Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

[@alesiawilson6143]

Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂

[@Nina-vv3ev]

🤣

[@preciousproperty6015]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DeathWithoutLife976]

I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality

[@Baloo_The_Bear]

Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn Yeahp Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality

[@joseph-fernando-piano]

One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...

[@bastette5475]

Perfect! That should weed out a bunch of them.

[@sararivera7967]

I don’t think my child would pass the test...😅

[@cassandraalls5633]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@MoniB888]

That's brilliant!

[@geraldj3623]

@@bastette5475 You would think so. Hahaha

[@renesbbwi]

I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.

[@chicagoliightsx]

Fun(ny) for the whole family!

[@zinnakatt8312]

The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.

[@morph261]

oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off. but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!! do you see how stupid that sounds? i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.

[@nadogrl]

Morph - It’s called “comedy”.

[@7orivorian141]

@@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD

[@lorraineklimek1677]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for sending me Dry Bar Comedy. I thought comedy was dead, and yet here we are.

[@annedennett7974]

Look up Fred Klett. Hilarious.

[@thechaplainisin8598]

thank you Dwayne Perkins - I'm 75 and I needed this brilliant laughter!!!! Blessings on your career!

[@tuanh5987]

I hope you're having a nice day. Your profile picture is very lovely ✨

[@maddymunchkin4593]

Coolest 75 year old ever!!!

[@miloss5419]

May God bless you with another 50 years of life. Regards

[@mikehunt6107]

😹🤗🖖🍯💙🕊

[@jeffharris7777]

@@maddymunchkin4593 you're so sweet

[@david8905]

This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.

[@lorirose4187]

Yes I agree!

[@stacieneely8463]

@@lorirose41879729,,(+6 I66,ym,06😂5(,,6+yyj JJ,y,, nynhuhhhmyhmyhymhhm6mym6hjhhnyyñynh

[@tonedef221]

Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.

[@tonedef221]

Stacie Neely Valid point.

[@elbabalao]

what’s his name? he’s great.

[@raymatthews7624]

Dwayne. As a black man, it was refreshing to hear clean sanitize Comedy, without profanity, I am proud of your performance.

[@elsablue3646]

Yes! I can now show my older parents and not have to apologize or say i hope its not too gross!

[@elsablue3646]

I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !

[@JordanAcev]

All of the standup on Drybar is clean. The sheer volume of talent Drybar has managed to tap into is amazing.

[@lizdelisle1912]

We need you on Netflix, Dwayne!

[@michaelsmith4904]

@@elsablue3646 Did you miss the whole segment on wiping your butt, then?

[@carolsteele9911]

This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧

[@wheelch0ck]

"Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣

[@EscapeFromCrazytown]

I just about died laughing!

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

David Clarkson TOO MUCH logic, reasoning, and TRUTH in this video!

[@skylarjaxx2399]

@Paul Provenzano 😂😂

[@pa4362]

Michelle Obama

[@PacificMoceans]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@johnterpack3940]

Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

"MICROWAVED SEINFELD LEFTOVERS" I actually laughed out loud!! 😂

[@johnbailey3877]

Total agreement - very well said

[@minecrewsupernt831]

Microwaved Seinfeld leftovers....you should do comedy XD

[@johnterpack3940]

@@minecrewsupernt831 I would get arrested for speaking my mind in public these days.

[@minecrewsupernt831]

@@johnterpack3940 D:

[@dlwatib]

He's genuinely funny. No nervous laughter. All jokes that speak real life truth from his unique perspective.

[@desertdancestudio]

Good comedy... and in agree with everyone. You dont need to get vulgar to be funny. Very refreshing!

[@robertekis2450]

So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.

[@100PROOF-G]

Praying for your health 🙏🏾

[@peterbarelli6104]

Love the clean comedy

[@FeralMina]

sending you strength and health 🤍

[@hagangibson1756]

Just want you to know the good news of the Gospel. The bad news is that you and I (everyone) are sinners. And since God is Holy He doesn’t put up with sin. So sin leads to hell. The good news is God sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins on the cross. This means Jesus paid the debt we owed but couldn’t pay. So if one repents and places faith (trust) in Jesus Christ they can be assured of heaven. I love you and so does God.

