Tell the truth I am an American ( Kentucky) and my husband is German ....he laughed to tears when he heard this ...We both love Fluffy!!!
@majormononoke89582 жыл бұрын
y, you know who didnt laugh? the JEWS
@racheallange20562 жыл бұрын
@@majormononoke8958 Are you attacking me because my husband is German? I don´t see you complaining about other comments with others laughing.
@zeldaconnection99452 жыл бұрын
@@majormononoke8958 So i can`t be both, German and Jew? Think first write than Rassist!
@lehaidang26022 жыл бұрын
@@racheallange2056 it's just a joke
@Red_Fox_872 жыл бұрын
@@zeldaconnection9945 no, it means you didn't get the joke... Take your own advice.
@freddymorel90762 жыл бұрын
As a German, I bursted out into laughter 😂 That joke was on point 😂
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
German fucked around, German found out lol
@patriciajrs46 Жыл бұрын
Very cool.
@hankklassen4295 Жыл бұрын
I'm a German /Canadian, I was crying with laughter.
@thejester321 Жыл бұрын
same XD
@cv507 Жыл бұрын
Don't Do It! | Gabriel Iglesias Gabriel Iglesias 6,48 Mio. Abonnenten 3,7 Mio. Aufrufe vor 1 Jahr Happy Sunday!!! 1.005 Kommentare c v Kommentar hinzufügen… @cv507 @cv507 vor 1 Sekunde HÄhähähh häh? $€ plätt öFF jü´$ v v @sharalakid @sharalakid vor 11 Monaten As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off! 2676 @cv507 @cv507 vor 24 Sekunden (bearbeitet) HÄhähähh pöLünDx HÄhähähh häh? $€ plätt öFF jü´$ v v
@MarshallRedmon012 жыл бұрын
6:05 "Yeah, felt like Poland" I laughed hard while my brother is looking at me (I don't get it) then Gabriel answered for me
@crix_b10472 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there were going to be Russians around here. Felt like Ukraine.
@kaceyskeens42472 жыл бұрын
@@crix_b1047 Wise men say only fools Russ ian
@crix_b10472 жыл бұрын
@@kaceyskeens4247 Oh dear me, that was indeed hilarious
@TheFifhtEye Жыл бұрын
Being a Pole and a grandson of the Polish Resistance Army fighter during WW2 I did snort at that, that was funny as hell:)
@InteloPL Жыл бұрын
@@crix_b1047same for Poles in 39, 17 days later...
@sharalakid2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off!
@MarshallRedmon012 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Twisted_Code2 жыл бұрын
Just to confirm for my own sake, that was a World War II joke right?
@dawi89292 жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_Code yes, it was
@BurntoutBastard2 жыл бұрын
Mah Country-humans fan ass self: God damn -3-
@rickelleman66132 жыл бұрын
Ah, but at least some Poles KNEW the Germans were coming. One branch of my family lived in Krakow. The day after the Nazis demanded the Sudetenland, the went to a bank, mortgaged their property, bought boat tickets and emigrated to the US.
@HuSHBeats8082 жыл бұрын
As an Indian, he second he said "and then we got to Delhi" I knew some shit bad boutta happen... 😭🤣
@shubhamsagarsingh94512 жыл бұрын
This here is so true 🤣
@operatorchakkoty42572 жыл бұрын
The Berlin of India. If shit goes down, it goes down in Delhi.
@donlove0112 жыл бұрын
I just red your comment in Indian accent and I almost choked. 😀
@shelia-paulettegarnerrober43552 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😂
@thelostsoul55312 жыл бұрын
@@donlove011 you know you heard Apu.
@limelimelimee Жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve quoted *”DON DO IT- DON DO IT”* he delivered that perfectly.
@Violindsey942 жыл бұрын
I saw him live back in February and am going to see him again at the end of September. He's even better in person!
@REDOYSTERCULT3022 жыл бұрын
The show he’s talking bout or THIS show
@Violindsey942 жыл бұрын
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 Completely different show. I'm talking about his 2022 shows
@michaeltheoret38422 жыл бұрын
Man, I would LOVE to go to one of His Shows !
