Misnomers

[@kaileewalden3586]

If anyone's stuck on "There are Two Errors in the the Title of This Book", the first one is "the the". The second one is stating that there are two errors, while there is only one, which creates a paradox by infinitely confirming and disproving itself.

[@zviyeri9117]

Genius xD I guessed the "The the" from right away but the second one got me 😂

[@Supermynci9000]

That is quite clever.

[@adrianpawlik6616]

Kailee Walden Then again you could count the word error itself because the word error is error just not in as mistake but as itself lol

[@chinchillaandguineapigsirony]

Adrian Pawlik Oh. I guess so.

[@liateliate6454]

Kailee Walden syu👍

[@Happenstance_music]

I thought you were going to say The funny bone is actually not funny

[@daddymememaster8133]

he did tho

[@brian.mp3924]

@@daddymememaster8133 he didnt tho

[@noeraldinkabam]

Right? I said it in my mind.

[@arashghiamipour5588]

Loooool

[@hanschannel9018]

That's what I was thinking lol

[@fliessa4950]

Police: You're definitly the Person in this picture committing the crime, right? Vsauce: Well, this is not "exactly" me...

[@Elder74]

0:04

[@priyanshugoel3030]

Well yes. But actually no.

[@spaghetti7929]

Police: How so? Vsauce: #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWACHEOBOITOD

[@MedK001]

@@spaghetti7929 It's #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD, not #YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWACHEOBOITOD

[@Nadid_Dhrabb]

More like: *Or am I*

[@zdzichupedziwiatr899]

"You only live once, but living once means living many times, as a series of similar, but technically different people, who know each other, but only in one direction, and who can help each other, but only in the other direction." Have instantly became my favourite quote.

[@shrekwizowskee2910]

YOLOBLOMLMATAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD!

[@AzillaKiami]

im more surprised how he said it flawlessly as #YOLOBLOMLMYAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD

[@TheBlakus420]

#YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD

[@SunMoonSpeedruns]

Yoloblomlmtaasosbtdpwkeoboidawcheoboitod

[@JacobSca]

#yoloblomlmtaasosbtdpwkeoboiodawcheoboitod

[@RipTard]

I hope my future-distant-relative-atomically-different-self watches this in five years and is happy to see that his past-distant-relative-atomically-different-self still has the top comment

[@PwnJinxy]

I think your future-distant-relative-atomically-different-self is going to be depressed to see that you're not the top comment.

[@Neuromancerism]

Katheredin Or that FDRADS will still be logged in with this youtube account and not have learned that his own comment allways comes at the top... for him.

[@beginner5903]

Welp this deserves top comment.

[@d3adp001]

if your fdrads has the same youtube name/account as your pdrads I think he will feel a little bit like a tard, but in the future many tarded people have really bitchen lives, and some even become pilots.

[@Cidwithey]

had my friend. Had. :/

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

The rewatchability of Vsauce makes it so much easier to learn things.

[@Thaetaa-Terraainn]

Yea

[@jessicaevans7847]

I've always held true to the fact that when Michael goes to explain a subject, you learn like 20 other things before you learned what you clicked to learn.

[@funguy-yt7632]

Yes

[@JudeFurr]

I've seen every vsauce video many times over, you're absolutely right

[@m4271_]

Big fax

[@anoddpotato3608]

Vsauce going in: “Let’s talk about misnomers” Vsauce going out: “And that is why you are a completely different person than you were 5 years ago.”

[@NeoAF10]

VSauce videos reminds me of my thought process... ...where was I??

[@SonicntZane]

This is so true for every video and I love it.

[@iz_bizz2010]

Me 20 years ago wasn't even conceived yet

[@kotag__]

Every video is just another existential crisis for me.

[@coenx1]

Basically every video he takes us on a ride to get to the real story.

[@booNably]

I love how vsauce has the most unexpectable titles and thumbnails

[@bas_ee]

He talks about this in an interview with this guy 'Lex Fridman' here on youtube, and more about youtubes algorithm and his views on it. He says "Usually im trying to do, what everyone else is not doing." Dont know the interviewer guy, but i saw this video and i watched it. Pretty cool seeing the other side of Michael Stevens, just talking about stuff and his views and having opinions, instead of just talking about facts.

