Throwback Thursday: The Bartender Tried To Warn Me | Gabriel Iglesias

Happy throwback Thursday from 2014!
#GabrielIglesias

[@nirro765]

"So Martin and I..." Me: *opens microwaved popcorn* Here we go...

[@SkullSoldier559]

Lol

[@sebcan844]

Fr tho! Also I see your a darling of culture

[@toastszz]

I just saw ur pfp... i see u i see u my fellow weeb

[@kobehollowhorn4180]

@@toastszz XD yess my fellow weebs

[@strawberrypocky6644]

I finished watching the anime a couple weeks ago, and I cried so much. T_T

[@mac2696]

Gabe: so Martin and I Me: oh this gon be good

[@ishhki966]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@trap3rb287]

Martin share all his good shit moments with gabe😂👌🏻

[@CiudadanaHerzeleid]

Always 😁

[@stijnVDA1994]

Martin coming from the toilet spotting gabe with the gay dude: now the fun happens😈

[@Clara-xl1bh]

Yess😂😂

[@joshesquibel7805]

Best quote i have ever accidentally said was “ i get a little drunk when I’m gay” my friends never let me forget it

[@Buckle-Bucky]

It would've been better for you if you said "I get a little Gay when I'm drunk"

[@estebancino5426]

@@Buckle-Bucky Maybe the funny part is that he say it the other way around

[@Buckle-Bucky]

@@estebancino5426 funniness is subjective

[@ovo_daedae6678]

@@Buckle-Bucky Then don't say what would be better if it's subjective.

[@Buckle-Bucky]

@@ovo_daedae6678 I'm allowed to share my opinion

[@anguseverist4178]

He makes jokes about his weight, but look at him. That man wears his weight like a champion.

[@luigimedugno3775]

Facts

[@raven_salvation]

True true true!

[@gearsofwar2497]

That’s confidence

[@landobaggins4023]

that’s how you gotta do it because if you fat and don’t like being fat yo screwed- from a fat person

[@Lil7672]

@@landobaggins4023 or lose that weight ?

[@Dralyn06]

Every awesome story always starts out with “Martin and I..”

[@watermunteconomie3938]

"Martííííííííííííín", just cracks me up every time.. see clip "beetle".

[@NoraIconiq]

Thats because when guys go out with friends crazy shit tends to happen.

[@robertalexander5892]

@@NoraIconiq Women are just as bad, y'all just get away with it a lot more.

[@NoraIconiq]

@@robertalexander5892 Thats because when men do it. Its kinda expected dont know why it just is.

[@tommiejonsson8952]

He's actually said that himself. Well, actually he said: "all the good ones start out like that", but it amounts to the same thing.

[@Starblitz2891]

I lost it when he said, "Hello! Hello! Heelloo! Heelloo!" Had me in stitches.

[@taihui8905]

Make sure you watch the one titled "I found my sons son's kryptonite"

[@avragetrinidadian3787]

Hellooooooo!!!! Hellooooooooooooooo!!!

[@potterfanz6780]

But how did the story end!??

[@SirenS550]

Ember_Gold thats what your mom said

[@lolowoods3120]

Potterfanz same

[@surferdude4487]

People, fans, the reason the guy started to lose weight was he either had to do that or die. Speaking for myself, I'm really glad that Fluffy is still with us.

[@kenriches7403]

You nailed it

[@colinmcdonald2499]

Yes. 445 is simply too much weight to carry around.

[@chuky1120]

He had to lose weight after he found he has Type-2 Diabetes.

[@leylarustamova]

Honestly the fact that people wanted him to hold on to that weight just shows how fucked up the mentality in the US is

[@wakcedout]

@@chuky1120 I always figured it was something he promised his mother before she passed. I say that because after his mom died was when it looked like he was making a seeious effort to lose weight. So from those ques it seemed like his promise to her final wishes.

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

“Hello! HE-LLOOOO! 👉🏻👌🏻 HE-LOOOOOOOO! 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻 HELLO.”