[@ashleyslawson2732]

My nephew just got done with his dialysis for the day. He's visiting thru tomorrow and I'm gonna have him watch this video!! ❤

[@rifman6895]

I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.

[@tonyduran5845]

Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.

[@tonyduran5845]

@@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D

[@sorenadix6411]

Subscribed! Thanks!

[@kardoar]

Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.

[@fixinfkinsandwiches6183]

I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!

[@garymatusavige3639]

Hes been around seen him before

[@ajbeeskneesjr]

He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

[@JESUSfreak00]

He's done global shows so....

[@franciegwin]

He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!

[@DarlingDaintyfoot]

You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.

[@jeseniadelacruz]

Me right now! 😂

[@carolsteele9911]

That’s me today, that’s not really your name is it?

[@DarlingDaintyfoot]

@@carolsteele9911 Ha ha ha! I thought you were asking me.

[@debracoronado3331]

@@DarlingDaintyfoot I did too 😁 til I read this comment , I went back and looked 😂

[@evakabagenyi7474]

😂😂

[@davidstout6051]

Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.

[@Rock-n-reel]

47 minutes of laughing non-stop... and no swearing no offensive words wow this man got some talent right there

[@chriso8193]

How are you the authority of what an "offensive" word is on comedy? That's mighty white of you.....see how easy it is to act privileged and play god>

[@ijohnny.]

@@chriso8193 Can it dope

[@erikcrouch7881]

@@chriso8193 You're happy to point fingers, but I bet you never reflect on your own self.

[@stacieupchurch9775]

I agree...he was funny without a bunch of profanity. Good clean comedy.

[@ebi_tempura]

@@chriso8193 oh! ATTENTION EVERYBODY ! WE FOUND APROFFESIONAL VICTIM!

[@kerianhalcon3557]

"she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!

[@glenholmgren1218]

Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed

[@Kwesi6486]

savagely hilarious!!!

[@wastingyourtime05]

Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?

[@angelaboheme7361]

Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?

[@eeeguba432]

I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly

[@frankbastian4991]

Proud of Dwayne!!!We went to high school in Brooklyn together..

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Nice!

[@szqsk8]

Frank Bastian Was he funny then too?

[@kennywolfe6762]

I'm proud of him too although we never went to high school together.

[@foxxrider250r]

@@szqsk8 I need this question answered too lol

[@godslyricalvessel6838]

@@szqsk8 I grew up with him, and knew his grandma well, and he was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. BEYOND proud and happy for you my dear friend. 🤗🤗👍👍💯💯

[@comosi519]

Adding this guy to my watch list - I appreciate clean comedy. Very classy.

[@adelante3105]

Same ❤

[@Kevin.Anthony3]

Refreshing.

[@smartpoota9223]

This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story

[@kysweetheart1964]

that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!

[@MeandmyLife24]

is ur name really smart

[@harrietthespy2119]

He’s gonna be very famous!

[@jennifergersch9126]

The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?

[@itsjustian8484]

"L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!" I died laughing.

[@creatrixinc]

Me too! "My crazy mother."

[@HellhammerSS]

He stole that from another comedian

[@FlyingRatAttack]

@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.

[@GrayHateborn]

@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner

[@FlyingRatAttack]

@@GrayHateborn That was book was released in 2005 and the joke I was referencing predates that. I wasn't saying it was stolen though, just something that has definitely been said before.

[@shirleyo1758]

What a breath of fresh air. Humor does not have to be dirty to be funny and entertaining.

[@native9275]

Doesn't have to be but its funniest when it is

[@DreidMusicalX]

But it helps. A lot!

[@roryb3013]

And a car doesn’t have to have windows but it’s always better when it does

[@JavierGonzalez-fc3tn]

There are different people for different humor

[@jennifergersch9126]

Amen!

