Donkey Kong 64 Review- Square Eyed Jak

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Square Eyed Jak

Square Eyed Jak

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@randychristensen1028
@randychristensen1028 Жыл бұрын
Man, I forgot how much rage Jak used to have in his videos, even down to strangling himself with controller cords in the intro hahah Certified classic
@jerimiahsaiah
@jerimiahsaiah 8 жыл бұрын
i've never EVER seen someone rip this game apart until today lmfao
@bananajoelikesbanan
@bananajoelikesbanan 4 жыл бұрын
the game is trash though.
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
@@bananajoelikesbanan not really, matter of opinion
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates this game lol
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
@@bananajoelikesbanan this is why you don’t watch too many KZbin game reviews lol.
@i_am_dementia9926
@i_am_dementia9926 3 жыл бұрын
It really is trash. Nostalgia protected this game for a long time but ultimately it's more of a chore than an actual game
@Retrofuge
@Retrofuge 8 жыл бұрын
No childhoods were harmed during the making of this video.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+Retrofuge I love this comment xD
@Retrofuge
@Retrofuge 8 жыл бұрын
+Square Eyed Jak It's funny because of the huge praise from many who play the game. Especially, with people who grew up on the N64. I guess, its another victim of loved due to nostalgia.
@ethanciotti9103
@ethanciotti9103 Жыл бұрын
I guess when you grow up with an N64 controller you get used to it as an adult.
@SoshiTheYoshi
@SoshiTheYoshi 4 жыл бұрын
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
@Yungbeck
@Yungbeck 3 жыл бұрын
James - "hold my Rolling Rock."
@theblueslime1019
@theblueslime1019 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow hold on a minute, where’s the guitar guy
@BenjaminGoodman
@BenjaminGoodman 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if these 2 did a collab
@Super60429
@Super60429 8 жыл бұрын
Apparently, Rare actually wanted to call the game Donkey Kong World at first but for some reason, went with the trend of putting "64" at the end of the game's title like a lot of games for the system did.
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 8 жыл бұрын
Please note: Any harm and/or severe damage to childhoods are in fact, not fault of Square Eyed Jak inc. or any related parties. Please consult your game doctor.
@oki1823
@oki1823 8 жыл бұрын
Gotta give you credit for expressing your true opinion, especially for a beloved Nintendo 64 game that's also developed by Rare. Seeing how a lot of other youtubers would have kissed it's ass or not done it at all. I hope you get that 5k soon mate you deserve it.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+UnwornUniform Cheers :D
@mraljfri770
@mraljfri770 5 жыл бұрын
@sandalssuck someone is mad
@GrayD_Fox
@GrayD_Fox 4 жыл бұрын
Oki I have never heard anyone say this game is good
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Everyone hates this game
@caraloca5947
@caraloca5947 3 жыл бұрын
Most overrated n64 game
@Mythical444
@Mythical444 4 жыл бұрын
This is a classic video, hilarious from start to finish
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much. It's been a really long time and it's one I feel like has aged poorly, so I'd eventually like to give it a second chance. Cheers!
@Mythical444
@Mythical444 4 жыл бұрын
Square Eyed Jak nah man, i think it aged just fine. I know back when you made it, excessive swearing wasn’t gonna harm your video monetization but I find your humor refreshing. I’m a fan of the raunchy comedy mixed with ranting and complaining.
@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168
@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168 4 жыл бұрын
Damn bruh this video is a banger, like the game or not, you got to give this guy props. Deserves more views
@Leon--Kennedy
@Leon--Kennedy 3 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong doesn't work in 3D. I honestly think Rare should've made a 4th Donkey Kong Country game on the N64.
@EYTPS
@EYTPS 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with some points in this review, but the criticism towards lack of voice acting, as well as the comparison to Conker's Bad Fur Day, is leaving out one very important detail; Conker's Bad Fur Day was released in 2001, and had *64 MB* of additional data, whereas Donkey Kong 64 was released in 1999, and its expansion pak only provided the game *4 MB* of additional space. That's why Conker could do full voice overs and cutscenes, and Donkey Kong could not. Well, then again there was Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt, which didn't even need an expansion pak and still had full voiceovers.
