Florida Isn't Real

[@NaglTV]

“Call the chicken ambulance?” Truly a shame that Florida doesnt have the chicken health care infrastructure that so many of its feathered denizens deserve.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

[@i-love-anime-idols]

Im not better than penguinz0 ;(

[@chxse8685]

this isn't patented yet is it

[@lordawsome5545]

@@i-love-anime-idols nobody is

[@Joe_.]

Kentucky fried care

[@cocob7370]

Charlie, it is your sole responsibility to follow this story through. Drop everything and become detective Charles. Interviews, attend the trial, give us the story we deserve

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

Better Call Moist

[@wool578]

johnny depp v. amber heard move over, it's time for the men to have their fun.

[@comedyjortsgamer4307]

there's no jury more impartial than one with charlie in it

[@Daniel-vn6zr]

Hell Yeah!

[@xghostcat6957]

officer greg

[@RainbowJester]

As a non-Floridan, I cannot confirm nor deny that Florida is real

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@Diedqra]

Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

[@makanih808]

Ah yes. schrödinger's florida

[@monerix6858]

As a Floridian resident I can confirm that we are not real.

[@Newjerseyblows]

I lived in Florida for about a year and saw so many unreal things. I once saw a guy get into a full on fist fight with a raccoon. The guy ended up pulling out a board so the raccoon was awarded the decision by DQ.

[@jillvalentinefan77]

Please tell me that Raccoon kicked that guy's ass.

[@marineburger1069]

😭

[@jonathanathor117]

Bucky had enough of Rocket's BS.

[@sylentnote]

I once saw a guy driving a lawn mower on the sidewalk/side of the road

[@Yuhyurfrd]

​@@jonathanathor117 LMAOOO

[@conkcreatbb]

this feels like seeing a 14th century king having to solve the peasant’s problems one by one and there’s just these two guys fighting over a chicken trying to get the other publicly beheaded, splendid

[@adopted996]

Lmao

[@PabloEskimofo]

Maybe all along WE are the chickens running around with our heads cut off… This has been my Jaden Smith moment of the day, thank you

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@Caleb OKAY I've never heard of these, holy shit.

[@captainsprinkles6557]

Can't wait for the new Oversimplified

[@newtonianromance]

Lmao yes

[@regrowablesoup9671]

Charlie is right about roosters being aggressive. I've owned rooster before and have been attacked. Left a scar on my hand when it jumped at me and I couldn't move my fingers for a week. Their talons are sharp

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

[@Diedqra]

Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off💀💀💀

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

[@ProfessionalTroll420]

I own 14 now and can confirm. You can’t be aggressive with them either cuz it’ll piss them off more lol

[@aaronwild2894]

Did you try hitting hit with a stick?

[@burnished]

As someone in the farming community, keeping Roosters that show any aggression towards people is not acceptable. If the guy wanted a pet rooster, he needs to keep it contained in his yard. Roosters of large sizes can have really huge, damaging spurs they'll try to kick you with. Honestly the guy that had the rooster is lucky no one called animal control on it for attacking people in the community.

[@kojikakoifish2862]

This was my thought, he let the thing run loose onto other people's property. Where's his charge for failing to contain his animal? If the rooster did nothing and just showed up on someone else's property they'd be well within their rights to shoot it, baffles me that anyone would even contemplate charging the other guy with a felony.

[@tornadodee148]

instead, it was James who had animal control called on his ass simply for defending himself from the aggressive animal. what a world we live in.

[@Beelzebubby91]

If you have chickens, don’t you keep them in a pen all the time anyway unless you live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere? There’s clearly a road right next to the guys house and cars could run them over. I don’t think he cares about them much.

[@zd5587]

Seriously they hit a main vein in your leg or jump high enough to reach your crotch and it’s all over.

[@screaming9291]

Gc

[@5amura115]

Feel bad for James. He seems like a simple good ol boy. Probably can't spell too good but damn it he'll get you back on the road if you're broke down type of guy.

[@stevegg9654]

I love how Charles brings the hard hitting stories to the masses. Without this we would never have known about the chicken police. True heroes don't always wear capes... sometimes they just wear white tees

[@HoloTWWOriginal]

"Charles" cringe

[@FreakyHimmel]

@ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ I love you bbg 😘

[@dzikowy7]

He's a jesus christ after all

[@jazzman7842]

@@HoloTWWOriginal you cannot be saying that with your name and pfp

[@sidthesloth4668]

@ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ you are mid

[@MoonWielder]

James could go ahead and sue for getting wrongfully arrested. The owner of the rooster is the only one that is accountable for keeping his animals on his territory, and this clearly shows how irresponsible the owner was. This is so clucked up!

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

[@mikespiegel5990]

I agree. Roosters are farm animals and very very aggressive, I don't blame the guy for hitting it. Also they don't give up, sometimes people do accidentally kill roosters just trying to leave the scene without serious injury.

[@penesan3983]

I see what you did there with the end of your comment. That part clucked me into tears. 😆

[@PG-jc8bz]

This is a very very sad story 😢 😔 😞

[@AstoricaArt]

In the case of dogs, the owner is at fault if their dog is not contained properly and runs around attacking people. I understand the damage a rooster can do is usually not as bad as what a dog can, but I think it's unfair that this man is getting a felony charge for defending himself against an animal that wasn't contained properly.

[@MysticFNW]

Charlie the only guy to sit down for 10 minutes talking about someone who killed a chicken and didn't call the chicken ambulance or chicken police.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ZTGOfficialYT]

His content is boring isn't it

[@redhairedgodlybeast3143]

@@ZTGOfficialYT nah tbh

[@MysticFNW]

@@ZTGOfficialYT boring but entertaining.

[@BlackBeavisThataIsntReallyBlac]

Chicken police lmaooo 😭😭

[@deepdivemusic5181]

A felony for a rooster??? This is just Skyrim logic at this point.

[@Clara-ti7tv]

I've owned chickens for years and it is true that most roosters tend to be aggressive. Usually I just shuffle them around with my foot until they give up but its terrifying to people who don't have experience with roosters. They've got sharp spurs on the backs of their legs that can leave pretty big puncture wounds. I have two scars on the back of my leg from my rooster.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

[@jstarzzz6638]

you should block these bots man

[@honeybelle1203]

Isn't there a procedure where the spurs can be removed, or is this considered unethical? I've never gotten to own farm animals (although I would love to raise chickens NGL) so my knowledge in that field is lacking.

