Gabriel Iglesias Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

[@cc-vidsyt]

Gabe: “I’m gonna try to outrun a dinosaur” Man in the background: *laughs* Me: “What’s so funny huh?!”

[@tree479]

kelly love he’d be the type of person to be like, aye man get the tranqs out, he thinks I’m a taco in his girly voice

[@monacanales3259]

I’m dying

[@thisisme2476]

He just has to out run Martine

[@cc-vidsyt]

FiveDragon I know I was making a joke, duh

[@brandonhohn245]

You actually could outrun a ton of them

[@yousef2105]

0:28 "I'd rather know how I'm gonna die, because that would determine my diet" Hahahaha! That, that right there! That is the true meaning of life

[@andrewrichardson8905]

Let's be honest Gabriel isn't changing his diet for anything

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

And let's also be honest we already know that he's going to die from diabetes lol

[@joeernst2742]

Classic Fluffy, I love it! One of my favorite quotes from him is "I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake today!"

[@kagomecc461]

He has already been there actually. He was told he would die if he didn't start losing weight. He was DAAMN. Now he is back to FLuffY

[@RedNiel100]

Even better, it's kind of a win-win situation. If the cause of death will *not* be diet related, he can eat whatever he wants since something else is gonna kill him instead. If it is diet related... Fuck it, it's gonna be what kills him in the end either way, might as well eat whatever you want.

[@user-bh4dv5pe1e]

"If it's my biggest enemy, he could always say, 'Fool, I had her first."" That sucks if he's really talking about Felipe.

[@Angelika0325]

Who is Felipe?

[@myiamurphy8949]

What ever happened between him and felipe

[@acer_yahircruz4007]

Myia Fitz they’re no longer friends Felipe fucked he’s ex-wife

[@YeahToastGOD]

@@acer_yahircruz4007 Do you have a link to anything where i can read up more on that?

[@peaceandlove544]

@@Angelika0325 Felipe Esparza a very funny comedian that gave Fluffy his first break that Fluffy has mentioned in many of his best stories, as when stopped by a cop, etc

[@CrackheadMcGee]

I'm not used to seeing Fluffy wear just... gray. No color at all.

[@KTK-mp7iw]

He's a chameleon. Trying to blend into the background

[@Aloha1041]

Crackhead McGee it’s actually black

[@alshotrodsandratrods8780]

At first glance I thought it was Shannon. The guy who builds motorcycles for Kount's Kustoms.

[@alecsanderfuentes3913]

Crackhead McGee look at every other episode of this dumb show they all make em wear dark colors

[@laffin_out_loud]

He's wearing black

[@keturahhunt6448]

Gabriel Iglesias trying to out run a dinosaur I would love to see that 😂

[@PiousSlayer]

He just has to be faster than someone else. Trip up others and you live!

[@keturahhunt6448]

@kelly love Haha 🤣

[@TheJStale]

How bout a dinosaur try to out-eat Gabriel Iglesias? xD Just kidding

[@keturahhunt6448]

@@TheJStale 😂😂

[@graves1760]

Roll!! Fluffy Roll!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@carlwitt3934]

Could you imagine having to live in Ohio for free and watching someone contemplate having to live there for a Billion dollars

[@TheOnlyTaps]

😂😂😂

[@lukehanson126]

Yes.

[@shelbyodell8291]

Loved how he mentioned bob Evans tho

[@nickstrahl4032]

It hurts.....alot

[@toughshit330]

Former long term resident of ohio itd take a billion to get me to go back

[@AuroraIceFlame]

3:02 lol i know that voice... "so that mean i can keep my weed?"

[@DumpeNordlie]

"Fool he was testing de suspention

[@oliquiruyer200]

🍄🤣

[@sonicboi9187]

"Man I'm glad you have a computer, we got stopped in Mexico that dude had a Rollodex".

[@deokujo3005]

“Because that will determine my diet” I have never heard a more relatable statement in my life

[@JDTesch-qx6bu]

2:45 Yep, welcome to the internet.*sips coffee*

[@karateyacoub]

anybody else notice how on biggest "enemy" he used his Felippe voice? at 3:00 :P think about that ;)

[@m5s10]

You're a genius. I never thought about it, but now...