[@loltom3703]

"Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂

[@interestedbystander196]

But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.

[@genli5603]

Lucretia is a good name!

[@kickpublishing]

@@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?

[@liviaclaire]

Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

@@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.

[@sf9046]

This guy proves you can be hilarious without needing to curse.

[@dariusraphael1649]

The new Sin Bad

[@donnamcdonald3709]

Yep! I can't stand the cursing comedians -- turn it right OFF!

[@pritikakhanna7577]

Thats coz he was brought up by his grandmother.

[@ekcentrik]

or offensive.

[@michamcv.1846]

WHY WOULD U EVEN NEED A PROOF FOR THAT .... and im sorry for your parents cursing all the time..

[@daniolam8113]

Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@cathywright8218]

I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?

[@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103]

They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.

[@ds525252]

@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝

[@coledibiase1777]

@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.

[@haskellbob]

His mom and him both learning there's no Santa Claus at the same time is comedy genius.

[@jeanabeana8818]

I appreciate comedians who can get through a routine without using profanity. It's refreshing and yet, STILL FUNNY!!

[@armindarenteria]

its the Dry bar that channel is dedicated to PG comedy and very good comedians.

[@jodilopez7164]

Ur comedy is my style!! Funny & clean....very entertaining

[@pforgottonsoul]

quite honestly it's not that hard to do clean comedy, it just takes actual effort.

[@morgannaomi1231]

That's the point of dry bar lol

[@DevinciFX]

Agreed

[@nighthiker8872]

Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.

[@parislove616]

and yet they keep doing it 🤔

[@ashleyrichards5194]

Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne

[@LadyAnneJT]

@@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.

[@Gunngirl]

Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?

[@ashleyrichards5194]

Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why

[@Adam_Ch739]

this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done

[@lyndamartinez2257]

easy to listen to

[@sandramartin5155]

I don’t

[@sylviaolney652]

Hoodia. Love and appreciate this gentleman's comedy. Not distasteful, vulgar, trashy, and no cursing. Thank you Sir! 😊 🤗

[@jenscheibner792]

I really enjoyed his comedy... He is great and no swearing, how refreshing...

[@gretashapiro4118]

The whole channel

[@eeeguba432]

@@gretashapiro4118 im deeply disturbed by your profile

[@cameronball3998]

This was by far some of the technically best comedy I've ever seen, just a full 50 minutes of it. I couldn't be more impressed.

[@thinkmackay8954]

You are not alone! Haven't laughed so hard for a long long time! Couldn't stand a second of those stevencoberts!

[@aalm7966]

He's the funniest comedian I've seen in years I hope I find him again somewhere.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Try his Instagram page.

[@2bitnerd]

Wait really?

[@firesign4297]

​@@2bitnerd the key word is ..."I'VE" 😊

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

"A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!

[@mattiemathis9549]

Was looking for this comment!! True to his craft and audience.

[@onebadapple5053]

Dwayne Perkins. Not sure how famous he is (yet). But he made me laugh out loud countless times during this show. And I really needed it today....

[@dauwg99]

he's been on Conan, but doesn't seem to care about getting famous. watched him perform in HK. small, quiet gig. amazing quality.

[@MuchKoku]

I knew a girl named Chastity-Lolita, and if you don't find that absurdly ironic, I can't help you.

[@user-np1gs4le2i]

HuH?!

[@beverlyb6391]

What stupid parents

[@lunaball1]

Lolita is actually a Japanese fashion.

[@Galvion1980]

That poor girl...

[@kaseykasket]

@@lunaball1 yes but it's based on the term Lolita which is a sexually precocious young girl.

[@andyvannen]

He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.

[@brandonharris6769]

my wife family are hales

[@SteveCarras]

Yeah, I did,too!

[@MrTommy001]

It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.

[@Ten13Grl]

@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.

[@keishajones3830]

@Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.

[@LaiaBertran]

I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁

[@jaadow77]

Not only the odd names, but what about the odd spellings of normal names.