[@brertt8350]

@@honeybelle1203 people do it with cats and you have to break their nuckles and fucked up in general. Also chickens and roosters are usually owned in hundreds so it would be pricey paying someone who's certified to humanely do that shit

[@gamebotsonline]

@@honeybelle1203 I think you can, there's also a procedure to remove the sharp part of the beak. The beak one is awful and usually just done in mass farms, I'm not sure about people's thoughts on the spurs procedure, though I wouldn't bother with it myself. Their claws are plenty sharp enough as well anyway, best to wear tall heavy boots for protection.

[@spyterpig]

Jason seems like one of those people that say "my child can do no wrong" when they are a future mass murderer.

[@SmileFlame3]

@@MamadNobari Not even that, he’s one of them who says their kid is an angel even when their kid is guilty for a worldwide massacre

[@hiruharada2650]

I once was in a daycare with a big fat chicken just like that.

[@heruhcanedean]

I have a rooster named Dik-Dik (he's named after a species of antelope). He looks really cool and he was the least aggressive of the 2. "Rooster Stew" is a recipe and now I have 1.

[@mothvile]

not even that, he's the type to not have kids

[@1biasedherbertfan979]

@@SmileFlame3 not even that he’s one of them people who say there kidsthe sweetest soul to ever live even when they nuked the entirety of Europe and Africa and turning into the joker mixed with killmonger

[@swordman128]

The “Australia is fake” conspiracy is what Florida is slowly developing into Edit: 3k likes holy shit thank you guys!

[@Marquis-Sade]

Thats a thing?

[@maddlepaddle420]

Stoooop they'll stop paying us for our performance...(if you could tell me were the fluck the money is btw id appreciate it 🤣)

[@LittleTea62]

I know this would be in here about the great land of Australia

[@zoe7159]

@@maddlepaddle420 NO because everyone keeps talking about it and I keep missing my pay checks because of it 🙄

[@maddlepaddle420]

@just a kreigan engineer Thankyou 🙏😩

[@hansstrudel9614]

For those who might not be aware of just how deadly roosters can be, there was a police officer in I believe it was the Philippines who had his throat slashed by a rooster from a cock fighting ring during a bust. To be fair it did have razor blades on its feet but it still tried to rip his throat out with zero hesitation.

[@krntkrkjdntbekftn3630]

@I am Jacob BB Jacob you’re so cool dude. Love ya Jacob, keep up the good work!

[@JMPM1]

Is he fine?

[@half-death8095]

Anything can be deadly if you try hard enough. The rooster shoudlnt have had the free reign it had though

[@ZF_Aspiris]

@@JMPM1 nah he died

[@benbramhallofficial]

@I am Jacob BB I love your content!

[@greychi]

this is why everyone loves florida. there's no better reality show. you should do "Florida Friday" every week where you cover florida news

[@jaydnrae9829]

When I was a baby my parents had a road island red rooster, appropriately named Red. He was taller than average, around two feet. He hated, HATED, my mother. Was otherwise completely fine. Sometimes roosters, if kept in bad conditions + don’t have hens around, are known to wake up one day completely different and terribly aggressive, especially to people. This was not Red, as the only person he ever hated was my mother. He would go outside her bedroom window, which is on the first floor but high up, and would jump up over and over again to stare at her. If she went outside, he would absolutely chase and attack with full power. If she wanted to get out of a car, she would open and close the opposite car door where he would run to, and then bolt inside while he was confused. It’s not uncommon for roosters to do this to people who have wronged them or something, but my mom never did anything to this chicken. Dude just hated her.

[@dree35]

@@hex1233 dudes mom ra***d the rooster im cryin

[@ساهرمحمدحسانعلي]

why the fk did u keep it

[@drnugs3181]

Red was the home owner

[@skriller7102]

That's when you either give it to some sort of animal rescue center or drop it off on the curb somewhere

[@XX-jk7hx]

Your poor Mom! 😂🥲

[@varsity.1]

I recently finished a geology class this last semester. My professor explains that the landmass of Florida did not come from North America, and it drifted itself into America over the course of millions of years. I didn't think I had yet another reason to believe Florida isn't real already. edit: I had to take a class w a lab since I'm a transferring art major, so this was the first time I was hearing about Florida's shimmy shimmy into what is now the United States. Other people can explain it better than me in the replies :)

[@freakyanimegal8]

I am a geologist and I can confirm. ....I know that sounds like a meme, but no, really, Varsity 1 is completely right

[@General_Grievance]

Yeah I think it might have broken off of Australia... no take backs

[@varsity.1]

@Zentosi I WISH I WAS

[@bourne8636]

@@General_Grievance 🤣🤣

[@OfficialFroge]

oh it is real lol it's a fucking long ass state.

[@my9thaccount140]

I love how you can essentially kill a human being in Florida if they’re threatening you, but if you do the same thing to a chicken you’ll be arrested. Florida is just magical.

[@OnlyGrafting]

When chickens start learning to hide firearms and blades then sure.

[@trevor5456]

@Draven's Cringe Gaming Unless your talking about a purse dog your not gonna do well if it’s actually aggressive. I can also tell you’ve never spent time around roosters if you think it’s something to just brush off. I know many farm hands who have had multiple stitches from aggressive roosters

[@makennak78]

Skyrim irl

[@aikamartinez013]

Bruh get over it. It's been over like 10 years already.

[@my9thaccount140]

@Draven's Cringe Gaming What the hell happened while I was gone? What kind of debate did my comment spawn?

[@brassplyer]

I applaud your ability to keep a straight face while discussing this.

