Omarosa Is Starting To Think Trump Might Be Racist

Former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman's latest allegations have been met with media coverage, skepticism, and tweets from you know who.
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[@jenpenn22]

That "Goddamn it" was the most insincere sounding thing I have ever heard

[@Simmons8519]

Heh. It's saying something when Trump sounds more insincere than normal.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

Clean coal is my #1

[@hermanhelmich]

jenpenn22 Bad acting yes indeed

[@revengefrommars]

Trump's acting hasn't improved much since Home Alone 2.

[@Williethewhipp]

yeah and the so-called Christian right should let him know that we don't take the lord's name in vain, or the Lord's title of God, Hallelujah Lord Jesus Christ be blessed forever have mercy on us

[@formidablesangheili3802]

The writing. The jokes. The delivery. The energy. Its pure genius.

[@sarahhenkels8944]

Absolutely.

[@privateauthor7037]

Holycrap I just said this lol. Righton

[@gabrielreinalter2269]

@Dan C. Now now now we should stop hating on each other believe like they are completly unfounded.

[@skoll_5682]

Agreed. But, John feels like an apprentice not working out. Still needs queues and no comic timing. And his comments are almost buzzkill. Soz. But the show is awesome.

[@Chris-ex5ed]

@Dan C. you mean to say it isnt funny if your a trump follower with a low IQ. I agree

[@censusgary]

Trump wanted to be sworn in with his hand on “The Art of the Deal”?!? That is absolutely the Trumpest thing I have ever heard in my life.

[@rogerwilco2]

Everything to sell more copies.

[@ispearedbritney]

Does it trump "If she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."?

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

Gary Cooper... It'd be a copy of Dianetics if he was a clear... But No, he's Seed Faith (TV Evangelism)

[@Jeudaos]

This is the same guy that took the 'no corners in the Oval Office, so there is no place to hide' quote literally.

[@benwillems8584]

Look up the battery story

[@TheSuzberry]

Who else noticed Kelly threatening her?

[@MySerpentine]

Too obvious to even be worth mentioning, honestly.

[@wintercame]

Darkly sinister. And she ran right over it. I don't think she scares easily.

[@carrie0508]

robert howard..seriously???? When she said she was "going to see Donny"...what did he say?.." ah NO, IF he mentions you, I'll tell him"...they dragged her ass out!!!

[@gelmann2]

Kelly and Omarosa butted heads so Kelly fired her.

[@carrie0508]

You betta listen again, the whole thing was a threat!!! She didn't see Donny, did she? She wasn't allowed in the West Wing..then they dragged her out!!! Of course Brain dead people only see and hear what they are told by liars!

[@naomidenman4808]

I love Stephen Colbert monologues

[@whispererbordah4991]

Jon Adam Just because you don't understand what the words that Colbert uses mean doesnt make someone else dumb.

[@ThreadBomb]

Love Colbert, but not a fan of the shrieking applauding audience. Even worse than the usual late night show crowd.

[@allisonmcguire4625]

They give me life 😅🙌🏼

[@brianh6773]

Jon Adam, morons like you dont get to call anyone else dumb. Oh the irony lol

[@jamesburgess2k]

"I pick the best people, only the best." -Trump 12 minutes before they turn on him

[@pekinobo]

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[@kaivickers166]

Makes you wonder if he only picks the best why they would ever get fired or turn on him. The best don’t get fired (especially not in droves) and the best don’t get turned on. So...

[@TheAllnPttrsn]

James Burgess he turns on people himself and is incompetent. He is a hardcore racist and what goes around comes around.

[@theworldiknow6482]

et tu pence?

[@jimjacobfreeman9692]

And start taping him

[@astrologerdawn1200]

Great writers on this show!

[@MrGnidlih]

Another week, another scandal, it just never ever stops.

[@tombryant52jumpscoach]

Like you breathing

[@patborg4535]

is that supposed to be an insult? Because I'm pretty sure we all never stop breathing😂 unless we die or go underwater.

[@allfiner]

Pat, he's a Trumplican. Don't expect him to be capable of rational thought. He actually thinks it's an insult, instead of just being a fact of biology.

