Trump Wants To Out The Whistleblower, Interrogate Rep. Adam Schiff

The President spent his weekend demanding to meet the Ukraine whistleblower, going after Rep. Adam Schiff, and retweeting dubious statements from supporters. #Monologue #LSSC #Colbert
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[@andrewgutmann9432]

Saying “I got a new puppy” without showing pictures should be illegal.

[@scarletletter4900]

It's an accurate example of how pupperdential privilege is supposed to be used.

[@rachelhorwitz9086]

Seconded

[@UsenameTakenWasTaken]

I got a new puppy.

[@rigdzindrolma7148]

Was it adopted from a shelter?

[@keararigg8453]

Exactly!!

[@Montesama314]

"I'm totally innocent, that's why we should kill any witnesses and fire the people who could scrutinize me." Yeah, sure, that's legit.

[@AmbyJeans]

The Homelander What?

[@jpah8944]

Are you talking about the Clintons there?

[@66flamer]

@@jpah8944 nope just about your criminal president who now seems to be losing his mind. When you are in full paranoid delusion it looks a lot like how Trump is acting right now.

[@outerspacern]

@@jpah8944 no one with a brain is talking about the Clinton's still, sorry we know you love em.....

[@mohnapriyanka]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@brendahobbs4486]

Omg if this wasn't REALLY going on i be laughing my ass of. God help us.

[@LambieSamba]

It is very satisfying to see him run for the door, Keep moving donnie!!

[@rayceeya8659]

"You only have the right to meet your accuser IN A COURT OF LAW" Finally someone on TV enunciates it. Thank You Steven Colbert.

[@4knewt505]

I had a coworker like that. She was abusive and intimidating. When she was reported, she confronted the timid staff outside. Bully mentality. People were afraid to report her. She's fired now but they are still telling tales of PTSD under her leadership.

[@NCMonefaith]

@@4knewt505 was she hot?

[@Mark_Chandler]

@@NCMonefaith crazy hot?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes, much love from a current law student!

[@dsp6373]

Trump can meet him during the trial in the senate!

[@abajarde]

It's incredible that this Levin guy is so interested in the personal information of the whistle blower yet voted for a candidate who did not disclose his income tax..

[@fitzpatric12]

Exactly!.. excellent observation,!

[@yvonnenippsonribbs1811]

But he Knew trump never had a dog 😉

[@Warrogue1]

But since the transcript verifies the quid pro quo, what the heck difference does it make who the whistleblower is?

[@abajarde]

Warrogue1 I agree with you. I'm just shining a light at this hole withing his argument.

[@codytsmith5678]

He sounds ridiculous.

[@theendofanerror4173]

"You only have the right to meet your accuser in a court of law......and I certainly hope you get that oppurtunity." 💥BOOM!! 💥 Me too Stephen. #METOO. 😎

[@sophiab.241]

...that is a very incorrect use of that hashtag

[@theendofanerror4173]

​@@sophiab.241 So a knock reference to back up me saying 'me too Stephen' on the women who say he sexually harassed/assaulted them and have for years wanted their right to have their day in a court of law to meet the accused very incorrect as well? 🤔

[@sophiab.241]

@@theendofanerror4173 oh whoops... didn't get that lol don't reply to comments sleep deprived like me. ps: love the username :)

[@Wild_Vegan_Child]

OMG that movie "Idiocracy" is for real!!!

[@TheEmmaHouli]

Not really... In that movie they WANTED the smartest man in office

[@TheMacwilson08]

We're in the prequel... Have been since he became US President.

[@Lowkeylie]

TheEmmaHouli Oh god, we’re not Idiocracy. We’re even stupider. That’s... incredibly depressing.

[@EricBurns1]

Anytime I read trumps tweets I always hear it being in Colbert’s trump voice

[@edwardmiessner6502]

LOL! Me, too.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Me too, BIGLY! Especially the "dot dot dot dot dot dot dot" parts! Anything he puts in parentheses, goes really fast and slurred in my mind. I'm glad I'm not alone!

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Or Trevor Noah! They both do better tRumps than the Great Pumpkin!

[@darkpepsi]

Bigly. I also read them with Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher and SNL member voices.

[@denyze2263]

Eric Burns ... me too A laugh a day

[@GrugTheJust]

Their house is on fire, and they wanna blame the smoke detector.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

So basically what's happening with climate change also.

[@machatte3522]

Perfect illustration👍

[@sallyforth2955]

Richard Stephens it's a bad analogy. More like it, trump is the smoke detector that says the house is on fire and the problem is the mexican landscaper's cigar, when there is a fire in the cable box that could just be unplugged.

[@sallyforth2955]

I didn't get to meet my accusers in a court of law, why not.

[@ricktd6891]

You sound like a dummy that believes global warming is bad for the planet while it's historically cold.

[@SensationalBanana]

Ok, that sudden dance number featuring a plague outfit made my day.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

"Does he have a DUI" God they are just shooting in the dark, aren't they?

