Don't Even Look At Each Other

[@clescell6587]

I love this judge... when he said he was a living man, her response "if you were dead, this case would be dismissed" had me rolling

[@stephenjames2951]

Best line ever to a sov cit

[@rash9488]

Right, perfect retort.

[@jolofreebird3475]

She was awesome

[@JLova82]

He s considered dead to law, she's simply unaware of that presumption, and a "dismissal" isn't what you believe it to be. It is another way of saying "dispensation," which 's effectively a license to get away with something that 'd otherwise be illegal.

[@johntrevy1]

@@JLova82 No. He is very much alive in the eyes of the law and in actuality. If he is dead in the eyes of the law then where is his death certificate? Judge hit the nail on the head.

[@alxbolt6225]

"None of that is valid." Enough said. So what takes judges so long to get there?

[@2doortahoeblack995]

I love the fact that she shut him down so fast with all this sovcit nonsense. I wish more judges were like her.

[@momsterzz]

Judge A does not suffer any fools

[@patriciaevans5906]

Ikr…some seem to love it…almost as if they’re teaching a class… it’s irritating and wastes a lot of time. If goes to trial hope he is convicted and gets the max. This guy is just rude. Soon as they start with this crap they should be held in contempt & to jail for at least 6 months.

[@TehSamurai]

I love when sovereign citizens say there is no victim when there actually is a victim. Comedy gold!

[@momsterzz]

They’re not too bright. They’re following a script.

[@joshuamlnarik5942]

According to blacks law dictionary, "victims" are not the same as an injured party, and that's according to lawful law and supreme law of the land law

[@wickedmuffin76]

@@joshuamlnarik5942 Legal and lawful 🤣

[@itsjustlaurel1531]

I love how this judge cut right through that bs. None of that is legal or valid. Next....

[@GrannyJB]

I love the way that judge was having none of the SovCit crap!

[@MrFriesz]

The first judge did exactly what every judge should do, shut down the sovereign cit BS. Don't allow them to waste the courts time.

[@jolofreebird3475]

Exactly, I honestly can’t stand when they start with the BS, “ If you were dead , case would be dismissed “. Best come back from a Judge ! Lol

[@JLova82]

@@jolofreebird3475 Not strictly honest nor accurate

[@jolofreebird3475]

@@JLova82 , I was quoted what the judge said.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

​@@jolofreebird3475He doesn't care. That's JLova. He's a famous SovTard troll on these channels. Be interjects & warps context fitting his views. and he'll never refute them. he'll just continue his rant without acknowledging that you're trying to shut him down.

[@RSVPini]

I learned something new about sovcit law today. Embezzlement is a victimless crime. And I learned it from a living person.

[@HasidicKaiju]

Someone should go to this guy's house, take all his stuff and when he tries to press charges, the thief should just say he's not that entity.

[@jerryantaya1266]

Well the company itself can't stand up and talk. The owners aren't the company 😂😂😂😂

[@camuscren5470]

CYE u🎉jcin g​@@HasidicKaijuno fvwe🎉no 6j in mlr4l I j vicxd 7hxx

[@thudthud5423]

People become SovCits to protect their wrongs, not their rights. This is evidence of that.

[@wickedmuffin76]

@@HasidicKaiju "Your house can't take the stand against me" 🤣

[@keatscast7434]

It's so weird that all these Sov Cits just happen to all be massive criminals. Almost like there is some connection between wanting to commit crimes and wanting to say that all laws aren't valid.

[@jeremynv89523]

One of them--in Michigan--has been accused of child molestation.

[@kanaric]

Ya usually they are all about driving without a license because they are drunken losers who had 15 duis and can't have a license anymore. Pretty much they are all criminals or deadbeats.

[@eaglesfan32]

Don’t forget, they all have bad shoulders, bad backs, bad knees or are pregnant. Or all the above.

[@willer3399]

@@jeremynv89523He’s not the only one.

[@PhilJSmith67]

Many of them are big time criminals. But once in a while some sovcit doofus with a speeding ticket gets themself thrown in jail for contempt for arguing with the judge, after failure to appear. Blows my mind.

[@HasidicKaiju]

Finally a judge that tells the sovtard that they are flat out wrong.

