Donkey Kong 64 Review- Square Eyed Jak

What does this golden N64 cartridge contain? The best open world platformer we've ever seen? Or the most putrid, liquefied shit sauce that unloads human waste into your brand new Nintendo console when you turn it on... and then it sprays all over your eyes, with a few chunks into your mouth that is open because you're screaming in terror... yeah, probably that.
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[@randychristensen1028]

Man, I forgot how much rage Jak used to have in his videos, even down to strangling himself with controller cords in the intro hahah Certified classic

[@Retrofuge]

No childhoods were harmed during the making of this video.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Retrofuge I love this comment xD

[@Retrofuge]

+Square Eyed Jak It's funny because of the huge praise from many who play the game. Especially, with people who grew up on the N64. I guess, its another victim of loved due to nostalgia.

[@jerimiahsaiah]

i've never EVER seen someone rip this game apart until today lmfao

[@bananajoelikesbanan]

the game is trash though.

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

@@bananajoelikesbanan not really, matter of opinion

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Everyone hates this game lol

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

@@bananajoelikesbanan this is why you don’t watch too many KZbin game reviews lol.

[@i_am_dementia9926]

It really is trash. Nostalgia protected this game for a long time but ultimately it's more of a chore than an actual game

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard

[@Yungbeck]

James - "hold my Rolling Rock."

[@theblueslime1019]

Wow wow wow hold on a minute, where’s the guitar guy

[@BenjaminGoodman]

Imagine if these 2 did a collab

[@ethanciotti9103]

I guess when you grow up with an N64 controller you get used to it as an adult.

[@Super60429]

Apparently, Rare actually wanted to call the game Donkey Kong World at first but for some reason, went with the trend of putting "64" at the end of the game's title like a lot of games for the system did.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Please note: Any harm and/or severe damage to childhoods are in fact, not fault of Square Eyed Jak inc. or any related parties. Please consult your game doctor.

[@Mythical444]

This is a classic video, hilarious from start to finish

[@SquareEyedJak]

Thank you very much. It's been a really long time and it's one I feel like has aged poorly, so I'd eventually like to give it a second chance. Cheers!

[@Mythical444]

Square Eyed Jak nah man, i think it aged just fine. I know back when you made it, excessive swearing wasn’t gonna harm your video monetization but I find your humor refreshing. I’m a fan of the raunchy comedy mixed with ranting and complaining.

[@ThatBluDude]

Beat this 101% 😎 Yeah I regret it...

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Cap

[@NatEZ1993]

My unpopular opinion i will ever have is, i loved the N64 when it was new but sadly it hasnt aged very well.

[@TheGiooman]

I love spending my off days watching old school Jaky boi 😅😁

[@homersams9015]

Glad you're not nostalgia blinded. Most N64 reviews are.

[@privatepika2052]

what is wrong with nastolga y cant someone like a game for nastolga

[@toastbrot97]

Because nostalgia comes from memories. And we humans tend to remember the good parts about something more then the bad. So you end up liking a game more when you played it in your childhood, then someone who just played it not so long ago. That's just how it is. I loved the game when i was a child, but even I gotta admit that he is completely right about nearly everything he complained about. Also children get impressed by nearly everything, so saying that you loved the game as a child while doing a review is just wrong.

[@WolframiteWraith]

You also gotta consider that some games don't age as well as others. Though sure enough, if a game can't be fun just because some times has past it's still a shit game.

[@decadentgamer3108]

Oh, I don't know. Some of the games that N64 fans hold in high regard deserve the attention. For example, I didn't grow up with a N64 and I didn't get one till about 2002. I finally got my hands on Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time around 2013 and even though the game play may feel a little outdated, I genuinely had a good experience with it. But I understand what you mean. For example, I love the first Spyro the Dragon game. Playing it always gives me memories of my childhood in the 90s. But even I had to realize the game didn't hold up and the sequels were better but yet, I still really love the first game lol.

[@homersams9015]

There are some decent games on the N64 most of which have been ported elsewhere and tend to be 20 X better on something like the 3ds, most n64 reviews tend to overlook some of things Jak mentioned which when considering how expensive n64 games can get can be a real problem.