[@karateyacoub]

@@m5s10yeah, thats why he doesnt do the felippe stories anymore :)

[@jacobtorres7102]

@@karateyacoub what happen with him an felippe :(

[@m5s10]

@@jacobtorres7102 ​ yacoub hayek is just joking... :D

[@darinaangelova2882]

LOL, I caught that. That fool almost got him arrested, I'm not surprised. Fluffy would say in his white girl voice: "Bitch, we're the best frenemies, ok!"

[@seancm5329]

I was hoping he was gonna say chocolate cake for a food you have to eat your way out of 😂

[@SuperGamefreak18]

He had more chocolate cake than most fluffy people at this point probably lost some love to it

[@dariolobo4406]

You thinking about bruce from "Matilda"

[@rossugiarto4036]

Chocolate has got health benefit.. not donut.

[@JurassicRaptor1993]

Q: If your in a car chase with the police, what song is playing in your car?"A: I fought the law and the law won!

[@JasonRoy21]

Rage Against the Machine, Killing in the Name

[@anamarie9906]

Greetings from Cascadia me/ whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police!!! 😂😂😂

[@shacharmargalit3808]

F**k the police by nwa

[@MrStephen0420]

Yeah I noticed

[@Sparky_IV]

Running in the 90's

[@alicesierra8805]

Such a good guy. Humble dude. Plus: hilarious dude.

[@ohmaigod2]

Easy solution to the Ohio one. Never enter Ohio so you never have to leave it. Lawyered

[@chucklesdeclown8819]

That's the best.

[@mouldyplayz7873]

What if he does this interview in Ohio

[@calebtrost3224]

Mouldy Playz Dont talk to Chuck Norris that way!

[@Lawrence330]

Maybe you have to be present in person to receive the check? Like lottery winnings? Anyway, Ohio is just like any other state in the midwest (and better than some "midwest" states west of the Mississippi). I grew up in Illinois and there is plenty to do. It's not NYC or LA or anything. I live in coastal Virginia now and honestly it's much worse here. I'd go back to an ex-urban area with moderate weather in a heartbeat, the billion would only sweeten the pot. Heck, you can have an enormous house in the STL metro for under 250k that here would cost twice that. I imagine Ohio would be much the same, I'd spend a million up front and probably start a company or something with the next million or so, and sit on the other $998M (invested).

[@crwelch12]

Easy Counter.leave the check in ohio Counter Lawered.

[@SuperGamefreak18]

Now im imagining fluffy wearing a donut around his waist for some reason lol

[@luisalvarado410]

3:04 Well squidward can't choose 🤣🤣

[@mellissadalby1402]

Don Fluffy, this is a testament to your talent and poise. Even while reading these crazy questions, you present it all in such a way that I feel happy just watching it. Stay Fluffy!

[@roberttucker8129]

"You guys are fucked up", get's me every time

[@randommexicanjuan3971]

Lmao imagine listening to Jefe de Jefes tryna outrun the police that would be bomb

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Bruh can anyone explain how any of their music can be classified as gangster rap cause it sounds like latino polka to me.

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

"you can have one thing free for the rest of your life" "money"

[@edithdlp5262]

I agree. Money.

[@omarcj789]

All insurance policies

[@martinaurik2189]

Even with answering questions Fluffy stays funny😂🤣😂

[@a1994-x2s]

The car chase question I would have the theme song to cops playing loud

[@epdlp4506]

Same here.

[@theresachacon1122]

Me too

[@jedileader0174]

He kind of did that already.

[@steveconnolly3185]

Steve chef cook one day 65 /

[@steveconnolly3185]

64662/0585

[@justbob242]

Song running from the cops? Bad Boys. Why is this a question?

[@xxfacostaxx]

Just Bob or Gangstas Paradise 😂

[@mentosmint1832]

Hold Ya head by Bob & Bigg

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

KRS one - Sound of Da Police

[@arthurruge6636]

Nope fuck the police

[@JoseSilva-ci7pz]

Blast Sabotage

[@MaeikeLuisa]

'You're gonna miss the beach' 'I'll by paintings' 😂😂

[@CerealWithPain]

His worst enemy would be: *STAIRS*

[@thatkidnameddom754]

SON OF A BITCH

[@MarkusDarkess]

Every step would remind him of how stairs fuckes his girl walking down them and broke her neck. So he got to marry a corpse... He will never forget.

