McDonalds Is The Best First Date. Mike Paramore - Full Special

[@kipnowlin3847]

His whole act felt like we were just sitting around the living room rather than watching somebody on stage. He is hysterical!

[@denasharpe2393]

Yes...he is just a really really funny dude!! Love him...

[@taylorbaggins0922]

I do like the relaxed format but it started getting a little bit old...

[@kimberlythrasher8565]

@@denasharpe2393 Ss

[@deedee6460]

Yeas!!

[@migusta5745]

He talks like that one funny uncle

[@danazelnio4117]

"Why are people trying to kill you, what did you do?" still laughing

[@DavidWoods255]

I know right? "You ate a poisoned apple that fell on the floor and aint even washed your face!"

[@satin_kisses4641]

😂😂😂😂

[@HawaiianRage666]

​@@DavidWoods2550😢

[@permithiasowoseb9856]

​@@satin_kisses4641and chicken breast and the herbs does help with clients kept me Wmj to my friend's birthday 😊and to 0minutes

[@wilfreddufresne9488]

His story telling and timing is on point. Love how he waits and interacts with the audience.

[@vipe650r]

I feel like that's the hardest thing to get - that comfort and confidence to make space and let the audience participate, trusting you'll be able to roll with what comes. It's very cool to see when someone can do so in a relaxed manner.

[@MisticDW]

I swear Dry Bar has some of the best comedians that I've never seen before, I keep finding gem after gem 😂

[@PDXenvy]

Some of my favorite sets are on here. 😂

[@munecamccoy]

I must agree!

[@WetBoy]

He's not that good, you just have really low expectations.

[@PoppaWheelies]

Me too! I enjoy this channel

[@MisticDW]

@@WetBoy Or we are separate entities that like different things?

[@rightclickgaming7730]

He needs a HBO Special. He is legit funny and laid back. Great guy.

[@kamaramikel7291]

DryBar has the absolute best comedians ... and their material is CLEAN! They don’t have to cuss to be funny. Love it!😂😂😂

[@joancascoe8886]

Enjoyed clean jokes about real situations that’s why he is sooo funny

[@LokustWA]

Agreed

[@teresabarnes932]

The harshest thing he said...to da lady was Shut Up. Lol. I've watched this 4/5 times, it's just phunny👏👏👏

[@christiansoldier77]

joan cascoe SO Bill Cosby was right . You can be clean and successful

[@kevinhibbard320]

There are some amazing sets coming from drybar, all clean...( because Utah?)

[@michaelsmith1481]

Life is funny for sure we all have that moment in life. I use to work for a ice company. I was a delivery helper 1 day. The driver asked me that morning to remind him to pick up stamps at some point. Ok no problem. So the days going on and we at a stop in Wv lil back road country store with a sign on the register that says we sell stamps. I said just as honest as all get out “Hey Rich they sell stamps to bad you can’t use them tho” he looks back at me and says “WHAT” laughing the whole time. I said “You can’t use Wv stamps in Va” I had never heard somebody laugh so hard in my life. There have been a few occasions in my life that I wish we had a open mic night that I could share some of my stories like the 1 I shared here

[@orleansartist6095]

This mans confidence, and timing is impeccable. The audience is rolling.

[@chbbambam2315]

Shut up feminists

[@LilDusty5528]

He honestly wasn't hilarious

[@tammywallace5928]

I love it!!! He’s awesome

[@P4P1Chuy]

Your beauty is breathtaking. My jaw is in the floor

[@orleansartist6095]

@@P4P1Chuy ❤ Well that pic was a few years ago

[@anthonypipkin]

I find it awesome how this guy seems like he’s also attending the show with the audience; as if he’s hearing the jokes with them 😂

[@living4mylord]

Well put. I agree.

[@blcksteam]

This guys has a lot of clean humor, adult humor very hard to do, but he is killing it.

[@enterthebruce91]

I like how most of the Dry Bar comedians I've seen so far can tell great jokes without feeling the need to swear every five seconds. That's a mark of real, intelligent comedy.

