Donkey Kong rap, but google translated 15 times

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Lyrics:
You are here and work for yourself
If you know these bodies, you can go with them
If you want to sell the arm, write it down
If you take Oropaultti with you
KD
Shameful Rectum
You know that he is the team's leader.
I'm back.
He can kill weapons
When he was awarded a mortgage he was mistreated
Great, quick, and god
This is the first KD
KD
Shameful Rectum
KD
Click here for Shameful Rectum
Now listen to the license
You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your business
Thank you, please
When you reach heaven, the trees die
If you choose to die, do not make any mistakes
The king's grandpa and grandfather are gods
KD
Shameful Rectum
This does not mean that this is not a sign
Hong Kong is a war crime
You can decide what is right
Open your arm for yourself
Make the ball
Only the owner can send the operating infant
KD
Shameful Rectum
KD
Click here for Shameful rectum
I went out for some Shameful Rectum.
At this time you will feel
He can use the bag
Is there a cure for cancer treatment?
If you do not, age
The crime continues
KD
Shameful Rectum
And you will end
The last guides are at KD
Karaoke is very strong, and it's not fun
You can summon Kremlin Al-Kebar
The stones can fight
Skin is like a rock similar to the sky
You can go to sleep fast and not wake up
Aziz Ansari is one of the ancient kings
Come here and get out of the bag!
Hill, nuts, spices
Easy, weed, song, and apple
Hill, nuts, spices
Easy, weed, song, and apple
Oh, large
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Original lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
DK
Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
DK
Donkey Kong
DK
Donkey Kong is here
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware cause he's after you
DK
Donkey Kong
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells

[@doplextv]

"when he was awarded a mortgage, he was mistreated" such is life.

[@notfunny1773]

I read this when it came on

[@zer0204]

damn straight

[@zazaproductionsg4479]

rip animal crossing villager

[@bxbgba]

Honk Kong is a war crime

[@ilovemuslimfood666]

*smokes a French cigarette on a stick*

[@soap3831]

“I went out for some shameful rectum” That’s deep

[@Hnui03]

About as deep as you're about to be in some shameful rectum if you [Click Here]

[@pungoblin9377]

*_O H Y E A H I T ‘S D E E P_*

[@gay.mer9328]

gon stick it deep in some _shameful rectum_ listen to the license.

[@legalza0843]

He could use a bag

[@AutisticShyGuy]

*_"When you reach heaven, the trees die"_* now that's deep

[@shtwick]

Teacher : What are you laughing at? Me : "Nothing..." My brain : *_ShAmfUl rEctuM_*

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

Literally no one was talking about it and I was so mad

[@gamincaimin9954]

'If you do not age, then the crime continues' Peter Pan: I am the greatest villain the world has ever known

[@nickiethefool1565]

“Hong Kong is a war crime” This aged horribly lmao

[@Jamie-yp7qz]

Yes, yes it did.

[@blaze11572]

Time for the DK 64 to be our anthem gamers rise up lol

[@jesseking1403]

Donkey Kong can save Hong Kong, he can use a barrel cannon to fire himself at all the communist Chinese.

[@rubedog961]

The Chinese government isn't funny. Can make game devs cry out for mommy!

[@dapperghastmeowregard]

"This does not mean that this is not a sign."

[@LotteYanson]

“When you reach heaven, the trees die.” That’s deep man.

[@autistichades5552]

14 year old girls:

[@ZezinhoGameplay_]

😿

[@The-JAILOR]

@@autistichades5552 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYvFZ2uJgs6jnck

[@holysalmon1651]

The trees will never die then

[@TheThirdPlayer07]

Oh wow it’s lotte

[@montydoesgames]

"Skin is a rock similar to the sky" How is that possible?

[@charlotteminecraft3447]

You made me laugh at 12 o'clock in the morning while everybody else is sleeping 🤣

[@korusooooo]

"The sky is falling!"

[@GoGojiraGo]

His skin is made of sapphire , a gemstone as blue as the sky.

[@nopeyt3387]

2020 can’t get any worse 2020: “the stones can fight.” Oh sh*t

[@redshepherd32]

"He can kill weapons"

[@_EndStars]

WATCH OUT GAPPY!