[@KinniMoo]

This judge deserves to have her own superhero movie lol

[@stephenmarcus7051]

You go, Judge Anzalone. Great job of shutting this jabberwocky down and nipping it in the bud

[@vivaldi1948]

Facing serious prison time and wanting to be your own lawyer. Whew! Not the shiniest penny in the roll.

[@jeffvanmeter1330]

“I…I need time to think…” is the sound a SovCit brain makes when confronted with information contrary to its programming.

[@sarahwar3538]

The way the judge handled the sov cit! Not today! No sir, not today!

[@wallyman292]

9:25 - Dude appears at his hearing for driving while suspended while ACTIVELY CLIMBING OUT OF THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF A TRUCK! lol!!!

[@momsterzz]

I think Regier caught it but Judge missed it

[@jolofreebird3475]

😂, Right?! What the heck, I saw immediately.

[@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot]

RoboLawyer Regier has made a special appearance. 😂

[@jix9]

This Judge is my new hero, every judge could take note of her control

[@not_nannymcphee_80]

I LOVE this first judge!! I wish ALL sov cits could stand in front of her! This was awesome!!

[@patriciadunzweiler6993]

That brief opening clip absolutely cracked me up! Dude thought his introduction was so witty, and the look on the judges face and the tone in which she said "Thank you" was priceless!

[@yaycooo]

0:44 best shut down! More of this judge! She’s amazing!

[@glennwilliams3100]

This reminds me of "Rocky and Bullwinkle" and the great and all knowing "Professor Know-It-All",,,,,, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dam, died again !!!!

[@jasonfeliciano1524]

I love how she handled it, nonchalant and stern. Loved it.

[@kerbyfab]

These people are so exhausting and woefully ignorant!! Dude is looking at decades in prison and shows up to court in jeans & hoodie and wants to represent himself w/ all his sov-cit bullsh*t. He’ll be in prison before he knows what hit him, and we’ll be here for it! 😂😂

[@hectorr-ln9ex]

I love this judge her and judge Oakley on No Nonsense

[@robertplatt643]

68,000? ...so basically he stole a Milwaukee Sawzalll.

[@wickedmuffin76]

And maybe a Snap On screwdriver too.

[@jim6214]

Since Mr. Henry is pictured sitting in his "conveyance", I wonder if he's still "traveling" on his suspended driver's license, what do you think? He certainly isn't working, is he? "No."

[@MoefoeAhole-gy9vd]

Judge Webster is dealing with the USUAL SUSPECTS 😉

[@aklevah1]

Watching this again, I note that he is charged with embezzlement from a company. His argument is that he can't be charged, because there is not "victim" because the "company" can't testify against him. Based on this theory, he can just walk into a Walmart or some other major store, and take a $2000 television without paying for it, because "no victim," he stole from the company and the company can't testify.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

Truly, the insidiousness of the sovcit movement on display. Just wait til pedos start claiming these beliefs en masse. We'll have to overhaul the legal system to make it crystal clear how much of grifting, fraudulent movement it is.

[@pjuggle]

Judge is a true boss in the first segment

[@isabellflorence4956]

He’s still operating a vehicle without a license. He’s on the drivers side of a vehicle and reached in and grabbed his drink from the console.

[@jrew7010]

I saw that too and almost spit out my drink laughing.

[@jolofreebird3475]

I saw that too. I thought maybe Judge would see !

[@TophinatorStreams]

Judges that contend like this with these people do a bigger service than their job demands and has at least a small chance at making the defendant realize they’ll get nothing and nowhere continuing that SovCit nonsense.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

Some are so stubborn they'd rather die in jail than to adhere to modern society.

[@isabellflorence4956]

And he gets in his nice man truck and sits behind the wheel…called it!

[@superflypheelign]

JRegier's favorite sport is power walking.

[@jon6346]

His glutes are magnificent.

[@jdc6681]

Judge Anzalone is a no BS judge. Highly intelligent, professional, respectful, efficient and to the point. This video should be used for judicial training.

[@jenniferthacker4231]

I must have just missed your live! I watched this video earlier today! She stopped him before he could even get started! Another great job by a judge!

[@saleendriver]

It's videos like this that make me think we are doomed as a species. Doomed.

[@itsjustlaurel1531]

Right..but the judge does make the odds better.😂

[@Tindometari]

Cue the giant meteor ... please!