[@elbarjones4812]

That's all they have left - still going through the 4 stages of grief. Denial now, acceptance later

[@AEdeathparty]

I think you missed the point which is that we should know more about the whistleblower. Think about how every other person who has EVER tried to whistleblow through the "correct channels" has been smeared and/or prosecuted. Now this CIA officer who was taking a 1 year term at the White House (which according to CIA officials is to prepare for a promotion) somehow went through the proper channels and the media wants to protect his name? I'm sorry if that's incredibly convenient to me, but with the media jumping to put out fake stories because they can redact it and make more money from the redaction then if they had waited to print correctly in the first place (which is common practice now), how can you so vehemently believe in this game of telephone where the MSM tells you that someone said something, but no information about who told them other than they're CIA. Maybe it's the Gulf of Tonkin, funding the Mujahideen, funding Cuban rebels, funding ISIS and Al Qaeda, deliberately infecting Black people with syphilis, or one of the many other confirmed conspiracies of the CIA that make me not trust a spook that the intelligence community DOESN'T shut down like they did whenever another intelligence community member actually whistleblew like Snowden.

[@samgomez2064]

@@AEdeathparty Jesus Christ dude wtf it's all not a conspiracy theory Q isn't gonna save ya

[@louisbrugnoni1291]

Sam Gomez Everything is a conspiracy to morons! It makes them feel smart to think they know something that others don’t know!

[@michaedove3562]

That's a great way of looking at it Louis Brugnoni. It makes them feel smart to think they know something, despite being a moron. From what I've seen its 100% accurate.

[@CandieP]

So according to Trump, I shouldn’t follow those subway signs that says when I see something, say something?🤔

[@artembentsionov]

Well, only when it’s to his advantage. It’s called hypocrisy.

[@chriswhite3198]

good point!

[@IAmSuzyQ]

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016 Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

[@razapitbulldogs7288]

😂😂Nostradumbass😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏

[@nelsonclub7722]

Lindsay Graham 2015 "I think he's a kook, not fit to be president"

[@mxnfx]

Heres the thing, Screaming Lindsey, and Moscow Mitch can do something! Unfortunately, they are so far up his rectal cavity they won't! These two weasels are the ones destroying our Country by sitting idle and letting this mad man do his evil!!!

[@CandieP]

Gus Gang Called HER crazy??? Umm Lindsey’s a dude.

[@ilovebeinagirl]

OK, I'm stealing "Nostradumbass", I'm telling you right now!! :-D

[@renatacantore-gross8842]

I miss the days when we had presidents that were eloquent & inspiring.

[@GrauzoneBay]

not dividing !!!!!! thats US problem#1 Mark my words, its gonna be aweful......

[@nicholascisternino4760]

exactly, and of course, the best example of the most elegant, inspiring, intelligent(if not genius), a role model for all young people and fathers, BARACK H. OBAMA: THE BEST POTUS, EVER. i miss the days when i could sleep well at night and wasn't embarrassed by our leader.

[@imeldago2519]

AMEN!!!!!!!

[@imeldago2519]

AMEN!!!!!

[@mhartung8335]

I miss the days when people were civil and inspiring.....

[@iamstevemoses]

I believe right now Trump is looking for a man with a whistle in every corner of the white house.

[@frze5386]

You got that from Kimmel!

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Chunkboi]

How many laps did 💩 take around the Oval Office trying to find a corner?

[@BitWrecker]

Yes....and OJ is looking for the killer

[@BitWrecker]

@@frze5386 how so?

[@danielmota1095]

with all that dirt he could have a beautiful, phenomenal, the greatest, and the best impeachment ever in history

[@ursamagickmt672]

Bigly!

[@shaneoblack1672]

@Killukwik Impeachment inquiries are a waste of time. After the house it has to be approved by the Senate. Nancy Pelosi was trying to avoid people yelling impeachment because its going to rally Trump's base and you'll land up with a shitshow.

[@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976]

When someone that lies 24/7 calls someone else a liar...

[@sumitarora5861]

The reporter who asked the impeachment question at the end sure is gutsy.

[@themightyraccoon2127]

You mean the activist?

[@couragekarnga8735]

So naturally he doesn't work for Fox.

[@anthonymagliaro4791]

and stupid and a liberal...

[@edwardsmith5650]

It doesn't take guts to be a puppet.

[@judioregan4210]

@@edwardsmith5650 - yeah, but it takes guts to admit to yourself that you're backing the wrong horse.

[@daina3628]

Translation: "Give me all the whistleblower info so I can attack him on a personal level." They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

[@bobleroy1924]

trump is out of control SAVE AMERICA FIRE TRUMP

[@lastpion6689]

When did investigating a crime, becomes a crime!.....only in a banana republic............. Ask yourself? Why is Joe Biden's son on the board of Ukranian gas company? He got paid 100's of thousand of dollars to serve on the board of gas company He had no experience in the energy business He didn't speak the relevant language He apparently no experience whatever in the region The deals he got has nothing to do with his background He has no expertise to sell No skill set to sell to the Chinese or Ukrainian @@bobleroy1924

[@jojowatson9743]

@H Hh Hmmm... I wonder why they did this anon? Maybe because they knew their personal safety would be compromised? This is exactly why such a thing as an anon whistle blower exists. It also does not matter who they are. The content of their complaint is to be investigated and its merit judged, NOT the whistle blower themselves.

