Don't Start a Wyatt (Forget Me...Not) (Charmed Rewind)

[@bryanfagan8284]

“Leo!! Wyatt melted another mailman. Come clean this mess up!”

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

Phoebe is like the loose cannon cop, she would have had to hand in her badge and gun a long time ago if she wasn't the best damn advice columnist on the force

[@cloudstrife532220]

“The Charmed Ones fucked up so hard the Cleaners caused the reboot” is my new favorite headcanon.

[@TheCrippledEgg]

This episode establishes that Phoebe's love advice is so good she can violently assault her boss and not get fired.

[@BentoAUS]

Such great advice as "Men are disgusting and love is fake! Also love can only happen between a man and woman, gays aren't real."

[@bubblepop999]

Your Charmed reviews bring me life. I think I genuinely watch them at least 5 times a year. It's like a comfort show.

[@AllisonPregler]

Thank you!!

[@hmmwhatshisface]

The Charmed is a Mess series, Charmed Rewind, and Baywatching got me through writing my dissertation. @AllisonPregler and Phelan are wonderful.

[@nitalin2491]

Definitely comfort for the soul!!!! ❤❤❤

[@Jkjoannaki]

Glad I'm not the only one 😂 I love her commentary. I wish she hated another show I loved as a kid so she'd make more videos like these. Hopefully we get a pll saga here

[@sockpuppy8811]

Gonna love how Paige struggling with her professional career is a recurring theme at her job when Phoebe can litterally start a office brawl at her job without repercussions while Piper only work when it's the most inconveniant for everyone else.

[@christopherb501]

* inconvenient But yes.

[@samuelvzveddscs1638]

"The balance of Good and Evil tips... Good will win if they're gone!" made me laugh so much, thanks to its beautiful simplicity. Can't wait for the second Rewind of the month!

[@georgiewalker5826]

Looking back on it, I realise how much Phoebe working at The Bay Mirror influenced my perception of what an office environment was like. I use to watch Charmed when I was 13/14 years old, and I use to honestly believe that the office world was like how they portrayed it, with people getting jobs in two seconds, bosses forgiving you for everything you did, everyone randomly sleeping with people all over the place in the office. As an adult of 30 years old who works in an office, you really do see this stuff from a different perspective.

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

“I have no Carman, I have a second Margoyle” is such a damning statement~

[@FaeQueenCory]

Wyatt definitely has a body count from this episode alone. And lets not forget all his Excalibur kills.

[@GirlintheSea]

If they wanted magical babies so bad on the show, they could have argued that binding Wyatt's powers makes him extremely vulnerable to demons. This could have been an interesting dilemma, making him defenseless in case of an attack or having a baby with magic powers it can't handle yet. But I guess ignoring interesting scenarios is Charmed's bread and butter

[@trevingrayek1671]

I left a similar comment about the sisters just not having the ability or knowledge to reverse the binding, running the risk of it being permanent

[@joemerl1145]

My idea: since Wyatt is supposed to be so powerful, say that he can't be bound. The sisters try it, but his magic is so strong that it breaks the binding.

[@GirlintheSea]

@@joemerl1145 exactly! They had so many options!

[@mastermarkus5307]

​@joemerl1145 That's an extremely good idea and I don't know why they didn't think of it considering how much they hyped up this baby.

[@plokijm22]

Ive been depressed and ill all day and I can't tell you both enough that the sight of a Charmed Rewind brightened up my day. It's the small things!

[@AllisonPregler]

Thank you! Hope things get brighter for you soon.

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

I don't think Wyatt made the dragon from watching TV, rather from watching Piper, since she is a scaly, fire-breathing monster that blows up people on sight.

[@sockpuppy8811]

The only true difference being that dragons doesn't complain as much

[@SadSandy-o2x]

Many people pointed out that they had one thousands ways of making Piper not wanting to bind Wyatt's make sense. But you could also have used to explain it why Wyatt eventually turned into Evil NIckelback. Future Piper could have binded his powers because he was too powerful, Wyatt turned bitter over this and eventually took over the world after some extra steps. Let Present Piper does the same, learn about Wyatt turning evil and voila. Piper now have an ark about her parenting worries that's going somewhere (and not some jokes where she call herself a bad mom after a mild mistake) and tied up to the main plot of the season.

[@thefrankmiller5030]

This premise is SO GOOD it hurts 😭

[@deeconstruction8163]

I imagine there was a large sign above the door to the Charmed writers' room the just said "eh...whatever."