[@Saxxin1]

Because the sore losers keep making stuff up. And you morons eat it up because you lost and are pissed.

[@travisbewley7084]

saxxin1 yeah, people are tottaly making up all the stuff he tweets out and does. Children in cages was a hoax folks. I guess when he made fun of mentally handicaped people or when it admitted on tape to sexually assulting women that was all just Hollywood effects.

[@loraz5343]

"They're both ghost written" took me a second but that was a gooder, nice one to the writer who came up with that

[@612Tiberius]

And they're both fictional.

[@gracibash4172]

612Tiberius well some people believe in God let's not dis them

[@612Tiberius]

Graci Bash, Fine then; in the spirit of the Southern traditional sentiment, "Bless their hearts!" LOL!!

[@loraz5343]

612Tiberius you say that, but you tolerate Stephen, so why you gotta spread the hate man? Be the change you want to be and speak peace, not disdain or whatever.

[@612Tiberius]

Lora Z, Colbert is benign, even benevolent; he doesn't let his religious beliefs lead him to do evil in the name of that belief, so he gets a pass. But the rabidly unpatriotic ultra-Wrong-wing neo-fascists who support Big Baby Traitor Trump,... to paraphrase Jon Stewart, "... not so much."

[@Lobishomem]

Stephen, you’re getting better and better as the country goes down the toilet. Stay on the case!!

[@destroyer-fr4dz]

Joel Edelstein You can stop being entitled now. The country is NOT going down the toilet.Nothing in your life has gotten worse since Donald Trump was elected. In fact it has gotten better.

[@Atombender]

Omarosa's lack of credibility and being a liar, a backstabber and a self-promoter was reason enough for Trump to hire her in the first place.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

Alex K. ... You're sure it's not the altzheimers??? Your sure??

[@seangreen9633]

Alex K. Hire 4 times!? Best people.

[@allfiner]

You gotta love how all those factors were moot simply because she praised him. That's all it takes. And now you know why he had to file 6 bankruptcies.

[@vickilawrence7207]

You got that absolutely correct!

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

Maybe he feels comfortable surrounding himself with similar people? Also its genius in a backwards kinda way. They make great scapegoats. Hope everyone's doing good and staying safe.

[@sabitrap]

Imagine guys, If a person in his staff can tape him, then what would the Russians have?

[@pamelacass9642]

Sabitra Sankalp Panigrahi A box set?

[@michellejones2427]

Pamela Cass Hahahahha!

[@ceejay4899]

Sabitra Sankalp Panigrahi BINGO!!!!

[@stevefutterer573]

a urine soaked hotel mattress?... allegedly.

[@tombryant52jumpscoach]

Exactly! NOTHING!! You dope.

[@cgee7590]

I love how Fox News was saying the Omarosa was a self promoter!!!! Do you know who's in the White House??? Its great, greatest I've ever seen...lmao!

[@MisterTingles]

nobody caught John Batiste's punchline of the century: talking about white supremacists, plays a scale on the piano and throws in that he only played "all the white ones"!

[@KeithCooper-Albuquerque]

I did! That was so funny! Right-on John and Mr. Tingles!

[@jesterssketchbook]

well spotted

[@blt4life112]

Glad to see someone caught it.

[@nycpolo5554]

@ what time?

[@nycpolo5554]

11:16... funny

[@nicholea5526]

"Don't worry a lot of guys have trouble achieving and maintaining a lasting insurrection!" OMG, that killed me!!!!

[@jonultime]

Colbert on fire!

[@cuzmuzis]

Realtor giving you a business card in a funeral..... that is comedy genius right there

[@YouFightLikeACow]

Damn those last 2 jokes were killer, especially the cabinet one

[@utubefreshie]

I loved the "Don't worry, a lot of guys have trouble achieving and maintaining a lasting insur-rection." That was GOLD! hahaha

[@AnEvolvingApe]

FPaws, that made me lol too!

[@chrisbade2119]

Victor Chang The whole monologue was fire imo, one of his best ones

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's on a roll tonight!

