What Is The Earth Worth?

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Vsauce: "Who Owns the Moon?": • Video
Vsauce: "How many Photos Have Been Taken?": • How Many Photos Have B...
Earth, Texas: goo.gl/qmozXa
Earth’s moons:
www.universetoday.com/15019/ho...
ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr...
Solar System speed around Milky Way: www.universetoday.com/18028/su...
Greg Laughlin equation:
oklo.org/2009/03/12/too-cheap-...
boingboing.net/2011/02/03/cosm...
History Channel Special:
shop.history.com/special-prese...
www.bullseyetv.co.uk/productio...
bpsfuelforthought.wordpress.co...
Human elements shirt: www.sciencemuseumshop.co.uk/ho...
Element values: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prices_o...
ShadyPotat0 calculation: / how_much_is_the_inside...
Asteroids:
Great video showing 34 years of asteroid discovery: • Asteroid Discovery - ...
star.arm.ac.uk/neos/anim.html
neo.jpl.nasa.gov/stats/
433 Eros: www.erosproject.com/erosfact.h...
Kepler search for exoplanets: kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/ani...
planets in Milky Way: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way
scanning the Milky Way: www.spitzer.caltech.edu/video-...
Nat Geo list of reasons Earth might be useful to other life forms: tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com...
Beautiful things animals make: www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/10...
Animals and ownership:
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/...
www.world-science.net/exclusiv...
Articles on Finders-Keepers, etc.
archive.archaeology.org/online...
www.nysm.nysed.gov/services/2...
Monkey Seflies:
www.djsphotography.co.uk/
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20...
non-human animal created works on wikimedia: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index....
Dog artist Tillamook Cheddar: www.tillamookcheddar.com
LEGO shell Hermit Crab: • Video
Custom built see-through hermit crab shells: vimeo.com/71005763
sneeze movie by Edison: goo.gl/Vmmh6c
Google Earth global timelapse: earthengine.google.org/timela...
Seflie from space: i.imgur.com/PnEMSM6.jpg
space launch seen from plane: • Space shuttle Discover...
selling the Brooklyn Bridge (without actually owning it): www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/nyr...

[@Vsauce]

You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

[@YodrizzleMashizzle]

sooooo what?

[@benjaminkilleen5525]

Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass. The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down. In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

[@WGUKNOW]

Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

[@cutza7]

Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

[@YodrizzleMashizzle]

CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

[@n00t_b1rd]

He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

[@Roberto-in2ru]

thank god somebody noticed

[@huzzzer6083]

I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

[@thetechnocrat4979]

I cannot unsee that now.

[@n00t_b1rd]

Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

[@solemnwaltz]

Lol I was thinking the same the whole time. Honestly expected him to reveal it.

[@unstablefusion3]

People: “Humans are priceless” Michael: “About $2,000”

[@bocajmaestro1730]

One human testicle is on average worth about 48 thousand dollars though that can be decreased or increased depending on who you're selling it to

[@Scienceguy-nh4ph]

The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

[@TheRockRock367]

Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person

[@zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860]

​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

[@noobslayer0333]

3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

[@impuhlse8990]

LMAOOOO

[@galarxyy]

He kinda succeeded

[@suicideistheanswer369]

He never makes fun of anyone or anything

[@immortalsun]

To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.

[@dittrichszabolcs2011]

Earth: *exists* Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

[@user-ke6yw2ib6k]

why were we both recommended this so late lol

[@turdboi-qv2xx]

@@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

[@anandsuralkar2947]

@@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

[@Kaledrone]

@@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

[@darkmetaOFFICIAL]

Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths *v i l l a g e r s*

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

[@sebastianstan9655]

That would be a nice challenge... no joke

[@toxic_shr00m]

Neat

[@naveenkumarsingh8790]

Is this thing possible: Yes but actually no

[@randomdude9135]

I've watched him so much that might pull it off

[@benjaminshields9421]

I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos

[@Tjstevens_]

Parents: "You are worthless!" Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

[@kingeggwardiii8131]

That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

[@jakeplumber1373]

Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

[@Mankeysbankeys]

1:39 “A light year …” Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

[@sudarshanlahoti3856]

Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

[@Mankeysbankeys]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

[@loganhuth]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

[@Puggylord316]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

[@cossicrots4290]

Me: I’m going to sleep Vsauce: Or are you?