[@sockpuppy8811]

"If that's sounds like a good idea, We will make it stupid."

[@Kriseiri]

Piper turning the bridge into a green screen effect was the only thing I remembered from season 6 for several years

[@nenadjankovic2061]

When the Cleaners introduced themselves and explained to the sisters what they do, they could've had Piper ask them where were they when Prue died and then have one of the Cleaners say something like "Some things are even beyond our control" and have him look at Paige, insinuating that that was the way things had to play out, because - destiny. P.S. when you said "She got a boner for herself" I spit my water out lol... also, that comment pretty much describes season 5-season 8 Phoebe.

[@alionfish5]

The Cleaners make their great debut!... By doing their jobs so half-assedly that the Charmed Ones find out that something is wrong in less than five minutes. Great Job, Cleaners!

[@SadSandy-o2x]

I'm just gonna assume Phoebe going Blegh when feeling the fear and despair of hundreds of people is just her being digusted to feel other people's emotions AND not finding a way to make the situation about herself

[@Mike0908]

paige wanting a life outside of magic to keep temp jobs.... when most of the temp jobs are related to magic is ironic. someone is secretly evil or an innocent in need of saving. it's like the elders are in charge of the temp agency and are like let's send all the magical jobs to paige. xD

[@SadSandy-o2x]

I mean when you other options are Phoebe or Piper, it's not really much of a choice.

[@cryptozoolibrarian]

Obi-Wan: As if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...blegh

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

"Phoebe you are a loose cannon, but dammit you are an awesome columnist and gets papers sold! You are on suspension but with pay because we like you. Now hand in your typewriter. "

[@turbotime1964]

If I had to choose a carman for this episode, it would be Cole, because for once Phoebe is not blaming him for anything, like causing the fight at the workplace.

[@LaNoLaCola]

A post-halloween scare from the halliwell sisters 😱

[@queenb7013]

Where were the Cleaners when Phoebe killed that baseball player in an alternate universe in that episode Morality Bites?

[@nefarioussness]

The Cleaners wanted to watch Phoebe burn at the stake, so they let it slide.

[@DavidSeesholtz]

Or when Prue died...or when the reporter, or the police, or the fbi find out about magic.

[@trevingrayek1671]

Yknow if they wanted to make binding his powers a dilemma, they could’ve had them unsure if there was a way to reverse it. Would’ve made Piper’s choice about wanting it a part of his upbringing have more weight.

[@chazz30000]

In the Derell episode, where the Cleaners make a return, it turns out that yes, the Cleaners cannot bring back the dead. So yes, all those people Wyatt's dragon killed stayed dead the Cleaners just modified memories to a different cause of death.

[@TheGabygael]

It's fascinating to look at promo pictures of charmed because half of the time they are so Photoshopped they don't look like themselves

[@phonybeautrain6520]

We are the Cleaners! We are to protect the secret about magic everyday! Apar for that time where Phoebe froze a doctor while pregnant, or that other time when you used magic to close the door in front of someone when Piper was sick, Or that time Piper and Prue got exposed as witches, And that was that alternate timeline where you revealed magic to the world, Oh and remember that time when a doctor stole your powers and accidentally gave them to monkeys? ... What were we talking about again?

[@mathieuleader8601]

Wyatt definitely takes after his mum in the petulance department

[@brandyloutherback9288]

I can't wait until we cover the Three Blondes episode! They do fantastic impressions of the awful sisters!

[@TheRacingGenius88]

Oh Hai Astronema from Power Rangers In Space.

[@DavidSeesholtz]

How sad that they are better than the og lol

[@spykewyn8395]

It would have made so much more sense for this episode to be about trying to teach Wyatt to put his toys away (granted, that might mean it would have to wait until he was a little older). They could have Piper trying to teach Wyatt the importance of putting one's toys away, show her stepping on things and hurting herself or breaking them, getting frustrated, Wyatt does it eventually, but he's not getting it. Finally, when they go to confront the dragon, they see the mess it's caused, and they try to get Wyatt to "put his toys away" again, this time meaning the dragon. Could even keep the bit about his mom/aunts potentially getting hurt before he does it. Lesson learned, it's wholesome and family friendly, and not AS dumb.

[@queenb7013]

Who knew a dragon would cause more severe damage than the Charmed ones themselves?

[@nitalin2491]

You know you just made my day posting this right??? I can't wait to listen to it and laugh! My birthday is tomorrow so I take this as an early gift! Thank you!!!! ❤❤❤

[@AllisonPregler]

Aww thank you! Happy birthday!!!

