Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

[@erichandley5176]

I bet George W Bush is saying... “ Damn and y’all thought I was stupid”.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

Yup. I think Jon Stewart's head would explode because of Trump.

[@papediouf6495]

At least Bush was funny.

[@jessicacook5722]

George W Bush is Mensa material compared to Trump.

[@amandahugenkiss2310]

@@OneSeasonMan That sounds like a Bruce Lee movie

[@oenrn]

It's called "the Trump effect". Former Presidents of both parties suddenly seem like geniuses in comparison.

[@aeon9311]

“If you don’t stop, we’ll nuke you.” “Yeah??? Well, I’ll nuke me twice as much!”

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

I'll nuke me X infinity!

[@PointsofData]

If I nuke myself then YOU can't nuke me! Genius.

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

But if I stand next to you, then you get caught in the blast radius. Wait... that's too many smart words. Um... I stand next to you, then you get die from boom-boom.

[@blaisemacpherson7637]

Best tarriff analogy ever

[@moonpatrol9717]

Knowing Trump he's probably had his name painted onto the side of every nuclear missile in the US, just like he did with all the other shit he owns or builds.

[@essenceofwisdom6808]

only one who can out stupid Trump is Trump himself so far.

[@RetroBackslash]

whattabout Eric or Don Jr

[@essenceofwisdom6808]

naaah he ain't there yet . he's the freak show behind the leading freak .

[@essenceofwisdom6808]

stronger wind blow would cause u pneumonia , not to mention a bitch slap which would be well deserved in your case.

[@RetroBackslash]

Back When Army Of Two First Came Out You’re a real master of the English language aren’t you!

[@ladyv5655]

The people who still support him do.

[@marolan7412]

We can also do stupid ... I’m dying 🤣😂🤣💙

[@anthonymagliaro4791]

No need to "do" you already are stupid...poor Stevie crying on election night when he knew Trump would win and on the air..how pathetic what snowflake lickspittle just like you Marolan...have you moved out of your parent's basement and found suitable accomodations?....Trump 2016-2024

[@ostryostrowski1548]

Marolan Stickney Tilcock true! Tv funny man just epicly PWNED trump

[@squadric7722]

don't argue with a trump supporter...you're not a dumbfuck whisperer

[@tysargent9647]

Not as stupid as you, it seems.

[@MrFranconn]

Marolan, Donny does stupid very well.

[@cctomcat321]

I'd say we're in a different great depression. Rather than money, it's of mind and sanity.

[@GrahamChapman]

Personally, I'm just plain depressed at this point. :/

[@lawrenceparker695]

Free thought is at stake , it's truly 1984. In real life.

[@Silverfirefly1]

It's money too.

[@MaestroTJS]

Yes, the left is completely insane.

[@is-be6725]

...best comment I’ve read in a long time.

[@scooby45247]

Drumpf is the epitome of the "hold my beer" mentality..

[@dday9433]

dizzybynature.... except in a dangerous, un-fun, and even more tremendously stupid way... and taking all of us with him, since Congress can't find their.... brains... to say "hell no."

[@doleo_metal]

I appreciate how he always uses 'the voice' when reading his tweets lol

[@sovietmuffin501]

the warrior Z yeah, the other 43 people who have served in the office

[@dr.ghosttc3039]

@@sovietmuffin501 lol true

[@katlovesdogs4119]

@the warrior W There have 44 better Presidents.

[@s0zumsOldChannel]

It’s unnecessary.

[@marco05171]

@the warrior W worst

[@sixmint2904]

He’s the only guy that supports my bleach-based suicide intentions.

[@itzgamerwolf5899]

It is illegal for a comment to be this underrated LMFAO

[@clopsalot8700]

ROFLMAO XD XD XD

[@KingOfMadCows]

Hey, isn't giving farmers a hand out socialism? I thought Trump supporters hated that. And don't they also hate the government picking winners and losers in the economy? Doesn't that hurt the free market?

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Hypocritical FUCKERS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

KingOfMadCows now, now, you know it’s only socialism if it doesn’t help them...

[@Cerevisi]

Touche!

[@khas88888]

so it's the tax payers that are bailing farmers out. but hey, it's not like they'll go hungry i guess.

[@paulfogartysongs]

sssshhhhhhhhssshhhhhh.... you're not supposed to mention that stuff. Ssshhhhhhhshhhhshhssshhhhh

[@Fulgrim88]

I'm not even angry anymore, just tired. When will you finally get rid of him

[@gaylemc2692]

I hope you mean when will we get rid of him

[@patriciabusch4599]

@Fulgrim88 Trust. The vast majority of the US are beyond exhausted.

[@gaylemc2692]

+Fulgrim88 I know I am terribly exhausted as well. But that will not stop me. I became an activist so as to get this jerk out. obviously there were many, midterms show this. Happy New Year to you and yours.

[@CESayers1]

Soon I hope. And for the record, I apologize that the world must deal with him.

[@hazukichanx408]

+Fulgrim88 - I've felt this way since I started hearing about him. I don't even live in the US, which is some minor mercy, but I feel for all the people he's hurt and continues to hurt, all while keeping his own supporters stupid, ignorant and severely undersupplied with actual facts and information through his "clever" tactic of declaring free information an enemy of the people...

[@finlayeasson263]

I lost it at "God bless...the united shaeeshs"

[@jodracona2722]

I think there’s an L in there somewhere

[@chillipeno9465]

How much Tabasco does he smoke?

[@Davin207]

Huda Potato m guessing a lot

[@amiram.4965]

lmaoo i cried, and also because i felt bad for him for being such a dumbass

[@pinkfloyd9978]

It’s edited. He doesn’t actually say that.

[@midwestkatie8068]

So China said screw you and bought soybeans from Brazil. Lost that sales. Thanks Tarriff Man.

[@markdemaegd4058]

Are the farmers going to support this president in 2020? Why? Trump is hurting the bottom 99% of the population. Get Smart people!

[@markdemaegd4058]

@tree man How did you get by the tariffs? Inflation, yes there is and the Trumpsters will follow him to the cliff or worse. I'm the pied piper follow me, and I'll show you where its at!

