Pee Tape Allegations; Paul Ryan Retires; Trump Attacks Mueller: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Trump's allies ramping up their attacks on Robert Mueller and Paul Ryan's decision to get out of Washington.
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[@justmenb3379]

seems to me Americans do not need another speaker of the house...you need a good listener of the house.

[@jaiguru9538]

We NEED the UN to step in and save us from becoming a theocratic dictatorship, and specifically to monitor our elections.

[@isaac198428]

Conclusion; There is a tape out there. But first we need to convert it into DVD. 😏

[@lnsflare1]

Isaac Kamau Any waterproof medium, really.

[@jakethomson2991]

Isaac Kamau - Maybe that's what's on that DVD Stormy Daniel's lawyer showed.

[@nadiavoun7137]

Isaac Kamau. Or Blue Ray.

[@currentresident3775]

lnsflare1 Lol!!😄

[@johntende9885]

We've got PirateBay.org

[@Majed_ashraf]

5:19 😂😂😂 "Did you aim high or were u high when u aim"

[@leemaxwell1912]

This was one of Seth's best commentaries that I've seen; he has reached Jon Stewart level of clarity.

[@stellamoore2494]

Lee Maxwell he is pretty darn good but so isTrevor.we are so fortunate to have these comics helping us get through this difficult time.

[@carrie0508]

The closer Mueller and November gets, the more Rats jump off the ship!

[@pablocruise678]

Carrie Weaver - rue, we are seeing this happen in real time. 3 people just resigned this week.. and we never heard of these people.

[@Stefane976]

What happen in November ??

[@tonib.3016]

Stefane976 really? SMFH.

[@ReR7474]

You need to understand most of these commenters are not from US so they don’t know a lot of things.

[@LoraZenta]

@@Stefane976 In November, we get to elect a new president. Thank God.

[@thichtuky9017]

This is like the worst sitcom ever but you still can't stop watching it.

[@currentresident3775]

Thích Tự Kỷ 💯👍

[@ScionStorm1]

USA is stuck as an episode of Black Mirror.

[@adde27]

Paul Ryan really has no backbone. It's astounding that he can actually walk.

[@ladykatnip7698]

Seth's facial/eyeball expressions are becoming more savage, and I love it.

[@jewelsymom]

Seth and his team nailed it again! Thx!!

[@rolandomichel2070]

My Brain actually hurts from shaking my head so much... I am not sure of my ability to keep up with the ludicrous events of this current administration and my own physical limitations as regards to my disapproval thereof... in other words, Trump's gotta go or my head might come clean off!

[@ripplerockcinema8035]

The world needs Bob Ross now more than ever.

[@princessbuttercup8954]

Roland Michel believe me you are NOT alone! It is fucking ridiculous that this is our daily lives now!

[@TCt83067695]

Roland Michel no man. Hold it still. The best part is yet to come

[@brettperry3737]

Roland Michel relax.... sooner or later he's bound to do something so colossally stupid that the ensuing riots will offer a nice change of pace. I'm surprised he's made it this far.

[@bam2xl14]

Paul Ryan is leaving Congress so he can work for one of the companies that paid him to cut their tax rate... PR bout to get paid

[@NewMessage]

Rob Ford also screamed up and down that there was no crack tape. He also wanted it investigated, but privately. He also said that there couldn't be a tape, because it would ruin him. There was totally a crack tape.

[@bladedesoul]

We saw the tape. lol

[@Omar-qm5sf]

Mitch McConnell next please.

[@sharonspaghetti815]

Omar Yes please

[@TheNefastor]

Omar he's a turtle, he'll live forever, unfortunately.

[@BusoRockin1000]

He still has 2 years before he is up for reelection. The Democrats also refuse to back up our candidates against him.

[@TheNefastor]

BusoRockin1000 what and who do you mean by "our" ?

[@BusoRockin1000]

I live in Kentucky.

[@EmpireSun]

Paul Ryan makes me ashamed to be from Wisconsin.

[@randellrussell2400]

Then vote

[@pablocruise678]

EmpireSun - nah, if you like or love badgers or the packers I don’t See a problem, spoken as a niner Fan

[@jopestv1063]

moved back to Sconnie 1/17 after being gone since Wanker's "re-election" in 2011. can't believe how the state has cowered & let these cretins take over. first thing I did was registered to vote. Dammit if I has to live in this godforsaken seven months of winter state the last thing I want is AN ASSHOLE RUNNING THE STATE. VOTE GODDAMMIT

[@donaldjtrumpsucksputinsdic3150]

EmpireSun turn Wisconsin blue then.

