Don't Spring Break In Miami

This is the greatest spring break of All Time

[@segro123]

"The people of Miami wouldn't piss in your mouth if you were dying of thirst unless you payed them a thousand dollars for it." Sounds pretty accurate.

[@skepsauce1012]

I literally just read this as he said it.

[@assslapper6928]

@@skepsauce1012 that happens to me everytime

[@ariat3381]

It happens to at least one person whenever such a comment is posted. Dont be surprised

[@danielwilliam670]

Stfu im a latino and as far as i know im the best person i know

[@danielwilliam670]

Be more carefull what you say about types of people

[@groundzero2939]

Imagine having your trip highlights being a homeless man doing magic tricks

[@DaBonkinator]

I mean he did show them cocaine

[@nootaboot7042]

Visiting my uncles house

[@flippknight3298]

groundzero 2 with drugs

[@crunkalac]

You edited this and still can't spell having?

[@cherrypoptart2001]

@@crunkalac Lmaoo i was thinking the same must be a typo

[@glyph7308]

Miami is basically what a city would be if EA made it.

[@pranavramraj5141]

🤣

[@HectorReyes-lm7xp]

Bruh lfmaoooooooo

[@tsu8229]

nah thats california

[@JIG-vn8sc]

@@tsu8229 Nah California is if Rockstar made it

[@VampageRampage]

@@tsu8229 Didn’t realize California has become one actual city to the braindead zeitgeist🤣

[@professorsad4090]

“You had lots of people asking you to buy drugs, which was uncomfortable, I mean I did want drugs I just couldn’t afford it.”

[@haikouu]

B r u h.

[@hauntmybed6037]

LMAO

[@JiiWoon]

Hahaha

[@glizzygladiator4128]

frfr

[@RongDMemer]

Weed shop 3 foreshadowing

[@natemckenzie717]

Miami dude: hey, wants some drugs kid? Me: no thank you, officer

[@eriksenactual]

I’ve never seen something truer on KZbin

[@jonata.torres4640]

Erik E. Explain

[@Gofr4]

I guess crooked copes are a huge thing over there.

[@eriksenactual]

Ryolu Celestial not really it’s just a joke

[@2_572]

Fucking narcs man.

[@solivagant7232]

when your drug dealer is also a magician

[@Romanticoutlaw]

MEME GOD we've fallen on hard times when our drug dealers have to have side hustles

[@Analogrime]

Never before Ive heard about this combination of professions. What Ive heard about is taxi driver/drug dealer... Very practical.

[@stager133]

Whoosss your wallet is gone

[@Analogrime]

And of course the classical combination of drug dealer / braided trap rapper.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

MEME GOD sounds pretty fun tbh.

[@cubalibreball3809]

As a Miami native, born and raised, this is 100% accurate. Please get me out of here. I risk my life every day in Miami traffic.

[@goose0078]

Word? Where do you stay by. Everything is fairly affordable out here by kendall and west miami. Not alot of good industry, and I wouldn't raise kids here, but it's a fun city for your teens-20s years. Traffic is garbage though lol.

[@jonlocke7112]

I fucking hate Miami. Was supposed to be there for a week, left after 3 days.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

"Oh Miami sucks" I am from Russia... it can always be worse lol

[@BigDraco123]

Cuba Libre Ball traffic is bad because of all the Cubans coming in everyday

[@devinbirdsong5444]

Nåti M Russia’s beautiful tho

[@manphins]

$18 for a shot of fireball? You can buy like a whole bottle for 20-25

[@doubled57690]

The hotel he is talking about is only a 3 star hotel. The hotels in downtown Miami is where the good hotels are,overlooking the cruise ship port

[@zexfafa2794]

in eruropa 5 $ for bottle

[@zexfafa2794]

@@Maddinhpws in swedwn, swiss, france is more exspensiv than america but in balkan and eastern europ it os very cheap

[@David-mf3bn]

@@Maddinhpws in Czech Republic it's about 20$ for 0,7l bottle

[@marcosulla]

@@zexfafa2794 I can see, so u already drank a bottle no?

[@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4]

Florida just one big GTA server

[@zade8586]

Lmao, live here and can confirm

[@noarsy7716]

same ive lived here my whole life and its hot as satans balls being roasted over a fire

[@andrewlopez6225]

lmao

[@jjoe7078]

same with LA.

[@sfish6]

Bush did 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steel beams underrated comment

[@IAMMARSHYSBRO]

A lower middle class person leaves Miami, Los Angeles, or New York instantly becomes a upper class person anywhere else.

[@joshdamman6736]

Thats not entirely true

[@notatroll7128]

@@joshdamman6736 Nor entirely wrong.

[@juanmantilla3022]

so true i live in miami and have a fairly small house, for the same price of that house i can buy a mansion in georgia

[@Ashar121]

Add Boston to that list.

[@tainted8899]

@Kill me please & thank you. He'd probably rather not live in the middle of nowhere with no employment opportunities in some backwater rural town.

[@theamericanpatriot2015]

Hi, Miami born and raised! I can show you a tour guide! Here’s a tip: don’t go downtown unless you want to either be shot, shanked, mugged, or kidnapped. Enjoy the local homeless people shooting up heroine. Thank you for being with me today, that’ll be four thousand dollars.

[@solarwolf1336]

Wow, is that exaggerated at all? Is it really like that?

[@Ano0onymouse]

@@solarwolf1336 partially

[@Carolinefdq]

@@solarwolf1336 I mean, if you aren't careful downtown then yeah you'll probably get mugged. Driving in Miami is also the most frustrating thing EVER.

[@theamericanpatriot2015]

Carolinefdq For real! It’s fucking insane!

[@theamericanpatriot2015]

Solarwolf13 it’s exaggerated, but downtown is an absolute shit show.

[@FloridaMan4205]

Miamian here, this is accurate. Miami is one of the worst places to visit, but it's great to live in if you're a cocaine addict.