[@LokiGodOfTime]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ttrinh312]

🤣🤣😂💀😂🤣🤣☠💀😂👍🤣☠💀💀☠☠☠

[@Fdrnghppr]

These are the real lyrics of warning people when drunk: HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼 HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼 HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👆🏻 😮👈🏼HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼👌🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[@TheSoundofTanay]

"and then it began. The hunt..." tatatatatatatatatatatata

[@JoseEstrada-zp3fk]

Yeah man

[@charleslastname8587]

Weird as hell tbh.

[@billperron2]

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[@billperron2]

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[@billperron2]

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[@alphagamer1802]

Whenever I hear the phrase “Martin and I,” I immediately know that this story is going to get interestingly good

[@bendejo8]

I saw fluffy preform and martin was there too. When it was over everybody could smell martins weed haha

[@MartintheTinman]

I know

[@samuelkletz6708]

All the good stories start with “Martin & I”

[@ojarajustine1762]

Martin and Fluffy seem to have a lot of great time as friends.

[@Motzistick17]

Exactly

[@sameerkharade7750]

His accent switch when saying Martin is incredible 👌🏾

[@harunanase1696]

"Bro, I'll be back" *initiate Jaws mode* "I'll be back~" *initiate Jaws be slayin it mode*

[@pastelhotmess9299]

Lmao daniel and the cooler daniel

[@fumikagetokoyami8297]

Fluffy was so drunk he became gay for a few minutes didn't think it was possible

[@maxhax367]

he was gay for 5 seconds when the plane got hit by lightning

[@CabezasDePescado]

you have been never been drunk i assume

[@fumikagetokoyami8297]

@@CabezasDePescado ever been so drunk you forgot you had a drinking game at your house and took a cab home

[@Vaprous]

I am not entirely convinced Gabriel isn't Bisexual.

[@Briskrainbow0]

In all fairness, being drunk makes you REALLY friendly in some instances....

[@SwapneelMohite]

The legend says, the bartender is still saying Hello...

[@thebigscum3616]

Lmao

[@mr.mystery1226]

HELLOOOOO *makes indication of sex*

[@gewoontimm]

👉👌👉👌👉👌 helloooo 😅😅

[@aehrlynn]

HEELLLOOOOOOOO 👉👌

[@DoctorTex]

Gabe knows how to get an entire room's attention with 4 little words. "So Martin and I..." *Snap of 200 people's necks as they turn to look at him*

[@Hagrits_hat]

He still remembers everything even after that much tequila 😆

[@Julian4194]

Gabriel: I am 16 shots of tequila in. Liver: Am I joke to you?

[@Lionman177]

Me: having bottle of tequila alone. Liver: Rly? What's next, 700 grams of fried pork? Me: Great idea! Stomach: Quits.

[@GhostBear3067]

@@Lionman177 colon: Aww HEEEELLLLL NAW!

[@Lionman177]

@@GhostBear3067 They never made it to colon because stomach quit earlier :)

[@armybeef68]

Here, hold my beer

[@alecnolastname4362]

so if a fifth is 750 whats 1.17ml in imperial? anyway. 1170ml over a litre of whiskey is my record. bought the wrong bottle, finished it anyway.

[@Tigerman1138]

I like the part later when Martin says something like,”He was gay you know.” Fluffy,”I know. I have options.” 😂😂😂

[@justicecanfield1381]

HE SAID HE WOULD COOK FOR ME! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED FOR ME? NEVER!

[@AquaDoll34]

"One time Martin and I..." Me: Stacy get the damn pop corn and get in here!

[@sandips5120]

That night he was a broke back Mexican 😂

[@AbbyWhisperWitch]

"Martin and I..." Me:*pours margarita* let's do this!

[@cerealman2751]

The blue whale is an endangered species

[@tessadelafuente9318]

So are the pandas

[@aliamari6089]

I just woke up and this made my day start with the thought of going to a salon 😂 thank you fluffy 😊

[@mayaroma1875]

You woke up at 9pm???? That's too early bro lol

[@nathanielwiningear8]

I just woke up at 11 30

[@justcallmekyri4238]

Where are you from because here is 7:31 at night

[@mayaroma1875]

@@justcallmekyri4238 so when do the sun rises there?