[@KingOfHell-qr2wf]

No, it's immigration.

[@taskmagician4289]

Damn

[@ThePaalanBoy]

Gabriel is a Dalek

[@IronWolf_the_1st]

Out of all of the uncountable amount of planets and stars there is no possible way we are the only ones

[@nativeking698]

Doesn't defy the law of non contradiction, so yes it is possible.

[@michaelgeorgiou4730]

1:36 Well this aged like milk on the sun

[@veneno_224]

2:45 "Woww! You guys are fucked up." That one got me🤣

[@NorthernPhoenix]

The response time of me seeing this and clicking it was I N S T A N T

[@carmenlinda9353]

Gabriel Iglesias: The one and only comedian that I absolutely love. He makes me laugh until I cry. His work is genius!! And I love that it's PG. Hands down my favorite of them all.

[@TheOnlyTaps]

Fluffy needs to do another special...he's hilarious 😂

[@gallezzo6650]

This guy is a national treasure.

[@josebarrueta9930]

The laugh that came after fluffy saying he rather out run a dinosaur was hilarious 😂😂

[@lindsaysparks2954]

I literally binge watched all of season 1 of your sitcom! So funny and I really enjoyed it. Can we get season 2 already???? Lol

[@gebbo221]

Gabe has to be my favorite comedian, hands down.

[@sakinahabdur-rahim5459]

I really love FLUFFY'S sense of humor and His timing is ABSOLUTELY outstanding. Please make a CD so I can watch and enjoy You. ( My husband teases me and said "Oh did You know that Mr. IGLESIAS was at the Mall signing autographs. I started crying. He said sorry so many times!! He even brought me a really lovely gift and flowers. But I would have given it up to see him in real life.

[@sararazor982]

As an Ohioan, don’t do it! It’s a trap 😂

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Hahaha, damn, and I was just about to move to Ohio. I wanted to be an “Ohio boy”. 😂👌🏼

[@ismirdochegal4804]

@@Sergio-fu7mv For one that has never visited the North American continent, what's so special about Ohio, that you would rather not life there?

[@mamacute944]

@@ismirdochegal4804 It's vey boring to stay in

[@frizzyfrank2985]

@@Sergio-fu7mv come on over to michigan instead. we’re like ohio except more interesting.

[@KingOfHell-qr2wf]

"Would you rather prove aliens are real or ghosts are real?" Me: "illegal aliens or space aliens?" (Ghosts are real)

[@macksauce4059]

Sis this ain't it

[@EK-gt2xf]

@@macksauce4059 42 people disagree

[@dz55games15]

1:00 I thought he would’ve said said cops from his story about getting pulled o er

[@TheNathon11]

One free thing for the rest of your life Me: Money

[@helenarosno]

“You’re in a car chase with the police, what song is playing in your car?” Me: Bellbottoms😏

[@regisspeaks1497]

Me: police stop my car.

[@othmanhawasly]

1:17 I was seriously thinking he would say "Chocolate Cake" 🤣🤣

[@bandywallop]

3:03 Alfred Robles totally come out to say hi

[@JeanSundego]

“Wow, You guys are fucked up” This got me really hard hahahaha

[@gilbertsanchez5047]

Lmao he goes with corridos when getting chased. True mexican.

[@luismolina1193]

0:49 “I need a hero” definitely

[@mr.beendoinit3223]

Awesome having fluffy on....NOW GET BILL BURR!!

[@redtaco7960]

FIRE MARSHAL BILL HERE

[@rhuezo504]

The fact he chose to use the words out run lol gabriel is the best

[@atm6870]

Huh?

[@HDmexsComboCon]

I still don't get why the whole Alien thing is such a conspiracy still. I mean, there are infinite amount of worlds out there, the probabilities of there being more than just us is just obvious.

[@Tommy-fj4oq]

HDmex's Instant Replay Yeah, funny how some people think its an uncommon belief. Barely a conspiracy.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

I just wrote something similar funnily enough then decided to scroll the comments, I'm happy there are other "in the know" people here on this channel. The chance of us interacting with them however is slim based on our own technology.

