer so he doesn’t pay any legal fees LMAO. Basically free trolling..

[@EBTwitts]

@@daxx4001 If he loses any cases, he may have to pay for the defendant's lawyer's fees. If a company is feeling particularly ruthless, they can counter sue for essentially wasting their time. Just because he himself doesn't have a lawyer doesn't mean there wouldn't be a financial hit to these dumb lawsuits.

[@weebo728]

Love how the photo album is the most replayed part of the video😂🤣

[@ThatneGuy]

He’s subbed to Bell Delphine’s youtube lol

[@eragonkoichi6150]

he needs to make sure he has the most sex toys

[@infinitevirus4826]

Wat

[@munjee2]

@@eragonkoichi6150 he's talking about the lawsuit guy ,not Charlie

[@ICTOAUsername]

theory: all her other subs are actually that guy's alt accounts

[@bigmansjamal]

A member 😂

[@capnsmashem3284]

It all started when he sued his only childhood friend because they hung out too much, which resulted in missing homework and receiving poor grades.

[@deadmeme1296]

I wish that was a thing tbh

[@bruh_ok_]

Lol

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2]

I love how he literally follows 700 women and claims he has no choice but to see these channels he’s followed

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

Ah i cant get rid of these apples i keep buying.

[@lumbacon2133]

Yeah, it's not like it's his fault or anything

[@BigMacOrange]

@L 024 they got movies on ph?

[@sharkronical]

L 024 nope, it's for AWP guide for CSGO

[@DM-bd9kd]

@@BigMacOrange yes

[@TheWither129]

Man’s not shooting ropes, he’s firing bullets. Even fuckin broke his monitor

[@ceedee4datd721]

I love how this guy actually believes that this isn’t his fault

[@patrickrooney4601]

It's everybodies fault

[@nopenope2868]

Twitch will lose, mark my words

[@normalgirls1]

@matopaz Not their fault he can't just exit the tab.

[@sasquatchlil4173]

@@nopenope2868 I hope they do tbh

[@duck_nio2791]

Its TwiTchS fAUlt

[@bobthebobman7457]

The thing is, he is like “Im trying to lose weight, BUT there’s all these restaurants SO MAYBE if they all shutdown I COULD lose weight” But they can’t so I’ll take all their shit

[@ChairmanTrip]

theres a reason he has no friends lmao

[@momomtony]

yes but technically no because the type of "restaurant" in this case would be porn websites and the food is porn but he went to a website that prohibit this type of content but it still has it. the reasoning behind the lawsuit is stupid but what if it was a parent who let their kids watch twitch sued twitch for similar reason? i believe it would have been taken much more seriously than the "joke" case it is.

[@feelthedelayy381]

Craig?

[@burkles4456]

Tony are you comparing porn with a woman showing cleavage?

[@momomtony]

@@burkles4456 i guess i did but they don't merely show cleavage, they push their tits out, wear sexual provoking clothes, sit in sexual provoking positions, spread their legs, twerk, do a lot of sexual provoking actions like sucking a banana, to sum it up it's like the teaser for porn videos.

[@rakkatytam]

He's agoraphobic, how is being forced to stay home for entertainment even an issue?

[@damianskiii4728]

doesnt have to mean that he enjoys staying at home

[@rakkatytam]

@@damianskiii4728 Well if he is agoraphobic then there is a high chance he likely spends a lot of time at home anyways, so blaming this on Covid really isn't valid. That's like saying just because someone is arachnophobic doesn't mean that they enjoy not being around spiders.

[@MyFictionalChaos]

I get how this is a joke but if youve ever had a phobia you'd know how real that shit feels. Im guessing by his backstory that he doesnt leave his house and games much anyway, but I can only imagine that he would have gone to therapy and/or have at least went out more before covid?? Edit: also my boyfriend has chrohns, adhd, and is agoraphobic and often if you have an auto immune disease then of course youre agoraphobic. My bf actually is terrified to leave his house because of covid and his mom was in the hospital for a bit and he used to go out a LOT before covid.

[@beaglezip]

Being agoraphobic doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't enjoy leaving his home generally. I have agoraphobia. It's more so I can't handle being in the jumble of people in stores when they are busy, but I love going out and doing stuff. I hate being stuck at home. I'm just afraid of the crowds and afraid that I'm going to mess up while in those crowds which gives me such immense anxiety.

[@Tyler-bp4md]

@@beaglezip also choosing not to go outside is much different than being forced not to. the grass is always greener, or in this case just green, and it likely causes some negative feelings.

[@fatmangames1311]

It's not about the money it's about sending a message

[@chris_friend1448]

Dude probably donated his whole saving to pokimane and sued twitch to get more so he can donate more

[@Vex-VII]

Gotta get those tier 3 subs in

[@mysticxz5159]

Byleth of the Wild copied top comment

[@AwkwardYet]

He’s the ultimate troll. People eat it up

[@LDPRxPS3x1]

Big brain

[@carloescutia1518]

i never thought about that...your a genius

[@maximummoisture2311]

The way they capitalize, “HAVE TO STAY HOME FOR ENTERTAINMENT” cracks me up more than it should

[@SvendleBerries]

lol yeah. I mean, its not like PronHub doesnt exist or anything. Or any other FREE ACTUAL PRON sites that exist. But nah, he chose to go to the circus and is now blaming the clowns because he just cant not touch his acorn.

[@taetm8868]

Chronic mas

[@lilAndrix]

in this case he is right

[@mohki6973]

woman: exist this guy: so anyway I started donating

The original still works. Him: so anyways....I started blasting. (Making jerking off motion with both hands alternating hands that he uses to beat his meat.)

[@ssgpizzalover515]

Bruh

[@3dsmaster537]

He owns every onlyfans

[@rolland890]

@ meanwhile city-wide blackouts in his proximity start escalating at a dramatic and unexplainable pace...

[@johns5586]

what a simp

[@maartenkeus8627]

But if he's only doing the suing for attention, doesn't that mean he's not being serious in any of these lawsuits?