Civ 6: Theological Combat

[@MrJacobElias]

oooo.. the forshadowing when he said "you only live once after all" and "spanish class" forshadowed him becomming an inquisitor. x)

[@TangomanX2008]

but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[@davehoffman4659]

TangomanX2008 that's why nobody else realized it.

[@LAZERAK47V2]

@@davehoffman4659 Hiding the truth in plain sight! BRILLIANT!

Its the attention to detail that makes this so funny!

[@drewbeauchesne1116]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@TLhikan]

What is Venice? Venice is a state of mind. A greedy, greedy state of mind.

[@iainhansen1047]

TLhikan perfect

[@sequorroxx]

A greedy, greedy _city_ state of mind.

[@estroll5034]

That and lack of territory.

[@KingBobXVI]

The new Venice gives you 100% more boat per boat. I'm surprised they haven't made a pact with the Boat Mormons yet.

[@lemonlite_]

I found out where EA

[@tyranicross8942]

Suleiman denounced Venice so hard it's not even playable anymore.

[@casteri]

Tyranicross Russia was the one to found the religion Denouncing Venice though.

[@codyraugh6599]

Suleiman embargoed Venice so hard it shattered like a priceless Ming Dynasty.

[@insaincaldo]

Being bombed into oblivion and having city-states embargoed, probably didn't help either.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

Still kinda sad about that though. If there is no venice, what is there to denounce?😢

[@_underscore_9271]

@@BeaverChainsaw you can still denounce the memory of Venice.

[@macmittens16]

No one expects the Yolo Inquistition!

[@TheLostArchangel666]

Skloop Mcdoop exactly what I was thinking

[@Kell_Craask]

*NOBODY* expects the Yolo Inquisition! Our chief weapon is annoyance...annoyance and cringe...cringe and annoyance.... Our *TWO* weapons are cringe and annoyance...

[@Chessrook44]

He took Spanish Class in High school. Unexpectedly, he became a religious member and took down the other two. He is wearing a red robe and big wide-brimmed red hat. I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE!!!!

[@emeraldis3553]

Dang, beat me to this very comment... by only 10 hours. Well played!

[@yellowdragonfire]

And yet it was foreshadowed at the very beginning. "Sure, I'm up for anything. You only live once, after all."

[@ErusPhoebus]

Well Venice is no longer a playable civ so the question "what is Venice?" is a good question ^^,

[@MrFrowijn]

I cry everytime. Venice is my favorite civ. Why wage war if you buy somebody else to do it for you.

[@gubs6586]

Venice will probably be in a future DLC

[@Marqan]

pretty sure that was the point there..

[@ErusPhoebus]

why i pointed it out ^^ (not all who sees the video plays civ 6)

[@Elliandr]

Sounds like "Denouncing Venice" is the first religion to actually succeed in it's mission statement.

[@MrBrunswick]

'I took a Spanish class in highschool' Goddammit Kyle. I just ruined my keyboard with coffee.

[@TatenStamm]

'We also have Pagodas'

[@MrDUneven]

Turns later into spannish inquisitor. Poetry!

[@billlupin8345]

I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

[@deputydangerdawnderringer6041]

Bill lupin 'Kicks in door' Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!

[@dylanwillmon5672]

Felicsdude332 fear AND surprise

[@illogicalbear6200]

"I took a Spanish class in Highschool!" I died a little on the inside. Partly because it was hilarious, partly because it reminded me of me.

[@illogicalbear6200]

Seriously, how many takes did that take to film with laughing.

[@darthportus]

Same here...............My teacher was so kind and didn't want me to fail so she gave me minimal passing grade.............................

[@daemonxblaze]

Brian Halphin after three years my Spanish 1 teacher gave up, told me to sit in the corner,play with my scissors, because if she had to have me a 4th year, she'd burn the school down.

[@villanelo1987]

@daemonxblaze As a spanish guy, can confirm, sitting in a corner playing with scissors is like... 87% of our culture. You were doing fine, don't worry.

[@ragefacememeaholic]

Is the inquisition the other 13%?

[@christopherwilliams7845]

"Thus the Arch-Priest walked up to Kyle and asked, 'What is Boat Mormonism?' In response, the almighty Kyle replied "Nothing, it just sounds funny." -Book of Jeffrey 2:14

[@dirkbaldorad3634]

Actually 1:49 ;)

[@Bluesonofman]

According to the old testament the Jews are the master Race. I will bless those who bless Israel and curse those who curse Israel- Genesis 12:3

[@Stormwave6]

Simi-Random American things dude stop spamming

[@roberttrue7219]

well they are God's chosen people....