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 Жыл бұрын
No one cares😅
@copyer9088
@copyer9088 Жыл бұрын
Game still sucks such an overrated game.
@homersams9015
@homersams9015 8 жыл бұрын
Glad you're not nostalgia blinded. Most N64 reviews are.
@privatepika2052
@privatepika2052 8 жыл бұрын
what is wrong with nastolga y cant someone like a game for nastolga
@toastbrot97
@toastbrot97 8 жыл бұрын
Because nostalgia comes from memories. And we humans tend to remember the good parts about something more then the bad. So you end up liking a game more when you played it in your childhood, then someone who just played it not so long ago. That's just how it is. I loved the game when i was a child, but even I gotta admit that he is completely right about nearly everything he complained about. Also children get impressed by nearly everything, so saying that you loved the game as a child while doing a review is just wrong.
@WolframiteWraith
@WolframiteWraith 8 жыл бұрын
You also gotta consider that some games don't age as well as others. Though sure enough, if a game can't be fun just because some times has past it's still a shit game.
@decadentgamer3108
@decadentgamer3108 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, I don't know. Some of the games that N64 fans hold in high regard deserve the attention. For example, I didn't grow up with a N64 and I didn't get one till about 2002. I finally got my hands on Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time around 2013 and even though the game play may feel a little outdated, I genuinely had a good experience with it. But I understand what you mean. For example, I love the first Spyro the Dragon game. Playing it always gives me memories of my childhood in the 90s. But even I had to realize the game didn't hold up and the sequels were better but yet, I still really love the first game lol.
@homersams9015
@homersams9015 8 жыл бұрын
There are some decent games on the N64 most of which have been ported elsewhere and tend to be 20 X better on something like the 3ds, most n64 reviews tend to overlook some of things Jak mentioned which when considering how expensive n64 games can get can be a real problem.
@HoundXXII
@HoundXXII 8 жыл бұрын
this guy looks like a legend of Zelda npc
@mr.monster91666
@mr.monster91666 4 жыл бұрын
More like an oblivion npc
@FensBRL
@FensBRL 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.monster91666 was about to say update your comment to that 😂
@nathanthompson7549
@nathanthompson7549 3 жыл бұрын
He actually looks like Seth macfarland
@crashban4t.f.s.b783
@crashban4t.f.s.b783 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanthompson7549 HE DOES!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@932747
@932747 2 жыл бұрын
He could cosplay the mailman from Zelda majoras mask
@LunaticJ
@LunaticJ 7 жыл бұрын
The main difference between this game and other N64 3D platformers like Banko Kazooie and Super Mario 64 is that those games are fast faced, utilized vibrant colors to make environments clear and visible, and it doesn't drag on with pointless collectables that pad out the length if the game.
@DmitriyK12
@DmitriyK12 2 жыл бұрын
Pointless collectibles; no offense, but maybe Madden NFL is your videogame of choice ?!
@pogmothoinriiii
@pogmothoinriiii Жыл бұрын
@@Samsung_Samuel spelling mistake obviously
@liammustapha6643
@liammustapha6643 3 жыл бұрын
4:58 Joy-con drift be like
@ErdrickHero
@ErdrickHero 4 жыл бұрын
The second stick on the Dual Shock is a leftover from the Dual Analog. The only reason there was a second stick on the Dual Analog was because Sony thought a single stick would cause it to be too similar to the N64 controller and bring upon a lawsuit. And now every controller has nearly the same layout.
@ThatBluDude
@ThatBluDude 5 жыл бұрын
Beat this 101% 😎 Yeah I regret it...
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
Cap
@DamnZtar
@DamnZtar Ай бұрын
I beat it 101% in two weeks.
@NatEZ1993
@NatEZ1993 4 жыл бұрын
My unpopular opinion i will ever have is, i loved the N64 when it was new but sadly it hasnt aged very well.
@matthewmangan5161
@matthewmangan5161 4 жыл бұрын
It was an overly dark, empty mess with a strangely good atmosphere here and there
@Petronious
@Petronious 8 жыл бұрын
That N64 controller scene is going to be a thing from now on.
