Donkey Kong TV Show

[@robertflinch2447]

"Years of friendship gone. Negated by a single banana." Very accurate description of mario kart

[@Mor1adim]

I bet that is what they were going for

[@jaketakenobreak]

You mean *rainbow road*

[@opossumontheinternet9864]

Change "banana" to "blue shell", and you've got yourself the most accurate description of Mario Kart ever.

[@BigBlueeee]

@@opossumontheinternet9864 True

[@tmass1]

this is why i read comments

[@trcsonic]

That's one of the reasons I'm a big fan of King K. Rool. He destroyed a long-lasting relationship with a single banana peel. Masterpiece.

[@hasantakrouri7251]

He's gonna do more in smash ultimate

[@That_Rat_on_the_Moon]

Mastahpess

[@Marco-lr6yd]

Mastapeace

[@spleakerphone]

Legend

[@andyblargextra]

That should've been his final smash.

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

I love that his head is the exact same shape as his hair

[@dbrtrn17]

Daily Dose Of Internet I love you

[@levigr]

I'm not sure if that could have a spot in a Daily Dose Of Internet video, but it definitely is surprising ;)

[@HugoRBLX]

Daily Dose Of Internet hai

[@the_shadow_clasher]

Daily Dose Of Internet you should include dunkey on your daily dose

[@TheFlipside]

Daily Dose Of Internet your videos make my day :D

[@noahsherman6488]

love how dk’s voice actor sounds like a teenager going through puberty when talking but sounds like a greek god when singing

[@dsnever3041]

Lol true

[@agentclank8183]

That’s because they have different voice actors for normal talk and singing

[@verified4614]

@@agentclank8183 well yea of course the funny part is they didn't get someone who sounded similar

[@shinyshinx789]

Yes

[@ArshKabraGaming]

no he sounds like a fucking kazoo

[@DerGOFTW]

We are just going to ignore the fact that his head is shaped like his hair

[@RBPSvideos]

yes

[@xelectrix]

Omg thank you! Wtf!?

[@pizzatime4202]

DerGOFTW ikr XD

[@willstarbailey]

looks like they just changed the texture of donkey Kong instead of changing the model

[@Casanuda]

Why wouldn't it be so?

[@kennobu8181]

I will not accept Seth Rogen as DK... unless he performs "Our Love is Stronger than a Golden Banana" in the movie

[@KrillGorilla]

nobody's hero

[@SHARPOASIS]

@@KrillGorilla an absolute zero 😞

[@sickandafraid]

was Seth the one that sung that song?

[@KrillGorilla]

@@sickandafraid no, but it's from the DK show

[@latetothegame5557]

Well, judging by his singing in the Lion King remake 😒...

[@componentgames]

3:56 THEY JUST TYPED IN RANDOM CHARACTERS ON THE BOOK

[@kumatamo8003]

Not only that, but they're the exact same characters on both pages.

[@TheDonOfNY]

It’s actually a very complex Caribbean dialect simpletons like you wouldn’t understand.

[@halo7737]

Kelpy G. Of course my fellow intellectual, those normies shall never understand.

[@chilln0648]

It’s probably Dutch but they misspelled it

[@Perambulous]

Oh yeah totally a real language, especially the semi colon on the second page.

[@cypheru5]

This shows how careful Nintendo is with all their beloved IPs

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

That and the Super Mario Bros. cartoons.

[@pielovervi]

... and the CDI games

[@Bagel920]

I really like looking back at the 90's-early 2000's days where companies were trying to break into every medium they could. Why can't we have that again?

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

@@Bagel920 Cause companies nowadays are risk-averse. They want to maximize profits and minimize loss by being as strategic with market penetration as possible as opposed to doing anything and everything in the hopes something sticks. It's good for them, but it sucks on a creative level as all projects, big or small, require capital investment, meaning we likely will never see truly outlandish ideas or projects ever again with an existing intellectual property.

[@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234]

@@Bagel920 Sega still does that with sonic, And it usually doesn't work

[@shellbellheart_tv]

You ever think that maybe her calling DK a baboon as a insult is like calling him a racial slur for apes?

[@azeTrom17]

Can't be a racial slur since a baboon is the correct title for an animal--which means it's just racist to baboons

[@smokeyjoe291]

equivalent of her straight up calling him a jew. maybe they’re in their third reichy kong

[@jetieltorres8137]

This is a shower thought if I ever seen one.

[@masonmatt2145]

@@smokeyjoe291 I laughed at "third reichy kong" harder than I should have

[@loganmcleod3593]

It sounds like their version of “retard.”

[@BlueJayintheTree]

Nobody's Hero has no right to slap as hard as it does.

[@barkersarah]

999th like

[@spikeynay7381]

Neither does Diddy Drop Rap

[@redfoxskater]

Ok but "golden banana" is a vaporwave masterpiece ahead of its time

[@m0ckyzo185]

ON GOD

[@lorichenoweth4481]

If it wasn't the DK show then it would be great. Should've just put the DK rap at every start of the episode.

[@coltontnp]

*”a mod for jimmy neutron”*

[@GeeztJeez]

Ayy

[@frescojester4420]

eyyy

[@Redwhitenblewit]

b r u h

[@estheay3611]

b o i i

[@therubbishwasteland1496]

Nope it’s a real thing that is actually real and really aired on a real television channel on your actual real televisions sets in your own real house

[@Bagel920]

My favorite plot point in DK is where he is revealed to actually be Samson from the Bible and he loses his strength when his hair gets cut.

