Don't Be Skinny. Daniel Eachus - Full Special

[@StruttinStrayCat]

I wasn’t prepared for how original and funny this guy was.

[@Daneachus]

I'm still not prepared for it.

[@rebekah4761]

@@Daneachus but you know what is going to happen

[@zac3392]

Daniel Eachus As a scrawny, allergy prone man I am stealing so much of ur material...

[@Damnitjim7]

I also 🤣🤣🤣

[@Brasilanthony]

Yup!

[@simplyhuman3982]

He needs a longer special. That was fn hilarious.

[@elizabeth-jackie]

I love this stand up I've watched it so many times

[@amandafitzwater242]

“You’re bigger than I remembered.” Omg that was GREAT!!!!!

[@Daneachus]

Ha! Thanks, Amanda.

[@CannotBBlank]

So real. 😂

[@OneArtist2]

"My teeth may be stained, but they are steady." I can't -

[@Daneachus]

Oh, you can!

[@TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam]

*sturdy.

[@timothyfloogle]

@@Daneachus lol

[@umbravatum3603]

Wind mixed with flowers. Almost killed me... L O L

[@Daneachus]

ha! Thanks!

[@MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes]

Yup. Hi and bye, seasonal allergies! Please go away....

[@karliesukowaty]

It’s so true! I’m with him there 🤣

[@Heather-ep1st]

and what's hilarious is that's what happens to me when the seasons change so I'm SO using this

[@jeanne8507]

“Yeah, you’re not buying this.” “That’s how you get a free steak dinner at TGI Friday’s.” 😂😂😂 What a funny young man!

[@Daneachus]

Thanks for the love!

[@MasterMalrubius]

Daniel Eachus That was an awesome set.

[@Daneachus]

@@MasterMalrubius This is an awesome comment. Thank you.

[@tracianshermanmakarawo1085]

🤣🤞

[@mikilawson6466]

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[@KayceCrews]

"I think grocery stores should at least hide the food. That's why I like Walmart. Where's the lunchmeat? Oh, it's under these bath towels." LOL

[@Daneachus]

Ha! Thanks Kayce!

[@KayceCrews]

@@Daneachus The whole thing is funny. Thank you. :)

[@Daneachus]

@@KayceCrews I appreciate it!

[@bigdaddycountry7]

​@@Daneachus As a Wal-mart associate, I figured you were going going to mention Wal-mart. Didn't expect the last part though. lmao...... I thought your whole set was funny. Great job

[@Daneachus]

@@bigdaddycountry7 Ha! Thanks, Dennis!

[@DarknoorX]

I am also thin and afraid of the wind, because it can literally blow me away.

[@debbiefiuza]

I have been that thin before. It's kind of fun going to the southernmost tip of Portugal and almost being blown off the cliff.

[@DarknoorX]

@@debbiefiuza I had to hold on to a street light for dear life.

[@catc6050]

Everybody used to tease me and say they were gonna tie a string to me and fly me like a kite on windy days 😆

[@Apocalypse4162]

That Myspace joke.. hilarious brother. The whole set had me smiling and laughing good work!

[@Daneachus]

Ah, thank you thank you. You're making me blush.

[@AmyEugene]

@@Daneachus I got the Tom joke!!!

[@Daneachus]

@@AmyEugene Ha! Perfect. I did it just for you!

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

This whole set had me rolling! Gotta keep a look out for more of this guy (:

[@Daneachus]

You found me. I'm here. Thank you!

[@denisekessler4371]

Whoot whoot found you 😉😂

[@ronaldboyker9781]

"I saved a guy's life, now I can kill someone." Laughed so hard, I had tears. This guy is great.

[@JosiahABaker]

Yo, I had a birthday party at a bowling alley on my 18th. I invited like 20 people and was expecting maybe 10-12. Each of them would have paid like $10 for shoes and 2 games. My parents would have paid for pizza. When I got there, one of my friends showed up. We started bowling. Then another friend showed up. Later, the cashier saw that only 2 friends showed up. She saw that I kept looking for more people to come. There was a tournament going on with a bunch of middle aged rich people. The cashier fixed up two pizzas for me for free. While my friend and I were bowling, she gave me an envelope. The next thing I know, I’m leaving the bowling alley with $108 and I left without paying a dime for bowling.

[@Daneachus]

You are a hero. I love it.

[@JosiahABaker]

Daniel Eachus Thanks man.