[@jillniemczynski5517]

I'm proud to be from Wisconsin. Just ashamed of who got elected in this state.

[@bobjon2282]

My kids would never know about "Piss Tapes" Without Mr. Trump....Thankyou G.O.P...You are truly the moral standard in America.

[@TrumpFanNetwork2]

Gullible libtard.

[@wse33]

I actually have coworkers that STILL support this administration and argue about how good it is. I just don’t talk to them about it anymore.

[@cynthiazaleska8819]

Me to. I handle it by drawing cartoons of birds pooing on trumps head and a orange cat who got a job sitting on his head and demanded prevailing wage to go to Mexico with trump. I show them to my trump loving co-workers and watch them get all flustered and pissed off. Its a riot. I have one of a cat saying she wants Gloria Allred and Dr. Oz because trump grabbed her.

[@whatwhat8524]

I know, it's soooo scary. What is wrong with people. It's like that movie where people are hatched from pods and kill and replace the humans. ". " Not one of us!" Can't remember name of movie, but it's like we are in that movie.

[@juddjohnson5200]

The Dunning-Kruger effect.

[@ElevenAce]

The truth is that like "49%" of Americans voted for Trump... Remember that for whatever reason they thought he would be a good choice... That fact right there shows the state our country is in.

[@terrencelockett4072]

"49%" of voters voted for him but only about 58% of registered voters voted.So the lie that 49% of Americans voted for Trump is another lie they like to spread. Trump supporters will say anything to make their great leader seem like an actual leader.

[@Ingcivilcarlos]

How is it that Sean Hannity doesn't get sued for making stuff up like that, isnt that defamation?

[@GreenDragon11]

Carlos Carreño Because Faux News is listed as an Entertainment show and he is just an opinion type person, not a journalist. I kid you not, he has said that many times. It’s how Faux News got out of a law suit some time back. But their audience still believes that what they report is real news. I figured they prefer it that way. Sick and Sad!!

[@jaiguru9538]

It's time we make the reinstitution of the fairness doctrine an electoral issue. Enough of this state run propaganda.

[@Ingcivilcarlos]

Holy crap thats so twisted. Everyone I know that watches fox news thinks it's a news network. That is wrong in so many levels no wonder they get away with all that crazy shenanigans

[@cisco8650]

I believe the parents of Seth Rich are suing Fox "News" for peddling conspiracy theories involving their son.

[@Ingcivilcarlos]

If you think about it it's crazy they even have the word news in their name how does that even hold in court?

[@siddjoshi2053]

What else can you expect from a man with no backbone ?!?! Whats next ?!?! Mitch McConnell going back inside his shell ?!?!

[@Noah-lj4rz]

did anyone ever find his spine ?

[@burtshort9900]

no trump is going to bomb some of Assad's own people because Assad allegedly gassed some of his own people.i think false flag.in hindsight, probably cia gassed Iraqis then blamed Saddam Hussein.

[@lewiswood9286]

I agree, paul ryan is a spineless fuckstick

[@u2sightseer]

sidd joshi That is hilarious

[@blaze5053]

sidd joshi I miss John Stewart

[@cynmann4584]

Awesome job Seth Myers! Everything you said was spot on.

[@SplashIt34]

Yes a lie

[@kiza4178]

like Marie Antoinette said, "let them eat Twinkies!"

[@ivan-pm7xc]

Dam to funny seth is killing it on his show..Love it...👌👊👊

[@margaretjones4682]

Ivan Pena, YES!!!

[@JetHawk222]

I swear if this pee tape is real and gets released Seth and Colbert are gonna have a fucking field day roasting this orange president.

[@rasmie8858]

Dude, not just them...all sane people are going to party like it's the fourth of fucking July.

[@sparklez63368]

rasmie The day that tape comes out is gonna be a national holiday. 😂

[@aidanyelsma7762]

Don’t forget Trevor Noah and John Oliver.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Bring it on ,i can't wait to see that day.

[@h.haydon8044]

They been doing that without the tape ;)

[@GeraltOfKrypton]

Clog up the toilet and leave the dinner party 😂

[@CanItAlready]

Thanks to Colbert I can't look at Paul Ryan without thinking "Crossfit Dracula". LOL

[@steelstringd2018]

God. This news cycle has been a marathon sprint. Its so hard to keep up.