[@killforce787878]

He really is unintelligent.

[@killforce787878]

@H Hh interpretation? Theres a freaking transcript of the conversation!!🤭

[@nuckinfuts7610]

*"Finally, they're not calling me orange anymore. I'm-peach!"* 🍑

[@deescott8312]

Nuckin Futs 🤣👌

[@Ariels888]

Just Peachy, sir!! Just peachy! 🍑🍑🍑🍑

[@lrivas4869]

Holloween is coming up, so I guess the new custome will be a peach with his face on it.

[@Anna-914]

BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

[@michaedove3562]

I'd prefer a Trump mask with an orange jumpsuit with numbers printed on the front myself.

[@paulallen579]

There’s a guy in America who thinks it’s more important to find out if a whistleblower on the president has dogs than for the actual president to show his tax returns and put his assets in a blind trust.

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

Pontus Ekholm unfortunately there’s a whole lot of those kinds of ppl and I live in a town full of them.

[@TheHikingnut]

@@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Hey! I live in the South also.

[@tiamia7139]

@@TheHikingnut Me too. If I could move to Denmark, I'd be there now. It's so calm, sane and EDUCATED there.

[@MyChilepepper]

And they are lawmakers?

[@fortheloveyoutube]

Brilliant. Thank you for helping us all cope with this orange clown.

[@emilyfouquettehoffman7886]

Who typed the words, “blatant,” and, “sinister,” for him? Along with all the other big words...

[@daina3628]

He actually has a guy who handles his Twitter, but Trump gives him specific instructions on punctuation (especially the ...), random capitalization and all the other hallmarks of his tweets.

[@patricknez7258]

Lol great call! We all know he can barely spell his name!

[@queenofthewhores]

Other big words like 'the'

[@mandala314]

I have no doubt Trump has 24/7 access to a thesaurus. He probably memorized that, and NOT the dictionary! Throwing adjectives like grenades

[@daina3628]

@@patricknez7258 we all know he can't spell his wife's name.

[@OranIsGone]

I would love for the whistleblower to be revealed and it's just Eric.

[@IvanHuntDrum]

Wouldn't it be amazing if Melania blew the lid off his entire criminal empire.

[@tommullins7631]

@@IvanHuntDrum - or Tiffany ... anyone remember her?

[@LeeLoo_22]

Oh that would be so cool

[@nickmessner700]

@@tommullins7631 We do, but she isn't ridiculously hot and doing a job she's criminally unqualified for. And is therefore not interesting to talk about.

[@burtosis]

I can't decide if Bolton or pence is more likely. At least 300 million people would throw him under the bus so it's hard to decide.

[@toadjiang7626]

"You don’t even have to be convicted of a crime to lose your job in this constitutional republic if this body determines that your conduct as a public official is clearly out of bounds in your role. Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office." - Lindsey Graham, 1999

[@jeannie3684]

@Toad Jiang What a hypocritical ass he is!

[@dynad00d15]

Good find! :)

[@tiki_trash]

Lindsey "two face" Graham, hey we might as well give them all nicknames, just like Trump does. "Moscow Mitch" is perfect and it seems to have stuck.

[@brickdebrick2167]

Trump did nothing wrong!! You now have one of the best presidents in the last 50 years and you only think of attacking him unfairly. Look at the economy. Look at the number of jobs created since he took office. And on foreign policy, never has America been so respected in the world.

[@DaveWhoa]

Interesting to go back and read the op-ed Chuck Grassley wrote on July, 30, 2019 titled: "We need whistleblowers for good government."

[@pennyyeomans4115]

No one will ever accuse Trump of dignity.

[@TimelyCookie]

John's face after the bird mask 😂

[@mypillowguy445]

Someone should start selling IMPEACH whistles.

[@aking3624]

I think you've got a Million Dollar idea!!! 😃😄😊😀 Start now before the Christmas 🌲rush!!!

[@laurahirsch9459]

@john smith Yess :D I would so buy one even though I am Not American😂 Maybe I can use it for the stupid politicians in my country 🤔😏

[@teddyballgame8791]

John Oliver was right. This IS "Stupid Watergate"

[@spammyhell6566]

+Teddy Ballgame ~ "Stupid Watergate II: Look Who's Stupid Now (The Same Guy)" JO is always right. :-D

[@lucyhellbroke]

@@spammyhell6566 OMG that's what I was about to say LOL "S2pid Watergate"

[@cctomcat321]

We're in _Stupid Watergate II: Look Who's Stupid Now_

[@TierraD2021]

_The Stupidest Watergate_ until the next "Watergate" in which who knows what the hell else that orange buffoon would do.

[@danielhofmann4283]

Colbert is ON FIRE these days. Quid pro Quickie. GREAT Comedy

[@duncancan69]

"I NEED ANSWERS, Who's a Good Boy!?" Way to go

[@anthonymagliaro4791]

I agree you "need answers' and a good enema as well...

