Don't Take on Zylus in a Staring and Drinking Contest | GTA 5

[@charlotte1924]

24:29 Lewis: How do you duck? Nilesy: Quack Rythian: How do we get it up again? Nilesy: That's what she said

[@moomen44]

He's so quick with it!

[@Endede]

@brionykay is on his level in quick wit. She's just very low key with it.

[@jonny2085]

How did nobody notice

[@JamieAubrey]

He didn't even miss a beat

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

@@jonny2085 they probably did just one of those 😑 ugh god damnit moments ... lol

[@ringosis]

I genuinely think Ben's idea for a Producers homage movie is brilliant. Call it Tom Cruise Must Die, have Cruise play himself, the plot is the producers convincing him to do increasingly dangerous stunts for the insurance money. Not only is there loads of scope there for a The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent style meta comedy...you can also just have Tom Cruise doing loads of mad stunts throughout the movie. You can end the movie with Tom Cruise dying in some horrific comedy accent. Who wouldn't watch that?

[@CGPdude100]

Except if they had Cruise play himself, he'd have to actually do the massive stunts in the movie and might actually die lmao

[@phluid61]

@@CGPdude100win win

[@horrisnorris6478]

There's a film with a similar premise called The Comeback Trail. Tom Cruise would be hilarious though

[@ArynnUmbercloak]

plot twist, tom cruise actually dies from one of the stunts and they have to figure out what to do to continue from there

[@savagetim]

I'd watch that movie, it sounds hilarious 😂

[@abbywhyman2462]

nilesy's crossfading eye thing is how monks used to copy manuscripts in the medieval period, they'd do it and essentially trace the illustrations using the virtual image going cross-eyed creates

[@lukebeforeyougame145]

I know Rythian reads the comments to see who got his references, so let me tell you. I heard your Brenan lee mulligan, um actually reference, and I appreciated it!

[@Rythian]

👍

[@Pratalax]

"if i do, it's hidden from me" top tier dad joke right there 12:40 thank you nilesy xD 26:40 jeebus, the homing on those missiles is insane!

[@panner11]

What a lad, it would've bothered me the whole video if ben never got to finish that thought

[@quakpak9839]

But it was ben.

[@iOnZ_]

Poor Ben, doesn't even get the proper credit for his hidden talent of Dad jokes

[@grimerime23]

bruh

[@garr_inc]

@@iOnZ_ I can't even find this joke on the timestamp.

[@Trewq79]

2:17. "Have you guys got any hidden talents?" Says Lewis calmly while pulling off an amazing recovery in his car.

[@foorack]

I'm sure he has a document with random questions at this point to keep the conversation going. Or maybe it's all in his head.

[@raistlin1357]

@@foorack I think with that one it was in his head since he was talking about how what kirsty did at the start of the race was like swooping in at the bar, and that probably got him thinking about how you'd impress someone at the bar, which led him to hidden talents

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

How about him flying a single stabilizer jet for half the race?

[@Duelism]

Ben's idea at 17:12 is AN EXCELLENT pitch for an actual Tom Cruise movie, and someone needs to send that to him IMMEDIATELY.

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

And you could call it....Cruise Control

[@Quadrophiniac]

They joke about Zylus lag switching, but that fall at 28:32 is pretty suspicious...

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

Gta has terrible D-sync

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

​@@insertgenericusernamehere2402 It really does though. Zylus might not be lag switching, but the game itself definitely is.

[@speedstrn]

Aww, was sas.

[@DeltaEntropy]

Bristol to Netherlands ping.

[@MrSpannners]

It happens all the time, it's because of his latency. Lewis hit him with the old Karma melee immediately after though so it all works out

[@livid_spider]

28:33 Zylus survived like a 100 foot fall and took zero damage. GTA loves Zylus apparently

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

D-sync is a mess

[@MrCunningham4]

Someone has to love 'em

[@jordanwalsh1691]

Lewis killing Zylus was so satisfying with Zylus running his mouth off like that, haha.