[@LermaBean]

Should probably rename Miami to Cocaine, Florida

[@Ante_Knezevic]

@Meme Stagram You say you are Miamian. What club charges you $300 for entry? BS

[@FloridaMan4205]

@@Ante_Knezevic Basically all of them.

[@Ante_Knezevic]

@@FloridaMan4205 Not one single club in Miami charges that amount. The most expensive i saw is $90 and that's only for special events. Nice try liar

[@FloridaMan4205]

@@Ante_Knezevic Jokes on you, I don't go to clubs.

[@ghostcodclanled3962]

I live in Florida somewhere near Charlie. I really hope I run into him one day so he can autograph my M16, which all Floridians carry on them.

[@yoursilly2106]

U worry me. Plz dont shoot a school

[@TrueGoose117]

Is it like how all us Texans have a big ole revolver on our hip.

[@shane_world2033]

@@TrueGoose117 no, we all actually have ARs and AKs

[@elPirataSEBAS44]

GHOSTCODCLANLED where does he live? I’m in south Florida :)

[@creepyreflection8072]

I thought you would like to have your alligator signed.

[@monmoymaahdie3177]

He's a Florida man?? It all makes sense now

[@DaBonkinator]

Florida man fends off alligator invasion with fleshlight armament

[@theacaciamatrix1537]

I fukn love florida...people tell me its more fun if you smoke meth but nahh...there is plenty of chaos without the drugs

[@PPWiener]

Hahaha que fanny el florida man meme you are a comedic genius. Yeah no fuck off

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

"No, it damn well doesn't"

[@operaaa5449]

@@PPWiener why did you mixed spanish and english like that-

[@AnimeGuyTokyo]

I live in Florida. The last time I was in Miami I watched a man get run over at a gas station.

[@Talz622]

Anime Guy Every part of Florida has its own feel and own sort of dumb/crazy/weird shit. For instance, I live in Ocala, but I go to Gainesville, and Orlando every couple months or so. These places make up Central Florida. Central Florida is all huge cities speckled around farmlands and literal nothingness. Half of this place is uncharted territory I shit you not. There may be a lost tribe of native Americans in the Everglades and we wouldn’t know. The people are pretty hit or miss too. It’s always super fucking hot so everyone cops an attitude on the days it gets bad. Lots of druggies, old people, and people who can’t speak English. Not much crime, but druggies are always getting shot while trying to mug someone and drunk cunts are always causing accidents and killing high schoolers who are also drunk, high, or both. Dumbasses in the few hoods we have usually stick to themselves and just shoot each other or sell crack to each other. One of my family’s friends actually lives across the road from a crack den that is constantly getting busted, and there’s a bullet hole in one of the floorboards in his room from where a stray round stuck it. Oh yeah, half our cops below the age of 40 smoke weed so don’t worry about them pulling you over if you smell like it. Chances are, if they do, they’ll pull you over, check you out, and then let you go because they really can’t do shit or because they don’t want to deal with checking cars in 90+ degrees high humidity weather.

[@Talz622]

Sailor Moon that’s essentially what Ocala and Dunnellon are. Livestock cities. Ocala is literally only know for two things: the band A Day to Remember (which no one cares about anymore except scene chicks) and horses. Something about famous race horses being from Ocala or something from decades ago. I mean we have some neat stuff around here, but you’ll be driving for a good twenty minutes to get somewhere interesting.

[@skeletontranslater3472]

yaboiTallMan down in weirsdale nothing happens

[@aradiiiah]

I think I saw that on the news

[@hjalmarh.4046]

Anime Guy living in northern Florida and its normal to see tweakers dressed as Santa or Buddhists monks. Just your average Florida citizens

[@madoka7074]

I can feel Charlie’s disappointment that he spent 18 dollars on a shot of fireball that he could’ve spent on a pack of YuGiOh cards, something infinitely more valuable.

[@sages8821]

it seems like every youtuber either lives in Florida or California

[@Sinaduel]

You're not allowed to be a youtuber if you live in a "flyover" state.

[@sages8821]

oh

[@cordedwaif]

California is a shit hole

[@christinedeweezy5762]

@@cordedwaif california is a shit hole, get me out.

[@emonkus]

Christine Deweezy same bruh, I can’t stand the retarded people here

[@chasfarthing244]

You gave that guy 5 dollars each “Wtf guys I can’t even get a shot of fireball whiskey with that”

[@satoruriolu6132]

I'd imagine 10 dollars is a small tip or pocket change.

[@mystifyingmints8979]

Bro did you even listen? It was 5 guys in the hotel room. That's $25 so he would have had enough for a shot of Fireball. And cash in on the rest for a few mouthfuls of water. If your lucky.....

[@ffffffff5500]

@@mystifyingmints8979 He is being sarcastic

[@coolkid7151]

25 isn’t enough for an 18 dollar shot?

[@cashnovaa]

Heres a fuckin idea... Bring ur own alchohol and drugs to miami before coming! ESPICIALLY if you dont have the $ to keep up with all the rich tightwad tourists.. Dont listen to penguin everyone.. He was obviously very young and new to big city venues when he had this experience.. I mean GEEZA bro a single dutch master cigar on miami beach will cost you 3$.. Wtf did u excpect?? Be better prepared nextime! My 1st miami beach experience wasnt amazing either (guy got his face chewed off in 2011 by some homeless man) but i expected that considering i was in an area surrounded by drug dealers and tourist with heavy pockets.. Not to mention the celebrities, your pretty much obselete there. Sounds like penguin was upset nobody was giving him any attention lol

[@TheOmegasquid]

"he pulled out cocaine and we all gave him 5$" i dont think the 5$ was for the magic tricks

[@bmphil3400]

Was in Panama a few years back .....it borders Colombia..... apparently from what I was told.......you could get some pretty rockin stuff for $60 US......

[@dr.strange5419]

@A M depends on location. If you're closer to the Mexican border, the cocaine will be much cheaper and higher quality. Like Arizona you could get 1 gram of really good stuff for $60 but in the Midwest it is about $80-$100 for most likely cut cocaine. Plus coke dealers are real fucking sketchy, coke heads are not people you can trust.