[@charleston1716]

It’s 12 30 what the hell

[@emilywhitson5443]

It’s not a fluffy story unless it starts with Martin and I Edit: Omg this is the most anyone has ever liked/ responded to my comment thanks

[@cimondebbarma7205]

Hi

[@seanlauer7483]

So true Emily so true

[@ng23242]

On god

[@MartintheTinman]

I know, right

[@billperron2]

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[@TrixAnims1990]

We always say "We're happy you are trying to get healthy Fluffy" but I also want to thank Martin and all of Fluffy's support to help him. You are champions guys ^^

[@teresaterry9085]

I love his Woman voice! This guy cracks me up so much! Most of my friends are Mexican and are just like this. I miss them a lot!

[@MrISabier]

Man, Gabriel is too much. His mannerisms between straight and gay is just perfect.

[@manoftruth0935]

“Martin and I” All his best stories start like that.

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

Ah, he's met the Chubby Chasers. No matter what you look like, there is a genre of hot young gay men that think you are the end-all-be-all. Equal opportunity employers.

[@irasahara149]

I can't LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

@@irasahara149 :)) That's what we call them:)) My last bf is way bigger than Fluffy and pushing 70. And they line up. "Can I touch your Buddha Belly?" "Well, go fetch me a beer, give me a foot rub and we'll talk about it". "Okay" and off they run to do his bidding. I should just give up my gym membership and put on a hundred and fifty pounds.

[@rc.alexmoya]

We all gotta agree, every time he says "Martin and I" its the best stories he will ever tell, and also he got us all with the "Hello HELLOO, HELLOOOO" part😂

[@ecclestonsangel]

I see Fluffy, I dislocate a joint in my finger to click! Wish they'd let him finish the joke; it was even funnier!😂😂

[@yahelsifuentes632]

Wtf

[@bandanit8322]

r/ihadastroke

[@vinnythepoet3483]

Wait, is there a way we can see the rest of the joke?

[@bandanit8322]

@Noon instagram bad reddit good

[@adamseward3567]

To everyone else, he’s Fluffy. To this man, he’s “Damn.”

[@demon-spawnanimations5230]

“And that kids is how I met your father.”

[@HGKEntertainment]

It tooks 3 years for me to write a comment ... He's so damn funny! 🤣

[@starblazerio]

Agreed

[@vsgfilmgroup]

"I can't believe we finished the whole bottle." That's like announcing that you're the first three-legged sheep to ever walk into Wolf Valley.

[@nedrgr21]

Blondes' mating call

[@Sigart]

It's like you think they're not doing it on purpose. :P

[@vsgfilmgroup]

@@Sigart Golly, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think about this one? ITSATRAP.JPG Yep, me too!

[@donf3877]

"How we gonna get home?" You just know they ain't gonna get home that night :) But.......... if the guy is just as drunk, he might take a 10 home.... and wake up with a 2 :(

[@skyc7089]

This is misogynist and follows rape culture. Just cause someone is drunk doesn't mean they consent/are asking for sex. It's so pitiful idk whether to laugh at people or cry. Period.

[@avragetrinidadian3787]

You know it's gonna be good when the story starts with... "Marteen and i...."

[@k.f.kobold7910]

@The Kid Of Foxy "Orele!"

[@anarkittyuwu3738]

Gabe:”So Martin and I” Me: AIGHT LESGO

[@cupidscursed]

4:06 is like the best *"AAGHN"*

[@gamemasternintendoo]

And that was the night that fluffy lost his second virginity.

[@ellewoods1411]

I love his stories so much 😂 Fluffy is the best. He's gotten me through some real hard times myself. In fact, he's helping me get through the hardest time of my life thus far. My fiance and I are coming to see you at Cross Insurance Arena in March! If it's the last thing we do

[@davidred1809]

Man I remember when you came to Detroit and was taking shots with the crowd. You went through a whole bottle of tequila plus another half! You were so drunk Fluffy! that was such a great show!