[@flutterby8462]

Yes! Michael McIntyre has a skit on that. It’s pretty funny.

[@leonc4657]

My new fav name is Abcde

[@glens2019]

Looking at you, Geoff.

[@daltigoth3970]

@@glens2019 Geoff is actually the original spelling. "Jeff" is just the anglicized spelling of the name. Both are correct and normal ways to spell the name, and both have been in use for centuries. It should also be noted that "Geoff" would traditionally be pronounced differently, with an "au" vowel sound instead of the "e" vowel sound of "jeff", not to be confused with the "o" vowel sound of "Joff", which is the Latinized version of the same name.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

@@glens2019 Geoff is actually a very old spelling when there was a different version of Jeff/Jefferey; that version didn't even exist yet. No, what you want are names like Le-a. Just guess what that name is. It is Ledasha, Leh-dash-uh. How about this one, this is one that I have seen for myself, Rickarda... that name is supposed to be spelt Richarda. I have also seen Marcha for Marsha.

[@Phil231937]

in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life. fabulous comic.

[@juliebuys2195]

Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.

[@gabrieleghut1344]

We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.

[@chapablo]

How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua? They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.

[@necoragha65]

@@chapablo That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler. I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.

[@UchihaScenario]

In Poland too 👍

[@kevindreenk6214]

I swear the dry bar has some of the best stand up

[@BillMorganChannel]

I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."

[@michaeltorrisi7289]

Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?

[@mindfkr]

"that's DR Sunbeam"

[@themanifestorsmind]

My cat's name is Sunbeam😂

[@rebekahearly1144]

That’s actually such a good test 😂

[@INCOGNITO-kd5ub]

This guy's jokes have double meaning and fckin deep. This dude is like a poet I can listen to him all day

[@mrouth5691]

Why have I never heard of this guy? He’s good! It’s great clean humour and truly funny without being crass or vulgar

[@solangebstunglips4134]

M Routh exactly what I was thinking, can’t believe I’ve never heard of him. Glad I know of him now. Really entertaining 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@anneholden9908]

So awesome!

[@vivianjones9749]

I saw him on Showtime, HBO, one of those. He’s great!!! And thought provoking!

[@H.pylori]

Wow, a Black comedian, with clean humor, playing to a Provo audience....this guy is good! Hope he does well.

[@PaperRaines]

"Does well"? You know how long this brotha has been out there 🤣🤣🤣

[@H.pylori]

@@PaperRaines No!

[@carrythetorch33]

@Nikita Petersen it's just taste, but I hear ya

[@H.pylori]

@Nikita Petersen Because our society is in a state of moral decline. Look at the news of today. Nothing seems to count, no ethical or moral standards. Nothing to hold up to our youth as rules to live by. The process is slow, and therefore deceives the public into believing that it is OK. Comics who depend on sex and profanity in an attempt to be funny...are not funny, rather they are pitiful.

[@JD-go2qj]

@Nikita Petersen it's good to be able to play both sides in comedy. You can make it dirty or clean to tailor your audience. You can tell your boss a joke, a christian a joke, but also tell your boys a joke too

[@poodlegirl55]

I NEVER watch a whole comedy routine but I watched all 47 minutes of this and loved it.

[@johnmejia8836]

PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!

[@cathrynpaterson7539]

Interesting job you must have where get to watch Drybar. I liked that fact that I found this program since I, too, don't like cussing etc.

[@kennethmacqueenette1998]

Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉

[@kennethmacqueenette1998]

You'd better watch out if there's no DBC in LA.

[@AWholeVibe96]

Oh please! Lmao all this anti-black talk wrapped up in this comedy. 😂😂😂

[@whythissucks829]

aaron chen and alingon mitra are both funny without being crude

[@throwingpotsandpans]

It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.

[@stacyhigginson170]

My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂

[@simonw3858]

It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns. example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.

[@clancykobane9102]

how hip are you?