[@goodbyejeffery]

How do you describe Donkey Kong? Great. Quick. *GOD*

[@ryandoherty1815]

Shameful Rectum

[@themaskedman8377]

@@ryandoherty1815 K D

[@L00t00wii]

Pretty accurate

[@biggchonk1905]

@@themaskedman8377 Kinky Dong

[@Stokaiserrr]

He can kill weapons

[@kayamoosic]

"WHEN HE WAS AWARDED A MORTGAGE HE WAS MISTREATED" my monopoly games in a nutshell

[@carlodidonna1478]

XDDDDDDDDD

[@SilverCastleOfMagic]

@@carlodidonna1478 Shameful rectum.

[@turtles_will_fly]

UwU

[@angelzavala2254]

OwO

[@hydrusalphy4654]

Choose your character: DK: -Is the group's leader -Can kill Weapons -God Tiny: -Can reduce her organs -Changes the Shape of her business -Doesn't make any mistakes when dying Lenky: -Commits War Crimes in Hong Kong -Opens his arms for himself -Makes the ball Diddy: -Can use the Bag -Cures Cancer Treatment -Does not, Age Chunky: -Can summon Kremlin Al-Kebar -Fights against Rocks -Can go to sleep fast and not wake up

[@buzzyy_bee1897]

sLeEp fAsT aNd nOt wAkE uP

[@rhanupradipta7100]

I'd like to play a game with these kind of character lmao

[@apocalypseofplush]

@@buzzyy_bee1897 And then there's Chunky! He's dead.

[@Mordecai02]

​@@apocalypseofplush Don't pick that one, Mario.

[@cloudusman90]

Comment for *64* likes.

[@Triikouu]

"Skin is like a rock similar to the sky" -Google Translate

[@KazuhaEien]

Agreed

[@kimplix]

"If you choose to die, do not make any mistakes" What if I choose to?

[@oceanman7176]

then you won’t die

[@iamnotanorange6020]

Then you better not make any mistakes.

[@Devoid0010]

If ya screw it up, *be prepared to watch the world suffer from your actions*

[@bobbob1876]

You won't get any shameful rectum.

[@mosin8959]

bing be like

[@datpoyo4900]

"I'm back *He can kill Weapons* " Me: *imagining Donkey Kong Holding a Gun Shooting at Another Gun*

[@neopolitan21]

You just described Enter the Gungeon

[@linkandzelda4725]

His coconut gun can fire in coconut gun if he shoots coconut gun it's gonna hurt

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

@@neopolitan21 huh i did not know that was a donkey kong game

[@decayedwolf1997]

“When he was awarded a mortgage he was mistreated “ Beautiful.

[@carlemmerson2035]

Tragic comedy at its finest.

[@justarandomguy5088]

nobody: Google Translate: *s h a m e f u l r e c t u m*

[@gustavosanches3454]

*HE CAN KILL A WEAPON*

[@yeethittter1285]

SHAMEFUL RECTUM

[@BlazenBreaker]

*LOGIC*

[@Zenssei]

Gustavo Sanches In soviet russia,You Kill Weapon

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

Lmao

[@inactiveaccount7222]

This kong's one hell of a guy

[@robertcornhole5197]

*"Is there a cure for cancer treatment?"* Hell yeah you're in luck, it's called more cancer!

[@chinchilly]

I used the stones to destroy the stones

[@Gabriel3537]

But, if you do not AGE!

[@spennywenny]

@@Gabriel3537 The crime continues

[@Mordecai02]

I think it's trying to talk about a "cure-for-cancer treatment." But that's the risk one runs when one doesn't use punctuation 🤷

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@spennywennyK D! shameful rectum!

[@tkl_sam0235]

“You can go to sleep fast and not wake up” Is it telling me to kill myself?!

[@residentfacehead3465]

1:11

[@cjv8522]

It also says that should you die, you shouldn’t make any mistakes cause grandpa is a god.

[@mauriciominaya8572]

Basically

[@Cybyland]

Yes.

[@goldensupmanz]

Google translate: when you reach heaven the trees die Mrbeast: lets all sin

[@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559]

mr breast

[@personhuman2239]

*"I S T H E R E A C U R E F O R C A N C E R T R E A T M E N T?"* I don't know why that would even exist.

[@LordBob]

who's ready for kd46 to be played at terrible games done slow 2018 to raise money for the prevent cancer treatment foundation?

[@lucentshadow]

I am so confused.

[@BlazenBreaker]

Dong:Dong lives in diferent life dong sees verry bad thing dong never forget dong suffer till this day dong never sleep agean dong live pain dong saw other dong die dong has not frends dong been war dong didn't get coconut cream pie Dong never expand dong had never dong the dong to dong Dongdong dong dong dong PLANET OF THE APES 3 RETURN OF THE DONGS

[@bidoof367]

hes asking if you cure cancer, can you get cancer again?

