Corey tells a Story about Some Tool telling everyone that He is Corey! Too Funny
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@leo_the_dorito19223 жыл бұрын
imagine Corey Taylor walking up to you in a bar and asking if you’re Corey Taylor
@beerme83142 жыл бұрын
if he asked me for an autograph i would have done it
@trillrifaxegrindor44112 жыл бұрын
the neck alone would terrify me...
@proudsaiyanprince26512 жыл бұрын
@@trillrifaxegrindor4411 he’s like 5’8. 😂
@sam90142 жыл бұрын
oh god I would faint
@WTFisHappeningToMe2 жыл бұрын
I heard the singer Of Stone Sour asked the singer of Slipknot for an autograph
@Barbiesusedtampon2 жыл бұрын
He has like a nice talking voice, like if you only listen to his singing/screaming metal voice you won't expect his regular talking voice to be so chill and mellow
@billbarthel52242 жыл бұрын
I feel the same. Then that "right now" near the end all of a sudden makes me want to get in the pit. Like flipped the reality from comedy show to concert
@AceOfSpades669642 жыл бұрын
A bit like ivan moody of five finger death punch, the guy can make his voice go insane yet he sounds so chill when talking
@7shinta72 жыл бұрын
I'd reccomend listening to Omega from the self titled Stone Sour album. He also read all his books as audiobooks and does an amazing job.
@dhruvlevel96412 жыл бұрын
Ikr his voice is so good
@nkklane242 жыл бұрын
I’ve come to learn. Never think you know anything about the limitations of Corey’s voice.
@paypachase35812 жыл бұрын
His timing and his impromptu is on point. He could do stand up.
@fried_tacos15872 жыл бұрын
Hes also really good at his expressions (makes sense since you know wearing a mask lol) idk how good he'd be at coming up with jokes but he's really good at telling stories/experiences
@WardenOfTerra2 жыл бұрын
That's because he's good at bullshitting.
@inferno-xh6de Жыл бұрын
👨🦽⬅️ but he could not do stand up
@urmumlol65103 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, imagine how humiliating that would've been. Imagine doing that and the person you're pretending to be confronts you when you're drunk asf
@coreypaynter40113 жыл бұрын
That would be the definition of an "oh shit" moment
@trillrifaxegrindor44112 жыл бұрын
if the dude was as drunk as he said a lot of this wouldve went well over his head
@XRPeakyBlindAR2 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda..um.. wjat he just told the story of? Lol
@skullapendra44352 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about this in a magazine, some 20 years back. As soon as I'd heard about Corey's spoken word tours, I had to know if he'd told this story again. Was not disappointed 😂
@stevesalt80033 жыл бұрын
I've always said Corey is a great poet, turns out he's a great story teller as well.
@halosrusty2 жыл бұрын
As Jack Burton says it’s all in the linguistics
@jjammmees2 жыл бұрын
I won't drop it.
@CROninja666 Жыл бұрын
He's great in general
@chandlerbarker50783 жыл бұрын
Every time he gets in trouble he should just call Mick and Jim
@harrynorris19533 жыл бұрын
Clown gonna wear goggles to show him as a keg barrel but bring out the giants
@ThomasBoyce50003 жыл бұрын
If he calls Craig, they'd never find the body.
@MrJoker6onPSN3 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasBoyce5000 Craig seems like the type of guy to shred the body into pieces. Sounds really fucking dark but it seems like Craig
@yellow22383 жыл бұрын
@@MrJoker6onPSN edgy
@MrJoker6onPSN3 жыл бұрын
@@yellow2238 just seems like Craig dude.
@willyzook2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always loved Corey’s ability to talk to anyone, and treat everyone with the respect they give him.
@dieselexhausted2 жыл бұрын
...which includes the same disrespect as well 😂 "I'll do anything for ya or anything to ya, which one happens is up to you"
@willyzook2 жыл бұрын
@@dieselexhausted good point! 😂
@thatbadgamer12643 жыл бұрын
He should be a comedian i think he'd do well
@andrewknutson913 жыл бұрын
He could be like Christopher Titus and just tell funny, fucked-up stories about his life. He'd be a great comic.
@joegoldstein45673 жыл бұрын
He’s a phenomenal storyteller. Tom Morello-like
@aespo053 жыл бұрын
Hes a musician and artist all music is is storytelling you just have to know how to listen. And yes I'd definitely see a CMFT comedy show
@michaeljames15933 жыл бұрын
He's def be a Joey Diaz type, no real jokes, just some funny ass stories.
@trentdevlaminck99273 жыл бұрын
I agree
@ELECTRiCMELViN693 жыл бұрын
I love how he can't stop putting his foot on the speaker. Can't blame him lol
@ErectusEnormous2 жыл бұрын
Habit
@jimmywilliams42573 жыл бұрын
I have mad respect for him my childhood idol!