[@johnjohnson6142]

Mine is Leo Luster, that entire episode is pure gold

[@t1sd3d]

The Bible was actually inspired by dk

[@johnjohnson6142]

@@t1sd3dthe forbidden fruit from the garden of eden just gave them knowledge about the dk tv show

[@Rayvearn]

@@johnjohnson6142 the forbidden fruit is actually a bananna

[@thecianinator]

See Donkey Kong is an orthodox Jew, so if his hair is cut he's no longer blessed by God and therefore loses his superpowers.

[@zorth42]

Love how he instantly blames reggie

[@0subscriberswithnovideosch774]

He was just getting back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on his Nintendo 3DS

[@plantpoyo]

i mean of course it is reggies fault since its nintendo

[@budubkey2939]

0:20

[@OrangeUtan115]

Reggie: 4:43

[@seamuspeacock346]

@@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 He never gave gamestop The new mario game

[@pathetique5082]

This should be Donkey kong's final smash in smash switch, where everything just stops and all the kongs sing a musical number about friendship And any foe within earshot instantly trips on a banana peel, ruining their friendship with donkey kong forever

[@BigFearedBalloon]

Wait a second...... *flashbacks to Super Smash Bros Brawl* Oh my gosh..... The reason you trip in Brawl is because Donkey Kong put invisible banana peels on the ground.... what a monster.

[@mattpck]

dude, what.

[@p-lb8948]

I thought you were gonna say Donkey kong's final smash would take you to a parallel universe aka the donkey kong tv show universe

[@thekingmeruem]

Pathetique hey its punpun

[@FancyDoughnut]

Pls Oyasumi punpun, don't do this to me

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

The “I’m nobody’s hero” song slaps ok

[@akirakomaeda8781]

It's actually titled "Absolute Zero" for any of those who are still looking for it

[@bossbaby7068]

IT ACTUALLY DOESSS

[@akishot6735]

That and I’m a metal head be like that

[@Elizondobass]

orion deschamps bruh same, this shit hits

[@bewitchedk]

it hits hard

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

I used to like this show, and dunkey calling it a mod for jimmy neutron is the most accurate sentence I've heard about the animated donkey kong series

[@darkdimeondcadenvlogs5385]

@@Dorian-_-Gray I never stole a comment, I just said what my mind was thinking of when I watched this video

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

this show is older though

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Jimmy Neutron and Donkey Kong had a similar hairstyle.

[@MeatGoneStale]

our love is stronger than a golden bananaaaaaaa but not as strong as a normal bananaaaaaaa

[@nonutnovemberman]

Hey it’s true love Like the bananas on a green stick

[@misticalinteractive]

This show really makes you FEEL like Donkey Kong :D

[@un-capital3666]

@Joe KZbin In comparison to other metals, yes, but not when compared to other typical materials, such as wood.

[@averagefez]

...Unless I trip on one banana peel, then this sh*t is over forever!

[@Kermit02M]

I am the the thousand liker.

[@mrmeeseeks5016]

2:38 this bothered me for some reason and i couldn't point it out, then i saw it she squints with her pupils

[@WaterKirinGamer]

They were too lazy add eyelids on most of the characters

[@kuraes]

her pupils have shadows under them

[@pwenkojammy2894]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@colanderknight3628]

Oh god that is so unsettling

[@Afrochilla]

WTF THATS SO GROSS

[@thefowles1]

can we talk about the fact that DK's tuft is not hair but actually part of his head

[@ayysee_]

thefowles1 yes

[@bbreimm]

Same goes for Jimmy Neutron I heard.

[@nescade5663]

thefowles1 the animators didn’t want to make an effort to change the model to much so they just changed the certain spot a different color.

[@spethmanjones2997]

I mean, what more is there to say?

[@insertarnombre1354]

It's actually disgusting

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

What character designer thought donkey kong love interest and said “Ah, lets go with the classic truckstop crack addict look”

[@tecanec9729]

I mean, the essence isn't too far off from what she looks like in Rare's games, although the appearance itself does differ.

[@garylevine3521]

Well back in the era that this show was made, that was the look. It wasn’t truck stop crack addict, it was a crack addict you could take home to ma. You could respectfully bring her to your home where your family did crack as well. So they could be like “Mmm yes a decent fellow crack addict.” Truck stop crack addicts back in this show’s era looked totally different.

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

@@garylevine3521 I’ve learned so much about those crack filled times. Thank you for the lesson.

[@monkeykong6230]

@@garylevine3521 correct. Truck stop crack addicts in that era looked like Smeagol in a bra.

[@accountname7969]

@@monkeykong6230 Smeagol???

[@AymenZero]

well guess i'll just walk the rest of the way with my buddy *D I C K S*

[@gamingcloud9559]

I choked on my water when i saw that

[@tobysmith2081]

Well he just broke up...

[@beninreallife]

And that is why Dixie is not a common name

[@bubberducky295]

4:55 Everyone is talking about how his skull is shaped like his hair, but no one is talking about how good of a r&b singer he is...

[@小琰-j2l]

It's pop not RnB

[@samyen3210]

I hope he pursued a job as a singer after this show

[@gh0stykins]

🤮

[@peterchrist1945]

@@小琰-j2l pop is not an actual genre

[@stefanlarsson8601]

Wrong not his skull, just a flap of meat

[@Xycron]

Oh.... So Donkey Kongs head is just shaped like that

[@dominicbofficial]

Xycron you copied Nincadalop you D U M B O

[@Tman_Hall]

I'm surprised Dunkey didn't comment on it.