[@Mikeschmidt61]

midwestkatie and no matter who is president those product sales will never come back.

[@MrFranconn]

Mark, I think Donny is gone. But not soon enough.

[@dre4505]

TARIFFS HAVE BROUGHT IN 100 BILLION ALREADY. BUT THE TRUE JUSTICE COMES IN BECAUSE CHINAS ECONOMY IS SCRAMBLING. THEIR CON GAME IS UP. INSTEAD OF THANKING AND BEING GRATEFUL... YOURE HATING?!?!? WOW!!!!!!!!! BRAINWASHED MEDIA LIBERALS!

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

We're talking about a guy who went bankrupt *6* times and never learn from his mistakes.

[@kruleworld]

Yeah, people thought he'd be a good president because he's a 'business man'

[@hurd3203]

傭兵Cloud You really do not like trump do you? Every video I see you. Coooool

[@cheetosortiz2783]

7 times when he bankrupts America

[@sameerchoudhary3131]

is worth billions

[@GahMehGrrrr]

Michael Blose He owes millions more like.

[@NewMessage]

The Dem's 2020 slogan should be 'We told you so...'

[@SanguineThor]

The progressives will take over the dems, but yes. Logic will hopefully prevail

[@glenbarnier]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pandamonium9255]

You win!😂😂😂👍

[@mauricewillims1656]

That sound good. But I Fought if the cultist members. Them regret this because they are both blind and dumb lol

[@TheCstar07]

So he wants credit for throwing money at a problem he created? Seems legit

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Cum

[@indraservo5764]

American money, not his

[@sikla24]

+1

[@azoth6641]

+TheCstar07 So, the good old "poison-and-cure" gambit?

[@miapdx503]

TheCstar07 He's creating many problems. Is this how he'll respond? Throw money at it! This can't end well. Trillions of taxpayer dollars to fix trump's crises. Many Cohens in our future...

[@phisomni]

You know it’s bad when the crowd is cheering for a foreign politician roasting the president

[@seraphthecreator]

So no tariffs are fair trade and free market. OK drumpf, then drop the tariffs on Canadian and Chinese imports, hypocrite.

[@fandomguy8025]

@seraph, Yeah I responded to him, if you want to show you're ready, drop them!

[@Jay_No]

How dare you insult the British national embarrassment that is the Piers Morgan! Pistols at dawn, Sir!

[@locosmoco1]

Spot on about Pre Menstrual Mr. Colbert!

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Hey, "small government" Republicans, how's all that winning working out for ya? Suddenly, all I hear are crickets....

[@georgekromidas5097]

PCBacklash _ Pretty good actually DOW just rose because of this. These clowns you listen to have you thinking this is a bad thing. Tariffs on our imports will lower now.

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Once again in English, comrade. What is "DOW?"

[@keplerjh834]

😂😂 dont talk about politics and tariffs if you dont know what the dow is

[@coachchris548]

PCBacklash _ I know this much. I didn't vote for any demoncrats or liberals they have colluded in the murder of babies in the womb. And if you vote for any demoncrats or liberals you also have colluded in the murder of babies in the womb. Woe to whom harms one of God's Creation

[@pcbacklash_3261]

Well, here in America, we say, "the" Dow, and we only capitalize the first letter. That said, perhaps YOU should listen to "these clowns," because if you did, you might know that "the Dow" is actually DOWN. It reached its peak back in January (continuing a long trend that began under Obama), and STILL hasn't recovered yet: www.macrotrends.net/1358/dow-jones-industrial-average-last-10-years Next time you shoot your mouth off about economics, do a little research before you make yourself look like a fool, comrade.

[@nevigo5519]

"We can also do stupid" Hahahaha!

[@stevenhorton902]

DATELINE... January 7, 2069 - Jetson Junior High School - Los Angeles, California. Student... "How come our history books always leave out the years 2016 to 2020 ?" Teacher... "You don't want to know. Trust me, you do not want to know"

[@GenevieveThornton]

Can you imagine if Obama had used a depression era law to help out the economy because of his risky pursuits in office? Heads would’ve rolled. Oh how things have changed 😒

[@teax25]

Head will still roll. All of this will come back to bite the GOP in the ass. I am sure the workers on these farm will get nothing. Is the owners that will get the funds. It being bail out now, but how bout next month or next year. China have stop buying Soy from the US thank to the Trade War. Is POS Trump going keep bailing out the soy farmer. Canada is thinking about not buying tomato and peanut from the US. A company can not make money if no one buy the product that is being sold. IS POS Trump going bail out the tomato farmers and peanut framers as well? There be more collapse in the future. The only way it will stop if POS Trump end the Trade War. He not going for what ever Dumb reason that is in his fucking head. More people will beg for bail out because POS Trump just prove that he will bail out anyone that can kiss his ass. That what it is, be his dumb fuck sheep, and he will save you with tax payer money.

[@tarrynlea]

teax25 Yes, that's true. And the farm owners won't raise or drop wages, but they will start laying people off in droves...

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Well, Obama bailed out General Motors now didn't he? And the tariffs on steel would have helped General Motors. Do you people read or just watch this moron?

[@teax25]

Nobody Special On December 19, 2008, Bush approved a bailout plan and gave General Motors and Chrysler $13.4 billion in financing from TARP. On the March 30, 2009 deadline, Obama declined to provide financial aid to General Motors, and requested that General Motors produce credible plans in order to get Government aide. The Bailout was already Approve by Bush to give to General Motors, but since the fund disbursement fall under Obama, Obama what to ensure that the workers will not suffer if General Motors pack up and leave with the Government money. A POS Trump sheep that is a Moron who can not even read what he is talking out of his ass on. Than again it the Hallmark of you fucking sheep. Talking out of your ass and calling people stupid. It funny how you think everyone is as stupid as you are.

[@jheanelltabana8713]

Nobody Special yes Obama did, and that pissed off a lot of people. Now Trump is doing basically the same thing for a problem that was completely avoidable, but hey he's Trump, he's making America better again.

[@merendobereglidditz9304]

Centuries from now, historians will still struggle to answer the question; In 2016, what exactly made America elect a man/potato hybrid as their Chief Executive?