[@Droemar]

You think we could ever go back to things being calm? I can't believe Obama went 8 years without a scandal (that wasn't generated by Fox news, that is.)

[@steelstringd2018]

Droemar Thats a good question. I think yes. But that's because I think that whatever comes next won't hold our attention.

[@2134steven]

Just in case you weren't aware this is a comedy show, not a reliable source of news.

[@hansakkerman2611]

redman halfbreed still more reliable than Hannity's verbal diarrhea.

[@2134steven]

Hannity show isn't a news program either, it's a right wing political commentary show.

[@aprilwearsgucci]

Remember when Republicans attacked President Obama for wearing a tan suit and loving spicy mustard.

[@marcel84marcel]

aprilwearsgucci also, remember when he gave his wife a fist bump. They called it a "Terrorist fist bump". ✊ ✊

[@coolwater55]

aprilwearsgucci oh the good ok days!

[@kensharpe1047]

No member of any political party ever remembers what they did when the opposite party sat in office...

[@reaganlear6548]

aprilwearsgucci Good times 💞

[@currentresident3775]

aprilwearsgucci They were (and still are) such petty dipshits.

[@vdinh143]

I actually forgot about the whole illegible notes on the margin of the tax code. That was such bullshit.

[@crazycajun3277]

I nearly spit my drink out when that fat Hammity head did the Lurch impression! "You rang?" Seth is really funny!!

[@oakboyh]

Years later “You Rang” still sounds funny as f

[@vvMathematicalvv]

"Let them eat cake" - Marie-Antoinette

[@lnsflare1]

vvMathematicalvv "Let them eat cake covered shortening with enough preservatives that it technically counts as embalming fluid." - Paul "Ho-ho" Ryan

[@mdixon4212]

vvMathematicalvv Oh great, now I want cake #triggered

[@karriebelle49]

vvMathematicalvv actually she never said that it was one of her ladies in waiting ....but mmmmm cake 🍰

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

vvMathematicalvv eat twinkies😂

[@SpaceCommand]

Oh here we go again..... *"BUT BUT BUT HILLARY"!!* 😂😂😂😂

[@Geospasmic]

I don't think Hannity knows how those conspiracy charts are supposed to work. You need to connect the different things together, not just one thing to a bunch of other tangentially related things.

[@kungfukid4124]

Hannity is the Paul Joseph Goebbels of Trump.

[@patbyrne3076]

varying-degrees You’re expecting clear thinking and sound logic. Nope, not there.

[@matthewlehman7937]

Sean Hannity doesn't know how most things work, owing to the fact that he's a buffoon

[@just_breathe]

Hannity is in the Russia mess up to his eyeballs. see @louisemensch

[@abnarain8359]

We can't even go to the bathroom, anymore, without thinking about Trump.

[@missdaisy5736]

Loads of idiots who look forward to nukes. FOS.

[@Goodbrew84]

Is it because you read the news on your phone while you poop?

[@Goodbrew84]

Do you know a lot of leftists?

[@PushaaaT]

Get the Golden Tapes

[@jedirevan1582]

What accomplishments? They can't even pass a budget.

[@usernamehyt]

can you guess how much that tape is going to cost netflix in blackmarket

[@solomonofbifrost6855]

He is just one less red menace to challenge the necessary Blue tide that must sweep over Congress to right this ship. I only lament that even a decade of hard work and legislation will likely not undo all the damage that's been done. But God bless those who mean to try.

[@GrayAndGrey]

The Blue Wave cometh. Maybe it will turn the capsized ship called the USA.

[@the-chillian]

He was going to lose anyway. I'm sure he knows it too, and that it's the real reason he's quitting.

[@currentresident3775]

Solomon Twiggs Get to the polls early. God knows I will.

[@ericwall6219]

Trump would be fired if he ran a Wendy’s as bad as he’s running the country.

[@solomonofbifrost6855]

That grinds the hell out o' my gears. Only the fortunate and influential can afford to be so very terrible at their jobs.

[@LastbutNotFirst]

country is going much better than the 8 years of obama. if you can't recognize that.. something wrong.

[@timm5362]

LastbutNotFirst Stocks are going down. Trade war. Possible war with North Korea. Possible war with Russia and Syria. A new scandal every day. Extreme tensions between parties. Tax cuts were a scam. But oh yeah. We're the dumb ones for thinking that's not great... 😞

[@plaidpanda]

LastbutNotFirst Something wrong, alright.