[@FreePokemonGiveaway]

A M you can absolutely get a small bump for you and your 3 buddies for $20. Especially in a city like Miami

[@Oli-cc3eh]

In Australia you’re lucky to even find cocaine and when you do it’s probably mixed with a bunch of shit

[@bmphil3400]

@Jazz Feline I'm assuming it was a gram.....I saw it bought but was not in on it.....it might have been more weight since it was more than one person going in on it......

[@TheRat1789]

Charlie taking out a 20 thousand dollar loan to buy a bottle of water in Miami

[@blazetino5713]

And the same bottle was used by 5 other people.

[@Chalkadoo]

Just the bottle though. No water included.

[@montanafresh3190]

Not even a purchase, more like down payment…

[@sylvieanna6863]

Miami is a more expensive more humid version of Vegas with no gambling

[@enriqueortiz6130]

If you're thinking of gambling in Miami might as well go to Hollywood, Fl

[@mukesh_bombay]

not at all, you've clearly been once

[@damonjones5726]

So it's really nothing like Vegas at all.

[@noahsuarez5232]

Yes i was born in vegas and have went to miami to and your right

[@goose0078]

Only if you fall for the tourist traps. As a local, I rarely ever go to South Beach Clubs. Wynood, Brickell, Gables, and just random spots around town are all funner, cheaper, and less stuck up. Clubs were alright, but I got tired of them by 22. Bars/lounges/ and some restaurants are lot more fun. The women are beautiful, the parties are top notch, and as a hispanic, it's the closest thing to little Latin America, which makes it a very unique city. But yes, DONT GO TO SOUTH BEACH FOR SPRING BREAK OR MEMORIAL DAY. You'll get shot or hustled. South Beach is fun to walk around during the day, and even see the full moon over the water at the occasional drum circle when not crowded. I even ran the streets playing man hunt as a kid, but it can be a terrible beach at times. Head North or West for cleaner sands and water.

[@24FramesOfNick]

I went to college in Miami for a semester and that was the most disgusting experience of my life

[@enriqueortiz6130]

24 Frames Of Nick What happened?

[@Top2Bottom_Mijo]

10,000 Subscribers With No Videos. Lmao

[@jjba_kid22]

I was born a couple miles north of Miami....glad I was born in 2001...

[@TheReaper569]

WHY

[@alextwist9952]

University of miami is full of rich hype beasts from new york

[@glitchysquid1137]

You know it's insane when Disney World prices seem more reasonable.

[@caylin4412]

Yes.. very, very true

[@Semiotichazey]

"We didn't have enough money to go to a bar, so we went to a club." wait wat

[@majorkusanagi2406]

Charlie... wtf were you expecting????

[@abdelrhmanelabyed6339]

i guess he didn't expect that both bars and clubs are paid entry.

[@crimson6864]

Well in my country nothing besides some museums have paid entry and if our government tried to make us pay entry for nightclubs or our versions of bars then they would be politically slaughtered

[@andreicorduneanu1323]

@@draegr1680 cuba lol

[@carryeveryday910]

@@crimson6864 It’s not a fucking political decision lmao it’s a choice made by the owner.

[@hulexable]

We don’t have money for a bar , let’s go to a club instead Logic : 100

[@headbangerdnb]

Yea, that was a head scratcher.

[@chrisv9414]

@MetraMan09 ehm no it's like the opposite. bars usually don't have an entry fee ....

[@headbangerdnb]

@MetraMan09 Clearly you don't attend bars or clubs often.

[@michaeljaeschke1649]

Haha $300 man I was in Aspen on New Year's and the cover was $250 fuck Miami's clubs

[@Sora-o]

@@chrisv9414 ehm

[@Besaofficial12]

Its awesome that even when youre angry or happy your voice stays the same This is what I call *ART*

[@kenny344]

Super Vegito clearly you've not heard enough Charlie to tell the difference

[@Dest74]

There is no difference.

[@superduperisaac]

Dest74 No sir, like a fine wine if you are refined and experienced enough you are able to tell the most subtle differences between his voice and moods. "Hmmm yes this is a Angry Charlie 2016 an excellent year yes yes how splendid." Or "Oh my is that a Happy Charlie 2018? A yes you can really feel the upbeat tones in his voice mixed with a slight hint of chadness."

[@nerdcity]

Worse even than spring break in Miami are Miami residents spring breaking in Key West.

[@throwawayacc2514]

Nerd City key west is nice. Im not from miami though.

[@TheBossBark]

Nerd City I love Key West

[@mublysnubly9420]

Stay the fuck away you Miami pirates

[@Xfighter000]

Nerd City I see someone else is educated in Miamism as well.

[@cp3fiu]

I remember going to key West for a cross country race and they would call us "Mainlanders".

[@Aiko_63194]

Now this year: Don’t spring break ANYWHERE

[@astrowind2873]

Especially Miami

[@melostrich]

Especially Wuhan

[@no.850]

Especially New York

[@Pain-xw1rj]

Or just don’t walk out your doorstep.

[@shcottam]

Everyone go spring break!!!

[@vasikin1]

This man owns a house. I'd listen to his financial advice

[@rulerworld1289]

Well he also literally won the lottery once, but yes its impressive to own your own house

[@Ashenicky2009]

@Spastik pretty sure his name was spelled that way intentionally. Especially because someone probably already took the name Vaseline

[@fartinfpooping8801]

@@Ashenicky2009 I think it's a combination of the words Vaseline and kin. Indicating they are that they are in fact Vaseline-kin.

[@engr.7281]

@@rulerworld1289 he did? When?

[@Limei_Dreams]

@Spastik Wow.. so clever... you get a gold metal.

[@hasbullah3459]

EA headquarters must be there

[@dy9amo127]

Slug Tripping California

[@mkultra8244]

StrangeProfile no sorry but in Orlando EA sports has an office

[@troutsy6897]

EA bad forknife bad

[@yousefamr633]

a dlc to look at the sea

[@bottled9683]

No, it's in fucking Redwood City, California. Everything is in California!