[@errgag3580]

You know what is going to piss Trump off the most? The whistle-blower will be name Time Person of the Year.

[@carlosrivas5522]

that is a very strong possibility at the moment!

[@Will-bh8mu]

That would be awesome

[@lovelyskull3483]

Err gag , hahahahaha, good one.

[@dozog]

Or if it is Barron, you know.. the son of Melania ?

[@couragekarnga8735]

And, very likely, eventually become president.

[@cdcook913]

"You only have the right to meet your accuser in a court of law and I certainly hope you get that opportunity." - Colbert

[@patricknez7258]

Waiting for the prequel: "Stormy and the very, very small mushroom."

[@jackingofftoraelilblack2342]

You are very sad

[@nicholascisternino4760]

thanks, I really needed that good laugh. lol... seriously, thank-you. we must vote blue no matter who. pass it on.

[@jackingofftoraelilblack2342]

@@nicholascisternino4760 What if we vote red cause you know why not?

[@mhartung8335]

@@nicholascisternino4760 I'm not , and why should I? I'm a political Ne'er - do -well with a color preference to shades of red. Can you enlighten my vacuous , naive , soul oh Nic ?

[@sherryburrows2252]

@@jackingofftoraelilblack2342 That's how we got into this mess...

[@panda-qv5nq]

"That's cold." I love John hahahaha

[@leighj9566]

There was a time when wearing a tan suit constituted a national crisis. How far America has fallen.

[@cliffishot2def]

Exactly and asking for special mustard on a hamburger. Oh such horror things Obama did. Lol.

[@cliffishot2def]

@Ivy lol exactly that dress just filled me with disgust. I was so ashamed to be black. Oh the horror. Lol

[@letsfish1046]

America is great again. You missed it CNN kool-aid drinker.

[@jamedraa8472]

@Ivy you forgot she tried to "force vegetables" on children

[@Cylox5]

Jack Napier it was never about the suit or the mustard. It was about him being black that’s all it took

[@darkpepsi]

I want “Don And The Giant Impeach” as a real children’s book asap just like how “Whose Boat Is This Boat?” went into real production.

[@benben-ez8kh]

darkpepsi great idea!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Make it another charity, and give the proceeds to the victims of the latest hurricane, which will not include Alabama.

[@heatherbleu5370]

Another book that writes itself.

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Great idea... proceeds to help the victims of Racism in El Paso.

[@emilianozapata9331]

Bill Barr's eyebrow wart just turned BLUE!

[@pliniusoptimus2176]

"Do you want to coerce a foreign leader into being your dirty opposition researcher?" This is in the top 5 best jokes/sickest burns of the Trump presidency...

[@desursins]

Regardless of the outcome, we're still in the shizzle house.

[@censusgary]

“Then Schiff made up what I actually said ...” So Schiff quoted you correctly.

[@Tantalus010]

Yeah, that was a dumb thing to say, even for Trump. We have a transcript of the call released by Trump's own people. Anyone who has read the transcript and listened to Schiff _knows_ Schiff accurately represented that transcript. Sure, he embellished some of the minor details a bit here and there, but the overall message - that Trump asked the president of Ukraine to investigate Biden - was 100% accurate. Same thing with Trump's whistleblower comments: we've seen the transcript. We _know_ the whistleblower complaints were accurate.

[@jacquelineleubin5004]

Trump just admitted that the guy told the truth; "was he spying on the president?!" Get it?!

[@nctpti2073]

@@Tantalus010 On top of that, the president of the Ukraine essentially confirmed Trump having made the request.

[@dustytheloneranger]

That plague doctor's dancing is INFECTIOUS

[@irwindong]

The angry guy wants to see everything of the Whistleblower, but has no interests to his president's tax return? Ironic!

[@arjanstam78]

Trump taught them it's OK to have fun annoying, frustrating, thwarting and inflicting suffering on others. He's their hero, their god-bully. Violating the rule of law, other people's dignity and well being. Motto: "If I can't have it, I'll at least make sure you won't have it either, nananenana." Morons...

[@scottmerila4396]

Perhaps it's because the whistleblower is having an affect on the country and his tax forms are not. You do understand his tax returns have nothing to do with the running of the country. It's just a distraction the loosing Democrats, (yes that would be you) keep throwing out to support there narrative.

[@mhartung8335]

The whistleblowers are accusing the President of the United States of treasonous acts . There's no law that requires that the President turn over his tax returns. I fail to see the irony ; perhaps you can enlighten me ding dong?

[@arjanstam78]

@k K Congratulations, you have won the sycophant medal of moral bankruptcy for the auditorily , intellectually, and visually impaired. Plus a one way trip to the Autocratic S*holes of Bananamerica. Thank you for supporting the Trump Freedom of Simplicity and Stupidity Foundation.