@sirchris6047
@sirchris6047 8 жыл бұрын
+Petronious i hope so
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+Petronious Maybe, I'm surprised I haven't been sent a gif of it yet. Was less than 24 hours for the EtD game break :P
@sirchris6047
@sirchris6047 8 жыл бұрын
Square Eyed Jak DID SOMEBODY SAY MAKE A GIF?
@sirchris6047
@sirchris6047 8 жыл бұрын
shit, i cant do it
@Petronious
@Petronious 8 жыл бұрын
+Square Eyed Jak I wanted to but figured someone else would have by now but I'll do something else as an alternative...
@jakeblake415
@jakeblake415 7 жыл бұрын
If you download this game on the Wii U, the Restore Point option IS YOUR FRIEND on the REALLY tough tasks.
@stevenatorbensonica4653
@stevenatorbensonica4653 7 жыл бұрын
also,the gamepad and pro controller are way better then the n64 controller
@y2commenter246
@y2commenter246 7 жыл бұрын
0415jacob Recently bought this on Wii U, and I couldn't agree more.
@MicaiahHowansky
@MicaiahHowansky 5 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite N64 game, but I really understand these opinions.
@kieranstark7213
@kieranstark7213 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the understandment, because while I both understand and agree with this review, of my favourite N64 games is another Diddy Kong game of the late 1990s. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZiziayDgJl_otU
@thehypist2587
@thehypist2587 8 жыл бұрын
You sir, have trash-talked one of my favorite games of all time... and I love it! I don't think this game is bad, but you do make valid points. The levels do get samey and I don't like playing as Tiny most of the time, but the music and the gameplay makes it so much fun. While this game hasn't aged well (There are tons of glitches that allow you to get Golden Bananas early), I can still say that, as someone who played the original N64 version and the re-release on Wii U VC, I still think this game holds up in it's fun gameplay and soundtrack. Great review BTW.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+The Hypist Well thanks, it's responses like this that I love... because all the rest are destroying me :P
@thehypist2587
@thehypist2587 8 жыл бұрын
People need to learn to take criticism sometimes. I'm surprised you didn't bring up Beaver Bother, or any of the other frustrating Bananas in the game. You could've elaborated on what your favorite level or music track was, but that's expecting to much from a (mostly) negative review. Honestly, if it was possible, I'd like another DK64. For one, this is Donkey Kong's only 3D outing (Returns and Tropical Freeze retread the SNES games), and I kind of liked playing as Lanky and Chunky, with the latter having no big appearances as of late. Still, it's a good game nonetheless.
@Abandoned_account534
@Abandoned_account534 4 жыл бұрын
@@thehypist2587 fuck beaver bother
@TheGiooman
@TheGiooman Жыл бұрын
I love spending my off days watching old school Jaky boi 😅😁
@blaquelinktriforce4234
@blaquelinktriforce4234 Жыл бұрын
If there is ever a live action adventures of tin tin movie you should play TinTin.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment between the video going up and waiting for the 22 minute mark after it's gone up, just so I can find out how much people hate me now...
@Beatlestreakin
@Beatlestreakin 8 жыл бұрын
a reply pls?
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
Reply
@Beatlestreakin
@Beatlestreakin 8 жыл бұрын
+Square Eyed Jak Damn Jak!
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
Problem?
@Beatlestreakin
@Beatlestreakin 8 жыл бұрын
+Square Eyed Jak No Sir
@Fre4k4life
@Fre4k4life 5 жыл бұрын
I still find it hilarious how people these days can't comprehend how to hold a nintendo 64 controller, even harder when smashed to pieces :)
@MysteryMouseketool
@MysteryMouseketool 4 жыл бұрын
It just means the controller was badly designed
@cookiesontoast9981
@cookiesontoast9981 4 жыл бұрын
@@MysteryMouseketool It was, one of the poorest controllers I've ever used, I love N64 but the controller is definitely not one of its strong suits, plus the analogue stick on so many of my N64 controllers has stopped working correctly.
@TheTomboy23
@TheTomboy23 7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest review I have ever seen.