@natem64563 жыл бұрын
Honest to God, same.
@TheJonnyringo843 жыл бұрын
The guy shouting at the end asked the important question but it cut off before we could get an answer. WHO PAID THE TAB??????????
@kragar772 жыл бұрын
There probably wasn't a tab and instead was just his buddy saying that to get Corey over there lol
@sixty-nine35742 жыл бұрын
Probably whoever made up the story since no one opens a tab without a credit card
@allenszykula80712 жыл бұрын
It's kind of crazy where his speaking voices pops in and out of his singing voices every so often.
@Branchofsin2 жыл бұрын
Well no shit lmao
@RahduDrahkqul752 жыл бұрын
"I'll sign one for you." Full stop, that's the greatest punchline. Should have ended the story right there.
@skullapendra44352 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then people would just repeatedly ask what happened next. He may have anticipated that.
@wyattjackson9772 жыл бұрын
Corey is a class act man through and through. We need a Netflix series on just him telling stories
@johnbagley82112 жыл бұрын
"WHO PAID THE TAB?!" For real tho...
@dieselexhausted2 жыл бұрын
Found the bartender in the audience 😂
@Walker82kg2 жыл бұрын
Man even talking his voice is so strong and unique
@_jp__2 жыл бұрын
When he says “where’s this ***hole” at 02:33 it sounds like he’s singing in Slipknot mode
@vommittt2 жыл бұрын
I lost it when that dude screamed "asshooooole" lmao
@craigstarling47042 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor has the best Voice in Metal and is a damn good Comedian as well.
@thevoicewithin98452 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor, Ivan Moody, David Draiman, Myles Kennedy and, if you class Tenacious D as the same genre branch of metal/hard rock, Jack Black are all up there and good enough to be the very best. Who actually is the best is all down to personal taste/opinion. For me, each of them are so unique and have incredible voices both recorded and live, I just couldn't simply pick one and say oh, he is the very best! Also note, I only mentioned male singers. Metal is full of incredible female vocalists too but they are even more difficult to compare to the likes of Corey Taylor!
@pinkdragon4830 Жыл бұрын
5:58
@mikeells60693 жыл бұрын
Do NOT use Corey's name... EVER
@coreypaynter40113 жыл бұрын
Its an insult to portray a Corey lol
@smokymountain42222 жыл бұрын
All the cool guys are named Corey!!
@Mrihave20toes2 жыл бұрын
Then I'll just call him Greg
@noiz33 жыл бұрын
And that's the story of how I defeated my evil clone
@weenbeen91043 жыл бұрын
Lmao imagine everyone's reaction in the pub, they were prolly all in shock and confusion lol
@DrEvil-np6jx2 жыл бұрын
He definitely gave that guy a crazy story to tell , fuck with Corey he's gonna be the nicest guy to you right before he throws you tf out
@RahduDrahkqul752 жыл бұрын
So if I go to my local bar and run- up- a" tab under Corey Taylor's name there might be a chance he personally shows up ? I mean he'll kick me out of the bar but he'll pay my bill and sign an autograph.
@whateverdude44343 жыл бұрын
He's such a great performer.
@CardboardSliver2 жыл бұрын
I love his voice. I could listen to him talk all day.
@stihlextreme93572 жыл бұрын
Love Corey! 👊🏻🤟🏻
@Eidolon51503 жыл бұрын
I’d like to think it’s a member of limp bizkit
@coscwyite3 жыл бұрын
....dude. Come on. Seriously?
@sherrizelinski74243 жыл бұрын
That would've been priceless 😂
@kimmyfreak2002 жыл бұрын
haha i was picturing corey walking up to the imposter "i'm gonna killll you" remember when he screamed this into the camera in response to limp bizkit talking trash about slipknot fans..he did it in his infamous scream voice lol the guy woulda $hit himself
@coscwyite2 жыл бұрын
@@kimmyfreak200 you do realize years later Corey admitted to having faked that whole beef to gain attraction, right?
@hooburtman2 жыл бұрын
@@coscwyite yup! he did a good job of it too
@ThePhobos1003 жыл бұрын
Corey could possibly do stand up comedy.
@jaredklock87543 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much Corey Taylor stand up right here.
@veronicanazgul2 жыл бұрын
when his voice got deep.... 😩😩😩
@celiaross47312 жыл бұрын
OMG YESSSS!!!!!!!!
@Moroi922 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@owlofdreams80912 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him for eternity
@RequiemForYourDream9403 жыл бұрын
"You love that movie...you needa get outta here"😂😂😂😋😋😋🤘🤘🤘
@justsomeguywholosthismusta84952 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into a bar and pretending to be Corey Taylor only for the real Corey Taylor to walk up to you and ask you if you're him
@SophieTheBagel19842 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. When his voice went tgat deep I got a shiver up my spine. I fucking love Corey Taylor.