[@chezmoi42]

opencomments Colbert is not a news source. If you think he is, then the laugh's on you. He is a comedian who comments on the news. Most of his viewers understand this, and already know about the other stories, which, to be fair, do not carry much comedic value.

[@audreejamie6751]

The amount of material these late night hosts have to work with day after day is so insane!!!

[@willritter4076]

in my opinion, it would actually be better for everybody if they had a little bit LESS material... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of 80s/90s classics on my channel. Covers include Prince, George Michael, Pete Townshend, the GooGoo Dolls, the Verve, Phil Collins, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, and Bruno Mars. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

[@SlowDIIV]

#Ok #Coolstorybro

[@Nethercide]

T G is brainwashed

[@IMSiegfried]

it's a cult.

[@romandarius6041]

Audree-----Why not talk about Peter Strzok??? Fired! Fired! Fired!!!

[@amapparatistkwabena]

"Usually when a couple dozen white supremacists gather in Washington D.C., it's just a cabinet meeting." Drops mic, and gives a pay raise to the writer of this line.

[@AritraDaddy]

Did anyone else catch Jon (pianist) do a slide down the piano on all the white notes and say "All the white ones"????? Man these guys have a great sense of humour.

[@DavidCastro-pu6jx]

@@AritraDaddy John is always on point, so present.

[@DavidCastro-pu6jx]

Stephen's jokes are the cleverest, even the unscripted.

[@dunnbrandon]

This White House makes House of Cards feels like Friends

[@lusus999]

Brandon 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@keepdancingmaria]

Brandon, you made me snort coffee up my nose!

[@harryrandhawa7441]

🤣🤣🤣

[@allisonrand7526]

Hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelLKW-Fahrer]

Can't believe Trump is a racist, he seemed like such a great guy!! Thanks Omarosa for breaking the news 😂😂

[@Columba82]

You hired her 4 times hahahhaha

[@hazukichanx408]

"I'm a genius. She's dumb. I hired her four times." ...Yyyyeah.

[@rickwilliams5350]

Trump is such a middle school mean girl

[@tylerburney8576]

Rick Williams Minus the prettiness... He does have shiny blonde hair and a golden tan though!

[@MetFansince]

How did this woman get anywhere near the White House? What were her qualifications? Of course, you could say the same thing about the president.

[@hurricaneal78]

Met Fan since 1968 weren't you watching? She said nice things about trump.

[@davidedwards3361]

She got fired 3 times on the apprentice. Do tRump actually realise that was a made up TV program, scripted to get the best ratings, and was not real life? SAD.

[@gceElwood]

Met Fan since 1968. How did this woman get anywhere near the White House? --> trump picked her. What were her qualifications? --> She didn't have any - but they were still much better than trump's.

[@Barneyrubble241]

He needed a black face around.

[@zazabrown732]

Met Fan since 1968 why do you assume she has no qualifications? cos she's black?

[@jademoon7938]

Credibility in this admin is rarer than painite, but no one has less than Trump himself, not even Omarosa. Trump is genuinely deplorable, and the only reasons he isn't as evil or diabolical as actual dictators are his stupidity and his laziness. Honestly, the only thing worse than this Trump admin would be a competent version.

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

"For reasons that will soon become apparent, I will read this next tweet like a petulant 13 year old." might be the greatest line uttered by either Stephen Colbert.

[@tombryant52jumpscoach]

For morons.

[@no__one.]

@@tombryant52jumpscoach like you

[@sillygoose635]

@@no__one. yup.

[@kiliya1086]

Kelly sounded like a thug delivering a message from the Gambino family. We don't want to have to make it ugly for you.......

[@mpemberton7760]

Kiliya 108 Something tells me they're about to make it ugly for her.

[@jillsorbera963]

Kiliya 108 Ya I thought it sounded super scary

[@niceguy2171]

"...but we will have to send Eddie and Guido after you if you don't go away quietly, and then say only nice things about the president after this"

[@kiliya1086]

They are trying to make it ugly for her. Claiming they have a NDA from her which probably won't stick but she has a credibility problem. She was in Trumps pocket for a year and backed him up. I don't think she qualifies for witness protection..Her only real chance is some juicy stuff on the tapes she made or something from the campaign. Little Donny the Mouth is looking for some payback.