[@adryanredbeard699]

Simon W Exactly👍😊

[@andrewgray996]

Not one crude or vulgar word. He is a beautiful person - funny too!!!

[@5000rgb]

I enjoy some rougher comedy but It takes more skill to work clean instead of just going for the shock value. You have to have a unique insight into situations.

[@sarandontw]

Yes, dry bar is where it’s at

[@Marny5580]

I thought he said one word ... but, who cares. He is great!! Eddie Izzard is the bomb and in one show he cursed 150 times. Bill Cosby used one bad word - and he turned out to be the a*hole.

[@cohenbooth7349]

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[@downtownbobbybrown6237]

You re no fun .

[@aecs422]

So refreshing to listen to Dwayne Perkins, who can be funny with clean comedy. He is very funny. I'm glad I found him on KZbin! I'll look for him again.

[@88spaces]

Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.

[@judymcvey9005]

When I taught, 55 years ago, at my school were two brothers named Lemonjelo & Oranjelo! I laffed so hard when you said that in your routine! You are a fun guy to listen to! Keep it up!

[@jennifergersch9126]

Are you serious?? That's amazing!

[@danielmann6772]

Wait... you taught... and cannot spell 'laughed'?! SMH

[@timyahboi123]

@@danielmann6772 Thanks for saying that I really really wanted to bring that up

[@christiane3334]

Bc that's bs, am urban joke

[@elizabethgrogan8553]

@@danielmann6772 That's the first thing I noticed. A teacher who can't spell laughed?

[@brownbunny2513]

Dwayne, had me "crying ", 2am in the morning. I watched the whole 47 minutes. It's October 2020, and it felt great to laugh. Thank you, and God Bless you.

[@annettecarter9393]

Brown Bunny...same here. October 2020. 12:30 am. Loved every minute

[@dt998]

April 27, 2021 6 a.m. starting the day off right with a good laugh !

[@probationbird9786]

I taught middle school math, and in one of my 6th grade classes, I had twin boys named.....and I'm not kidding.... Y'hyness, and Y'majessy ....yeah.

[@elouise5593]

Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) has a son named Jermajesty.

[@msc2u1]

My Lord! Help those children 😱😱😱

[@jalyn30]

Had student boy/girl twins names princess and princes

[@Isabel-ge1ou]

i was about to mention jermajesty

[@Isabel-ge1ou]

apple is definitely the worst.... just a big cry for attention just like her over priced lifestyle website.

[@lindacarruthers3423]

This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.

[@anon0268]

There was a girl in my highschool named "Dtahtiyanah". It was pronounced _"Tatiana"_

[@AnonyMous-bv3ge]

Wtf is the D for then? I know there is a joke there but it is what it is 😅

[@AnonyMous-bv3ge]

@@anon0268 ha that is funny but I meant a joke about when I said "what's the d for" someone could say "for sex duh" xD

[@garethbaus5471]

I feel really sorry for this person.

[@azepere9976]

I'd be having a headache trying to pronounce her name. And then it's just Tatiana.

[@anon0268]

@@azepere9976 That was me the first time I saw her name lmao

[@mr2ti41]

Never heard of this guy before, but I'm really diggin' his jokes.

[@Tsukiyori9]

Same

[@MyDutchInABox]

He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit

[@weepingkoopa2862]

I think I saw him on TV before. I recognize that joke about waiting food.

[@QPRTokyo]

This guy is good.

[@ChopStickSoSushi]

he's so genuine like doesn't even seem to be trying

[@aaronking118]

I think the older I get the more I appreciate the clean comedy they have to be more creative. Most of the raunchy comedy nowadays is just shock humor with only a few that can get away with it...

[@jennifergersch9126]

And it gets stale after the first curse word or raunchy idea.

[@supposedly1-2]

it never bothered me when i was younger but no i appreciate this more as well!

[@ernsttrekiew198]

Andrew Dice Clay comes to mind. A walking cesspool.