[@oki1823]

Gotta give you credit for expressing your true opinion, especially for a beloved Nintendo 64 game that's also developed by Rare. Seeing how a lot of other youtubers would have kissed it's ass or not done it at all. I hope you get that 5k soon mate you deserve it.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+UnwornUniform Cheers :D

[@mraljfri770]

@sandalssuck someone is mad

[@GrayD_Fox]

Oki I have never heard anyone say this game is good

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

What do you mean? Everyone hates this game

[@caraloca5947]

Most overrated n64 game

[@EYTPS]

I agree with some points in this review, but the criticism towards lack of voice acting, as well as the comparison to Conker's Bad Fur Day, is leaving out one very important detail; Conker's Bad Fur Day was released in 2001, and had *64 MB* of additional data, whereas Donkey Kong 64 was released in 1999, and its expansion pak only provided the game *4 MB* of additional space. That's why Conker could do full voice overs and cutscenes, and Donkey Kong could not. Well, then again there was Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt, which didn't even need an expansion pak and still had full voiceovers.

[@dianaberlin4767]

No one cares😅

[@copyer9088]

Game still sucks such an overrated game.

[@Leon--Kennedy]

Donkey Kong doesn't work in 3D. I honestly think Rare should've made a 4th Donkey Kong Country game on the N64.

[@HoundXXII]

this guy looks like a legend of Zelda npc

[@mr.monster91666]

More like an oblivion npc

[@FensBRL]

@@mr.monster91666 was about to say update your comment to that 😂

[@nathanthompson7549]

He actually looks like Seth macfarland

[@crashban4t.f.s.b783]

@@nathanthompson7549 HE DOES!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@932747]

He could cosplay the mailman from Zelda majoras mask

[@MicaiahHowansky]

This is my favorite N64 game, but I really understand these opinions.

[@kieranstark7213]

Thank you for the understandment, because while I both understand and agree with this review, of my favourite N64 games is another Diddy Kong game of the late 1990s. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZiziayDgJl_otU

[@matthewmangan5161]

It was an overly dark, empty mess with a strangely good atmosphere here and there

[@liammustapha6643]

4:58 Joy-con drift be like

[@Fre4k4life]

I still find it hilarious how people these days can't comprehend how to hold a nintendo 64 controller, even harder when smashed to pieces :)

[@MysteryMouseketool]

It just means the controller was badly designed

[@cookiesontoast9981]

@@MysteryMouseketool It was, one of the poorest controllers I've ever used, I love N64 but the controller is definitely not one of its strong suits, plus the analogue stick on so many of my N64 controllers has stopped working correctly.

[@ErdrickHero]

The second stick on the Dual Shock is a leftover from the Dual Analog. The only reason there was a second stick on the Dual Analog was because Sony thought a single stick would cause it to be too similar to the N64 controller and bring upon a lawsuit. And now every controller has nearly the same layout.

[@Petronious]

That N64 controller scene is going to be a thing from now on.

[@sirchris6047]

+Petronious i hope so

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Petronious Maybe, I'm surprised I haven't been sent a gif of it yet. Was less than 24 hours for the EtD game break :P

[@sirchris6047]

Square Eyed Jak DID SOMEBODY SAY MAKE A GIF?

[@sirchris6047]

shit, i cant do it

[@Petronious]

+Square Eyed Jak I wanted to but figured someone else would have by now but I'll do something else as an alternative...

[@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168]

Damn bruh this video is a banger, like the game or not, you got to give this guy props. Deserves more views

[@RetropolisZone]

Recently found this channel via the MediEvil review and subscribed. I've been watching more of your videos since and they're both well written and stuff I can get some good laughs out of. This particular Donkey Kong 64 review was probably my favorite. Keep up the great work, you sad piss flap.

[@LunaticJ]

The main difference between this game and other N64 3D platformers like Banko Kazooie and Super Mario 64 is that those games are fast faced, utilized vibrant colors to make environments clear and visible, and it doesn't drag on with pointless collectables that pad out the length if the game.

[@DmitriyK12]

Pointless collectibles; no offense, but maybe Madden NFL is your videogame of choice ?!

[@Isafell2001]

@@Samsung_Samuel spelling mistake obviously

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I got this on the Wii U Virtual Console, it was ok until I kept getting lost in the cave level with lots of water and debris falling from the ceiling. I stopped playing and haven't touched it ever since. Also had a hard time at the start of the game trying to figure out how to throw grenades since the game tells you to press a button that the Wii U doesn't have, had to look up a walkthrough for a tutorial lol.