[@yeppers8571]

I spent 9 years in Miami and just recently moved out and...it's such a difference man, it's like being trapped and suddenly you're free and you can breathe lol

[@bellapoi]

dude ive lived here my whole life and im in pain watching this video, i hate this place

[@Xotiw]

Izzy ♥ You know that’s like every people think when they live to a single place for a long time I lived in France my whole life and I thinks it’s horrible now I leave jn Miami and it’s so much better i feel like people just like new place

[@Edward_prada]

why do i love my city

[@Alto_C]

2019: don't spring break in miami 2020: dont spring break.

[@ehogg421]

2021: don't spring

[@mr.cowlick4150]

neet noot swoot 2022: dont.

[@no.850]

@@mr.cowlick4150 2023:

[@mr.cowlick4150]

Artisan 202:

[@Chicag-no]

@@Slippin_Jimmy1012 2:

[@somedude1068]

*me paying 100$ for taxi driver in GTA* Lol good thing this is not real thing Critical: Hold my spring vacation

[@My_Old_YT_Account]

but that's already the price for taxi rides pretty much everywhere lol

[@CSGrayScale]

YOU CAN"T HOLD A SPRING VACATION!!! ITS NOT TANGIBLE

[@owenbowen2222]

In gta it's like 50$ for an average travel

[@braedentaylor1917]

When I was in Miami I had a driver try to make a "deal" with me that he'd cut off his meter before we go and we'd just call it 60$, I refused and when we got to my destination the cost was only 30. Taxi drivers in Miami are huge scammers

[@trashdoge1217]

@@My_Old_YT_Account bruh where do you live? I can drive through multiple cities and only spend 20 bucks

[@dainodawg3160]

the magician was trying to sell you coke without getting caught, idk if you put 2 and 2 together.

[@DarkAlbino]

Lmao

[@benwesley5260]

He’s the last person to do coke though so even if he would know, he wouldn’t blow.

[@benwesley5260]

He’s the last person to do coke though so even if he would know, he wouldn’t blow.

[@dariatoma5414]

@Confessions Of A Movie Freak what?

[@nothing-2-live-4]

He’s talked about how he thought magic was cool in college so he was probably genuinely interested in the magic tricks lol

[@Plinian5850]

Everybody you'll meet in Miami is either trying to move out of there or is already in the process of moving out.

[@Blood0cean]

Why?

[@cl9360]

My family and my friends’ families have been Miami natives for years, there’s a lot of people that all they know is Miami and have no intent of leaving.

[@cl9360]

Arjoni Memko and there are a lot of people who actually like their hometown too you know

[@carryeveryday910]

Catfish Walli Fine to like it. I’m from NY. Love it. But I got the fuck outta there as soon as I possibly could. Some places are better to visit than live,

[@encounter785]

@@chromefunction6567 I was born and raised in Miami. Not everyone wants to leave Miami. It's like 50 50 rn. As time has gone on, more people have come to Miami and we get more tourists consistently, so it's driving many locals away.

[@christianmorales8978]

“Not even Jesus Christ himself could’ve convinced us it’d be as expensive as it turned out to be” - Jesus Christ himself

[@keanuortiz3766]

69 likes nice

[@beandiesel974]

Bruv

[@VarinderBhandal]

Miami is the Mr Burns of cities.

[@sean5028]

*obligatory gtasa joke*

[@Radi0he4d1]

Look who's never been to Manhattan.

[@nicoflipi]

*OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH*

[@nicoflipi]

*obligatory gtasa reference*

[@tacosauce935]

That was my principals name in 1st grade lmao

[@supercullen0047]

Miami is the EA of cities

[@adventuretimez69]

SuperCullen004 LMAOOO

[@multirkade1118]

SOOO TRUE!!!

[@jasonruis6377]

Miami bad Geraldo good?

[@yungereq7048]

If EA and rockstar fucked each other then made a city

[@MrBlkthndr]

$18 for a shot of fireball and the drink wasn't even that good? Oh hail naw. For $18 I better breathe fire like a dragon.

[@Wnick56]

Mr. BlkThndr you can buy a bottle of it for less than that If you go to a Walmart or something

[@TheGrimStride]

I live in Miami and that is expensive. I think that is just a shitty bar or Spring Break prices

[@MrBlkthndr]

Starfish Prime you right but regardless $18 is literally highway robbery.

[@MrBlkthndr]

TheGrimStride could be. Ridiculous.

[@Wnick56]

Mr. BlkThndr yea that’s what I was implying, totally agree

[@darkprince56]

I live along the border in South Texas so the overwhelming majority of us are Mexican or Mexican descent. Anyway, my mom's Lyft driver was Cuban and he said that when he first got here, he lived in Miami but didn't even make it a year. He moved here because he said it was an expensive shithole and all the other Cubans there got on his nerves 😂. My dad is Cuban as well and he didn't like it either! He did like Key West.

[@PRodLyftz]

I hope you're not from Laredo

[@darkprince56]

Pedro Rodriguez ugh no. I went there for a job interview and I'm glad I didn't get the job because I didn't like the city.

[@PRodLyftz]

@@darkprince56 Amen to that, fuck that shithole.

[@darkprince56]

Pedro Rodriguez I live in the valley and it's not much but I like it better than Laredo lol

[@xenevlillil6392]

Pedro Rodriguez why does Laredo suck

[@gasmasklad6493]

Miami: shot of fireball 18$ Russia: 3 bucks and your blackout drunk hiding inside a curtain hitting your radiator

[@nevertrustgoogle]

да, ты прав

[@dionysus3774]

@@nevertrustgoogle ye

[@shades4385]

@@nevertrustgoogle ye ye

[@charlesuzozie5747]

@@nevertrustgoogle ye ye ye

[@pauljefferson9538]

no

[@bruvok6065]

*BREAKING NEWS: FLORIDA MAN IS IN FLORIDA*

[@thatonethicnibba7865]

This is like a devil going to Satan hideout

[@oddzzyy5649]

Hahahhahahqhhahqh OMG I'm dying ohhhhhhh my stomach,its hurting hwhhahwhahahahahah 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO hahahahhq

[@Jellyduckface1]

HOLY SHIT

[@RiaLuna1]

Florida man jokes are my favorites 😹

[@cllcccic8270]

I'm not a meme guy but florida man works no matter what

[@FBI-ov7lb]

In Miami, you lose 1$ for every breath you take.