[@Toucanbird]

I’ve seen enough court cases of animal violence to tell you that if this gets taken to civil court, this is not going to go well for Jason. As the owner of the pet, it is HIS responsibility to make sure the animal is contained. He knew the animal ran loose in the community and I get a laugh at him saying the rooster “played” with the neighbor’s kids. The fact that James is facing felony charges is laughable. If I was the judge, I’d drop those charges immediately. Jason’s side of the story is incredibly stupid. I grew up on a farm with chickens. Roosters don’t “play.” They are very aggressive and mean. If the kids are throwing rocks at it, they aren’t “playing.” They are trying to get that mean son of a bitch to leave them alone. Jason’s story sounds like one of complete nonsense and wishful thinking. I agree the one thing James did wrong was not communicate about the situation. He should have been the one to call animal control to say he got attacked by the neighbor’s rooster and talk to the neighbor instead of leave it dead in a ditch. To be fair though, I get the feeling James didn’t like the rooster and I hardly think him killing it was an “accident.” When he was swinging the stick at it, he probably was trying to kill it while it was attacking him. Still, if Jason is telling the truth and the rooster attacked him, then he is entitled to self-defense, despite how “small” the animal is.

[@narwhal9852]

It's literally all speculation. Animals are completely unpredictable and using force when one even runs up on you should be justified. I punched a lady's dog before it was running straight towards me, turns out it was friendly... but how was I supposed to know it didn't mean harm There's literally nothing on him. If anything Jason should be the only one looked at. The fact James spent anytime behind bars over pure speculation is a complete injustice and a major abuse of our justice system

[@justaregulardude895]

It won't go to civil court unless the rooster owner can prove that he lost money from it. Animals are property and are worth precisely ZERO dollars to the civil court system unless the animal was a working animal or a show animal and you lose income from the death of the animal. Nobody gets money in court from someone killing your pet...that's probably why he pressed criminal charges. It's the only way to get "justice" in that scenario.

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

Could you expand a little on how you were raised with chickens? I picture something like Kiplings "Jungle book".

[@RomnysGonzalez]

@@szymongrabarczyk3561 I grew on a farm/home where we got chicken's because well you got a rooster and chicken's to get free eggs, sell them and such. That's probably what he mean by growing up with Chicken

[@StripesW]

@@justaregulardude895 Maybe I don't understand the American civil court system, but your comment seems wrong to me. For starters, animals are property, and therefore they have value. Would the civil court not also deal with things like noise complaints and similar neighbourly disputes? Civil courts can give punitive damages to a party right?

[@squeeblebop]

this making the news is so wild to me, i live in a super rural area where having your dog shot and killed for being too close to someone’s house is a super regular occurrence

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Roosters can be actually aggressive and attack people, so I feel like his story about it being self defense is pretty believable

[@da_roachdogjr]

Especially since they were friends...

[@Lokokid0]

The only thing that I question is why the guy had a big stick in the first place.

[@valentinghita1264]

@@Lokokid0 when i see couple dogs on the street i generally pick a stick to jave on my hand in case i get attacked. Could have been the same thing eith the rooster

[@Пинагод]

@@Lokokid0 Dude's literally surrounded by plantation, and it's a mistake to let an animal with claws near you. It's best to keep it farther away to let it know that it isn't welcomed near you.

[@michaelrogers7386]

I've had geese attack me and honestly its only scary if your a child. But I 100% would ok killed the rooster and eaten thee evidence

[@Wulfpack1]

I had a rooster as a child and that thing grew to the size of a small dog. Let me tell you, when a rooster puffs up and starts doing that threatening dance he isn't posturing. His is going to attack 100%. I got into literal fights with it and he would always manage to do damage to me. Now that I'm older I know that I could have easily lost an eye. Most are no problem but every now and again you get a Gallo Negro (Black Chicken) which is a term used for the biggest baddest rooster/person there is (Not always but the myth perpetuates that those roosters usually they tend to have black or grey feathers). The term gets referenced in the movie Blood In Blood Out to describe Paco.

[@YerMate]

Yo same, we had a rooster when I was really young and can also confirm they are scary bastards. Ours not only terrorized my brother and I, but also the neighbours kids on either side of us hahah, we clipped it's wings but he was a bloody good climber and glider

[@StayProteus]

fellow former chicken raiser here to say this guy ^^ is 100% correct. We had a black hen that was the lone survivor of several straight up slaughters that took out all the other rhode island reds, we named her ninja and she died of old age. Texas racoons are something else and for anyone looking to move to Texas with chickens just know you need to build your coop like fort knox and lock it up right at dark every single night and be prepared to kill racoons, foxes, skunks and anything else on sight.

[@soundtheartist9212]

Careful with saying the Spanish word for black. You might get attacked by wild Twitter users wandering onto other platforms like that rooster wandered into other people's yards.

[@tony_5156]

Gallo negro 😈 New mma fighter nickname

[@justray8841]

@@YerMate bro I remember i stopped going outside bc our rooster would fight me on sight 😭

[@mikemfbellmann]

Me and my little bro have actually played the ''lets throw rocks at each other for fun game'' as kids one time. The fun part was not being able to see the rocks coming through the thick brush. It ended in him bleeding from his head as you would expect, but it is most definitely a thing 🤣

[@jimmio3727]

@last-chance_ Funny, I got hit with stones by the neighbors kids and I sat on my porch with my Red Ryder BB Gun (1-pump) waiting for four hours for them to return. They're goddamned lucky they took a different path. I was 6 or 7.

[@jordanmercier3616]

We used to have rock fights at school when the teachers were at the other side of the playground. My one friend ended up getting a few stitches in his head. Definitely a real thing, kids are stupid lol.

[@succubliss379]

I was going to say me and my friends threw rocks and I got hit with one the size of a softball and it left a basketball size bruise on the front to back of my thigh lol Edit: I lied I was about 16

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Clearly Charlie never learned of a good ol' rock fight.

[@mortenrl1946]

Even in death, Big Roo is still causing a stir in the community

[@spencerpatton667]

As a Mississippian and former rooster owner, those birds are very aggressive and our pet rooster would attack my sister and I to the point where we'd take a golf club with us every time we went outside. Our dad eventually blew its head off with a 12 guage

[@reignsewap4978]

👀👏🤣😂 fs awesome!

[@rasmachris94]

Well that escalated quickly. I mean it really got out of hand fast.

[@drewwtyy]

poetry 🤌🏼

[@ian4175]

@@rasmachris94 brick killed a guy.

[@XL1813]

Brutal lol

[@matija9]

Totally on James side... Who know how long the neighborhood had to suffer from the roosters terror. I'm sure he didn't want to kill him but cmon putting a man in jail over a self defense act against the rooster is just so ridiculous...