[@NukeWarz101]

Simi-Random American things I'm pretty sure the new testament implies the Isrealites are gods chosen people as well.

[@Pomlithe]

"Sure, I'm up for anything. *You Only Live Once* after all." "Hey, guys! Have you heard of YOLOism?" How? How are you people so good at comedic foreshadowing? It's so clever and well-done.

[@ohlookitisacat7404]

You missed the "I took a SPANISH class in high school".

[@trla6505]

hooo I finally get it

[@bsmith6784]

I forget that Inquisitors are a thing since I never use them, so it went right over my head until after reading the comments lol. (Although, I am about to use one to finish exterminating that silly Catholicism thing Venice started before I conquered their capital at Suleiman's request. If he ever decides to turn around and attack me, I think I'll conquer and liberate that one City-state Venice puppeted. Wouldn't want the uncultured masses to have to ask _"What _*_is_*_ Venice?"_ while I'm preaching denunciation, after all.)

[@TangomanX2008]

It sounds like he is up for Pascal's Wager.

[@StellarGryphon]

"You know, my Dad was actually a Boat Mormon, and my Mom was really into Denouncing Venice, not sure what that makes me but it probably involves Goldalas!" I don't know why but I love that line XD

[@louisazraels7072]

Gondolas*

[@d4s0n282]

me too x=LOL

[@ArgentumFox]

Boat + Venice = Gondolas Now that the joke is explained, it's been ruined forever... or made better for those that didn't catch it, one of those two.

[@JonatasMonte]

I did catch it but didn't make the connection with boats only with venice. NOW IT'S EVEN BETTER

[@SSJ3CyLink]

oh nice and sign me up for the Pagodas

[@premiercherdenko]

"I took a spanish class in highschool" A moment later the same person in outfit of spanish inquisition I see what you did here

[@DoorMonster]

:}

[@CPTFalkirk]

Also, Kyle says YOLO after Jefferey introduces himself. Little hint there, too.

[@brittanys9716]

Well I didn't expect it

[@siragon756]

@@brittanys9716 noone ever does !

[@isaiahf-d846]

@Demiclea wait I thought it was the regular Mormons

[@hertogappel]

I think the best joke in this video is Kyle's mustache

[@imafireingmylasar]

yes, we all know he can't grow hair anywhere except for the top of his head.

[@yourethatmantis5178]

some of the best videos often revolve around Kyle's facial hair

[@EmperorGray]

Is it just me or does he kinda look like Ned Flanders.

[@Ahmadabdal_]

Gurekie but what if kyle is ned flanders?!?

[@maank2146]

Nobody expects the Yolo Inquisition... our weapons are: Suprise, Pagodas, Coolness and our almost fanatical devotion to the swag.

[@Chameleonred5]

You nearly made me spray a mouthful of water on my screen.

[@tanith117]

@ Maank And Smashing good Outfits, Our 5 Chief weapons are Surprise, Pagodas, coolness, Fanatical devotion to the swag, Good outfits and Whales. Oh damn, We'll come in again.

[@Shadethewolfy]

Don't forget fear!

[@connorschultz380]

And the seeming lack of a sense of self preservation

[@Tonatsi]

We also gain an innate bonus to stealth

[@the_real_breeso]

What is the Yoloism's stance on crabs? Because they should be banned

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

Breeso Truffles are the real menace.

[@mr.jamerton3686]

They aren't pigs or candy! They must be purged!

[@redfern6281]

Still waiting on those whales I demanded

[@v13r3r]

Our scout is still out there mapping the world. then we'll get your whales. oh hi Norway

[@ServantofBaal]

And are they into denouncing Venice, or do they prefer to focus on the threat of Gandhi?

[@SuperWafflezman]

I like that subtle nod to the fact that Venice is not in civ 6

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENY VENICE!

[@rustage]

did nobody else get that the "I took a Spanish class in highschool once" was forshadowing the Spanish inquisition joke later on haha

[@schonlingg.wunderbar2985]

No, just a true intellectual like you could have noticed that. I bet you are even smart enough for Rick and Morty.

[@oogway8197]

@@schonlingg.wunderbar2985 you deserve an award for that comment

[@thevoidangle5434]

Woah wasn't expecting to see you here lol I know it's been 4 years since you commented but love your rapping man keep it up

[@sam1111979]

No, no one was expecting that.

[@gustavopagan8921]

_……………. No one expected it_

[@sinad0123]

Denouncing Venice You can make a religion out of this.