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Really... it's like if Trump ran any business as bad as the country, it would go bankrupt- Oh, wait...

[@Bluecho4]

Once again, Sean Hannity engaging in the current right-wing rhetorical staple: deflection and Whataboutism.

[@bigspoon7984]

Paul Ryan never stood up to, or for, anything. He is leaving, thank God, only because reelection is unattainable. Thanks be to Paul for leaving. (I think Jesus said it first) When the staying gets tougher than the leaving; let Paul Ryan be the...not first...no not the second...was he the 5th ...the 38th or 40th to leave...anyway, Paul is the first Speaker not to Speak. Congrats Paul, you've escaped the burning building; but you only rescued yourself. What a hero. Now, how will the rest of fair?

[@pamelacass9642]

big spoon Ryan is making Boehner look good...if that's possible.

[@Ingcivilcarlos]

He's so bad at lying that he didn't even denied the existence of the pee tape, he just said it wouldn't come out and even if it did he'd be embarrased. Poor Melania.

[@currentresident3775]

Carlos Carreño Don't feel sorry for her. She's probably peed on stuff for his favor as well. She's a bought woman.

[@chriscorbin6980]

No sympathy for Melania. She married for money and a green card. Only Trump I feel sorry for is Barron. He may be in a cushy, protective private school, but he has to be hearing about all of this.

[@siddjoshi2053]

Well, Golden showers.. explains how Mr President maintains his complexion...

[@babsyleeb1288]

sidd joshi His skin does have a urinal cake-ish texture.

[@reptomicus]

I thought it was hepatitis.

[@thevine2010]

Well, we know what happens when you mix red and yellow...

[@nadiavoun7137]

sidd joshi 😂😂😂

[@Wolfboss7]

sidd joshi Think he makes his wife pee on him too, I mean we already know he likes being spanked with newspapers and magazines. Man could just be that kinky.

[@spelunkerd]

Who would have predicted that electing a narcissist with a huge number of allegations hanging over his head would be good for the country. He is obsessed with his own image, how can he possibly focus on his job? How can we be assured that decisions about Syria, North Korea and China will not be ploys to deflect public attention from his personal problems?

[@maryhalverson5713]

All good questions. Too bad Trump ran against a narcissist with an equally huge number of allegations hanging over her head who cheated a far more palatable contender who would've easily beat Trump to a pulp.

[@spelunkerd]

Well, you make a good point that she was a poor candidate, her extensive experience and intelligence notwithstanding. She had her chance.

[@kayomholt-montague611]

We CANNOT be assured of this or much of anything else having to do with Trump. Well, actually, we can accurately predict that Trump will do whatever the hell he wants to do as 'thoughts' pop up in his 'brain'!

[@just_breathe]

Mary Halverson: Nonsense. Hillary may be a lot of things--narcissistic maybe; we all have varying levels of narcissism--but she is hardly a narcissist. Do some research; quite frankly, you have no idea what you're talking about.

[@brettperry3737]

spelunkerd lol remember when he stood on that stage at the debate and told people not to vote for Hillary because electing a president haunted by ongoing investigations would cause irreparable harm to the country? Too bad he won't practice what he preached and just fucking resign already.

[@willdickinson2874]

Paul Ryan once said he really likes Rage Against the Machine, but he hasn't quite realized that HE'S THE MACHINE.

[@currentresident3775]

egg He's a goddamned poser. He's in the Mark Skrelli (sp?) camp.

[@seafoamserpent8002]

The ship is sinking and the captain and the rats are going with it.

[@papankunci]

just here for my Daily dose of "Closer Look"...

[@margaretjones4682]

papankunci, Seth was on fire tonight! He's always great but he surpassed even himself this evening. On point and funny. Great combo!

[@papankunci]

Margaret Jones you are so correct.. :)

[@msducks3397]

I'm adding my approval here, several good laughs and even more good points.

[@trinidadbotello9906]

So....Is everyone ready for the pee tape to be released? It's gonna be another super crazy day in America, when the tape is released.

[@rcomyns4520]

Trinidad Botello ..as long as I never have to watch it..

