Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns

Depending on who you ask, Donald Trump either 'led' or 'was there for' a bipartisan conversation on gun reform.
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[@macomputersuck]

It all makes sense now. Trump thought that Obama didn't want stricter gun control so he took the opposite stance of what he thought Obama's stance was.

[@troyvahn2461]

BestServedCold 😂😂

[@alect9097]

We just need to have Obama go public with a statement that says "Climate change is a hoax and anyone who says otherwise is stupid"

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

Alec Tuason lol... similar to when they told Trump they think he's smart enough to defend himself in court without his lawyers... I totally "agree" and think he should take the stand alone... 😉

[@Lucius1958]

BestServedCold: Somebody on the WH staff is using reverse psychology: could it be Mattis, or Kelly?

[@bluesteel8376]

This actually makes sense now.

[@StoutShako]

Does anyone think Trump will actually keep his word at all? If so, hi, I'm a Nigerian Prince and boy do I have a proposition for you...

[@firstnamefollowedbylastnam7658]

Only $30,000 so you can buy a wagon to carry your gold and you’ll pay me back in full with interest? Looks like today is my lucky day.

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

Stout Shako I'll just give you a small loan of a million dollars.

[@Jimmy_Jones]

NRA: Hey Trump we will let you win at golf if you don't take the guns. Trump: Deal.

[@Link10103]

I just saw that family guy episode...

[@JoshSweetvale]

Oh but gosh do I hope so. Muhuhahahahahaha!

[@silvsilvsilv]

1:26 Trump: You didn't have a lot of Presidential back-up. Legislator: President Obama _did_ support it. Trump: That was your problem. Honestly, it's kind of impressive how he didn't get whiplash from that fast a flip-flop.

[@Rattenkriegs]

+silvsilvsilv It's his only guiding principle on policy - whatever Obama did has cooties. But since he's an lazy idiot that doesn't read anything he doesn't know where Obama stood on each issue - until someone tells him. European diplomats, talking on condition of anonymity, has said in interviews that Trump first question, in meetings with other heads of state, whenever a topic comes up is what Obama's policy position was - and that when he's told - he promptly reverts the US position. Which is why the few competent people he has left in his administration on the foreign policy side spent last week at the Münich security conference (while Trump was back in the US) reassuring European allies that they shouldn't be worried about what Trump says, because that basically doesn't matter anyway as he forgets almost whatever position he expressed as soon as he's stated it. He doesn't really care or understand any of this anyway - all he wants is to go home so he can live tweet Fox News and play golf.

[@alexiatr]

silvsilvsilv it's always opposite day in Trump's world

[@slicric131]

silvsilvsilv lol crazy.

[@carolynclay876]

He will get us into the last war..

[@edouardmercure3203]

SENATOR TOOMEY (cut phrase after Trump's remark): "But there was a worry that he wanted to go further, frankly, and that was a concern for some of our guys."

[@peterpiper7441]

The following day after this happened, Trumpy got a call from the N.R.A. and then (by pure coincidence, I guess,) clammed up completely and never mentioned another word about this again.

[@Arrakiz666]

Eh. He's gonna backtrack on it within hours. Trump sometimes does that, he will speak out his mind about something and it's not _that_ crazy, but then the puppeteers holding his strings will remind him of his place.

[@Lhawk2107]

Arrakiz666 hehe trump the whipped white house boy

[@Texaca]

Arrakiz666 --- he only sounds and talks reasonable, when he is coherent for those 15 minutes a day, and I'm a being little liberal with my estimate there. Because most of the time his train of thought is spiraling around like lumps of shit in a cesspool, and that's in one nasty delusion 😂

[@Arrakiz666]

Alfredo Texas64 Sure, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. But at the end of the day he's just a human, and most humans everywhere want the same things. So even Trump can say something vaguely reasonable, the issue is that at this point, his corporate overlords are the only people he's got left, so he _has to_ cave in every single time they demand something. And these people don't represent any kind of human interest, they represent _corporate_ interest. So at this point it really doesn't matter who Trump is or what he thinks and feels, what matters is what people holding his strings think.