[@jorismoorkamp205]

It is already done

[@sinad0123]

How the hell did denouncing venice became a religion? or is it an ideology?

[@theradicalcentrists3344]

No, don't

[@Balsiefen]

It's a way of life.

[@toxicgamer6038]

Venice I denounce u

[@charcoalwerewolf7447]

"I'm pretty sure it involves gondolas." Well, there went the mouthful of food I had. Also, as an amateur theologian, I kinda wish theological debates were actually like this...

[@josephharrison8354]

If they were like this, I wouldn't be an atheist.

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@LegionHare]

'' It just sounds funny.'' Every time a name anything in a video game, that sentence is always on my mind.

[@kyltredragmire4939]

As a theologian myself, I can confirm this is in fact how we debate.

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@breg5993]

It does happen! 1 Kings 18:20-41.

[@kyltredragmire4939]

@Breg I just pulled out me old Bible and read it. That is most certainly theological combat. One chad versus hundreds. The Byzantines even repeat the words of Elijah here during their Eucharistic rites.

[@sonmiagaylord4659]

"I took a spanish class in high school!" My sides. They hurt.

[@marasmus9278]

@Fluffynator yes it does, he took a SPANISH class and became a SPANISH Inquisitor, and the fact that he wiped out both of them at once is because inquisitors get a home territory buff.

[@cadenorris4009]

“What are the core tenants of your belief system?” “I don’t know” “We hate Venice” “What is Venice?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Delphster]

#Yoloisim has spread to #Funkytown

[@alexisauld7781]

Medic!!

[@joeywild2011]

*Yoloism

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Delphster 420 likes, someone’s gonna ruin it.

[@caseyb1346]

in my defense it was already ruined when I got here.

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@brettkane9175]

“It's only the most popular because you've neglected everything else” Oh, so he's one of *those* players...

[@RtxtDriver]

I can't wait to see how yoloism is brought into the ever expanding cannon of doormonster civ videos.

[@Terrodus]

It's already a thing. Watch Civ 6: Breaking News.

[@RtxtDriver]

Oh no you're right it's already spreading :O

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@Akronymus_]

took a spanish class. becaume a inquisitor. didnt expect that

[@Xylos144]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE YOLO INQUISITION!

[@labrynianrebel]

"You're using biblical literalism against me, eh?" "I thought it fitting, considering the rocky history" "Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Sola Scriptura." "Naturally" "But I find Apostolic Tradition cancels out Sola Scriptura, don't you?" "Unless the enemy has studied his biblical exegesis... which I have."

[@ryanalving3785]

This deserves way more likes

[@failure4452]

However, because of my government, I am stronger than you can possibly be. This in combination with the promotions I have gained makes too powerful a foe for you!

[@aplay2832]

That was way smarter than the actual episode lmao

[@scarletsky2614]

Omg this is beautiful.

[@eydya]

this, this is the essence of net.

[@Lonlyboysh]

This should be titled "An Excuse to Bring Up Boat Mormonism and Graphic Effects" ... I approve of this excuse o/

[@richardcooke5876]

my god, kyle with a mustache goes from looking like he stopped aging after teens, to middle aged man.

[@dinodino7514]

with pagodas

[@davidbukowski3463]

"I'm not sure what that means, but it probably involves Gondolas." hahahaha

[@miniman3112]

An almost obvious video to make, but beautifully executed! Incredibly professional vfx, especially the clothing transformation, holy shit does that look crisp! 1M subs when?!

[@ldxtr9050]

Roses are red! wololo! Roses are blue!

[@atmunn1]

best roses are red poem ever

[@Mirekluk]

Give this man a cookie!

[@torva360]

Best religion ever is Player 1.

[@Kalenz1234]

Age of Empires references dont seem to get far on civ vids

[@Mirekluk]

For the Swarm

[@isaacdalziel5772]

+20 friendly territory +10 holy city +25 spanish class in highschool

[@Sledgehammeh]

The foreshadowing and punchlines are always so on point in your videos. Love it!

[@primeattack]

Denouncing Venice has my vote

[@theblade1235]

+Anton Whitaker This is where the fun begins.

[@casteri]

primeattack Though I never agreed with the Russians once. And we have have about 9000 different fronts. After all is said and all is done. The Russians have the Internet, the Swedish don't.

[@Andrew-rr6wu]

But how do you feel about crabs?

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@bradenroberts9411]

Always nice to see another Civ 6 video! "What does Boat Mormon even mean?" "Nothing! It just sounded funny!" 10/10 Missionary skills.