@cornholio87152 жыл бұрын
@@michaeltheoret3842 made it to 2 of them you would love it
@larryrodriguez19772 жыл бұрын
where?
@harueveningtide9796 Жыл бұрын
Fluffy losing 100 pounds gave me the strength to keep on pushing to lose my weight. Thank you Fluffy, you are a miracle in this world and a blessing
@robblequoffle84565 ай бұрын
Better for Gabe to lose 100 pounds than to lose Gabe.
@clarissacota20473 ай бұрын
Been a year but hey I hope your weight loss journey is going strong! 🫡
@philipchurch98482 жыл бұрын
Fluffy you are so needed and appreciated in this world. I never can keep a bad attitude after watching even just a few minutes of your amazing entertainment style.
@deaththekid7052 жыл бұрын
As someone from germany, this is pure gold
@williamludvigsen48122 жыл бұрын
“I was just waiting for one of them to go FAT MAN” has me rolling😂😂
@maryturner33502 жыл бұрын
OMG , Gabriel this is ,and you are everything I need today . I stopped crying and can't stop laughing!
@fengxiaoyang2 жыл бұрын
I hope you recovered from whatever that made you cry
@ipekkutlu782 жыл бұрын
Completely agree😂
@nielsprovoost42032 жыл бұрын
So basically you’re crying again but for good reasons
@josh2Sides22 жыл бұрын
Me too
@neonhomer2 жыл бұрын
Martin: "Don't do it!" Gabriel: "Too late! Fluffy's pissed!"
@Auspop Жыл бұрын
Und Ja, that night some fat Mexican guy got killed xD JK i love the guy...
@Doragonkyasuta2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see this joke, I am always thinking the whole time how ironic that Fanta, a drink originally invented in 1940 Germany as a Coca Cola alternative due to trade embargoes, is popular in India. However the Indians are afraid of the Germans at the venue, then the one German who was confronting Fluffy exclaimed "they do not like Fanta". Sometimes a joke can have so much meaning behind it, depending on ones perspective.
@arrowblue39092 жыл бұрын
But they do like VW cars tho xp
@keithfrost72282 жыл бұрын
Life and soul of a party right here....🙄
@michealfenton98292 жыл бұрын
@@arrowblue3909 kinda funny fluffy likes Volkswagen too Edit: omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten, the most I get is like 1 or 2
@TheHippieJoe_real2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching KZbin not the history channel
@Whiskeyactual95312 жыл бұрын
Huh, I learned something today. Thank-you
@joe_legend.05 Жыл бұрын
I was cracking up when he said "Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it"!!
@BjornIronSid32 жыл бұрын
Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard like Fluffy does i sincerly love everything you do :)
@thakidrashad_12892 жыл бұрын
Same man I was in tears
@HundredSlot2 жыл бұрын
Aries Spears too
@mako70542 жыл бұрын
George Carlin
@gracieg76012 жыл бұрын
@@mako7054 with Mexican heritage. He’s fantastic. I love the story about Dave. His bus driver.
@XzzVttll2 жыл бұрын
lol, you have to work out on your social life and frieds
@SherryAnn1967 Жыл бұрын
I am part German and Polish and I loved the joke. At first I was like, no he didn't just say that and then I laughed a little. Fluffy does it again.
@kathleen27542 жыл бұрын
This one about the Germans has got to be one of the funniest I have ever heard. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my ribs hurt. Thank you Fluffy for being so funny
@mycroft162 жыл бұрын
There's something insanely hilarious about a large Mexican doing flawless impersonations of accents. Fluffy is king. Every damn time my face hurts. The Poland joke was top shelf man. That was funny shit right there.
@ohsess40662 жыл бұрын
As a 6 foot German i cannot stop laughing about Lufthansa flight story xD
@mattway18 Жыл бұрын
Is it because of the blood of-
@Foresight_Dreamer2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jokes of his 🙌🏼🤣 been a fan since I was 16
@Commandasaurus2 жыл бұрын
The "I felt like Poland"-Joke gets me every single time ^^ That is not only smart, it is really creeping up on you, awesome line :D
@ntvypr48202 жыл бұрын
This man can make the BEST sound effects to illustrate his jokes. He has beat Cosby, and stepped up into Pryor and Murphy territory!