[@heyheytaytay]

If Obama said even HALF of what Trump just said about his "gun control" ideas, the congress, GOP and media would be losing their damn minds.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I think the advantage Trump has over Obama is that listening to Trump is like watching a trainwreck so when that trainwreck starts handing out pasta bake to orphans as it slides past nobody quite knows what to do.

[@mariacupo4937]

I love how Stephen always puts away his invisible, air props.

[@lorrie2878]

And the way Jon Batiste accents it with piano!

[@RaySolus]

Give it a few days ... nah less he will back track and say he never meant it.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Kuro Rei can’t wait about what Fox News will report. After all, they know Trump better then trump itself

[@DubbleM900]

Never meant it? He say he never said it in the first place.

[@barefoot6745]

I hope you're wrong. I'm hoping Trump does something good for once.

[@Katzztar]

I am all for gun control but what Trump said came true it would set a dangerous precedent. He did say take the guns BEFORE DUE PROCESS. Of course that won't happen but IF it did, it would set a precedent to take other acts without due process.

[@SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael]

Try to disarm us. Give the Russians the revolt they are pushing for. You people are playing with fire and you're gonna get burned and bad.

[@iChillypepper]

He did the same thing with DACA saying he would work w them etc and then he caved to his base’s backlash. I’ll reserve praise until he actually backs and gets legislation passed

[@JoshSweetvale]

Eh, I'll praise the notion and even the audacity, but with raised eyebrows yeah.

[@Killernaut16]

I swear Stephen has the best writers on any talk show right now. He's been killing it recently.

[@plotting6863]

We need to quiz him on if he can remember things that happened the previous week.

[@DotHacker99]

How sad is it that I saw this video and thought everything was just happening only to see the date and we're still having this damn problem.

[@LMNtaLXicon]

I did the same thing today. Jesus fuck

[@anthonynycholas4230]

Everone since Sandy Hook *wants* *SOMETHING,* *ANYTHING* done to deal with the Gun violence epidemic but nope, NRA-backed Republicans and freaks who care more for guns, bullets and the 2nd Amendment instead of the lives that Gun Safety Laws could save as well as the first *illegitimately* "elected" "president" that unlike his predecessor, refuses to sign a bill into law on what 90% of Americans want! *90%!!*

[@mcendme565]

😂 it’s a talent how he can blame everything on Obama.

[@DaveWhoa]

it also makes him extremely easy to use ... "Mr President, what should we do about guns?" "I think things are fine" "you realise Obama wasn't able to pass gun control legislation?" "then we must pass gun control legislation!"

[@derrickvineyard7032]

Like Obama blamed everything on Bush.

[@GH3TToR1CHieRICH]

It’s ridiculous because everything they’re trying to achieve is President Obama’s policies they wouldn’t support when he was president smh... tDump looks like a moron BIGLY!

[@briestoll]

Yeezys’ R’Gay show me video of Obama saying ugly random bullshit about Bush, show my video of someone asking Barack a question about something that has nothing to do with Bush and he just attack him... I'll wait.

[@centraltimegamers2977]

Nerdie Quirks Dotard is the perfect representation of his voter base, ignorant.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course, I use a metric clock, so it's only once a day. But it is still right.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Metric clock? Do you mean 24 hour clock? Aren't those usually digital?

[@CJusticeHappen21]

HASEnoncorperated No. I mean the metric clock. 10 hours in a day. A hundred minutes in every hour. A hundred seconds in every minute.

[@raptorreaper]

Metric clock¿?😐😱 You'd be late for everything.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

100 * 100 * 10 = 100000 60 * 60 * 24 = 86400 You're lucky most people dont use Sidreal days or it'd be even worse for you.

[@Mistrivious]

...

[@luanneharrell7822]

Jared kushner reminds me of a grown up Damien from the Omen-1st one. He has dead eyes.