[@LordSusaga]

"How did you hit me?" says Zylus after surviving a deadly fall.

[@LConstP]

16:54 That movie about a producer trying to kill his star for the insurance money actually exists. It's called The Comeback Trail. It came out in 2020 and features Tommy Lee Jones, Robert De Niro and Morgan Freeman.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

Thank you! I knew this movie existed but I couldn't remember the name of it and it was driving me mad.

[@Mr_anderson111]

Same here ​@@whereisspacebar2991

[@Rizon1985]

So as a child at a family gathering they gave Zylus sparkling apple juice, told him it's champagne and he drank liters of it. Now he thinks he isn't effected by alcohol.

[@AndrealVox]

I think Kirsty was mistaken on what Zylus was saying, I believe he meant that since it had been so long since the last time he drank that perhaps his tolerance is not as high as it was. allowing perhaps for him to actually get buzzed.

[@gracec8c]

Thank you Nilsey for bringing up Ben's wife because I was being driven mad in suspense 😂

[@D.Jay.]

12:43 This is why I love Nilesy.

[@paddycaker]

Right? Most genuine 2 pixel guy. ♥

[@anononomous]

The hero we need.

[@bbailey1027]

Rythian with a Brennan Lee Mulligan reference! "GET IN THE COMMENTS!"

[@TheWerns]

Hell yeah I'm glad I wasn't the only one that understood that reference.

[@Rythian]

👍

[@ClaireBear_yt]

@@Rythianbased Dropout fan. Impeccable taste

[@whiteninja2006]

It's amazing how bad they still are at flying and that they STILL haven't figured out how to use the rudders. Even after all those years.

[@taliesin159]

Lewis flying with one elevator better than he ever has with an intact plane, lol!

[@PierceArner]

2:14 - Nothing like the curse of Norman Doors to show why oversimplifying designs can be bad. People arent using the door wrong, the door isn't communicating how it needs to be operated clearly.

[@ImminDragon]

It can be very clearly conveyed and people will still screw it up. I've seen people lean into pull handles and complain that it hurt, when the giant lettering says what to do. They just didn't think before they acted.

[@PierceArner]

@@ImminDragon _Ah, but you shouldn't HAVE to think about how to use a door._ It should be unmistakably obvious, and that's why design oversimplification creates confusion by making distinctly different types of doors no longer instantly recognizable from one another. (There's a whole reason that the term "Norman Doors" exists and *The Design of Everyday Things* is a worthwhile read written by the person the term is named after). It's failing what's called stress-case design where something simple should be as streamlined as possible for someone who's least able to focus cognitive effort into a simple task. Streamlining and simplifying aren't the same thing and often lead to this kind of problem when they're applied incorrectly, and make for spectacularly awful designs.

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

@@PierceArner doors shouldn't swing both ways at times because it limits what you can do with that space, that is the only way to fix that issue but creates another issue. People should just pay attention and not run on auto pilot mode. Stop blaming the door on clear operator error. Seems like you would blame a clean glass wall/door for someone walking into it rather than the person.

[@PierceArner]

@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas No one said doors needed to swing both ways, _only that it should be immediately apparent which direction the door opens._ Have you ever seen anyone try to push open the door on a fridge rather than pull it? No, because it's clear how that needs to be operated, and so _you never need to think about it._ Operator error occurs when the object doesn't convey how to use it clearly enough to be automatically understood. You should never have to stop and think about a door before using it, and functioning on "autopilot" for simple, common things that you encounter every day is the baseline expectation of a good design - _because they're meant to be intuitive._ Genuinely, I'd recommend the book *The Design of Everyday Things* even if you're not interested in design, because it helps correct a lot of misunderstandings around how common design works & what makes it fail.