[@phineasj.whoopee3301]

Damn you Mike! Every time someone says pretrial, I yell "PREEETIAL" and then I scream.

[@crystalmaddox3911]

I do too but it’s all internal

[@jolofreebird3475]

I hear ya, and I see Judge Manning in my head! 😂 Mike , love your channel!

[@isabellflorence4956]

His teacher wife will have to support his man-truck.

[@tweetitweet9486]

why can't all Judges handle these SovCits this way - don't let them drone on and on about nonsense.

[@maryluhughes]

I am loving this judge. She cuts everyone of his arguments right off!

[@philipstanco6011]

I love it when people go out of their way to prove beyond a doubt that they are ignorant.

[@Kaisermb1]

He’s in some serious trouble and he’s really messing with this nonsense? Get a lawyer dude.

[@danielx555]

With the suspended license thing, I remember a time in my life when I learned that I had been driving on a suspended license for more than a year. I was doing a background check for a federal contract and I had to turn in a driving record, and I learned that my license has been suspended. I contacted the courthouse, they told me they hadn't suspended it. I contacted the license bureau and they said that the court had suspended it. A few days later they learned that they had suspended it without knowing it, there was a late fee on a ticket that they failed to post to the account and it got stuck in the computer. Long story short, I paid the $15 and my license was restored. And I had been driving while suspended for about 16 months.

[@windylibby3515]

Judge Anzalone is AMAZING!!! “Yeah, if you were dead the case would be dismissed” 😂

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

Finally someone points out Well yeah. If you were dead you wouldn't be here 😂

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

What you don't believe in zombies or undead?

[@JLova82]

The argument is trickier than first appears.

[@sufferedlearnedchanged]

To be fair. I wouldn't want a court appointed lawyer for an embezzlement charge. Especially if I planned on taking it to trial.

[@johntrevy1]

Better than no attorney though if you can't afford to hire one.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

Dudes trying the sovcit tactic. He has no clue what is "better" for himself at all.

[@zackc3767]

Judge Anzalone needs to be in the regular rotation. Great.

[@trinity2145]

She’s the best! I’m just in awe that he used the “there is no victim” ummm hello you stole money from the victim. Good lord

[@melindaduncan3073]

Oh boy, The Love Boat melody gives me all of the warm cozy feelings! ❤

[@valerie362]

I didn't think another judge could make my toes curl like the one who's name I can't remember but I was wrong! I am now in love with her!

[@PassiveAgressive319]

He stole money from his employers? $68k

[@Tindometari]

18:14 "... don't signal to each other using heliograph or semaphore, don't have outdoor weed-smoking parties whenever the winds are blowing the right way, and don't attempt to communicate through interpretive dance either."

[@nicolelewonkenobi]

"A Man Who Is His Own Lawyer Has a Fool for a Client." I love these sovcitiots!

[@ravinhud4979]

I really thought he was gonna be like a normal I am traveling not driving sov cit. I lost my mind after hearing embezzlement and I don't even know what else....like what? You really wanna do sovidiot with these huge charges?

[@jeffanderson6390]

"I'm a living man". " If you were dead the case would be dismissed". Hey guy, that's one way to get out of it I guess.

[@alunchurcher7060]

just what size of a work load does Darren Paterson have he must work 24 hrs a day 7 days a week, or is he the actual robot lawyer.

[@lesalikespink]

This is the first live that I’ve been able to watch! Thanks Mike for showing us the funny side of court! I love the sovereign citizens! They are hilarious! I love your channel! Thanks again!🤣🤣🤣

[@MagiciansApprentice1]

What a wonderful Judge!

[@liesh7222]

I love this judge!!! She knows EXACTLY what is up!!!!

[@louisebrown4622]

The Judge is a beast

[@robertfromtexas2480]

We can laugh at the stupidity of these Sovereign citizens but this first guy is in some serious trouble, and he could end up in prison for years because of this Sov cit lunacy

[@hollydennison159]

We'll need a Follow-up for Mr. Muskgrove.

[@candypowell4334]

And he just got out of a truck that he was sitting behind the wheel in. Come on Judge how could you not see that.

[@davident1]

Mr. Henry is standing next to the vehicle that he is driving today! ROFLMAO

[@TheFreshman321]

Is Paterson the only public defender in his office.