[@ChunkySalsa75]

And then he did nothing. Typical Dump. All talk

[@GRKalexis]

(SHARING) Google: NRA contributions TRUMP RUSSIA GOP MONEY TRAIL The NRA and its affiliates spent over $31,000,000 million in ads to boost Trump during the 2016 election. Republicans got the biggest boost from NRA cash. (Florida school shooting survivor tells Trump: "SHAME ON YOU FOR TAKING NRA MONEY.") Google also : "Every Member of GOP Congress Who Took Money From the NRA and Tweeted 'Thoughts and Prayers' to Parkland"... *Donald Trump $31.19 million Richard Burr, NC 6.3 mil Marco Rubio, FL 3.3 mil Roy Blunt, MO 6.33 mil Todd Young, IN 2.89 mil Joe Heck, NV 2.53 mil Rob Portman, OH 2.32 mil Lindsey Graham $800,000 from a Ukrainian-born oligarch with ties to Putin's inner circle - the Intellectualist

[@boonlincoln]

Monologue Order: 1. Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns 2. Hope Hicks Is Way Too Good At Goodbyes (And Good Lies) 3. 'Tough Cookie' Jeff Sessions Defends Himself Against Trump's Attacks

[@criley386]

boonlincoln You're the real mvp

[@mccarraa]

Thanks

[@coleenparsons4905]

(These were all released around 2 AM EST and I thought of you - I almost did a tribute post but then the videos were pulled so.... you ARE the real MVP!!)

[@Informatic1]

4. Seth Meyers Closer Look on the same subjects

[@Ariels888]

boonlincoln I know, it seems like we've just crossed over into the Twighlight Zone. Crazy days. 😮

[@kalyanthupili6434]

I wanted to eat cookies today. The store was out of cookies. Sneaky Obama.

[@halfcabbage4000]

There are some A+ laughs in the audience! It amplifies the jokes!

[@atomhearts]

Really? The president that accepted over 20 million from the NRA says they have no control over him? That's rich.

[@natewagenblast8318]

Just like he is, from all his NRA knob sucking!

[@CButtonshaw]

they already gave him the money so fuck 'em I think is his mentality.

[@billybob802]

Why do you guys act like the NRA gives so much? Have you not looked into all the other organizations/corporations giving the politicians money? The NRA is a serious drop in the bucket, but you morons don't go bitching about corporations giving billions of dollars to politicians. Thats ok though. Billions vs NRAs few million in comparison. Better claim the NRA owns the govt /eye roll.

[@shentzu]

It is completely true. The have zero control over him. He doesn't even have control over himself. Ignorant stupid just poor out of his mouth non-stop, and then he grabs a pussy. Zero control.

[@tombranch2261]

The NRA is merely the lobbying arm of the multi billion dollar arms industry, and one of its many fingers in the pie, also, we DO bitch about corporations giving billions, its why we resisted citizens united.

[@TheJrbdog]

What's that phrase? Oh yeah, "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

[@StriderZessei]

TheJrbdog even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut?

[@kennethhwang3425]

"You have a different president now" and "That's your problem" are the answers you would expect from draconian bosses who embezzle money from the company, not a world leader.

[@ilovemesomechicken]

Bump stocks are guns? I bet you guys think they are fullly semi-automatic bazookas LOL

[@AgentKodak]

That Jared line was🔥🔥🔥

[@GorinRedspear]

What I think that happened is that the NRA told Trump he is only president because of them. A narcist like Trump can't let that happen so he is going on the offensive. As long as something finally happens I'm fine with it though.

[@PIlotrcm]

Modern American politics is amazing. The simplistic juvenile approach to things and the blatant tribalism are stronger than any rationale argument. There are literally tons of double standards.

[@mad_cat_1st]

"That's why I swim in heated pools!" I'm DYING. Hil-fuckin'-larious.

[@leemonade6943]

What’s funny is the lady next to Pence. Her expressions and water drinking are classic.

[@B3n3f1t]

Move the National Opposite Day on this date so I can make sense of this!!!

[@ducklingscap897]

I bet tomorrow Trump can’t remember what he said.

[@headcold7250]

Chiye yep. Pretty soon his press swampling will be out there telling the media that he didn't mean it. Or that the fake news media said it, not him.

[@Freespirit5371]

Chiye, you are probably right and that is why all of us MUST remind him and hold him accountable!

[@ahmedkhelbi3328]

Chiye I Doubt you can remember what you just said being the libtard you are... So here's a reminder ⬆

[@ducklingscap897]

Ahmed Khelbi Did you mean libturd? English is not my native language so I had to google it but the only thing I found was lipturd. How is that an insult for a women? And what exactly is the meaning if your comment?