[@theuglydumpling4772]

@@enterthebruce91 i like dry bar since they only feature clean comedians.

[@TheAngiepangie424]

@@enterthebruce91 it is certainly is nice to be able to enjoy clean comedy (and not even realize how clean it is). IMO some comedians that pepper their set with profanity are able to do it with finesse. * I had to edit my original post because it was full of grammatical errors.

[@StephanieMT]

It's because they wont let them tell anything not clean. I watched one of the comedians on here and he was nasty in his other stand up

[@Itsant33]

Not to discredit the original comment but it isn't hard to write and tell clean adult jokes. Because doesn't inherently mean crude. You can make clean jokes that adults relate to.

[@renannng]

'You born with responsibility' is killing me 😂😂😂

[@debrarenteria8167]

Who's gonna help me with this?

[@renannng]

@@debrarenteria8167 I wish I could tell you😔

[@tty7273]

I'm right with you

[@MsArina01]

Irene thats actually digging deep on accident

[@prossynerima9154]

😂😂😂

[@TheOnlyMsMissee]

I remember going to church events with Mike. He and his sister are both so talented!

[@loren5033]

Who’s his sister???? A comedian as well?

[@Xyz123Etc..]

“I’m gettin gooder and gooder everyday” 😂😂🤣🤣🙌🙌

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

Some teacher somewhere is shaking they're head going "tsk tsk tsk".

[@rebecadelgadillo438]

This one killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lasetlivingstin7752]

As he said it...lol😆😆😆😆

[@junesaez4273]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@samyleroux3909]

Laset livingstin loollklllllllklllllllllllllllllllk Lllllllllllllklllllllllljlllllllllklklllllllllllllllll L L Lllll Lllllllllllllllllllll L

[@dumaskhan]

"don't judge me sir, you didn't see her" hahaha

[@KitKatToeBeans]

People in glass houses.

[@ENFPerspectives]

People in glass houses. Well put.

[@jaimhaas5170]

good one!

[@jaimhaas5170]

Best face reaction too.

[@prossynerima9154]

😂😂😂

[@SomeOne-fx9kr]

I love his audience interaction. He connects by letting us know he's thinking about our point of view, then makes a joke (and they're different, sometimes he makes fun, sometimes goes in another direction). Very likeable and funny.

[@komradson7357]

29:20 "If you fall and noone laughs, you are old" He's got a point 😅 guy is something else!

[@komrad7907]

@@boatymsboatface3929 it is, I tested out, so far got a couple laughs😂. Love this guy!

[@sulemanpatel]

I still laugh even if they are old 😂

[@shirleyyoung6687]

Well, I have fallen before, when I was younger, and no one laughed. What does that mean?!? I am confused!

[@komradson7357]

@@sulemanpatel 😅

[@komradson7357]

@@shirleyyoung6687 you're an exception😆 Anyways it's just a joke, meaning noone laughs with older people cause if they are elderly, they may actually be seriously hurt

[@edgaralanfrog]

“Don’t judge me, sir, you didn’t see her.” That caught me off guard lmfao

[@jessicazimmerman9627]

Yes! Too funny!

[@crystalthornton2528]

Lol I died laughing too.

[@darlenevessel6263]

Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny as well -- an excellent comeback on his own joke.

[@lindaharrison3240]

You don’t know what I had to go through. 🤣

[@Tony8418]

Dude was looking for the escape pod…

[@trumevanheerden2082]

I love how he laughes at his own jokes!! 😂😂😂

[@RCGshakenbake]

This dude had me laughing right at the first joke and ran with it the whole time. Tears in my eyes. He's a natural.

[@blizteredthumbs7911]

First time watching this guy. Genuinely, he is physically hilarious. Makes you see life how we all know it is yet believe our life experiences are just ours. Very rare excellent find. I laughed from start to finish. I'd pay to watch this comic no problem! :)

[@TSB43]

Yes. Yes this is me also. I am genuinely more happier today because of this special. Instant fan. Salute Mike

[@x35mmman]

I laugh from the beginning to the end, I would pay to see him too

[@reeactx3436]

I even peed a little.