@mr.complainer6951
@mr.complainer6951 6 жыл бұрын
6:06 You know something interesting. When NaughtyDog we're developing Crash Bandicoot. They were planing to add a lava level that's all orange but they removed it because since Crash is orange. You can lose track of him pretty quick. Why i'm talking about this? Because "orange" leves.
@MazaJesi91
@MazaJesi91 4 жыл бұрын
It was, I believe going by memory, a lava level. In fact, in the first Crash games there is almost no full lava levels. Only some appears in Koala Kong's boss fight in Crash 1, then in a secret path in a Sewers level in Crash 2 while more appears in the 2 Prehistoric levels in Crash 3.
@RetropolisZone
@RetropolisZone 8 жыл бұрын
Recently found this channel via the MediEvil review and subscribed. I've been watching more of your videos since and they're both well written and stuff I can get some good laughs out of. This particular Donkey Kong 64 review was probably my favorite. Keep up the great work, you sad piss flap.
@TheGlasgowGamer
@TheGlasgowGamer 8 жыл бұрын
Great review dude! Yeah as much as I love Donkey Kong and the like, I honestly think 64 was WAY too complex for its own good and felt more like a poor man's Banjo Kazooie than a proper Donkey Kong Country-like experience. It is a damn shame too, because I had heard all the praise about it a few years ago, and it then came on the Virtual Console, giving me a chance to finally experience. It became clear that it doesn't hold up all that well anymore.
@roberthata6732
@roberthata6732 8 жыл бұрын
I hive to compline ibout et. If you hive the orgienizietion, doing et kong by kong. You'll finish the level fast. End remember, Banjo Kazooin never sived your level progress.
@Infinite_Omniverse
@Infinite_Omniverse 8 жыл бұрын
_I finally found someone who also doesn't like Donkey Kong 64_ *wow*
@arcticdoggohd4907
@arcticdoggohd4907 7 жыл бұрын
Yanna Yo I know your channel I came from too 18 pokemon types
@BigAlvideos101
@BigAlvideos101 6 жыл бұрын
I hate it too! It's easily one of my most-hated games of all-time, as well as the worst of the Nintendo-era games that Rareware did!
@dr.ferret5802
@dr.ferret5802 5 жыл бұрын
Yanna I loooove donkey Kong country I just think donkey Kong 64 is just...well to much things to collect and when you keep looking for them you just get this is boring I quit
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone does
@FuriousMan226
@FuriousMan226 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigSmoke-xh5hi I like DK64, just an unpopular opinion.
@jerimiahsaiah
@jerimiahsaiah 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO DUDE THIS IS A THROWBACK I'M STILL LAUGHING HARD
@thatspecialguy3291
@thatspecialguy3291 6 жыл бұрын
jerimiahisaiah you're not the only one
@MR.__G
@MR.__G 4 жыл бұрын
I loved his game growing up, but I can’t be mad at your takes.
@aquamanbeforehewascool5347
@aquamanbeforehewascool5347 8 ай бұрын
It's good to hear the opinion of someone who didn't grow up with Nintendo and therefore doesn't have the nostalgia bias that so many other reviewers have.
@EstebanMenchacaGamboa
@EstebanMenchacaGamboa 8 жыл бұрын
The AVGN influence is strong here... well in your every video m8
@mokeeh4821
@mokeeh4821 8 жыл бұрын
+Esteban Menchaca I also noticed he took some inspiration from PatStrikesBack in his Enter the Dragonfly review, but it's not a huge problem though since he still manages to say his own opinions about certain games he review.
@BillyBob_McSanchez
@BillyBob_McSanchez 8 жыл бұрын
+Esteban Menchaca Honestly, his AVGN style. It really brings back the old style of the AVGN episodes. Now days, James rushes through the game or half asses the raunchy humor. If he's gonna make a Nerd review, then he should take his time. At least Square Eyed Jack doesn't completely copy AVGN, try watching GameDude's reviews and you'll see how bad of a reviewer he is
@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 7 жыл бұрын
With his preference of the PlayStation, he also kinda reminds me of Caddicarus.
@evanpeartree
@evanpeartree 5 жыл бұрын
At least AVGN is charming and likable. This guy is just an asshole.