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

@@PierceArner signage coves that. Plus where are the hinges shows that. If you think every door should be pull you would have to have doors swing both ways. Because a door can be pulled only one way with regular hinges. BTW with the fridge door people know due to the hinges aka how the door operates and people do think about it is just not conscious thought. And with the freezer on top of the fridge I have see people open the wrong door... due to auto pilot. I seen people try to pull a door with a pull door where it is clearly a due a push bar. That should be clear but people are on auto pilot and don't think. Which is why people have a lot of car accidents by not paying attention. The military does what you say people should do and people still screw it up somehow. No matter how easy you make it to use people will still find away to screw it up. And just because there is book supporting your view doesn't mean it is right. There are books on supporting all sort of non sense out there. That is conformation bias.

[@nolongeraperson]

Lewis: "How do you duck?" Nilesy: "Quack." Gah dammit, Nilesy. 🤦‍♂️

[@Fiona_with_cake]

26:40 the curvature on an unlocked missile my god

[@Jokie155]

The later weaponized cars had some real gnarly and ridiculous rockets. The Deluxo also has those mega-tracking rockets iirc.

[@Techstriker1]

17:00 Sounds like a decent murder mystery plot lol.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Nilesy not knowing how to use the rockets was the highlight of the day.

[@zioming]

There's a movie like that called The Comeback Trail where the movie producers are trying to have the lead actor die on the set to commit insurance fraud, but they keep trying and he just won't die.

[@MrKevsta999]

was that a cheeky Brennan Lee Mulligan reference by Rythian at the end there?

[@BlowupCandle]

get in the comments!

[@Fractured_Unity]

29:30

[@Fractured_Unity]

Hey everyone, get in here!

[@wizzzard999]

Rythian channeling his inner Brennan Lee Mulligan at the end there XD

[@MeisterFurball]

He lost fair and square to be fair. Get gud nylsey and learn these ridiculous controls

[@jonnyevans9877]

So i had to pause the video and go and try the cross-eyes spot the difference. Absolute cheat code.

[@rexosuitmk2577]

According to all available evidence, I am immortal. What's the evidence? Haven't died yet.

[@mukulnag1578]

Sustained eye contact... Literally drilling into your soul and cross eyed spot the difference man .... They are the new hotness every one is talking about

[@styfen]

That's a thumbnail that really wants me to follow that advice.

[@jcskyknight2222]

Zylus: “Aerospace engineering.” Me: “Ha ha no.” Seconds later, it wasn’t aerospace engineering then.

[@handsomecaveman]

28:51 that pistol whip made me happy

[@Noahedwar]

Rythian's last second Brennan Lee Mulligan reference: *chef's kiss*

[@moldiworp9143]

Lol, ben made a frog joke about zylush licking his eyes. I was here for it ben, I was here for it.

[@DaDestroyer1986]

The movie Ben is describing was made. Saw the trailer for it. Two film producers needed Tommy Lee Jones to bite it doing crazy movie stunts.

[@Sotergarm]

It was quite fun too

[@dapsychokilla]

love seeing lewis get uno reversod when he tries to go for the early bump off the map play

[@lesupremedictator3353]

10:17, as i am someone who has been shot, can confirm not immune

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

That move at 8:15 by Zulus was amazing

[@jakekunz5168]

2:50 I crossfade my eyes when i do word searches. Sounds stupid but the words literally just kinda stick out when you do it.

[@Cyrathil]

17:00 The Aristocrats *Jazz-hands*!

[@mukulnag1578]

13:04 radders playing hifi rush ... Nice

[@Gerwald_Lanzer]

Nilesey was unstoppable this episode, funny all the way through

[@DoodleDangWang]

I have that same cross eye'd ability Nilesey mentioned. At least with difference puzzles it feels like a super power, but otherwise doesn't seem to be useful to any other situation I've noticed...

[@chevyrees8988]

Iv seen so many of these now they actually just feel like a podcast

[@its-aydonus6842]

Just everyone missing the Zylus frog joke while he was talking about staring contests.