[@turntsnaco824]

Yeah, it's called Big Pharma.

[@barlow654]

This sounds like a religious testament.

[@KazuhaEien]

Imagine if they sang this when you join a house at the beginning of Three Houses

[@duck966]

because it is

[@Phoenix2.5D]

Hola Pepsi-Cola shameful rectum

[@yeetmaster1221]

Well Lanky Kong is praising satan

[@hailghidorah2536]

This is a religious testament where you go out for shameful rectum, the trees die, This does not mean that this is not a sign, skin is a rock like the sky, and Satan is a f*cking pogo stick.

[@crisgore1213]

"You can decide what is right Open your arm for yourself" That actually sounds kinda motivational

[@pentelegomenon1175]

"The stones can fight, skin is like a rock similar to the sky" sounds like fighting advice from Bruce Lee.

[@oblivionguard9022]

Nobody: Google Translate: *WHEN HE WAS AWARDED A MORTGAGE HE WAS MISTREATED* *S H A M E F U L R E C T U M*

[@thesubscriberto0subscriber395]

Click here for *SHAMEFUL RECTUM*

[@denisespillman3618]

T H E K I N G S G R A N D F A T H E R I S G O N E

[@lovelylow69]

Oblivion Guard hong kong is a war crime

[@oblivionguard9022]

@@lovelylow69 indeed.

[@DANNY1TDM]

CLICK HERE FOR *S H A M E F U L R E C T U M

[@luxbigbux]

“You can go to sleep and not wake up” *wow so deep*

[@blade5445]

billie eilish: Teenage girls:

[@gracemcgregor3316]

Hello Gordon!

[@theblindingone7776]

This says a lot about society.

[@zo6679]

“When he was awarded a mortgage he was mistreated” of course he was, a mortgage is a horrible reward.

[@kaynzzzzz3038]

"Is there a cure for cancer treatment?" *nO ThErE iS NoT*

[@redd3255]

Poverty

[@mangoman6439]

treatment. not cancer itself

[@mangoman6439]

very cool

[@shyguy6918]

the cure is not getting cancer treatment

[@placeholder2857]

H

[@tylerhadden6651]

If you choose to die *DO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES*

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

The king’s grandpa and grandfather are gods, I do not want to make any mistakes

[@toaddx]

KD Shameful Rectum

[@fidbro237]

“You can go to sleep fast and not wake up” It’s basically being dead.

[@peterh2223]

He can summon kremlin al-quedah

[@wbergie7847]

Nobody: Karen: *is there a cure for cancer treatment*

[@wispereryt7079]

“If you choose to die do not make any mistakes” I think google translate is trying to teach us something

[@omarthelegend4440]

It is teaching u to sucicide correctly

[@KirbyatYT]

@@omarthelegend4440 How do you do it incorrectly

[@screm5514]

@@KirbyatYT you suffer ALOT in the process

[@bigfatkitcat64]

When you choose to die don,t make any mistakes

[@averyparticularlyspookysce5957]

Well I'm already dead.

[@bumblerazzi]

oh i wont

[@user-jl7cz2pe6d]

Kitcat64 The King's grand power and grandfather are God's

[@johnnymyers3738]

Kady

[@oasis9615]

Kitcat64 it's ' not ,!!!

[@rtyuik7]

"you can go to sleep fast and not wake up" ...did...did Google Translate just threaten me??

[@autisticspaceman9397]

It's offering a solution to all your problems

[@gatomans]

@@autisticspaceman9397 give this man likes

[@Devoid0010]

naw its fine

[@salvadorelastname9095]

"When you reach heaven, the trees die" "If you choose to die, do not make any mistakes" Plus all the mentions of kings and gods...yeah, sure sounds like a threat.

[@oblivionguard9022]

If you do not *H* ..... The crime continues

[@dr.robotnikgaming9218]

this sounds like we're talking about K/D ratio here

[@somerandomdude2718]

I honestly thought it was 77 years ago-

[@homeschoolhd596]

“He can kill weapons” *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@omergroisman6054]

YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP FAST AND NOT GET UP

[@SwipeflySmith]

AZIZ ANSARI IS ONE OF THE ANCIENT KINGS

[@andrewodinson3726]

omergroisman That sounds like a threat

[@Astral_Esther]

THAT'S CALLED DEATH

[@fern3748]

*C L I C K H E R E F O R S H A M E F U L R E C T U M*

[@chasenplayz]

i clicked but nothing happened

[@lucentshadow]

Is this a kinky porn site link?