[@Cobratate6000]

but what is sleep?

[@Internet_Guy99]

Why?

[@blackmagickingdom13]

Omg yes

[@cossicrots4290]

@@Cobratate6000 Something I don't get very much of.

[@Syndiate__]

@@Cobratate6000 And how much does sleep weigh?

[@tomcat3809]

I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

[@noyou1735]

Grammar!

[@tomcat3809]

@@noyou1735 no u

[@noyou1735]

@@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

[@damianmanuelchavez-4952]

vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

[@SuperFireTowerGaming]

I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

[@justme42300]

Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

[@wolfiemuse]

Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

[@somewhataddicted7685]

@@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

[@ferociouzmonk]

It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

[@applememes5372]

@@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

[@kewlishere]

7:03 "so far we have received zero offers" The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

[@loganhuth]

why does this only have 22 likes 💀 not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

[@hinchmiester9199]

Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

[@hinchmiester9199]

+WeebySpice haters

[@thatguyinthecommentswhothi6598]

Haha

[@ottavari746]

Noah Hinchee b

[@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065]

That guy in the comments who thinks he's funny

[@swaggymcgee7116]

"I've still gotta make a profit off this."

[@anaverageyoutubeuser]

“We are Earth’s first fart.” Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

[@YoshiLikesFate]

Where Earth poo

[@wakkle]

Philosophart

[@Mothdood111]

"what is the world worth?" "We are it's fart" I love you vsauce and everything that you do

[@uwuowo4856]

"Doesnt appreciate..." Shows a image of australia

[@Avokrypha]

Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

[@mcmarcuz23]

Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

[@jblack5994]

vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

[@dominicwilson309]

my positive message for the day... i am a fart

[@howardbaxter2514]

Welcome to Vsauce

[@MrTeddy12397]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[@Melkaro]

"The Moon, is a moon" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@primo_]

Snow is snowier now!

[@Melkaro]

@@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

[@FairyLightMoons]

and my roof here is made of roof.

[@evilxavage9070]

so my shelf over here is made of shelf

[@mutsissaatana5405]

Ah yes vsauce is vsauce Or is he?

[@derpo6396]

VSauce video topics always answer the question to that one thing you wondered at some point and then didn't think about again.

[@eliotloechner91]

I absolutely love you Michael Vsauce!! Every video is so knowledgeable and i am never disappointed!

[@Alejuandro.6500.]

#Stopbotcomments

[@KumoriNP]

​@@Alejuandro.6500.#Stop4ChanNeckbeardReplies

[@LadyVenus125]

​@@Alejuandro.6500.What? They're just congratulating Micheal.

[@MrPipav]

Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

[@AdamTheCannon]

True

[@deadchannel5933]

@@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

[@AdamTheCannon]

@@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

[@deadchannel5933]

@@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

[@george3781]

@@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

[@christianlitster2418]

Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?” Conclusion: “We’re farts!” This is why I love Vsauce.

[@harryrl6379]

Ik same 😂

[@aedenthegreatyt]

Same my dude

[@wenta24]

I thought you were joking, but i was wrong😂

[@salad1000]

bruh spoilers wtf

[@yellowfrog2259]

Lmao bruh lol

[@antekelektronik8788]

I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

[@None-Trick_Pony]

Probably my favorite Vsauce work! :)

[@MuzikBike]

I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

[@davidfonseca9095]

XD

[@rlstnnl1740]

dead joke :/

[@williamtattersall3528]

+Finlandball Finland has some juicy balls

[@jam9484]

Boo.

[@sethultragamer5749]

Lenny

[@rennaa]

Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

[@gamingschool1213]

I am the 69 like,

[@lolerskates876]

Pewdiepie could buy Jupiter

[@CroperCrape]

459? Hmmmm should I like?