[@hampter8992]

I honestly think he's in the wrong for killing it, he just shouldn't have been in a position where he had to fight it. As "dangerous" as roosters can be according to these experts in the comments, you can easily avoid confrontation. Obviously he didn't mean to kill it, nor did he deserve a felony charge/jail time, but there should be some kind of compensation (A fine or smth). Pets carry a lot of emotional value, and it hurts to lose them.

[@bobthepancake2870]

@@hampter8992 What else was he gonna do? It’s a free roaming rooster, with no supervision by the owner, I don’t blame him for killing it. Rooster are aggressive af and can even be lethal

[@hampter8992]

@@ATOMIC_V155 you’re the one who sounds naive to anyone with experience with roosters, there’s literally no situation where you’d be forced to engage it, and no it wouldn’t try to fly at you and slice your throat. You make it seem like roosters are a dangerous animals that prey on humans or some shit lol

[@SephTheHuntress]

@@hampter8992 Ever owned a rooster? Them shits are genuinely terrifying. It FOLLOWED him to his residence, and he used self defense to bat it away, but he hit it in the head instead. Not all Roosters are bad, but some are just so god damn bad...

[@rickyricardo3551]

​@Hampter You have never been by a rooster have you . I would go as far as saying you are probably a city dweller or suburbanite. You made that obvious when you said there would never be a need to defend yourself against a rooster . Incase you didn't know rooster, fyi they will attack unprovoked and they can go after you face , chest ,legs . So an aggressive roosters life is not worth a single scratch on a human or pet so it's better for everyone for that rooster to be gone.

[@dcmirk]

I've raised chickens, and roosters can be very aggressive. I'll never forget the most bad ass rooster I ever met, I had to go get geared up in chaps, Carhartt jacket, work gloves and welding mask, in the middle of Oklahoma summer, to battle this rooster for five minutes to butcher him. That rooster would have killed me without my PPE.

[@bozzskaggs112]

You are not the first person with a story like that.

[@userofusername4981]

This sounds like the beginning of a modern rpg

[@iron_Will]

"Florida isn't real." - A Floridian Honestly, an eminently believable quote

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@Diedqra]

Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off💀💀💀

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

[@maddisocute7]

@@I_quit_trolling_now L

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

@Jack Wrath silent bot.

[@mateob.g.1849]

When Charlie said “who throws rocks at each other for fun ?” I thought back to the times growing up On my block and throwing pebbles at each other with my childhood friends. Game would usually end once the rocks started going up in size… but then again I’ve been raised in SW Florida

[@draculastraphouse6637]

Holy crap I swear I was about to make this exact same comment, as a kid we'd throw rocks at each other and shoot bb guns at each other too, lucky we never got seriously hurt lmao but this is in Texas

[@scottcantdance804]

Grew up in SE VA; we used to throw rocks at each other also.

[@MediocreTCG]

I'm 30, and I would love to throw rocks at each other right now.

[@miraclefool9244]

I was thinking that kids do when they used to go outside to make fun for themselves before the internet

[@Naptosis]

My dad and his childhood friends used to propel very small rocks at each other; BBs. Well, one eye later they decided to stop...

[@jacob79001]

A friend of mine had a male pheasant regularly try to attack him on his land. He ended up having to use a stick to get it to go away but even when he poked it pretty hard it would keep going for him.

[@BAGGStheAugmented]

The way he said "Call the chicken ambulance?!?!?", I lost it.... I'm hurting now because I laughed so hard.

[@unknownvariable9239]

Roosters are aggressive. I fully believe he got attacked by the rooster and defended himself. He should not be charged with any crime.

[@MbitaChizi]

Ok Dont read my name 😑.........

[@Diedqra]

Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off💀💀💀

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@frisky_dart7273]

So many bots…

[@jahcobtomas2840]

this man is everywhere, respects

[@T-minus-infinite]

My hypothesis is James didnt like the rooster and when it attacked him it gave him a reason to fight back (rightfully in my opinion) and then he killed it and didnt really care

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

[@calvinwilson3617]

You are implying he tried to kill it which is simply a baseless accusation. If he was previously attacked by this rooster he would have been legitimately afraid of this animal and wouldnt be holding back. If this was a huge threatening dog or wild animal that had been left wandering unsupervised we wouldnt be having this conversation. At some point this rooster WOULD have harmed someone

[@James-134]

Yeah I hated that bitch ass rooster always waking me up

[@bobobsen]

@Jack Wrath you have the absolute laziest comment history I've ever seen

[@SomeGuy-fi5mj]

@Jack Wrath so do you hate Charlie or not? Hard to tell with your comment history

[@Kross8761]

If Jason really did feel that "Big Roo" was a pet then just explaining that he attacked you and then you defended yourself probably wouldn't go over very well. I've seen people lose their shit when a large dog who could really mess someone up would attack people and then they either shoot or hurt the dog to chase it away, they get defensive immediately. "Oh Mr Fluffles wouldn't hurt a fly! He's the gentlest dog I've ever had!" While a child's dismembered leg is dangling from the dogs mouth. Honestly the best way to handle having to kill any animal (pet or wild) is to file a police report, let them handle it, but get them involved from the outset so that they can't use the fact that you didn't call them against you. I've had to shoot aggressive wild animals to defend myself, and the first thing I do is either call fish&wildlife (if it's a wild animal) or the local police (if it's a pet, which thankfully I've not had to do) My family used to have a basset yellow lab mix and a neighbor (not a close neighbor, like 4 miles away) came into our yard one day claiming that the dog had attacked and killed his goats (well our yard is fenced and the dog had stumpy basset legs and was blind as a bat at the time) and he insisted that he watched our dog chase down and maul his goats. The police AND fish&wildlife were dragged into it and they concluded that not only was our dog not responsible, he couldn't have been responsible because the goats had been attacked (fairly obviously) by a bear. Our dog was ancient, blind, and nearly toothless, even if he had managed to "escape" the fence AND walk 4½ miles while blind, he physically couldn't have chased down young healthy goats and torn into them the way the neighbor described. People behave entirely unreasonably when it comes to their pets.