[@lampshade87]

1.50$ for every move you make

[@AceAttorny]

400$ fined for voyeurism. 'cause I'll be watching you.

[@RonnieBondayy]

*hyperventilates*

[@tachibana-san8454]

$100 Every night you stay I'll be watching you

[@schaz7563]

Twix_22 What about π bonds?

[@naterk9460]

"It's probably best not to go to Miami for Spring Break" "Because of the virus?" "... What virus?"

[@hugoreeves1297]

Miami is the real virus

[@d_mighty8723]

@@hugoreeves1297 happy new year

[@jordanjasper796]

Florida: Where the more north you go the more southern it gets

[@yunglynda1326]

Jordan Jasper Seriously though. I grew up in Gulf/Central FL (elderly Northerners area) and when I moved to GA I couldn't understand their Southern accents. Night and day almost.

[@Cerdmasterjgcc]

Jordan Jasper as a kid we went up to Tallahassee on vacation, I’m Hispanic btw , we couldn’t get a hotel because they “ didn’t serve our kind” Can confirm north Florida is a racist shit hole

[@6subswith0vids80]

Cerdmasterjgcc Maybe your kind is miamian?

[@CowboyLuigi]

Fabrizio Many Miamians always go to Tennessee

[@princevegeta9763]

I went to Florida and some Haitian dude cursed me, good shitm

[@youngjiggymf1704]

All of Florida is proof that we live in a simulation

[@dakotaneumann1259]

Dikbutt Magee it’s the matrixes yeast infection

[@Miguel_morales99]

It's essentially an open world free for all where you either survive by committing crimes, or you just dick around without money

[@Sora-o]

@@Miguel_morales99 lol

[@liamdoes8580]

Florida is just a social experiment and hell on earth mixed together and its like the simulation peoples version of a soap opera

[@hendrikkiefer3325]

@@Miguel_morales99 yes

[@peepers9094]

The homless magician's greatest trick was raising the miami prices

[@Juancho-dn1ci]

As a person from Tampa and raised in Miami... My soul has been torn into 2.

[@Dragonemperess]

Lesson? Don't go Spring Breaking in places that are known as Spring break destinations.

[@bigfreds4955]

wheres good ?

[@bobblyblinkers]

England

[@slattypatty9982]

Big Freds Bahamas most college kids can’t afford to go there

[@ColonialDagger]

Also, don't complain about places being expensive when you're in a bar in Miami Beach... two blocks away from Ocean Drive... during Spring Break. No shit it's going to be expensive, Miami and Miami Beach are very different from eachother.

[@harrison6082]

Do u think anywhere near tye beach in Florida counts?

[@angrybirdnate0626]

"I would have had more fun in a sensory deprivation chamber" Had me dying

[@j897xce]

I'm ruining it, but I've never seen 700 likes with no comments. Way to go?

[@healthybangladesh8308]

777 likes, well time to ruin it.

[@mintumiplayz]

“Slap to the urethra”

[@linklgas1691]

oh no

[@toxickiller6326]

This video aged well.....

[@paigen4883]

Reading comments like these on KZbin vids just remind me how long we’ve been dealing with this shit 😩

[@hugoreeves1297]

My cantaloupe didn't age well

[@colettejolie5417]

It was SO expensive when I went. The food was like triple the price there, and there was barely any food on the plate.

[@porkyminch1640]

Go to Ameila Island or Destin its way better in terms of food and stuff

[@nat9380]

sounds like the UK

[@cerebralwolf666]

Only idiot tourists over pay for shit. Miami natives can find good food each person less than 20

[@Cuasimodo2372]

U went to a tourist trap

[@somegreekdude9225]

You sure you didnt go to africa

[@Nathan-xm7rw]

Every crazy news story starts with "Florida man..."

[@averynewtown2782]

Moisty Boi theres actually a pretty good reason for that

[@tylerr.1306]

Avery Newtown what's the reason?

[@averynewtown2782]

Tyx The Afro Guy other states have laws that prevent most things from being on the news but florida doesn't. that added to an incredibly high amount of tourists and vacationers and it being( I think ) one of the top 3 most densely populated states in America just increase the chance of something stupid happening

[@averynewtown2782]

TheOtherWhiteBread0 it does! most states just don't let reporters report on it to the public

[@hamishd6389]

The Adventures of Florida Man is my favourite comic book series

[@nakoete8521]

My favorite Kendrick Lamar song; Piss in my Mouth, I'm Dying of Thirst

[@adamorlando8914]

💀💀

[@miguelotten1172]

Thank you Nakoete, very cool...

[@fundude6127]

Promise that you will piss in my mouth

[@notyet6154]

Right as I read that he says it in the video

[@joshcook4920]

fungirl1234321 have you got a 1000 bucks?

[@devinandre4027]

I love when I find old Charlie videos I’ve never seen before

[@TubularToob]

$18 for a shot of fireball? I'd rather give myself a cinnamon enema

[@SackPotatoGaming1173]

I believe its called a Cinnema

[@SackPotatoGaming1173]

xDeedles literally already commented that you fuckin mook

[@SackPotatoGaming1173]

xDeedles probably for the Best seeing as Your parents would wanna late term abort you

[@Hank..]

"How bad could it b- 18 DOLLARS!?"

[@godlysmoking]

Average price of fireball in Cali is 13 for a bottle.

[@woefulkingoddy5941]

I live here and yeah. I knew it was coming too. lol.

[@Jabroney]

"meat and semen diner" is what im going to call my restaurant now, thanks

[@moistassmuncher844]

Jabroney I can't wait to visit your fine establishment.

