Don"t Mess With Corey

[@leo_the_dorito1922]

imagine Corey Taylor walking up to you in a bar and asking if you’re Corey Taylor

[@beerme8314]

if he asked me for an autograph i would have done it

[@trillrifaxegrindor4411]

the neck alone would terrify me...

[@proudsaiyanprince2651]

@@trillrifaxegrindor4411 he’s like 5’8. 😂

[@sam9014]

oh god I would faint

[@WTFisHappeningToMe]

I heard the singer Of Stone Sour asked the singer of Slipknot for an autograph

[@Barbiesusedtampon]

He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow

[@billbarthel5224]

I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert

[@AceOfSpades66964]

A bit like ivan moody of five finger death punch, the guy can make his voice go insane yet he sounds so chill when talking

[@7shinta7]

I'd reccomend listening to Omega from the self titled Stone Sour album. He also read all his books as audiobooks and does an amazing job.

[@dhruvlevel9641]

Ikr his voice is so good

[@nkklane24]

I’ve come to learn. Never think you know anything about the limitations of Corey’s voice.

[@stevesalt8003]

I've always said Corey is a great poet, turns out he's a great story teller as well.

[@halosrusty]

As Jack Burton says it’s all in the linguistics

[@jjammmees]

I won't drop it.

[@CROninja666]

He's great in general

[@paypachase3581]

His timing and his impromptu is on point. He could do stand up.

[@fried_tacos1587]

Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences

[@WardenOfTerra]

That's because he's good at bullshitting.

[@inferno-xh6de]

👨‍🦽⬅️ but he could not do stand up

[@chandlerbarker5078]

Every time he gets in trouble he should just call Mick and Jim

[@harrynorris1953]

Clown gonna wear goggles to show him as a keg barrel but bring out the giants

[@ThomasBoyce5000]

If he calls Craig, they'd never find the body.

[@MrJoker6onPSN]

@@ThomasBoyce5000 Craig seems like the type of guy to shred the body into pieces. Sounds really fucking dark but it seems like Craig

[@yellow2238]

@@MrJoker6onPSN edgy

[@MrJoker6onPSN]

@@yellow2238 just seems like Craig dude.

[@urmumlol6510]

When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf

[@coreypaynter4011]

That would be the definition of an "oh shit" moment

[@trillrifaxegrindor4411]

if the dude was as drunk as he said a lot of this wouldve went well over his head

[@XRPeakyBlindAR]

Thats kinda..um.. wjat he just told the story of? Lol

[@skullapendra4435]

I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂

[@willyzook]

I’ve always loved Corey’s ability to talk to anyone, and treat everyone with the respect they give him.

[@dieselexhausted]

...which includes the same disrespect as well 😂 "I'll do anything for ya or anything to ya, which one happens is up to you"

[@willyzook]

@@dieselexhausted good point! 😂

[@Mephiston]

unless its slipknot drummers, lol

[@ELECTRiCMELViN69]

I love how he can't stop putting his foot on the speaker. Can't blame him lol

[@ErectusEnormous]

Habit

[@jimmywilliams4257]

I have mad respect for him my childhood idol!

[@natem6456]

Honest to God, same.

[@wyattjackson977]

Corey is a class act man through and through. We need a Netflix series on just him telling stories

[@thatbadgamer1264]

He should be a comedian i think he'd do well

[@andrewknutson91]

He could be like Christopher Titus and just tell funny, fucked-up stories about his life. He'd be a great comic.

[@joegoldstein4567]

He’s a phenomenal storyteller. Tom Morello-like

[@aespo05]

Hes a musician and artist all music is is storytelling you just have to know how to listen. And yes I'd definitely see a CMFT comedy show

[@michaeljames1593]

He's def be a Joey Diaz type, no real jokes, just some funny ass stories.

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

I agree

[@allenszykula8071]

It's kind of crazy where his speaking voices pops in and out of his singing voices every so often.

[@Branchofsin]

Well no shit lmao

[@RahduDrahkqul75]

"I'll sign one for you." Full stop, that's the greatest punchline. Should have ended the story right there.

[@skullapendra4435]

Yeah, but then people would just repeatedly ask what happened next. He may have anticipated that.

[@_jp__]

When he says “where’s this ***hole” at 02:33 it sounds like he’s singing in Slipknot mode

[@TheJonnyringo84]

The guy shouting at the end asked the important question but it cut off before we could get an answer. WHO PAID THE TAB??????????

[@kragar77]

There probably wasn't a tab and instead was just his buddy saying that to get Corey over there lol

[@sixty-nine3574]

Probably whoever made up the story since no one opens a tab without a credit card

[@Walker82kg]

Man even talking his voice is so strong and unique

[@craigstarling4704]

Corey Taylor has the best Voice in Metal and is a damn good Comedian as well.

[@thevoicewithin9845]

Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best! Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!

[@pinkdragon4830]

5:58

[@johnbagley8211]

"WHO PAID THE TAB?!" For real tho...