[@yasministryheals]

100 percent agree

[@elberethfw]

Here hear

[@reaping-equally]

"when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing

[@mindurbiznez651]

Dude funny , without cursing tilt my hat to him 💯

[@Puddycat00]

I wonder if anyone else has noticed just what a beautiful man he is. Seriously look at his face, his smile, his personality. He is adorable. And funny. What a catch.

[@MajkaSrajka]

wtf I literally was about to write sad comment tha noone ever told me I had beautiful race.

[@ltm28]

George Minton are you just kidding or serious? Dwayne is his name lol surely you’re just joking and I didn’t get it,

[@kaylacrafty2270]

I think the lady that yelled out “ we need more” when he made the comment about there not being a lot of black people in Provo ( there isn’t)

[@SampfanCresta]

He's hot and a cool and decent person too

[@randyweaver6543]

Well some of us are male so...no. We wouldn’t notice.

[@t.m.a.3665]

This young man is brilliant ! He needs his own show !

[@david9783]

A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.

[@babycakes8434]

It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️But it still bothers me🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@kitkakitteh]

Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.

[@david9783]

Male or female?@@kitkakitteh

[@david9783]

Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434

[@jgvtc559]

​@@david9783😂 doesn't matter

[@adamjosey317]

Maybe we should let the epidural wear off before we name our kids

[@jolandameivogel9006]

😂👍

[@Puddycat00]

Well I hate the name Harriet. How about NOT letting your mother in law name your first daughter after her bff. just because u and your husband live with her and feel like u owe her. NO! That is dumb.

[@lucyflorey9152]

I had a friend who was a counselor...one of her clients decided to name her daughter Latrina...the counselor friend of mine tried to explain what a latrine is but...

[@atoyshabassene6273]

most have the name picked before though LOL

[@9SmartSand6]

No lie....I saw on this one poor girl's name tag at my local grocery store checkout line, that her parents had named her 'Moronica'. I assume the implications were lost on them.

[@tthompson9244]

I can't believe I've never seen this guy. He's really funny.

[@crimsonknight5575]

me too.

[@elsablue3646]

Me too ! Hes great!

[@cherylturner2291]

Me three!

[@crimsonknight5575]

@@cherylturner2291 😄

[@talfrynharris4120]

He calls his grandmother "Gogo". In South African indigenous languages "gogo" is a term of respect for an elder lady. Maybe its coincidence.

[@octavius53]

how could that be a coincidence

[@joehsaintina8053]

@@octavius53 how come it's not?

[@Simple_Jackass]

@@joehsaintina8053 - it's totally not a coincidence dude LOL, and who cares anyway, it's kinda cool

[@nevilledwayne]

IN KENYA BANTU LANGUAGE GOKO SHOSHO GOGU GUKA ALL RARE FOR ELDERY PERSONS

[@senoracheapee1864]

Talfryn Harris prolly not a coincidence. We average about 5% SA dna

[@mrkevinhaughey]

This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!

[@quincypeabody8469]

First time I've heard of Dwayne Perkins... he is GREAT

[@The_power22]

He needs a special, no curse words just straight comedy !! Awesome 👏

[@rachelgarber1423]

His credits didn’t transfer; I died

[@SoLuVaBle299]

38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰

[@TheSleepSteward]

Congratulations on the proposal and maybe wedding as its been a year now. Wishing you two all the best

[@firesign4297]

Great....But lets try to help our partners out ... because seriously most males have undiagnosed...ADHD!... Seriously....so lady's... let's take it easy🙏🏿on the looooong dramatic never ending!!!... dramatic Stories.👍🏿👍🏿🙏🏿

[@shonahowell1863]

She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣

[@florecitayami]

Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wendypicou8503]

I didn’t expect to wake up and watch a 47:26 video while drinking my coffee but once it started I just couldn’t stop watching!!! Dude is FUNNY!!! 😂

[@aliciagc2539]

Love this guy! Why isn’t he a household name? So talented, so likeable, so real.

