Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast | The Curse - Scott The Woz

Scott is the chosen one.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
Instagram: / scottthewoz
Animation by
Emily Wolver ( / emily_wolver )
Music by
Chapman “Chipper” Hammond (www.chapmanhammondmusic.com/)
Garrett Williamson ( / gwilliamsonofficial )
"Opening" Full Credits
Composed by Chapman “Chipper” Hammond
"Barrel Blast Completion Montage" Full Credits
Written, Produced, Mixed, & Mastered by Garrett Williamson
Guitars by Joshua Taipale
Bass by Gary Lunn
Drums by Scott Williamson
Keys, Orchestration, & Programming by Garrett Williamson
"Break In (End Card)" Full Credits
Written, Produced, Mixed, & Mastered by Garrett Williamson
Rhythm Guitar Programming by Joshua Taipale
Music Used:
"Opening (Original Piece)" by Chapman "Chipper" Hammond
"Rocket Barrel 1" from Donkey Kong Country Returns
"Donkey Kong/Donkey Kong Jr. Medley" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Opening - Donkey Kong" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Underwater Theme" from Super Mario Bros.
"Title Theme" from Donkey Kong Country
"Ice Slide" from Donkey Kong 64
"Ancient Lake" from Diddy Kong Racing
"Facility" from GoldenEye 007 (N64)
"Windy & Co." from Conker's Bad Fur Day
"Game Show Twist" by Marc Durst
"Jungle Falls" from Diddy Kong Racing
"Tropical Treetops" from DK: King of Swing
"Song Select" from Donkey Konga
"Menu" from Donkey Konga 3
"Banana Bungalow" from DK: King of Swing
"Necky's Canyon" from DK: King of Swing
"09 vs. Banana Ship" from DK: Jungle Climber
"Title Screen" from Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat
"DK Jungle" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Salty Sea" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Dynamite Run" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Bell Hop (A)" by John Shakespeare
"Alpine Peaks" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Main Menu" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Cranky's Temple" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Cranky's Flight School" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"DK Jungle Falls" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Graveyard" by Johnny Pearson
"Witty Fellow" by Gerhard Trede
"DK Jungle Sunset" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Parched Palace" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Temple Heights" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Open Ocean" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Candy's Challenges" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Cosmic Highway" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Credits" from Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast
"Acts of Heroism (C)" by Trevor Duncan
"Dramatic Cues" by APM Music
"Whisper from the Past" by Gregor F. Narholz
"Barrel Blast Completion Montage (Original Piece)" by Garrett Williamson ( • Scott The Woz - Barrel... )
"Break In (Original Piece)" by Garrett Williamson ( • "Break In" - Scott The... )

[@ChaoticMeatballTV]

I cannot believe how long it took for a dedicated video on Donkey Kong Barrel Blast to be made. We're all in the best timeline now.

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

Finally, we can fix EVERYTHING NOW!

[@orphy640]

I love Scott and I think a topic like donkey long barrel blast is too much for a normal being but for scott, he'd make a masterpiece, like this.

[@hokage1997]

still cant believe verified users get instant top comment slot even tho they have less likes than the comment below them

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@hokage1997 its because youtube automatically promotes them for some reason

[@hokage1997]

@@-FutureTaken- probs to bring in more viewers or comments. Who knows

[@Patterrz]

I will always respect the DK Bongos, ever since I watched someone beat Dark Souls with them

[@rubenperezalonso8726]

Hey

[@C___________]

UCpjKP4N1VaRwmqya8IdeSGA ...

[@noti7510]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won't

[@guiteshima]

E... Excuse me?

[@yourmomreacts3734]

Hey it’s you

[@niktri8312]

Holy shit, it just hit me. Scott's dad knows so much about Barrel Blast because he had to have played Barrel Blast to have sex.

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

Holy shit

[@jameslawrenson1208]

You're right!

[@fergs1561]

Scott’s dad had sex?

[@ciphergacha9100]

Wow

[@thomario8638]

_So this is the story of how Scott Wozniak was born._

[@KayJayYT123]

I love how at 16:44 the door gets absolutely destroyed but it magically fixes itself seconds later

[@SMF64]

IMPRACTICAL

[@nathanschwartz6693]

The door wasn’t locked.

[@totallyhumanproductions1349]

Crazy Diamond

[@TallTrees420]

A wizard did it.

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

When it's Rex, he can choose whatever he breaks to be 100% real, or a prop.

[@LinearAztec]

I just realized, the last Christmas special ended with “I’ll get to [barrel blast] later.” This certainly later, but he got to it!

[@JmKrokY]

Bruhh

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

The science just wasn’t there until now

[@ashernotheis76]

I love this continuity!

[@somerandomontheweb]

"I'll get to [Barrel Blast] next year"

[@ap0ll0_xxi]

…i swear to god 😭☠️

[@Linventor]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it." That is a _raw_ line

[@camrencarpenter8085]

Stamp?