[@dieselexhausted]

Found the bartender in the audience 😂

[@vommittt]

I lost it when that dude screamed "asshooooole" lmao

[@weenbeen9104]

Lmao imagine everyone's reaction in the pub, they were prolly all in shock and confusion lol

[@noiz3]

And that's the story of how I defeated my evil clone

[@CardboardSliver]

I love his voice. I could listen to him talk all day.

[@DrEvil-np6jx]

He definitely gave that guy a crazy story to tell , fuck with Corey he's gonna be the nicest guy to you right before he throws you tf out

[@mikeells6069]

Do NOT use Corey's name... EVER

[@coreypaynter4011]

Its an insult to portray a Corey lol

[@smokymountain4222]

All the cool guys are named Corey!!

[@Mrihave20toes]

Then I'll just call him Greg

[@RahduDrahkqul75]

So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.

[@jaredklock8754]

This is pretty much Corey Taylor stand up right here.

[@whateverdude4434]

He's such a great performer.

[@ThePhobos100]

Corey could possibly do stand up comedy.

[@dycorty9182]

Met him at CLE Hopkins after the APMAS in 2015 and he was an absolute gentleman, even got to take a picture with him too!

[@RequiemForYourDream940]

"You love that movie...you needa get outta here"😂😂😂😋😋😋🤘🤘🤘

[@owlofdreams8091]

I could listen to him for eternity

[@SophieTheBagel1984]

Not gonna lie. When his voice went tgat deep I got a shiver up my spine. I fucking love Corey Taylor.

[@ReginaAscencio-cc2di]

He does tell good stories. I could listen to him talk for hours ...hes hilarious 😂

[@Eidolon5150]

I’d like to think it’s a member of limp bizkit

[@coscwyite]

....dude. Come on. Seriously?

[@sherrizelinski7424]

That would've been priceless 😂

[@kimmyfreak200]

haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter "i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself

[@coscwyite]

@@kimmyfreak200 you do realize years later Corey admitted to having faked that whole beef to gain attraction, right?

[@hooburtman]

@@coscwyite yup! he did a good job of it too

[@stihlextreme9357]

Love Corey! 👊🏻🤟🏻

[@johnwalter6410]

There was a guy in Philly one time telling everyone he was Corey. It was actually in the paper.

[@justsomeguywholosthismusta8495]

Imagine walking into a bar and pretending to be Corey Taylor only for the real Corey Taylor to walk up to you and ask you if you're him

[@freddypalacios1668]

The guy at the end..."who paid the tab!"

[@jesseferguson8668]

I remember reading about that story in Spin magazine a long time ago lol

[@stevehunt9051]

Corey's a smart dude!! Great talent!

[@encyclopediabrown1334]

So now I'm in rage mode I'm like (super low pitch but still fucking frightening, arghhhhhhhhh)

[@funnydylan9834]

Bruh, I’d hang out with Corey Taylor and listen to his stories and have a laugh. I love his don’t give a shit attitude. 😊❤️👍🏻

[@ExhumedToConsume]

lmao "come again?"

[@joepesce7091]

Corey Taylor reminds me of Henry Rollins when he is doing his spoken words.

[@VengefulJarl]

Man i remember reading this story back in 99 or 2000.

[@horror_fam0847]

Seriously Netflix or some streaming platform needs to give him an hour special just telling stories and jokes I would pay to watch that

[@Charl1eSheenWIN]

Corey reminds me of Dane Cook. It seems corey got some of his stage presence from Dane

[@ElCapitanJones]

The more I watch this the more I agree.

[@a_rabid_raccoon]

what an awful thing to say. it wasn't too bad in my opinion!

[@Charl1eSheenWIN]

@@a_rabid_raccoon it wasn't an insult.

[@a_rabid_raccoon]

@@Charl1eSheenWIN bro, you just compared him to dane cook... If that isn't insulting then idk what is.

[@Charl1eSheenWIN]

@@a_rabid_raccoon Comparing his stage presence to a successful comedian's stage presence is insulting? yikes

[@smokejc]

He's a great storyteller.

[@jonvia]

I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.

[@veronicanazgul]

when his voice got deep.... 😩😩😩

[@celiaross4731]

OMG YESSSS!!!!!!!!

[@Moroi92]

r/cursedcomments

[@pizzaman6926]

Corey Taylor Stand Up Special When? "Corey Taylor: What Do I Think?" Those who get it get it

[@komradenikolai]

I have lived in VA Beach my entire life, yes this city is a Hell hole

[@tcutright1]

Sadly...I remember this...twice...from being in the bar and when he told it at the Big Day Off concert....still fucking hilarious

[@jacobwilson5549]

He has a good way with moving his voice around maybe he should like..... join a band🤓

[@aguadoll8162]

Corey must've loved that Bruce Lee shirt Tony was wearing in Age of Ultron lmaoo

[@russelrenznerosa8969]

The best stand up comedian in the world of metal.