[@firesign4297]

He WILL BE!...🤗🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🤗

[@dreamweaver1603]

This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!

[@Sheerkat7]

I've been bingeing on this channel today. It's GOLD. So glad I found it.

[@meattroller8853]

Dwayne Perkins: Don't Name your Kids Stupid Things. Elon Musk: Hold my beer...

[@ALtheBoi]

was looking for this comment

[@MrArtVein]

Wiley Coyote obviously it's different with privilege. his mom is a very famous model, same with rumor Willis etc. outside of that people struggle to get interviews with wild names TBH

[@StremmeR]

*joint

[@kylegunter3635]

I only clicked on this video to like this message

[@capt_miz1907]

i want to know Elon's child friend just to see how they tease his child

[@sherrydalton6516]

Never heard of this guy before, but he’s very talented!

[@judywright4241]

Sherry Dalton --I loved the ‘having to clean your plate’ that’s where I heard about the starving kids in China.....I was willing to mail those kids my lima beans, but it never worked out.

[@Rubarb84]

Sherry Dalton he’s been around for years!!!

[@bubutitroll]

and so articulate!

[@tsgrandma9837]

On naming a child part: When I had my oldest son the trend was naming your baby after snack foods. IE: Twix, Snickers, etc. When the nurse came into my room and asked what our sons name was, she held her breathe. When I told her Victor Antonio she exhaled and exclaimed, "Good name. That's a really good, strong name." She went on to say mothers were actually naming their children after candy bars and snack foods. Some of the actual names of children born in that week at that hospital are: Cotton Candy, Mars Bar, Hershey Kiss, Pixie Dust, (instead of Pixie stik), so I could understand why she held her breathe and excitedly said, "Good name! That's a good, strong name!" Never go with trends for naming your child. They have to live with for the rest of their lives or until they are old enough to legally change it.

[@archieese9176]

what are his socials ?!! he's probably the best comedian I've seen lately. there were no overacting and dramas. he was straight to the point and so calm everything was just coming so naturally.

[@laquishalida3569]

Dwayne is really refreshing, couldnt get enough of watching his show. A big plus is that he keeps his words clean and thats rare. You can be funny without dirty talking. A real professional.

[@AluminiumPanda6]

"I'm going to offer no solution, even if there is a clear solution..." so stinking true.

[@jheath246]

😂 probably my favorite line of the whole show!!

[@pizzaente]

Michael Rabon Yea, I really gotta listen more to my lady, always so quick with my solutions.

[@erinenglish3171]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. I think it’s one of the best standup performances I’ve seen. It’s perfect.

[@MrSpookdog418]

Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.

[@omobanedo9602]

I am a big critic of comedians. But this guy is hilarious. He is in a class of his own, bro!

[@jumper2079]

This guy is SO right. I'm so glad someone is saying this. I'm equally glad he's black, because not matter how well said it was, if a white dude was saying the same thing, as true as it is, not only would the message not be received, he would be labeled a racist.

[@adamm.6595]

Dude... That's racist. LOL

[@leesmith7727]

We might as well accept the title as black people already have us labeled.

[@leesteal4458]

John Christ is White. He did a good job with this topic.

[@demolitionwilliams7419]

@Ricky Roma He would have to have perfect delivery and demeanor

[@ursulagranger6798]

Dan DeLash he DOES

[@complimentarycontemplation1873]

This is a good comedian. I’ve heard a ton and there’s a difference between funny and lol funny. Without the alcohol. Some guys just have the right chemistry. Timing expression and the undefined art of being funny.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

He has a really casual control of space and the crowd. He really owns his space.

[@juliesmock7614]

That reminds me of the cowbell skit. When he's told to explore the space. Hahaha

[@pettytoni1955]

@@juliesmock7614 "I got a fever, and the only cure is..."

[@hw8140]

"My crazy mother loved lemon jello" I died.