[@thisisnotoleg]

That’s quite a turnaround on your birthday. Good fortune dude! :)

[@jacodasilva6695]

Better to have 2 good friends than 20 lousy friends. I am glad you did have a good birthday. 👍🤙

[@ThePetitMr]

2 good friends. That more then most people, gg

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

"NO ONE DIES AT THE CEMETERY!!" I died laughing 😭💀💀

[@Daneachus]

Ha! Thank you thank you!

[@cameronjadewallace]

No better place to hide a body, if you think about it.

[@FukUUrBitcheIsMyPayment]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephiegee5416]

Were you at a cemetery at the time? lol

[@SuperJ213]

“I dropped a couple of French fries…” and I’m picturing French fry shaped tear drops as he’s pointing at his fictitious face tats.

[@timothyfloogle]

Same dude same

[@kylegordon00]

Wow, what a set. This guy is on his way to greater success. Lots of solid and original premises. A good crowd makes a good comic a great comic!

[@Daneachus]

Hey, thank you thank you.

[@j10984]

The crowd missed a few of the subtle jokes, great set

[@Daneachus]

Shoooot. I know right. Thank you!

[@grimwave54]

They weren't ready

[@Daneachus]

@@grimwave54 But their kids are gonna love it.

[@grimwave54]

Daniel Eachus I'm saying you were too good lol

[@Daneachus]

@@grimwave54 I know. I was quoting Back to the Future. Thanks!

[@emilymiller5045]

This guy is great replying to all the comments and such.

[@Daneachus]

I don't want anyone to feel left out...even the trolls. lol

[@zachgeorge7185]

As a jr Firefighter that Substitute Firefighter line is golden !!

[@Daneachus]

Ha! Thanks!

[@MayorOfAmerica]

I'll be rewatching this gem and sending the link to all my friends, expecting a thank you in return, because I'll be funny by association now! It's no more shameful than a free steak dinner at TGIF. I laughed a lot and you made me think extra-abstractly too. Well done skinny Sir, Thank you! 😄

[@Daneachus]

The world needs more of you MayorOfAmerica! Also, the Skinny Sir is my wrestling name.

[@larspossum9201]

"It's not a cape! It's large, shut up..."

[@Corn22]

i don’t understand

[@larspossum9201]

@@Corn22 the costume is big and looks like a cape Because it's hanging down in the back

[@gellawella]

This had me in stitches, so funny!!

[@BigWinWinter]

This was hilarious, enjoyed each setup after setup! Brought great laughter to all of us!

[@Daneachus]

Only the setups?! You didn't like my punchlines???

[@BigWinWinter]

Daniel Eachus haha no. All of it! I mixed my words as we were too enjoying laughing. Thank you for the joy you brought us!

[@amybee40]

Clever and original! More from this guy please!

[@Daneachus]

Fine! I'll write more.

[@timothyfloogle]

@@Daneachus please don't stop

[@Rokchichomesickg]

I’m unusually skinny too. Relatable set! Hilarious

[@Daneachus]

We're not unusual. Everyone else is! Thanks for watching!

[@sixstringcity3931]

Her cup isn’t haunted.. her pills just stopped working 🤣

[@Daneachus]

Ha! Thanks!

[@sixstringcity3931]

Daniel Eachus wow hey thanks for responding- cool that you see tgese. You had me rolling dude! Seriously needed the laughs and they were relatability hilarious! Thank You Sir 🙏🏻

[@Daneachus]

@@sixstringcity3931 I'm like Santa, I'm always watching! Haha, thank you thank you.

[@sixstringcity3931]

Daniel Eachus 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewhoppas7984]

We only do substitute jobs with teachers it's weird Vice Presidents " am I a joke to you?"

[@lgoll]

Vice-anything actually I found that hilarious

[@augustusstark]

finally, I found one channel filled with amazingly original standup special where no political joke to ruin the mood!

[@Heather-ep1st]

amen! funny, non political and clean

[@CatsArePeopleToo]

There's usually a line I keep laughing over and quoting after watching a good comedian, but with this guy there were so many! Loved it all, just truly a funny guy.😂😂

[@Daneachus]

Ah, you're too nice. Thank you.

[@CatsArePeopleToo]

@@Daneachus Looking forward to the next one👍👍😂

[@Razi98]

Didn't know I needed this - love his laid-back attitude haha

[@Daneachus]

I chugged two RedBulls before I filmed this. It's as energetic as I get.

[@Razi98]

@@Daneachus Didn't think I would ever tag one of my people - I'm the same lol. No matter how 'awake' I try to act, I always come across as lazy to people. Well, best wishes from across the globe - hope you reach new heights!