[@Pepe-pq3om]

But imagine how weird it would be to call the police to notify you just killed a rooster in self defense

[@ethanherrera2300]

I didn’t actually read this I just liked👍

[@JasonsWeirdPizz]

I am ashamed to be a Jason

[@setup0181]

@@Instabruh.User.. good for you

[@setup0181]

@@Instabruh.User.. just find some Twitter users

[@FiveMedusaSquid1]

I wasn’t paying attention to when he said the guy killed the rooster I thought he said the rooster got arrested 😂

[@patnev9296]

So, speaking on experience of my sister owning chickens and a small rooster, I have to believe James here. Her rooster is small but even it runs at you to attack when you open the hen enclosure or if you get too close to the hens - basically where it feels it needs to protect its area. Even that is scary (got good videos of my brother running away screaming), especially as you just don't know what to actually do. It is also irresponsible of Jason, especially if he wasn't home, to leave his rooster outside. Whenever my sister leaves home, she ensures that her hens and rooster are in the enclosure for both their safety and others - particularly with the other wildlife around. Even at home, she has cameras around the house so can call them back to the garden if they stray into other people's properties. The only bit James could have done is talk to Jason and apologise however even then, it doesn't sound like Jason was in so perhaps he didn't get the chance. Sad for the Rooster but I have to say, Jason is the main villian here if you ask me as clearly just didn't do enough to ensure his Rooster was safe.

[@Bitna01]

As someone whose family used to own some roosters, I can also confirm that they're aggressive bastards.

[@RIPDerek20]

As someone who used to pick up roosters and fly them around like airplanes to their utter enjoyment, I cannot grasp how someone could be afraid of them. How is it they hurt or threaten someone? Pecks to the ankles?

[@tim3780]

@@RIPDerek20 They can be really agressive. My Family Had many roosters over the time, most of them were pretty chill, but this one rooster haunted me as a kid. Whenever i opened the gate this devil rushed across the yard flapping its wings and tried to attack me with its claws. Never had Problems with other roosters

[@Kittsim]

@@RIPDerek20 Eh something chases you down, you're bound to be spooked. One used to chase me down when I was 7, them shits are fierce.

[@obama_man9933]

@@RIPDerek20 a grown rooster has spurs that can get really sharp and if they hit the wrong way, which is the way they try to hit you, it can impale skin

[@dranktf]

@@obama_man9933 yes they have sharp spurs but it’s really not a big deal. Everyone seems to forget that they’re chickens and just running towards them scares them shitless.

[@MegaMangafan1]

As being someone who resides in Florida... I can confidently say this state is a cesspool of a different breed of human beings and intelligence.

[@OIeka]

Jacob! My man! You’re a real one, you shouldn’t put yourself down home dog!

[@johnnyeast7853]

Busted out the Squidward dance 🤣. Touche Charlie

[@wallybloc1415]

Charlie suggesting the Owner should maybe keep the Rooster on a leash is unitonically the funniest part of this video

[@dontgetmarried]

They actually sell chicken harnesses for leash walking lmao 🤣🤣

[@biggiechungus784]

From what the dude described, that is pretty much exactly what roosters do when they attack. My family had chickens growing up. Most were hens, but we had a few roosters too. They can get pretty big, and they have spurs that are actually really sharp and can cause real damage. Luckily, our big guy was really chill and didn't mind people or our dogs. We had one that was a smaller breed and was like a quarter the size of a normal chicken, and he definitely had little man syndrome. He was so small though, that when he was getting aggressive you could just lightly scoot him over with your foot. Or if he jumped at you, you could hold out your shoe and he would bounce off

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[@Birdstangg]

I knew someone who had this same situation too lol. Had a huge, scary looking jersey giant rooster who was very docile, and a tiny bantam rooster that would attack you on sight.

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[@biggiechungus784]

@@Birdstangg chickens are so sweet. It's really interesting that they have their own personalities like that

[@accountlol7409]

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[@emmalonon8560]

Feeling so bad for Big Roo because he probably had untreated anger issues and lashed out because he wasn't given proper care/attention and could've been a very useful and efficient bird if he wasn't mistreated and i still come back to this video to think about him. Rest in peace Big Roo

[@Boarbatrice]

Sometimes roosters are just assholes. It’s how they’re bred to be to protect hens, they need to be aggressive to fight off animals that would try to harm them.

[@noonkibble]

Bro is in chicken hell

[@CCMASS]

Nah dude a lot of roosters are not willing to flay you open because they are absued, they're just tempered that way. Some just want to hurt things, they're dinosaurs dude

[@SinnerChrono]

"I have lived in florida my whole life." Oh you poor thing how you have suffered.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

[@Gh0stChili]

I too have lived MOST my life in FL, and it wasn't until I lived in WA for a few years that I realized just how bad FL is... And why it gets made fun of.

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

Born and raised Floridian, sadly we see weird shit almost every day

[@W42ny]

Florida really isn't bad.

[@adamgardiner5869]

As one of the actors who lives in "Australia" I can tell you the Green screen studio they use to make "Florida" is right next door.

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

Hey, where's the studio for "Washington"

[@kagalisenzumen]

If this rooster still had it’s talons, he could have opened the guy’s femoral artery with a well aimed scratch. Agressive roosters are no joke.

[@shadyobv1594]

“Who you gonna call..chicken ambulance” sounds like a kids show and a great one at that

[@bitsof]

florida is just where they test the unfinished npcs

[@squiddler7731]

So wait He found out the rooster was dead when he got home. So did he literally just allow it to roam freely while he wasn't even home? If so then that's another level of irresponsibility entirely, like at that point you don't even deserve to have your pet I feel

[@SmileFlame3]

Yes Yes he did

[@HuntHunt79]

Believe it or not but that’s how your supposed to raise chickens. Granted he should’ve had it fenced in or something at the very least when he was not home

[@memeplug5849]

@@HuntHunt79 it's not like a cat it could get eaten my a fox or a coyote and its not as agile as a cat also they are more aggressive than most cats in general

[@Nyax50Lopez]

I leave my chickens free but I teach them where to walk around in my land. My neighbors next door has his own chickens and let's them roam free in my yard because they fly over the fence. His chickens and my own chickens are friends with one another and you can hear them cluck around XD. My other neighbor is my aunt and she always throws anything like fruit and veggies that is about to go bad for the chickens. Adding info about my neighborhood: we are all basically raising chickens around XD like every single house may have tons of chickens or a few like me

[@Kratos-eg7ez]

@@memeplug5849 wtf are you talking about cats for? He was just saying chickens are supposed to roam freely for the most part, atleast until nighttime then they go to the coup. Maybe you just don't know, and so you try to compare a chicken to a cat?