[@lucyflorey9152]

There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello Pronounced le monn ja lo and or ron jalo Actually happened

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@lucyflorey9152 wow lol

[@henryperez606]

Lucy Florey They were from Miami

[@lucyflorey9152]

@@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois

[@Puddycat00]

H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho

[@elizabethpierce1351]

"LeMonjelo, cuz my mom really liked lemon jello, and that's why I work here."

[@carolyndarley1045]

@@SaltyDraws don't forget his twin brother, Oranjelo..

[@roderickbrown1640]

I grow up listening to Bill Cosby and Flip Wilson, they never cursed. And they had me in stitches!! This young man is from that old-school jandra !😂😂

[@RepentfollowJesus]

@@roderickbrown1640 genre

[@maligrish4173]

In addition to their names. Knew a chick named Hymen sisters name Orchid.

[@stephenvanburen1818]

Spot on perfect!

[@parrell1012]

His form is effortless. Everything he says is so very funny. He's truly one of the best with complete clean comedy. The whole family can enjoy.

[@BroMordekai]

I keep expecting these to be 3-4min and instead I end up sitting on the toilet for an hour...

[@kevinkearns8539]

You should try to eat more fiber.

[@janrees4887]

Why don't you check how long it is before- it's not difficult.

[@janrees4887]

Plus using your phone on the toilet is so Gross. Do you know how much feces particles they found on mobile phones compared to toilet seats? 400x the amount because people clean their toilet with antipathogen cleaners but when last did you clean your phone with something antibacterial?

[@BroMordekai]

jan rees Lol that was the point of my comment... I’m always expecting their vids to be short sense they used to be pushing their app... and as well I was saying how funny this dude was I couldn’t put it down and lost track of time. Also the toilet is the best place to be on your phone! (Only if it’s your toilet though)

[@anatolyex]

After you were done , did you have to check "How to wipe butt" KZbin video ?

[@francismakonese8768]

For anyone who is wondering Gogo means Grandmother, its from Ndebele a language from southern africa

[@mjack1935]

so,...what is a gogo girl then in south africa?

[@francismakonese8768]

@@mjack1935 LOL

[@dustinb1070]

@@mjack1935 a stripper.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Thank you for clarifying.

[@Fairy_princess214]

It's kind of a giveaway when it's his mom's mother.

[@LucyOEB]

Why have I just heard of this man? He’s hilarious!!! Thank you I needed this

[@cliffwest5617]

This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .

[@staceyroberts3468]

The funniest person I’ve seen on here. There’s no awkwardness after jokes, he handles everything so good!! He’s hilarious 🤣🤣

[@Utriedit215]

Then you need to see Josh Blue he's way funnier than him

[@jennifergersch9126]

His timing is brilliant. He knows how to control the audience.

[@UmarAlFarooq]

This guy is one of the best comedians out there. And he doesn't even have to resort to profanity! And they said it couldn't be done.

[@donnamcdonald3709]

I agree!

[@jarretjordan3837]

Who exactly said it couldn't be done?

[@Otherhats]

What's the issue with cursing, why is it bad?

[@kullerva5738]

@@Otherhats It isn't, necessarily, but "shock comics" often use profanity by itself, as if that's funny. Eddie Murphy's routines are notoriously curse-word laden and they're hilarious...but it's not just because of the curse words. This guy has something like Eddie Murphy's timing, which is really saying something.

[@Otherhats]

Kullerva Than is it really necessary for everyone to point out the cursing? No, they should point out the timing, correct?

[@Indicteronomy]

The date on the package really is just a suggested date. Your grandma was wise

[@tinafavabean]

Indicteronomy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Artrysa]

If it don't smell it probably won't kill.

[@bradhaines3142]

@@Artrysa that's why we have a nose, to tell when things are bad. computers dont see into the future yet

[@bcaye]

@@bradhaines3142, botulism, salmonella and C. Dif don't have a smell.

[@bradhaines3142]

@@bcaye yeah but food bad enough to grow it does

[@warmwoolsoxgood4559]

Funny guy, Dwayne Perkins! Loved this. He really should be at larger venues!