[@cipherjoe9]

666 likes

[@cccorbulo213]

Beginning of the video: haha look at these funny words! End of the video: You aren't actually you.

[@defiant_waffle_4177]

This is why I love Vsauce

[@Krokoklemmee]

vsauce in a nutshell

[@peytonritchie3986]

man I feel really weird after watching this... *twitches violently and spouts paranoia*

[@ibrahimbenghali7474]

😂😂😂😂

[@farmerchuck7294]

Middle of the video: F R I E D B U L L T E S T I C L E S

[@gibbonbasher8171]

“Hey Michael, pass the salt, will ya?” “Etymologically speaking, the compound sodium chloride or the emotion known as anger? If you speak of the compound, I’ll delightedly hand you the salt shaker. But if you speak of the emotion that we call ‘anger’, you’ll have to provide me with a well-consolidated reason to be angry with you. But what does it mean to be angry? Anger is an emotion that we exhibit when we are discontent with particular circumstances that either directly or indirectly affect us. But what does it mean to be direct? Well, to be sure, directness is the quality of being the brunt of the repercussions produced from engaging in a certain action. Indirectness is the quality of being affected in some fashion, but not in the jurisdiction, per se, in which the certain action occurred. But what does it mean to occur? In a chronology, an event occurs when it takes place, when all other events currently taking place cease to be acknowledged and the magnitude of this particular event is deemed to be of a higher caliber than all of the other events. But what does ‘but’ mean? If we are discussing the anatomical region that is entitled as the gluteus maximus, then we need to just stop talking because this comment is getting really long.”

[@gibbonbasher8171]

Aden John It is, lol

[@TertiaryQuota]

@@adenm8963 they're bots lmao

[@t.m.d8482]

Woah . . . How long did this take you 👏

[@gibbonbasher8171]

Tanish D'Silva I don’t remember. Probably like 30 minutes.

[@questionablekumquat4484]

Haha

[@izzie9526]

Wheat is a fruit Tomatoes are a fruit Spagetti marinara is a FRUIT SALAD

[@dokidelta1175]

I cannot tell if I am disappointed in humanity or I am proud of it.

[@shreerangvaidya9264]

Spooky Coincidence

[@roardinoson7]

Wheat isn't a fruit, it's a cereal grain. We use the seeds

[@xeroxre6837]

@@roardinoson7 Pay attention ffs

[@coltm4a186]

Yummy yummy!

[@GenMaj_Knight]

8:00 I will always love seeing the passage of time like this. "A modern mobile phone," which was modern when I first ever saw this video, is now visibly dated by something like app logos or the manual home button.

[@aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072]

Michael: Did I really go to Singapore? Is that guy really me? We can solve this question by agreeing that, oranges are apples. Thank you, Michael, for being Michael.

[@swampet5457]

And you are Aitor

[@AgustinGonzalez-rx7sz]

He's technically not Michael

[@Jyudee]

And you are Internet Explorer

[@em7178]

And you are judy

[@iheartmurdocniccals]

and you are maddie

[@datphing]

me: where's the wifi password friend: on the back of the router the back of the router: 10:44

[@justice7788]

Lol

[@estella4129]

brilliant

[@andrevidal5771]

#YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD

[@bigfootsburneraccount9160]

Every youtube comment

[@wow8952]

seriously dude

[@funkywasit]

"did I really go to Singapore? Is that guy really me? we can solve this question by agreeing that, oranges are apples." Micheal, Michael, dont give me a stroke over here, man

[@obituki]

How tf does he make this shit come together 😂

[@pete2ndzuniga679]

Why is he talking about fruits now-

[@allisg3320]

Michael has this uniqueness about him, the way he moves, the way he speaks, the wiggly eyebrows are all part of this enrapturing man.

[@Doomer2005]

Autism

[@theb33prince]

@@Doomer2005shit i was gnna sau thar

[@AntVenom]

Yup. I did it again. I liked the video before it even started. No regrets.

[@DjAlonDevil]

LOL Ant what are you doing here?

[@onztj]

Did the same thing

[@SezzesStuff]

Who doesn't? ;)

[@mantistoboggan1503]

no ragrets

[@romejones2665]

Me too. Mind blown.

[@MaxHimbigger]

Michael: “Your funny bone...” Me: “Is not funny!” Michael: “Is not a bone, it’s a nerve.” Me: “Oh... oh... yeah that makes a lot more sense.”