@BigSmoke-xh5hi
@BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 жыл бұрын
@@evanpeartree how? Just because he doesn’t like ur favourite game? Salty kid
@luigimario1991
@luigimario1991 8 жыл бұрын
This is going to be great.
@charlesstrickland7322
@charlesstrickland7322 8 жыл бұрын
Although Rareware made the critically acclaimed Banjo-Kazooie, this one kinda fell short by making a sequel and making it bigger, and BIGGER, AND BIGGER! This resulted in a lack of polish from what we usually see from Rareware. Collectathons are already kinda slow-paced, they really didn't need to add more stuff to make it even slower to the point of barely any fun. I do like the variety of things such as the characters, bonus stages, and etc although i don't think they were executed properly. I wouldn't say it's a bad game, but an OK game.
@cibby6155
@cibby6155 3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember this episode of the AVGN
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 8 жыл бұрын
I got this on the Wii U Virtual Console, it was ok until I kept getting lost in the cave level with lots of water and debris falling from the ceiling. I stopped playing and haven't touched it ever since. Also had a hard time at the start of the game trying to figure out how to throw grenades since the game tells you to press a button that the Wii U doesn't have, had to look up a walkthrough for a tutorial lol.
@TheGameCreator13
@TheGameCreator13 8 жыл бұрын
Man people don't like their child hood being trash talked because everything in your child hood is inherently good and cannot be critiqued to ANY extent, I positively loved this game as a kid but that doesn't mean I can't take one of my favorite childhood memories being picked apart, Though honestly you're not really getting harsh backlash though, I'm just talking in general when someone picks apart something others love and they get so upset cause its an opinion they can't take, Great video, A completely non-nostalgia-biased review of this game It has flaws that should be acknowledged Subscribed.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+TheGameCreator13 These are the comments I love, thank you. :D
@TheGameCreator13
@TheGameCreator13 8 жыл бұрын
Square Eyed Jak heheh you're welcome 👍
@TheGameCreator13
@TheGameCreator13 8 жыл бұрын
***** Just a game we can analyze to help designers design better games by learning from past mistakes :]
@TheGameCreator13
@TheGameCreator13 8 жыл бұрын
***** Just gonna say that sounds like an opinion I never can get why Nintendo doesn't make the games people want, Maybe the demand just isn't big enough in Japan I'm also sure you've heard of Yooka-Laylee I'll assume? Also heard Microsoft plans on doing something with the IP's they've had stashed away... but I guess that doesn't include DK. Eh I dunno Nintendo is a mystery :l
@TheGameCreator13
@TheGameCreator13 8 жыл бұрын
***** Its gonna be for PC, Wii U and a Sony/Microsoft console Not entirely sure on their exact plan for that, Probably gonna change that either way but it is for sure coming to PC Yooka Laylee is being made by old Rare not the ones at Microsoft, the old Rare members company name is Playtonic Games So getting something to play Yooka Laylee isn't going to be hard
@jaripeoymusica1418
@jaripeoymusica1418 8 жыл бұрын
this is my new favorite Fucking channel of all time (video game wise)
@Samsung_Samuel
@Samsung_Samuel Жыл бұрын
12:47 I think you're meant to see what order the barrels light up which is in a circle rotating anticlockwise or clockwise and predict which one will light up next. When I played that part, that is what I did and after I figured that out, it was fine
@paradygmshift7826
@paradygmshift7826 4 жыл бұрын
Even though you're ripping apart one of my favorite games of all time, you're hilarious so I'm cool with it.
@justanotheryoutubechannel
@justanotheryoutubechannel 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, so the reason why the N64 joysticks have issues is because they were made using a simple mechanism which involves plastic running against plastic, which causes the stick to degrade. However, the N64 controllers worked fine at the time and Nintendo never assumed that anyone would be playing N64 games 22 years after the console was released and knowing that the analogue sticks would work fine throughout the console’s lifespan, and therefore released it with it’s simple mechanism.
@thiccluigi6906
@thiccluigi6906 4 жыл бұрын
Still doesn't change the fact that the controller is bad.