[@jr2904]

@@camrencarpenter8085 don't go chasing waterfalls

[@Linventor]

@@camrencarpenter8085 1:34

[@decidueyesrandm5526]

I found mine And won't let it leave me

[@theunderpaidSCPdude]

Holy shit I scrolled to this the SECOND he said it.

[@RamenParadoxum]

I just realized that at 30:40 when Rex is speaking about Genghis Khan, his mouth is edited over with another Rex mouth. Can't wait to see the bloopers/behind-the-scenes of this one lol

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

I had wondered how he managed to speak so loud while barely moving his mouth, and now that you've pointed it out, I can't unsee the greenscreen.

[@sparkedlemur1065]

Dude nice find

[@Just.Kidding]

During the segment where they say: "Mark him with this so I can always tell which one of us is a fucking creep" "What does the "A" stand for?" "You're "A" fucking creep!" The clip of Rex saying "fucking creep" is exactly the same both times, the second time is just edited over different footage of the other two.

[@rightyloosey8554]

​@@Just.KiddingYeah, but that's not the clip he's talking about.

[@reversalmushroom]

Yeah, why did they do that?

[@Cr1ticA]

Let's give Scotts dad a round of applause. Where would Scott be without him?

[@thatcherpatchstopmotion7711]

Prison or dead

[@heavyweaponsguy470]

non-existent.

[@elijahseymour9271]

​@@heavyweaponsguy470that is a fair point

[@crazycoot647]

Still on his nuts

[@pablosolermontano3872]

​@@elijahseymour9271 i agree

[@Vailskibum]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@boopsdoops]

scott blasts back into our life, thank god

[@TheOneDerp]

When do we not need him most? Can we stop not needing him most? We must keep Scott at all times

[@jordenshoats8245]

Ah yes

[@AlexDown1]

One of the most classic KZbin comments there is

[@fortnotegamer6449]

Wise words

[@PringusMcDingus]

Oh, there he is

[@gamekid2310]

Hi funny man

[@S0ME_GUY]

you

[@LaRavachole]

29:30

[@kirin1230]

Ohh hey it's you

[@jhunt7235]

​@@LaRavacholeOkay that was clever

[@jonathanhoush2384]

For some reason, my local library had a copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. I remember an unpleasant afternoon where I spent three hours next to a younger boy who was playing them the entire time. He wouldn't wear headphones, either. On that day, video games went from "okay" in my young mind to "the worst thing", and it took years for me to even vaguely respect them again.

[@Cam_Can_Play]

I can’t believe that Donkey Kong Jungle Beat ruined your perception of video games for literal years.

[@Zorro7269]

What the fuck, are you Dr. Doofenshmirtz or something? That’s some “Back when I was a young boy living in Gimmleshtump” kinda shit.

[@adopted996]

@@Cam_Can_Play I mean my music teacher ruined my fondness of music based games for 5 years so it's not as crazy as you think

[@Icetea-2000]

@@adopted996 You played music based games in music class?

[@adopted996]

@@Icetea-2000 it was like 2nd grade lol

[@zmatt25]

Gotta appreciate the details in the song at the end, when at 37:43 the original outro music smoothly turns into the new outro for the channel, as if establishing a new chapter/season of ScottTheWoz

[@trapsack]

this.

[@Vailskibum]

#3 on trending, the world has been waiting for The Return of The King

[@archiestar0]

Fr

[@Weird_One_]

It is #2 on trending now

[@spamtongspamton3422]

#9 now. Still. The a bit of the World is asleep. Just wait.

[@thatguywithacontroller7909]

Hey man I love your vids

[@essayharper]

you watch scott?

[@masterlasheron]

It was such a great moment to see Scott saying goodbye to his old outro theme and embrace a new era for him Welcome back, you absolute virgin legend

[@nameynamename3758]

wait the old one is gone?

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah

[@JmKrokY]

Rip

[@stardustguy]

wtff el masterlasheron

[@TyTeaStrings]

It’s at 37:38

[@shmlorp7927]

This man is a legend. He used Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast as an allegory for sex positivity

[@Ystijger]

You're the true legend for still using this profile picture

[@chad9166]

that's cringe as fxck

[@The_Purple_Idiot]

W Pfp

[@TsukiStuffs]

its not an analogy

[@TSKyanite]

@@TsukiStuffs thats why he called it an allegory

[@PedrottViana]

"With great power comes great virginity" Beautiful

[@The1Tyman]

He's DEFINITELY Our universe equivalent of Spider-man

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

Words wizards all over the world live by

[@Mr-Moron]

As a gamer I can confirm I am super good at video games and have not felt the touch of a woman... ...dammit.

[@comedyreliefguy5112]

@@The1TymanScott the Woz is our Earth’s Spider-Man, and we don’t even know it yet…

[@DocDocGoose15]

Oh wow he is Peter Parker

[@printility9602]

Holy shit he did not make a speech at the end using barrel blast as a metaphor for prejudice towards sexual activity. I love it.