[@nathanthompson7549]

How did you play rare replay if you don't have an Xbox one

[@cibby6155]

I don't remember this episode of the AVGN

[@Infinite_Omniverse]

_I finally found someone who also doesn't like Donkey Kong 64_ *wow*

[@arcticdoggohd4907]

Yanna Yo I know your channel I came from too 18 pokemon types

[@BigAlvideos101]

I hate it too! It's easily one of my most-hated games of all-time, as well as the worst of the Nintendo-era games that Rareware did!

[@dr.ferret5802]

Yanna I loooove donkey Kong country I just think donkey Kong 64 is just...well to much things to collect and when you keep looking for them you just get this is boring I quit

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Everyone does

[@FuriousMan226]

@@BigSmoke-xh5hi I like DK64, just an unpopular opinion.

[@luigimario1991]

This is going to be great.

[@aquamanbeforehewascool5347]

It's good to hear the opinion of someone who didn't grow up with Nintendo and therefore doesn't have the nostalgia bias that so many other reviewers have.

[@bandicootsauce4569]

Any thoughts on King K. Rool being added to Smash Bros, Jakky?

[@SquareEyedJak]

That awkward moment between the video going up and waiting for the 22 minute mark after it's gone up, just so I can find out how much people hate me now...

[@Beatlestreakin]

a reply pls?

[@SquareEyedJak]

Reply

[@Beatlestreakin]

+Square Eyed Jak Damn Jak!

[@SquareEyedJak]

Problem?

[@Beatlestreakin]

+Square Eyed Jak No Sir

[@TheTomboy23]

This is the funniest review I have ever seen.

[@caraloca5947]

Most accurate review of this game ever✔️

[@MR.__G]

I loved his game growing up, but I can’t be mad at your takes.

[@thiccluigi6906]

Good review. It is interesting to hear the opinion of someone who did not grow up with the N64 and to rate the game as not a fan.

[@mr.complainer6951]

6:06 You know something interesting. When NaughtyDog we're developing Crash Bandicoot. They were planing to add a lava level that's all orange but they removed it because since Crash is orange. You can lose track of him pretty quick. Why i'm talking about this? Because "orange" leves.

[@MazaJesi91]

It was, I believe going by memory, a lava level. In fact, in the first Crash games there is almost no full lava levels. Only some appears in Koala Kong's boss fight in Crash 1, then in a secret path in a Sewers level in Crash 2 while more appears in the 2 Prehistoric levels in Crash 3.

[@themagnificentmrmcgee]

Ah, the wonderful smashes/controller breaks! For something so simple I always find them a delight.

[@slvr2732]

I've been watching quite a few videos of yours recently. Gotta say, I love the improvement you've made over the years.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+SilverAltar Thanks dude :D

[@Wade_Tyler]

I can imagine fans of the game feeling salty after watching this 😂

[@dannypalin9583]

One aspect about DK64 that has always irked me is the fact that the intro cutscene has fully spoken dialogue, whereas the rest of the game uses text boxes. To add to that, the voice actors are really incoherent at times, what with King K Rool's Darth Vader voice sounding too much like a prolonged growl and everyone else talking as if their tongues are hanging out.

[@carolynbossom2297]

Do you think a updated remake could be a good thing? I never played the original Myself, so I wouldn't know.

[@brentcooper2066]

I’ve been on a Square eyed Jak binge the last 2 days

[@jakeblake415]

If you download this game on the Wii U, the Restore Point option IS YOUR FRIEND on the REALLY tough tasks.

[@stevenatorbensonica4653]

also,the gamepad and pro controller are way better then the n64 controller

[@y2commenter246]

0415jacob Recently bought this on Wii U, and I couldn't agree more.

[@thehypist2587]

You sir, have trash-talked one of my favorite games of all time... and I love it! I don't think this game is bad, but you do make valid points. The levels do get samey and I don't like playing as Tiny most of the time, but the music and the gameplay makes it so much fun. While this game hasn't aged well (There are tons of glitches that allow you to get Golden Bananas early), I can still say that, as someone who played the original N64 version and the re-release on Wii U VC, I still think this game holds up in it's fun gameplay and soundtrack. Great review BTW.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+The Hypist Well thanks, it's responses like this that I love... because all the rest are destroying me :P

[@thehypist2587]

People need to learn to take criticism sometimes. I'm surprised you didn't bring up Beaver Bother, or any of the other frustrating Bananas in the game. You could've elaborated on what your favorite level or music track was, but that's expecting to much from a (mostly) negative review. Honestly, if it was possible, I'd like another DK64. For one, this is Donkey Kong's only 3D outing (Returns and Tropical Freeze retread the SNES games), and I kind of liked playing as Lanky and Chunky, with the latter having no big appearances as of late. Still, it's a good game nonetheless.