[@NicoloRicolo]

the amount of worlds out there are not infinite. there are insane amount of planets, yes, but the chances of a conscious life form appearing on a random planet is also insanely low (so many conditions and coincidences have to be met!). as far as science can tell, its not impossible for another life form to exist in another planet, but its hard to say if humanity can survive long enough to discover them.

[@geminirox8635]

Wrong wrong and wrong again.

[@andyevers1994]

Uğur Seçkin Tunç you mean science in 1904?

[@shmeaty5123]

0:58 “Pull over now” **puerta negra starts playing**

[@tyranasarusReX24]

aren't you still dating the girl who doesn't laugh at anything? You Know, FRANKIE'S MOM!?

[@thearyaputra]

They have separated if I'm not mistaken.

[@davidbaker2587]

The secret to a happy marriage is make your mate laugh everyday.

[@glenncartwright6136]

I'm stuck in Ohio, and I didn't even get $100 dollars... LOVED your new series, BTW. :D

[@lMagicalMerlin]

2:08 "I could buy my own neighbors, uhh... I think I'd be happy!" Nice.

[@RobAscher]

Did he make you give him clean questions, or did you do it because he's normally a clean comic? Was hoping for more, but I still love Fluffy.

[@CombatLegsVIDS]

Its obvious. I was thinking the same thing, he does have a clean brand.

[@TateyGabey]

I don't think a dick for a nose is clean.

[@SaucyLiving]

@@TateyGabey The questions get way worse and way more graphic. Its not the cleanest question but its not horrible.

[@micahjohnsonboxing6409]

He told them they were fucked up 🤔

[@phoebusapollo8365]

“But how are you going to pee-“ *DOUBLE STREAM BAYBAY*

[@The_Unknown_Mister_E]

As someone who lives in Ohio... I applaud you for making the RIGHT choice.

[@fathurboim]

"A donut." I KNEW IT!!

[@lostinwonderland920]

i answered the questions as fluffy answered them. i literally said doughnut when he did. me and fluffy are best friends now 😂

[@allegianceproductionsoffic9265]

"Billion dollars but you can't leave Ohio" Me: *buys more land to make the state larger* 🗿

[@jessemckinney6596]

Would’ve been funnier if the editor didn’t cut from next joke to next joke so quick and so much

[@NickGold]

Penguins On The Moon 🐧

[@alonsoa.delgadillo1592]

2:55 I'm 99.9% sure he's talking about Felipe esparza

[@bigt72gmc]

Foool

[@myiamurphy8949]

I thought they were friends though what happened with them

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

@@myiamurphy8949 Not anymore. They were always frienemies, but they hate each other now

[@nicloren2220]

I saw Gabriel , didnt read the description of the video , just clicked and liked!

[@cerneysmallengines]

The police chase will always be; "I can't drive 55"

[@khushboopidiyar618]

These questions were seriously messed up no kidding 😂😂

[@mgtow346]

2:55 my biggest enemy is me, what is there to lose?

[@mr.pariah8255]

That's what I was thinking too!

[@jonbond715]

Best show ever

[@ookreek5374]

For the car chase one: “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked.” What about you guys?

[@JoseSilva-ci7pz]

Sabotage by The Beastie Boys

[@helpmelol7097]

1:32 why did they all *grunt* 😂😂😂

[@kilianrobinson9534]

“You get to marry the girl of your dreams but you have to watch your enemy have sex with her first.” What if that enemy is me?

[@LYN4X]

"a donut...." he felt so ashamed of that answer lol

[@margothbarrios3488]

Uh something from Los tigres del norte Me: *laughs in hispanic*

[@coltenhagan4797]

Literally binged watched your show the day it came out

[@UwU19Bricks]

In his best Martin voice “foo I had her first” LMFAOO

[@kratoscallofduty]

That wasn't Martin. It was Philippe.

[@connorgonzalez4023]

@@kratoscallofduty *Felipe. Spanish spelling.

[@kratoscallofduty]

@@connorgonzalez4023 Mixed up my spanish and french. lmao

[@War1109]

1:47 yes because I’m staying here anyway 😂

[@penguinqueen421]

Gabriel, as far as ohio goes, Cedar Point & Kings Island. Nuff said.