[@nathanmckenzie904]

Chiye he'll claim he never said it

[@Book7BrokeMyBrain]

Oh man, this whole set killed!

[@TonyFoglemanWakes]

Steve, you've go the BEST BAND. These guys are tight and tuned in. Lov''n it for you that good 'ol Trumpie-pooh is coming for our guns. We really don't need them anymore. Thanks for your happy reporting! Bravo!

[@z.deutch1334]

Trump: "What do I need?" A soul, a brain, self control, maturity, intelligence, foresight, ability to reflect

[@AmeliaPond1994]

Cameron Lorna Obama never had a soul. he referred to children getting killed by drones as bugs in a "joke" at a white house dinner. he is a good talker but not much conviction or morality.

[@earth9564]

Amelia Healy Isn't that every politician?

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Cameron Lorna but Obama was either not strong-willed or experienced enough to end the war like he promised. He may be smart but he wasn’t wise enough, unlike Bernie Sanders

[@alemayehusolomon941]

Cameron Lorna Obama expanded the war on Terror, killed thousands across the the Middle East and Africa, he did not make a serious attempt to solve immigration issues gun control issues even after Sandy Hook, he did not fight for single-payer healthcare he did not fight for increasing minimum wage or increase working conditions and unions for American workers, and he was trying to push the TPP of the trans-pacific partnership in order to push more jobs overseas. So I guess all that is okay because he has manners and display some etiquette while on television. Will let me tell you something, your comment is a perfect reflection of what our culture has become, just a facade, focusing on Kardashians and other degenerates and looking good instead of actually doing good. For example instead of hashtags people could vote for new legislation and people that will work too lower crime and drugs and fix things like the opioid epidemic and gang violence. We could have built Aid camps in assisted turkey and helping the Syrian refugees without getting involved in a Bloody War. We could have protested the fact that Jared Kushner and others sold billions of dollars of arms to the Saudi Arabian government to be used against the yemeni people which many of whom are poor and have no will to combat the United States or Saudi Arabia. I know this is KZbin and probably one or two people are going to read this comment, but just please please please know what you're talking about and I'm just so sick of Obama getting all this credit just for acting like a normal fucking human being. He acted in The Very terrible way and all it takes is someone to just look a little bit into his eight-year tenure as president. By the way one of the first things he did when he was done with being president was hold a few speeches for Wall Street and some banks. So that right there should show you who he is. Contrast that Jimmy Carter, who helped eradicate the guinea worm which is a terrible infection due to a parasite in Africa which can lead to blindness. Now that is something worth praising.

[@pistachiosan]

Your first paragraph lists everything Obama fought tooth and nail for, (even in some cases using Executive Orders to get it done when Congress was at it's most uncooperative) and says he didn't fight for them. I think you need to stop watching Fox News.

[@MythicTyrant]

"He went to Jared." Well played, Colbert.

[@silvsilvsilv]

I don't get it. Is that like an advertisement slogan from something?

[@bruceslater7169]

MythicTyrant Stephen Colbert is the anti Trump propaganda show pretending to do comedy.

[@silvsilvsilv]

a118c Thanks :) Bruce Slater Fuck off.

[@bruceslater7169]

silvsilvsilv Another indoctrinated Leftist sheep listening to your paid elite entertainers who pretend to do comedy but hate Trump and border protection. Pathetic

[@stickiedmin6508]

He's pretty damn good at pretending then, 'cos this is funny as hell. --S

[@ashleyy6319]

Yas Stephen! Every line was served with a side of spite and I am here for it!!

[@what_is_going_on7166]

I love how the band played the “survivor“ song!

[@KingOfMadCows]

I think Trump would be more adept with Taekwondonut or Buffalo Wing Chun.

[@toddtoure7041]

KingOfMadCows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simonfrederiksen104]

Taekwondonut? Nah - more like Taekadozendonuts

[@leetraviusmckay314]

He's the mascot for White House Wild Wings 😂😂😂

[@mikeh996]

BWC nice

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

KingOfMadCows Terribly awful

[@mdudegamer]

Bravo for Dick's Sporting Goods, they're moving in the right direction. Although I'll admit I'm surprised they sold assault weapons to begin with, hey, at least they're stopping.