[@Abandoned_account534]

@@thehypist2587 fuck beaver bother

[@TheGlasgowGamer]

Great review dude! Yeah as much as I love Donkey Kong and the like, I honestly think 64 was WAY too complex for its own good and felt more like a poor man's Banjo Kazooie than a proper Donkey Kong Country-like experience. It is a damn shame too, because I had heard all the praise about it a few years ago, and it then came on the Virtual Console, giving me a chance to finally experience. It became clear that it doesn't hold up all that well anymore.

[@roberthata6732]

I hive to compline ibout et. If you hive the orgienizietion, doing et kong by kong. You'll finish the level fast. End remember, Banjo Kazooin never sived your level progress.

[@charlesstrickland7322]

Although Rareware made the critically acclaimed Banjo-Kazooie, this one kinda fell short by making a sequel and making it bigger, and BIGGER, AND BIGGER! This resulted in a lack of polish from what we usually see from Rareware. Collectathons are already kinda slow-paced, they really didn't need to add more stuff to make it even slower to the point of barely any fun. I do like the variety of things such as the characters, bonus stages, and etc although i don't think they were executed properly. I wouldn't say it's a bad game, but an OK game.

[@jaripeoymusica1418]

this is my new favorite Fucking channel of all time (video game wise)

[@thesquadrun8386]

Lol! The video got 64 dislikes, and it was a review of a Nintendo 64 game.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+The Wonderful World Of LSD Thanks for pointing that out :D

[@BananaGamingDK]

just seen the intro before the intro. this is going to be great

[@Morgan3000]

Nice reference to jackass 3d

[@zachl1226]

I came here to Expand Dong.

[@Anon24052]

Damn, I Fucking Hate DONKEY KONG 64 Developed By RareWare Published by NINTENDO And Released On Nintendo 64

[@checob224]

The best DK game in the history of all DK games

[@ogreman-lll-957]

Brayan Checo watch the video

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

@@ogreman-lll-957 no.

[@thiccluigi6906]

I like DKC2 and DKCTF more

[@paulphoenix1669]

awesome video, as per usual

[@dahawk5881]

most catchiest intro ever i love it

[@w1ntermode]

I got an N64 last week, got Wave Race a Banjo Kazooie and also picked up a game called "Iggy's Reckin' Balls". It may be worth a look, its a very quirky racer.

[@SQGReviewShow]

I loved this game as a kid, but nowadays I have no time for a massive literal collectathon like DK64. I always hated some of the mini games, especially the one where you're a Klaptrap trying to lure a set number of beavers into a central pit

[@sipkepostma5850]

great video man keep up the good work!!!

[@pinkpanther4291]

Another great one, m8!

[@monochaos9442]

I just want to point something out that is bugging me and will continue to do so until I point this i credly petty of me thing out. Pauline never "became" Peach. Pauline and Peach are two seperate characters. Don't believe me? Check out the second Mario Vs Donkey Kong game. Pauline reappears in it as her own character.

[@SquareEyedJak]

Yeah I didn't realise that at the time. My bad

[@Yellowpikmin27]

Donkey Kong 64 is bad but at least it's not Bubsy. The game definitely does get repetitive and monotonous. It's okay in some areas but it can't stand up to other great platformers like Banjo Kazooie, Jak and Daxter, and Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom.

[@Yellowpikmin27]

***** that too.

[@Kaboomboo]

I do love this game but yeah, a unbiased review does point out the glaring flaws.

[@kittykat6897]

Tbh i loved this game it was a highlight for me on 64 So much content!

[@caraloca5947]

Damn the fucking switches

[@EstebanMenchacaGamboa]

The AVGN influence is strong here... well in your every video m8

[@mokeeh4821]

+Esteban Menchaca I also noticed he took some inspiration from PatStrikesBack in his Enter the Dragonfly review, but it's not a huge problem though since he still manages to say his own opinions about certain games he review.

[@BillyBob_McSanchez]

+Esteban Menchaca Honestly, his AVGN style. It really brings back the old style of the AVGN episodes. Now days, James rushes through the game or half asses the raunchy humor. If he's gonna make a Nerd review, then he should take his time. At least Square Eyed Jack doesn't completely copy AVGN, try watching GameDude's reviews and you'll see how bad of a reviewer he is

[@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145]

With his preference of the PlayStation, he also kinda reminds me of Caddicarus.