[@Daneachus]

@@Razi98 Ha. Same. Thank you! Cheers.

[@thewatcher8773]

Really funny stuff! “Fresh to death”. 😂. I see what you did there🤣🤣🤣

[@Daneachus]

Haha, thanksssss

[@xblJoey]

The crowd missed that one, but I cackled

[@globetrekker86]

“What does this cord do?” 🤣🤣

[@catc6050]

"Sure its safe!" 😆

[@MrCchh7]

Read this just as the joke hit 🤣🤣

[@ursulag2670]

Really good comedy! He definitely deserves more attention. I'll keep an eye out for new stuff. :)

[@ZeLittleWing]

This was so good. I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing delivery. "I better not get eaten by a guy in a tank top." XD

[@slomofome14]

Show some respect 🤣

[@MJ-sy2en]

So its not just me killing spiders with febreeze, a mango overload

[@Daneachus]

It works like a charm!

[@MJ-sy2en]

Daniel its you!!! I've never seen someone actually reply to they're special! I'm a nerd too.

[@Daneachus]

@@MJ-sy2en Lol. In the flesh. I don't know why more comics don't.

[@emilytelese8972]

I know I was thinking the same thing! 😂 I once had to use my shaving cream to get one that was hiding in my shower 😡

[@Daneachus]

@@emilytelese8972 Heyyyy shaving cream is smart. I'm going to try it.

[@sixxygrrl]

His jokes are so multi-layered. I spent more time laughing at his word play than anything!!!

[@Daneachus]

You're too kind. Thank you!

[@mhandanunnerybosarge1690]

Wow, most comedians only make me laugh 3 or 4 times during their set, but this guy had me laughing so hard thru his entire set. So funny! Now I’ll have to search KZbin for more of his videos 😊

[@Daneachus]

The search is over. I am here! And thank you.

[@Edwahlq]

Love this dude's timing! 😂 Genuinely laughed out loud, which rarely happens!

[@PrincessHVHHDSSS]

You are GOLD. Laughing the whole time. Wind & flowers try to kill me every day too. Mother nature, she mean! Love your work. Love Holly 🕊🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱🐦🍃🍀🌻🌴🐥👸🍃🍀🌻🌲🌴🌳🌵🌼🌾🕊🌿☘🌱💃🌹🌺🕊

[@Daneachus]

Thanks Holly. You mean business with emojis.

[@PrincessHVHHDSSS]

@@Daneachus Hi Daniel! Thanks for writing me. Greatings from Toorak Melbourne Victoria Australia, pollen capital of the world. How awesome are emojis! 🤗 Te he he. I will watch out for your next comedy set, you are a class act. Clean, polite, hilarious, and a joy to spend time with. Princess Holly 👸🕊🌲🍀🍃🌳

[@Daneachus]

@@PrincessHVHHDSSS AND a Princess?! Well, thank you, Princess Holly. I appreciate your kind words!

[@PrincessHVHHDSSS]

@@Daneachus A Princess, by adoption,🤗 into God's Kingdom. I am born a gentile, but I beleve in, and I have met, the one & only living God of Jacob, Moses, Elijah, and the Jewish Messiah Jesus, son of God, born of the vigin. No earthly riches, but heavenly blessings & the joy of eternity with God the father. And Princess of the emojis 🤗😎😍👸🌹🌸🌵🌳💐🌷🌾🍃🐞💮🌿🕊🐝⚘☘🌴🌱🌻🥀🍀🌼🌺🌲🌳🌵🍃🌾🌿☘🌱🍀🌲🌺🥀🌳🌵🌸🍃🌾🌷💐🕊🌿💮🐞🐝⚘☘👸🌱🏵🌴🌻🥀🍀🌲🌺🌼🕊

[@hazelvazquez765]

He started off slow, but he had me in tears by the end 😂

[@Daneachus]

I reward those who stay and watch the whole thing.

[@saeedgnu]

One of the best. Bravo.

[@MusicHarvester]

I love him!! 😭🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️ Oh my goodness! I need more!!

[@Daneachus]

And I love you. Feel free to add me on all the social medias. @DanEachus

[@kathykelley7273]

My teeth may be stained but they’re sturdy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tiger lol❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@catmonkey4351]

This guy was great. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

[@Daneachus]

You're too kind!

[@slomofome14]

Dude, that whole set was solid, awesome job 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Had me Lolling the whole way through! I have an interview as a substitute teacher in a few days, I can’t wait til that joke comes up in conversation, way too good not to be repeated a lot 😂

[@Blessedup69]

This guys really good!!!!