[@aidandixon6028]

I was eating a meal too....

[@Asavaka]

Sounds like a gay bar

[@metalsludge8205]

formerly Chuck's

[@Jayonthehill]

@@indrerazas7910 no, the filling of the fine desert would be called boogers n cum

[@noahhecker6672]

I love listening to this guy’s stories. They’re so entertaining and relatable

[@callumr9365]

Miami is the dark souls of cities.

[@justinp.9046]

Callum R That'd be Detroit my friend.

[@John-de9id]

Dark souls is fun af tho

[@keycrafter7471]

It's mostly EA Games

[@d.b.2917]

COMPTON

[@morescodesup2087]

Tokyo is the dark souls off Mom and pop stores

[@iLolipop]

the real reason charlie hates miami is because scrappy doo was found dead in miami

[@_Dante_0]

Lolipop // beautiful doujin

[@oskark7676]

Lolipop fuck you for using that profile pic, i was enjoying myself and laughing at funny comments and then i see your FUCKING DEPRESSING PFP. you have ruined my day.

[@iLolipop]

Faded Minor you are so welcome dude, anytime

[@cobyobey6505]

Faded Minor I feel you 😢

[@aenain1565]

Dankfiete I don't recommend you that but if you really want just google 177013

[@shybaka2892]

I remember when I was like 5 and I went to Miami to visit my cousins, as soon as I got out of the car the weather felt like the Devil cooking a barbecue. It's so hot down there 🌇.

[@abelrazo7759]

Not really

[@nargycu8214]

It's not THAT hot down here. Yeah sure if you're wearing a black jacket around a sweater with a shirt along with black cotton jeans you may burn alive, but otherwise, it's not that hot.

[@k_god7207]

You've obviously never visited the southwest

[@loganhiltibidal799]

TheOtherWhiteBread0 That’s...that’s just...you know what? You’re right it’s the exact same temperature all over America because we’re on the same continent, good job on telling a these big dummies broski.

[@generalirohschicken9158]

Arizona-"Hold my beer"

[@possiblymad8226]

I'm in Broward, the county just north of Miami-Dade. Miami is a tourist trap, however the city itself is lively and, so long as you stay clear of the touristy spots and keep your wits, you'll have a fine time. I recommend Hollywood, Daytona, and Deerfield Beach over South Beach.

[@bobhydro913]

Hollywood beach still makes me want to slit my wrist In the water and attract bull sharks... I do enjoy the Ben and Jerry's over there though.

[@AceAttorny]

EIGHTEEN WHOLE SMACKEROONIES?!?

[@pikistikman]

AceAttorny No, go to any dive bar and it's $1 shots

[@DannyFreddy]

pikistikman Are you sure they don't water them down though?

[@alexwasherefirst]

Pheonix, you just need to turn your thinking around.

[@Hi-vt6lu]

“There was a homeless man” Says the homeless man

[@This_is_a_username]

He probably look in a mirror

[@icantthinkofausername2605]

@PROJECTMAYHEM Christ you're a saddo. He's making a joke about Charlie's appearance, which he himself does all the time. You're getting so offended over a joke which Charlie himself would probably make. Do you hate yourself that much that you need to project your hatred off onto people who did nothing to you?

[@enzolitz8411]

ahaha i put big words together means internet smart free karma ahahaha

[@Surr3alll]

@PROJECTMAYHEM PROJECTMAYHEM Hello! I would just like to tell you you are the most sad human being ive met in awhile! Ive got news for you, just because you recently stopped wearing diapers and completed ABC mouse doesnt mean your a big shot that can shit on anyone they want. All that shit you said before about you being a polyglot, handsome etcetera is all lies that you've been telling yourself. Its called self deception, deceiving yourself into thinking your the greatest person alive when you're really horrible in reality. Think of me as your wake up call, an alarm clock which is now beeping and beeping attempting to wake you up from this fucking dream youve created for yourself. Even if all that stuff is real (which i know its not) then how can you still manage to get this angry over a lighthearted joke charlie has made about himself in the past? Dont act like charlie is your husband. "dont speak like that about my man!" sounding ass. I suggest you grow up and stop idolizing youtubers. Its pathetic.

[@sisyphus3841]

:/

[@gmodguy749]

The Dark Souls of bars. The Dark Souls of beaches. The Dark Souls of storms. The Dark Souls of strip clubs. The Dark Souls of cities. The Dark Souls of Spring vacations.

[@nerf7674]

At least in dark souls you grow to like being fucked

[@wuntoo1687]

At least in Dark Souls you don't have to sell your fucking left kidney to have fun

[@Itamar536.]

More like kenshi

[@courier7794]

I mean, your not wrong

[@justicewarrior9187]

Dark souls of Douchebagery

[@imurmom4734]

I’ve lived in south Miami by the Everglades for YEARS, and it was super expensive. Now I live in up north Florida for way cheaper

[@IndraD]

Hi mom

[@imurmom4734]

@@IndraD Hello

[@IndraD]

@@imurmom4734 how you doing

[@imurmom4734]

@@IndraD Eh

[@midge_gender_solek3314]

$18 for a shot of Fireball? I wanted to know how cheaper it would be to buy it in Russia. (700ml is ₽884. A shot is ~30ml. 30ml is ~₽38 ≈ $0.61 18/0.61 ≈ 30.) It's nearly 30 times cheaper to buy a shot of Fireball in Russia than in Miami.

[@noname-wo9yy]

ти во yeah but you may be drinking methonol. I think around 3000 people die a year from bootleg alcohol in Russia.

[@taelordeaton2437]

213423 134242 I think about 10,000,000 people die a year from being russian

[@noname-wo9yy]

Taelor Deaton2 only in the 30s * not die are poisoned

[@GameXTwo]

Just buy a bottle of vodka, drunk fast and cheap. nice.

[@aradshekarian2096]

how come EVERYTHING is cheaper in Russia!?

[@Frankenbutt99]

Us Floridians need to band together to find this sexy piece of work.