[@GamezinvadersDude]

Paul Ryan will be remembered as the man that brought the Twinkies to the people. (In exchange for their money and healthcare)

[@vietnamd0820]

Gamezinvaders let them eat twinkies

[@hellsingmongrel]

VietnamD0820 beat me to it. 😅

[@altrag]

Don't forget that annual CostCo membership renewal!

[@dietotaku]

I didn't think it was possible for Ryan to get more tone-deaf than bragging about a woman's $1.50 a week raise, but declaring "THIS is crumbs" when a corporation gets a huge tax break and literally tells its workers "let them eat cake," and thinking that DEFENDS the tax breaks is positively Herculean mental gymnastics.

[@Aeroldoth3]

Die Well, Ryan DOES like to work out...

[@babsyleeb1288]

Mitch McConnell next.

[@deka360]

Babsy Leeb turtle man

[@alleycatgillis1964]

Mitch McConnell could die and his family would probably be like, finally.

[@nelsonmuntz5872]

Comey is more believable than trump

[@TheNefastor]

Nelson Muntz the bar isn't high. I've met hobos that are more believable than trump.

[@alisgray]

Do NOT do Lurch like that. He was a very competent worker.

[@BeavisSaves]

Lurch has a much better personality than Hannity.

[@unfundedopportunities7278]

Will Trump finally be out of office this year? That's all I want to know.

[@Mina_Angel]

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

[@gorzonthechampion6784]

I don't think he will be out, but his legislative agenda will be completely dead if the Democrats take the house. Frankly agenda is too strong a word for this president's plan.

[@ScionStorm1]

But what will it be like in the Pence administration? (Shivers)

[@Slain087]

It's a fair bet that even if the Democrats somehow win a supermajority and can pull articles of impeachment (odds are basically nonexistent), Trump would still be hanging around for the rest of his term.

[@JacWarner]

Slain087 that sounded so reasonable I feel better already.

[@scopace314]

Why is Sean Hannity keeping this story alive?!

[@archangel9363]

Either fixation or has yet find something more humiliating than the P-tape...

[@lnsflare1]

Don't kinkshame him, bro.

[@brainflash1]

Because he's projecting his own guilt.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Because Sean Hanity is an insane idiot!

[@gofast9565]

Michael Pace Because he’s a punk like that coward in chief that he supports. Moron.

[@gavinmitchellmusic]

My favorite late night segment. Seth is killing it

[@A.H.C.]

Sure, Paul Ryan is leaving the House, but watch his smarmy ass come back in a few years and run for Senate or Prez. Politicians rarely give up power and go away for good, no matter the scandal or pathetic record.

[@cynthiazaleska8819]

He won't win.

[@ajcerenzie4844]

Them walls are closing in Trumpy

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Paul Ryan should've had a lot more backbone against trump but he didn't so I'm glad he isn't running for re-election.

[@cynthiazaleska8819]

Paul Ryan has no backbone and never had. He isn't running for re-election because he knows he won't be re-elected. He was voted best brown-noser in his high school year book. No Lie.

[@Tryingnot2bmessy]

Love it!! This was one of the best!

[@gaylelund9287]

he has the best writers of late night tv. thanks for posting.

[@agentleman4610]

Seth how dare you desecrate Lurch so badly by putting him up with Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity is more like Sleeze from DC.

[@CB-db1qx]

The last three years have been more drama than any reality show could have ever dreamed of being

[@CB-db1qx]

j zachary Tremendous ratings. The most bigly ever in the history of the world. Believe me

[@nomMascot]

This is savage coverage on Ryan’s retirement. Better than what I saw from CNN. Bravo

[@tyrant-den884]

Trumpites are all like: "everything is going fine, Muller isn't finding anything." Yet everone who would know for sure is jumping ship.

[@rasmie8858]

I think the reason Trump's skin is so orange is because of rash he's gotten from all that golden shower...

[@riosricardo7400]

Rumor has it.... that Stormy took a dump on his chest........😃

[@aprilwearsgucci]

And having unprotected sex with porn stars.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

No its the rash he's gotten from sex with porn stars.

[@LardGreystoke]

Sex with Hannity, apparently.

[@jedimasterspidermad5173]

rasmie that is true or he gets a " golden spray tan" 😂

[@robertd1211]

Sooooo, Ryan got his tax plan rammed through and now he gets to go off to the private sector and capitalize on it? Wow.

[@screeningmimi]

Robert D - I hate to say it, but he'll be back. He hasn't yet decimated Social Security, aid to dependent children and the rest of our social programs.