[@HarryPotter-nc6yl]

Because people like you hate condecending people like you and hillary, wait and watch 2020, we have so much hate for you and your likes

[@mariyahisrael5508]

Long before centuries have passed, the Electoral College will have to answer for their deception. Remember Trump didn't win the popular vote.

[@kennewton4210]

Potatoes are smarter than Orange man.

[@kennewton4210]

@@HarryPotter-nc6yl Still drinking koolaid huh. Feel sorry for ya. Never saw this much dumbing down. He makes" W " seem like a genius.

[@lelescarlet7184]

ken newton I was just thinking, “That’s an insult to potatoes!”

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

"Make America Great Again" - Get rid of Trump "Drain The Swamp" - Pull his hair piece out of the drain first!

[@simonpoon3785]

I knew Trump is a con artist as soon as he open his mouth, since he was in the U N meeting

[@kosmaso]

lol. love the hairpiece bit!!!

[@aljawia]

Or get rid off ugly people like you!

[@daveslater9141]

Tahiti treat are you a moron naturally or does it take practice

[@ediypzy]

Dear Americans, please vote to save the planet.

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Shut up!

[@ediypzy]

Back When Army Of Two First Came Out No thanks - I will not.

[@scrubsrc4084]

Lol, he's the one opposing China

[@-xnnybimb-9398]

@Dev De Silva ever since the 21st century started this country has been hella dumb

[@boondocksdragon8959]

Is it just me, or is Trump constantly making giant messes so he can get credit later for slightly cleaning them up...?

[@Asher_Tye]

Randi Young No, you are not crazy, this is indeed what's happening.

[@alainarchambault2331]

That's exactly what he's doing. After the damage he's done he has to start new trade deals so he can claim he doing great deals, big deals, the biggest and best deals ever.

[@stevepenney6459]

And we are all too dumb to catch the "deal man" at this nonsense.

[@shedd45]

Bingo. His supporters call that winning, it happens every time.

[@troyi448]

No, it's not just you sweet-heart. It's everyone like you. Trump 2020, get over it. I would of said,"get the fuck over it." But I figured cursing, via text, is quite asinine.

[@MrBoondock1]

Standing ovation for the man who destroyed Trumps star on the walk of fame 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

ok

[@iainpatek685]

How do you know it was a man?

[@danieltitus26]

@@iainpatek685 because he admitted to doing it

[@willromaine2252]

Let's remember these things with the most recent stupid from an incompetent president in the 2020 election. Make America great again and vote Trump out.

[@hdr_diamondz]

Congrats, Biden won

[@dead4059]

Hope any idiots that voted for Biden are happy- Biden is lookin REAL SMART THESE DAYS

[@alps5983]

And the US is going to shit, didn’t plan out for the donkeys did it

[@Thunderwalker87]

Trump: I am using emergency national security provisions of law to wage a trade war with our closest allies... they need to play nice but I know they won't. EU: This is stupid, we will play your game but this is stupid. Trump: I find what you just said offensive. Really? Really??? This is getting so insanely insane and stupidly stupid that its hard to keep track.

[@nerowolfe736]

Thunderwalker87 - (sigh). If everyone in the whole world just does what Trump says in the first place, immediately and without question, we won't HAVE any of these problems, OK?

[@rileywritts]

Merilora Renuart DOING WHAT HE SAYS IS EXACTLY WHY EVERYTHING'S SHIT NOW, 45 HIVE.

[@nerowolfe736]

Riley Writtens - Apparently I need to make my SARCASM more obvious, though I'm not sure how anyone could have possibly missed it. Maybe an emoji...

[@Cerevisi]

We made soup from wall paper paste during the great depression, & WW2 and I think we'll be eating paste again soon, if we don't oust this joker.

[@mushypeasplease8872]

he'll agree to put it back just as it was then claim he's done an amazing thing like as though he hadn't caused the problem in the first place. Putin must be ecstatic.

[@paulettemorgan9959]

Scary

[@nobodyspecial9738]

If you ate soup from wall paper paste, well that explains it.

[@GregTom2]

People who say subsidies are socialist are kind of misunderstanding how subsidies work. If you subsidize projects to make it easier for companies to shoulder the costs of starting a new venture, with the objective of creating jobs in the long run; that's a subsidy. If you give 12 billions to farmers who can't take their business elsewhere anyway because they need their land, in order for them to vote for you in the upcoming elections; that's just hush money.

[@DembaiVT]

GregTom2 bribery, but yeah.

[@paulettemorgan9959]

And this is Donald Trump.He knows a thing or two about Hush money.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Is that the same as Clinton selling uranium to Russia? You don't like conspiracy theories unless its to you're advantage. Correct?

[@cmike123]

This made me giggle

[@LiveMusicOntario]

Third category: If you give billions to corporate cronies who say they will start new ventures and hire more people, then split for greener pastures and reward the executives with bonuses for getting the stock value up. What's that called?

[@davebb36]

My son was concerned he was not smart enough to become rich. I assured him that you dont need to be smart. Look at trump

[@Ash_W04]

You just need a rich dad 😂

[@jayoh123]

i dunno, trump finished top of an ivy league university. im thinking you did not by your comment. .... i mean if your telling your kid to not study and work hard to succeed in life .... you probably fail as a parent.