@checob224
@checob224 5 жыл бұрын
The best DK game in the history of all DK games
@ogreman-lll-957
@ogreman-lll-957 5 жыл бұрын
Brayan Checo watch the video
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 5 жыл бұрын
@@ogreman-lll-957 no.
@thiccluigi6906
@thiccluigi6906 4 жыл бұрын
I like DKC2 and DKCTF more
@themagnificentmrmcgee
@themagnificentmrmcgee 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, the wonderful smashes/controller breaks! For something so simple I always find them a delight.
@caraloca5947
@caraloca5947 3 жыл бұрын
Most accurate review of this game ever✔️
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 7 жыл бұрын
4:58 Goes from speaking mostly calm to yelling out of nowhere. Lol
@DmitriyK12
@DmitriyK12 2 жыл бұрын
We desperately need a sequel to DK64...maybe for the Nintendo Switch or the 3DS and call it DK128 (or DK's New Age Adventure).
@slvr2732
@slvr2732 8 жыл бұрын
I've been watching quite a few videos of yours recently. Gotta say, I love the improvement you've made over the years.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+SilverAltar Thanks dude :D
@AceTrainerX3
@AceTrainerX3 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 Even if it now looks like the controller gained 20+ kilos worth in prosthetic testicles. I'd take that over a fixated erection, but still...
@zachl1226
@zachl1226 7 жыл бұрын
I came here to Expand Dong.
@Anon24052
@Anon24052 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I Fucking Hate DONKEY KONG 64 Developed By RareWare Published by NINTENDO And Released On Nintendo 64
@Wade_Tyler
@Wade_Tyler 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine fans of the game feeling salty after watching this 😂
@w1ntermode
@w1ntermode 8 жыл бұрын
I got an N64 last week, got Wave Race a Banjo Kazooie and also picked up a game called "Iggy's Reckin' Balls". It may be worth a look, its a very quirky racer.
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo 7 жыл бұрын
I do love this game but yeah, a unbiased review does point out the glaring flaws.
@bandicootsauce4569
@bandicootsauce4569 6 жыл бұрын
Any thoughts on King K. Rool being added to Smash Bros, Jakky?
@HumbledGoat
@HumbledGoat 6 жыл бұрын
Haha I can fully understand where you're coming from. I just replayed the game for old time sake, but it didn't age that well. I agree with most things you said. They might as well call it DK Hallway!
@malcus8485
@malcus8485 5 жыл бұрын
While I personally disagree with your conclusion, your production quality never fails to impress and entertain! Great video!!
@ZombieGorilla1
@ZombieGorilla1 8 жыл бұрын
Was about to go to sleep but I saw you uploaded. Fuck sleep! ;)
@amazingtoaster9606
@amazingtoaster9606 8 жыл бұрын
+Square Eyed Jak Sleep raped me when I was 4 :(
@yosh2165
@yosh2165 8 жыл бұрын
I've never played this game and thanks to this video I don't think I ever will. Old Nintendo games always get away for being bad due to nostalgia but it's good to see someone not be brainwashed by nostalgia. Good video man. Have fun with the inevitable comment that'll probably be a death threat for disliking this game. :D
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+SHINYLIGHTZ I wouldn't recommend it, thanks. I'll be sure to let them know my personal address, as well as the location of my friends and family's homes.
@yosh2165
@yosh2165 8 жыл бұрын
If you do be sure to get some flame resistant suits. Nintendo fanboys are heavily equipped with fire mushrooms.
@SQGReviewShow
@SQGReviewShow 8 жыл бұрын
I loved this game as a kid, but nowadays I have no time for a massive literal collectathon like DK64. I always hated some of the mini games, especially the one where you're a Klaptrap trying to lure a set number of beavers into a central pit
@TomPetty60
@TomPetty60 8 жыл бұрын
Love this review! So funny!
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Sweeney Cheers :D
@luckyexplorer1053
@luckyexplorer1053 6 жыл бұрын
This isn't funny you guys.