[@lexaproishere]

Ikr I didn't even know he lived in Fl

[@greycloudnine]

i thought he was from Minnesota, next thing ik he’s talking about he’s from Tampa. never knew he would be shooting these videos right down the street lmaooo.

[@taka3000000o]

I'm with my man

[@shutupgaydog827]

I’m an hours drive away from Tampa. Get to rectal squanching, gamers

[@brohammanraging8908]

I just found out now he lived in FL that's cool

[@SamuraiPie8111]

for 18 dollars i could get like two cases of rolling rock

[@chuumboquay9728]

More like 2 pallets

[@flipflipflipadelphia2898]

Agent Bill Wilson Where the fuck do you live? A case of pbr costs 20 where I live

[@rustedtooth3015]

That nasty shit

[@horrorpretzel]

I can buy 3 meals with that money

[@FezzSanchez_]

A gram of weed and a six pack

[@ch3rry_b0mbz]

I’ve been sat here for nearly ten minutes, listening to this man and not one second have a been bored.

[@jeffaffects5813]

fireball is 20$ a bottle lmao

[@potato1341]

San the Man shit man, they charging you 2 bottles and an extra 2 bucks for a fraction of the bottle in that club then.

[@zab1142]

That’s almost triple the price everywhere else and I live in rural northern Canada 🇨🇦 and I would even pay that with a bootlegger

[@OriginalEch3Official]

Potato 4 u nuttard

[@potato1341]

Supac ? What are you trying to say?

[@OriginalEch3Official]

Potato sorry :D 20-2*8 is 4

[@grahamyodude]

This is why I always drink at home. You get like 20 times the alcohol for the same price

[@SoupSackHandle]

Loneliness: At least the alcohol is cheap...

[@grahamyodude]

@@SoupSackHandle dont you have friends who will drink with you in your house? You can buy 20 friends alcohol for the same price you bought your own at the bar

[@dustfart466]

grahamyodude same , I’m too cheap to blow my money on inflated alcohol prices.

[@QTpatootie95]

@@jacobstarr9010 thanks for telling us

[@tripical]

grahamyodude just take a Xanax or some soma lol

[@supimcactus]

Junior year in college?? Werent you a mysterious silent anime guy back then?

[@bobbywhite5319]

That was like freshman year for Charlie

[@pandabearian]

Yeah he was mysterious anime guy in freshman year jfc pay attention to the Charlie lore ffs smh

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

pandabearian We should have a fucking wiki about Charlie lore and his persona, Cr1tikal.

[@shadowrealmentertainment666]

I’m from Miami here and that was really spot on. Us, citizens here, party in our cribs or in the hood.Even we know the drill. Those places at the beach are built to burn a hole in your pocket.

[@AntFountains]

As a person who lives in Miami, some shit can be really expensive compared to other places. Have your vacation somewhere central or north of Florida

[@mrkage4967]

Don't come to central Florida, we don't want the tourists either

[@TheGrimStride]

But those are the worst parts of Florida. South Florida is literally the one reason to go to Florida except for Disney World

[@Random-bj3gf]

+April Sonnier how old are you?

[@agilitypop6859]

One time our family flew to Miami to go see other relatives that we haven't seen in 5 years. After we got there and put our stuff into our room, we were coming out of the hotel and the street outside of it was flooding a little bit from a broken fire hydrant down the road. So I decided to go check it out with my brother and we endded up being greeted to the sight of a homeless guy sipping up water on the ground from the broken fire hydrant that was continuously flooding the road. The guy honestly looked like he was on some crazy ass drugs or something. Since that day anytime I hear of "Miami in Florida" I always think of homeless people drinking from fire hydrants.

[@OmDahake]

I haven't laughed out hard like this in a while

[@TheGrimStride]

During spring break Miami hotels and bars usually up the prices to discourage Spring Breakers because they ruin everything

[@draconomorphus413]

Not like there's anything to ruin.

[@nephdrummond3168]

Really? It seems like they know that Spring Breakers will come no matter what, so they might as well make bank so they just cash in on it, and less like they want to discourage anything. Maybe it’s just Miami, they already have enough money from selling their drugs for actual money that they don’t even care about that XD

[@thanksforreadindmyunusuall3346]

People only go there because it was cool in the 80's

[@josephmedina7460]

Hey, it's still cool

[@LouAfterHours]

I live in Florida. Ask anyone and they'll tell you Miami is where you go to get a drug addiction

[@tommy6113]

For sure....IF YOIU ARE LOOKING TO DO SO!! I am sure this does not happen anywhere else in the US - there are only drugs in Miami

[@j.r.2674]

tommy6113 you are dumb if you believe that, sure, maybe drugs are worse in Miami, but her in California it’s bad people smoking or kids getting caught everyday lol.

[@almostdoesntcount6842]

@@j.r.2674 smoking what? Weed? Lol.. there's some fucked up drugs down here

[@nicknicknick1159]

@@almostdoesntcount6842 come to the midwest where your neighbor is dead from abusing oxys

[@s0n0n35]

MIKENIKE your house in the hood is still big, detached, drive, garage the lot I bet. Shhiiieeettt I bet you gotta pool

[@wp6192]

But can I break springs in Miami?

[@Boundless2k10]

Sorry, you can only fix in miami springs (actually the season doesn't matter)

[@Lexcah]

nope, you cant afford it :/

[@Mitchtits]

What kind are we talking here, coil springs or leaf springs

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

You can spring break your legs instead. Its far more enjoyable. That city is a beach side sess pool.

[@songphitran1485]

lmao

[@TilcTac]

“There’s a big drug problem there” *Every large city ever*

[@goose33]

Any town now

[@themagickalmagickman]

Miami is special since it was the original coke city back in the 80's and grew off coke money

[@guacamolly_]

Rip Baltimore

[@YggBot]

@@themagickalmagickman have you been to Amsterdam?