[@hyenamehlk5543]

A mastahpiece like this speaks for itself

[@jacobketcham4566]

Now I want to see an x-ray of this freak of nature.

[@nmercado3936]

soft serve ice cream skull

[@AfroRyan]

Years and years later, I still think it's crazy that an officially licensed Nintendo product took the Biblical Old Testament story of Samson and made it about Donkey Kong. I'm disappointed he didn't beat anyone to death with the jawbone of a donkey, but maybe that would have confused viewers.

[@HanSanwich]

Well didn't they also have an episode of the old Mario cartoon where they part the sea like Moses

[@trevorblue4531]

''The 1st episode, and they have magic curses, robot clones, and alchemy........................based on a gorilla who likes bananas a lot!''

[@catinsured]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this bahahaha. Just made a comment about it.

[@kirbyofthestarsfan]

Granted the story of Samson is kind of a stock story for cartoons, I remember one Pinky and the Brain episode about it at the very least

[@tobinmonroe3045]

This whole show confuses me

[@Kinoksis]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that DK's scalp is wave shaped? That wasn't actually his hair?

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Kinoksis Oh my god

[@XPS9686]

He's had a wave cap on since birth. Let him be

[@delzanzius6228]

Im going to have nightmares about the shape of DKs head.

[@spacebambino432]

THANK YOU. I SAW THIS AND WAS LIKE WHAAAAAT

[@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf]

If I recall correctly, that was actually supposed to be a thing from the beginning, but this cartoon went ahead and took it seriously/confirmed it as canon. Fucking weird shit, I know.

[@JohnDubuc]

And to think this show actually got a 5.7/10 on IMDb. *It should've been at least an 11/10.*

[@ruiwang3694]

John Dubuc just for the technique alone

[@tieuucanh8958]

John Dubuc Scratch that. This deserves a Knack/10

[@Mladorossi_Bulgaria]

It deserves a golden banana/10

[@Dan-pv1hu]

I give it a perfect 5 outta 7.

[@fellgeri720]

It's a solid BananaSlamma/10

[@TheDeagster877]

Nobody's Hero is actually pretty fuego

[@daltonbecker4494]

Tell me about your wife, god rest her soul.

[@warpspeeddontrainbowreadme9179]

,my dude.

[@evanweaver1060]

I know, right? Rush is the best. Shit wrong Nobody’s Hero.

[@kfoley275]

If only they made a full version...

[@clilalittle2015]

Now my neighbour's wife. Tom forknight plateburger. Yeah. One of THOSE women.

[@OgerponIsACutie]

3:55 I love how they didn't put in the effort to put in actual words so they just slammed their keyboard

[@2noodles525]

🤨🧐😗😄😆😂🤣😭😫🤢🤮😵😵‍💫🙁😐🙂😅

[@vinegar...]

they hired real life typewriter chimps

[@gifgoldblum7940]

And didn't even do that twice, both pages are the same.

[@pelicanplayer8408]

"I'll shower you in coconut cream pies"

[@jonasschulz6741]

Does not expand Dong

[@ethanlightner4012]

Talk dirty to me

[@TheCinemaSultan]

First of all... that nobody’s hero song is a masterpiece

[@albertnortononymous9020]

Sultan Cinema *mestahpeese

[@firestar3963]

Sultan Cinema Right?

[@elemenopi9239]

Ikr

[@brandonhernandez1111]

I thought the same thing, maybe change the instrumentals

[@jacobrobinson9952]

I swear to god they got the Red Hot Chilli Peppers to do that or something

[@Donnakilluminati]

I did not, for a second, think that Donkey Kong's hair swirl was his actually his skull, and I could have lived without that knowledge.

[@cardcaptor900]

Harlan Guthrie how was this not mentioned in the video

[@1zDiegoz1]

Harlan Guthrie seriously. It’s freakin gross.

[@persecuted4Him]

I’m hear hoping none of this show’s material is recognized as cannon.

[@RogueFox2185]

Harlan Guthrie I can never look at Donkey Kong the same way again after this.

[@jmlkhan5153]

Somebody thought of that. A real person sat down and thought "what if his hair is actually his skull, with hair on it?" He wrote that idea down, and showed it to somebody else, and that other person looked at it and said "yes, yes let's put that into the show." At least one Nintendo lawyer knew about this idea before it was executed. It happened anyway. This idea made it past storyboarding, dialogue recording, and animation. An editor put it together. A LOT of people were involved in making that idea become a reality. I just don't understand the world anymore.

[@dhorinfireheart99]

When Donkey Kong sang:” An absolute zero, nobody’s hero” I felt that 😔

[@salsaandbrwx1449]

Same unnironically

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

oh

[@PRINCE.ALXX.]

Fr 😢

[@chichang5459]

2:26 I love it when K. Rool starts crying

[@AymenZero]

Because of how cringey this is

[@Astrendd]

I thought he was laughing

[@AymenZero]

@@Astrendd I'm dead

[@Astrendd]

sans50 skelebro lmao

[@NEORandomMan]

K Rool perfectly mimiced how I felt watching this show.

[@PepperCoyotes]

"What's the best part of the DK TV show?" "Oh. The singing." Seriously. Those voice actors are far too good of singers for this show.