@nathanthompson7549
@nathanthompson7549 3 жыл бұрын
How did you play rare replay if you don't have an Xbox one
@systemofadownsyndrome6177
@systemofadownsyndrome6177 6 жыл бұрын
Youre hilarious lmao . That controller used to piss me off when I was playing golden eye n64 haha. Just the look of it and the way you had to hold it to play bothered me alot. Still love it though
@Skippychops
@Skippychops 6 жыл бұрын
That controller is the most putrid, liquefied shit sauce that unloads human waste into your brand new Nintendo console when you turn it on... and then it sprays all over your eyes, with a few chunks into your mouth that is open because you're screaming in terror
@systemofadownsyndrome6177
@systemofadownsyndrome6177 6 жыл бұрын
@@Skippychops your absolutely correct lmao. I hated the controller but I love the 64 . When you get used to holding the controller and start playing a few games it's not that bad
@brentcooper2066
@brentcooper2066 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been on a Square eyed Jak binge the last 2 days
@PyroMaker3
@PyroMaker3 8 жыл бұрын
so you are done with this game................... review Ratchet and Clank
@xJC2x
@xJC2x Жыл бұрын
I remember having this game as a kid. At the time i didn't know that i had to beat the Donkey Kong arcade game twice to progress in the actual game. I always played it for fun but Once i found that out let's just say it tested my patience. I got so mad to the point to where i stopped trying to get it for a good 15 years. It wasn't until yesterday i was like "it's been 15 years. i need to get this damn coin." I sat there for an hour & finally got it. Now I'm stuck on those damn slides.
@monochaos9442
@monochaos9442 8 жыл бұрын
I just want to point something out that is bugging me and will continue to do so until I point this i credly petty of me thing out. Pauline never "became" Peach. Pauline and Peach are two seperate characters. Don't believe me? Check out the second Mario Vs Donkey Kong game. Pauline reappears in it as her own character.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn't realise that at the time. My bad
@BananaGamingDK
@BananaGamingDK 8 жыл бұрын
just seen the intro before the intro. this is going to be great
@Sammmmmmmm617
@Sammmmmmmm617 8 жыл бұрын
Preparing to expand dong!
@ramendiety5873
@ramendiety5873 8 жыл бұрын
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
@riptoasbestos6793
@riptoasbestos6793 8 жыл бұрын
Dead memes
@josephfrye7342
@josephfrye7342 8 жыл бұрын
just stop and u need help.
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephfrye7342 no
@josephfrye7342
@josephfrye7342 5 жыл бұрын
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 its a dead meme dumbass.
@cyshadowx
@cyshadowx 8 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are awesome keep it up bro
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+cyshadowx Thanks
@caraloca5947
@caraloca5947 3 жыл бұрын
Damn the fucking switches
@bluetarantulaproductions6179
@bluetarantulaproductions6179 7 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong 64 is fun game, Superman 64 is the real stinker
@MegacoreTeamJake
@MegacoreTeamJake 8 жыл бұрын
DK64 is amazing and I just recently played it for the first time.
@algerianboi_213
@algerianboi_213 7 жыл бұрын
i began playing this on the wii u virtual console in august and i am still in frantic factory
@kittykat6897
@kittykat6897 8 жыл бұрын
Tbh i loved this game it was a highlight for me on 64 So much content!
@hipersonicc9736
@hipersonicc9736 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the ammo and crystals were shared
@dannypalin9583
@dannypalin9583 7 жыл бұрын
One aspect about DK64 that has always irked me is the fact that the intro cutscene has fully spoken dialogue, whereas the rest of the game uses text boxes. To add to that, the voice actors are really incoherent at times, what with King K Rool's Darth Vader voice sounding too much like a prolonged growl and everyone else talking as if their tongues are hanging out.
@thesquadrun8386
@thesquadrun8386 8 жыл бұрын
Lol! The video got 64 dislikes, and it was a review of a Nintendo 64 game.
@SquareEyedJak
@SquareEyedJak 8 жыл бұрын
+The Wonderful World Of LSD Thanks for pointing that out :D
@gamerboysp2559
@gamerboysp2559 5 жыл бұрын
*sees this video* Someone who is willing to stand up to the gods?!
