Adult Algebra & Haunted Pregnancies | Emily Van Dyke | Stand Up Comedy

Comedian Emily Van Dyke takes on the controversy over her last name, having kids later in life, and her crazy experience on mushrooms!
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Born and raised in Logansport, Indiana, a town with one high school and a basketball hoop in every driveway, Emily Van Dyke has made a 15-years-and-counting home of the Bay Area. She started stand-up in 2011 after being laid off from her job as an art teacher and she just released her debut album "Feeling Myself" on blondemedicine.com.
Instagram: / emilyvandyke
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Emily Van Dyke
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

[@TerofiedBeats]

"Just another woman in STEM" 🤣🤣

[@jhines5713]

This just kept getting more and more unhinged and I absolutely loved it 😅

[@masskonfuzion]

It was a gloriously weird set haha

[@KingDoomfist]

The autopilot shaving bit is gold.

[@Drewski217]

She had me from the first line, this was FANTASTIC LOL

[@alunoodalmheiri7028]

DID THEY WIPE HER OR NOT? 😂😂😂 She is great. More of this, please!

[@loveisbakedbri]

"2007 called and wants its sexuality back" 😂😂

[@bennettgrey]

She's hilarious! So funny. I also just looked her up and she has a comedy album on the music streaming services called "Feeling Myself" in case anyone else is interested.

[@Seetiyan]

Good to know!

[@Vega.pdf35mm]

Thank you

[@hulagu3068]

"Just relax everybody" 🤣

[@stevendasilva9287]

She's funny as hell

[@loicadjevi-neglokpe6673]

This lady is so insanely good

[@JacyndaMinor]

Wowowowwowowww SO GOOD. we laughed hysterically the whole time. Love her, love her energy, she’s very unique yet super relatable. Great outfit too. Amazing set

[@hhhpestock951]

the person who had to do the wiping: chainsmoking pot while still on mushrooms for two hours to forget

[@leonelcadet3833]

So glad she found her true calling. She is a natural.

[@onlyheike]

I’m so happy I clicked on this and discovered her!! So so so good.

[@RaggedyJack]

This whole set was gold

[@bongs1995]

😂😂 she's good

[@LafemmebearMusic]

36 in the bay having the o shit I’m getting closer to 40 and don’t have a family and was JUST at brunch this past weekend fucked up lol 😅sigh don’t call me out! 😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@juancuelloespinosa]

so you're telling me that the chest buster scene from alien was written by a pregnant woman on mushrooms?

[@twinshk2]

She is a fucking hilarious comic and its insane shes only now getting any sort of exposure

[@chidiv22]

This made me stare at my hands for a good 3mins then a voice in my head said" knock it off weirdo", then i went back to watching the video. I think it was my hand that said that.😅😅😂

[@JulieWulie12]

Entire set was on point! Lmao

[@Dadliipapii]

Hilarious 😂especially the mushrooms part

[@barleymepodcast2301]

Emily is a true gem

[@TheOrionApex]

Definitely gotta book a ticket.

[@olikah4667]

😂😂😂😂 “prove to me you’re my hands”

[@sinfulhappiness]

@7:30 underrated statement.

[@Jojo247rightnow]

I thought the same thing.

[@nulllex0099]

Mrs Venereal Disease XDDDDD

[@JuaniqueVerde]

OMG!!!!! Ms. VD was EVERYTHING!!!! “I just need to stay in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days!” 😂😂😂😂😂 now I’m gonna think about my hands washing each other every time I wash my hands!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 LOVED EMILY!!!

[@famfamfam5782]

All the hands stuff is so hilarious but the whole thing was great too

[@amym1126]

Fantastic!!! ❤❤❤

[@evdm7482]

Lol I got the VD as van der Molen. Yes all of that, well, yes.

[@jeswilde6188]

SO GOOD!

[@stephiegee5416]

12:46 I might be a little high… and that really blew my mind!!! Hahahaha

[@mackieincsouthsea]

Great set! 👏

[@LLynneM]

I’ll keep my eye out for this one. She’s a funny.