[@Sheepy007]

You Know, it's for all those Sports that involve assault rifles: Assault rifle Golf, Assault rifle Baseball etc

[@StoutShako]

mdudegamer A lot of companies stopped selling them after Sandy Hook. And then slowly added them back after the outrage faded. Don't let them take the moral high ground only to revert once your back is turned!

[@abram730]

They didn't sell assault weapons. They sold assault style weapons. It currently costs about $30,000, massive regulations, licensing and red tape to get an assault weapon. If they repaint the assault style weapons to hunting camo or wood grain, you wouldn't have the objections. It's the color black that you mostly object to.

[@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite]

MISTER NICE GUY General, assault rifle refers to a select fire weapon, meaning it can be operated fully automatic. Like he said, purchasing one is a wildly expensive and highly regulated affair. What you folks have an issue with is high capacity semiautomatic rifles, which are arguably less effective in a close quarters environment than a pistol. If we ban rifles, we will simply revert back to Virginia Tech, where 32 were slain with a .22lr pistol and a 9mm pistol.

[@thebitchisback2392]

There are no assault weapons sold legally anywhere in the US. Assault weapons were banned long ago. AR doesn't mean assault rifle it stands for the brand name.

[@sebastiancorrales8773]

Trump will think to steal this quote soon "To conquer a nation, you must first disarm its citizens."

[@blackbird5634]

you said it. He's not gonna let his base have weapons once they wise up to the fact he's cheated them.

[@FrankCastle-tq9bz]

will crow That’s what I am hearing - he knows that a lot of folks will come gunning for him when they realize how badly he screwed them and their futures over...

[@fry5544]

Murdering school children is not good citizenship.

[@Lumby1]

Sebastian Corrales, To conquer a nation, give everybody all the guns they want, then set them at each other's throats. Create chaos and make everyone depressed, angry and paranoid, it's not that difficult, when the gullible aren't bright enough to know better.

[@jonathanmillner]

I love how Amy Klobuchar was looking at 3:35. I'm not sure she could've had a big enough glass of water haha.

[@TheEqualizer-iw1bz]

If I lived in the USA and bought my sporting equipments from Dick’s, I could’ve won every Golf & Tennis game I’ve ever played! What if my opponent shopped there too... I would still run into the course/court unarmed and won the game. Believe me.

[@uniwasamistake6334]

The Equalizer 2014 And thats basically how America won all the games. They had bigger guns all the time.

[@Textxzz]

The Equalizer 2014 wtf are you talking about. Heroin is a hell of a drug kid

[@RoninZulu]

It's so weird watching adults actively arguing with a toddler.

[@nickboynton6906]

Novastarr ha ha ha ha. Comment of the week.

[@christopherollar4731]

Love you Stephen... great stuff. keep up the good work

[@lauren8135]

Eating checkers. that genuinely made me laugh.

[@Jerricola2]

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop here..... but Trump is actually doing something good? This is a new feeling for me, did we cross over to an anti-earth and swap Trumps in secret?

[@rainraihan9681]

RIP anti-earth

[@stretchchris1]

You're right. And next you guys should goad him into getting rid of the Electoral College. He'd do it if enough people teased him.

[@mccarraa]

He will change his mind next week, everything is right with the world and Republicans are still heartless people.

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Chances are it's just lip service. It's up there with the wall and getting those manufacturing jobs back.

[@nhagan001]

apparently we switched over to the "New 52" version of Earth where we can use "that's not a bad idea" and "Trump" in the same sentence.

[@murgontreloar5254]

I wouldn't get too excited, on either side of the debate. Trump just says stuff, sometimes just what people want to hear, sometimes just what he thinks people want to hear. This won't go anywhere and in all likelihood he will say something completely contradictory next week.

[@steevepierre-louis9418]

next week? you mean tomorrow

[@humboldthammer]

There used to be a floor-store in Oakland, CA, called Linoleum Dick's. Linoleum was a a tall sign, read vertically, and "Dick's" was an oval sign near the bottom. With Neon.