@teresagoodwin74582 жыл бұрын
Fluffy, you are a priceless national treasure!!! Your humor always has me in stitches 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never get tired of listening to you and your stories which are funnier because you incorporate things that really happen to you!! Truly priceless and EPIC and super hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pray I get to see you at least once live!! Thanks for the laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@larrymay91612 жыл бұрын
I've been following you for years and you never fail to crack me up thank you blessings
@vegasboast Жыл бұрын
I will second this.....
@celicacornelissen5523 Жыл бұрын
¨Blood of Jews¨ made me spit my drink over the tabel and than they laugh like klingons from stare trek lol
@Mostaism2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I've seen this joke dozens of times since you first posted it. Every time, every, single, time, I crack up. You kill me. I know it's coming, and even as I fold over laughing, I find myself saying "that's messed up bro". And THAT'S why it's funny. Love your work, keep pushing boundaries
@ryanmccullymothafukars32532 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@lelouchvibritannia40282 жыл бұрын
This is the single funniest joke he has ever said, especially that "felt like Poland" joke. 😂😂😂
@josephparis97362 жыл бұрын
Greatest comedian going today! You are definitely the Fluffy guy! Good to hear that you lost all that weight and are in much better health. Laughter threw unity. Keep the great stand up comedy coming.
@Lazarus-aap2 жыл бұрын
I am dutch and at some point i lived in Hong Kong and worked for a german company. There were times i couldn't even understand what they said due to their heavy accent. Had to be professional and not laugh at their accent. They were all amazing people though and i had an unforgettable and awesome time there
@thenamesianna2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard on the "blood of Jews" joke that I choked on my own saliva
@CommodoreFloopjack782 жыл бұрын
"Und release the bat!"🤣
@terry47512 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "blood of jews"🤣
@higherup98622 жыл бұрын
So did some Palestinians.
@PipiripauBrand2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! great show Gabriel, always killing it
@nyrican4t2 жыл бұрын
The tears keep coming no matter how many times I hear this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cmpoliver34992 жыл бұрын
My jaw is sore from laughing so hard. Dang this is good 🤣🤣🤣
@pollypockets5082 жыл бұрын
One of the best storytellers
@treyowen9213 Жыл бұрын
0:55 this is why I love Marrteen so much, he’s the biggest nerd out of the whole squad.
@Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik2 жыл бұрын
Dang it ya made me laugh. Gods bless ya Fluffy!
@garthhunt72382 жыл бұрын
This is like the third time I’ve watched this video in less than a year- it is Classic Fluffy Gold!!
@samanthabennett-medievh53282 жыл бұрын
He felt like Poland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@margaretpenny1604 Жыл бұрын
Laughter is like a medicine.
@eddiedeloyjr31352 жыл бұрын
You are an awesome comic bro. Please keep up the great shows. God knows this hateful planet needs the laughs.
@boyfangirl63212 жыл бұрын
The getting rebooked onto a German airline thing was so crazily hilarious even Fluffy couldn't help chuckling a little- 😂
@tayyoung80022 жыл бұрын
I feel like the germans always get left out of these jokes so I feel like they actually really enjoyed this. Shout out to international recognition!
@ipekkutlu782 жыл бұрын
Fluffy you are so sweet. You got my vote on the " blood of xxxxx" 🤣🥰
@Gestrid2 жыл бұрын
I'm American, and this joke killed me!
@moneyboy47542 жыл бұрын
As a german I can confirm that you are loved over here as well
@joyful_yolk123 Жыл бұрын
"I had to idea there were gonna be Germans tonight" "I felt like Poland" 💀
@saracuevasart Жыл бұрын
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16
@Luxurywon19 сағат бұрын
Heaven yes
@hebrewhammer40862 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite segment of all time lmao. I love it!
@wolfrainexxx Жыл бұрын
When those intrusive thoughts win.