[@kithaberman7077]

the bottle was mostly water

[@judisjeevan4908]

The bartender didn't say that to Fluffy. He said it to the girls whom Martin was with😂

[@upalmukherjee1932]

How great stories started in the past : "Once upon a time" How great stories start now : "So Martin and I" Edit - i made this comment 8 months ago and today I was just rewatching this and I noticed how many likes my comment has got ... Like dayyyyuuuuuum

[@aa-jm7js]

upal mukherjee. His friend Martin went off with the 2 drunk girls when he heard them talking about how drunk they were while he stayed there with the guy that was picking up on him. But, he didn't say what went on after that, like if they left the place together though. He left that part out.

[@randomheadshot4291]

We need a "Once upon a time, martin and I" the universe might not be able to handle it though

[@bayougirl4410]

You win the comment section 😂😂

[@MissVVVVV]

So true! Love it when Martin features

[@uselessly789]

Why must you edit the comment and say that

[@lazurinity125]

Bro i was so loaded i bowed This killed me XDDDD

[@Greg-qh7sq]

I don’t see size, I see humor, and this guy is full of it. Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

[@jordanperalta1018]

My question is how you remember this crap bro. 16 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU REMEMBER THIS? You’re the tequilan GOD!

[@cakimiric5034]

I am gay and I laughed so hard at this. Fluffy is just an amazing comedian. :D

[@Kylejeepadventures]

Caki Miric i am too. Laughed 😆 hard too.

[@theewelder]

@@Kylejeepadventures be gay and laff alone plz,,,,,,,,,hes awful..............look up bill burr........

[@nobledinafuentes9462]

@@theewelder 09 m l ñnpģo ñsá p

[@InTheZone85]

I'm straight and i laughed....

[@nicobrookswolf50]

indeed

[@parakeet8157]

1:46 O that Martin....O GABRIEL, look out😬

[@andyarchibald5648]

This man is a God amongst people

[@CxGameLol]

2:17 I feel "FANTASTIC"😂🤣😂🤣

[@alexanderlagman2756]

3:34 fluffy moves like Ted the teddy bear 😂

[@shaneaudios2883]

I just literally scream when the bar tender said " HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

[@puffin20]

The way he says "Martin" though... That RT combination is so pure Mexican!

[@DeadlyDanDaMan]

Guys think they're smart, but girls know EXACTLY what they are doing when they scream shit at a bar like "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle!! How ever are we going to get home!!" Bruh, you aren't hunting, they are fishing.

[@TacticalGamingNetwork]

facts

[@m2-x-n253]

😂😂😂

[@m2-x-n253]

Its been fishing all this time

[@kaldo8907]

Bruh you might be hunting the fish but you gotta hunt the fisherman.

[@kheepsiyahisrael8606]

Excellent point. I was standing outside the arts building on campus, and spotted a man walking up towards me. His swag had me in a trance and I could not take my eyes off him. He got closer and finer and I thought to my self he’s a keeper. He did not eyeball the girls he walked passed , and when they flirted he politely spoke. So, I decided to stay right by the door so he would have to pass by me. He did not say a word just walked on by, so I frowned and thought he got away, but he looked back, after he opened the door and sawed me frowned up looking puzzled and asked, “is everything alright, why is a pretty girl like you all frowned up,” and I said, “I am so hungry,” and he said, “I am only going to be in here few minutes, if you are still here when I come back, I would like to take you out to lunch.” Well that worked, we had lunch and spent everyday together for years..