[@Sweetie.21]

Me too, as a sex-repulsed asexual person, that meant a lot to me.

[@Blazertazer]

Well, it seems he doesn't write his own speeches

[@BlueFire98]

I have been made fun of for being a virgin since middle school. That speech really helped me feel better and less ashamed

[@benjaminsettlemire7006]

I thought it was shaming the pokemon Fandom

[@jamieoconnell220]

spoilers 🗿

[@jewelianperez7038]

Fun fact: Scott said “Donkey Kong” a total of Donkey Kong times. The number was so high, a new number has been created.

[@Hdtk2024]

To be fair, "Donkey Kong" is a fun word to say.

[@JudgeTyBurns]

One Donkillion

[@anonymous7024]

Donkey Kong to the power of Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong to the power of Donkey Kong

[@derekg5006]

The Kong Plex

[@chetapace79]

Does it come after the number Sex?

[@alexpine8295]

Scott the Woz has some of the best morals at the end of each story, and also the most dramatic final battles. I love this channel so much.

[@MarioMastr]

And the funniest end quips

[@Robynbanks396]

*epic battle* i did it.

[@jermoose1527]

7:31 "The Pause That Frame Times" absolutely killed me. Love the detail Scott puts it!

[@ELSEBA152]

I swear at minute 30:41 his mouth looks like it was animated or something

[@jermoose1527]

@@ELSEBA152 ...not sure why you replied to my comment with that point, but you are absolutely correct, odd.

[@lukeskywalker987]

In his "Game Show Games" video I'm pretty sure the "Fishy Names" degree is made out to Scott "Will eventually get to the first MegaMan" Wozniak and that's one of my favorite Scott details.

[@TheMaskedChris]

Thank you Scott, you've finally saved the world from the wrath of Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.

[@kaelisprime9087]

Sometimes I wonder if society is even ready for a sequel.

[@Jac-Man]

@@kaelisprime9087 Then the curse would be reborn, and there wouldn’t be any virgins left to save the day

[@SubconsciousDeviant]

@@Jac-Man Except for one

[@CirnouliK]

Oh damn, good to see you here Chris! Glad to see you're a fan of Scott too.

[@IamAJoe]

Thanks to Scott my virginity can feel safe from the terror that is Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.

[@himanchywatchesvideos7826]

I never realized four months felt so long, it’s like a third of a year has gone by with no Scott

[@name_here0]

It was three months!!! I thought it was five years without Scott it’s a long weeeks

[@trivial7]

I think 3 months is a quarter of a year

[@LinearAztec]

Ah yes, three months since it was two months since he uploaded

[@unstableturtleduck]

@@trivial7 I think that's the joke

[@coffeebug]

my woz has certainly been scotted

[@ryansparago]

37:18 through the rest of the video is the evolution of Scott. This part is amazing.

[@marcelinecorbin1257]

Even the "Virgin points /12" is (probably) a reference to the virtual boy video, where he rates its games out of 12.

[@heyitzrare]

@@marcelinecorbin1257 Actually, it's a callback to the Viral Games video ^^

[@AzraqShinji]

Just realized this is a really good underlying message about the act of sex and how having it or not doesn’t define you as a person

[@masonasaro2118]

@@Snake3417not underlying or not the message? because it’s pretty in your face

[@thatoneXman]

All in a video about a game where a monkey straps a rocket to his back to become number 1.

[@flygon8760]

I’ve never felt such joy hearing the words “Hey all Scott Here” ever again

[@midling6321]

Or is it hey yall

[@JmKrokY]

Same

[@flygon8760]

@@midling6321 it’s hey all

[@solgaleo3533]

Flygon

[@thebigbrain2494]

i literally gasped when i got the notification that he uploaded

[@Cyranek]

plato's allegory of the barrel blast

[@studf4172]

s t u d f

[@brayonyx14]

@@studf4172 s t u d f

[@Jsslade]

Fun fact: This entire review is a call-back to a visual gag from the We Dare review. (Scott said that We Dare and DK Barrel Blast were the only two Wii games where you could have sex. I haven't watched that exact episode in a while, so I could have misremembered the quote.)

[@masterdoge17]

I just rewatched the We Dare video and no, he didn't say DK Barrel Blast in that video. But he did try to get laid with we dare and I quote "it's harder than I thought...".

[@osurpless]

Right up there with the veiled history lesson of the development of ET for the Atari 2600 in the 200th episode of AVGN.

[@AdamTPersonette]

He also said that if he wanted to get laid he'd just talk about Donley Kong Barrel Blast in the Viral Games video

[@usermcskull4713]

@@AdamTPersonette Yeah that was the first instance of this running gag, We Dare came later

[@revalution1965]

Y’all really taking this virgin thing to a whole new level when trying to piece Scott the woz quotes and lore together to be a lot more interesting then they are smh

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it" has no right to be so badass of a line in a video about DONKEY KONG.