[@alaybhagat4970]

LMFAO i thought the same thing 😂😂

[@guandark250]

this means its still funny

[@UhOhBurntmeToast]

HAHAHA I did the same

[@lunchbag_larry]

i thought it was called the funny bone because it's humerus

[@NachitenRemix]

We all thought that lmao

[@OP_eLaniM]

Cop: we have video footage of you committing the murder Michael: 1:52 - 2:14 Cop: Michael: Cop: You're free to go!

[@sharp9150]

Underrated

[@iplay5855]

@@sharp9150 ye

[@archie9500]

We can resolve this problem, by realizing that oranges are apples.

[@angieway1000]

OP eLa

[@iscrulz]

@@archie9500 oranges were æppels

[@brightblackhole2442]

1:49 the first time i watched this i actually thought he found a micheal lookalike and had him take those photos

[@highoncatnip_]

same

[@AllisimaProductions]

Me too, but i mean, i was 10

[@tjgill417]

🗿

[@tobbanimations4599]

"Look at the footage, tell me that's not you who killed that man" "It's not *exactly* like me, you see, that guy hadn't killed that man yet."

[@araitol3935]

So you had killed the man?

[@monkeyman3823]

@@araitol3935 "You see, he's not *exactly* like me. A few of his cells might have been replaced, so technically he's different."

[@feralabomination6724]

8:41 when u see any relative at a family reunion

[@moopteapop]

Lol

[@jackie_jacksonn5172]

This makes me imagine Michael actually saying this and his whole family being completely confused xD

[@a1b3a3c14nbcv]

ok homestuck

[@natashakobelsky6899]

Underrated

[@edwardseverinsen5598]

Actually hilarious.

[@SirSixStrings]

10:43 sounds like something you would hear in The Sims

[@AlexEEZ]

Wot

[@AnteP-dx4my]

hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahah TRUEE

[@BlazertronGames]

It sounds like a synonym for tits.

[@elias9746]

HUUUGE humunonologomgus !

[@elias9746]

It's a reference to the beginning of the video where he says the whole alphabet in one word

[@suni4956]

one of my mother's friends legally changed her name (from a somewhat common finnish name to another), because she didn't feel like she was quite the same person anymore. honoring the change within herself with a new name! i think that's really great, since humans are often afraid of change. being able to name yourself is part of your human autonomy! i think it's just excellent.

[@fryeguyvids]

That's a heartwarming story!

[@arisparks8474]

@@fryeguyvids when i grow up, i am changing my name to Rey, my nickname.

[@moneer7139]

@@arisparks8474 Rey Rey the gey

[@arisparks8474]

@@moneer7139 but i'm straight... weh.

[@remyscar]

@@arisparks8474 ...or are you?

[@blackquillx]

Title : Misnomers Me: This is going to be intere- Michael: *W H A T I S A F R U I T*

[@realbland]

are you saying questioning the existence of fruits isnt interesting

[@acrid8952]

A miserable little pile of glucose.

[@erm_honestly]

Æ

[@itsnotyasir]

"The funny bone..." "Yea, definitely not funny" "Is a nerve." "Ok"

[@NoobieLandCity]

"He must be fun at party"

[@itsnotyasir]

@@aMolleTargate what made you not give me 10/10?

[@ad2k17]

uhok

[@zapstar1416]

@@itsnotyasir this is because you suck lmfao

[@FatCatAshes]

This comment Is a copy of the top comment Desperate for likes?

[@Lunaskyuwu]

when you've already watched all michaels vids multiple times but still enjoy rewatching them

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Yyyyep!! XD

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

Wait...

[@1morevid]

тнεηιяø ikr, he needs to upload more

[@digitalhippie2336]

When you think that you've watched all michaels vids, and find this one and couple more in recommended, that you've never watched

[@TechnicalDribbler]

@@digitalhippie2336 the best feeling ever

[@xxhyphenxx9365]

VSauce is the kind of guy that can go from "i just go to a vacation" to "reasons why we should all die"

[@angelinageorgy]

its been over 6 years, the Michael you just listened to for the past 11 minutes and 25 seconds no longer exists anywhere on the face of this planet :(

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I mean, he’s not Dead, so that’s good.