@dycorty91822 жыл бұрын
Met him at CLE Hopkins after the APMAS in 2015 and he was an absolute gentleman, even got to take a picture with him too!
@ReginaAscencio-cc2diАй бұрын
He does tell good stories. I could listen to him talk for hours ...hes hilarious 😂
@ExhumedToConsume2 жыл бұрын
lmao "come again?"
@freddypalacios16682 жыл бұрын
The guy at the end..."who paid the tab!"
@stevehunt90512 жыл бұрын
Corey's a smart dude!! Great talent!
@johnwalter64102 жыл бұрын
There was a guy in Philly one time telling everyone he was Corey. It was actually in the paper.
@horror_fam0847 Жыл бұрын
Seriously Netflix or some streaming platform needs to give him an hour special just telling stories and jokes I would pay to watch that
@jeremybettis84463 жыл бұрын
All 5’7” of him in a rage, I’m sure it was cute.
@mercharris52663 жыл бұрын
All going 6’ under
@louismaynard8813 жыл бұрын
He could be 4’4” and I still wouldn’t fuck with him
@dabirl67633 жыл бұрын
Why does his height matter?
@michealbates63693 жыл бұрын
@@louismaynard881 Just cause he plays a bad ass on stage doesn't mean anything in real life. He's out of his prime and abused his body with drugs and booze for a good chunk of his life. On top of that, it's not like he made an effort to get in good shape after he cleaned up. If he was 5'7 and like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit that's one thing. But he is neither.
@jordansnell68493 жыл бұрын
@@michealbates6369 savage but true. I'm a huge fan. But just because he has a crazy scream and is confident doesn't mean he's deadly
@wsean03477 ай бұрын
Dude at the end "WHO PAYED THE TAB?!" 😂
@pigebear7 ай бұрын
The ahole that charged it
@wsean03477 ай бұрын
@@pigebear I doubt it.
@jesseferguson86682 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about that story in Spin magazine a long time ago lol
@kristenellsworth96215 ай бұрын
Corey is really a genuine dude, he's so chill and everything. And he's also incredibly fucking hot, damn.
@pizzaman69263 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor Stand Up Special When? "Corey Taylor: What Do I Think?" Those who get it get it
@Charl1eSheenWIN3 жыл бұрын
Corey reminds me of Dane Cook. It seems corey got some of his stage presence from Dane
@ElCapitanJones3 жыл бұрын
The more I watch this the more I agree.
@a_rabid_raccoon3 жыл бұрын
what an awful thing to say. it wasn't too bad in my opinion!
@Charl1eSheenWIN3 жыл бұрын
@@a_rabid_raccoon it wasn't an insult.
@a_rabid_raccoon3 жыл бұрын
@@Charl1eSheenWIN bro, you just compared him to dane cook... If that isn't insulting then idk what is.
@Charl1eSheenWIN3 жыл бұрын
@@a_rabid_raccoon Comparing his stage presence to a successful comedian's stage presence is insulting? yikes
@encyclopediabrown13343 жыл бұрын
So now I'm in rage mode I'm like (super low pitch but still fucking frightening, arghhhhhhhhh)
@VengefulJarl3 жыл бұрын
Man i remember reading this story back in 99 or 2000.
@joepesce70913 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor reminds me of Henry Rollins when he is doing his spoken words.
@TrevorGray47582 жыл бұрын
He’s actually great at everything. Holy shit.
@theripperrevan2 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's amazing. 👏
@funnydylan9834 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’d hang out with Corey Taylor and listen to his stories and have a laugh. I love his don’t give a shit attitude. 😊❤️👍🏻
@dislike79732 жыл бұрын
corey watches jurassic park to flex hes dinosour neck
@smokejc2 жыл бұрын
He's a great storyteller.
@russelrenznerosa89692 жыл бұрын
The best stand up comedian in the world of metal.
@quinn40762 жыл бұрын
DUDE imagine being shitfaced telling everyone you’re Corey Taylor and then you wake up face-to-face with him and he’s asking you for an autograph. I hope he wasn’t wasted enough to not remember
@jonvia2 жыл бұрын
I was super lucky to see Corey and Clown speak at M.I. when I went to school there. It gave me a new respect for those guys! Clown is a really deep person.
@StringierHail562 жыл бұрын
Him and Henry Rollins are the most soft-spoken violent people I've ever seen
@bobmathews9072 Жыл бұрын
And they both have massive necks
@kruornoctis2 жыл бұрын
about a 98% chance it didnt happen as badass as he reckons
@aguadoll81622 жыл бұрын
Corey must've loved that Bruce Lee shirt Tony was wearing in Age of Ultron lmaoo
@dmattdevlin2 жыл бұрын
The absolute funniest part of this whole story is that Corey Taylor acts like he's tough.