[@terrycrews1760]

Open Minded But Cynical you think he’s physically hilarious?

[@blizteredthumbs7911]

@@terrycrews1760 Did I stutter?

[@Jager-er4vc]

“My G.I.Joe don’t cry. You got the wrong toy.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG… I’m laughing so hard!

[@loretta2372]

So funny. Had me laughing out loud

[@Kaytran97]

That was my most favorite line in the whole performance! 😂😂😂

[@GiftsbyChosen]

I was sooooooo done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ConservativeHippie001]

Yes too funny 😂

[@catherineprice1613]

IKR‽ HAHAHA

[@rarah73]

'If you fall and no one laughs you're old' lol that is so true!

[@neutralweeb9837]

By this logic I have been old since I was 8

[@nvrhad]

Hehehe

[@guxxi9746]

1 time my grandma fell and she laughed

[@Milfuelle100]

Oh crap that happened to me 2 years ago and I was only 25.

[@jessevancooney6963]

@@guxxi9746 she's an og

[@lunavieira3616]

I’m hard pressed to actually laugh out loud these days and I was belly laughing through his entire set. Love his comedy.

[@matiastorres3040]

Hi 👋, where you from ? You last name is very interesting... what’s your ethnicity? Thanks 😊

[@lunavieira3616]

Matias Torres 👋 hello, I am from the US, (born in MT, and currently in NC) ... I was told by my grandparents that we have a myriad of ethnicities in our family ranging from Portuguese and Italian to Middle Eastern and Russian... I have never had a test done, but your question reminds me that I would like to get the kit and swab it up. I’m curious too. 😂😊🌟

[@lindin2332]

She just gave all the information 😂

[@charlesbell5500]

@@lindin2332 Yeah and Matias missed his chance! He had a great response to work with but he didn't follow up. 🤦🏻‍♂ Luna, if Matias is your soulmate, give him a chance honey, maybe he's just a late KZbin commenter! 😏

[@charlesbell5500]

@@lunavieira3616 Well, did you swab it up? It's been 3 years. 🤣 We're all dying to know your complete family tree, Luna. By the way, you got moist eyes....but you look like the type to push body wash and I can't go through another exfoliation. 😏

[@snakesonaframe2668]

Ok but him saying that she didn’t need to lose weight but since she wants too he’ll do it with her is the sweetest thing ever. That’s how you be a supportive partner.

[@raze1380]

Like Rahn Hortman (another comic) said when he was being competitive with his wife and so he's having EVERY thing his wife was having (because he wanted to surpass her lifespan), then took pills thinking that was _vitamins_ -so when she told him those were contraceptives he said "so what, I don't want another baby too, we're doing this together" 😂😂😂

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

Extremely wholesome. Loved that part.

[@kerriwilson7732]

Maybe that's the joke?

[@rorygillmore6555]

He was lying.. lol

[@ashleyj7011]

💯💯💯💯

[@dianawinda4061]

"Did you wipe yourself?" "*sigh* I'll be right back" I'm finished.😂😂

[@charliep.8776]

Diana...did you wipe?

[@dianawinda4061]

@@charliep.8776 *Sigh* be right back 😂

[@clarissar1528]

😭😭😭😭

[@swayzocrazo4398]

@@dianawinda4061 hahahahaha

[@crazybruno3850]

Omg😂

[@TrishTruitt]

"If I make you pee, I get a prize" LOL. This guy is genuinely funny. Good pacing and audience interaction. He's gonna go places (besides McDonalds).

[@denasharpe2393]

......he headed for Wendy's after she dropped him off...alone l am betting!! Lol

[@denawagner360]

@@denasharpe2393 Hey! You've got a beautiful first name, 👍. Also I loved your McDonald's comment. Agree 💯. You know he hit that 4 for $4 deal straight after!