[@OfficialMisterBoo]

Nobody: Google Translate: *This does not mean that this is not a sign, Hong Kong is a war crime*

[@dinohall2595]

Actually rhymes decently.

[@4max4]

No One: Google translate: *You can summon Kremlin Al-Kebar*

[@goofyahhstationary1596]

Big 69 like

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

Post-Moon Lord mods be like

[@pungoblin9377]

“Is there a cure for cancer?” Diddy: **pulls out guns and nods**

[@pungoblin9377]

James D'Agostino, The funniest part about what you just said is that it can work both ways

[@robooz]

Yes doctor I would like to cure my cancer treatment I don't like how its taking away my cancer.

[@pungoblin9377]

r0boo, Doctor; on second thought **hands doctor loaded gun** you know what to do

[@photonman0018]

I mean, yeah, you can't have cancer if you are dead

[@yournightmarefuel754]

This is so cursed 😂

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Did you know that Donkey Kong is: - Great - Quick - *G O D*

[@digitmidget6973]

The kings grandpa and grandfather are gods

[@megarayquaza2240]

You mean shameful rectum?

[@kapzduke]

- first KD

[@seretith3513]

I shall kneel before our Lord and Savior Shamefull Rectum

[@chirijireiden]

Me: Mom can you get the DK rap song? Mom: No?! We already have the DK rap song at home DK rap song at home:

[@charlotteminecraft3447]

No this is better

[@miles4920]

Shameful rectum

[@turtles_will_fly]

BUT I BET YOU DONT HAVE THE DK CRAP SONG

[@carlemmerson2035]

@@miles4920 KD!

[@KrabbyPatty99Archive]

0:23 I think "rectum" is a mistranslation of "ass", as in "donkey"

[@0retro0]

some highlights "s h a m e f u l r e c t u m" "great, quick, and G O D" "when you reach heaven, the trees die." "the king's grandpa and grandfather are G O D S" "hong kong is a war crime" "only the owner can send the operating infant" "the crime continues" "skin is like a rock similar to the sky" "aziz ansari is one of the ancient kings" "come here and *get out of the bag*" "oh, L A R G E"

[@FranP25]

Click here for shameful rectume

[@autistichades5552]

"When he was awarded a mortgage he was mistreated."

[@june-vz4rm]

How could you forget "I went out for some shameful rectum"?

[@Act1991]

You can summon Kremlin Al-Kebar

[@gay.mer9328]

E Wait you beat me to it lmao.

[@abode2662]

"He can kill weapons" This power...

[@kippoilmagikarp]

It is because he is great, quick, and *G O D*

[@bradenmoore2187]

KONO POWA

[@Jonasaurus7]

Trg mentioning this video is going to make the comments all about that, but I still want to remind you that regardless this is great

[@JesusChrist-qs2mc]

“Change the shape of your business” I wish I had this power

[@roseevans4101]

Donkey kong = a powerful god who struggles with homeownership Tiny Kong = a thankful and kind priest who warns you about the dangers and histories of theology Lanky Kong = a saddened educator who issues information about the troubling Hong Kong dilema and child mortality Diddy Kong = drug turned psychopath who hates people who have survived cancer. Chunky komg = a mythical legend with the power of song and strength at his side, wise in tbe history of anicent kings and russian leaders. Cranky Kong = the elderly mastermind hiding in the foothills, distributing drugs and fruits to the other kongs before returning them to a burlap bag What a fun shameful rectum

[@wafflemanofficial3130]

This is the best comment ever and made my day

[@tem684]

Such an underrated comment

[@KazuhaEien]

This comment deserves more likes. I wish there was a Nintendo series that was exactly like this

[@KazuhaEien]

Martin Dilovski Same

[@roux6715]

I ruined your nice 69 likes

[@benjamincortes9409]

"If you choose to die, do not make any mistakes" I feel personally attacked

[@seretith3513]

They warn you from your Kings Divine Grandparents

[@hexagonal69]

"KD, Shameful Rectum" made me actually laugh. I did not expect that.

[@blusterthebenevolpede4137]

“If you choose to die, do not make any mistakes” Confirmed the secret behind immortality is being human.