[@randomusername284]

Well yeah, but we have the updated version

[@frisog7082]

Technically, the law of conservation of mass still applies, which means that that Michael is still on earth, but all of the atoms that made him up are just spread out which means that theoretically, part of that past Michael could now be part of you. Think about that.

[@gabiferreira6864]

@@frisog7082 this could also mean we could theoretically collect those Old Michael atoms and reconstruct him

[@frisog7082]

@@gabiferreira6864 yes, let's find all the original building blocks and remake the Michael from this video, I'll start looking

[@alexthedio]

2:51 Legend has it that some of those tabs are still open

[@adrianopairetti3417]

streamers have like 13 tabs open and i cant keep 3 at the same time cuz i feel de-organized

[@StarlitLilies]

I have 79 tabs open on my phone right now I need help 😅

[@qwertydesigns2485]

@@StarlitLilies you need to fucking go to Guantanamo Bay

[@PedroAugusto-tb2zo]

Perhaps he just wanted a landscape that reminded him of the Himalayan Mountains

[@dominicstewart-guido7598]

@@StarlitLilies same

[@lahlem6725]

Everyone: It's like comparing apples to oranges. Michael: ACTUALLYYY

[@jonesbridge6880]

Michael constantly popping out from under the frame fills my heart with joy

[@stopmefoamjumping]

1:02 I feel like I'm a baby and Michael is trying to make me laugh by making funny faces. And it's working.

[@zsauce7447]

I wish he was my dad

[@BornaAmin]

lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@shikupo]

"😐...... 😲"

[@greekybol.8258]

@@zsauce7447 he would teach u alot

[@clutchlevels]

Crap. It worked.

[@henrywaters]

This guy literally talks about every shower thought I have ever had.

[@jjd3hner544]

"whats a fruit"

[@fno6164]

Hell yeah

[@anonymouslymj1064]

That's the best description of the stuff his videos talk about. Except, of course, it's backed by science.

[@melodykuromibebbies2138]

@@anonymouslymj1064 yup

[@jgray1831]

Quit telling me about your shower clean clean OH! Business

[@jacksonjackson4178]

“So that guy in the photo... isn’t me” *we can resolve this by knowing that oranges are apples.* great solution there m8

[@bradenscribner3866]

Ya ain't wrong M8

[@bittersweet9059]

'M8'

[@Thee_Znutz]

Learned a lot over the years by watching and rewatching his videos. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.

[@betterert]

2:51 is everyone gonna ignore the fact that michael has like 9000 tabs open?

[@RYCHLIK29]

Yep, cause thats like normal for me. Im an animal Pls dont hate me

[@ApacheHeli479]

ctrl shift w

[@epicboxx3838]

betterert OH GOODNESS MARTHA GET THE HOLY WATER KIDS STEP BACK BACK BACK

[@epicboxx3838]

Lukáš Voců A N G E R E Y

[@KandiBabyy]

betterert “9,000” 😂💀😂💀

[@ryanblunt4228]

Why is Michael so good at transitions to different topics

[@aphsychopath7690]

(:

[@kothen4994]

Ryan Blunt

[@ryanblunt4228]

@@kothen4994 wat?

[@StefanCreates]

Ryan Blunt

[@jennychoajc]

Ryan Blunt

[@highlightproductions6347]

I can imagine a voicemail from Micheal: "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here. I was just checking to see if Ms. Nomer was home."

[@skitzyfizz]

Michael*

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@@skitzyfizz Skitzypiss

[@skitzyfizz]

@@randallmokjialung3592 skitzypiss

[@greedthenyavaricious]

I like how Michael smiles before he says "misnomers." Yes! I do know what a misnomer is!

[@Donaldbeebi]

"Your Funny bone," Me: is not funny "is not a bone." Me: ._. ok

[@damienwasabi]

+Mister Dee lol i wasn't the only one then :D

[@celestialtree8602]

+Mister Dee Lol, I thought that too (I forgot it was a nerve)

[@MrSpookersMcGeeThe1st]

That was funny....bone.

[@dmonkeyluffy62]

+EnderGaming Me too

[@arvaakuka8568]

Your comment gave me happy boner

[@Jombo1]

Michael had a full head of hair?

[@KDNG105]

+Nick Connor Now I'm sad because my hair is thinning at 18

[@expectnull]

+Kien D. N. then you might have an unhealthy way of life or eventually you even are stressed alot. only confronting yourself with stress, pushing yourself further relieves you in long terms.