[@kathypowell4478]

🤣🤣

[@amyford80]

He should have taken her ghetto booty to taco bell they wouldn't have thought twice about her attitude

[@kristelsillasoo4149]

Besides mcdonalds😆😆

[@saraelliott8402]

“I’m old. I’m out of patience. It’s the first thing to go.” AMEN!

[@lordtachanka903]

This guy needs a Netflix special

[@gpmbae1]

I agree 💯 %!! He's very funny and original

[@bluehunter1]

Absolutely!!

[@philsizemore7056]

I agree he’s funny 😂

[@danjbundrick]

Right!? I didn't stop laughing!

[@bobcobain3507]

For sure...

[@mse1875]

Anyone else think, "Yeah... he kinda does look like Winnie the Poo..." 😄❤

[@samuelpena3195]

Winnie the hood

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

Yes, because I love Winnie the Pooh🥰

[@aperez9329]

Haha. Didn't see it till you said it. But Winnie is awesome. So I don't think that's a bad thing.

[@abdulazizyalahow3238]

Ms E Hahahaha

[@BoogyMushrooms]

I honestly can't see it

[@shannonkingston2658]

I love when comedian laugh at their jokes

[@MrDarrell4444]

"You should never let a man pick you" Feminist start the slow hand clap.... "its borderline irresponsible"

[@garrettevans9193]

Haha, I noticed that too.

[@ShoulderMonster]

Depending on how you look at it, this could still line up with feminist views

[@jonahallen7787]

ShoulderMonster m

[@raeroa7982]

but that's exactly what feminism means. Just another word for equality. You can relax.

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@raeroa7982 I think what they're commenting on are the people who use "feminism" to excuse themselves of accountability. There's people who do not like sharing any responsibility, even if that is what equality is.

[@savannahruiz8172]

🤣🤣OMG as a kid my mom would call me a princess and I would be like uh nuh uh. She would go "Then what are you?" I went, with the straightest face ever and said with all seriousness "I'm a frog 🐸" my mom laughed at me so hard

[@charlesbell5500]

Aww so cute! Well, I'm a prince, honey. We should kiss! 😘😏🤣

[@passionfly1]

I love his gentle and slow pace of telling jokes. So refreshing to see a great comedian tell jokes with pacing.

[@darrickbrown830]

Great show! Been so depressed watching all this corona mess! I starting watching stand up shows. This is the funniest guy I have seen this week

[@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf]

Have you seen Michael Colyer? Ali Siddiq. They are great comics

[@crystalj8782]

Brian Regan. Tim Hawkins. 👍👍

[@Ohwowthatshowwedo369]

I'm glad you had a shift of mood!😌💯🙏

[@EmoShowerCap1]

Literally the same thing I'm doing!!!!!! 😲

[@tty7273]

Try Rahn Hortman on this channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Hilarious! "You just ate a poison apple and fell out! You didn't even wash your face!"

[@4Horsemen4Life]

Diamond in the rough, and no curse words. Solid act, good material.

[@techsmechs4454]

This guy is fire, his build up, tones, timing, everything is on it

[@freddiemontanez8461]

About the brownies Brought memories. Back when I was 17, bought my baby sister a little stove with the 💡. Bought it for her for Xmas because I was the only that had a job and wanted her to have a present. This made my day. Brought good memories.. Thanks, Mike.

[@NEVERSHOUTNEVER1991]

It was a good brownie...😂😂😂 It wasn't done in the middle tho😂😂😂😂😂

[@Robert-xp4ii]

This guy would be a great friend to have. He just looks and acts genuinely nice and obviously funny.

[@OALM1991]

*What if my soulmate is a late eye-locker?* 😂😭😂

[@Joshuaeway03]

Hey, and you have beautiful eyes 😍

[@agranger1087]

I used to have that thought when I was a teenager lol

[@mariegarcia3774]

@@Joshuaeway03 to

[@mariegarcia3774]

@@Joshuaeway03 to get the inevitable reality which is

[@JohnPierrebeatz]

i am definitely a late eye-locker! LMAO

[@da-quan]

Hands-down, this was extremely worth my time!

[@davidlionheart9668]

For real. I have watched/listened to this at least 3x!