[@punishederic4761]

"It was either this or misanthropy" This whole episode is about a hatred and distaste for humanity, excellent theming Scott

[@KittyKatty999]

But when SCOTT does it, it's good shit. XD

[@general_pigface7203]

This is pretty subtle, but at 37:37 you can hear Breakout, the music used in his old outro, and then it transitions into his new outro music, which he named "Break In" (the name is written in the description)

[@Thorne-]

I don't think a hype as fuck rock remix of Breakout that crashes head first into a dope ass mix of Break In counts as "subtle"

[@general_pigface7203]

@@Thorne- I meant the way it transitions

[@vincentjonesvr]

"subtle".

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@kinguno7269]

scott the woz lore

[@lustfuloption]

I fkn love Scott's episodes. I feel like he has picked up the slack where some of the online gamers have lacked recently. Not to say any names haha

[@samuelvibritannia4831]

Not to say any names... No worries, we all know.

[@SuperIlikepotatos]

@@samuelvibritannia4831 what are the names ?

[@whoisanarnb]

@@SuperIlikepotatos still waiting

[@noahkrause2835]

like who? avgn is back, spawn wave is good, the only person i could think of is mvg who is moving (who uploaded a video today)

[@ltb1345]

@@samuelvibritannia4831 Indeed.

[@LuxCarraway]

"Society may have lost its virginity, but I'm here to find it" you killed me with that one

[@KOLANI]

I'm just now realizing how the song during the montage at the end is sort of a goodbye to "Breakout", the usual outro theme, since it incorporates it's melody, before triumphantly turning into the theme song for Scott the Woz on G4, "Break In". Truly beautiful, not gonna lie, makes my heart heavy. It's bitter sweet.

[@KOLANI]

@GameControllers Same here man. I hope they upload the full thing soon!!!

[@nishweb]

​@@KOLANI hyper potions borderline forever

[@nishweb]

@GameControllers hyper potions borderline forever

[@KOLANI]

@@nishweb das not it at all

[@nishweb]

@@KOLANI it is

[@MFG1243]

Out of all the endings to a Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast reviews, I did not expect a genuine speech on why virginity is okay. I love this channel.

[@SkyKidShyKid]

Or just overall accepting others for who they are and being comfortable with yourself. Like it just doesn't apply to virginity, that's what makes the speech so great.

[@grunkleg.3110]

A speech on why it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or a sex fiend (provided there's no harm occurring), in a video about Donkey Kong emphasis on 'Fucking' Barrel Blast, that isn't even ham-fisted? How does he do it?

[@growthmindset848]

wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@psiah9889]

Scott said asexual rights!

[@SkyKidShyKid]

@@psiah9889 HELL YEAH!

[@jacquespaught]

I like the fact that Rex's reaction to the sight of Barrel Blast confirms that the game's virginity-repelling qualities aren't just Scott's own personal delusions, they're a well-known fact of life in the Wozverse. Yet it appears Fling Smash's self-lubrication is exclusive to Scott's own experiences, otherwise why would Kay Swiss have been caught off-guard by his Fling Smash stack being wet?

[@superslicer6]

29:31 I respect this man not for playing the game, but for having a virtual boy.

[@spengler2258]

I’ll be honest, I’m really going to miss the old outro. I don’t mind the new one, and it’s cool that this time it’s actually an original composition, but the old one was so synonymous with Scott that it’ll be hard not to miss it.

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Wait he’s changing it? But part of the breakout theme was used in the mashup of Scott beating barrel blast so I don’t think it’s gone or at least he’s not stop using it.

[@lordz19]

I really hope it’s not gone.

[@denno2021]

Yeah, the old one went so hard I am gonna miss it.

[@maroonknight5252]

I really hope this isn't the beginning of fazing out Breakout. While I sort of understand using the original song made for the TV reruns, there's just something special about Breakout

[@startedtech]

He might've been advised to change it for any potential issues down the line since he obviously wouldn't own any of the rights to it.

[@gigastrike2]

Scott, I'm always amazed at how you manage to remain a virgin despite your distaste for JRPGs. Truly a man of principles.

[@weeb_dweeb]

Shoo! Get away from here bot! (talking about reply)

[@MediaPromedia]

36:17 the moment you realize he is actually talking about society judging women for living their sexuality freely

[@JUSTANOTHERNINTENDOFAN]

Barrel Blast

[@stimkytheskunk3306]

20:12 I accidently paused right when he hit the table which made this gag 10x better! 😂

[@edwardarcherwrestling6295]

"You're not a fucking creep, you're a fucking friend" needs to be a gif asap

[@WolfieboyYT]

OMG YES IT DOES

[@calejenkins2657]

yes

[@mrbigrig171]

I made one of it but KZbin won’t let me post it for some reason.

[@notkimpine]

radiohead reference. i listened that song for 50 times and i'm super downed. on spotify in 2022. life was hell back then. but i'm a creep.

[@edwardarcherwrestling6295]

@@mrbigrig171 to the Reddit!!

[@E3kHatena]

“Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong’s Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong ass” might be the most bewilderingly clever quip in a video game review.