[@arjanstam78]

@k K "Where do I get the medal by the way," Same place as where Trump pulls his claims from. That's why they're so smelly. Didn't you know? Then you really should pay more attention to true words than to great turds. B.t.w. "truth" is what corresponds with this thing called "reality", although I noticed that these words seem to be too big for Trumpists, so maybe it helps to look at it this way: Trump's lies relate to "truth" a bit like McDonald's _the day after,_ relates to haute cuisine _when_ you eat it.

[@johnmcgrath6862]

I love John. His comments, his laugh, and today he has the best face expression during the bird dance. Lololol

[@fatmaramadan6928]

He wants to know everything about the whistle blower? As long as we get to learn everything about trump...... including who bailed him out when he went bankrupt in the 90's, his tax returns, his school grades and an x ray of his bone spurs for starters....

[@ACKMINDSEYE]

Wants to know everything about the whistleblower? You have the actual EVIDENCE. That’s the way CrimeStoppers works! A person with info gives it to the police & they take it from there. This reminds me when courts used to blame rape victims for their past sexual activity.

[@cliffishot2def]

@Bobon Meiknob can you show us exactly how Dumbnold Trump is a self made billionaire and intelligent man?

[@judy8809]

@Bobon Meiknob Oh Yuck!!! he left a mess with the tanning lotion...

[@dallassmith7468]

And the 60 million dollar cash infusion he received, just before purchasing Scotland golf course. His idiot sons said in an article for Golf Digest ,that it was the Russians and then refuted what was in the article. So Donnie....where did you get the cash you refuse to disclose publicly?

[@thisnuts5596]

This guys are so down deep on their own shit....

[@andrewjohnson6716]

Levin’s demands aren’t demands “as an American”, those are the demands of a mobster, of a bully. Someone who demands power and leverage over others.

[@CollinGerberding]

"Tell me anything you can so I can galvanize the base against the whistleblower"

[@verawallace9055]

He is A nutcase

[@Tanagra180]

And no curiosity at all about Trump's taxes....

[@weiserthanyou2052]

"I want to know so much that if I found it out through my own efforts I would safely be considered a stalker and could get a restraining order against me"

[@stefanschleps8758]

Only if he were a real gangster and his life was like the Sobranoes. He'd be killed off in the first season. He's a weakling. What a ill man he is.

[@Gerugon]

The bit with the plague doctor hits differently watching it again years later >

[@alexlandherr]

Trump & Boris; or as The Economist calls them “Twitterdum & Twaddledee”.

[@judioregan4210]

That is sheer brilliance. We haven't a bloody chance have we, from either side of the pond.

[@NicolaMulholland]

"Which means we've officially entered the dumbest time in human history"

[@thewu910]

I say, bring the bird masks back!

[@robertlawrence2609]

Actually, they never believed the bird mask protected them from the plague. The beak was filled with flowers and fragrances to mask the overpowering stench of rotting corpses everywhere.

[@CollinMcLean]

Plague Doctors masks? I thought he was talking about an orgy...

[@CollinMcLean]

Never mind. I was in the middle of the video when I commented on the bird mask...

[@sunshine3914]

Just when you think it can’t get any dumber.... it does.

[@prod4963]

The Mad King has totally lost his marbles.

[@embelkowitz]

He never had any

[@blackhat1018]

What does Ryan Haywood have to do with this?

[@RWald8888]

He has not lost his marbles they fell out of Seth Meyer's mouth

[@shondiego]

Someone needs to tell the Republicans gettting a woody over the emperors new clothes, that he's butass naked.... Republicans party over country trash

[@grayb7420]

UnknownAnomaly he didn’t have any to lose!!

[@Hornswroggle]

I wonder if they had any Idea how much use they're gonna get out of the "Don and the giant Impeach" Graphic...

[@stevensoto9375]

Trump has got lunatics for followers. Amazing.

[@rossgeography]

cult of personality - hopefully it destroys the Reps

[@mhartung8335]

"Hatred is the cowards revenge for bring intimidated".....George Bernard Shaw...….

[@avacatherine5646]

Emphasis on the CULT.

[@MsRedwiz]

Stephen Colbert as James Bond - I would definitely watch that.

[@phyllishahart6111]

The person who always says “people are saying” or “I heard” denounces second or third hand information? Ok

[@sheliawright4896]

Your "Trump is being impeached based on hear say is a lie." Is infact a lie of its self. The whistleblower clearly states that he/she 1. Have official and authorized access to the information and sources reference in the letter, 2. Have personal and direct knowledg of the events or records involved. 3. States other's have told me about events or records that's involve. So trying to say the whistleblower is speaking on hear say. Deflections can be debunked.

[@lilsammich8252]

Believe me!

[@nartouzumaki8232]

he thinks we are all as stupid as he is

[@FEBEAULIEU]

Ohhhh, good one! Touché!!

[@babybree175]

Isn't it weird?

[@CallardAndBowser]

Colbert is on Fire in this episode !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[@reachtrita]

This is so hilarious!! Colbert is the best and he’s also perfect to play James Bond!

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

DreamingTata VeganMama not to be creepy... but you’re really pretty.