[@sharonjmartin1383]

He is a “ class act” … clean jokes , effortlessly funny… it’s like he is just having a conversation. Incredible sense of humor!

[@danarcher4566]

"Who said that so i can tell them to shut up? Was that you ma' am? Shut up."

[@adamkaris]

But..... You lose weight by breathing. So 8 hours of not eating anything means you'll weigh less than at the beginning of that time. Not enough to normally matter much. But depending on how your scale rounds it would be different. And that's not even counting after a morning dump.

[@chieftonga]

adamkaris yeah, honestly I knew he was wrong too.... but the weight difference is so small and irrelevant that I let the joke slide. I’m just shocked that he didn’t research that fun fact before adding it to his set up.

[@clovispullins7683]

@@chieftonga Not to mention the fact that you're dehydrated in the morning as well which also affects your weight.

[@lukewahlquist8081]

It’s enough to matter to a wrestler lol

[@v.v.194]

O loop J vok CHiEF TONGA lllklllllll

[@komradson7357]

Her: "In a couple days he'll be 106 weeks" Him: "Are you mad at me, I don't have a calculator on me" Dude is funny, I've met some women that speak in weeks 😆

[@seame3795]

This was so good for my soul right now. Thank you! 💜

[@cbro777]

This dude is funny. I love coming back to watch this again and again.

[@komrad7907]

Me too 100%!!

[@Roamr1720]

its even funnier to me when the comedians laugh as well.. cracks me up

[@jodyshoneybee]

Omg this is why I love dry bar. They have some of the funniest comedians

[@Hoseidon]

“She was pretty, so I let it slide” Fellas, we all can relate 😂

[@uhavemooface]

This guy was hilarious. I want to see more of this guy's comedy.

[@HelenandLolly]

What a gem of a man! I couldn’t stop laughing. He is natural comedian.

[@rcatank]

respect..... dry bar hosts a lot of comedians - most not really have their act figured out. This one @Mike Paramore - solid real world hilarious!

[@0001captainawesome]

Simple truth, well said brother.

[@clivewells7090]

rcatank ; i can't agree with the first part of that comment: Drybar are quite consistently funny, think I've only seen one of their specials that didn't seem funny, and that's just my taste in humour. Arvin Mitchell and Karen Rontowski are my fave's off the top of my head. X

[@jaimhaas5170]

I would say they are doing a great job...batting about 500 on comedy I really enjoy.

[@lbdesignsclt4523]

My face hurts from laughing so much!! I watched this set twice. Ladies born with responsibilities!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Loshijosdeltrueno317]

I will see this over & over & over. Dry Bar has legit stand up comedians, clean & super funny. 👌 "Mud-butt" LOL!!

[@cliffords.8341]

This is my first time watching Mike Paramore. He was hilarious from start to finish! 😂

[@yes_i_am_ms.jackson6144]

He's absolutely right, I was a mother when I born,I had my first baby at 2 or 3 years old, hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂😂😯😮

[@charlesbell5500]

They didn't have birth control back then? 😏

[@rightweaponry908]

His laugh makes his jokes even funnier, i really like his delivery, refreshing.

[@pryncessyanni]

Hands down one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time. I thoroughly enjoyed this!😊

[@charlesbell5500]

Wow you're so beautiful! You've got moist eyes! 😍😍😍

[@hedonisticzen]

"I seen this movie, it don't work out for us in the end" 😆

[@xeropunt5749]

“The willingness to fight” that’s so funny & true. There’s still people out there who think yelling is normal. See their behavior no matter what sophistication/wisdom/holiness they profess.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

"Uncle Mike, I farted in school today but dont worry, I smelt it all before anyone else could." Oh my gosh I'm dying

[@greglawson8001]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@ricangames8774]

"We was like this but..ever since the Exfoliation, he not the same dude no moe". Its cause I'm moist😂😂

[@anthonystaten2850]

whats the time stamp

[@nickrudds7897]

@@anthonystaten2850 26:00

[@pamelaarras7908]

Against my will😅😂

[@pamelaarras7908]

It would be awesome if you were going on my cruise to the Bahamas in September.