[@CGPdude100]

The fact that this group immediately discounts the ONE "special talent" that could actually be a party trick goes to show you how many parties they're going to lmao. Just have Zylus take 5 shots in a row and "not get drunk" - that's the kind of party trick the kids go crazy for lmao

[@gakulon]

Sounds like some lame-ass parties tbh

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Actually going crosseyed and combining the two photo's so you can instantly see the differences is 200IQ nilesy, very fancy move. Probably won't impress a girl though as they'll just see you looking wonkeyed in the process but still very clever way of solving them.

[@MrShadow8869]

I Love how every time Lewis does the intro for GTA here puts on his David Attenborough voice haha

[@chaosxombie]

"Edwards Wastewater" is my favorite left handed type

[@mukulnag1578]

Classic rythian with the arrows....

[@Chasmodius]

17:20 I think Ben is describing part of the plot to the movie _Tropic Thunder_ where the producer is coincidentally played by Tom Cruise!

[@syncwastaken]

Love the longer gta vids, nice to have the podcast in the background

[@fishpop]

15:00 Bleugh!

[@Crozula]

Ben coming out of the gate with some epic one-liners weaved in, amazing.

[@Cyrathil]

Can we get a Member's Only video of trying to get Zylus drunk? I don't think I'm any different drunk, except maybe more clumsy, but I've been told it's a noticeable difference from others. I know alcohol tolerance probably has a genetic component to it, but I'm pretty sure Zylus is more susceptible than he thinks he is even beyond the lack of drinking making him more susceptible.

[@tuffy135ify]

Another wrestling term for hitting twice from the top and bottom is the "TOTAL ELIMINATION!" finisher from the ECW tag team The Eliminators.

[@AberrantChibi]

In regards of hidden talents, I'm with Ben. Having said that though, aren't talents the things you actually _are_ born with? An innate gift to a skill or ability, which then gets developped further? Like having the perfect body shape to be a swimmer, just the right kind of muscle cells for long endurance running and such things?

[@videogamer596]

6:20 you know, that's interesting, because the longer I stare in the mirror the more I hate what I see.

[@jimhawking11]

I used to have a legendary resistance to alcohol, then out of nowhere it just evaporated and now I'm asleep after two drinks. Zylus should give it a go.

[@I_THE_ME]

14:16 *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!*

[@elizanix]

Nilesy's top tier jokes means he won the runner mission; I don't make the rules I just quack

[@TheChanning28]

Never tried that spot-the-difference thing before and got it to work in like a minute, pretty cool how that works.

[@GamesPlayingGames]

I love these longer vids

[@OrangeYoshi333]

How do you function without a mouse wheel?! Going up and down pages would be insane and not to mention gaming uses it so often. Snilesy chose not to have a scroll wheel. That’s all I’m gonna say

[@Techstriker1]

Well if we ever run into the "stare at it or it attacks" things, we can call Zylus.

[@Deadgye]

Oh no, Lewis and Zylus never got past the 'drinking is only for the effect' phase. No wonder they're such good buddies. Y'all need to try all the different genres of things. There's a bunch of alcohol I do not like, a bunch I do not care for, but also a bunch I will drink purely for flavor.

[@torkoal_fire7640]

That eye thing nilesy was talking about I thought everyone can do- I’ve been doing that since I was a kid 😂

[@zioming]

There was a story like that about some magician in the 1900's who was doing a "catching a bullet with your teeth" magic trick on stage. Some guy from the audience thought it was real so he stood up and shot his revolver at the magician, fully expecting him to catch that one as well, and then the court found the guy not guilty since he wasn't trying to kill the magician by shooting him.

[@zioming]

There was also: Jesus promised to save the world from sin. Odin promised to get rid of all the frost giants. Do you see any frost giants around?

[@aidenokeefe5167]

Its the Mach 5 from SpeedRacer, too bad it doesnt have the buzz saws too!