[@evanpeartree]

At least AVGN is charming and likable. This guy is just an asshole.

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

@@evanpeartree how? Just because he doesn’t like ur favourite game? Salty kid

[@malcolmmulholland2163]

Hi there. I was wondering if you can review the Donkey Kong Country games, especially Donkey Kong Country Returns and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. If you can, that would be great.

[@jerrik96]

I think you needed to play Banjo-Kazooie first.

[@SquareEyedJak]

Well I played 2 levels of Banjo since and then gone back to DK64. it only made my angrier at how this game was handled, however this video is super old and not as balanced as I would have liked looking back.

[@jerrik96]

@@SquareEyedJak Yeah, it's mainly for context purposes. Trust me, it didn't take long for me to realize DK64 was designed to be tedious and nearly impossible to 100%, or even just beat. Banjo-Kazooie (and Tooie in most ways) did collectathons much better, and did a pretty good job of showing what Rare's 3d style was.

[@malcus8485]

While I personally disagree with your conclusion, your production quality never fails to impress and entertain! Great video!!

[@davidaames64]

Thank you so much for this video! 🙏😏

[@Samsung_Samuel]

12:47 I think you're meant to see what order the barrels light up which is in a circle rotating anticlockwise or clockwise and predict which one will light up next. When I played that part, that is what I did and after I figured that out, it was fine

[@cyshadowx]

Your reviews are awesome keep it up bro

[@SquareEyedJak]

+cyshadowx Thanks

[@DmitriyK12]

We desperately need a sequel to DK64...maybe for the Nintendo Switch or the 3DS and call it DK128 (or DK's New Age Adventure).

[@jerimiahsaiah]

LMAO DUDE THIS IS A THROWBACK I'M STILL LAUGHING HARD

[@thatspecialguy3291]

jerimiahisaiah you're not the only one

[@kenn7459]

finally someone who isn't blinded by nostalgia.

[@KyleKirkpatrick123]

Are any of the classic "Tomb Raider" games on your list? (By classic I mean the PS1 Games!!)

[@PyroMaker3]

so you are done with this game................... review Ratchet and Clank

[@littlecjoverthere467]

A recommendation from me: -any pre-2010 James Bond video games -any Worms (Team 17's) games

[@bestmillimeter1858]

Awesome videos. Good work 👍

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Okay, so the reason why the N64 joysticks have issues is because they were made using a simple mechanism which involves plastic running against plastic, which causes the stick to degrade. However, the N64 controllers worked fine at the time and Nintendo never assumed that anyone would be playing N64 games 22 years after the console was released and knowing that the analogue sticks would work fine throughout the console’s lifespan, and therefore released it with it’s simple mechanism.

[@thiccluigi6906]

Still doesn't change the fact that the controller is bad.

[@mechabroski9993]

ahhhh old video, very nice. thank you my rock princess.

[@shadowlugia5766]

Despite the negative tone, all of the points you made in the review are good, and it is entertaining to watch. I agree on many of the points, such as the camara control, padding, backtracking, etc. The bland mini-games are something that I think got a little too excessive, especially some of them being really hard due to glitches. But I feel the mini-games could have been used a little bit less and they would be okay, and not making them as hard (re-trying the same mini game for over 20 minutes is not fun). I do find the worlds fun to explore, playing this game nowadays feels fresh because there aren´t this types of games anymore. I wanted to play more games like Mario 64 and banjo kazooie so that is why I got this game. I had only played parts of this when I was a kid, but never owned it myself. So I have a little bit of nostalgia, but not too much(the friend who owned it only got to the third level). I agree that beating the 2 retro games for the nintendo and rareware coins, in order to beat the game is really off-putting. I have been trying to beat Donkey Kong and have easily played over an hour and never get past level 3. These games, while I can aprreciate their designs and the history behind them, make me look at them in a diffrent light when I found out I have to beat them to progress. Thankully, there are gitches to by-pass these games but this should have just been a fun little easter egg.

[@christophersoper]

Hay. What game do you LIKE. what is your FAVORITE game that you WOULD PLAY/BEAT more then ONE time

[@HeyShnubby]

Great review as always Jak! Do you mind if I ask what video editing/effects software you use for your videos? :)

[@SquareEyedJak]

+TwistParade Thanks, I use a program called Power Director. It's a middle ground between the basics of Movie Maker and the more advance stuff like Sony Vegas and Premiere but I honestly wouldn't recommend it, just go for the advance stuff. I would switch but I'm so used to the program I use that it would affect the quality of my videos :P

[@HeyShnubby]

+Square Eyed Jak thanks for the info :)

[@wilrc6]

I love this game but trying to play this on the Wii U virtual console is a nightmare. The gamepad controls are atrocious.