[@patrikcath1025]

I thought "Big Roo" was just Charles making up a funny gangsta-sounding name until it was actually mentioned by the reporter and then I laughed

[@Splexx]

same here, lmao

[@JBJFX]

I met this guy at an airport once. He claimed this incident made him a celebrity and insisted I take a picture with him

[@careenz000]

The amount of content Charlie gets from having consistent access to Florida news is so clutch

[@Wibbybop]

@ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ Woaah it's totally not a bot!!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@stoutie18]

James is actually a very funny guy and has “I ain’t got time for that” vibes 😂

[@Papalasagna9]

5:55 when he's talking about "who would play let's throw rocks at each other?" That was me and my brothers, we actually did that

[@IballrightCelebs]

As a Floridian I approve this message

[@TheLoreShack]

Legend

[@Kamicore]

real

[@BleachDemon707]

SILENCE CHECKMARK

[@kbryce14]

as a floridian too, i second this

[@SeektheLordsface]

All the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing; He does according to His will in the army of heaven And among the inhabitants of the earth. No one can restrain His hand Or say to Him, “What have You done?” Daniel 7:18 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. 14:6 Professing to be wise, they became fools Romans 1:22 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose. Romans 8:28 whereas you do not know what will happen tomorrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and then vanishes away. James 4:14

[@Turntoash]

As someone from Tampa, hearing of someone going around licking shoes made me picture someone in ybor licking shoes so needless to say, I was not surprised when you said he was from ybor.

[@joshuacastro3450]

Agreed with everything Charlie, except throwing rocks at friends is a pastime I hold dear in my childhood. As a fellow floridian, the multitude of rocks we have are ripe for a good slinging

[@menthols4625]

Agreed. What young boy hasn't had a grand ol' time tossing rocks?

[@daquonsimmons8240]

@@ItzMalick DUDE STOP COMMENTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOW THE 20TH CHANNEL I HAVE SEEN U ON. YOU HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON THE JUBILEE CHANNEL, AND 1000 COMMENTS ON THIS CHANNEL, ADIN ROSS, LOVELIVESERVE, and MORE

[@zombehattack666]

One of my aunts fell victim to a rooster attack at the ripe age of 3. It's been about 23 years and she still has a semi-noticeable scar from it. Those things are mean!

[@Bossman-zw3cq]

Why am I not surprised it's Ybor. Ybor is to Florida what Florida is to America.

[@SoulPurposeGaming]

Florida is what happens when people just do whatever they want, and throw caution to the wind. It's a magical place, and I personally love it. Cali and New York has its fair share of crazy too, but adding alligators to the mix just takes it to another level.

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

_Florida_ is a cartoon.

[@stewartmullings1552]

You sound like a chill guy. I hope you upgrade your belt so you can become the world's greatest ninja soon enough. 🥷🥷

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

Ogayu

[@0v_x0]

And mind-altering humidity levels

[@0v_x0]

The brain works differently when the air feels like hot gelatin.

[@kittieshauntedourfantasy]

Random, but hearing about rooster attacks and stuff is so bizarre to me because my grandma has the sweetest rooster ever. Yes, I know they're notoriously aggressive, but that guy always follows you around, comes up to greet you, etc. His name is Lovebits and my family loves him to bits, in which he returns :)

[@Darkspines147]

My Grandfather used to raise Roosters, and I can vouch they are horrid, and if you own multiple, they DO have to be tethered about 4-6ft apart, otherwise they will tear each other apart. I've seen them do it, one got loose one day and it slaughtered 2 other Roosters before it died from injuries it received from the others.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@daquonsimmons8240]

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[@juuchanIRL]

@@daquonsimmons8240 report and move on.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

Sounds like an awesome cock fight.

[@justacommenter9389]

The breed of the rooster is usually very calm unless attacked

[@jeffypeters333]

Even if it turns out it wasnt 100% like violently coming at him or maybe hasn’t caused as much damage as he try’s to portray, I still feel it’s pretty safe to say that the rooster did still regularly antagonize people, and if the owner doesn’t have a proper pen / coop for him, with possibly other female hens which he could turn his attention to, as well as most likely stay closer to them to protect his female hens, then most likely this rooster would have been fine and happy. There’s no need to give the rooster full run of the property, to the point that he’s going onto other properties and kids are even having to scare him away! I feel this is totally the owners fault, there are SOOOOOOO MANY simple or small changes he could have made to give the rooster more reason or purpose to stay in his territory, as well as just letting him have a decent enough sized pen area that he can comfortably walk around in without having to wonder the whole property. I really think the guy who accidentally killed it probably didn’t mean to hit it hard enough to kill it, but again like how many of us have knowledge of how hard you can hit a rooster to deter it, but not kill it lol There are just so many factors here that show it was most likely an accident, and even if it was maybe a little too hard of a hit by your neighbour, COMMON there’s no need to press charges to the extent of him possibly facing LEGIT life changing jail time, over an accident/ petty disagreement! Maybe just have him buy you another rooster, rather than drag this crap out in court , racking up bills, wasting peoples time and money, it’s just dumb. Buy him a new rooster, apologize, shake on it, and the owner should then need to take more precautions to keep his pet on his property so things like this don’t have the chance to even occur! If he legit presses animal cruelty charges on this guy, that’s friggen redonkulous, I’m sorry chickens and roosters are a dime a dozen, I know you can still have attachment, but I highly doubt your closely hugging or bonding with your rooster daily like you would a dog. Had the neighbour bludgeoned a dog, with only circumstantial evidence of aggression, then ya, sure, charge the guy then or at least have it looked into, but don’t do this over a rooster man, you’ll have other roosters, I mean the way it was wondering around it sounds like it could have been killed by any random dog, or coyote in the area pretty easy, so I think this is just dumb!