[@nitalin2491]

@AllisonPregler thank you my love! You made my day! Please keep doing these! Love you and Phelan!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@nitalin2491]

@@AllisonPregler and you are more than welcome!!!

[@gracestarkes2644]

Great! Now I got the Mr. Clean jingle stuck in my head! 😂

[@CaptainPeregrin]

You could say that Wyatt likes to...imagine dragons?

[@wstine79]

Time to watch Allison and Phelous talk about Charmed while taking down my Halloween decorations.

[@mariashaki89]

I always come back to these Charmed episode reviews just for the drags 😂

[@Mike0908]

the cleaners always felt like a plot hole. they are only in 2 episodes in season 6 and then never pop up again until the comics. it's just pointless to bring them in. like should have just done something like the angels of destiny did this because they were already established. because the sisters always cleaned up their magical messes. and then they decide this is the the one time they're going to intervene. there was an episode where wyatt was using his powers to make his eyes look like blue orbs and scare piper's dates away. that was exposing magic. and the sisters don't do anything about it. and neither do the cleaners.

[@hypnojon32]

Thanks for the episode! I don't always get around to it right away but I do watch them in my own time. Today was a tiring day and this was sorely needed and welcome!

[@gracestarkes2644]

Charmed is really 4Kids censoring their own apocalypse event. “It’s a miracle no one was hurt” has the same vibe of “Look, I can see their parachutes! They're okay!”

[@phonybeautrain6520]

Piper doesn't blow up people, she just send them in the shadow realm ! So instead of killing them, she just send them straight to hell!... seems disturbingly in character when you think about it.

[@Faction.Paradox]

The Charmed promos were so sensationalised & misleading they could have their own review series

[@nefarioussness]

"I SLEPT WITH A ZOMBIE?!"

[@ETPlayground]

Prue claiming in season two that she'd kick Mr Clean's ass is why The Cleaners refused to show up until after she was dead.

[@cosmiccats15-ju9ic]

Hmmm...Phoebe faces no real challenges, is flawless at her job, adored by all, untouched by consequences, and wields magical powers for convenient plot resolutions. There's a literary term for such a character; hint: it rhymes with "berry stew."

[@georgiewalker5826]

So funny, I really enjoyed this Charmed review. Would be great to hear you do a review of "It's a bad bad bad world" part 1 and 2 I think there is a lot to talk about in those episodes about how Charmed deals with the concept of good and evil

[@mattisalmela1734]

Just got home for work, perfect timing. Totally ready for some laughs.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Cole: "Look Piper Wyatt lost his baby legs," Piper *OH MY GOD!*

[@1Lanavis1]

Its not surprising that Wyatt is hell on earth even as a baby, considering his parentage.

[@Shades14]

Maybe Charmed is like the Saw universe where everyone except a select few are all drooling morons.

[@turbotime1964]

Plot twist: The Cleaners were sent by Grandma Ghost to wipe out Wyatt's existence as she doesn't want any heirs with a penis.

[@TheCrippledEgg]

The Cleaners could have worked if they just put in a line about them being established after All Hell Breaks Loose to prevent disasters like that happening again. However, they later say they were assigned to watch the Charmed Ones since they first became witches so you can't even headcanon that plot hole away. Like, did anybody during the production of this episode bring up this up? This isn't contradicting some random rule in a one-off episode that was promptly forgotten about, it's one of the most significant episodes in the entire series. This inconsistency is an unforgivable example of poor writing and world-building.

[@sockpuppy8811]

Maybe the Cleaners were too occupied making everyone forget that Magic School existed in the five first seasons to watch the Charmed Ones ?

[@mikekarman6026]

Thank You for another very enjoyable episode. Margoyle: That one cleaner that doesn't get to talk expect things to stress the words that the main cleaner said. What a follower! Carman: Wyatt. Not only can he summon a dragon with the blink of his eyes, he also gets away with it with no punishment. No yelling, no binding his powers, no taking away his toys. Just a fun day for him...

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Y'know that whole random "rewind time a whole day" spell would have been handy in "Time Poop" when they could have used it to save Andy. But I guess that would have been too much effort? You are not far off the mark with fear and Phoebe. I mean, you know that name is the female version of Phobos, one of Ares' sons, the god of fear itself? :P 01:07:30 - And then the Cleaners went "We'll make our own Charmed Ones, with blackjack and hookers!"