@paulphoenix1669
@paulphoenix1669 8 жыл бұрын
awesome video, as per usual
@Yellowpikmin27
@Yellowpikmin27 8 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong 64 is bad but at least it's not Bubsy. The game definitely does get repetitive and monotonous. It's okay in some areas but it can't stand up to other great platformers like Banjo Kazooie, Jak and Daxter, and Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom.
@Yellowpikmin27
@Yellowpikmin27 8 жыл бұрын
***** that too.
@kenn7459
@kenn7459 6 жыл бұрын
finally someone who isn't blinded by nostalgia.
@mechabroski9993
@mechabroski9993 5 жыл бұрын
ahhhh old video, very nice. thank you my rock princess.
@ErdrickHero
@ErdrickHero 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody says Shigeru wrong. Japanese doesn't have an "er" sound. It's Shi-ge-ru.
@imadmohamed841
@imadmohamed841 8 жыл бұрын
If you want a bad Donkey Kong game, then you should check out the Donkey Konga games. Those are the real stinkers in the Donkey Kong franchise.
@cookiestar456
@cookiestar456 8 жыл бұрын
What about that racing game on the Wii? That one was ATROCIOUS.
@algerianboi_213
@algerianboi_213 7 жыл бұрын
dk barrel blast/jet race
@lordeilluminati
@lordeilluminati 6 жыл бұрын
It is a worse version of Taiko no Tatsujin. It could be a decent game if it had songs tailored to bongos in mind (or musics remade with actual bongos) like Guitar Hero, but these games are filled with random songs and a DK skin.
@DamnZtar
@DamnZtar 4 жыл бұрын
Returns and Tropical Freeze are way worse
@RobotPlush
@RobotPlush 4 жыл бұрын
I played Banjo-Kazooie and i never had issues with the joystick
@thesquadrun8386
@thesquadrun8386 8 жыл бұрын
You're welcome, btw Fuck that Nintendo 64 controller. I enjoyed seeing you smash it to bits.
@caraloca5947
@caraloca5947 3 жыл бұрын
Collecting stuff is so fkn boring I'm still traumatized today
@svddsosa7396
@svddsosa7396 8 жыл бұрын
i adored dk64 still have it to this day
@sipkepostma5850
@sipkepostma5850 8 жыл бұрын
great video man keep up the good work!!!
@davidaames64
@davidaames64 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this video! 🙏😏
@toddmilhouse2458
@toddmilhouse2458 8 жыл бұрын
been a while since i commented. 21 mintues? this gonna be good.....time for a square eye marathon. need to catch up
@Martin_salcedo
@Martin_salcedo 5 жыл бұрын
As much as I love this game this review makes me laugh hard
@dahawk5881
@dahawk5881 8 жыл бұрын
most catchiest intro ever i love it
@shadowlugia5766
@shadowlugia5766 7 жыл бұрын
Despite the negative tone, all of the points you made in the review are good, and it is entertaining to watch. I agree on many of the points, such as the camara control, padding, backtracking, etc. The bland mini-games are something that I think got a little too excessive, especially some of them being really hard due to glitches. But I feel the mini-games could have been used a little bit less and they would be okay, and not making them as hard (re-trying the same mini game for over 20 minutes is not fun). I do find the worlds fun to explore, playing this game nowadays feels fresh because there aren´t this types of games anymore. I wanted to play more games like Mario 64 and banjo kazooie so that is why I got this game. I had only played parts of this when I was a kid, but never owned it myself. So I have a little bit of nostalgia, but not too much(the friend who owned it only got to the third level). I agree that beating the 2 retro games for the nintendo and rareware coins, in order to beat the game is really off-putting. I have been trying to beat Donkey Kong and have easily played over an hour and never get past level 3. These games, while I can aprreciate their designs and the history behind them, make me look at them in a diffrent light when I found out I have to beat them to progress. Thankully, there are gitches to by-pass these games but this should have just been a fun little easter egg.
@lukekelley8721
@lukekelley8721 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad your not nostalgia blinded like most other n64 reviewers
@theonionkingdom8060
@theonionkingdom8060 6 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of nostalgia for this game, and I still really enjoy it. But really, it isn't very good at all. It's really dated, repetitious and boring. I'm glad that you've shown the problems of this game and how it isn't a very good game at all. Great review Jak!
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