[@somefreshbread]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[@spooderman6312]

Will will smith smith will smith Will smith will smith will smith

[@AwesmFilms]

1:35-1:45 might be the best script writing in all of human history

[@cretinhops95]

He went full AVGN in this video, I love it

[@OrificeHorus]

As someone who's recently gotten into Scott in the past couple of years, I can totally understand why people are sad Breakout isn't the outro anymore. But it does have this Mega Man vibe to it that I do adore.

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah nah its straight up so much worse, but this Scott the Woz Video had the most killer jokes in a while making me so complacent I wont bother bringing this up for at the very least 6 more months.

[@bigguy3021]

@@aturchomicz821 I'm sure he had no desire to change it, but with Scott the Woz airing on TV, he had to change it because Breakout isn't his song.

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

@@bigguy3021 confused, he still uses Nintendo music throughout the video so why not keep the old song

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@BrandMath-ns5yc Maybe he just wanted a theme that was all his own and not just one from a video game associated with his channel. I hope he does a video on 3D Dot Game Heroes and uses Breakout one more time as his outro.

[@Jay_Rodimus]

Honestly the song being called "break in" makes up for it entirely 🤣

[@MethGoldblum]

Holy crap, in the We Dare video Scott calls We Dare the second Wii game that will get you laid and he holds up Barrel Blast as the other. That video was over 2 years ago and here he is paying the joke off now!

[@oreo4093]

Actually it’s been in the works even longer. I’m like 99% sure that the first mention of the connection between dkbb and sex was in viral games which has its 4 year anniversary in September

[@usermcskull4713]

@@oreo4093 Crazy it's been that long, I remember watching that episode when it first came out just before going to school

[@kuliobataluma8846]

Scott got One Piece levels of foreshadowing lol 🙏

[@usermcskull4713]

@@kuliobataluma8846 "Imagine if rhere was a big blue border around everything you played, things would definitely get riot inducing" was a throwaway joke in the first Game Compilations video lol

[@thegreendorito9095]

Some of the best ace rep I’ve seen in a long while

[@jordanvance1657]

The whole rare situation with Nintendo is still mind-boggling to this day. How does a company just allow a major game studio who put a lot of hits out for only you for years get bought out. I just assumed the real business people at Nintendo were out on vacation during this time, and they left others in charge.

[@KanaIzumiya]

What a specific bot lol

[@dizzydrake4433]

@@KanaIzumiya It used to be impersonating Scott The Woz lol. Now it's impersonating someone else I guess

[@TheOneUntakenName]

It feels like Nintendo did not view Rare as being as valuable as it once was for valid and invalid reasons- they did lose their FPS people to Free Radical (See Perfect Dark Zero). When they forced Rare to make Dinosaur Planet into Starfox Adventures and kind of ruined it, the company kind of wanted to leave Nintendo's oversight and they didn't care enough to fight Microsoft for them (They had equal states in the company) Also it's never been hard confirmed but Microsoft probably misunderstood the Donkey Kong license and thought they were buying it with Rare. When that failed to materialize, they just kind of left the company to fester.

[@bluestar5812]

Envy. Rare was putting the most technically impressive games on Nintendo consoles since the NES. By N64 era they had made DK into a gaming juggernaut, something Nintendo didn't know how to do to this day.

[@raxadian]

Simply put Nintendo lost a lot of money with the Nintendo 64. Plus Japanese culture; is complicated.

[@retrauk]

I love that Rex Moes is an anagram of "more sex" when the character has no sex. It's a nice detail.

[@pizzaburger21]

It's actually Rex Mohs.

[@babexbox7521]

seom xer?

[@babexbox7521]

nvm

[@lone_stick]

@@pizzaburger21 Mohr sex

[@MrTheDvok]

I can't believe I lived enough to see Scott win a battle to death against the very embodiment of SEX

[@jinjer420]

“You’re not a f**king creep. You’re a f**king friend.” -Rex (2022)

[@Dorian_Scott]

Never have I felt so happy to hear Scott utter the words "Hey all, Scott here!" after such a long time. It's great to see you again, Scott. I hope that your break from making videos was a fantastic one.

[@wooperman6960]

Same!!!

[@growthmindset848]

wishing you the best morning/night - remember, what we think, we become 🧠💰

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

“Every massive success leads to a sexual revolution” - Scott the Monopoly Woz (2022)

[@Afterburner215]

Scott "Do Not Pass Go" Woz

[@G-Ilan-M]

do you mean scott will eventually take a look at the first mega man wozniak

[@weirdlyalive1579]

36:48 Thank you English class for letting me know what this is referring to

[@JUSTANOTHERNINTENDOFAN]

There should've been a shot of him putting it in the other hand behind his back and then giving it to him 😂

[@LiGht-Youtube-0309]

This is one of the best Scott branded continuity moments I have ever seen. It's so utterly amazing the amount of effort and nuance the upload of this video carries that it made me forget everything bad in my life. I don't f*cking care you didn't upload Switch: five years in because this... this is worth it. Please, for the love of Chibi-Robo keep up this level of quality of episodes and dedication for the Stupid Nintendo Games lineage. This overjoyed fan of your content would be very pleased and happy for you to take that decision, even though you probably already know you're gonna do it. I just wanted to make it clear. Thank you for Scott the Woz, Scott Wozniak.