[@TheReal_N-I-F-F]

@@Ash_W04 a small loan of one million dollars

[@kythrathesuntamer9715]

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-who-often-boasts-of-his-wharton-degree-says-he-was-admitted-to-the-hardest-school-to-get-into-the-college-official-who-reviewed-his-application-recalls-it-differently/2019/07/08/0a4eb414-977a-11e9-830a-21b9b36b64ad_story.html

[@kythrathesuntamer9715]

PHILADELPHIA - James Nolan was working in the University of Pennsylvania’s admissions office in 1966 when he got a phone call from one of his closest friends, Fred Trump Jr. It was a plea to help Fred’s younger brother Donald Trump get into Penn’s Wharton School.He called me and said, ‘You remember my brother Donald?’ Which I didn’t,” Nolan, 81, said in an interview with The Washington Post. “He said: ‘He’s at Fordham and he would like to transfer to Wharton. Will you interview him?’ I was happy to do that.” Soon, Donald Trump arrived at Penn for the interview, accompanied by his father, Fred Trump Sr., who sought to “ingratiate” himself, Nolan said. Nolan, who said he was the only admissions official to talk to Donald Trump, was required to give Trump a rating, and he recalled, “It must have been decent enough to support his candidacy.” For decades, Trump has cited his attendance at what was then called the Wharton School of Finance as evidence of his intellect. He has said he went to “the hardest school to get into, the best school in the world,” calling it “super genius stuff.” Last month, President Trump pointed to his studies there as he awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to conservative economist Arthur Laffer. But Trump, who questioned the academic standing of President Barack Obama, has never released records showing how he got into the school - or how he performed once he was there. And, until now, Nolan’s detailed account of Trump’s admission process has not been publicly disclosed

[@juliesevilla3950]

Out-stuppiding Donald trump? Is that even possible?

[@candywarmuth2455]

See his supporters

[@totidabear5245]

Yes

[@totidabear5245]

He thinks that mexico will build the wall, he is a dumass for saying that

[@domishere4313]

Hector Lievano-Mata ikr 😂 not to mention he thinks climate change is a hoax, btw I’m a kid, and I’m getting real tired of the other trump supporters saying. “Your just a kid what would you know about it?” Because just cuz I’m a kid doesn’t mean I don’t have the time to research about it. 😂 I’m disgusted on how dumb trump supporters are. And by no means am I smart.

[@RonLarhz]

His supporters,obviously.

[@greedybat6123]

before the trade war gets worse can we trade leaders with someone quickly

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Fuckoff

[@greedybat6123]

Back When Army Of Two First Came Out hurts when people post on a public forum?

[@mrbigpappy85]

Sorry the new EU tariffs on idiot imports are too high. We're stuck with him. But maybe we can sneak him into some pumpkin shipments.

[@tamikoestomo3275]

Not here on earth, sorry to disappoint you....but Satan might be interested.

[@Cerevisi]

HAHA! S'MYD!

[@wheatboi8255]

I'd LOVE to hear from those farmers. I wanna hear them trying desperately to blame the Democrats for this or shamelessly trying to deflect to conspiracy theories.

[@fandomguy8025]

@Wheatboi "The Aliens what made the crop circles are causing the trade war to weaken the earthican economy!"

[@DIESEL0759]

+Wheatboi Farmers have already been interviewed. They think Trump's policies are great. (Yes, this is true.)

[@fandomguy8025]

@Diesel0759, No they don't, no Farmer that knows what's going on does, this is why Trump had to send a money package because he's destroying them.

[@DIESEL0759]

+Fandom guy Bullshit. Farmers all are falling all over themselves to get in the line to blow Trump, stating how grateful they are for these reliefs and how they think Trump is doing great.

[@danyoutube7491]

@@fandomguy8025 I think a lot of people don't follow the ins and outs of what's going on in the news, a lot will only hear what rubbish news outlets like Fox tell them, which was probably something on the lines of 'China is trying to make US farmers poor but Trump is supporting the farmers, what a great friend he is to the farmers'. It only takes the omission of details to give an impression completely at odds with reality. If they don't pay much attention at all to the news then get told they're getting some money by the US government, they are likely to think Trump's looking out for them.

[@pauljohnston9446]

I just realized The Jerk with Steve Martin was trump's biography ...

[@sagemeanswise]

Makes Bush look like a walk in the park

[@BlackEpyon]

Bush is a fucking genius compared to this buffoon!

[@BlackEpyon]

Well, you've gust set the bar even lower. Congratulations! You must be at LEAST this stupid to run for President!

[@ivepeters]

Make America Great ' depression '

[@ivepeters]

John O Was hoping final episode of apprentice would be quicker, Mueller walks in and says You're Fired.

[@swat67ify]

LOL - MAGD. Even better tha MAGA ;D

[@MaestroTJS]

Wow, that's so catchy, it just rolls off the tongue. :/

[@monde1208]

make america 1929 again

[@giovannim9047]

Ive Peters #trump2020🇺🇸

[@onjofilms]

I'm glad we have a president who will be tough on government free loaders, so.... he can create new free loaders?

[@yadig8253]

Idk, welfare, ebt, and an Obama phone sounds like a massive sector of freeloading. He spent more on that than defense. What you crybabies talk about when it comes to NK and Russia.

[@youraverageimperialguard7932]

Ya Dig? What? Was that even English?

[@coachchris548]

onjoFilms I'm glad we don't have a demoncrat in office. The demoncrats have colluded in the murder of babies in the womb and if you vote for any demoncrats or liberals you also have colluded in the murder of babies in the womb. Eternity awaits

[@carolprice1389]

What do you expect from a con man? Lying.

[@ssj4gogeta130]

I love his Trump impression! 😂

[@Larry2]

He is Trump: “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.” ― Marcus Tullius Cicero

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

how old is that prophecy?

[@Larry2]

Well Its actually a quote from Marcus Tullius Cicero. He was a Roman statesman and hater of Julius Caesar. I think that should answer your question.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

i really hate that something that freaking ancient and ominous applies to our current present day reality.

[@Larry2]

Life can really suck huh, thanks in part to our present day POTUS.

[@trina2361]

Why is he Tweeting his every thought? He's the President not an emotional teenage 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@meddle903]

like you?

[@trina2361]

khav ll 🙄

[@trina2361]

khav ll thanks for replying I needed to laugh again. Can't get enough of this video😂😂😂

[@TERRAXX31]

Trina Ewing I'm here for your emotional troubles, as long as i can hit it after.

[@arxsyn]

That's a great way to describe the garden variety Narcissist: insecure, self obsessed, emotionally under-developed

[@PhantomAngelofMusic]

This makes me grateful my bf was born in Canada. I'm going to nudge him a little to start the process of getting his citizenship back there, because he was brought over as a baby. He gets his citizenship back, we drive 8 hours north to the border, stop at a courthouse along the way, to get married and boom... Bye bye America, until you can take care of this nutcase in the oval office!