[@Xenon1rth]

@@YggBot Difference is that in Amsterdam it's just chillax dudes whereas in USA it's maniacs who wouldn't hesitate to snort cocaine off your dead body

[@chakraboss9064]

this is why all the ig models live in miami, cuz they can get the miami experience without having to pay for anything because of their looks

[@Bradikan]

Tampa is gator poon land

[@nikhilc6786]

Tampa good

[@yosemiteyosemi488]

@@nikhilc6786 sure is

[@Lucifersfursona]

🍑🐊👀

[@LarryFart]

Why tf is bradikan here

[@Bradikan]

@@LarryFart why are you here?

[@SpyceBrain]

As someone who also lived in Florida but escaped that hell, I can confirm Miami sucks. Also about Miami not having bathrooms, there is one spot on the beach where a men/women's bathroom sign is stapled to a palm tree. So I can say, there is in fact a bathroom on the beach in Miami.

[@josharntt]

Key West excluding the tourists is the best/only good place in Florida.

[@dumbomontana]

there's a big ass bathroom by the playground/workout section between Miami beach and colins ave wtf are you talking about

[@dumbomontana]

J Arnett no it's not, that's an answer for old retired ppl there's plenty of great places in miami

[@CuteAnimeGirl]

St Augustine and St Petersburg are decent and affordable. But yeah, I agree Florida sucks to live in. I used to live in a shitty area of St Pete and it was ghetto.

[@seg162]

"look at all these beers and *alcohols"*

[@ducktender397]

"I don't recommend anyone ever go to Miami." Me who lives there- Alrighty then

[@charshepherd1384]

Omg his eyebrows are actual perfection

[@bipppery4924]

Char shepherd they don’t move

[@countdraco405]

Can't be unseen now

[@avontapalma1823]

I bet he doesn’t even appreciate the too😒

[@kaiserwaffen6818]

I cant stop looking at themand his super clear skin

[@matthewtrebs9738]

i never understood the obsession with how eyebrows look. as long as you have them and theyre not a unibrow, they all look the same to me and ill never notice them. sorta like how i assume liking calves is a meme. idk, i hear girls talking about caring about how their eyebrows look but i never understood it

[@sai-cx]

can you just spend 30 seconds longer talking please

[@uraid]

Why does this have 122 likes It’s a simple request Wha- what I don’t understand, what the- wh- Why does this have 122 likes??

[@cameronhill7846]

@@uraid 10 minute mark for monetization

[@cedricleclercq8113]

Yea

[@steakhotpot4719]

@@uraid heeeeey wait a second are you trying to bait for r/woooosh's

[@Bigdoppa3]

@@uraid anyone can like whatever the fuck they want bitch

[@KazzKobb]

Just come here to Tokyo. You can get wasted in less than $10 drinking in the streets lol

[@wattsify003]

Kaz Kobb for real???!!!

[@leftm4510]

in my country one bottle of beer is 0.40 cents

[@dariantillman7050]

Kaz Kobb well that’s because Asians don’t know how to handle their liquor.

[@KazzKobb]

Wattsify Yea man haha

[@KazzKobb]

left m Is it in a downtown or in an urban area??

[@jaspermidnight850]

I absolutely love how charlie has no fancy gaming setup and still has an appealing background

[@gavo7911]

Homeless magician for Official Podcast?

[@ratprophet_6147]

Choke On My Lijiang Tower lol yea

[@PigCake]

I can definitely do that

[@CaveTroglodyte]

ITS DA COICANE WIZARD

[@ocloud7389]

LeGrandeAutismo Boi The Stoned Sorceror

[@CaveTroglodyte]

And for the next act, MAGIC USING MOLLY!

[@SushiFairy]

Miami is so expensive that the citizens have resorted to crafting and selling drugs 😟

[@Clay3613]

San Diego also has nothing to do and all the commercial stores close early. Giant Bomb told me this.

[@Sinoops]

Been to San Diego and can confirm. It's a pretty cool city

[@UhOhTheStoveIsOn]

No there aren’t as many drugs as people believe in miami

[@Prodozul]

Can confirm am selling drugs to keep the roof over my head.

[@SushiFairy]

Maui Caui free parking in a big city is a blessing 🙏🏼

[@darkfuture7059]

i just endured a 3 minute ad for a webinar, so that Crit1kal can make that bank.

[@connerjenn9467]

DELVIN they get their ad revenue as soon as the ad plays, so you endured it for nothing hahahah

[@nonenope886]

Conner Jenn Actually they do get paid more

[@alexfoc223]

God satan they get paid more if you click the link

[@Danny-no3hl]

He donates it anyway

[@Cris-dm1nt]

Also pro tip especially if you come to eastern europe and you need to find a bathroom, go to casinos, they always have a bathroom and if you need just put in the smallest amount of cash you can so the attendant does not kick you out.

[@NickFordCPTMusic]

*Miami has left the chat*

[@marioe.4400]

* "Pitbull has destroyed the Server".

[@kayjay2024]

Mario E Underrated reply

[@gavinstebbins6350]

As someone who lives Miami, i agree with everything he said in this video.

[@ramdonalds3422]

But miami beach is way different then anywhere else in miami I live in north miami and everything is pretty cheap

[@Maks-tc5sc]

@@ramdonalds3422 or you're just that rich that you dont know 😂

[@cerebralwolf666]

@@ramdonalds3422 obviius tourist traps.

[@gdhallow3047]

Yea my family lives in Fort Lauderdale and you can find more people handing out prescription pills on the beach than at a hospital. I'm in Savannah GA though so I'm leaving cheaper and safer than both of those places.

[@petifogger2340]

Ram Donalds I live in Miami springs and it’s not that expensive

[@Warhero1171]

How expensive are the hotlines in Miami?

[@spadeofdarkness]

Free 99

[@insertnamehere7243]

John Rambo wrong number

[@Alex-gm4vo]

insert name here born in the usa huh?

[@Lazerfaced]

Wow sir, you are clever. Very clever indeed

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

I see what you did there

[@dariosalvi4962]

“We got a taxi, that was extremely expensive” *laughs in italian*