[@MrBloodhaste]

It would be nice if at the end he says..or I will send someone to take you for a ride...

[@internetpeople6113]

“Voter apathy was, and will remain the greatest threat to democracy.” ― Hazen Pingree November 2018!

[@richardshiflett5181]

That's why pubs try to make voting harder and arresting minorities as felons lose the right to vote.

[@ellenanderson9535]

Breeze Incognito well then lets ALL get out and vote

[@hollyb7142]

Breeze Incognito 👍👍👍

[@patbrennan6572]

only 27 more months to go America, hang in there, you can do it. ''love from Canada''

[@jeanne8507]

Pat Brennan - Thank you, Pat. Love back at you from Pennsylvania.

[@raunaqchandak7363]

29 at the minimum

[@haroldritch4306]

go blue

[@atlas5653]

Don't act like we elected anyone better.

[@coolybop66]

The way the leftists are carrying on, it will be 75 months more. Keep it up guys.

[@JAMAICADOCK]

haven't been this shocked since I found out Liberace was gay.

[@marias7599]

trev moffatt lol got it!

[@cubethesquid3919]

If it's enough to fire Papa John's CEO, why isn't it enough to fire the president?

[@Saxxin1]

Because there is no proof except a disgruntled worker trying to sell her book you moron.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Because even though the Papa John guy said it, he still had a soul and realized what he did. And even then that guy didn't leave without getting "impeached". He was forcibly removed. Lolz his apology was pretty insincere or he is just really bad with words.

[@jamiegamble7082]

Unhinged...who needs a freaking book to know he’s unhinged? Look at those tweets!

[@kedarnadkarny4718]

Happiness is when Stephen's monologue is more than 10 minutes.

[@Auriam]

If it lasts longer than 30 minutes however you might want to consult your doctor

[@edwardneuman6061]

He (45) called her a lowlife. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. ( Pardon the pun)

[@SGR05]

The pot calling the kettle orange

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

Edward Neuman... No, it's the Witch's cauldron calling the stainless steel tea kettle black

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

Colbert has mad mime skills

[@juschu67]

his hair color is real like his forced humor

[@TurbidTG1]

Funny when the people who actually are recording Trump are the people that he hired! xD

[@nickprusko3677]

Turbid TG1 never thought I'd see you outside of a funhaus video.... strange

[@FutureChaosTV]

Turbid TG1 That's probably the only "fun" fact about this WH.

[@Sean.Vosler]

That “ghost written” joke is underrated

[@thomask2620]

Yah, that was solid.

[@scifirealism5943]

Sean Vosler where?

[@scifirealism5943]

Sean Vosler or when

[@inkblotCrisis]

I actually said "OH SNAP!" Shaquille Nelson it's at 3:43

[@kevinlin5323]

ghost written in two senses wow

[@n.chambers2828]

The Trump Stank...hilarious

[@dutchgala7492]

Trump never read the book. He can't read.

[@siddjoshi2053]

_so this is what a never ending sitcom looks like._

[@Simmons8519]

Just with real people's lives being ruined and the actual future of the nation at stake...

[@bminor8092]

It will end. It will be slow and painful, but it will end.

[@crisleroi299]

Oh its gonna end.

[@TracyAllen]

The sad thing is that it’s not funny. But the good news is it will eventually end. Not soon enough but eventually.

[@mundymorningreport3137]

sidd joshi Could be. Keep in mind that congress is refusing to enforce the constitution. And if they continue with the majority, they could change the laws and keep this going forever... They've already changed the voting districts and the justices in the courts. People don't vote for what's right, they vote for what they want at the moment, and the republicans are really good at telling them and selling them on what that is, and who can save them... which has nothing to do with what they want... Pirates one and all.

[@DPowered2]

People need to stop waiting for a slur before they call someone racist, you can be racist even if you never get caught or never use a racial slur. Look at policies and actions and words and patterns.

[@trnharris]

DPowered Smith That's just too sensible for some...

[@emeraldkat2167]

DPowered Smith yep. Actions matter. More so than what they say in every case.