[@Harlequin_dust]

Nilesy's 'that's what she said!" 😂😂

[@theunreadcomment9834]

That Tom Cruise movie that Ben came up with sounds very familiar to The Comeback Trail (2020) with Robert De Niro, Tommy Lee Jones, Morgan Freeman and Zach Braff

[@RipJaws1]

Zylus complaining about GTA combat after surviving being hit by a car twice and falling down a hole, like you should know how this goes by now Also Lewis, Kirsty, and Ben won. Even if the first round counted for Zylus, Rythian, and Nilesy, that's still 2/3

[@iOnZ_]

Love whenever Rythian throws put a casual Dropout/CollegeHumor reference "Get in the comments!"

[@iamcatlegend]

Rythian's "new style" looks like he's trying out for the lead role in Eraserhead.

[@swimdude2113]

I really need them to make a video with this Blue friend ASAP now.

[@boi1825]

Nearly 30 minutes! Beautiful!

[@l_spagal7649]

Toku Stunt Actors are the coolest, while the actors for the main characters are pretty well known, the people in the suits are just as well known. Eitoku is probably one of the most well known as he plays a lot of the secondary heroes in Kamen Rider.

[@Zedja]

First time I've heard of someone else that is unable to become drunk. I've tried consuming massive amounts of alcohol multiple times and not even a buzz, even on an empty stomach. So I stopped trying and haven't consumed any alcohol at all for years. Other things are much cheaper and tastes way better.

[@jonasquinn7977]

Lewis’ team definitely won that, even if they had tricked Nilesy they still won every other round.

[@swimdude2113]

Ben's movie needs to be a follow up to The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

[@FAMESLAYER]

Was that a Brennan Lee Muligan reference from Rythian at the end!?!

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I know a man who can beat anyone in any contest involving alcohol. Sol the Drunk is a very powerful being...

[@Mr_anderson111]

There was a movie where they kept making the actor do dangerous stunts so he would die and they would get the insurance to not go bankrupt

[@tomhubbard8510]

24:28 - joke that nobody heard.

[@Mini_Squatch]

Rythian, how dare you try to steal Brennan Lee Mulligan's catchphrase!

[@Pemble_]

Nilesy MvP for looping Ben's anecdote about his wife back into the conversation after he was interrupted

[@greennumber7aimcom]

Thank you, Nilesy, for letting Ben finish his cut off story.

[@lukenicholas9496]

As an American its so true. We are sooo fascinated by hearing other languages!

[@roro7874]

Everyday I get ready for work I have to use my front camera on my phone to check how wonky I’ve done my eyeliner and then compare to mirror and then again front camera! Quite exhausting

[@spatbee]

lmao what the hell is up with GTA physics 28:33

[@negutivzero]

I understand that tenkeyless keyboards are a thing for the form factor but I cannot fathom the idea that a mouse can have no wheel in this day and age.

[@alexanderjungroth7848]

Someone get Nilesy a mouse with a wheel so he can win games. Also, I recommend playing the GTA 5 flight school to learn about all things flying. 😄

[@BlindProphet413]

I don't know if there are any more good ones left, but I'd love more puzzle maps, platforming maps, or Jigsaw type maps in GTA.

[@Terinije]

We're all immortal until proven otherwise.

[@zomble_z]

Your phone camera also has mirrors, so that's a legitimate vampire test (citation needed)!

[@danando2]

4,194 days since last shadow of israphel episode on 27th July 2012 , WE DEMAND A SEQUEL ADVENTURE!

[@foreng3095]

Did Zylus win that jet race with keypad flying? Hell yeah!

[@KavanaughE]

"Dictated but not read by Nilesy"

[@rincewind3043]

As both Rythian and Brennan requested, I am now in the comments

[@leotlemp]

Lewis: "How do you duck?" Nilesy: "Quack."

[@TheGreyBaron]

In America "cross-fading" is a different thing, Nilesy.