[@vez3834]

This dude wrote an essay about a chicken and a pair of dumb humans.

[@juleswhite6713]

He should claim the "Stand your ground law" or at the very least have the State put an "attacking chicken clause" in that law. Roosters can be scary man 🤣🤣🤣

[@beefgoat80]

I ain't never heard of no "Florida". Sounds like the name of a planet in Star Wars or something like that.

[@SomeNameWithGambitInIt]

people underestimate how agressive roosters can be and they can do some real harm. so I very much believe he might have accidentially killed it in self defense. and personally I think it should be handled like a dog attack. if you are the dog owner you are responsible to prevent any attacks, if you fail to do so it's on you

[@CivilizedWasteland]

@You're Gonna Hate This it's a chicken it doesn't matter I bet you step on bugs all the time you hypocrite

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

@You're Gonna Hate This the neighbor was letting a rooster roam the neighborhood, not his job to learn how to deal with them.

[@TheCrazybloo3]

So the rooster died on someone else's property? If it did I don't see why there is a problem because the owner did nothing to keep it from trespassing.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@lilchromie]

I've always believed that Florida is the place where the barrier between earth and the hell dimension is the thinnest, resulting in the wacky shenanigans that ensue there.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ricardo762]

0:04 I knew there’s something up with this dude I mean the joke‘s the dry humor the hair the shirt, I knew he was from Florida I knew something was a foot.

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture5596]

DONT READ MY USERNAME!

[@skepticon9390]

“Something was a foot [sic]” Whose foot? Florida’s ? Charlie’s? Is it Charlie’s foot? Which one? Makes me wonder if something is afoot about the foot…

[@syjak9067]

RIP Big Roo. Gone but not forgotten.

[@brantbecker9255]

Roosters are aggressive, territorial, and absolutely fully capable of seriously injuring people. By allowing the rooster free roaming he basically allowed the rooster to claim the area as its territory and the rooster then acted accordingly to its nature and patrolled and defended its territory

[@r5yan102]

@@ItzMalick this is so fucking cringe man.

[@ironwolf5802]

As a kid my cousin had a farm with a roster that stalked me whenever I was there. It would be staying outside the closet window of the room I was in. I would wake up in the morning to that roster just stating at me. When I went outside he would follow me and change me especially if my older cousins were around who would throw rocks close to it to drive it back a couple feet for a moment.

[@comedyjortsgamer4307]

turns out as a kid ur cousin did not know how to treat animals let alone a farm animal like a rooster

[@mycookiehasnoname]

Was it you or the rooster that was in the closet?

[@NeuKrofta]

Bird Murder. This is something out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@newwavex8665]

All jokes aside, 5 years in jail for killing a rooster is insane

[@alpaqa]

We need a Dhar Mann & Florida Universe crossover, something like "Florida Man Throws Sausages At Mom, Instantly Regrets It"

[@TheCovertDeconvert]

Got a mid-roll ad for a fried chicken joint while watching this-good one, YT 😂

[@meganhoward7093]

I’ve owned many roosters throughout my life. Many of which were friendly. But those few that weren’t were out for blood and man could they hurt you if you didn’t have covered legs They weren’t large chickens either I would completely understand someone killing one of my chickens if it were loose terrorizing the neighborhood repeatedly

[@darthtrump6292]

That chicken definitely went out better than a factory farm chicken

[@contageouse1691]

Charlie: "who plays by throwing rocks at each other?" Me and my brothers: "yeah..... Who would do such a thing?"

[@ce461]

It is weird that’s why me and my cousins stuck to bottle rockets

[@jacksmith7726]

Yeah some kids throws rocks at me and my friend, so we thew rocks back as you do. Their parents walked past just shrugged and kept going.

[@trevst1473]

acorn fights are the best because they're all the same size and nobody can get cute and huck a rock that's way to big. plus you never have to worry about what you hit.

[@jacksmith7726]

A school there was huge pile cut trees vegetation dirt rocks etc to high to see over. And being idiot children we decided to hurl rocks etc over the pile at the kids on the other side, who we couldn't even see. And they did the same. Its was everybody's personal responsibility to watch out for rocks and get out the way

[@alexmcdonald4707]

I mean, my sisters and I would play dodge rock where you'd throw rocks at each other and avoid getting hit. Whoever bled and cried first lost. Many windows and things were broken while playing that game.

[@prescotalexander3928]

I lived next to a guy with an aggressive rooster and he refused to make a pin for it, he finally had to kill it after it attacked a kid and scratched her up pretty bad.

[@SanaChama]

I moved to SoFlo from NYC just a year ago. I thought nothing would touch me after the shit I’d experienced in the city, but in the one year I’ve spent in Florida so far I’ve seen the kind of shit that left me far more befuddled about the human condition that I thought possible. I’ve concluded that the Florida sun is baking these people’s brains and pretty much live indoors now 👌

[@joseycomedy5122]

Another legend is lost to violence. RIP Big Ru

[@Tekkerman]

Eminem bots

[@Max-Morgan]

My buddy lives on a farm, and he has stick to poke the rooster softly, and 99% of the time the rooster will run in defeat

[@fanasful]

As a farmers child, if a rooster attacks you just hold your foot up (preferrably with shoes on obviously) towards him. He'll start attacking your foot instead, which makes it easy to shove and get away.

[@deathninja16]

Does not always work when you got an assholish feather-foot like me lol. I will never hurt him but he climbs limbs when they're outstretched. He ain't normal. He can be cool then the next second you're his enemy so just vacate the area and let him work.

[@jackalj8571]

This worked every time! Roosters are dumb as hell and anyone who gets injured by one is even dumber for not wearing boots and long pants. Never was injured and had a very aggressive black rooster.

[@CleetusTheBun]

❤ I’m a Floridian as well and can confirm this place is mythical AF and sometimes you can’t even believe your own eyes. Although we have thought about moving to other places, we have sadly become rooted into the story book life that is Florida. RIP too roo

[@monhi64]

There aren’t many things more believable than one there being a guy in Florida with a totally unsecured aggressive rooster and two a rooster being aggressive as fuck. The Florida aspect is that somehow this made its way into the criminal justice system. Free my man James I swear to god lol

[@midnari]

Saw a place in East Point Georgia (Atlanta) that had roosters roaming around unsecured. Thought it was odd, it was right outside of a small military post.