[@MrDmoney156]

Yes! Thank GOD I'm not the only one!

[@TheGarrett27]

My main issue with the game has always been the over excessive collectathon, I agree there really should've been a shared pocket between all the kongs rather than multiple colored coins and bananas for each kong, but damn man there was so much shit thrown at this game, it really isn't the worst donkey kong game there is, there are still other redeeming qualities towards it, but granted, I have a nostalgic viewpoint of the game

[@millertime97jm]

Hey, you think taking 2 months to beat this game was bad? It took me YEARS to beat Donkey Kong Country (GBA remake.) Though it was the first game I owned.

[@algerianboi_213]

i began playing this on the wii u virtual console in august and i am still in frantic factory

[@paradygmshift7826]

Even though you're ripping apart one of my favorite games of all time, you're hilarious so I'm cool with it.

[@TheGameCreator13]

Man people don't like their child hood being trash talked because everything in your child hood is inherently good and cannot be critiqued to ANY extent, I positively loved this game as a kid but that doesn't mean I can't take one of my favorite childhood memories being picked apart, Though honestly you're not really getting harsh backlash though, I'm just talking in general when someone picks apart something others love and they get so upset cause its an opinion they can't take, Great video, A completely non-nostalgia-biased review of this game It has flaws that should be acknowledged Subscribed.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+TheGameCreator13 These are the comments I love, thank you. :D

[@TheGameCreator13]

Square Eyed Jak heheh you're welcome 👍

[@TheGameCreator13]

***** Just a game we can analyze to help designers design better games by learning from past mistakes :]

[@TheGameCreator13]

***** Just gonna say that sounds like an opinion I never can get why Nintendo doesn't make the games people want, Maybe the demand just isn't big enough in Japan I'm also sure you've heard of Yooka-Laylee I'll assume? Also heard Microsoft plans on doing something with the IP's they've had stashed away... but I guess that doesn't include DK. Eh I dunno Nintendo is a mystery :l

[@TheGameCreator13]

***** Its gonna be for PC, Wii U and a Sony/Microsoft console Not entirely sure on their exact plan for that, Probably gonna change that either way but it is for sure coming to PC Yooka Laylee is being made by old Rare not the ones at Microsoft, the old Rare members company name is Playtonic Games So getting something to play Yooka Laylee isn't going to be hard

[@HumbledGoat]

Haha I can fully understand where you're coming from. I just replayed the game for old time sake, but it didn't age that well. I agree with most things you said. They might as well call it DK Hallway!

[@xJC2x]

I remember having this game as a kid. At the time i didn't know that i had to beat the Donkey Kong arcade game twice to progress in the actual game. I always played it for fun but Once i found that out let's just say it tested my patience. I got so mad to the point to where i stopped trying to get it for a good 15 years. It wasn't until yesterday i was like "it's been 15 years. i need to get this damn coin." I sat there for an hour & finally got it. Now I'm stuck on those damn slides.

[@ironinquisitor3656]

I think this game is really good. I have no nostalgia for it btw. I first played it in 2019 and its the first Rareware 3D platformer I've played too.

[@someperson4712]

Good

[@MegacoreTeamJake]

DK64 is amazing and I just recently played it for the first time.

[@toddmilhouse2458]

been a while since i commented. 21 mintues? this gonna be good.....time for a square eye marathon. need to catch up

[@Sonic1098s]

You really should be more noticeable if that even a word but what I mean is your really awesome at reviewing these games including one of my favorite series Crash and watching your reviews got me to finally played Spyro so thanks

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Seth Shay Thanks dude, appreciate it :D

[@svddsosa7396]

i adored dk64 still have it to this day

[@TomPetty60]

Love this review! So funny!

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Ryan Sweeney Cheers :D

[@luckyexplorer1053]

This isn't funny you guys.

[@hipersonicc9736]

I thought the ammo and crystals were shared

[@jfhm1991]

This is the first video of yours I have seen before - I found this one by searching DK64 bad game lol. But as soon as I saw that opening shot of your backyard and just before you started talking, for some reason I knew you'd be Australian lol. I think the backyard just looked so familiar and like home, still tripped me out when I realised I'd guessed it right 😂