[@DerpySnake]

Tbh 75% of the budget probably went to hiring the singers, and not even the full band.

[@supasphoje]

The best element of the show is Bluster Kong

[@breadpower]

Diddy sucks at singing

[@aristoth]

Oh hey Pepper

[@PrakashSingh]

All I heard was autotune

[@TruddStuddlerucker]

I went to see Book of Mormon last year and Donkey Kong's singing voice was in the main cast

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

He unironically has a really great singing voice.

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

I hope he was the guy with maggots in his scrotum

[@greengreens6347]

@@RedmayneDeadmayne excuse me what?

[@wingsofhope2]

@@greengreens6347 HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

[@Wertsir]

Gods love is stronger than a golden banana.

[@skipper2016]

This is a classic I rewatch every Donkey Kong December

[@mcnichoj18]

dunkey shitting on some random old TV show? CLASSIC!

[@johnny13r]

4:43 if King Kong doesn't do this in Godzilla vs Kong I'm boycotting the movie.

[@yerman0564]

Kong is winning for the first half of the movie, but Godzilla shaves Kong's head and deactivates his monkey strength.

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

I'm going to the houses of the people who made it and making simps suicide bomb their houses so even their families die for failing me.

[@princeofgamingawesome]

I can’t wait for the guest appearance of Son of Kong and for him to give his dad his hair back with a Gigantic Banana Bullseye

[@johnnyplto5592]

this shit lowkey slaps

[@IcyDiamond]

If that doesn’t happen then I’ll make an AMV of it

[@Tj-oh8qf]

Directed by Hideo Kojima

[@charlesgough8562]

Thomas Owens *kideo hojima

[@Illumernurti]

*horse mechanics*

[@0ly0le]

what is the deal with hideo kojima?

[@liamdenson3279]

Charles Gough *kodeo hijima

[@Jesse__H]

It's pronounced Hijima Kodeo.

[@izzyosborn637]

So, is Donkey Kong’s skull shaped like that?

[@bluejet2235]

Oh god yeah, like that weird head deformity he's got going on there

[@zionluke5407]

Nintendo confirmed

[@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear]

@WhiteRice Potentially????

[@will.2155]

Isaac Osborn you didn’t know that?

[@Cosmic-Turtle]

No.

[@astrokins9791]

Okay but why is "Im nobody's hero" an absolute bop?

[@rorybarber5076]

In the iconic "I'm Nobody's Hero" scene, we see the prodigious Donkey Kong at his lowest point. Drained of his defining strength, and crushed under waves of self loathing, DK wails his sorrow into the cold unfeeling world in this chilling musical number. Many have speculated that the plane's erratic flight pattern prior to the opening verse is deeply rooted symbolism, for the rise, fall, and redemption of the biblical figure Sampson, which this genre defining story took it's inspiration from. Perhaps the infinite blue void symbolizes God, or a deity of some sort that Donkey Kong laments to. When viewed through this religious lens, the line "Can anybody tell me what I've done wrong? I'm all alone and I'm so confused." can be seen as DK questioning his faith, and for once opening his mind to the prospect of a truly random, and chaotic realm in which he is absolutely alone. While chilling to think of, this scene is iconic because of the several possible interpretations of what lies in Donkey Kong's mind, and beyond. No matter how you view it, it's hard to deny the chills that sink to one's bones when hearing DK accept his grim reality as, as he puts it, "an absolute zero." This effectively canonically chronicles DK's decent into nihilism, which of course forever echoes in the DK mythos. Just as Walter White "died" in the crawlspace, and emerged as something new, The same happen's to DK, as we see the downfall of the Kong family in years to come. Of course, as God allowed Sampson his strength back for one final righteous slaughter, the bulls-eye banana restores strength back to a whole new entity, one that only barely resembles Donkey Kong on the surface. Overall, this scene is timeless, and damn flawless too. I've yet to see another like it with as much thematic relevancy, and raw emotion. Truly, a perfect scene.

[@TheBleachj16]

So many layers. Like a poem, each stanza builds upon itself. Each scene is so dense.

[@izdatbOi]

I'm not reading that whole thing cuz I just woke up and don't have the mental energy for it, but I love you, and I will love you forever. Happy Birthday.

[@djchazzychaz]

Best analysis I've ever seen in my life

[@ChaosRagorA]

Somebody needs to lay off the mouldy bananas.

[@CircaSriYak]

"I may have gone too far in places." ~George Lucas

[@jameshumphrey3425]

🎵 *_OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN A GOLDEN BANANA_* 🎵

[@maanitaman]

“UNLESS I TRIP ON ONE BANANA PEEL, THEN THIS SHIT’S OVER FOREVER.”

[@Redeye00742O]

way too catchy

[@justthefries7338]

Gold is one of the, if not the weakest metal in existence xD

[@TozWozEar]

*I SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIE*

[@sevirkenevans]

TozWozEar HOW DID HE NOT REFERENCE THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE QUOTE

[@nathancraig4710]

So nobody is gonna say anything about the shape of DK’s head

[@lilspotless]

Nathan Craig ikr i thought the curvy part was his hair not his actual head

[@danielv8004]

We don’t speak of that

[@ChemicalRomance345]

Omg! Right!?!

[@RajKumar-iv5ko]

its forbidden

[@Cooper287]

Cheaper than changing the model fully.

[@tomazing]

Why is no one talking about the fact that his head is literally the exact same shape as his hair

[@mathnerd25]

its a birth defect, he is sensitive about it

[@Grantypoo]

Daily Dose of Internet pointed it out in this comment section.