[@almosthuman4457]

Be careful not to convict without evidence.

[@JG-fj6xq]

sensitive people are killing this country, the snow flake groups are taking over colleges and the media.. also politics.. This country's future will be people holed up on their homes afraid to speak to anyone, just to avoid possible witch hunts.. evidence does matter in the end, otherwise it's just opinions and assumptions, and that leads to major social issues

[@almosthuman4457]

I pooped today! Ain't that some shit?

[@ThePunitiveDamages]

You elect a game show host to the presidency and now the White House plays out like a third rate Jerry Springer knock-off on TLC. Pat yourselves on the back America.

[@lynmosley2259]

Exactly

[@zzygyy]

It's fantastic. A Billionaire president.

[@michelegyselinck5400]

BIIIIIIG DEAL! What else is new? You mean she DIDN'T know that already? What planet was she living on?

[@owingsmillss]

Crazy times we live in, love Colbert, he makes this madness comedy , love love it

[@kimjongfun5427]

The breaking DUH of the year: Omarosa thinks Trump might be racist

[@sadenb]

Somehow I miss Obama. His wits, his level headed nature. He was the best.

[@Starky513]

sanch Sanchayan somehow?

[@abcxyz123]

Bernie and progressives would crush his weak half-measured elite ass achievements anytime.

[@sidewinder86ify]

Obama..say again what good he actually did?

[@jeesleesenbeer6306]

Obama's a tool

[@Jeudaos]

We ALL do.

[@fsaiduzzaman]

That Bible joke was the best thing to come out of late-night television in a long time lol

[@itsolgita726]

Ha both ghost written 😆

[@612Tiberius]

And they're both fictional.

[@shanadir]

612Tiberius very edgy

[@NZobservatory]

The worst part about these videos is the fact they will never be viewed by the people who most need to see them: Trump's base.

[@thegovernment3653]

I like Trump.

[@ashakih1649]

20RainMaker so why do u still like Trump?

[@ThreadBomb]

There are a few Trumpers. I think they wandered into the wrong echo chamber!

[@testicules6191]

It would take way to long to explain it to them.

[@MunkyDrag0n]

Due to cognitive bias, these videos would only lead them more to trump. They are seriously mentally ill.

[@MDali-el4zm]

This was a particularly brilliant monologue with Stephen Colbert! It made me laugh and boy, did I need this!

[@Callidous]

I don't trust her any more than him, but I hope there are a lot more tapes coming...

[@BBenice1]

Colbert is the best late night talk show host by a lot.

[@claudettes9697]

Stephen! 💖💕💞💖💕💞 That cabinet meeting joke was severe! 😂😂😂

[@trichardson319]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RJCHOICE]

Trump's a racist?? this is almost as shocking and befuddling as when I got wet while swimming in a large body of water!

[@mavendeo]

*Fake news!* Next you'll be telling me that _fire is hot!_ Open you're eyes, sheeple!

[@hittingthewall1452]

The loudest voices have the most to hide

[@KnightFallProd]

"Oops! All Judases!"

[@Tobi_237]

Jeffery Doyle I died laughing at this joke.

[@maggie198333]

“You do know you hired her 4 times, right?” Such a sick burn.

[@liorneuman2198]

very good segment. Well planned & executed

[@keepdancingmaria]

But we can't get rid of Trump unless we find a way to also neutralize Pence's toxicity... What to do?

[@tombryant52jumpscoach]

Laugh and clap like a seal begging for a fish at Colbert for one more day and get up and do it again until you can think

[@keepdancingmaria]

Thanks. Helpful. Really.

[@Draezeth]

I'll take backward but soft-spoken Pence over this buffoon any day. Without Scapegoat Donny to take all the blame, he'll fall in line.

[@markwatney8641]

keepdancingmaria when a piece of cheese becomes moody, do you just cut that part out and keep the rest ? No, you throw it all out .

[@QueenMegaera]

Impeach both of them at once. No way Pence's hands are clean in all this.

[@cayleesanchez]

"While I know it's not presidential..." When did Trump ever care about being presidential? Either way, he's FAR from it.