[@DembaiVT]

PhantomAngelofMusic note that you need a job offer or entrance into a school to start the process of citizenship up here. Getting married doesn't give you citizenship. Also you boyfriend will need to live here continuously for a year in order to get his citizenship back. Until then the both of you will need SIN cards (like SSN) to work, and you specifically will need a work visa as well. Good luck and welcome. (And try to move somewhere where housing is cheap. Ontario is getting very expensive to live in)

[@nobodyspecial9738]

I wish Colbert would pack up and move to Canada already. He is un-American.

[@dsugioaga]

While I certainly understand your sentiment and generally sympathize, I still think this is the wrong thing to do. By packing up and leaving you are just strengthening Trump and his supporters and weakening the opposition to him. Don't leave the rest of us hanging! I'd say, stay and fight back, so we can vote Trump and the GOP once and for all out of office!

[@rickyhits6547]

Nobody Special fu

[@alainarchambault2331]

Nobody Special Colbert often trends in the top ten. He's more popular than Fox. That's makes him more American I'd say.

[@danieljnolan2856]

Hahahahah .. I’m giving up on BOTH parties .. I cant anymore 😂 what a joke

[@sikla24]

Donald "THE AMERICAN CLOWN" Trump. Thats your president. Congrats.

[@mlghelp2day]

LordMunchkin I agree. If Russian hadnt hacked the election i dont think he wud hav won. First president who won by having the election hacked in his favor. 😒

[@MultiTomcat67]

MLG HELP: George 'Dub-yah' Bush was the first cheetie puppet (FL in 2000, FL & OH in 2004).

[@libertyann439]

boy george I didn't vote for this slimeball.

[@coachchris548]

boy george easy soy boy

[@coachchris548]

LordMunchkin mob doesn't rule .

[@lazyperfectionist1]

What the... _"...snipping_ at your heels" is what he said? Now they're using _scissors?_ The word is _"nipping,"_ Donald! _"Nipping,"_ like _ankle-biters!_ At least get your _metaphors_ right!

[@paulaw418]

lazyperfectionist1 LOL! Make like a tree, and get the hell out of here! I too hate when people mix up their metaphors.

[@fiveohfivethree]

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. Please, please, please PLEASE someone notice that it is a Biff Tannen quote from Back to the Future.

[@Medusa5150]

lazyperfectionist1 he's got the dogs after him too, lol

[@keepdancingmaria]

I noticed that one, too. Mixed Metaboor!

[@solitare4602]

I don't know. Snipping at your heels could cut your Achilles Tendon. That's pretty bad.

[@blauwegaai]

Yeah the EU is not dropping trade barriers to the USA. We have a lot of laws in Europe banning the poisonous junk in American food and products. We haven’t perfected consumer protection standards, but they are just as important as capital (money).

[@thereseraquin9955]

Europe and many countries around the world are head and shoulders more progressive than the US in technology, in health, in climate change, in manufacturing, in standards of living. US used to be top dog but every dog has its day and now it is China's turn.

[@elceelcevet6998]

@@thereseraquin9955 you are right, in Europe are not allowed US GMO soya and maise, cloned animals' products, chlorinated chicken and meat with growth promoters, EU consumers don't want them

[@omw9965]

I came home tired then I saw this and I laughed so much I 'm not tired anymore lol.

[@davidfsnyder]

"Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing" Yeah, I know what that is... the sound of Cheetoh's brain cell bouncing around inside his skull.

[@The_Mask]

So now he's hurting the farmers too? This man is insane. Get him out!

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

yes pollliceio cum

[@jasoncarlow4516]

Using two hands to drink from a small glass of water 😂😂

[@gauchonic4220]

Jason Cranny with his little baby hands... Don't spill ur sippy cup!

[@ZGGuesswho]

"IT'S RUBIO!" - DJT Ratings Machine

[@jjsmith3302]

That glass was supposed to make his hands look larger... yet another fail.

[@rjart4]

As a Brit I have to say I would love Stephen to cross the sea to us and put our politicians through the wringer!

[@colinnoble3918]

Wringer

[@TheLovie999]

@@colinnoble3918 Wringer. Alas, a Brit. Great minds think alike, Colin.

[@PortmanRd]

Better a Brit than a Maga!

[@Gorilla_Jones]

You're welcome for the solution to the problem I created so I could say I solved the problem. We're in Looney tunes land people.

[@Asher_Tye]

Gorilla Jones Next he will set fire to the White House then save everyone by calling the fire department.

[@Asher_Tye]

Mister Moose The fire or how the farmers are losing their asses over this trade war nonsense? Because I thought the fire analogy was fairly self-explanatory.

[@trollemall7016]

Mister Moose You know who started the trade wars, right?

[@onalogenesis2813]

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[@williammcduff6531]

Troll Em' All, In case he doesn't have the answer the Donald with his tariffs on steel and aluminum on the trumped up(pun intented....lol) excuse of national security. I guess those aluminum cans for beer and soda is a case of national security....lol.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Apparently Trump doesn't understand basic causality...

[@sonyahannah]

Erudite summation.

[@MimiB1974]

He doesn’t care to understand

[@TheRealBizWiz]

He never thought that tariffs can also be imposed on all of our exports too. As if American products aren’t already expensive for other countries. They’re going to get to a point where they’ll just say “the hell with your exports period.”

[@avykh99]

Or basic economics... Or basic grammar... Or basic human decency...

[@plaidpanda]

Apparently he doesn't understand _anything_

[@humanform5354]

trumps tariff war is less than 5 months old and already his country has to cough up 12 Billion dollars to help prop up his mess. Yet another fine example of the greatest business man this world has ever known...

[@mightymystery9204]

Well, he's sure given everybody "the business" hasn't he?

[@hazukichanx408]

Seriously? He could have paid for his damn wall with the money his incompetence and failure to understand basic economics has cost the country... *sigh*

[@guntersambale217]

"Do stupid!!!"...modern American approach to the world economy...

[@palani717]

Günter Sambale bloody stupid show

[@brantwilliams8173]

Its the best economy we have had in years

[@guntersambale217]

@@palani717 Trump style of response: insults, verbal abuse, discrimination! "Stupidity" shows triteness and hackneyedness... Did you also purchase your certificates or did they hand out for free???