[@Luciel_yt]

@@Grantypoo that comment is gone

[@iwatatiff]

​@@Luciel_ytStill top comment last time I checked

[@whynotanyting]

So you're telling me that's not his hair style, but the actual shape of his fuckin' head? WHAT

[@insanegamer126]

Nincadalop ik i was shocked myself

[@ScottBeeson]

More unbelievable is that Dunkey didn't even mention it.

[@DXYS95]

Or they were so lazy they did not make another model without the hair shape and just recoloured it pink

[@Azz0161]

I think it was for comedy

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

Big oof

[@AG_Speaks]

Did they use the word "Sexy" in a Donkey kong Show....god bless my soul

[@theepicoshawott]

3:19 too

[@veno2029]

“You’ll hook up with someone soon DK.”

[@militor_207]

Well sexy isn’t a bad word

[@donkeykong5399]

Skurvy said hell too

[@danjac354]

How else do you think that people came up with expand dong?

[@OwlScowling]

If this isn't 100% of Nintendo's E3 presentation this year, I'll be sorely disappointed.

[@danielamezcua3911]

Ryan McDonnell this show was from a long time ago

[@OwlScowling]

Daniel Amezcua: I know it was a joke, hahah.

[@noahfessenden6478]

Sorry you were disappointed. Nintendo this year was an absolute zero.

[@patriciarickenleroux463]

You had your expectations way too high and prepared yourself for disapointment

[@jdmathews312]

Noah Fessenden an absolute zero nobody's hero

[@Logansplayhouse7]

I cant believe Donkey Kong December began in June. Truly the origin story of all time

[@jihyolove9638]

I remember seeing this at the dollar store on VHS when I was a kid, I was mad because my dad said we couldn't get it...thank god he said that.

[@CooperDooper38]

Jihyo love we rented it from Hollywood Video once... And I was never the same again

[@NCapo20]

I made the mistake of buying a vhs of this instead of The Iron Giant. I still regret my decision.

[@mr.sodiepop3550]

Your dad couldn't afford $1?

[@ThwWumboligistMaster]

I think his dad was being responsible and knew that no kid should watch something this... special.

[@artemkhrulkov5498]

Actually, I think you'd probably like it if you were a kid.

[@darnchacha1632]

Cut DK's hair and he loses his power. He's god damn Samson, DK is confirmed a biblical Icon.

[@Mattwreys]

DarnChaCha LMAO!!!

[@thebeastwithin6978]

K Rool read the Bible

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

Can’t belive the bible is an anime now

[@dachking6657]

Donkey Kong is actually my favorite Biblical character

[@colonless7512]

KROOL has the power of God and anime!

[@devildarlin1364]

remember folks, if you go bald, you'll lose all of your muscle power and in your hair's place will be a tumorous growth in the exact shape of your hair

[@LoldemortII]

Just swallow a whole banana to grow it back.

[@GIBunz]

story of Samson from the Book of Judgement

[@HeilRay]

Yeah, the fuck was that?

[@ash05]

That is like... Inverse Saitama

[@Defebwar]

Watch out for people with bowl cuts. They might actually be capable of DK feats of strength.

[@cannedsas]

"This is like a mod for Jimmy Neutron or something, this isn't real"

[@mitchthomson1631]

Yup. That's what he said.

[@cannedsas]

@@mitchthomson1631 indeed

[@xaviergonzalez44]

It’s real

[@UnculturedSwineStudios]

I think the biggest flaw with this show is that they didn't use the DK Rap.

[@nojjon2985]

But this was before it

[@TheTC]

Yeah this predates the 64

[@UnculturedSwineStudios]

Donkey Kong 64 took years to make. Based on the animation quality, I'm guessing this show was made in about 30 minutes. The DK Rap could have been ready

[@Slungulus]

He’s finally here, preforming for you...

[@Lonezewolf]

If you know the words you can join in too.

[@Rhythm_Rev]

This is like an Anti-Dunkey episode. Usually, in a Dunkey episode, he comedically exaggerates an aspect of a game and makes statements that are so incorrect that you can't help but laugh. In this video, everything Dunkey states is factual and he simply lets the show speak for itself.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

Rev22360 the “still not jokings” and just long clips of the show were comedy gold lol

[@Rhythm_Rev]

I do admit it's kind of a stretch, but isn't as exaggerated as we are normally used to with Dunkey.

[@joeysinclair5266]

Rev22360 To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

[@brightfamia]

Rev22360 I’m worried for him

[@AngryGoats555]

This is what we call “reverse dunkchology”

[@syfyky]

Okay, im not gonna lie. That "I'm nobody's hero" song was pretty fire...

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Look up "I'm a metalhead." There is even a vid without diddy kong's horrific voice. The singer for donkey Kong is fantastic, and that aforementioned song is catchy as all get out.

[@nulcow]

The best part about this show is that the graphics actually look like slightly worse versions of the ones from the original Donkey Kong Country game.

[@spankypants2793]

Honestly really impressive for a cartoon from like 1995, you can't say it doesn't look like the video game

[@sidnew2739]

@@spankypants2793 Yes, you can. It looks NOTHING like the game. It looks MUCH worse. The character models alone...🤮

[@jclkaytwo]

@@spankypants2793 that's an insult to the video game

[@FeelingShred]

does anybody know the name??? it was an animated series in this same style of 3D render graphics, I can only remember the main characters were animals that shapeshifted into vehicle forms, kinda like transformers but animal shapes

[@WreckItRolfe]

@@FeelingShred Beast Wars?