[@SailorBarsoom]

Yeah, he does get stuff done: embarrassing the country giving secrets to the Russians in the Oval Office insulting our allies sucking up to Putin embarrassing the country embarrassing the country embarrassing the country coddling bigots ripping families apart praising Kim Jong Un praising Rodrigo Duterte praising Xi Jinping praising Recep Tayyip Erdogan praising Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi praising Saddam Hussein YES SADDAM HUSSEIN praising Vladimir Putin, to the point it almost seems like yaoi increasing the deficit through the roof (remember when Republicans cared about that?) embarrassing the country He actually has quite a list of accomplishments.

[@cayleesanchez]

Marky Whitemale Not here to argue. Now, I don't know why you chose to comment on a liberal video, knowing it would make you upset because your head is so full of disdain for the "fake news media", but Trump said himself in his Ohio rally he never intended to act presidential because "it's boring". He knows how to act presidential, he just chooses not to. Since you voted for him, I'de think you'de agree. I am over 18 too, but why would that have bearing in the discussion anyway, you intellectually superior man?

[@kaivickers166]

Every once in a while I like to think back about Obama’s presidency. At first it’s like a nice mini-vacay back to a time where reality was normal, inevitably I am forced back to the soul-sucking present where the only thing you can count on is idiocy, lies and racism. #ImissObama

[@JPMJPM]

Kai Vickers I often find myself watching nostalgic videos about him here on YT.

[@indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927]

no idiocy, lies, or racism. #StopmakingStupidStatements

[@kaivickers166]

Vishal Sancheti - Gee, Vishal. That sounds like a name from a shit-hole country. Since you don’t find being spoken of in such a way idiotic or racist.

[@JPMJPM]

Vishal, I can’t wait for your response to Kai. You’re one of those who’d applaud Trump if he put on a Nazi suit, I guess, if you thought you might get a tax break.

[@timeaesnyx]

Kai Vickers I also miss Obama, and I realized that I am becoming a grumpy old man because I miss the good old days when the president having an affair with an employee was a huge scandal.

[@mon6745]

I love Stephan... he is like: Trump is a racist... well water is wet

[@DonaldTrumpGriffin]

Actually Stephen is a flaming idiot who calls himself a ''comedian'' when he is in fact just an idiot. Just to prove my point every night he does the same thing which is ''bash Trump as much as possible to help my liberal friends win again) . If there was a video out there you can pretty much guarantee that it would have already ''leaked'' she's nothing more than a disgruntled employee that was fired for integrity issues and now she's playing BOTH the race card and the victim card just to sale books. Sad.

[@hansanders9801]

How is Trump a racist?

[@daviddelaney2407]

Hans, it's possible you need to get your hearing and vision checked. Or else you're totally isolated from actual news and didn't watch the video you're responding to comments on? --Dave, honestly, that's like standing in the rubble with small rocks still falling and asking "Why do you say this building has been explosively demolished?"

[@mon6745]

Stan Vanillo lol... my autocorrect thinks it's this guy 😂😂

[@mon6745]

DonaldTrump2020 Griffin I just love panem and circuses

[@somebody3143]

Nobody knew! I mean, nobody knew! How could they have known? After all, Central Park Five, anyone?

[@xSUBIACOx]

It's the way he reads his tweets! Cracks me up.

[@reneelucero2923]

Aaaah I missed you Stephen, who would've said a weekend without you could've been so hard!

[@GreenDragon11]

Renée Lucero I could 😀

[@reneelucero2923]

Dan C. Judging by the stuff you like, I wouldn't really take your word for it...global warming denier huh? Jeez, those are almost as rare as flat-earthers! (Well they used to be, apparently Trump's IQ is contagious). I don't really waste time with those people...so peace! Also, recycle kids.

[@aperscimus]

His tone in the phone call vs in her tweets is a highly disturbing contrast. He almost sounds genuinely confused and with a positive personal relationship to her, and then suddenly she's a dog?

[@jamied.9284]

Trump and Omarosa are cut from the same cloth.

[@XX-gy7ue]

BRAVO STEPHEN COLBERT

[@mbd6054]

X X Amen. He is superb!