[@Cat-tastrophee]

Damn, I thought I'd seen Stepehn on fire before, but he scorched that stage tonight! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cass679]

Stephen how dare you tell us your family got a puppy and not show a picture! UNFORGIVABLE

[@couragekarnga8735]

Why? Haven't we seen enough pictures of Mike Pence?

[@rainerzufall6245]

His Twitter account posted a picture. 😍

[@Trund27]

Cass I was hoping he’d show us the puppy, too!!!

[@karenjohnston2844]

He is on Colbert's Twitter and he is ADORABLE!!

[@stephwiller9089]

Can we get a book Don and the Giant Impeach like we got Whose Boat is this Boat?

[@robinjackson7882]

Steph Willer OH PLEASE SAY YES!

[@nerdycaveman4547]

Sung by Randy Newman Just kidding

[@ravenberrry]

That plague doctor bit did NOT age well, and the entirety of 2020 has now taken the 1st place spot of "dumbest time in human History"

[@dcdoodad8]

"Trump tried to clear the air... unfortunately he used his mouth." I was rolling on the floor laughing

[@laurahirsch9459]

Well it IS the truth 😂

[@geoffkelly262]

He's freaking out, hide the nuke codes.

[@maggierezac5820]

@Geoff Kelly, happily he hasn't had them for a long time! Peace!

[@Rabbitsarewonderful]

This has to be a bad dream. I want to wake up now.

[@theycallmemrtibbs1684]

“The drama from Ukraine has another cast member” LOL

[@paulk9188]

@Matthew Dingee-Indeed, Bidden will be taken out from this.

[@Chunkboi]

Paul K for what? Calling out a corrupt government official in Ukraine?

[@paulk9188]

@Chukboi-Joe Biden threatened to withhold money to Ukraine if they didn't fire the investigator looking into Daddy's boy Hr was fired the next day..

[@Chunkboi]

Paul K and why was this investigator looking into Hunter Biden?

[@whatiwasgoingtosay]

It’s so puzzling why Trump keeps using the word “perfect” to describe the call. Like he’s been told his other calls were bad and he really thought he had nailed that one. Makes me want to see all the other call transcripts.

[@andreanderson8639]

Lol

[@Vagajammer]

That call was a 10...as in the 10 years he'll get for it

[@riparianlife97701]

We've heard what he says to and about Putin in front of TV cameras. I can only imagine his phone calls are a special kind of creepy.

[@scott8919]

When they're not perfect, he probably calls them gorgeous.

[@jbusa6630]

The other ones are 15 minutes of trump and Kim arguing over who's gonna hang up first

[@maxk4324]

You know how you can tell when shit's gotten really bad? When Fox and Friends is asking hard hitting questions about a republican president.

[@artembentsionov]

That’s because even they’re realizing how bad it is and are trying to distance themselves from Trump. Historically, sticking by a president being impeached isn’t great for your career. Look at Gore.

[@Asher_Tye]

Which, sadly, will just cause his followers to assume Fox has been bought and paid for and is controlled opposition now.

[@maxk4324]

@@Asher_Tye I disagree. I did the math, and using the highest estimates of trump rally attendance during the 2016 election that are given on Wikipedia, and assuming no repeat attendees, trump only directly spoke to about 1.08% of the people that voted for him. That means 98.98% of his voters only ever saw him speaking through the filter of a major news outlet. Now trump doesn't literally have a personal news agency, so he relies on Fox to distribute his in person public addresses in a manner that casts him in a good light. Without that all he's got are those 1.08% and his twitter account. Now yes, his twitter account is of course unfiltered, but like everyone, even he loses most of his normal charisma (as vile as his charisma may seem to us) when restricted to short text blurbs. Long story short, Fox turning on trump could be a much bigger hit to his PR machine than you think. This is, of course, assuming the rest of Fox follows suit.

[@bobbunni8722]

@@artembentsionov this is just Russia gate hoax 2.0.

[@artembentsionov]

bob Bunni how is this a hoax? And this time they’re actually proceeding with the articles of impeachment. Obviously, with Mitch controlling the Senate, he won’t be actually removed from office. But maybe it’s be enough to make anyone who sticks by Trump look bad to anyone who isn’t firmly on the crazy train.

[@lorenrenee1]

This show is gold. Every line a gem 💎 either Mark Levin assuming the whistle blower is a guy ( probably Melania) or the bird-man dance, or Stephens party line advert. Thank you for making my morning.

[@gerardocamacho1357]

“Dot dot dot dot” hahaha

[@christinepierce7560]

👩‍🎤 That's my favorite part 👩‍🎤

[@gerardocamacho1357]

Christine Pierce dame ... I honestly didn’t expect him to read that haha

[@caniscerulean]

+dot dot. We elected a president that doesn't even understand how ellipses work... (

[@philipcochran1972]

What? The background of the whistle-blower is irrelevant. It's the information revealed that counts

[@katiekane5247]

Deflect & obfuscate, standard for mass mind control. Fux Snooze is a freaking psy-op!

[@PrimoStracciatella]

What if he had a three-legged dog and his wife was caught shop-lifting 33 years ago? That would be plenty of reason not to believe him!