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

How has this television series not been memed to death already?

[@lmao-ev6nz]

Max We The love song was memed to death

[@MsQuote]

I'd shower you with Co-co-nut cream pies.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

It has been.

[@gz4wbz]

It was, but during the days before normies discovered meme culture

[@Miscio94]

meme culture? what? that's like... a normie thing to say

[@anonymousangel1064]

The strangest part of this show is that despite how fucking horrible and weird it is..The dude who sings as Donkey Kong is legitimately really talented. That's a great voice.

[@blackbarbarian8367]

AnonymousAngel I know that's like the only good part 😂😂😂

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Yeah the song at the end was actually nice, the romantic duo one at the beginning though I'm not so sure

[@hoodedman6579]

+Chris Poindexter The best singer in the world could not make "Our Love is Stronger than a Golden Banana" work.

[@screamingphoenix8113]

Yeah, and sadly enough. This show is his biggest claim to fame.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Hooded Man TRUTH, its fundamentally doomed

[@BlueRogueGuy]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven *But God said* 0:40

[@emberfall4933]

*THAT IS FUCKED UP*

[@TE-cg4vw]

*HE ... HE BAKES HER THIS BIG ASS CAKE*

[@nerdsquid9951]

AND SHE JUST REJECTED

[@andrew_wow6892]

THA- THAT'S FUCKED UP

[@nerdsquid9951]

WHAT

[@Rubberman202]

"Unless I trip on one banana peel, then this shit is over forever." I don't know why, but that quote stuck with me forever.

[@clairebun]

"Our love is stronger than a golden banana." Yeah, that makes sense. Could you repeat that one more time? "Our love is stronger than a golden banana." Yeah, I still don't get it.

[@truthseeker1995]

I thought they said "longer than a golden banana"... :^L

[@joe_youtube]

In the episode the golden banana is a big thing and everyone is fighting over it but candy and donkey kong come to the conclusion that their love is stronger than the... *actually yeah it doesn’t make much sense*

[@sandormatthes4065]

gold is a acually a really soft metal

[@albertnortononymous9020]

They said longer. I tried to hear “stronger” but I def heard the L sound.

[@-miggy]

Albert Norton Onymous You can hear an L the first time but the second time around it's definitely stronger

[@nope2598]

"Our love is stronger than a golden banana..." Beautiful.

[@FLAM31NGCH1CKN]

i can't say it but i have to and i really want to oh well "i'll shower you with coconut cream piiieeEeeEEe"

[@raziel6304]

Didn't you know? Golden bananas are the strongest things in the universe, that just goes on to show how much they love each other.

[@hasantakrouri7251]

"Unless if I trip on one banana then this shit is over for good!"

[@princesscarlos]

Donkey Kong's sad song is actually a leaked intro for Persona 6.

[@kiri3567]

princesscarlos and donkey kong will be the final boss of the game

[@tcoren1]

princesscarlos is mishima the main character of that game?

[@polkadi]

i can't believe mishima is getting the wild card ability in p6

[@Kickdrawl]

princesscarlos Lmao

[@tcoren1]

Polkadi but he can’t be the protagonist, everyone knows he’s an NPC

[@PointCrow]

i like this video

[@nullify5031]

pointcrow

[@flying_horse]

(dabs)

[@wolfdasavage7967]

It gives me butterflies

[@Iraqi383]

I like this video

[@AbbyBagel]

I like this video also :)

[@vortigauntsteve49]

“This is a mod for Jimmy Neutron or something”

[@PSVitaat2am]

The poor version it would seem.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

Dude idk why that made me laugh so hard lol

[@SonicFanChris4]

Donkey Kong's voice actor has a good singing voice, yet most everything he sings is awful.

[@aderose]

SonicFanChris 4 blame the song writers

[@jacksonpenfield2102]

I know this is a month old, but there’s actually 2 different guys! One who sings and one who does VO. Fun fact.

[@SonicFanChris4]

Oh that explains it

[@Sassaparilla]

Well, Nobody's Hero is actually not too bad to be honest.

[@olpegleg8549]

Voive

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Donkey Kong's singing voice is legendary tho

[@weaselman710]

ImmaLittlePip too bad the show sucks

[@micahsnyder7299]

Like wtf tho?

[@danielthatspiderguy8898]

He sounds like Phil Collins

[@skeebowski1385]

I believe they actually had a separate voice actor for donkey kong's musical numbers

[@RamsTheNameCom]

Daniel Alejadro Pacheco Torres... Exactly, Donkey Kong's singing voice sounds like a black Kevin Gilbert (Kevin Gilbert being a forgotten musician who was inspired by Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins........ he died at age 29 from chocking himself while making "Coconut Cream Pie").

[@JimmyDThing]

We just gonna pretend it's not absolutely insane that they made his skull the shape of his hair?

[@supercanadian0640]

As an animal scientist, those are the most unrealistic donkies I have ever seen

[@wolfie23288]

Lol

[@parknplay8328]

The correct term is animaltoligist. You would know that if you watched dunkeys 'battle beasts' videos. you aren't a true fan.

[@qaaxz]

theyre a tv show u idiot

[@Mikecrosoft99x]

Lmao 😂💯

[@Kaim417]

i ded XD!