@thedeserts2 жыл бұрын
hes a very fun storyteller
@coryphillips31952 жыл бұрын
He makes me wish I had an E in my name
@samsamsonson75862 жыл бұрын
This is an allegorical story of when he met himself in the mirror.
@andrewmcgee50602 жыл бұрын
He could always do comedy, he’s pretty good
@iambodybuildingyt2212 жыл бұрын
Ever noticed that Corey's head and neck are too big for his body 😅😂
@ericirwin4132 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor's got a big neck form all the years of headbanging but his ain't nothing compared to Corpsegrinder 🤘🤘🤘🤘
@berke23362 жыл бұрын
Corey's built like a skinnier Thumb Thumb from spy kids
@jacobwilson55492 жыл бұрын
He has a good way with moving his voice around maybe he should like..... join a band🤓
@vixation140 Жыл бұрын
Me trying to convince my mom I don’t believe in Santa Claus: BUSTED!!
@komradenikolai3 жыл бұрын
I have lived in VA Beach my entire life, yes this city is a Hell hole
@TheRealArtimusKnight3 жыл бұрын
Would love to meet this man
@Nate_M_PCMR3 жыл бұрын
Any error and he will publicly destroy you lol 🤣
@lilgothpotato48673 жыл бұрын
@@Nate_M_PCMR that’s like every slipknot fans wildest dream
@Nate_M_PCMR3 жыл бұрын
@@lilgothpotato4867 Ikr I want this too
@isaiahcano013 жыл бұрын
SANTAA!!😂😂 5:49
@crimes20042 жыл бұрын
EARMUFFS!!! xD
@troyestepp48272 ай бұрын
Imagine him showing he’s the real one by doing the Iowa growl
@4ngel0fd34th2 жыл бұрын
Corey is a good showman.
@ThomasMurphyCosplay Жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor is a real life Super Hero that doesn't need a Cape 🤟
@pcgarbage2 жыл бұрын
Cory sounded like Chris Farley for a second there imitating the imposter lol
@99thousandgoldfishofficial412 жыл бұрын
But fr tho imagine finding out Santa isn’t real from Corey Taylor
@JesseDeadly2 жыл бұрын
“Who paid the tab “ 😂😂
@tcutright12 жыл бұрын
Sadly...I remember this...twice...from being in the bar and when he told it at the Big Day Off concert....still fucking hilarious
@masonflynn98662 жыл бұрын
He said there was a circle of dudes with slipknot laminates. Imagine shitting yourself because Mick and Jim are standing right there 🤣😆🤣😆
@yinmey Жыл бұрын
I swear thats his favourite shirt
@jhr1102 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor is the Pat McAfee of heavy metal.
@glitch67813 жыл бұрын
Was the name of the bar............ Murphy's?
@atomicr4y4723 жыл бұрын
Dropkick?
@kindnutritionist26722 жыл бұрын
What a sweetheart he is 😍
@rebeccariddle93582 жыл бұрын
Hes actually kind of cute and has a nice talking voice
@juniberserker8 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mess with Corey, but I am the opposite of scared of him. Man is 5'7.
@kimmyfreak2002 жыл бұрын
he should do stand up! lol
@CJW00562 жыл бұрын
His head and body size proportion looks like an NBA Jam character
@tylerallgeier37462 жыл бұрын
I think if it was me I would keep hanging out with the guy until he realized I was Corey Taylor, I’d be getting everyone to go to the table a treat him like Cory taylor. See how long it takes for everything to fall apart.
@joshperkins24873 жыл бұрын
Straight up if I'm a fan boy for any type of media/entertainer/front man/artist then Corey Taylor is why!!!!
@ShortFuseFighting2 жыл бұрын
he looks like peter griffin that time he got thin (except for the head and neck which remained the same )
@marlboromanisback2 жыл бұрын
no doubt haha
@mattwarren50382 жыл бұрын
When he imitates the drunk guy he sounds like Chris Farley
@ReaperKezia3 жыл бұрын
Wow so brutal. Glad that guy from Vermont beach wasn't there for all that brutality
@carrythelabelguy45632 жыл бұрын
what the heck... this randomly started playing and I thought this was icePoseidon. kinda scared me.
@hotsauce91662 жыл бұрын
He would be successful at anything he wants to become! Genius,
@delraybrewer2 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor is the modern Phil Anselmo as a frontman. He even kinda sounds like him.
@Axispaw12 жыл бұрын
Now he's doing a good job at stand up. Is there anything this man can't do?