@IAMTURDLE2 жыл бұрын
I miss Mr Iglesias now I finished the series and it was amazing I LAB YA GABRIEL
@patriciajrs46 Жыл бұрын
Fluffy is terrific. Always. No matter how many times you hear it.
@ThatOneKpopAdict Жыл бұрын
My dad played some of your jokes on Pandora one time when my family and I were going on a really long road trip, and now I'm hooked 🤣. That was like 3-4 years ago. Thank you for the laughs my family and I have had 😂
@the_real_hannibal2 жыл бұрын
6:02 7:38 I'm a history nerd, this had me DYING 😂
@lelouchvibritannia40282 жыл бұрын
Same 😂🤣 6:02 had me dying
@sayonarasekai63972 жыл бұрын
can you pls explain me that poland joke...m not a history nerd..pls help me
@lelouchvibritannia40282 жыл бұрын
@@sayonarasekai6397 Poland is the 1st country Germany invaded in WW2. It's what supposedly started the war.
@lelouchvibritannia40282 жыл бұрын
@@sayonarasekai6397 Although I personally blame the British and French for declaring war on Germany.
@larrymay91612 жыл бұрын
I've been following you for years you've never failed to crack me up thank you God bless
@gokureka2751 Жыл бұрын
his voice impressions are just outclass the bats flapping their wongs, him making sound of getting kicked JUST AMAZING
@aartj5kids52 жыл бұрын
You look fabulous! I hope you feel as good as you look.
@snowdog032 жыл бұрын
This is from at least 16 years ago.
@br45243 ай бұрын
I have covid very bad right now in my lungs and can't laugh normally but i do what i can. Love you Fluffy. Thank you
@watertiger0072 жыл бұрын
Fluffy is lucky he doesn’t have long hair. Happen to my mom as a kid. She had long hair and a bat flew into her head and got caught in her hair. It got itself loose after a few minutes, but the event freaked my mom out so bad that she still has a slight fear of bats.
@noodlelord6315 Жыл бұрын
batwoman origin story
@cynthiaslaton5643 Жыл бұрын
HBO
@deirdreblignaut73902 жыл бұрын
Priceless, Fluffy; PRICELESS!! 🤣🤣🤣
@dawi89292 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Germany 😉 Love your shows and especially this one. So true and so funny in a nutshell 👍🏻😂😂😂
@ThatApexGuy34 Жыл бұрын
" I was waiting for one of them to go, "Hey, fat man!"" Had me on the floor dying.
@macforme2 жыл бұрын
Fluffy crossed the line and lived to tell about it.
@ckaydw Жыл бұрын
You have to be one of the funniest man I have ever heard. You’re so awesome and I would love to,see you live. I pray great success for you always. God Bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@thomaskeil1437 Жыл бұрын
You have to know your audience. Humor can cut through bias and prejudice with a very sharp edge. Fluffy took a risk there and came out as he intended, funny. He knew his audience. What he is doing on stage seems almost spontaneous, but I bet a great deal of preparation, practice and thought goes into each joke. Comedy is hard.
@jenni9902 Жыл бұрын
When he describes the sound of bats I could almost imagine it so well that I can see the bat. Und release the bat! 🦇
@Gabber1110 Жыл бұрын
The line "i was just waiting for one of em to go FAT MAN" made me laugh harder than normal
@marcochapi8002 ай бұрын
Honestly this has to be one of the most funniest jokes out there from fluffy😂
@shelia-paulettegarnerrober43552 жыл бұрын
You look awesome Fluffy ! Congrats on the weight loss ! 👏👏👏👏
@chiggy.pig72 жыл бұрын
“Blood of Jews!” My husband and I are currently ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@tayyoung80022 жыл бұрын
This guy has got me cracking up over every joke!!!