[@mariano1196]

"when he was awarded a mortrage he was mistreatred" DK has the deepest lore

[@Hogstuff]

*KD

[@angry3195]

konkey dong

[@autistichades5552]

He can also kill weapons

[@KevinClay9915]

"Skin is like a rock similar to the sky." *wow. That just got deeeep*

[@coolbeans4865]

KevClips Gaming *Skin deep*

[@The-JAILOR]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYvFZ2uJgs6jnck

[@Vectorlarity]

“Skin is like a rock similar to the sky. You can go to sleep fast, and not wake up.” SO DEEP 😭😭😭

[@Prauwlet213]

0:36 didn't know this rap was so realistic

[@AlexyoTheFirst]

Normies be like: "is there a cure for cancer?" Me, an intellectual: " *is there a cure for cancer treatment?* "

[@hurt4322]

This is.cancer

[@lordderpingtonII]

Shameful rectum

[@tantor5642]

*if you know these bodies you can go with them*

[@K1ttyGam3r]

there is no will to live Your Channel name fits me so well

[@BlazenBreaker]

God COFFFS dong bring me to hevan

[@archdukebigdogkoopa3821]

If you take OROPAULTII with you *_LAWL_*

[@ThisAlias]

Sounds like a mafia who is about to kill someone

[@elizabethnguyen9774]

“Make the ball.” “Only the owner can send the *operating infant* “

[@jbowles4726]

"When you reach heaven the trees die" me:😦

[@jamesmorris9407]

"only the owner can send the operating infant. " why does google translate have such dark undertones

[@mude_13]

dimetrodon this is clearly not google translated. Still a funny joke though.

[@inactiveaccount7222]

@@mude_13 no, this is Google translated, but through many different languages multiple times

[@john-zj1nb]

GREAT, QUICK, AND GOD.

[@marxo6558]

John "Malik" Young expand dong in a nutshell

[@BlazenBreaker]

God bless our dongs

[@genosroootbeer]

Chuggaa brought me here lol I am not disappointed

[@icegod4849]

lez go

[@MrRyukage]

Me too

[@_smugmaster_4553]

"You can go to sleep fast and not wake up" um I-

[@Jabeke49]

"How do you describe Donkey Kong?" "Great Quick *God* "

[@shadepizza4217]

「Jᴀʙᴇᴋᴇ49」 you mean shameful rectum?

[@googleplusisgone9435]

Konkey Dong KD

[@erlendvageskar3356]

It’s official. DK is a god! ;)

[@ssm85ytp]

「Jᴀʙᴇᴋᴇ49」 He can kill weapons

[@spencerarwood5951]

Hong kong is a war crime

[@individualism5711]

Nobody: Google Translate: You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your business

[@potential_dog_eater]

69 likes

[@guguce28]

"Thank you, please."

[@ll-xp5nq]

I'm crying

[@powersurge05]

Click here for some Shameful Rectum тм

[@ultragamez6887]

Yes...

[@sebase3283]

"You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your buisnes" What kind of buisness is that?

[@silasawesomeness537]

“You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your business” True poetry.

[@jogandocomgui1654]

"This does not mean that this is not a sign, Hong Kong is a war crime" Google, 2019.

[@daenite2480]

*2017

[@user-dg3xt9sp5m]

atleast it rhymes

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

*When you reach heaven the trees die*

[@locolunatic9713]

*_IF I DIE IM TAKING THE TREES WITH ME_*

[@ZealKingdom]

For some reason that line made me feel sad.

[@livingcorpse5664]

@@ZealKingdom Same. I said "no! I don't wanna kill the trees when I die!"

[@PanzerKatzeWagen]

@@locolunatic9713 if you choose to die, do not make any mistakes

[@charlescole1766]

But remember, if _YOU_ chose to die, don't make any mistakes! This is VERY IMPORTANT!

[@GoGojiraGo]

"When you reach heaven, the trees die."

[@W.2026]

"If you know these bodies you can go with them" "If you choose to die do not make any mistakes" "You can go to sleep fast and not wake up" Well I don't feel very welcome here

[@waddupbud8060]

"If you know these bodies" *you can go with them*

[@kanyemolest9965]

I know what that means now...

[@ivysaur2thefirst]

OwO

[@thedailyanimator]

"Great, quick, and God" Wow, what a perfect description of the first KD

[@BlazenBreaker]

God bless our dongs

[@aguythathasacrabprofilepic5886]

blazen breaker no it our kd's

[@bidoof367]

Kshameful Drectum

[@robineaparks]

Oh how I love these wonderful characters: Shameful Rectum Classic

[@Ivy64_]

"KD" ah yes my favourite Nintendo character "Konkey Dong" This sounds very weird because of the next line...