[@Healingwithflo]

Holy shit she had me cracking up whole time ! So glad KZbin recommended her ❤❤

[@kobehamilton-reeves6374]

This was wonderful

[@xapokalypse]

That was hilarious. The opener got me already

[@bunnyfernwood]

Absolutely hilarious from start to finish

[@marcushoweird]

This woman is such a funny comedian, cant wait to see more of her

[@elilove1729]

This was great !! 😂

[@valladolidolid]

Soooo good!!👏👏👏

[@andrew-hf9fl]

Honestly So funny! I was geeking out

[@modnairfeargach]

This was Great !

[@AK-jt7kh]

The fractions!!! 🤣

[@devon7635]

so good. I needed that.

[@brianbulger2480]

Wow, wow, wow! Amazing material, amazing delivery. She is a sitcom queen; give her a show.

[@808dub6]

I was sharting while watching this. Spot on 😅

[@lexdiluca1221]

What a great set! I was pregnant with laughter throughout

[@supppsyl]

I'm obsessed.

[@Aajaaha]

That was really funny 😂❤

[@realitysurfer2]

So good

[@enderrosemultiverse1262]

Bisexuality is valid, pansexuality is valid! no matter how you feel or wish to identify you are valid!!!

[@Seetiyan]

The first two, yes, but that last one? "No matter" is a biiiig space, an absolute. Is Rachel Dolezal valid?

[@romelldawkins5515]

Good set 😂

[@chrisjoosten9819]

Fantastic.

[@chefnoah1048]

1900's! Genius!

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Perfection!!! 👏👏👏 🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenharvey269]

ooooh new favorite right here

[@justinmas299]

Good set

[@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191]

That was brilliant! she's so right about pregnancy too it is so strange

[@Jojo247rightnow]

I was very uncomfortable with it. I couldn’t think too much about it or I would have an anxiety attack.

[@Elijcuz]

My fav one lately!😂😂☝🏽☝🏽

[@mcrenn5350]

That got surreal fast ❤

[@seraphale]

Unique! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@dakotac180]

She's amazing

[@purplehaze5817]

Awesome ending

[@rcjr.7725]

Using algebra to buy drugs I love her he had me rollin this chick is awesome

[@-.-E-.-]

She is so funny!

[@VyvienneEaux]

More!!!!

[@BlountedReality]

Hilarious😂

[@kwamerogers739]

So funny!

[@admtpasi]

Fantastic

[@olikah4667]

😂😂😂 proud bisexual here. Loving the jokes 😂😂😂😂

[@kyleyoung8476]

"Mushrooms ask questions, acid gives answers."

[@xries5443]

Solid

[@JoseVelez-dhumonio]

Lov it

[@thyhandrevolve]

Fuckin Goddamg Gold!

[@MaisonLafitte]

Haha super funny!! 😂 She's natural,like no effort - jist a talent! 😂

[@nikjonestravel]

She's pretty funny! I enjoyed her set

[@elihyland4781]

She’s HILARIOUS

[@gimmemoremusic]

So many truths were said 😁

[@veRGe02]

lmao never heard of her but this was gold

[@sheltonbailey6548]

Hilarious! Great set!

[@SpaceyD]

Really smart!

[@coffeecupman]

WOW. Keep going!

[@genesisplacencia3228]

MOREEEW

[@thosethatcan]

9:59 😂😂😂

[@bunnycat4153]

I love San Francisco!!!

[@hhhpestock951]

look I was decidedly not born in the 1900s, and bisexuality/biromanticivity is an absolute riot. Of course I'm 145 now...

[@JPsJacket]

Does she tour? Amazing stuff

[@IHS808]

What a set! Subscribe ✅

[@jettasin]

Holy shit i was laughing the whole time. She was great better than most comics.

[@bcope8501]

Comedy gold. “Bisexual” in my mind is just indiscriminate horniness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Bless you for sharing…and for the set also.

[@gimmemoremusic]

So many truths were said 😅😁

[@ChineRouge]

Oh my god. New fear unlocked. Now I can’t stop looking at my hands and getting paranoid. And I don’t even use shrooms!!!

[@justanotherguy4339]

She's good 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@anywallsocket]

Algebra teaches you how to think logically

[@SeyGris369]

1900's!😂

[@KavitaSingh-pb3ui]

i'm dead XD

[@kellyevanscomedy]

This lady is going places!

[@lawrencew8243]

Definitely doing mushrooms now