[@kjamison5951]

“Clean up on aisle 1600”

[@carolwaller5689]

Now that right there was HILARIOUS!!

[@monicasantos9047]

MatchstalkMan Sarah Palin says its on 1400 😜

[@MrRacecourser]

MatchstalkMan Now *that* was crack-up funny.

[@carmenmiranda4792]

Made my day!

[@bvishal2kn]

I don't get it....

[@dachosenorg]

But the truth is Americans pay for those tariffs in taxes.

[@7StarsMA]

Yeah, but he doesn't know that, he thinks China pays them.

[@soomalimidnimowadajir5688]

@@7StarsMA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@belalsadaoui1585]

The British hate Piers Morgan too trust me.

[@hollycline2427]

Belal He sucks his new show sucks

[@belalsadaoui1585]

Everything he does sucks, his a toxic human being

[@laurameakin8725]

Yup. Colbert's Piers Morgan comment was perfect. He's a hateful, totally dim pillock.

[@candywarmuth2455]

Trump said, Do it my way and it will go smoothly. But negotiations are going well. He has no clue.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

If you need a little break from the usual subjects, here's a random joke.. In Sweden they decided to undertake a serious test: Which really is the most reliable protection in a crash, a helmet or a woolen hat? So to simulate a collision they dropped a helmet and a woolen hat out of a 20th floor window down to the pavement below, then excitedly hurried down to see the result. The answer couldn't have been clearer; the helmet was spread around in various pieces, while the woolen hat lay there, intact! (Clarification: It is a longstanding tradition among us Norwegians and them Swedes to make good-natured fun of each other.)

[@RuM4N]

Much like the Dutch call people from Belgium stupid en they call us stingy using jokes like the one you just told haha I liked it :)

[@PointsofData]

Sweden gave us Pewdiepie. But they also gave us Vargskeletor/Joel, so I guess they're a net positive nation.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

PointsofData Also, the Swedes have a beautiful language. Very similar to Norwegian but more melodious :)

[@sheritownsend7525]

Implementing a "Great Depression" law during a time of (so-called) great economic progress is an oxymoron.

[@stephenthompson3849]

Sheri Townsend Fits trump who is a moron

[@TS-wf2rn]

Oxymoron or in this case, orangemoron

[@headcold7250]

Also funny that the solution to the problem trump created is literally socialism.

[@Asher_Tye]

Do not argue with stupid people, they've had far more practice.

[@GermAntibody]

Thank you for being a beacon of.. the shit we need to remember.

[@TotoLakay]

Have you met Crazy Before? Logic doesn't work and facts are only what feels true.

[@jadealone]

@ Not Sure RE:the opioid problem-I call B.S. on the official story becuase they're not telling the whole truth-that HEROIN is classified under that label, & heroin is a major problem in this country-& it doesn't help that it's cheap & easily accessible (thank you U.S. govt & military for guarding the poppy fields & bringing that sh*t over to our streets) Heroin is making people overdose in large numbers. People are doing that sh*t right out in the streets, laying in gutters, tripping. But all the media talks about opioids is the prescription side of it.

[@TotoLakay]

@@jadealone As long as you know that Percocet, Oxycodone etc.. anything that says treat severe pains are all Heroin Derivatives.

[@jadealone]

@@TotoLakay sure, but wanting to ban pain meds for people that truly need them by brainwashing the gen pub into believing a story that is not the complete truth & blown way out of proportion is wrong. Mainstream media doesn't tell us the number of deaths from opioids that are specifically heroin o.d.'s

[@mikelopez9817]

Salkafar: Ha ha ha... "Morons Are Governing America" too funny!!! I love it!!!

[@armedwombat6816]

Actually the EU tarriffs aren't stupid. They're not about volume, but specifically targeting industries that are concentrated in red states. So the EU is aiming directly at Trumps power base.

[@BlackEpyon]

That's cause unlike Trump and the current GOP, the representatives of the EU AREN'T stupid!

[@Shelora]

Armed Wombat So is China.

[@dsmith9412]

Armed Wombat I’ll bet that 12 bill will go directly to counties Trump needs to hang on to. Blue states won’t see a dime of it.

[@KingBobXVI]

The fact that they have to do them at all is what's stupid, and that's Trump's fault.

[@laydieelle7069]

He's cleaning up after himself, again.... I'm scared.

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Hahahahahahahaha, what a story mark

[@thephilosopher4719]

How can someone who went bankrupt 6 times or more .. is in charge of running the economy of USA!?

[@DIESEL0759]

Because the American people run a contest each year to ensure that they can elect people dumber than the previous group of people they elected. I look forward to 2020. Good luck finding someone more stupid than Trump! I think Americans really outdid themselves this time!

[@D_LGND]

It took so long for Donald trump to finally say “Wear a mask”

[@aidenp37]

Even then I bet he didn’t really give a fuk

[@BrOfOz]

"God Blesh The United Stersh" hahaha

[@jennylee9278]

Trump magically turned hard working farmers into welfare recipients.

[@jenniferb.awesome]

@murder junkie Do you honestly believe that people who see trump for what he is, a lying conman, are brainwashed? We don't need trump to tell us what we're seeing, hearing or thinking like you do. We believe in facts and truth not what trump tells us is the truth, you're the epitome of brainwashed.

[@MartinPoulter]

With that first tweet, Trump basically requested for US to join the EU. The EU is 28 countries that have joined together to create a free trade area. By asking for all trade barriers to be removed, he's asking for US to in effect be an EU member country. He needs to make his mind up whether he likes or hates the EU.

[@lindavargo5022]

what a rookie you are......it doesn't matter.

[@stephenthompson3849]

Martin Poulter That is where you are missing the mark! Trump has no mind; at least not one that is functioning. He just speaks until something sounds good to him.

[@amandasaint8513]

Except he wants all the goodies of the EU without any responsibility that comes with it.

[@LiveMusicOntario]

To refine that, he keeps talking until he hears some applause. Ratings!

[@trollemall7016]

Amanda Saint pretty much like the pro-Brexit brits and many anti-EU right wing governments in Europe.