[@steevepierre-louis9418]

Nothing Trump says sticks. He'll say he never said it the next day even though we all have memories and videos. Wait till he actually DOES something. THEN you can celebrate

[@Chunkboi]

Well, 1 year later and he’s done something...several somethings. He’s compromised our national security, obstructed justice, got the US into a losing trade war, funneled millions of tax dollars into his pockets...

[@anthonynycholas4230]

Honestly, Reporters should bring audio and/or video clips of Trump's hypocrisy so they can fact-check him in real-time. to make sure that not even hardcore Trumpists can't be blinded by Individual-1's lies.

[@user-xs7fg3hb1j]

I’m currently celebrating the building of trumps wall. Consider the Celebration as “started”.

[@ghostwriterscorner502]

Today at the White House was like that one really weird episode of The West Wing that you only go back and watch when you're REALLY REALLY REALLY high on crack. Over and over again. While snorting mushrooms.

[@ronaldmcdonald23123]

Ghostwriters' Corner everybody knows u dnt snort mushrooms duh...... u stick em up your butt

[@wizkhalifasmoke]

in Mueller we trust.

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Forget it, this Mueller investigation is going no where.

[@original..mrknowitall]

kevinmuehl Muehlkevin so ur an idiot.

[@ahmedkhelbi3328]

kevinmuehl Muehlkevin Keep on trusting snowflake 😂 Wake us up when he finds anything :)

[@cuckshedrecords4806]

I can't wait until Mueller turns up empty handed so Democrats can stop blaming all their shortcomings on a fake Manchurian candidate investigation.

[@Ric_Vicious]

@Nobody Special - I'm sorry, how many indictments turned up already? Mueller's draining your orange man-child's swamp. You cancer are going to be ran over in November.

[@hk4lyfe59]

0:33 I don't know how you're supposed to concentrate during a meeting when there's a bunch of people standing directly behind you making a bunch of clicking noises with their cameras and holding a pole directly over your head the whole time.

[@MarcusModulus]

Colbert was in rare form. That was brilliant.

[@maestasify]

Stephen Colbert- Thank you for injecting humor into an otherwise humorless trompa-crisis. I can breathe now.

[@brianstraight9308]

He has such an anti-hard on for Obama.

[@hansakkerman2611]

Ace Diamonds unless Trump is also impotent.

[@kennybrightwell1877]

Oh, so a hate-on?

[@brianstraight9308]

What does one's age or political leanings have to do with Trump criticizing Obama at each and every opportunity? No President has directly, by name, criticized their predecessor this much to the point of actually out-right saying "I am doing things better than him!"

[@luvvinallmusik5748]

Brian Straight Obama is Newman 2 Trump's Seinfeld.

[@smittykins]

“Eat Lemon Lavender, mother******s!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shiva108]

yeah, as if Trump's words have actual meaning.

[@jadetheace]

I have never agreed more with anyone lmao

[@the_dead_poet7829]

By the end of this year I hope Mike Pence becomes the US President and John Oliver becomes the Italian Prime Minister.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I feel like i'm missing some reference here but that second part sounds pretty great none the less.

[@ericnick4498]

HASEnoncorperated Watch Johns recent skit.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Eric Nick I can't, ironically we don't get him in the UK.

[@marshacreary9771]

They're playing chess and he's eating checkers

[@justjoy5549]

alexdapostman wtf

[@CharlieHoliday369]

you should probably establish 'they' and 'he' is LMAO umm,not a Trump supporter,not from America so I have no dog in the race BUT... why no footage from school cameras? why are we only hearing from the same four students? WHY are CNN or whoEVER not addressing the problem ( not guns,he could have made a bomb or many other things....) the problem is the laws ALREADY in place were not observed. 1: States are not reporting and not convicting to make their data look good so they can get money from the feds 2: ( or really # 1,2 and 3 ) SSRI's are handed out like candy to kids already facing mental problems ; putting gasoline on the fire!

[@marshacreary9771]

AWE SUM Why no footage from school cameras? Isn't that how we got into this mess Why are we only hearing from the same four students? To address long standing issues of entanglement from people with no conscience SSRI's? Why are teaching resources for elementary schools so closely aligned with the name of pharmaceuticals? Is that a networking issue?