[@mddah01]

couldn't agree more - that was brilliant. Even the adolescent Trump accent - that was very clever.

[@godwinjamesapuede60]

X X he's gold

[@trueconservative6288]

This was the funniest well thought out ive watched in ages

[@shawnlewis1918]

So Fuckbert is in denial again or just trying to insult his small audiences intelligence. Omarosa's lies have been pasted all over the place except for Fuckbert....that seems odd for a individual that claims to give real news. Trump gave this woman and unbelievable opportunity only to screw it all up and now she's trying to take advantage of her fuck up. Sad. Not many people get an opportunity like her. Omarosa has been caught on video dozens of times praising Trump and now after getting canned he is a racist??? Even liberal leaning NPR wrote about this. Lol www.npr.org/2018/08/10/636955054/omarosa-tells-npr-she-heard-trump-n-word-tape-contradicting-her-own-tell-all-boo

[@michaelbritt1915]

Jon ran the keyboard and quipped, “All the white ones.” At 11:58. Classic! 😂

[@martinhooijenga8619]

Pretty sure Trump would call his dog "Spanky". And not even realize it.

[@Young-gx5ri]

Lmao, I just love Stephen Colbert.

[@Saxxin1]

Because you're a bigot.

[@gabrielreinalter2269]

@Conker .The Squirrel Go back to europe or whatever swamp you racist irrational creatures come out of. And ohh yeah all of mankind comes from Africa so should we all go back?

[@janemorrow6672]

Thanks for giving us the full uninterrupted monologue. Much appreciated.

[@angelzavala5637]

We love you Stephen!!!

[@PhillyFrank1]

"Realtor giving you her business card at a funeral" -- ha ha ha, perfect. And "She was vicious, but not smart." So, Trump would have approved of Omarosa if she were vicious and smart?

[@PhillyFrank1]

PS: I really wish Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Trevor Noah would make sure they don't all go on vacation at the same time. One really gets strung out after a few days without some satirical light in the dark days of Trump.

[@bishopdean3014]

I subscribed to your channelled because of this skit, loved the "both where Ghost written". That was extremely spiritual!

[@carloscosta4212]

this guy is brilliant

[@starlighted8505]

Love you Stephen!!!!

[@chuckjenkins481]

"Oops! all Judases!" Has to be the funniest thing I've heard on this show all year!

[@crlhr123]

"You can never rub off trumps stank " yes yes yes thank you for whom ever wrote that and thank you Stephen Colbert for announcing those words. You did it justice my friend. You can never rub off the stank or stains from a white supremacist.

[@minna22]

Stephen Colbert is a very funny man.

[@anderssonarad2552]

he is just a low life liberal lunatic financed by George Soros ......... that he has 30 writers ..to make his monologues ....such a low life person

[@faithrada]

Minna Huang Colbert is a National Hero. He keeps us sane.

[@faithrada]

AnderssonArad Tell you what...Go kiss Putin's Butt... because Trump's too busy to this week to do it ... it seems that lying cheat and traitor is too busy doing other things .. like keeping himself and his whole pathetic family out of jail.

[@viking8311]

Minna Huang Wow. You have low standards of comedy. Liberal lowlifes aren’t funny.

[@paddleduck5328]

He always surprises me with his physical comedy 😄

[@jokerface7531]

THIS WH ADMINISTRATION IS A JOKE

[@brendendielman3150]

Hey Stephan, long time watcher , first time commenter. Also when I say long time watcher I am of course referring to the Report as I have not been a regular viewer of your new program. I must say I've missed the Colbert Report/ Daily Show combo . I grew up with it and though Trevor Noah is doing a fine job, I believe he is a new host for a new audience, but I digress. I've been watching your show on KZbin for some weeks now and I find myself leaving for work earlier each day just to have more time to watch your show and I gotta say , it's fantastic and really takes me back. Bringing a spark of hope to a dull and dreadful life we all live . Thank you and best regards to all involved .

[@keepdancingmaria]

11:14 "All the white ones!"

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

😂

[@bopdeboop1551]

Too good.