[@Daneachus]

YOU'RE really good. Thank you!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

This guy is really good, Or These guys ARE really good. Or... This guy's really good, a singular contraction of GUY and IS, with an apostrophe. Singular versus plural? Basic 3rd-grade grammar, punctuation, spelling? Huh???? Scholastic is offering FREE Elementary through High School help for kids during C19. It's free. Google it. Hope this helps, sweetie! Talk to your parents... perhaps they can help?

[@Daneachus]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Hey, you leave BlessedUp alone. We're bestfriends now!

[@dantong75]

One of the best Dry Bars of all time 🤣🤣

[@Daneachus]

Now you're just tooting my horn! Thank you. Appreciate it!

[@dantong75]

@@Daneachus I dont even know how to play a horn ;) I wouldn't say it if I didn't feel it 💯

[@Daneachus]

@@dantong75 Well thank you thank you

[@dantong75]

@@Daneachus I can keep replying to help your algorithm stats and views 😉🤣

[@Daneachus]

@@dantong75 Ha! I like your thinking

[@deborahblair8459]

Clean comedy warms my heart and makes me laugh out loud, even when I’m alone. ❤Thank you for brightening my day! 😂I had to share it with three people who I hope will do the same.

[@mariejones6324]

I have tattoos and have managed 2 different fast food chains... I almost lost it when he said "dropped a couple french fries" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daneachus]

Haha, thanks Marie!

[@Heather-ep1st]

this guy is undiscovered talent. he is HILARIOUS

[@gisselaaaaaa]

Lmao the tattoo joke took me off

[@matthewstewart910]

This guy was so great! Thanks for the laughs, Daniel!

[@Daneachus]

Hey, you're great. Thank you!

[@MissaMitchell]

You had my family snorting our drinks while we were eating dinner. Thanks for the laughs!

[@Daneachus]

Sure, blame it on me!! Haha, thank you!

[@timothyfloogle]

Dude, you're hilarious because youre honest. And hella profound. You inspire me as a standup

[@Daneachus]

Hey, thank you thank you.

[@timothyfloogle]

@@Daneachus thank you sir!

[@timothyfloogle]

Totally deserves to make t-shirts that say Touche Grandma.

[@Daneachus]

I love it

[@timothyfloogle]

@@Daneachus the idea is yours bro. Merchandise it

[@timothyfloogle]

Split the profits?

[@timothyfloogle]

98% your way

[@lm3253]

So funny. Loved this show! Great job!

[@isabelgason563]

I loved this. I was laughing through it all,

[@Daneachus]

Good. Very good. Thanks Isabel.

[@D.Antony]

Absolutely hilarious. He's def legit.

[@ryanmyers9389]

Would like to see more from him nice job

[@Daneachus]

Hey, thanks. Just say my name three times, and I'll appear wherever you need me to.

[@_sheebie]

Oh my gosh, this guy is really really funny! I loved it. Thank you very much for posting this video. 💓

[@Daneachus]

Hey, thanks Karin.

[@_sheebie]

@@Daneachus 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟🌟

[@sorssurr4442]

This is very relatable for me. Love it.

[@belovedbenton]

YESS ANOTHER ONE

[@Daneachus]

You want more?!?!?! I'll tryyyyyy!

[@MrClam]

was greatly satisfied with clicking on this recommendation

[@Daneachus]

Love your enthusiasm. Thank you!

[@rogersledz6793]

@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/8/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽

[@AGregtothePast]

This was absolutely hilarious! Loved it

[@noother964]

This guy's good! Material, timing and that voice...! I'm already googling for more.

[@Daneachus]

Google no further. I'm here.

[@noother964]

@@Daneachus Wow, just found the source! You're great, wish you the best.

[@brikenakay3142]

Thank you, Daniel. You are very funny. Beet of luck to you.

[@Daneachus]

You are very nice. Thank you.

[@Darthalas]

this dude was spot on and hilarious😂😂

[@gatekeeper65]

Excellent !

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

Thank you for sharing with us your Talent..You are Funny thank you for the time you Shared with us

[@Daneachus]

Hey, you're the best. Thank you!

[@klkproductions318]

This guy is so funny! I hope he does another show!!!

[@Sirrvick01]

Love this. Funny.

[@stacyashlee]

Completely original . Perfect

[@Daneachus]

Whoa, now you're just making me blush

[@debbiehorn8263]

I thought for a moment that he'd bomb with this crowd but he keep getting stronger . Very funny. A+

[@Daneachus]

I like to build the suspense.