[@johngiffoniello143]

I almost bought the complete series long before the streaming age. I am so glad I didn't waist $80.

[@christopherb501]

* waste But yes; not even worth a dollar a season, let alone $10.

[@brq034]

Piper should have created a potion to selectively bind all of Wyatt's offensive powers and keep the defensive force field. Also, the ghost of the late lamented Prue Halliwell is shaking her fist at the bullshit retcons that narratively invalidate previous high stakes episodes about exposure. No wonder she didn't want to come back in season 7 to "gift them astral projection" for the finale.

[@phonybeautrain6520]

Piper, this episode: Casually travel through time even though it's supposedly very hard and casually make the Golden Bridge and Wyatt's Dragon disappear - Piper in the next season: Help! My son put me (And my stupid husband) in a dollhouse and we can't get out!

[@troppicxls2047]

Where do I go to vote and show better support bc I love you guys so much 😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@AllisonPregler]

You can vote for Charmed Rewinds on my Patreon!

[@scottt6267]

Random but what if there was a Charmed universal studios theme park ride? 4D glasses and a roller coaster into the Halliwell home. And when Shax breaks in and blasts us, it jerks the roller coaster back. We hear Leo’s orbs over us and they blow cool air on the metal bars when he revives us. 😂 Then Piper starts yellin at him and they spray water on us to emulate some of her spit. Classic ❤

[@fitzytail896]

I have a lot of fun with this episode, but I did wish they did something with Paige's story because Orbing a vase on a Predatory boss to the head (although I found it a little funny) isn't really solving anything hell it could cause a lawsuit for the lady she glamoured. And they could have written that Phoebe's Empathy projected on everyone at the office that's why everybody went Roundhouse crazy and Piper's solution (because I'm his Mother) to keep Wyatt under control was really weak and I do understand why she didn't bind his powers because he can do force fields incase a Demon attacks but she could have bind his other powers like : projecting stuff i.e. Dragon, using whitelighter eyes to scare his mommy's dates and etc...

[@animefan25]

The introduction of the Cleaners.

[@maxwellmediainc]

I don’t know if this subplot with Paige was intentional given rose McGowans history with SA but I am sure she enjoyed putting a a sleepy guy like that in his place and I love to see it

[@effarrjay]

I'll never get tired of Allison and Phelan crapping on Charmed.

[@garthst.claire3459]

I hated this episode precisely because they seem to gloss over the death of so many people. Though, within the parameters of Charmed I would have no clue how to fix the episode, since they can't very well have them erase Wyatt. Maybe have an ending where the Cleaners agree to restore Wyatt, but without restoring his powers (this still eliminating the dragon and the death and destruction from existence)? Then it could be revealed that Wyatt "turned evil" because he completely lost his powers, and Piper could relaize it was because she didn't bind his powers when she had the chance? Something like that/

[@thomaswenn6313]

I'd love that and they could still have it where Piper, while she isn't pleased about the ultimatum like Patty, she would rather love her son as mortal than lose him.

[@JohnnyWednesday]

I thought this show was about 3 sirens living on some rocks - they have shoes?!

[@Scribblerjohnny]

I had completely forgotten WB Tarzan

[@Frogface91]

Hearing Phelan so animated about the parenting tips cracked me up so hard 😂

[@kamui003]

Chris shouldn't have even been in the episode because if Wyatt didn't exist than there'd be no reason for him to travel back in time to begin with.

[@alionfish5]

Luckily for Chris, This important part defining his character hadn't been written yet

[@Mike0908]

they're very inconsistent with time travel. like in the 60's episode if penny had stayed a hippie their whole history should have changed. not just present penny becoming a hippy. wyatt and chris should potentially disappear. maybe even paige, piper and phoebe. if penny stayed a flower child who would protect the girls after patty's death? but they just gloss over it for comedy.

[@kamui003]

@@Mike0908 Charmed basically gave up on having any kind of real stakes or consequences by this point. It's still fun to watch though.

[@Wraiven22]

Evil Nickelback isn’t real, Evil Nickelback can’t hurt you 🫣

[@kaialone]

Wouldn't it be the obvious excuse to just say, if Wyatt's powers are bound he loses his super baby barrier and would immediately get killed or smth

[@Wraiven22]

I pretty much never order food delivery EXCEPT when there’s a new Charmed Rewind. I got my chicken tendies let’s gooooooo!