[@ordelore]

A tear came to my eye when I heard the Doodlecon summoning sound whenever the spells were cast. Congrats on 100K

[@silence_dais]

You know what's funny? He literally start the skit saying YOLO to them, so he already was waiting for things to escalate to completely shatter them when they were low.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

He played the same strategy SPECTRE did in the Bond film: "From Russia With Love"; set his enemies against each other, let them exhaust themselves fighting, then snatch the prize while they're powerless to stop him.

[@josetomaslopezcaballero7465]

'I took a spanish class in high school' still kills me to this day

[@sinad0123]

Wait, if you can make a religion out of Denouncing Venice, can you make a religion out of Banning Crabs?

[@aLukepop]

Sinad 01 CRABS ARE PEOPLE! LEGIT OR QUIT!

[@alecthemad]

Judaism.

[@jakubmike5657]

Well considering that there are two world religion that ban pigs and at least one that ban cows I fail to see how it is even strange...

[@slein1055]

CRABS ARE GONE!

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@elu_thingol3690]

I think i have fallen in love with Kyle's mustache. Just the mustache, I MUST HAVE IT

[@jesseolson109]

I'm a regular Mormon, how do I upgrade to this boat stuff?

[@DoorMonster]

+Jesse Olson You have to research Sailing first

[@MrCoolguy425]

Door Monster sailing? Is that before or after the space age?

[@elizebethstihycgenderdas9805]

@@MrCoolguy425 After death robots but before pottery

[@MrCoolguy425]

josh rixon pottery? Isn’t that the death laser thing?

[@MonguinAssassin]

@@MrCoolguy425 If it is something to do with lasers, let it be the Laser Defense System. (abbreviate it and you'll get it.)

[@getbn6547]

I always name my religion after my cats and imagine that the apostles and missionaries are going around showing an unhealthy amounts of pictures of them being cute. "You WILL love my cat!"

[@lelandshennett]

How am I just finding these?!?! These videos are great

[@itaybron]

my religion forbids disliking any of door monsters's videos

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENOUNCE VENICE!

[@Pkmrnuler123]

I just have to say, this is probably my favorite civ sketch next to the scout sketch. Amazing job with the editing, Kyle! This is awesome!

[@itgaam]

reminded me of when I was talking with a Syrian refugee about his religion "what are the core tenets of your belief system?" "I don't know"

[@Vadordev]

I just love the amount of references to your other Civ videos in here. Awesome work guys!

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! :D

[@Saiavinn]

0:13 "You only live once, after all!" 1:56 "Hey guys, have you heard of Yoloism?" Daaaaang, ideas evolve fast!

[@MrTacoKing-1]

nice terminator refrence at the beginning ''so you can have your nukes ready for judgement day''

[@highpriestofthosewhoremain5931]

Theological combat? An interesting proposition. Naturally, however, I would still make use of my Battle-Cathedrals.

[@jagdisc]

I can’t believe I’m only just discovering this awesome channel. Great writing, perfect sound clips, professional graphics, what’s not to love.

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much! :D We're glad you found us!

[@Tracks777]

Nice content! Keep it up!

[@quinnbradley7255]

Just found this channel and I'm hooked on the Civ sketches! Every time I've made a religion in Civ VI I've called it 'Cult of the Evil Snakes'. I also pick the icon that looks like a wet floor sign.

[@micahphilson]

"You know, my dad was actually a Boat Mormon, and my mom was really into Denouncing Venice! I don't know what that makes me, but probably something involving gondolas." How is Kyle this good at script-writing?!

[@DomyTheMad420]

"what does boat mormon even mean?! "NOTHING! IT JUST SOUNDED FUNNY" 11/10 writing

[@thediethrower1803]

Wait I just noticed watching the second time that when first saying he accepts talking about boat Mormonism Kyle says "you only live once after all". Damn they foreshadowed the ending!

[@naeemahmad03]

Your Civ videos are always awesome and well written.. And each better executed than previous ones. Keep up the good work..!!

[@JoeyVSupreme]

-me- "I'll just build some shrines and a port-... and now half my population is pastafarian"

[@cetiken17]

Love the video. And the t-shirt designs are great too. My life is now happier with a Denouncing Venice T.

[@DoorMonster]

Yay! Glad you like them :D

[@ronancarr7405]

if you believe in denouncing something enough, you will be able to throw lightning bolts at anyone who says otherwise

[@muffinow2]

Honestly this might be one of the best videos I've ever seen from you guys. Laughed my ass off at 1:07

[@muffinow2]

Also, spilled my drink all over my lap. Worth it tbh

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

The war sound for Judgement Day was priceless. Yes, Kyle. I noticed.