[@LarryDavis2099]

Somebody at the Donkey Kong Studios read the Samson and Delilah story in the Bible and thought, "yeah, this is okay, but you know what would improve it? Sex-robots."

[@kamilee4123]

Dixie Kong freaks me out, specifically the dead, cold, beady black eyes.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

Kami Lee not to mention the shadows under her pupils like they are outside of the actual eye

[@AymenZero]

dont you mean *dicksie* kong?

[@MoronBoshi]

Her pupils squint instead of her eyelids.

[@AFist]

Back for this in Donkey Kong December it's crazy that even 3 years ago dunkey still had no dislikes always putting out the master pieces

[@aaronduffy2901]

Literally any frame of donkey kongs face could be used as a meme avatar

[@PanzerMan332]

If you cut his hair he loses his strength? We just gonna gloss over the fact that they stole that from Samson in the Bible?

[@PtEthan]

The bible stole the plot line from Donkey Kong.

[@SakuraAvalon]

I believe it's called a reference. A LOT of media borrows from or is inspired by other media, the Bible, etc.

[@PanzerMan332]

I mean there's a difference between a reference and straight up stealing a plotline from another media. I pretty much believe that all work is derivative from some other work in some shape or form, but they just copy+pasted that story into Donkey Kong.

[@feperlikepepper]

I think we should just take a step back and realize the Donkey Kong TV show is making biblical references. This show has transcended creation and has achieved Nirvana. Why question it? Simply bask in its glory.

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Panzer Man I mean the plots from Shakespeare's plays are constantly used in modern day media, and even his plays borrowed ideas from mythology and existing stories.

[@MMLCGG]

“I SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAM PIES!” Yes, this is real

[@bryandenis2549]

I know

[@mateom.l.2526]

Cursed

[@stanstanstan2597]

Get your head out of the gutter

[@sirmonke8946]

something makes me think the coconut cream pies is just coconut cream pies but without the coco

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

@@stanstanstan2597 there’s genuinely no way it wasn’t meant sexually I swear

[@ALovelyLad]

I used to rent the vhs of this show back in the late 90s, any and all cgi was appreciated back then

[@BenadrylBen_]

*l i t t l e d i x i e d o o d l e*

[@joe_youtube]

YOU ARE *F I I I I N E*

[@davidspooner4582]

Im fuckin dead 😂😂

[@chaug3743]

OKAY THEN CHOP-CHOP!

[@Finleyuk8]

MY BUDDY DICKS

[@jakemccarty2425]

did anyone notice how Dixie's eyes would flip really fast between huge and small?

[@martinhall9497]

I SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIES Dunkey you left out the best part of their song

[@GokaikillerTobi]

Martin Hall that damn innuendo

[@varunshewale6874]

This reminds me of the infamous tifu on reddit and makes this even more funny

[@Gustavozxd13]

I was about to mention that, no cocconut creampie, disapointed, although it was a pretty good vid

[@delabarcel]

Tifu on reddit?

[@TjaVideos]

innuetendo

[@shibe4333]

Is this a bad ps2 cutscene

[@romainbayer9098]

Don't insult the talents of Pixar.

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

ps2 had graphics better than this

[@nanashi1173]

Milkdudd Drop PS1 would be more apt.

[@femalepapyrus]

No this was a crap cartoon

[@evanweaver1060]

5/5 comment

[@Corsair7245]

This video hits different ever since the masterpiece "Super Donkey Kong Shake" was released.

[@MrPepp]

”This is like a mod for Jimmy Neutron, or something” *WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE*

[@trevorperkins4585]

They're both on the uncomfortable side of the uncanny valley, with jerky animation and emotional expressions turned to 500%

[@MrPepp]

@@Dorian-_-Gray Oh no I’m sorry mr comment police

[@beccacroce7380]

@@trevorperkins4585 Not to mention DK and Jimmy's hair is very similar

[@devildarlin1364]

You know, this show was someone's childhood. _Let that sink in..._

[@DarthReggie]

Devil Darlin' at least you didn't watch raindrop

[@FelineTomfoolery69]

and?

[@unwounddoll5005]

Devil Darlin' it was mine.

[@Metalizationer]

Better childhood then fortnite or fnaf, I'll tell ya huwhat.

[@djr4yman]

RareWarington tell em

[@weebman9576]

4:43 dang I’m actually vibin

[@probably-a-guy-named-joe]

Same

[@crjad9039]

Play that at any time

[@Gator_nit]

DK has big sad

[@crafty-9630]

This actually made me a small bit sad.

[@imcarlosjr4898]

It’s petty good ngl

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

Honestly though, I adored this show when I was a kid. Or at least the DVD release of a collection of three episodes that I just watched over and over again.

[@daviddasilva8326]

Same I had a collection that had donkey Kong lose his memory and then be fooled into believing he's a pirate. Good memories lol

[@Sonicstriforce]

I love how he put the plots of 2 episodes together but nobody is gonna be able to tell (or care).

[@marche800]

Sonicstriforce See I knew something was up.

[@harrymason4300]

The plot thickens...

[@samuelrosenberg1991]

Eric W Yes. Dunkey combined the episode "Bad Hair Day," which is where all the Sampson stuff comes from and "Kong for a Day," in which we learn how everyone actually hates DK and was just waiting for an excuse to banish him to the top of a mountain until they realize he's actually the only one who does anything useful and decide to put up with his bullshit out of necessity.