[@Bryanox7]

free him till it’s backwards

[@pizzadeliveryman8740]

My friend has a big ass parrot and his b*tch*ss attacked me while I was peeing, and I remember panicking too. Obviously I don’t wanna beat up my friend’s pet but I still freaked out so I can side with James on the idea that fear was genuinely in play with his decision

[@Yo_wassup]

"attacked me while I was peeing, and I remember panicking too" ...did you piss on the floor or did you finish pissing while you were being attacked?

[@pizzadeliveryman8740]

@@Yo_wassup I think I hit the rim a little bit but I mainly prioritized putting the worm away and then ran out the bathroom so my friend could grab his monster. The thing is the bird never behaved that way with me before in every other scenario of me peeing in front of him, but this time idk maybe he wanted blood 😞

[@pizzadeliveryman8740]

@@Yo_wassup but to answer your question, yes I did manage to finish pissing mostly in the right spot, all while panicking and getting my ear bit like crazy. Parrots are no joke man my ear ached for a few days

[@bigdog42888]

@@pizzadeliveryman8740 He might of wanted your worm.

[@pizzadeliveryman8740]

@@bigdog42888 that’s my running theory

[@ren4issance-754]

I can’t imagine a decent *human* healthcare system in the U.S. let alone one specifically for chickens.

[@captainsprinkles6557]

It could be free

[@paixeon8816]

The only real problem is it's expensive but if you have health insurance its not that bad

[@zakih1436]

The healthcare system in the US is fine, the only problem is that it’s expensive

[@maxjeffmax1239]

@@paixeon8816 or u just live anywhere else

[@LazyLoonz]

Healthcare in the U.S is great it's just expensive, stop spreading false information commie

[@PumpkinHead58OG]

The rock fight only ends when someone goes to sleep, nose gets broke, or teeth get broken

[@equidistanthoneyjoy7600]

My gut is telling me there's an element of spite here. I feel like the reason James didn't tell Jason about Big Roo being dead is either because the whole affair was pre-meditated, or in the moment that he realised what he'd done he thought back to all the times Jason has obstinately refused to do anything about the aggressive, territorial rooster and decided not to do the neighbourly thing and tell him. I've lived in neighbourhoods with people who have poorly trained pets like this, in my case just a dog that barked at everything, and the word around the neighbourhood is that everyone fucking hated that dude. Right or wrong, I got the strong sense that if that dog had dropped dead, no one in the neighbourhood would lift a finger to help.

[@Ollybollyk]

I mean there's a big difference between a dog barking at everything and actually attacking people or actively approaching scared children. Like, a lot of dogs bark often, but I'm going to assume it was more severe than that.

[@TheOtherBradBird]

​@@Ollybollyk Some people have to work in the morning.

[@lejenddairy]

I grew up with a rooster and I can confirm that they are very aggressive and will attack you for seemingly no reason. The best way to deter a rooster is by giving it a little punt. To me it sounds like the guy (forgot his name already) meant to deter the rooster by hitting it with a stick but accidentally struck it to hard. I remember when I had my rooster I used to mow my lawn and it would try to attack the mower. There were even times were the neighbors would visit and the rooster would attack them. It got to the point where we decided we had to get rid of it so we called someone who takes roosters and the day before our rooster was going to be taking away, it got killed by a coyote. I’ll just finish saying that roosters are not only assholes, but it’s a huge pain in the ass owning one. Also I feel like some smart ass who’s reading this is going to say “well why did you get a rooster in the first place”. When you buy chicks, occasionally the seller makes a mistake gendering them and throws in a male because it’s simply not easy to identify their sex when they are young.

[@Mr-ji2im]

Yep we got 11 chickens and turns out it was only 10, 1 was a rooster. So far the rooster hasn't attacked us but we have dogs so there's bad blood just waiting to happen when that rooster fully matures

[@HatMeister]

I feel like I live in a secret safe bunker in Florida located underground with a virtual reality rig that lets me explore the surface while also censoring any bizarre event happening around me.

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

Du bist.

[@joshuapatrick682]

I know a guy from West Virginia who lost a job making 250,000 a year over him incorrectly getting mustard in his burger at lunch one day, true story. Pretty sure he lives in Arkansas now

[@Remix_591]

As a Floridian, I can confirm Florida is in a dimension in its own.

[@Diedqra]

Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off

[@slayereli13]

@Jack Wrath damn dood

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

[@squibbs5828]

Okay, so I'm just gonna throw a rock in the dark here. What stands out for me is the fact that reporters only cover the two main characters. And I do feel like that it was on purpose to squeeze as much content out of this "horrific" story as possible. I'm almost willing to bet that had the reporters interviewed anyone else in the neighborhood, they would have been like, "yeah! F'k that chicken!" And would have audibly gasped in relief at the news of its demise.

[@soggycracker5934]

It's not illegal to kill an animal in Florida, if it is violent. Were I the victim here, I'd get a good lawyer and sue the arresting department, and the owner of the hostile animal for false charges, false imprisonment, and violation of civil rights.

[@baadlyrics8705]

But thats just right if the animal doesnt belong to someone. If it belongs to someone you damaged someones property and thats whats illegal. True tho, the animal cruelty part in this story shouldnt even be a thing and if thats the sole reason he was arrested then i agree with you 100

[@casmithh]

@@baadlyrics8705 exactly, 5 years for a rooster? that is crazy

[@allchlawa6541]

you should be a laywer lol

[@soggycracker5934]

@@baadlyrics8705 You are not obligated to allow an animal to injure you, just because it is the property of another person. I'll give you half credit for trying.

[@baadlyrics8705]

@@soggycracker5934 well you can use strawmen arguments as much as you want. That doesnt change the fact that he killed an animal which belonged to someone else which is illegal in Florida. The defense part comes after that and in the end will be decided in court if the action that was taken in defense was necessary and not overkill. Its not as simple as you think

[@guydude439]

As a person who traveled to Florida to see Disney World, I can indeed confirm that I really just took acid and spoke to a dirty rat

[@ItzMalick]

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