[@thedeserts]

hes a very fun storyteller

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Would love to meet this man

[@Nate_M_PCMR]

Any error and he will publicly destroy you lol 🤣

[@lilgothpotato4867]

@@Nate_M_PCMR that’s like every slipknot fans wildest dream

[@Nate_M_PCMR]

@@lilgothpotato4867 Ikr I want this too

[@wsean0347]

Dude at the end "WHO PAYED THE TAB?!" 😂

[@pigebear]

The ahole that charged it

[@wsean0347]

@@pigebear I doubt it.

[@kristenellsworth9621]

Corey is really a genuine dude, he's so chill and everything. And he's also incredibly fucking hot, damn.

[@dislike7973]

corey watches jurassic park to flex hes dinosour neck

[@andrewmcgee5060]

He could always do comedy, he’s pretty good

[@ThomasMurphyCosplay]

Corey Taylor is a real life Super Hero that doesn't need a Cape 🤟

[@vixation140]

Me trying to convince my mom I don’t believe in Santa Claus: BUSTED!!

[@pcgarbage]

Cory sounded like Chris Farley for a second there imitating the imposter lol

[@coryphillips3195]

He makes me wish I had an E in my name

[@masonflynn9866]

He said there was a circle of dudes with slipknot laminates. Imagine shitting yourself because Mick and Jim are standing right there 🤣😆🤣😆

[@jeremybettis8446]

All 5’7” of him in a rage, I’m sure it was cute.

[@mercharris5266]

All going 6’ under

[@louismaynard881]

He could be 4’4” and I still wouldn’t fuck with him

[@dabirl6763]

Why does his height matter?

[@michealbates6369]

@@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.

[@jordansnell6849]

@@michealbates6369 savage but true. I'm a huge fan. But just because he has a crazy scream and is confident doesn't mean he's deadly

[@berke2336]

Corey's built like a skinnier Thumb Thumb from spy kids

[@joshperkins2487]

Straight up if I'm a fan boy for any type of media/entertainer/front man/artist then Corey Taylor is why!!!!

[@glitch6781]

Was the name of the bar............ Murphy's?

[@atomicr4y472]

Dropkick?

[@4ngel0fd34th]

Corey is a good showman.

[@tylerallgeier3746]

I think if it was me I would keep hanging out with the guy until he realized I was Corey Taylor, I’d be getting everyone to go to the table a treat him like Cory taylor. See how long it takes for everything to fall apart.

[@fourleafcloveer5011]

YES! I was there. the guy that pretended to be you is Kevin Criswel. Virginia beach is crazy!

[@iambodybuildingyt221]

Ever noticed that Corey's head and neck are too big for his body 😅😂

[@ericirwin413]

Corey Taylor's got a big neck form all the years of headbanging but his ain't nothing compared to Corpsegrinder 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@samsamsonson7586]

This is an allegorical story of when he met himself in the mirror.

[@kruornoctis]

about a 98% chance it didnt happen as badass as he reckons

[@quinn4076]

DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember

[@CJW0056]

His head and body size proportion looks like an NBA Jam character

[@StringierHail56]

Him and Henry Rollins are the most soft-spoken violent people I've ever seen

[@bobmathews9072]

And they both have massive necks

[@JesseDeadly]

“Who paid the tab “ 😂😂

[@isaiahcano01]

SANTAA!!😂😂 5:49

[@dmattdevlin]

The absolute funniest part of this whole story is that Corey Taylor acts like he's tough.

[@ryanwhitman6383]

Nice shirt Corey

[@jhr110]

Corey Taylor is the Pat McAfee of heavy metal.

[@ReaperKezia]

Wow so brutal. Glad that guy from Vermont beach wasn't there for all that brutality

[@mattwarren5038]

When he imitates the drunk guy he sounds like Chris Farley

[@kindnutritionist2672]

What a sweetheart he is 😍

[@99thousandgoldfishofficial41]

But fr tho imagine finding out Santa isn’t real from Corey Taylor

[@hotsauce9166]

He would be successful at anything he wants to become! Genius,

[@Ryo7_7]

5 bucks, or free, were the movie days...I could definitely see some butt plug running up a tab in the worse "costume" attempt ever 😂.

[@Axispaw1]

Now he's doing a good job at stand up. Is there anything this man can't do?

[@ShortFuseFighting]

he looks like peter griffin that time he got thin (except for the head and neck which remained the same )

[@marlboromanisback]

no doubt haha

[@kimmyfreak200]

he should do stand up! lol

[@yinmey]

I swear thats his favourite shirt

[@TrevorGray4758]

He’s actually great at everything. Holy shit.

[@theripperrevan]

Ikr it's amazing. 👏

[@rytkosenjussi6619]

I think jurassic part 3 is also good one.

[@TurqSamurai]

I liked it better than JP2

[@rebeccariddle9358]

Hes actually kind of cute and has a nice talking voice

[@delraybrewer]

Corey Taylor is the modern Phil Anselmo as a frontman. He even kinda sounds like him.

[@troyestepp4827]

Imagine him showing he’s the real one by doing the Iowa growl