[@ThatNobodyXain]

Wow ''forget me....not", how come your episode lets you have TWO margoyles? #DudeWheresMyCarman

[@Omnicrom]

Alyssa Milano's Head is Pastede on yay! That reference will fly over 99.9999% of y'all, but for the rest of you olds? That will bring back some memories.

[@rayshoup5334]

Where is the “hey, how’s it going? Good to be evil” sound clip from?

[@AllisonPregler]

Big Wolf on Campus! The Manchurian Werewolf two parter.

[@rayshoup5334]

@@AllisonPregler thank you! I LOVE that show and your Manic Episode Episode of it

[@AllisonPregler]

Aw thanks!

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Ah, the episode where the kid summons a friggin' DRAGON and nobody seems to care that it goes Godzilla on the neighborhood.

[@gracekim1998]

A charmed Thursday to lift my spirits ❤😊

[@geonunes10]

I cracked the code, memory powder is actually the cleaners' dandruff

[@blackmumba111]

When Charmed is good…it’s very good. When Charmed is bad…nah…find another person to give you their shadow.

[@jakeleclerc1712]

Way to start a day! Woo!

[@hellbent18]

Why is the second T in wyatt not yellow in the title.

[@maxwellmediainc]

Kinda outta character for y’all to defend phoebe lmao

[@nefarioussness]

The Cleaners made them forget their undying hatred of her lol

[@seraphonica]

the Cleaners are great, because they resolve every plot hole ever. Phoebe can't decide whether she loves or hates Cole from episode to episode? the Cleaners were there. nobody thinks about Prue for more than ten seconds after she dies? Cleaners!

[@markiangooley]

What with the mentions of Mr. Clean, I was expecting more mentions of Foodfight!

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

There was a Frasier reboot?

[@norbertovalle7928]

Good stuff buddy,…… u know; I sure do miss Halloween already. I sure hope you & Phelous do something bad ass for Christmas (yes I know I should say thanksgiving, that’ll be nice too but I always felt that Christmas & thanksgiving go hand in hand), like review something badass, yeaaaaa y’all did pretty kool on Halloween with Family Matters, but I could’ve used something like,… oh idk, phelous making fun of a ghost catcher reviewer or something, or old man reading a creepypasta idk, bottom line; just take care & NEVER stop what y’all are doing please lol

[@senorstyx3011]

How much baywatch nights s2 is left? Until it ends nights can never be the same.

[@joemerl1145]

Can the dragon be the Car-Man? Sure, it killed a bunch of people, probably, but you can't blame a dragon for dragoning, and at least it's a cooler antagonist than usual.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Imagine if Wyatt was a magical talking baby

[@gracestarkes2644]

Charmed Baby Geniuses would be unwatchable

[@phonybeautrain6520]

You could make the point that the show is already about magical talking babies with how the Charmed Ones acts most of the time

[@mathieuleader8601]

they could of had fun with Wyatt's troublesome tot character arc I know it sounds really jokey but imagine if they got Jo Frost to play a demonic Mary Poppins or one of the nannies from Nanny 911

[@markiangooley]

Wyatt should be like the infant Hercules, killing the serpents sent to kill him…

[@quinnzykir]

Wait. Why would having empathy powers make you a mess? You’d just be able to tell how people are feeling. Wait. Is this how Dont Nod got the idea for true colors 🤢🤮

[@kamui003]

It's more like you're forced to feel what others are feeling. At least on Charmed.

[@quinnzykir]

@@kamui003 so basically my with my adhd and social anxiety. And having to read people’s faces and body language to understand their emotions.

[@teamghostwhale7746]

Dang just 2 days late…

[@DavidSeesholtz]

Also...can the cleaners erase video on cell phones and cameras? Cause that would make you think.

[@tlomazina]

47:53 Lightwhiter is what Chris is

[@myfriendcaffeine-tb2fn]

This episode of Charmed was one of the worst ones ever made. Thank you for making me laugh at a total piece of crap.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelcooper6441]

until they said, i couldn't tell which was the joke title and which was the shows actual title for the episode

[@rikkiwear853]

I loved Tarzan. Travis Fimmel was hot.

[@Mike0908]

there was times it felt like it was just angel season 1.swap out vampire for jungle guy. a supernatural creature teaming up with a cop to solve problems. xD but it loved the show. lucy lawless being his aunt was also fun.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Metal Gear Wyatt: The Phantom Baby.

[@dennisjoseph6567]

[@171QA]

XD

[@noahasencio8589]

Hi 👋