[@iKiwed]

The transition from breakout to break in in the rock themed music is fantastic. Like a good way to end and start a new chapter

[@Dairunt1]

And the song is named "Break In". Fantastic.

[@emanuelfanelli9539]

There's literally no one else in the world who could make a video about Donkey Kong Barrel Blast so entertaining and epic. Scott truly is the ultimate virgin

[@Historicutuber]

HHahah

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

32:42 New favorite Scott The Woz scene

[@rideabike979]

30:58 Scott is smiling in this scene

[@Pixelcraftian]

We found Scott, and what is he playing? Donkey Kong B*rrel Bl*st. Happy to see your big return! Hope your break was good :)

[@tcmine]

ok

[@Fishnuggets3000]

Damn

[@pigeon5313]

HELLO

[@coffeebug]

my woz is certainly scotted

[@flamebro13]

pog

[@mishell128]

The one-second gag of Scott shaking Rex' hand from the wrong side at 17:34 has sent my sides into the fucking stratosphere

[@brandbusters183]

Yes

[@GamerGoingGrey]

I met the politician Bob Dole once back in '99. That's how he shaked my hand.

[@AsteroidBK]

his 1 second gags are the best, like at 15:57 where he bought 40 copies of Barrel Blast just for a small joke

[@razzvyberry4694]

@@AsteroidBK I think he just printed the cover of the game and put it on 40 other wii cases, it's pretty easy to do.

[@AsteroidBK]

@@razzvyberry4694 that doesn't seem like something he would do

[@linusminus]

Scott: *Comes Back* *Drops this banger, refuses to elaborate* *Leaves*

[@JUSTANOTHERNINTENDOFAN]

36:46 missed opportunity to have a shot of rex swapping the same A behind his back implying that he still thinks Jeb is a creep 😂

[@Eveliane]

For years I have defended this game, I’ve argued, fought, lost friends and family in defense of this game I loved so much. I just couldn’t understand how anyone could dislike this game, much less HATE it, and it cost me my house, my kids, my partner, and my job, and after watching this video I’ve realized I’ve never actually played Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast and was thinking of a completely different game and I don’t know which one.

[@dynomite9524]

This was a story to rival Shakespeare

[@soulsilvergamer5225]

​@@dynomite9524 it's ten times better, this dude should write a book

[@XBeastModeXEPIC]

Modern Shakespeare

[@Peztllence]

Shakespeare? Don't know him, I've only heard of ancient Evelyn Ryley

[@ryko1478]

Top 10 best plot-twists of anime

[@Zachanator1213]

It's sad to see breakout no longer be the ending theme what break-in is still an amazing little song and breakout may be gone but it will never be forgotten for being the famous Scott the woz theme

[@ceptemzorpus]

3d dot game heros

[@galfinsp7216]

It’s like when the Henry stickman collection replaced game references with generic/among us audio.

[@vaper4327]

I think it had something to do with the fact that they couldn't use breakout in the tv show due to copyright infringement, since 3d dot game heroes owns the track.

[@BeesechurgerProductions]

@@vaper4327 Scott tried to get the rights to Breakout because he wanted universal branding across versions of the show, but when he failed to do so due to the owners never getting back to him, he opted to make the YT branding match the series branding. The composer Garrett Williamson says as much on the extended version of Break In on their channel.

[@Schwuga]

I am so glad I waited a few months before watching this. My Grandpa died a few days ago, and I`ve been really down since then. But now i decided it would be the perfect time to watch some Scott since these Videos always make me smile. At about 37:20 when the speech hits its peak and the Barrel Blast Completion Montage started playing I almost started crying. A wonderful arrangement of stupidity and pure hype. This Montage gave me teary eyes and I am proud, dammit. The sadness of course is not over yet, but this Video really cheered me up. Thanks for everything Scott ! You are the best !

[@LettuceGayming]

Say what you will about barrel blast, it gave us the first playable appearance of FUNKY KONG

[@modernfriends1522]

"Society may have lost its virginity but I'm here to find it." Over here I'm saying that Scott is the litteral embodiment of virginity

[@vinnyandlin8510]

I had the virginity timeline all wrong. I thought virginity was a new and rising faction that is slowly taking over the world

[@DuskLegend]

Remember when that used to be a bad thing

[@doozy5184]

The day when Scott has sex, is the day when no one will not have sex.

[@georgeshabo307]

I’m just happy he’s back. You can tell there were some parts where he messed up dialogue and had to voice it over, but the storytelling is just as sublime as ever

[@psycho_mantis2114]

Yea he sounds off

[@CSPRING101]

I didn’t notice anything

[@blehhg2961]

yeah literally could see them edit the mouth over them, its hilarious in all honesty

[@jessehcreative]

What happened?