[@sakmannakki7294]

No it's photoshopped

[@MultiCheeseLouise]

AGNOS: Or maybe it has nothing to do with stress and is entirely the fault of genetics. Try not to pretend you know stuff that you don't bruh

[@oaktadopbok665]

Where did you see a full head of hair?

[@acoolgiraffe822]

1:52 When I try to explain to FBI that I didn't commit a crime even though they got me on tape.

[@bittersweet9059]

Again. This deserves more credit.

[@antonkarbelius1773]

lmao

[@teamatfort444]

A Cool Giraffe “I SWEAR CP MEANT CHEESE PIZZA”

[@adrianbik3366]

"We can resolve this problem by realising, that oranges ARE apples."

[@mrafabrizi]

Oh no!

[@g0d5m15t4k3]

I just accidentally learned why the word for apple in Dutch actually makes sense. The Dutch word is sinaasappel. Though they call the color orange oranje. I thought that was weird and hadn't investigated it yet. So thanks for the help!

[@jeetbania]

Me: Hey what's up? Michael: But the question is what's *DOWN* ? **Vsauce music intensifies**

[@slotho1878]

So are you telling me that pop corn is cooked fruit?

[@cloud9821]

So are fried plantains and banana chips.

[@fyorrmcfyorr161]

Bread is a descendant of a fruit.

[@joshuamenard8874]

Wouldn't it just be cooked seeds?

[@clayel1]

oh god

[@ΒασίληςΓερμανίδης-ζ8η]

@@cloud9821 banana what?

[@kristianwilliams6347]

Wait! Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

[@joschahenningsen5204]

Yes, and I think that's beautiful.

[@johnsimun6533]

Hamburgler

[@biponacci]

Hamburgatonianers actually

[@spasoldatin6258]

@@biponacci Who told you that?

[@JamieFisk]

Yes, now shut up and keep eating.

[@JustaFrog1411]

2:55 can we just take a moment to realise how many tabs he has open

[@Kafkathelesbian]

How the fuck is his computer still running at that point

[@LucidMlem]

I thought the one reply was me saying "He loves tabs."

[@mrhobs]

He probably just opened a ton of new ones so they would all be too small to identify. That way he wouldn’t have to close the ones he was working on. Although he could have just opened a separate window. Meh

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@mrhobs could also just be a funny easter egg

[@mrhobs]

@@waffler-yz3gw True. A little commentary on how many of us browse the web heh. (A constant battle for me.)

[@Cowman2626]

Stigler’s law : the tendency to name things to honor someone else. *cough* “Stigler’s” law *cough*

[@mmmjjjxxxx]

Lol. Imagine if it really wasn't Stigler who proposed it.

[@lonestarproud7516]

Mind....blown 🤯🤯🤯

[@ghjcfgchv]

OOOH SHNAP BISCUITS

[@StarGarnet03]

It was co-obserbed by a sociologist called Robert K. Merton. Stigler's law follows its own rule.

[@hkaden6815]

10:44 I wonder how many tries it took to say that

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

"Michael is the most hated baby boy name in the us" X Æ A-12: "hold my lithium-ion battery'

[@paol7]

And karen for girls

[@officergreg1318]

Paolo Massoudf X Æ A-12 is neither boy or girl it’s robot

[@caringheart34]

@@officergreg1318 Why'd you say call X Æ A-12 "he's" then before the name "robot"?

[@arundas8870]

@@caringheart34 dyam

[@marlooconnor9073]

Æ

[@AnonimitySmith]

My goodness i just LOVE going back and watching the videos with Michael!

[@CorbyRichardson]

Friend 1: "He started it!" Friend 2: "That's only because he stole my pet bird!" Me: "We can resolve this problem by realizing that oranges... *are apples."*

[@kaushalyafernando]

Corby Richardson i read this comment while watching that part in the video... OR DID I? Play vsause intro.

[@framekixrr]

I DID TOO OMG

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

This knowledge will somehow stop North Korea from bombing us with their bombs that fly up three meters into the air!

[@kokozweeb]

Yes I we know. But why?

[@rendexrz2105]

iz rolf Oh my god, I was about to say the same thing. It's really strange, it happens pretty often. And it's useful, so I don't have to look for that part of the video. Ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ

[@KaitiKat216]

0:47 I legit thought he was gonna say “Or am I?”