[@batmanvdeadpool1934]

Hell anything in Lake Erie alone worth it in Ohio

[@pejajohnson7395]

Doesn’t Cedar point have a beach

[@penguinqueen421]

@@pejajohnson7395 yes they do! Its called cedar shores.

[@darwinwatterson3840]

What’s up fellow ohioans

[@idk9276]

C-Bus the best part

[@jayneway2991]

Fluffy, dude love the new show on Netflix just finished watching it... give us more please!

[@cakes37]

as somone who lives in ohio thank you......it sucks but people turning down a billion dolllars kinda hurt my feelings

[@stormbreak7003]

Its not that we wouldn't want to be in ohio. It's just that most people would like to go and explore other states and countries and we can't do that if we're stuck in Ohio.

[@jeffreykenney7111]

Love the Show! Met you Twice, both times greated me like family even Martin

[@pixiewings504]

2:45 Wow. You guys are F****d up. ROFLMAO

[@mr.tryhardboybtw5059]

4:10 I agree with fluffy saying "we are all alone" is like saying there's only 1 fruit in the whole world or 1 vegetable in the world

[@beansprout4873]

"tell us your biggest conspiracy, please. Please!!"

[@MarkusDarkess]

Aliens are using teleportation technology to fuck with people on Earth by teleporting people's turds. And now this is being called ninja turds.

[@glitchfreak316]

Isn’t it crazy how the outer space is called “space?” Like there’s space between me and my phone right now, there’s some space between me and my bathroom, but space is just called space. Just an endless space. Crazy maaaan

[@oldgames4377]

0:33 Jurassic Park it’s my favorite movie

[@hunterhewitt6794]

I loooooove your show sooooooooo much

[@misterss8778]

So I’m guessing his biggest enemy is George Lopez 😂

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Nah... it's carbohydrates

[@misterss8778]

KingDoms Kingdom Cos he said it with a Spanish accent I’m guessing his Enemy is Spanish so you’d say it like this “carbohidratos” lol

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@misterss8778 😂 love it

[@Pixx08]

0:48 the laugh in the background lmao

[@RomilCPatel]

His worst enemy is probably George Lopez

[@ABSayysO]

martin

[@Spaceysgurl]

Um no.

[@bsilva5584]

Fluffy is way better than all the other comedians including George Lopez.

[@washablejunk281]

Lopez keeps stealing his jokes

[@darylchin4509]

Gabe: I’m gonna try to outrun a dinosaur. Me: HERCULES! HERCULES!

[@Cevans3535]

Ayyy nice shout out to Bob Evans. That's my family's restaurant chain!

[@naniggana11]

Yo lemme get a gift certificate

[@timothyhass5210]

Tell your family to stop cooking there entire menu in a microwave

[@codypatton2859]

Fix the Bedford Indiana location then, it's pretty horrible

[@lingchang5647]

I’m in Taiwan and I am dying for biscuits and white gravy！ Would kill for Chicken Fried Steak！

[@JasonRoy21]

I havent laughed that hard in a long time, thanks yall. :)

[@jasonko6645]

I thought he would play the intro to Cops as hes done it before

[@justine8387]

Me too. BBAAAADDDDD BBOIS

[@thomasvoge664]

Four and a half laugh free minutes, thanks Gabe.

[@bagochips834]

Was that implying that Martine is your biggest enemy?

[@dustingutierrez3845]

Or is he implying that his biggest enemy Mexican

[@lingchang5647]

No， fool！ He meant Felipe！

[@dustingutierrez3845]

@@lingchang5647 and how Felipe isn't Mexican

[@kg3451]

Dustin Gutierrez Felipe Esparza is mexican lol

[@theboigds685]

Felipe

[@serenakoleno9338]

Great, one I have never seen!

[@bushwookie7836]

He didn’t answer chocolate cake for some of these question WRONG ANSWERS GABE

[@beebobandz]

2:59 that subtle Felipe diss went over my head the first watch

[@whitelightning2920]

Gurl of dreams x ur biggest enemy fool i am my own biggest enemy

[@michaeljohnaragon9316]

3:39 based on his answer that makes him look literally cocky all the time 🤣