[@Seraphvonteschen]

This administration would be scary if it wasn't so ridiculously idiotic.

[@RepublicOfUs]

I mean, you don't have to be competent to be scary. Those child-cages they love so much are pretty damn scary.

[@kimberlyrobinson3992]

It can be both.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, that's part of why it's so scary.

[@littlemshashtag]

Umm it is scary because its idiotic? Like when you hear "11 year old pulled over driving car to get ice cream because parents wouldn't drive him" is your first reaction horror or laughter?

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Which makes it all the scarier don't you think?

[@johnhumphries505]

Thank you mr. Colbert

[@sergiomachuca9506]

John looked like he wasn't in on that bird mask sketch 😆

[@agbaid]

It's scaring how the crowd takes this intimidation lightly. This is some scary stuff. Dictatorship stuff

[@Berries20]

I'm scared for the whisleblower's safety and no one in his administration realizes they just threatened to basically kill/jail someone for upholding justice

[@tlac4120]

3019 History Class: "And then there was a bully with the mind of a 5 year old. And he was the U.S. President for 3 Years..." "Your kiddin' right?!"

[@Freedom-Live]

What's sad is half of the country voted him in...

[@KITTIMIN]

That's if the US is still here by that time... the world is getting very violent and with people like trump we could go into war at any moment at this point..

[@NyppissN]

Haha funny you think there's gonna be 3019

[@index7787]

@@Freedom-Live Only 60% voted at all so only 30% of the country voted for him, and 3/4 of those just hated Hillary. You're looking at more like 10-15% not 50%

[@pauloandrade925]

@@Freedom-Live No he did not get the majority vote by 3 million voters (more or less). He only won the ellectoral college .

[@joshcharlat850]

Astonishing.

[@leehall4595]

Cool Colbert keeping it clarified.

[@rhettcujo9006]

Lets piss off the president even more by giving the Nobel peace prize to the whistle-blower 😂

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Even better, let's give it to Hillary for no reason😂

[@Trund27]

Rhett Cujo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😄

[@mypillowguy445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4WydKGdbdSBjbM

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

They should give it jointly to AOC and the squad, Greta Thunberg, Adam Schiff, Hillary, Jim Acosta and Obama.

[@djtae808]

😄😄😄😄😄😄 YeZzzzz!!!!

[@rhutuja6671]

"Oh, you don't want me to touch you. I understand. Oh, that's the accusation, uh huh"😂😂

[@horsedrawn8347]

Jons reaction to that witch doctor dance bit was exactly what the viewers were thinking xD

[@ashstolley]

Im calling it now. Melania Trump is the whistle blower.

[@michaedove3562]

Is that a term for something?

[@timbit2121]

She hasn’t blown any whistle, especially trump’s, in a long time

[@wingedbluj1674]

It could be Tifanny. I mean she's practically invisible to him.

[@jc.1191]

@@wingedbluj1674 You can definitely see the narcissistic family structure in plain sight. Golden child, and scapegoat.

[@mrtree1368]

I'm calling it now you all are fools

[@carriel3054]

I can't read Trump's Tweets anymore without hearing Stephen's impression in my head...

[@SuperMegaSammy]

same here lol!!

[@gregm55mullen62]

Why? It's not a very good impression is it really...its rather childish actually. Colbert reminds me of Munsen from the Simpsons....

[@carriel3054]

@@gregm55mullen62 just because it's terrible and childish, doesn't mean it's not catchy. I direct your attention to exhibit A: "Baby Shark" 😆😆

[@sirslickrock]

Half the time yes, the other half is Alec Baldwin from SNL

[@seanscanlon9067]

@@gregm55mullen62 Careful or someone will call you a snowflake and accuse you of being triggered!

[@Ava-pq6om]

The whistleblower wouldn't be the accuser if this was a court case, the people would be.

[@amyness7198]

Bang on

[@hollygilmore4075]

Ya gotta love Colbert for telling it like it is!

[@BigMoney23223]

If the whistle blower ever reads this. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, thank you Mr whistle blower I'm forever indebted to you...... THANK YOU

[@keisehashi6898]

How do you think the whistleblower reply me

[@BigMoney23223]

@@keisehashi6898 wtf?

[@keisehashi6898]

@@BigMoney23223 is he defending the country or destroying the country dont fear

[@BigMoney23223]

@@keisehashi6898 is who defending or destroying the country? The whistle blower? Or the president who swore to defend the country/constitution. But I guess we can just sweep all his crimes under the carpet because "fake news" right? If you took a job, were told "this is how your boss wants that job done" and you agree yes I will follow your instructions. And 2.5 years in you start embezzling money,stop showing up for work,sexually harass fellow employees. And someone let the boss know your doing all those things. Would you be upset that you lost your job? Of course you would. But you FUCKING DESERVED to lose your job. And refresh my memory again what was the orange dementia brains main "promise" during his brainwashing he did to the idiots who blindly voted for him??? Something like "were gonna drain the swamp" what did you think he was referring to and actual swamp? Makes sense isn't he from Florida? I hear there's alot of swamps down there. Maybe that's what he meant and not to stop the corruption. Because his ENTIRE life has been nothing but corruption. Edward Snowden? Would you prefer to go back and not know the crimes the CIA is and has been doing for the past 9 decades? Yeah i guess ignorance really is bliss. Keep staying asleep to the world pal.