[@debbiehorn8263]

@@Daneachus GREAT JOP !

[@erikaford7743]

I was literally lol! I had tears in my eyes!

[@Daneachus]

Thank you thank you!

[@menarussell]

Daniel, you're awesome and hilarious. Thank youuu. I've been 5'1, 93-97 lbs all my life and can relate to all the jokes on size, etc. My friend blew on me and pushed me over to mimic the wind years ago. She also put my tennis shoes inside of hers. Lol As a professional dog trainer, at a semiar, I put on the bite sleeve for protection training. I turned around and the boss started laughing. I asked why. He said you didn't fall over. He also cracked up because I looked so dainty, like a fairy when I did the agitation part. When I was a babysitter the kids asked me if I drove there. My car was outside. Anyway, every single bit was awesome. I'm going to watch it again and look for more videos of you. I also love sharing great comedians with friends. No caveman ghosts? Lol exactly I was on MySpace. I'm that old. Yes, I've had spiders while driving. It's awful. My bf years ago gave me the children's dose of a med. I wondered why it didn't work and found out later. He defended it because of my size. LOL I'm going to write these down as material for myself to use.

[@sharlenehakes7413]

This was good, very funny. Love the wind mixed with flowers joke.

[@Daneachus]

You're too kind, Sharlene. Thanks!

[@missshannonsunshine]

The fat people hiking this is so true! I laughed so hard that I had to go back

[@Daneachus]

It's better the second time anyway. Thank you

[@dannyanniebeaufanny8261]

This guys is so funny! A lot of his material hits me at my core.

[@Daneachus]

Appreciate it, Danny Annie Beau Fanny.

[@myfamilymatters]

Wow. This guy is so good.

[@Daneachus]

Hey, wow, thank you!

[@ksis86]

I’ve killed spiders with febreze and perfume on multiple occasions 😂😂 that bit killed me lmao

[@Daneachus]

Hey, if it works, it works!

[@tomperry2637]

🏆 WAY too funny! I’m at the Queen Mary and I REALLY was looking forward to SEEING you - still looking … 😉

[@bethsummers7723]

Loved him! Very original. Sharing with my friends.

[@Daneachus]

Thank you! I hope you have a billion friends.

[@karmic-lt3mi]

stellar!!!

[@Daneachus]

Hey, appreciate it!

[@iconnic]

Insanely good set!!!

[@Daneachus]

It was fine. I appreciate it!

[@Taliyon]

I like his delivery.

[@Daneachus]

Hopefully the jokes are ok too.

[@zee1no]

Awesome clean humour two thumbs way up

[@arlie1118]

Omg I'm crying...from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 🤣😂🤣❤🥰👍

[@VioletJoy]

This guy is very original. Very refreshing and hilarious. 🤣

[@Daneachus]

Hey, thanks, Violet Joy

[@VioletJoy]

@@Daneachus I don't laugh at just anything, so you can take my comment as a huge compliment. 😁

[@rebeccathumper9128]

This guy is Hilarious He had me laughing all the way through to the end..😂😂😂😂

[@Daneachus]

Thanks, Rebecca. I appreciated your comment all the way through the end.

[@dillongage7628]

As a skinny man this resonated in my soul. 😂😂 I havent laughed so hard on any of these.

[@charlieboutin3341]

Brilliant comedy! Loved this. I can totally relate, I Was skinny in my youth, not so much anymore. My cheeks hurt from smiling so big! 👍👍😂

[@Daneachus]

Appreciate it, Charlie!

[@outtatheashez6636]

Oh my god this guy is amazing!!!!

[@isaborg8353]

Just fantastic!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@StenGilles]

I CANNOT LMAOO THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

[@Daneachus]

Oh, but you CAN.

[@Gladedancer]

"P90X!! Glitter!" lmao

[@888hereandnow]

Hahah ,"hey what does this cord do?!"😉🤪

[@DomDollx]

This was a grt set !

[@SuperBenJacob]

Delightful.

[@kalebflips447]

😅🤣🤣🤣 yessss "wind mixed with flowers"

[@lizdestefano4905]

😂😅 I'm dying from laughing and I'm at work! Love Dry Bar and this guy is Hilarious! I work at Walmart and hes not wrong 😂😅! I love the Cemetery comment which why are they considered content? There's dead people in them but he's right and died at one would be very sad! My Great aunt had a whole conversation with her coffee mug I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@babslekaradas8555]

This guy is amazing 😍 Laughed so much!

[@Daneachus]

Hey! I appreciate it!