[@gamriii]

You’re not alone

[@mrafabrizi]

Ms. Nomer

[@ursa2724]

His expression showed that he wanted to say it.

[@MikotoJinba]

DUN dududududu

[@hipbro3484]

"We can resolve this problem by realizing that oranges are apples." One of the many legendary quotes on this channel

[@Calthecool]

“You only know your past self and you can only help your future self” is an interesting thought.

[@howl1744]

Vsauce: I went to Singapore Also vsauce: or did I Vsauce again: oranges are apples

[@IchigoKurosakicool]

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here" *5 mins later* *Fried Bull Testicles*

[@corol2998]

It's 6 minutes later

[@JoaoVitor-vj9kk]

h

[@Elder74]

h

[@ahahm3]

Elias McIntyre 6:00

[@stinkycheese4359]

h

[@the_kraken6549]

There are two errors in the the title of this book*. If you're wondering what the second error is it's that there's only one error which in it self is an error.

[@gullgum]

God damn that's clever.

[@TheTouroVermelho]

Therefore, there's no second error, because the error would be the non-existance of errors. There you have it, a paradox.

[@nathanthompson4613]

DaRedBull3T No, because the error is saying there is an error, not the absence of the error

[@typhannieweits4966]

there is no paradox, simply two mistakes... perhaps a third we cant see

[@TheTouroVermelho]

Charles Yup Well, maybe the paradox is considered the second error?

[@coconutcore]

I speak for all Belgians, even years later, when I commend and thank Michael for mentioning the fries issue. We’ve been trying to fix that little misunderstanding for decades. I officially name Michael an honorary Belgian by the laws of our peoples. …as long as he promises to forgo drinking Heiniken, understands that British chips are inferior, and snorts at Swiss chocolate. Also, he must bow to Manneke Pis (or a tiny keychain image of him) at least twice a day. Thank you, Michael. You’re a hero to all of us.

[@guestlikesmemes]

"We can resolve this problem by realizing oranges are apples" How come when Micheal says it, he is funny, but when I say it im an idiot

[@seematiwari2708]

Dude 😂😂

[@lullabypoppera3914]

It's all about perspective, I think

[@薔薇-k2m]

How to stop watching VSauce at 4 am?

[@johnniewalker39]

Start at 2 AM.

[@abh1nandanraut686]

u cant

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

Lol what

[@alexcirco3347]

It is actually 4:02am wth

[@marlie4872]

Turn off your phone

[@Some__Guy]

That "Most disliked baby names" is pretty good. I knew at least 3 separate kids named Hunter growing up, and they were all assholes.

[@jezonesjezz7179]

Hehehehehhehe

[@marcodimario73]

Hunter Biden

[@jansobieski8414]

@@marcodimario73 Hunter Hitler

[@jansobieski8414]

@@marcodimario73 Hunter Trump

[@jansobieski8414]

@@marcodimario73 Hunter Stalin

[@dex1lsp]

"Kombucha" is another interesting gastronomic misnomer. The word actually comes from a totally unrelated Japanese kelp tea (that's literally what kombu/konbu cha means in Japanese). This name was misapplied by English-speakers to a very different kind of fermented tea from China.

[@themobileminecraftveteran2710]

Vsauce: memes Vsauce2: everything on a table Vsauce3: movie producer

[@higherquality]

but...

[@TrimutiusToo]

But what about D!NG the channel which was never named anything else especially anything not advertiser friendly?

[@higherquality]

@@TrimutiusToo D!ng: sex toys

[@stop6859]

5:13 I thought he was gonna say: "Your funny bone is not funny"

[@artirsaeki]

i was looking for your comment, thank you

[@mazintharwat6158]

Me too 😂

[@charbplus]

5:14 I always expect him to say "is not funny at all"

[@jxavier3876]

Same lol

[@doodoo2065]

I love how this comment implies that you have seen this video more than once Cant blame u tbh

[@p1ct0ch4t]

i don't know if anyone appreciated that miss nomer joke but i appreciate it michael

[@rubub8455]

"Dad, why is my sister's name Nevaeh?" "Because Nevaeh backwards is Heaven, and your mother loves heaven." "Thanks, dad." "No problem, kid."