[@D-Man_Jam]

*"Hello, HELOOOOO."*

[@DSSDGamingOG]

The hunt! Made me laugh so hard

[@louwilson0906]

Gabriel, there are a lot of comedians out there trying to make people laugh, but, you are a naturally very, very funny guy. Your stuff is original, it's all you, no one else comes close to the quality of outrageous, hilarious comedy like you. What really puts you over the edge that makes you so extremely funny is your sound effects and your very good impressions of sooo many people. I really, thoroughly enjoy your KZbin videos that I watch while working on graveyard shift. It helps me through the night. I'm a retired Military disabled veteran with PTSD and a retired Arizona law enforcement officer. I say this because your one of the very few that can make me truly laugh. I do not laugh very much when other comedians are trying to be funny on stage...especially the comedians who feel they have to be vulgar to be funny. It's a turn off for me. My wife I have followed your career from when you first started out to now and your like a bottle of wine...you have have gotten better with age. I've never been to any of your live shows, but would love too before I croak out...I'll be 70 in Sept, yeeoow!!! Take care of yourself and keep up the good work you do, thank you...old man Wilson, or Papa Lou from my 24 grandkids and 5 great grandkids 😎 Apache Junction, Az

[@SpaceyBrain]

Gabriel, thank you for these. When I'm fighting my dark moments you help me a lot to seize the day when getting out of bed is just the hardest thing to do.

[@hussssshie]

You're the funniest man alive. Period.

[@keabonhall9046]

Internet Explorer really unsure if this is a satire comment

[@MegaKiba]

I dont know if i should be happy fluffy is getting his talent recognized or concerned internet explorer has a google account

[@hussssshie]

@@MegaKiba The second one. Sold my soul when Micro$oft ditched me. I'm not crying though. #StayStrong

[@dev-nx1ug]

you haven’t seen real uncut comedy if you think this is funny

[@hussssshie]

@@dev-nx1ug mv yourself to /dev/null already.

[@emanuelrojas2]

“OMG, I’m such a home wrecker!”

[@v2blitzwing836]

Emanuel Rojas *Slaps Face*

[@bradleyisaak7]

This guy is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. My wish is for him to visit Namibia one day and perform for our people. What an artist.

[@teamvlcn6820]

My favourite part of Fluffy's shows is the way he interacts with the crowd.

[@JyvynShpdinterlude]

3:49 "Oh my God....do you work out? A little". 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mellowvibe6367]

Gabriel Igelies "oh my god do u work out " I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@godrocksmyworld2001]

whenever you hear "Martin and I" at the beginning of a story, you know it's gonna be good

[@pennjets]

Always Martin! Great times, great times, great times! Lmao

[@ToxicSkull0]

Does that mean im gay? i mean my teacher said im quite a creative dude I dont know maybe I'll ask my boyfriend

[@maximumrisk2004]

Nah, its just a phase. 🤣

[@smoogieoogie]

Crowe3717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kneecapdeleter96]

ToxicSkull0 XD

[@memphoonthemississippi2554]

Yes. Yes it does. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[@PoeLemic]

ToxicSkull: Wanna come over my house?, I'll let you show me how creative you are, and I will teach you alot too. We can have fun.

[@marthaejimenez8553]

After watching this I laughed like a seal in distress. Flaps and all

[@elizabethbillingsley5534]

I love your "Martin and I" stories!

[@carenxatu5962]

Aww. I was waiting for the part when Fluffy says Martin was taking notes. XD

[@rexholder2254]

The man is a genius!

[@jmoney6782]

Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh 😂

[@ZepMab]

True, no matter what he's hilarious and leaves you in splits

[@straightfacebuddha]

If Fluffy was sober at the time, he would have realized what is going on when the gay guy went “do you work out?” 😂😂 it’s like walking up to Fluffy, getting a good look at him, and go “you like running right?” 😂 😂

[@ecaterinaalexa3637]

Probably not the time to laugh but i laughed so hard when he said ''Really, they were drinking? Yeah, we killed it! 👍''

[@trivialslope]

i think i remember this one

[@mayaroma1875]

I think I forgot this one...

[@navneetkaushik2482]

@@mayaroma1875 ya me too

[@mayravixx25]

@@mayaroma1875 I don't even know what this is from, I'm hoping I can find it later.