[@ronderulijkummar7453]

To Quote Ron White- "You Can't Fix Stupid".🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@opertinicy]

"Normally Trump only pays $130k to people he's screwed" LOL

[@bbigrocker1]

THAT was PRICELESS!!!

[@craigthurlow9308]

Good one FUCKTARD!

[@bbigrocker1]

@@craigthurlow9308 Oh lawd, a tRUMPturd in the house

[@TheLovie999]

No, Rattled Donny never paid anything to that lady. His lawyer did on his behalf. And went to jail. Well done.

[@bbigrocker1]

@@TheLovie999 So if I hire a lawyer to hire a hit man to kill your wife, and the lawyer goes to jail does that make me INNOCENT? It's was THE ORANGE COWARDS MONEY. Do you people ever get tired of trying to excuse the draft dodging coward does? Nice try, but that dog won't hunt.

[@512Squared]

EU has barriers on goods that don't abide with EU standards for safety and environmental responsibility.

[@TheHardlove4u]

Salt laden chicken for a start

[@TheAxel65]

Yup - and all genetically modified foods must be labelled on the packaging. Even if American soybeans are fed to pigs, the meat must later be labelled "genetically modified". Nobody buys that!

[@Chuck-PK]

Great Depression solutions to greatly depressing problems.

[@yammerhaw101]

Reading all the comments here, i have only one thing to add: Don't y'all know a sociopath is NEVER wrong?

[@thomasfain3278]

he’s actually a narcissist, to be accurate.

[@andye5724]

What about that wall? Shit theres so many unfinished things trumps doing.

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Kev J not like there are going to be any people left trump could send there www.ronpaullibertyreport.com/archives/trump-has-killed-more-civilians-with-illegal-drone-strikes-in-9-months-than-obama-did-in-8-years

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Andy E I've no doubt in my mind that he meant it when he said he wanted to build that wall. _“Nobody has the intention of building a wall”_ - Two months later construction of the Berlin Wall began. Or maybe not 😏

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Kev J Did Trump build that Wall? No! Did the original post mention GITMO? No! Do mirrors actually work for you? Because there is a severe lack of self-reflection.

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Kev J i begrudgingly admit defeat on technicality. I will retreat to moral high ground… 🎠

[@ThreadBomb]

I don't think closing Gitmo was Obama's main platform.

[@CarFreeSegnitz]

Trump knows and loves farmers. He played Farmville once!

[@chrischaney4592]

Trump derangment syndrome is at an all time high.

[@jmack619]

Love it MAGA

[@davelee2876]

Trump was like look at my brain, it jumped out of my head, bing bing bong bong.

[@RCsFinest]

😆 I've never laughed so hard that was on LIVE tv too

[@hrhtreeoflife4815]

Stupid is and stupid does.

[@neiljones148]

Great so true

[@ChrisRedfield--]

Breaking: Trump twist, USA joins the EU

[@mushypeasplease8872]

Putin would never allow it. But it still gave me a laugh.

[@PointsofData]

Britons exasperated

[@cb7234]

No

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Dead End but but but the new Российская конфедерация (Russian Confederation)? 😢

[@fandomguy8025]

@rowena davidson This just in! Russia, China and North Korea form the Union of Eastern Free States(UEFS) to fight what is sees a threatening and imperialistic united west. Nuclear War will be declared soon.

[@margueritejohnson6407]

Excuse me, Mr Colbert, but do you think you could import Piers Moron? We’ve had him for long enough; it’s someone else’s turn.

[@jeantyler9059]

Marguerite Johnson ---only if you take trump

[@margueritejohnson6407]

jean tyler I’m terribly sorry, but I think we’ll have to pass.

[@walterzamalis4846]

When Trump as President Elect took the University of Florida beginner's tutorial for diplomacy, he really should have stayed for thr full half hour.

[@kathleendeshazer5157]

Oh thank god for Stephen Colbert ... It's been a hard day and boy did I need something to laugh about. Love the show.👍

[@maddooggg]

Appeasing triggered and proud libtards is what Colbert does

[@vyger6336]

The guy is pathetic and needs a colonoscopy !

[@itsfrediguess7844]

colbert! colbert! colbert! woohoo!

[@kukucamacho2561]

I've worked in the Import/Export shipping industry for 25 plus years. This is pretty much similar to the type of issues the US and Canada are having on a trade agreement. Canada gets most of its goods via the US ports. They're in a geographical region where the weather is hard for goods to be sent directly from trades with other countries. It can take months for a vessel to get to Quebec City or Montreal via the St.Lawrence River and due to weather conditions the entrance into the Canada straights can be frozen. Produce like banana's, coffee, and about 80% of merchandise's will need to be imported into LA, NY, or Houston ports once all tarriffs from the freight forwarder's are cleared by both US and Canadian Custom inspections. A logistical company will export all the goods under a Customs 7512 form bonded point A to the Canadian border. These goods are normally stage to be transported to the most Northern countries. It cost money to keep these merchandises in Storage via a Container Freight Station warehouse. This is why Trump is pushing to make sure we get paid for providing these services that the American and Canadian public don't see. Money is owed to the US from these countries and they are in the trillions! If they, don't want to negotiate a free trade agreement US tax money would need to cover the expense on the logistical area. These American workers that work to ship these merchandises from other countries have a family to feed. Just saying!

[@davidwolf2562]

the tweets around the world are interesting and often revealing ... but govenance by tweet ... this is pathetic ...

[@nobodyspecial9738]

So what? Blows off steam like people do in comment sections who cares. Every-one needs to vent.

[@sherim6523]

OMG " bing, bing ! bong, bong!" you know what that is?! LOL Geez he is sooo undignified and embarrassing!

[@illiapenrosa5016]

I it makes u feel better, we here in the U.K have now got Boris to deal with. He may have an accent that makes him seem intelligent but believe me accent maketh not the brain #lovelightlaughter/ahead

[@catladymb1864]

Donnie calling for free trade? Didn't he condemn NAFTA? That is North America Free Trade Agreement. Oh, that is right, it was a President Clinton who signed NAFTA. That's the only reason he criticized it.