[@ricangames8774]

Dudes hilarious. Def wanna go see him live

[@MrSpeedemon7777]

He's been one of my favorite comedians ever since I attended his show on a cruise a few years ago. 🤣👍

[@Star-xx1hj]

“I don’t think we can eat with 8 dollars and 70 cents” 😂

[@lizpantelis]

Him not understanding night versus morning weight makes that whole bit 10x funnier.

[@brieannashockley326]

I dont get how he doesn't understand that's a real thing!!

[@brendanjames5441]

Does it mean after your morning bm? Because that was my first thought. lol

[@thosewhoslaytogetherstayto3412]

Yup lol

[@sspicer549]

It's mostly water...

[@christophormontoya8785]

I grew up with 2 sisters and a mother and I learned this was true. I even try it. Its not a big difference but its a slight difference

[@1jesus2music3duke]

“I was with a girl for years, and I hated her guts!” LMAO same

[@johnnymoles318]

It's awesome to see comedy that isn't based on cussing, or being super vulgar to get laughs.

[@katsgiers1888]

Yes!

[@nhokonhokopuala]

No? It's good to see comedy period!

[@johngrain8569]

Comedy IS like music you can pick what you want to hear. 1000s of comedians out here have clean content. Why you think Dry comedy is so popular. Dude WAS AMAZING. But I like all comedy that makes me laugh.

[@FullCircqle]

'...the turkey is ham..'🤣😂🤣😂

[@ferise1]

Like who?

[@dylgarrett]

Saw Mike on a Carnival Cruise last year. Good to see him get some recognition, dude rips!

[@yamashalisrael3300]

This guy is really funny I would love to see his act in person never once did he curse but I laughed the hold time

[@BenjiClips614]

“What if my soulmate is a late eye locker.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@komradson7357]

Dying ☠😂😂😂😂

[@sunharvesterglobeeater5080]

I just wanted to give him a hug 🤣

[@RoB_88]

Premature eye unlock😂 & miss our chance to be happy

[@rebecadelgadillo438]

This one got me!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@marcjones744]

My favoite drybar standup yet...for over a year... I gotta find more of this guy

[@brandyvlogs6667]

Awwww I hope he finds love one day and gets those kids he never wanted😭😭💖

[@charlesbell5500]

Kids and babies.

[@bebechocolateinbarcelona-a5034]

He is incredibly enjoyable!!! I wish you the best Mike Paramore!

[@loveinchaos618]

I'm not embarrassed about how many times I've watched this set. He has great timing and smooth transitions and a great laugh!

[@PaulA-os9pb]

He's cool and relaxed and doesn't get all crazy, like he's just talking to you.

[@dyan785]

Cooking little brownies with a lightbulb killed me

[@lisacardwell2508]

Thank you for this awesome, hilarious show . Loved every minute.

[@seonaidkabiah418]

after he made the joke about Winnie the Pooh, i couldn't stop seeing it lol

[@MsVakong]

Same 😂

[@Somegirl811]

😂😂😂 he goes "o bother"

[@living4mylord]

He totally is 😊

[@turbofreek]

she just wanna see him with his pants off. he missed the chance on that one. is why he single...probably

[@shilohstout5152]

He can deny it doesn't make it any less true

[@peachykeenlimabean605]

"Are you mad at me?" xDxDxD too comical, he does need a Netflix special!

[@haleywharton8038]

THE TURKEY IS HAM

[@asyamaria7325]

this is one of my favorite set of all time

[@Willie.B76]

One of the most relatable story telling comedians I've seen in a long time...Great set

[@jamera8223]

"Its borderline irresponsible" line hurt my heart🤣🤣🤣 14- 30 yr old me missed this lesson- how he know!

[@quintonkirk285]

Wtf.14

[@charlesbell5500]

@@quintonkirk285 Oh they start young now. Hell, at 14 you're a late bloomer these days.