[@QueenMegaera]

It took me a second to get the joke ^^

[@vanessapierson4913]

Best joke of the segment. 😂😂😂😂

[@ShainasaMom]

Best of the year yet! LMAO!

[@shinmalphur2734]

Game of thrones: white house edition

[@chachacha0011]

Trump is King Geoffrey, lol

[@tsstevensts]

Great now we are going to have to sit through the Rudy Wedding and get a different ending to the Orange Trial.

[@pekinobo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6qpqXeihLuqd80

[@thesimulation9651]

That makes Sessions = Dinklage

[@Dragonk116]

Lava Lover Can't wait for the episode that he gets poisoned.

[@ernstbtmn]

What did Robin say? "Bye, Felicia..."

[@sth02]

Was that the "More You Know" jingle at 2:25? Genius, Jon.

[@zap2002]

Great monologue today team!

[@jamesburgess2k]

Lol, Trump expects me to believe he actually knew about how good of a job Omarosa was doing? Because "African American Outreach" was _definitely_ his top priority at the White House...

[@edmusick7794]

James Burgess what miracles of social justice did Obozo perform for African Americans during his 8 long and weak years? Answer - He did NOTHING 👈 #walkaway #liberalismisadiease

[@edmusick7794]

James Burgess black unemployment numbers are the lowest they've EVER been in recorded American history but hey I know that doesn't fit your ridiculous narrative. #walkaway #liberalismisadiease

[@ryant1064]

Ed Musick that’s after 8 years of Obama who fixed our economy, lifting ALL Americans. Please, what policies has Trump enacted that has helped black unemployment? The welfare check he wrote to the top 1% with our tax money?

[@edmusick7794]

God is a freak and schizophrenic Obozo didn't fix anything for anyone, he's singularly the absolute worse, empty suit, lying, incompetent person to ever squat in the White House. He did nothing for the black man in this country or abroad. Denials of his failures only highlight President Trump's incredible performance and showcases the inability of the left to except the results of a legal election and their now clinically diagnosed Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[@edmusick7794]

Nancy Godsey Ben Carson is black lol. Omarosa is going to prison for violating security procedures in the White House she's a lying piece of trash. The wheels of justice turn slowly but she will see justice before Trump finishes his 1st term as President.

[@zoomdaddyo]

Trump is the big "You're Fired" guy and couldn't do it himself? What a tool.

[@ashwinparmar9376]

This was one of best of best from Colbert.

[@jesussonofgod5755]

Mr. Colbert you are so awesome sir.... I love watching your show.. thanks to you and the staff..

[@DiamondMasters]

This is what happens with nepotism, when an incompetent, inexperienced conman fills his swamp with incompetent, inexperienced lackeys!

[@MrBloodhaste]

incompetent ...are u talkin about obama?

[@andrewtaylor6985]

Nepotism, yes. You left out cronyism. Lots of really pathetic cronyism.

[@tombryant52jumpscoach]

Please don't drag Web Hubbell into this.

[@elizabethsetlow862]

John said "All the white ones!" aahahahahah I'm dying!!! >_

[@paulschumacher4308]

"They're both ghost written" is probably the funniest joke I have ever heard you make. Give the writer of that joke a raise.

[@shinankoku2]

“ ... they’re both ghost written ... “. Best. Line. EVER.

[@amymarie4970]

Wait.....Omarosa n Trump were both complicit in each other's lies, deciets, n other disgusting behavior.........NOT SHOCKED!!!

[@MrAhmedalfares]

Amy Marie spot on, baby

[@davidleventry7556]

Hi Amy

[@owingsmillss]

Yep true not shocked at all

[@pennylittle1694]

Wow. You are truly an intellectual degenerate. Did your mother tell you you were special. Well you are. You are a special kind of stupid

[@ryant1064]

Penny Little what an insightful argument. Way to add to the conversation, to be expected from a Republican.

[@dchodeva]

LOL! Colbert is savage!

[@nerdymestudio1611]

I wish I could thumbs this up a million times. Hilarious lol 😂 especially when you said he hired her four times 😂😂

[@sofeaswang]

S-S-STARTING TO THINK?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME? LALALAND?