[@1964amora]

I love the first judge she needs to shut down off the SovCits

[@prof.mommyarty]

I finally bought 🎶it gets worse 🎶 and it's a fab way to start the day. 😄 "if you were dead the case would be dismissed"😂 . Also you have the very BEST CHAT!

[@kayfurlano1462]

Please, please have the follow up video of this sovcit looking at possibly 25 years in prison for embezzlement!

[@mika72.-Bois]

Who guessed Attorney Darren Patterson would be appointed!? 😂

[@jeffericson929]

That lady judge is right on

[@scmontgomery]

Judge Anzalone handling that matter is making my legal heart swoon. What a masterclass

[@MindlessFocus]

If anyone has Shawshank redemption’s last name, it’s me. My oldest son may or may not be named Andrew or Andy for short. Last name is Dufrene

[@dg20120]

The living man and his all caps name can be cell mates.

[@42words]

this is super off-topic but it's starting to become genuinely impressive (and honestly not a little adorable) that, after _so_ many videos, you *_still_* haven't figured out how to make it so your intro music doesn't get cut off before it finishes

[@wallyman292]

You went with "Lost in Love" for that one clip Mike??? Wrong choice! That one called for "Afternoon Delight!", obviously!!!

[@marlenesollgruber9186]

Danke!I simply love your channel and when I’m nervous,like today I’m binge watching your uploads! Let me thank you this way!

[@joeballman916]

She is great. No messing about

[@justschr]

Discecting SovCit arguments would be a great way to teach critical thinking.

[@davident1]

If Mr Henry was a store manager last month, he must have done something egregious to lose that job. IMHO

[@OldWon991]

A sov cit doing embezzlement. This is a new one. no victim? Just ask the owner of the company

[@danielx555]

There was no victim! Well, except for that one LOL

[@ergogrrl]

The amount of Air Supply in your recent videos is triggering memories of kindergarten roller rink outings.

[@Tindometari]

I keep expecting to hear a Foghat clip ... which, come to think of it, would be quite appropriate for the average sovereign.

[@kurtschuster8199]

The first defendent could not even Sov Cit correctly?!?

[@alwallace4538]

I confused. What did the woman in Judge Middleton's court do wrong? They took it to the woods

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

Fucking in public, is my guess

[@jondano8249]

Judge has definitely stepped up in my book!!! Thank you for this hearing ma'am... and Who thought a guy who somehow embezzled or whatever he did, is going to be honest in a court of law?????

[@robertjandorf8125]

"Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her. You don't look at her. And you don't even think about her..." Anyone name the movie?

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

Don't touch it. Don't think about touching it. Don't sing about thinking about touching it.

[@pjosephlthewonder5082]

Never in the history of being told to calm down, has anyone ever calmed down. Peace

[@oktomcat]

How in the world can the sovcit in the first case say that their was no victim? HE STOLE MONEY!!!

[@channel.3.]

I know I’m not live, but DARRIN PATTERSON!! 11:17 edit: 12:23 AH HAH!! Yes!

[@cerebraltackle]

...was I thinking out loud, fell out of touch But I'm back on my feet and eager to be what you wanted... 😁😁😁

[@davident1]

@LTWM Hey Mike, maybe you could ask for Attorney Dahger-Margosian's tailor's deets! ROFL

[@penguincommunity6218]

It took me a while to figure out that the reluctance to stand at the podium goes back to their not wanting to have any sort of a contract.

[@97TJ]

Bruh! Facing 10 + 15 years in the Gray Bar Hotel? You better some legal representation and knock of the Fez-tastic arguments

[@heatherr296]

More of this judge please. 😂

[@thiamonroe9413]

Those neighbors are why i just stare hard and walk away from my neighbors.

[@stanhankins3175]

Love. Exciting and new. !!!

[@Sciss0rman]

Mike, you're missing out. The Rust Trial is a clown show. The level of professionalism is basically Brooks v. Brooks in front of Judge Brooks. It's so bad.

[@melissaparzow4711]

Had to go to Michigan for a funeral and sometimes we drive through Three Rivers and Constantine. I so badly wanted to stop in Three Rivers to say hi to Judge Middleton, but we just can’t work it into the schedule! Maybe next time!

[@wilycat5290]

Looked like Mr Henry was parking a vehicle as his ZOOM opened 😂

[@carolmiller7310]

Thanks 😊