@aprilchen48344 ай бұрын
As a history teacher, thank you Fluffy!😅
@Ilikepie4152 жыл бұрын
Thank you for going to fox woods today I loved the 9:30 show and I loved how you stay extra Time love every bit of it wish I would have met you but I was in the balcony. Keep doing what you do. Hope everything go better for you have a safe trip home also hope Frank is doing well
@paulcollyer801 Жыл бұрын
It’s one thing to live a funny story, it’s a whole other level telling it so darned well
@OnlyTrueNeko2 жыл бұрын
As a german this is the funniest shit ive heared xD well done! i barly crack up so much
@GoldMotive Жыл бұрын
Blood summoned the inner demons for that German joke
@trishvusstig24232 жыл бұрын
Omg a Bat.. I do love Strawberry Fanta Drink.. Thanks Gabriel for making me laugh.. You the Man.. AKA.. Fluffy.. :)
@dwaynegarfield1551 Жыл бұрын
PURE BRILLIANCE!💕🙏👍👊
@stevendolangitano4life3012 жыл бұрын
I have Polish ancestry, and I died when he said I felt like Poland. Like Fluffy said it was a smart-ass joke...I also have German ancestry...so yeah. I laughed so hard my sides are hurting.
@RealSquidShady2 жыл бұрын
Was the polish side hurting more?
@stevendolangitano4life3012 жыл бұрын
@Squid Shady LOL! No, the German side was oddly enough haha.
@floorwater19712 жыл бұрын
Pls explain
@stevendolangitano4life3012 жыл бұрын
@Floor Water I have both Polish and German in my family line, but since I've never lived in either Germany or Poland I can't say I'm German or Polish. I'm an American.
@floorwater19712 жыл бұрын
@@stevendolangitano4life301 That really is a smart joke🤣
@jrshivley2 жыл бұрын
That was one as soon as you wished you could eat your words as soon as you said them 😮 Love you Fluffy ❤❤❤
@goldenknight60262 жыл бұрын
Love doing history homework as he talks about people falling history with his poland joke 😅😂
@joannasowinska6789 Жыл бұрын
I'm Polish and this is HILARIOUS! 🤣
@Mr_Milo79782 жыл бұрын
You taught me more Spanish than middle and high school
@leomdk9392 жыл бұрын
That's because you didn't pay attention or give any effort in school. That's on you.
@LycanFerret2 жыл бұрын
@@leomdk939 Speak for yourself. I loved French, took 5 years of it. Did great on all the tests, passed each year with a 95. But the second I left the classroom, it was as if it all just evaporated from my brain. Two years later, I can't even say a sentence. I'm not even sure how I managed to forget 5 years when I wrote entire essays in French in the class.
@Mr_Milo7978 Жыл бұрын
@@leomdk939 I didn't even take Spanish stupid
@leomdk939 Жыл бұрын
@@LycanFerret You're a liar --- I guarantee you remember more from those 5 years than you do from one stand up video, which is what we're talking about, in case you didn't get it.
@leomdk939 Жыл бұрын
You are a liar.
@Tuukkis2 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I fucking love Fluffy.
@kingb6427 Жыл бұрын
I loved this video a lot especially when he was at the airport
@spatzenseevetal2 жыл бұрын
As a German I laughed really hard.
@averylchapman38962 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the laughter. You are a nice man
@deboraballes90442 жыл бұрын
His bat noises are spot on😆
@tysongehlhausen33102 ай бұрын
My blood is mostly German, but 100 percent American. That was funny
@clydepeligro29942 жыл бұрын
FORGIVE ME FLUFFYYYY!!!!!! THIS IS FOR SELENAAA!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY WE HISPANICS ARE FOR SALINASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
@SEvenNX09 Жыл бұрын
Fluffy:" The last thing i wanna do is offend them" Also Fluffy: *making fun of Germans anyway* 😂
@lupabomba53602 жыл бұрын
I’m American/ German and like 3% Indian so this video was meant for me. Can’t stop laughing!!!!
@margaretpenny1604 Жыл бұрын
Laughter is like a medicine
@eliseomolina17422 жыл бұрын
im supposed to be doing homework but even then fluffy does not fail to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@Nominokoni2 жыл бұрын
6:10 that’s the best pun I’ve ever heard 😂
@manical902 жыл бұрын
"Too late, fluffy's pissed." XD
@JustAFungii Жыл бұрын
I can never stop smiling when i watch these videos
@SilverWhitefang2 жыл бұрын
Found this to be very amusing, keep up those jokes and laughs! It sure had me laughing a few.