[@keisehashi6898]

What else?

[@robbie15211]

Why’s no one talking about Stephen’s 007 impression? That was gold!

[@hgfhghghgfhfghgfhghg538]

It was horrid!!

[@PunchKickBlog]

That plague doctor skit went on way too long. 😂

[@Alcagaur1]

When Donny says, "Against us" he is talking about the realm of Trumpistan (emphasis on the middle syllable).

[@CloudsGirl7]

"I wanna know everything!!!1!" This coming from the side that is fine with Spanky not releasing his taxes...

[@julianmorrisco]

Spanky. Heh.

[@TimeTheory2099]

CloudGirl7... Who better to run a Banana republic than an Orange Orangutan.

[@jessstuart7495]

Right Wing Media is going nuts because they cannot launch a multitude of ad hominem attacks against someone who remains anonymous.

[@1axe5]

@@jessstuart7495 a whistleblower from the cia would blow the whistle on the CIA. PLEASE DO NOT MISUSE "WHISTLEBLOWER" so when we have actual whistleblowers nobody pays attention

[@eiryuu]

@@1axe5 -- from wikipedia: A whistleblower (also written as whistle-blower or whistle blower)[1] is a person who exposes secretive information or activity that is deemed illegal, unethical, or not correct within a private or public organization.[2] The information of alleged wrongdoing can be classified in many ways: violation of company policy/rules, law, regulation, or threat to public interest/national security, as well as fraud, and corruption.[3]

[@-Big_Big]

Trump Shark twitter: " We are gonna need a bigger lawyer"

[@burtosis]

With everyone throwing everyone under the bus, one thing becomes obvious: We're gonna need a bigger bus.

[@bruceshark5501]

I approve of this comment.

[@watchandspray]

Americans laugh at this segment but Snowden, Assange and Manning are still looked down upon. Oh the IRANy

[@ericambrose7024]

You would think that the president of the United States would know WHAT THE FREAKING LAWS ARE!!! But no, just no.

[@ihmcallister]

maybe he wants to meet his accuser on 5th Ave, so he can try and prove another one of his insane comments.

[@WildFyreful]

Knowing him, he's probably already hired the sniper. That's how scared 45 is.

[@passiveagressive4983]

Love the James Bond vibe!!!!!

[@airamlehte9697]

You know if we wanted to write a book it could not be more outlandish than the reality of this Presidency!!! Mr. Colbert may miss this level of crazy.

[@grass7864]

If you love your president more than your country, then you've missed the whole point of being American.

[@willowhouston6912]

AMEN

[@thatguy6919]

Especially if you think the President cant be criticized or investigated

[@williamhemm6447]

@John Olson what do you call 28 million to farmers? Yep you guessed it socialism. What do you call $1.2 billion a year subsidies to fossil fuel industries? Again if you said socialism you are a winner?

[@sandragraves1177]

@John Olson well that's intelligent. Good boy

[@DDS029]

@John Olson You really should look up, in a real reference book, not Wikipedia, all of the definitions of socialism before you start accusing people you don't even know. I vote Democrat a majority of the time, but I also know the concept of socialism is a BS way to run a country. So no, we aren't socialists. I also know the system of government the Republican party believes in. It's called greed, pure and simple. Overproduce items your own workers can't afford, because the profits are kept upstairs instead of giving the people who actually do the work, still need a two plus, job household to feel some security. While their kids grow up morons because they can't spend the time with them to raise the like human beings.

[@InTheLight5292]

When he keeps saying these calls were ”perfect” it sounds exactly like a mobster that is surprised he got caught. “What did you say to them Donny?” “I don’t know Rudy the calls should have been perfect! They must have read through the lines! They got nothin’ on us Rudy they were perfect I swear!”

[@rike94]

Not funny at all

[@InTheLight5292]

rike94 Welp they can’t all be winners huh?

[@chloekey8043]

Spot on

[@ms.q7445]

Good point.

[@trumpetman2529]

To go along with the mobster idea: also calling the whistleblower a "rat" sounds eerily similar to someone telling a truth that would hurt a crime lord.

[@iisabelleross4804]

God protect you Sthepen Colbert, you are a brave man who tells us the truth with honesty.

[@ritafeldgeffen6053]

A damn shame

[@Tanagra180]

Oh, the delicious schadenfreude that tingles through my spine when I see how livid Trump is! ❤

[@katiekane5247]

Looks more & more like "lividity", that ugly look where the blood pools after death. Guess he croaked face-down about 3 years ago, given the bloat & stench. Must be too putrid for maggots (Maggats?)

[@lonewolf5238]

@@katiekane5247 isn't Bloat & Stench Trump's law firm?

[@katiekane5247]

@@lonewolf5238 lol. Only cuz Dewey, Cheatem & Howe dropped him for not paying!