[@epicgamner1139]

@@psycho_mantis2114 psyco mantis?

[@gamecube8885]

17:15 I Love Scott's since of Comedy, It's PEAK

[@Alastair.]

This is genuinely the most beautiful ending i've ever seen I literally cried

[@Sophiebryson510]

You’re just poundlnd scot the woz, but women

[@donniekitchen8806]

RIP Breakout We all knew you weren't long for this world, but you will be sorely missed

[@Lanausse]

Oh god nooooooooooooooooo not Breakout. RIP

[@SmuggyLeaf]

The message at the end, for whatever reason, really needs to be taught more. How many times have you seen people get extremely heated over someone else enjoying Fortnite, or just liking literally *any* game that's disliked by most people? As for myself, I've seen it far too often.

[@dasaiyantv8483]

I assumed it was about making fun of people for... not ever "having fun".

[@buranflakes]

Unironically a good message

[@funnycatenjoyer2758]

exactly instead of hating on people who play fortnite just hate on the bad seasons and blatent cash grab collabs in fortnite

[@shidonai9977]

Nah I think I'll continue sending death threats to people who like My Hero Academia

[@LORDBOB4EVER]

@@shidonai9977 oh boy did you not understand the message didn’t you

[@DaveMoment]

You know what, I actually like Break In for its narrative purpose in Scott The Woz. After coming to the realization that he shouldn’t chastise people for their decision to have sex or not, it feels like the previous mentality was associated with Breakout, but the new era and thoughts of Scott in the series, it’s moved on to this new theme. I miss Breakout and just how iconic, but I love Break In for pushing both the series and Scott’s arc in this episode forward.

[@mickeydix8062]

Only Scott could make a 38 minute review of a game, only to spin it into a criticism of those who force abstinence upon others. This, this is genius.

[@randommusicman8685]

37:30 he goes from breakout, to the new tune by saying "I'M A VIRGIN DAMNIT!". I WAS IN TEARS

[@sethashcrafttruemain]

By the way the new tune is in fact the TV intro from G4

[@GumSkyloard]

@@sethashcrafttruemain And it's apparently called "Break In"!

[@sethashcrafttruemain]

@@GumSkyloard yep

[@randommusicman8685]

@@GumSkyloard he knows the legacy that song left

[@randommusicman8685]

@@sethashcrafttruemain he left breakout in the most respectful way possible. In an epic medley

[@Zynet_Eseled]

"Yep. And we're about to film our first sex tape." Jesus scott, you are a masterful comedy writer.

[@acriticnamedpanem1141]

I died when he said that lol.

[@ob2kenobi388]

9:25 I don't know why, but I keep remembering this line and it keeps making me crack up!

[@MtnFighter]

37:38 I like how it transitions from old theme to new theme

[@TimeBucks]

Glad to see you back

[@IamaPERSON]

Good to know, bot.

[@tamerlovesara]

We are happier to follow you

[@IamaPERSON]

@@tamerlovesara good thing it’s a bot

[@jitendrapatra4925]

Very very nice

[@msi_raja]

DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCKS OR I WILL REJECT YOUR SUBMISSION

[@LOSTnerd815]

I find myself constantly thinking, "What is The Woz gonna do next? He's done everything!" And yet, here we are.

[@howisthis8849]

he still didn't make a video on the L button

[@bruhthecommenter1664]

he has yet to a wii u video similar to his other videos of other nintendo consoles

[@Maybe1911_.]

Super Mario 64

[@Duelkitten]

Still needs to do a *newer* review on 3D dot game hero's *(he's done it before but it's very old).

[@ezekielpetters9124]

After Wii Music, Wii Play, and Wii Play Motion, he still has yet to make dedicated videos on the Wii Sports and Wii Fit games. I'd love to see that.

[@lunchmeat9118]

The implication that donkey kong not being on the GameCube single-handedly caused the stock market crash of 2008 is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@maxborst3003]

Isnt it funny that i was born almost exactly 9 months after barrel blast released

[@mirano15]

Scott is the only American I have ever heard that can pronounce Worcestershire correctly. I can't believe it took this long.

[@wolfiegames1572]

timestamp?

[@FYCY]

It's not that hard to pronounce it's just got a got a dumb name. Why don't they change it to meat juice.

[@gmoroder]

@@wolfiegames1572 27:45

[@mirano15]

@@FYCY Because its... not?

[@shotgun6X]

It took months for Scott to pronounce it correctly

[@SonicHaXD]

That was the most anime ending I've ever seen. Never stop the Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast references in your vids XD

[@Goldieczech]

Pooptopia 2 when

[@RHVGamer]

i guess you havent watched the anime games video

[@SomeGlasses]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@STICKOMEDIA]

@@RHVGamer that episode was gold

[@androidoficeandfire9667]

What about the final fight in Anime Games Scott VS Anna May

[@King-Bubel]

Finally, the climax of the virginity arc.