[@magicalmidgethorse4730]

K.D. konkey dong. Shameful rectum

[@magicalmidgethorse4730]

@@cg7944 that's even better. K.D. kinky dong shameful rectum

[@toaddx]

My favourite one is Shameful Rectum

[@channelhasbeenabandonednow3364]

when you reach heaven *the trees die*

[@gremlinsupreme665]

do not make any mistakes

[@NotDolpho]

*Mr. Beast left the chat*

[@Engifarting456]

*made in heaven*

[@meowmeow7476]

If you choose to die, *do not make any mistakes.*

[@xronge]

Team Trees: *say sike right now*

[@SalamanderTrash]

*WHEN YOU REACH HEAVEN THE TREES DIE*

[@bumblerazzi]

same with me

[@AnonyMorshu]

Heaven Ascended DK.

[@SweetHoneyMack]

How can this be so good?

[@mattfabbs]

“You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your business.” So shrinking my organs can save my business? Seems worth doing 😂

[@user-wt7hl1le6b]

"If you choose to die" *"do not make any mistakes"*

[@paladinchef]

“Click here for shameful rectum”

[@Lucas-bs3uf]

"Hong Kong is a war crime" - 1:29

[@ScaredSackless4566]

Lucozade123 D i

[@mathieuleader8601]

It is truly is

[@The40Oliver]

1:25 It's hilarious and it rhymes, wtf

[@Chezey1]

3:03 It seems donkey kong officially lives in Illinois.

[@omergroisman6054]

Great quick and GOD

[@jeremiahstaley2708]

This is the first K.D.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

The king’s grandpa and grandfather are gods

[@fimpchus5263]

if you do not age the crime continues yes

[@mikeophone1631]

I do not age

[@autistichades5552]

@@mikeophone1631 so the crime continues

[@bewearstar9462]

Looks like Peter pan is in trouble lol

[@hhhhhh-vi6sq]

i guess you could say this *aged* badly so funny

[@Devoid0010]

Well there goes my childhood for the greater good I guess

[@W.2026]

"Karaoke is very strong and it's not fun" Japanese high school girls: IMPOSHIBURU

[@drantigon]

"If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt" Well, yeah, but also no if it's a headshot

[@revolutionstudios5052]

"This does not mean that this is not a sign" "Hong Kong is a war crime" 1) Cool. It rhymes. 2) WHATETH THE FUCKETH

[@Pixiuchu]

Sign and crime do not rhyme. Crime and rhyme, however, do.

[@revolutionstudios5052]

@@Pixiuchu Correct, but the robot voice made it sound like it did.

[@nil8659]

When I saw this comment,the video was in the same part. this means luck

[@synthgirlfriend897]

STAND; [S H A M E F U L R E C T U M] STAND USER; KD

[@Scrubermensch]

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!

[@Cieln0va]

@@Scrubermensch yes it is and I live it

[@bingusdingus7383]

Video: When you go to heaven the tree's die 2020: Write that down! Write that down!

[@birdlord4210]

my favorite quotes: Shameful rectum, he kills weapons, when you reach heaven, the trees die, “great, quick and God”, is there a cure for cancer treatment,aziz ansari is one of the ancient kings

[@Sean-D78]

You can reduce your organs and change the shape of your business.

[@flameshana9]

Sounds very much like a sex change.

[@mrspooks3698]

Sounds like some business advertisment

[@TheDoomMaster]

Thank you, please.

[@magna4964]

*Pills, nuts, spices, eases, weed, salt, apple*

[@yellowvillager8498]

Xacreeper *Oh, large.*

[@chainsofalice7070]

"if you know these bodies, you can go with them." We gettin philosophical up in here.

[@jetman152307]

I think "I went out for some shameful rectum" was definitely my favorite🤣

[@dirtblock6181]

Lol

[@MichaelCutts7]

“Aziz Ansari is one of the Ancient Kong’s” I knew it.

[@CoingamerFL]

"Skin is like a rock similar to the sky" - fake Aristoteles

[@nunyabusiness9699]

Aristotle pronounced like chipotle

[@CoingamerFL]

@@nunyabusiness9699 ?

[@nunyabusiness9699]

Ay- riss-tote-lay Instead of arr-iss-tot-el

[@indominus9OOO]

Nobody: Nobody in the universe: NOT EVEN A SINGLE SOUL: Google translate: we went out for a shameful rectum

[@indominus9OOO]

H

[@rageman1778]

Lanky kong: *jumps and makes funny faces* Google translate: hong kong is a war crime