[@passionfly1]

Just yesterday I found a gem of a comedian on Drybar and today another. Both of them could headline an amphitheater they are that good. AMAZING comedians! Thank you Dry Bar!

[@bigcountry9486]

I gotta say I only really watch clips and short cuts of specials on here but this is the very first time I watched every second, absolute genius

[@jaredgreen760]

It's rare that I hear a comedian for the first time ever and end up watching 37 minutes of their act. I couldn't stop watching though this dude is really funny. I really hope he makes it big. He deserves it. Finally somebody who agrees with me on body wash! I'm not crazy it does feel like it's still on you when you get out of the shower.

[@oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929]

As a Woman!! I concur

[@douglasreid7330]

I've watched this 5 times and he still cracks me up.

[@americannick2039]

“If you only make minimum wage, you can only talk to minimum wage type chicks” 😭😭 TRUEEEE

[@crossfoot4612]

Haha just asked my wife if she was a minimum wage girl

[@charlesbell5500]

@@crossfoot4612 What did she say? 🤣

[@carloscordova4715]

I felt bad for him calling himself an old man, until he mentioned he was my own age. Lol

[@thordogwood8053]

Thanks Mike! You made my son and me 😃 laugh so hard. We appreciate you!

[@gekailin]

Okay but real talk he DOES kinda look like Winnie the Pooh...

[@thedonrae]

gekailin lmaoooo

[@fatimahakili6423]

Facts!! 😂😂 lowkey but highkey

[@nwatson2773]

He’s cuuuute!

[@tanyamorrison9596]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robinvolpi]

Lmaooo - and David Alan Grier.

[@Tropicool]

The Special Should be called "I just don't have it in me, man."

[@junelledembroski9183]

Or “I’m an emotional dude, man”

[@AllAboutMarketings]

Or... " I don't lyke it man"

[@Slab_City_or_Bust]

Or "Are You Mad at Me".

[@GRANDOMINIUS]

Man, people can get tilted about anything.

[@viktorvaughndoomthevillain3747]

"I'm getting gooder and gooder"

[@brett4264]

Mike is one of, if not THE, funniest comics Drybar has ever shown. His way with the audience is amazing as is his humor. Keep it up Mike!

[@amandaburkhalter36]

I've seen this one already and still watching it! 🤣🤣

[@crudhousefull]

I feel like your face is so hot I can make a pancake on it

[@samuelpena3195]

@@crudhousefull lol

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@crudhousefull you know it's all fantasy right?

[@ffffggffffgfgrrfdf]

Me too REPEAT

[@sibakonde606]

Same

[@Taiyougetsu13]

"Sir. The turkey is ham" I lost it. I'm dying rn.

[@juanitajewett9706]

IM BACK ONE YEAR LATER AND STILL LOVE THIS!!!

[@prodigaldaughter5978]

I'm here 4 yrs later lol

[@nicholasrourke3836]

It wasn't done in the middle That made me chuckle just cuz he is so right. Those brownies could never get fully cooked

[@trasation1774]

Sweet, yet hilarious that u waited...and waited...aandd. I had one of course, and actually thought about getting an Easy Bake Oven for the grand girls to torture them🤷🏽‍♀️💕

[@kellyupshaw6598]

It's true!😂

[@missmargmillionaire6421]

Mine did

[@nicholasrourke3836]

@@missmargmillionaire6421 probably used it right lol

[@missmargmillionaire6421]

@@nicholasrourke3836 My light bulb was strong AF lol

[@maxmad5625]

“I threw it underarm, where is his daddy.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leen8430]

What a great guy. As a non-native speaker I had some trouble at first to get everything, but man, was it worth getting used to it! Could listen to this guy for hours, except my face hurts from laughing. Dry Bar is invaluable in showcasing amazing comedians!

[@desibiscuits5829]

Haha he's trying to start a fight with everybody in his audience🤣💀

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Haha nah, man. He's got the skills to make it fun and funny. Ain't no one gettin butthurt in there

[@desibiscuits5829]

@@NeoN-PeoN I know I was joking 😭

[@slagwill5599]

I don’t get it.