[@DIESEL0759]

HEY!! Who are you going to believe??? Trump or Trump????

[@eddiemartinez1171]

say it slower... NORTH AMERICA FREE TRADE ACT.... last time i checked Europe and China aren't im North America. and that act has nothing to do with this. NAFTA allowed Canada and Mexico to import american goods tax free as long as atleast ~60% of thay good was manufatured or used parts manufactured in the U.S. im on ur side i dont think he should condemn it... but arguing ignorance is exactly what he is doing. we shouldn't do it because fire doesnt put out fire.

[@craigalexander966]

He also sank the Pacific Free Trade agreement which was already stacked in America’s favor, simply because the Democrats had organized it.

[@nicolaj990]

people in the comment section wondering how Trump supporters can still like Trump at this stage, what you don't understand is that his supporters are just as impervious to logic as Trump himself.

[@nerowolfe736]

Quarz_dk - There has always been a strong anti-intellectual streak running through American history. Real Men went out West and chopped down forests, killed rampaging Indians, and tamed a wilderness with their bare hands. That's the American mythos/ethos: "Freedom means my ignorance is equal to, if not better than, your kbowledge, because at least I GOT THINGS DONE!" As long as Trump is DOING things, strong, in-your-FACE things, so long will his believers believe in him. As long as they think he's playing the liberal "elites," they will be 100% behind him.

[@elordas]

Depends which media news you watch.

[@kevinlacoursiere684]

@ Merilora -- True. Unfortunately

[@LiveMusicOntario]

There seems to be a segment of supporters that fall over backwards with their legs in the air at the appearance of people with lots of money. i.e. they equate wealth with value and intellect. E.g. often read in comments on KZbin is "well he has an executive jet and you don't." Any other reason a person otherwise in their right mind would watch or read anything to do with the Kardashians? What is wrong with these zombies?

[@somethingthodowithbackside5663]

Quarz_dk better than a president who had had a school shooting almost every week in his presidency and did nothing about it

[@phatmantv]

At this point tRUMP can start tweeting BiNG bong BONG Bong, & no one will bat an eye!

[@danieldickson8591]

What astonishes me is how the man constantly spouts stuff that would sink the career of any other politician, yet still keeps going. Maybe we've all been hit by so much idiocy from him, we've gone numb to it.

[@Cocpain]

Soy went from just over $16 a bushel to right around$8. 50% loss is not sustainable for any farm, let alone ones that are 10s of thousands of acres.

[@virginiaoflaherty2983]

Those size farms are owned and run by Agri-corporations. They run the aquifer dry, spray whatever poison is in Roundup on the crops, use genetically modified seed. These guys are not Old McDonald, or your Uncle Roy running 150 milk cows.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@virginiaoflaherty2983 Watermelons are genetically modified, or they'd be mostly white. Oranges are genetically modified because they're clones. It is genetically impossible to get consistently sweet oranges from seeds otherwise. Cherries are genetically modified to be sweet and not bitter/sour. What kind of genetically modified are you afraid of again?

[@pakde8002]

@@OriginalCreatorSama thats a sophomoric argument. you are referring to selection of naturally occurring seed variance to "create" a natural plant. We're scared of plant genes spliced in a lab to force an unnatural modification for example so that systemic herbicides that have been linked to cancer can be sprayed directly on to the plant. Systemic means that the chemicals are absorbed by all parts of the plant. You can't wash it off. When you eat a part of the plant your body, which has not been genetically modified to resist cancer, takes in the chemicals. Monsanto has consistently insisted that Roundup is safe and in fact you could injest it and it wouldn't hurt you however when challenged by a reporter to drink a small amount on camera he said "I'm not crazy"

[@sovietmuffin501]

Pak De you so realize the point of Most GMO’s is actually to help reduce pesticide dependance right? A lot of GMO’s are supposed to make it so the plant is no longer edible to pests

[@calebclunie4001]

The Tremendous Depression.

[@paulportillo753]

Caleb Clunie Lol.. I can hear trump saying that with complete confidence.

[@nerowolfe736]

Caleb Clunie - "It's gonna be the best Depression ever, believe me. I have the best Depressions. Where's the server?"

[@TuhinNahid]

Caleb Clunie You mean "The Bigly Depression"?

[@shawnsimmons1308]

"Look, Mommy, the big-haired stable genius with the best brain is talking again."

[@MasterKoala777]

Make America go through Great Depression Again. Are you tired of winning yet?

[@jonjonvids]

L Monty the economies doing wonderful.

[@Mark-ql2wp]

Pump and dump. tRump, Secretary of the Treasury mnuchin, Secretary of the Treasury ross, have all made millions from bankruptcy. They pumped the economy with tax cuts and deregulation and now they will dump the economy with trade wars, tariffs, corruption, lack of transparency, and government shutdown. Then they will buy up assets (houses, businesses, stocks) for pennies on the dollar.

[@lfvdb1]

Can't someone shoot them right now

[@johnO21]

Damn.. hope not!

[@sandimummumgigi7675]

Thanks Mr Colbert, your humor & insight make my days a little brighter.Only way to cope w this nation's lunacy is find humor somehow.

[@jeremyharris7811]

Good luck to the next President undoing this shit storm

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Kind of like Trump undoing the damage Obama caused.

[@gauchonic4220]

Jeremy Harris they will get blamed for it all if they r a minority like President Obama did :/

[@benjamin6206]

Nobody Special what damage?

[@dickvarga6908]

it gives them an excuse for the 1st year or two: "...caused by the policies of the previous administration."

[@americanmetalhead7318]

Jeremy Harris Trump will be re-elected, dont worry 😊

[@sammorphew3779]

That 12 billion trump pledged to already subsidized farmers could have been free college tuition for all American students. Instead, he’s helping rich corporations and already well off farmers pocket more money.

[@petepoulos]

Why should anyone get free college.. I didn't want to go to college get grants or pay for it

[@karinbarger9192]

Stephen Colbert, Great stuff! Thanks for helping us laugh through this.

[@barrythacker7281]

you owe me gas money

[@beatlejuice1165]

I can’t wait to watch all of these Trump videos after I can take a break and breathe knowing he is no longer in the Oval Office.