[@PSVitaat2am]

Hahaha

[@harrymason4300]

Samuel Rosenberg Thank you DK loremaster.

[@henrynelson9301]

“Wait, how does Donkey Kong grow his hair back?” “Just have him eat a banana or something, I dunno.”

[@mackavelly]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Fun Fact: actually knew bout the show before this video or when it went kinda viral. and, yes, it weirded me out. and i wasnt a child, i just found it on tape or something lol

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

Candy and Bluster are trying to find DK to give him Cranky's potion to do the job, but then Bluster deliberately spills it on the ground to sabotage DK. Just then, Diddy tells DK "hey here's a banana we haven't tried!" (in hopes of finding one that cures DK) and after eating it DK's hair grows back. So. Was it the right banana after all, or did spilling the potion affect it unbeknownst to them? Did it make the banana appear or did they just overlook it? Was the potion spilled close enough to do that? How could any of them not know they were near each other? It's like they came up with two different story resolutions and decided to just use both of them.

[@nickk3077]

10/5 Just for the songs alone.

[@ThrillingDuck]

And don't even get me started on the storyline

[@smh9902]

[ ] Style [ ] Grace [X] Funny Face

[@PSVitaat2am]

I would have to agree with you!

[@theozone1st182]

Then there is the graphics which are so good

[@mons3020]

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS

[@odinangie1377]

This entire show is like a crazy night in VRchat

[@RetroGamePlayers]

REJECTED that GOLDEN BANANA

[@randallgibson4598]

Golden Banana was the name of the local Strip Club™

[@waffleless]

“Years of friendship gone, negated by a single banana peel.” The exact reaction my roommate had after I told him why I was using the microwave at 10 pm.

[@crossbones116]

Donkey Kong's malformed skull will forever haunt me.

[@half-lifescientist1991]

crossbones116 I thought the melting faces from Indiana Jones were scary, that's nothing compared to that...

[@blublurbagenmcgriddle8281]

Wow, I can't believe Dunkey went so far as to make a whole TV show for Donkey Kong December!

[@jpmchargue]

Is no one going to mention how Dixie Kong has no eyelids, so she blinks by changing the size of her pupils

[@thecookiemeister5374]

James McHargue wait WHAT

[@mr.razington7881]

Oh SHIT

[@KomradeDoge]

Same with the Crocks except they seem to somehow have both eyelids and the pupil blinking at certain points.

[@KamyAnai03]

James McHargue its me or in season 2 Dixie's pupils are not so weird as they was in season 1 🤔

[@Yeorl]

You mean you don't?

[@dummy4330]

3:53 it's the Bible There is literally a story where that happens in the bible

[@Benthino]

sp00ky SPahGeTT It says the Bibble...

[@doesthiswork8490]

*YOu QuEsTION The wOrDs oF The MiGHty JImMY?!?!*

[@tomsmurf4225]

I can't believe the bible ripped off donkey kong country

[@Haki145]

I can't believe the bible ripped off Greek Mythology

[@travisdurrans8866]

@@Haki145 when did it do that

[@salokin3087]

Gives a Knack a run for its money

[@TheCrunkulous]

Salokin Knack 1 that is, I mean, come on, we're not animals now, are we?

[@waelsayed12]

You pulled the knack joke hahaha so funny dude you're hilarious

[@taylorwatson5421]

wael sayed knack is not a joke

[@Mor1adim]

meme masta You some kinda meme masta?

[@mememasta7982]

No u

[@reloadpsi]

This cartoon almost won an animation award for its animation, but was disqualified because they thought mocap didn't count as animation at the time. Did they retroactively take awards away from everything rotoscoped after that decision? :P

[@FeelingShred]

does anybody know the name??? it was an animated series in this same style of 3D render graphics, I can only remember the main characters were animals that shapeshifted into vehicle forms, kinda like transformers but animal shapes

[@Lofirainbows]

Another example of now classical art not being appreciated in a then contemporary setting

[@luciomatos0806]

​@@FeelingShred Mechanimals?

[@FeelingShred]

Beast Wars 👍

[@FeelingShred]

which is weird right after I randomly remembered of Beast Wars there was announcement of a game based on it, that setting gonna be perfect for a videogame

[@adventuringwolf8517]

Just like to admit I’ve sang “Nobody’s Hero” around school.

[@TheD736]

PimpGod87 You musta got ALL the puss

[@CyberAztec]

TheD736 bruh I know lol

[@justnothing2794]

Yeah im his hero (get it? My name is Just Nobody)

[@CoinBox170]

I used to sing the Booty Boogie song all the time. That song is hysterical!

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

I'm shocked that the guy they got to voice DK is legitmately a good singer.

[@martinrottig547]

*The songs were written and performed by "Gorillaz".*

[@noidedmonke8331]

*Not even kidding*

[@Stefano.C]

What!? O.o

[@sterlingkart9562]

Why theyre the jam!!!

[@dweep9546]

No fucking way

[@camzoman]

This joke is bad and you should feel bad. If it's not a joke then everyone should feel bad because that's a thing that happened.

[@Qaztar44]

The Donkey Kong TV Show really makes you *feel* like Batman.

[@nothingoriginal2775]

nothing can make you feel more batman

[@dericktrinidad1816]

If this person is a youtuber, then I am batman! Awful editing.

[@nothingoriginal2775]

Derick Trinidad hi batman

[@huntercaviness-lembo9843]

2:25 literally every middle school relationship that has existed on the planet earth