[@ThatChannelWithANameThatsTooLo]

I just looked it up and I was born nine months after donkey Kong barrel blast was announced

[@fireboltchamploo7620]

When the world needed him most, he returned with a copy of Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast for the Nintendo Wii.

[@Daburubareru]

Scott is based

[@TerraHv1]

40 copies :p

[@tapu_cocoa]

THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@patrickk1855]

Hallelujah

[@Nameless10949]

W

[@sebastian2038]

2022 has now officially started

[@fox.4214]

*hey y’all, Scott here, and people are calling me king now so I guess I will review fling smash.*

[@aaronpride9581]

Damn y'all fast

[@thesmbthemeguy5007]

37:23 is where the best song in the universe starts

[@The1Tyman]

I love Scott's Smile at 30:57 It's so adorable 😂😂

[@DariusdoesStuff]

May us all pay respects for the loss of Breakout-3D Dot Game Heroes in the end credits.... Was not expecting this many replies.

[@luke10198]

F

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Kinda nice that the new song is called “Break In”, though

[@MattTelevisionYT]

🫡

[@Matthew27567]

I think the new one will only play in some episodes like the ones he films with his friends

[@mguymario]

Could be so they can just send the videos in to G4 without any alterrasions

[@DubsBrown]

Fun fact: Donkey Konga was Reggie’s most hated project. He thought it would diminish the brand but admitted being proved slightly wrong when he saw the sales. He personally tried to stop the project but was overruled.

[@hushroll]

@@Chad_Eldridge my source is that i made it the fuck up

[@BlueBroadcasting98]

It’s from a recent interview, I believe with X-play

[@DylanYoshi]

The sad part is that he was right. Donkey Konga felt very cheaply made, its tracklist was made up of pretty mediocre covers and it did not appeal at all to the existing Donkey Kong fanbase while also doing little to get people invested in Donkey Kong as a brand. This whole era of Nintendo focusing on the bongo gimmick for its DK games did little to nothing to make fans of the DKC games happy (if not outright angering them by replacing the characters in Jungle Beat), while also making Donkey Kong feel like a cheap gimmicky Mario spinoff to new players. Even in spite of Retro Studios making a pair of AMAZING DKC games, the attitude towards DK nowadays has nowhere near as much reverence as it did in the 90's, and it's not hard to see that the bongo games are the biggest reason why.

[@Ckoz2829]

@@DylanYoshi Donkey Kong could easily make a come back if Nintendo cared enough. Returns and Tropical Freeze are proof of that, but I dunno what Nintendo is doing over there. Probably starting work on the next Kirby or something.

[@braidena1633]

@@DylanYoshi the bongos entertained me for a solid afternoon then found something better to do. didnt realize they sold well enough to warrant like 4 sequels jfc

[@ryans6442]

I remember renting this game from family video as a kid and for whatever reason I skipped the tutorial and didn’t know how to move. After trying ever button I could, I angrily started hitting the ground repeatedly with the Wii remote and nunchuck. That’s how I learned how to play the game

[@dimitripia5156]

29:24 is a slept-on gem of a joke i stg

[@Ikcatcher]

“In the beginning, everybody was a virgin.” You telling me we still aren’t virgins now?

[@eureka_effect_gaming]

Yes but there are some who are not

[@stevenreyes4791]

No just you 😎😎😎

[@Elfilinfan]

@@eureka_effect_gaming yeah people like you and me

[@whotfisKy]

speak for yourself bucko 👀

[@Igneeka]

@@eureka_effect_gaming Now that's just gross to think about

[@MasterHand4444]

Sad to hear Breakout gone but I think changing to a new original track was a great long term idea. Plus it’s actually a very catchy one which isn’t all too common for KZbinrs. Great work as usual Scott with another laugh out loud video.

[@internetguy7319]

It feels like Scott is gonna go all-in on making this an online TV Show

[@ItsCrisp_]

Yeah, it’s sad but it had to happen since Scott is on G4 now.

[@Pixelcraftian]

Love that the new song is called “Break In” compared to breakout lmao

[@buttons551]

It starts as Breakout in the ending montage before transitioning into Break In.

[@KennyMcCormic0]

The old one was waaaay better!

[@Colorado-Coyote]

17:43 don't ask just watch. No need to process.

[@mikesock8]

38:14 he did it

[@CARDSSerus]

"And when the world needed him most, he returned" In all seriousness, I'm glad you took some time for yourself man.

[@tanjoy0205]

He has a life outside gaming ? JK

[@JmKrokY]

Yeah

[@justyumi4410]

Return of the King

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Tbh, at first I kinda of thought that Scott wouldn’t be making videos this year, since he hasn’t made in almost 4 months, but here we are now with a new video. He might be taking a while to make the 5 years in video for the Switch, but I’m also curious to see what other videos Scott might have this year!

[@davidbono6797]

exactly