[@duvan-solis]

Ajá, curious

[@robertelessar]

Couldn't Nevaeh be seen as another way of writing Hell?

[@osml]

@@robertelessar i like that

[@queijonoob1160]

Kid Gid is his last name

[@tom.parryjones]

@@queijonoob1160 Not Kid Gib?

[@TestTubeBaba]

2:54!!! The number of tabs open!!!!

[@nimiala8595]

TestTubeBaba lol

[@CowSaysMooMoo]

porn

[@faithful2b1]

XD

[@diamondhawk7427]

Keelan Barron spelling: guilty

[@FishKiller_0]

TestTubeBaba never heard of pornhub mate?

[@dontquotemethough2657]

"We can resolve this problem by realising that oranges are apples" -Michael 2014

[@boonspoog4340]

Your profile made me think I had a hair on my phone

[@Maraien]

Literally just changed the entire topic lol

[@Zachabruh]

I could listen to this man list misnomers all day. its so entertaining

[@klutzIDV]

"You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders." -Eric the Red

[@finnthehuman8865]

Never go in against a Secillian when death is on the line!

[@theroyalcat7010]

9:06 I didn't even realize it was you until you came into shot

[@MrPizzaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I didn't realize until I read this comment

[@severus5550]

so all all of them is Michael?

[@zachkurtis6807]

Note to self: never eat Rocky Mountain oysters

[@davidfarah]

😂

[@Andi-gl9io]

Yes I will always remember now...

[@yg6484]

For the bull’s sake.

[@KurtisC93]

You don't eat them, you suck them.

[@kibunjojo4499]

They taste alright. Not a big fan thou

[@otterball7896]

I love the sequence from 3:42 to 7:50 where he just changes our lives forever.

[@sal.odious]

What's the name of the background music in between those timestamps?

[@turbatg5759]

I really miss these videos

[@brigiteflora4502]

True

[@ІлляБілошицький-я2в]

Why did he stop doing videos like this one?

[@TheSadMusician]

Just go to DONG

[@alfae7771]

...Maybe the guy who named it was just lion.

[@zac9311]

...slow clap...

[@xLordEnder]

How do I know you're not lion to me?

[@klungusxyz]

Why you always lion

[@trDewy]

+Pika Pika Chu why u fuckin lyin

[@mojoforthewin3069]

god damn it

[@aidangarvey7049]

That awkward moment when I realize I was the least liked baby on the planet

[@aidangarvey7049]

Ethan Ho will do m9

[@sapphic_sophie]

Aidan Garvey welcome to the club buddy

[@aidanthewizard6139]

Aidan Garvey Yup, but it is spelled differently

[@sapphic_sophie]

Aidan The Wizard WHOOO loop holes ftw.

[@aidandecker]

Aidan The Wizard squad

[@braydenb6420]

Not even 20 seconds into the video and Im getting flamed for my name 💀

[@summertimesadness7365]

same 🫡

[@michaelmanyaboy3393]

same here…

[@prime2920]

2:55 geez how many tabs do you have

[@silverclawwarrior5933]

Exactly what I was gonna say!

[@hawwahamid2120]

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@arcticlark705]

i counted, he had 67 tabs.

[@prime2920]

doggo5 holy crap that’s a lot

[@joetayler2774]

Omg

[@korb9664]

"And I'm not talking about the daughter of Mr. Nomer" The face he made right after that looked like he was about to say "Or am I?"

[@nevod.]

#9. Michael #10. Jackson Hmm....

[@arpitamajumder9793]

Omg underrate comment hahahahaha HHAHAHAA

[@peshrawrakhtawan7253]

Ha ha!

[@madmannn9576]

OW! 🤠 YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL.

[@BetaMaster2]

ha

[@LucidMlem]

I'm bad

[@RedstoneNinja99]

The funky music during this video is called Mystery Train by David O'Brien

[@sal.odious]

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY SAVIOR

[@zirizo]

Everyone: did the color orange or the fruit orange come first? Michael: actually the tree came first Everyone: *Hold Up*

[@i-.i---i-a....m..a-.a--.a]

wait a second

[@jameschambers3981]

amazing avatar btw

[@thomashalsted1888]

Makes sense to me.