[@ladijae1]

Trump in my Urkel voice>>>> Did I do that???

[@syahrules]

That's a really nice suit

[@selcouth86]

Kushner looks like Machiavelli's skeleton dipped in wax.

[@TheAgamidaex]

Oh man, Trump supporters are so baffled by this too: "This isn't fake news... I heard him say those words myself. Are we all just going to pretend this didn't happen?" "It's either he's making a crazy move to trigger libs that now agree with hitler or he's seriously considers trampling the Constitution a good move." "It makes a lot of sense for Trump to be so convincing pretending to listen to the other side that even his own supporters feel betrayed. It's part of a strategy of pacing and leading -- listen to others, let them win a little [...] The fact that we get duped by it is just a sign that he's doing a great job."

[@ducklingscap897]

Gleb Agamidae Or he can’t remember what he said tomorrow. He didn’t say to take the guns what the president meant was....

[@YZaiCreates]

Gleb Agamidae this is the one time I actually want to take a look at r/thedonald

[@saugeyes]

Gleb Agamidae We'll just have to wait and see what Sarah Sanders says about it. can't wait

[@Texaca]

Gleb Agamidae --- where'd you get those quotes from? or are you quoting your own thoughts 😉

[@TheAgamidaex]

From r/the_donald, naturally. I can find you links to the exact comments if you want. They are buried in the threads, people aren't eager to talk about it over there.

[@Legman688]

It's June 2, 2020, and I just now finally got around to watching this, and it is the first thing to make me feel any better in three days.

[@LackeysLack]

0:34 Holy hell, the WALL of press people on the other side of that table.

[@ziqi92]

I’ll applaud when the bill is passed and signed.

[@headcold7250]

Probably just a show for the cameras to make republican'ts appear to give a shit about human life. The money is what matters to politicians and businessmen.

[@sirius4k]

Don't hold your breath :P

[@sirius4k]

headcoLd That's clearly not a republican agenda, Trump's just freestyling and will change his mind very soon. As it has happened before many times.

[@15secondsofinstafame59]

No you won’t.

[@headcold7250]

sirius4k keep in mind that the right wing is desperate to keep power. They motivated the slaughter of the future of their party. They must act

[@NewMessage]

Well.... That homeless guy with the placard was right...The end times have come.

[@SaltySalman]

I've seen cia trolls in Russian videos then Russian trolls countered them been going on for few years now. Now there's liberal trolls too,,?

[@lucasguinness3654]

New Message Russian bot

[@SaltySalman]

Lucas Darmody no hes American.. Not a bot but a paid troll

[@infinitesingularity3835]

We fucked anyways

[@albertbremner8173]

You should all have R15's. All good Americans. 556 This clown is funny. But he's just a bloody clown

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

"what do I need?" . . . A moral compass.

[@jpdemer5]

"...and a salad once in a while." LMAO

[@rysun8709]

Kim Jong Un : 'We want to have talks but only with Jared not with Mad Dog'

[@AyratHungryStudent]

I don't like Javanka. I like Ivanred. Ivan and red are two symbols of Russia.

[@princeps138]

BartJ583 We can hope, at least.

[@celiashen5490]

'Dick's has balls'. This ought to be their new ad campaign and Stephen Colbert ought to get credit. :D

[@vertabrate1]

this need to be a lesson to his handlers that he should never do televised meetings again lol.

[@kinngrimm]

I hold my final judgment for the case there would actually be such a gun bill passed. Isn't it currently infrastructure week? How long is the new wall and is Hillary in jail? Is there peace in the middle east? Whats the progress on the drug epedemic?

[@kimjongfun5427]

No, Trump is just doing the NRA's bidding to help sell more guns, because ever since he got elected, gun sales have dropped drastically since everyone knew he wouldn't do anything about guns, some gun manufacturers' sales have dropped by 90%, that's why they have to let Donnie boy talk tough in hope to jack up sales.

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

I literally spit my water when I read this title.

[@brownpower9229]

I live in Texas, and pretty much any sporting store sells rifles, pawn shops too

[@squatch545]

Don't worry, Trump will walk back his comment tomorrow.

[@ninastone9054]

NRA... Did you hear that.. regardless of your rights, he wants to take them FIRST..