[@ozzykrahn806]

Trump jr

[@CocoOPNY]

"You can't just clog up the toilet and leave the dinner party!" LOLOL

[@cynthiazaleska8819]

One of my greatest wishes is Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell would get out of Congress and stay out.

[@clumsiii]

CADILLAC LURCH gold 9:04

[@bitcoinkush6045]

Wow, Hostess better cut Seth a check or at least some free twinkies

[@lindag5488]

Tax Cuts?!!! We owe more money this year to the federal government than we ever have, even though we essentially made the same as last year. What a joke!

[@rmescola]

His life work was talking money and healthcare for the middle class and giving it to the rich, including him.

[@arjunnahal7880]

trumps a goof

[@Sam-lr9oi]

An Orange Buffoon, some might say

[@TheKaiTetley]

Trump is the lovechild of JarJar Binks and Goofy.

[@missdaisy5736]

arjun nahal ...you need to tweet that in order to give it neaning😎

[@juliojuarez4033]

When will trump be kicked out of office??

[@MaggieLawlor]

Your commentaries have constantly been so on point and brilliant lately.

[@marys661]

Seth Meyers !! You are one of the GREATEST comedians of all time !! Love ya bro !!

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Sean Hannity Defence: "No, _YOU'RE_ a crime family!" This has been A Closer Look.

[@jb888888888]

I bet a nickel that Paul Ryan runs for President in 2020.

[@markevans4323]

jb888888888 I think it'll be 2024. Gonna take some time to shake off the Trump years.

[@flyerdon3116]

When Ryan said “aim high” was he directing another pee tape?

[@rmsrogerdat8355]

Most hilarious of Seth I ever watched. Nice job!

[@amazingsparckman]

Paul Ryan ends his career in a high note LOL. Republicans and the fake morals LOL

[@TheDUMAFamily]

"TALKING TO PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE! WHO THERE IS NO ONE LEFT IN THE WHITE HOUSE" HAHA FACTS!

[@peaceforall3122]

master of puppets to filled it up with destruction behavior....he is destroying America from within....he started with the white house speaker....open your eyes America.....instead of blindly supporting this administration...Pray for America....

[@leanie9660]

Carey Brown yup....I just got attacked by someone who insisted that Hillary has now killed at least 70 people. I asked for more details, he called me an asshole. Wow. I sure am a believer now !

[@leanie9660]

Francisca Molina: be afraid...master of puppets is crazy.

[@AngelaMStovall]

master of puppets do you not see and/or hear about all of his own staff he fires? I think when he gets to work at 10 or 11 in the morning that must be all he does before he plays golf! He's fired so many damn people that's why it's empty two right now when I'm making this comment and then he's got to turn around and replace them so hire/fire, hire/fire, hire/fire wow what a psycho!

[@professorpancakes6545]

Spot on as usual!

[@reneangulotrujillo1]

this guy is brilliant! thx!

[@PJ-lp4lr]

I will always remember during his run to be V.P. and he had " Shipping Up to Boston" as an intro. The DropKick Murphys told him to stop using their song stating "We Hate You." Succinct and Powerful. Paul take your copy of Atlas Shrugged and go away.

[@deka360]

Those rich people sure do operate at a whole different level.

[@vazak11]

Excellent coverage!

[@vazak11]

A bit uncomfortable with the "Train person" joke, but otherwise loved it.

[@karriebelle49]

Seth rocks!

[@PerovNigma]

I honestly thought this segment would end with that clip of a younger Seth.

[@askmemum]

Joseph Simpson me too...fingers crossed for someday

[@jonanice]

Putin has it but is holding it back as he secretly loves watching Drumpf get destroyed every week by Seth in Closer Look

[@seafoamserpent8002]

THE PEE-PEE-TAPE IS REAL??!

[@lauraminer9542]

Seafoam Serpent I think that Steele said he only gives it a 50-50 chance of being real.

[@thomasconner9743]

Great show guys!

[@t.nicolejones5410]

"You rang?" LMAO!

[@TheKaiTetley]

Aim high or get high?

[@megaman616]

theres definitely a tape lol

[@erickoontz6835]

Brilliant!!!!

[@mxtw7910]

Omg yes haha “Cadillac Lurch”. So perfect

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Ryan is such a craven coward! 😡

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LOL.... Yo, that Don King joke....HAHAH... It makes so much sense! lol

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