[@barbaricwarrior964]

James Chambers I think it’s horrible

[@jameschambers3981]

@@barbaricwarrior964 i think its a joke

[@loekiprins]

In the Netherlands there are still a lot of fruits called “apples” like pomegranates, they’re called “granaatappels” and oranges are calles “sinaasappels”

[@berryeater7377]

you should visit germany sometimes, we got way too many words with the word "apfel" in it

[@javeinne]

in swedish they're also called "granaatapples" but with a slightly different spelling

[@galladegamer3579]

Then came 2018 and the birth of penpinappes.

[@jeltje50]

And don't forget the earth apple "aardappel".

[@helmi4667]

Finnish too!! Granaattiomena is literally translated into granade apple

[@chickengamer136]

Cop: your under arrest! Michael: but what is arrest? Vsauce music plays

[@Bluey]

1:49

[@catalystcalamari]

And how much does it weigh? Is anything real?

[@cokyeena7836]

Thank you for giving me an existential crisis on daily basis michael

[@Frudge]

I love how vsauce will be out of context at first, but he’ll always manage to bring it back to the original topic

[@max10dler]

And as always... I just blew your mind.

[@Kog233]

Yes this deserves more likes than 20

[@OGMasterPiece]

At least that was original (i guess)

[@shadobian11]

Well, now it has 225 likes.

[@xoblivion1207]

I agree

[@milonantais6006]

DogoByte boo

[@ajforbes77]

So *that's* why the fruit that Adam and Eve ate was called an "apple"

[@ajforbes77]

PTHhTHTHTHTHthththththp... , RipTard: in youtube, topping someone's comment in the comment section is easy-peasy! (:

[@andreanna99]

Whoever said it was an apple?

[@jimmynutrin7235]

ajforbes77 never was an Adam and Eve

[@jolenewells3096]

1. apple was the name of many fruits 2.screw you jimmy nutrin nobody cares about how smart you are let people believe in their religions that's like going "oh hey you have an ugly voice go change it permanently okay?"

[@planetshine]

@Jimmy Nutrin you Muslim

[@Anthymn]

This is my favorite episode

[@thomassawyer9867]

Modern day philosophers: 1.) Vsauce 2.) Hugh Mungus

[@badhairlife6713]

*OH MY GOD* In 5th grade there where these three boys who everyone hated because they where pretty much the stereo typical movie jock/bully and their names where Aiden Braden and Caiden and aiden had a girlfriend named jaden

[@ketchupflavoredmustard5420]

Hi

[@luigraskullheart]

HOW

[@hughbowden5696]

@*_Lucky LiLy_* Words cannot emphasise my utter hatred for everything you stand for, your existence and that comment that doesn't rhyme. I hope that in the future, you will learn from this fateful mistake and know that I will be watching you and your comments to make sure you don;t try to pull a stunt like this abomination again. *Also look bold text*

[@cptnraptor]

This makes me sad. Also what is it with Muricans and spelling Aidan Aiden?

[@jewishnazi6400]

A blow

[@NotFine]

"i'm sorry" that is the saddest thing i've heard from michael

[@HOLDENPOPE]

I love how the constant throughlines in this video were names and whether or not you're the same person as your past or future self. The beginning, the bit about Singapore, and the end.

[@JeekayTenn]

The 9th most disliked baby name is Michael. The 10th most disliked baby name is Jackson. Michael + Jackson = HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED

[@animeslam7951]

Shit Joke + Shit Meme = Shitty Comment.

[@Xtrozop]

Anime Slam Shitty but accurate.

[@aguirretommy99]

YOOOOOOO YOU JUST GOT WRECKED

[@Dayz3O6]

Lmao

[@MrSupershazad]

What about micheal Jordan ? Now I don't dislike that ...name do you guys ?

[@misseli1]

10:01 Michael predicted his growing beard

[@user-dh6fx1ve9j]

And donating it

[@darshanpatel.1782]

@@user-dh6fx1ve9j 🤤

[@jaskirat9042]

We all love you , not your name. Great video Michelle as always

[@BenjaminHarries]

Jass Somal lol Michelle

[@layspotatogays122]

We hate the name. Petition to rename him Michelle?

[@londomollari5936]

The Artist formerly known as Michael.... 9 was Michael and 10 was Jackson because they believe the Moon-Walk was faked.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Him saying that makes my brain so happy it feels like a cheat code bro