[@dmelvinable]

The gun lobby is probably screaming “OH NO!!! HE’S ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!”

[@squanchy666]

Cool color on that tie, man

[@quester09]

fine, but I'm keeping the rocket launcher.

[@justinnitsuj7041]

this will sell more guns. "Quick go buy more guns before they're banned!"

[@MikeS-zy8sb]

Colbert is the best!

[@nicole-corine4121]

Everyone in the room looks like they’re in a really weird hostage situation.

[@DagobertX2]

Yeah, till it is written and an active law I doubt anyone believes trump.

[@awesoman089]

Trump going for that re-election.

[@hypershotu3808]

Damn Colbert those are hard hits lol

[@terrellrobinson3286]

Heated pools prevent shrinkage.

[@claudiatsevi4938]

He went to “Jared”??💍💏🤣finalmente!!!

[@SuperMachineElf]

Claudia TSEVI i didn't get that joke anda came to the comments looking for the explanation. Care to explain please?

[@veronicaachebe2632]

João Pantaleão Jared is a jewelry store that has commercials where the woman looks at her engagement ring and says he went to Jared's.

[@SuperMachineElf]

Thanks for the explanation!

[@claudiatsevi4938]

Thanks for the explanation

[@claudiatsevi4938]

I was late but I see Chinenye Fierce gave you a good depiction

[@tomitstube]

give trump 24 hours and he'll say the complete opposite. wait for it...

[@evegreen6501]

Wow :))) Respect :))))))) A fan of this Show for life !

[@NathanTAK]

Stephen channeled some John Stewart around 0:22

[@lightbearer7652]

grab them by the gunz, when you're star they let you do it

[@TrackpadProductions]

In America, if you want to buy a car, you have to submit yourself to an authority that assesses whether you can be trusted to responsibly operate it. If you can demonstrate that you can responsibly operate it, you are permitted by them to use it under certain restrictions and in certain places via a licence. If you cannot demonstrate that, or demonstrate that you cannot do that, you are not permitted to use them. And people are just, kind of, okay with that. But people have been trying to apply those laws to guns for years, and have failed utterly. In America, it is harder to buy and operate a device designed for transporting people and things around than it is to buy and operate a device designed for indiscriminately ending human life. And in America, and only in America, that's considered normal.

[@evannibbe9375]

TrackpadProductions People are taught to use cars in school. Do you want everyone to have classes in school on how to use guns?

[@TrackpadProductions]

People are taught how to _avoid_ hurting people in driving classes. And for the record, yes. I think it could be useful for people to be able to learn to use guns safely, and to avoid accidentally hurting someone with them.

[@P_double_H]

You don't need a license to own a car...

[@anz2441]

hey asshole...do criminals have to pass a test ? Will the Muslims and illegals that are flooding this country need to pass a test ? I am a Law Abiding citizen, come take mine...I dare ya !! Weapons and Firearms define freedom...because it means I am in control of my life, not someone else. It is much easier to control someone if they are disarmed.

[@anz2441]

@@evannibbe9375 yes...sign up the criminals and illegals plz LOL ..give me a fucken break....we are not giving you our freedom..I mean firearms !!

[@morgengabe1]

I moved to the US in 2011 and the first time I saw guns in a shop was at Springfield mall in Alexandria VA, at Dicks. It actually blew me away. They had a wall as wide as my house is long dedicated to rifles.

[@YeeSoest]

Exactly how I felt. "Pardon me? Did HE just get that RIGHT? Whooowhaat????"

[@demetriusseals7545]

YeeSoest I 7ml

[@ethanrummel7638]

6:48 is John growing his hair out? Gonna look good.

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

I will reiterate what Stephen is going through: What is happening?

[@kitkatdeaumont7305]

Sooooo much water sipping during this meeting, everyone must be really thirsty 😂😂

[@toraltoral3509]

KitKat Deaumont yes, they are all thinking what a f**king Moran. He is still jelous of President Obama and Tweeting 4 am about Alex baldwin . the Asshole still think he is on the Apprentice. I hope Mike Pence takes over. Country before party

[@madhonib]

A heart, a brain, courage, a sense of loyalty?