[@LezbionestHere]

This is definitely one of your best videos yet

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! :D

[@vincents.6310]

Lol! There needs to be a prequel where players who found a religion in Civ 5 had balls of steel

[@nintara3746]

and then a run

[@just_jays_life]

That came out exactly how I imagined it would. I see you are getting better on after effects. Plus the gang is back yay! Congrats on 100,000!

[@cutlerrox06]

Awesome!

[@729MendicantTide]

Not lying, I honestly come back and watch this just for the Apostles' costumes.

[@bananas-zh3lv]

"Sure I'm up for anything. You only live once after all." That was some quality foreshadowing right there.

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

Boat Mormonism's real appaeal is the lifetime supply of delicious, delicious swedish meatballs.

[@Awkweerdz]

Admit it. Deep down we all miss Venice. If Venice returns to the game with the World Congress DLC i'll flip.

[@DiscoDumpTruck]

I'm a returned Mormon missionary. Man, I wish this is what proselyting was really like! Hahaha! Great job again, Door Monster.

[@gothmoth1616]

"These are the uncultured masses!" "I took a Spanish class in high school!"

[@grantpotter8289]

I love the use of Civ 6 sound effects, especially now that I've played it

[@rajathapa87]

"You only live once after all..." He's a YOLOIST! ATTACK!

[@senaesul3128]

I swear your guys' great comedy makes this fanbase so loyal whether or not you're popular.

[@doxazo5512]

Saw that coming when he said "you only live once after all", great job!Was this sketch made to justify buying that mustache?

[@thomasjardine9724]

Keep making these Civ videos, they're the best! Also, you should try Europa Universalis 4, imagine a more complex Civ game but with all the fun!

[@pyrrhus4134]

As an Actual Mormon, I'm deeply offended that I was never taught how to shoot lasers out of my hands during my mission. That might've proved useful.

[@Sasquench]

A Civ video filled with spicy visual effects to kick off a week of daily videos? Kyle, you spoil us so.

[@Chessrook44]

OKAY. SO. He took Spanish Class in High school. Unexpectedly, he became a religious member and took down the other two. He is wearing a red robe and big wide-brimmed red hat. I SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID THERE DOOR MONSTER!!!!

[@CaroTheMightyAlaskan]

This channel deserves more views. Y'all just got another Patreon supporter, keep up the good work!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much!! :D We'll try not to disappoint!

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

Isn't it a little strange that Jefferey, who founded Boat Mormonism (as Gustavus Adolphus) is also a missionary for Boat Mormonism?

[@TyranAmiros]

He had to do something after his daughter became head of Sweden in Civ VI

[@incompleteriver770]

"I took a Spanish class in high school" Killed me

[@RNJ142]

00:13 he predicted the rise of yoloism

[@dgmbomb]

"Would you like to hear about boat mormans?" "I'm up for anything You Only Live Once after all" Brilliant

[@johnlienhart2717]

0:12 Foreshadowing

[@marasmus9278]

1:07 Even more foreshadowing

[@unintentionally_edgy5867]

Civ 6 video: "what IS venice?" nice touch.

[@dutchtheguy849]

but wait a minute, what is Venice even. I have never heard of this ''Venice'' of yours. We're doing civ 6.

[@eric_moore-6126]

DENY VENICE!

[@penguinlordalan]

Great video! I actualy thought the joke was that the citizen was just going to see them both waving their hands around yelling stuff out but the twist with the yoloism is pretty great

[@SlickBiscuit7]

Nobody expects the Yoloish Inquisition

[@STALKER953]

You guys deserve every subscriber.

[@DarkChaosKaxi]

"Sure, I'm up for anything. You only live once, after all." You could make a religion out of this. #YOLOISM Also, Pagodas are my favorite religious building.

[@Brubarov]

Yess been waiting for another Civ video :) Thank you guys!

[@yoghurt4life20]

Best channel.

[@quentinfisher7686]

Even after all these years, I still name my religion Boat Mormons because of this video lol

[@andrewsever98]

So, Jefferey is a Wizard. Good to know.

[@johnnorris5675]

Andrew Sever Apostle

[@marasmus9278]

@@johnnorris5675 no, inquisitor, a spanish inquisitor

[@jordanbey2546]

"You only live once after all" Later: "Have you heard of: Yoloism?"

[@Dolbsha]

A part of me hopes you have someone dressed in the red robes wearing the red hat in the background of another sketch where they would least be expected.

[@Snowy123]

I'm glad these videos keep coming.