[@biriqueen2578]

Fluffy, I saw you when you came to Dallas, TX in February. Seeing you as my birthday present was the best. I want to meet you!♥️

[@xKCxDreamer]

I swear Fluffy can *always* save my mood, especially if I’m mad/irritated like now. -w-✨

[@hman9785]

When the BARTENDER tries to warn you, then it is obvious! That person is truly a friend

[@Abejaved]

Should’ve left in the cooking part too.

[@itzastrollum5946]

4:39 *HAHAHAHHAHAHAH* GOD!!!! I'LL SHOW THIS TO MY MOM! SHE WILL LOVE IT!!!!!

[@thetester755]

How did that turn out?

[@rporta]

4:22 lmao

[@willimguyt5013]

Kid: Grandpa? Please tell me a good story. Fluffy: Okay kid, Martin and I..

[@meowmee6811]

I can still laugh no matter how many times I've seen this! Haha

[@diwashrai]

Amazing sound effects and impressions.

[@ComputerGuyAndy]

It's not just the jokes, it's the faces, the gestures, the voices and all of it .. Right On Time! I'm Cryin' Kiddo, Thank You So So Much...

[@elizabethbillingsley5534]

Martin is a good friend to you. ❤

[@nightcore7679]

Fluffy: Martin and I Me: I am gonna be on the floor from laugher

[@sweetsweet5205]

In school this is keeping me alive

[@gamepapa1211]

Me: *watching this while cooking* Fluffy: "Martin and I..." Me: *drops everything and lets the food burn*

[@nomercymashups4433]

4:40 OMFG HES THE BEST!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cruz1214.]

I mean Gabriel seems like a cool dude, why should we judge him on how big he is, Now buying him lunch is a different story

[@PaperCrane78]

Big faxs

[@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296]

@@PaperCrane78 You got a fax machine? How long have you had it and does it still work?

[@PaperCrane78]

@@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 how many faxs do u need

[@Trimaster20]

@@PaperCrane78 did you get a carfax?

[@darthultor6365]

@Evi1M4chine his body his live. Sure Its not healthy but its his choice innit

[@HummingBird5713]

The channel shall be named "Martin and i " xD

[@hussainaqeel7371]

Ikr

[@Lexington-Felix]

He truly makes me laugh and smile every time. I am so glad he deci$ed to share his gifts with the world. There are only a handful of comedians that make me cry laughing and truly have a way with heartfelt joy. I hope he is with us forever. Much love FLUFFY! ✌🏻❤️✊

[@lavajuice8132]

Y'all know when he says "one time,Martin and i..." You know the story is gonna be good!😂

[@watermunteconomie3938]

Never saw this clip before damn it made laugh so hard, thanks man!

[@frankderuiter124]

found you a few months ago... Where have you been the rest of my life. You always have me dying from laughter

[@movedon2]

I'd hug him everyday

[@danielle38134]

I’m dying over here 😂 he’s just so honest and up front with his comedy. He’s the best one out there today. 😅

[@paulliu1398]

when he said Hello! Hellloooo!!!!! Helloooo! I choked myself while eating lunch

[@hunterskaritko4117]

Paul Liu kinky Paul is my kinda Paul 😛

[@mart2746]

And that was when Fluffy mumbled “I’ll never drink again!”

[@tophercrow458]

Bartender:HELLLLOOOOOO!!! 👉🏻👌🏻 Fluffy:👉🏼😂👉🏼

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Gabriel: Gay men are calculated Me: lesbians are even worse. We're scared to flirt so we calculate how to flirt without talking- EDIT: Nice to see all the other lesbians out there agree

[@stephengregory404]

Let's get this to 31 more likes

[@stephengregory404]

Now we need to get mine to 66 likes

[@rafaelrondon4207]

TIL lesbians are just teenage boys

[@runningwolfpup1293]

It's about the hand movement lmao.

[@austinslaughter319]

Had a lesbian mistake me for a girl in highschool once. Let me tell you, never let someone get me bent over and fingered while only saying "well hi there..." once. Of course it ended when she reached for the front.