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Lol

[@ronipletikosa]

come on micheal other people want planets too

[@quinnsouthall6633]

Aliens taking notes for the invasion

[@AngelaShiflet]

I always learn something here. That's why I love this channel 🧡.

[@moritz.s2859]

*"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

[@nekozombie]

never lost control

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

...said I was his friend

[@gjinhaxhiu2806]

Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

[@tutin9930]

Funi

[@gustavosousa8966]

The World already has an owner and he is DIO

[@Gergus]

What currency do they use in space? Star bucks.

[@HolidayTheLeek]

BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

[@varma101]

*ba dum tiss...*

[@fandomguy8025]

XD BOOOO!

[@Orangeninja5000]

....get out

[@andylannister5071]

What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

[@mattsmith656]

you are amazing, these videos make me emotional and I dont even know why

[@adityavardhanjain]

Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

[@Badvait]

Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

[@Badvait]

@Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

[@thomaslok5808]

Lol

[@greirath1771]

@@Badvait what do you mean?

[@Badvait]

Greirath do you not play minecraft

[@greirath1771]

@@Badvait the comment after that

[@penis42069]

MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"

[@emperorobama2566]

Quaxii ASMR Chandler: my feet were tired

[@FinnPotato]

Mitäs kauhamies?

[@crab_computer]

MrBeast in 2876*

[@melaniewojak3239]

And makes it all about Mr Beast

[@gtadamise162]

Morgz :

[@just-justice-here]

Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more

[@herethere2091]

I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!

[@micahphilson]

7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

[@WaaDoku]

Micah Philson Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

[@swxqt6826]

Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

[@maysteward1032]

Micah Philson s

[@huntertw]

man this video is old

[@micahphilson]

@@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

[@shatter5310]

8:06 This is why I always watched vsauce My brain just exploded

[@696190]

Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

[@outofstepbaritone]

SHATTER ever played half life 2?

[@gatecrasher9546]

@@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

[@Cxrlos..]

Boom

[@bichin3388]

Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.

[@KleinpeterHank]

7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

[@nulx8603]

spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

[@spheredude6003]

No honey, you already have an asteroid.

[@mas0nfootball6810]

@@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

[@faolancampbell4459]

I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

[@lullabypoppera3914]

@@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

[@nonkey5042]

@@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

[@jojojohn7841]

If you buy on black Friday It's just 20$

[@shrekonion8307]

imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

[@imwillixm]

Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

[@paige4855]

DeAl

[@rhodadonceras9801]

if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

[@lupusor7]

Stonks.

[@bashirmahmud1463]

10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE

[@Gamergoatw]

Man gonna keep me up at night

[@munazzahussain8055]

"The moon, is a moon" Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

[@exppalt2269]

munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

[@who-ny5oe]

That is Bullshit man!!!!

[@bennyo.schandl2430]

@@who-ny5oe , Öl Österreich Ää

[@bennyo.schandl2430]

@@who-ny5oe Was

[@earthterra8546]

Idk why but I laughed

[@ChupachuGames]

The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

[@thedicerunner7851]

Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

[@Terra-Antares]

Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

[@mutantpenguin6836]

Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

[@chettlar212]

Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

[@blackadam4064]

*insert blinking guy meme*

[@nicoschiavi605]

I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

[@legendaryspud3462]

The earth is priceless because it is a unique phenomenon out of the whole universe that contains all the joy, sadness and the general human experience. It is a beautiful place which we must preserve.

[@TrapnestShinigami]

Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...

[@Diegox045]

This comment deserves way more likes

[@faizalf119]

Trim Prism nuclear winter sales

[@_simon.s_]

Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!

[@jordanmicahcook]

THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL

[@guyincognito7771]

If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...

[@theloaf6063]

Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

[@davidsennholtz515]

TheLoaf thks, you saved me one there

[@PrettyLaiLai]

no

[@softwarejaguar9636]

Thanks man I was worried

[@daenerystargaryen1683]

too late

[@MandMs05]

That's how Michael starts all VSauce videos.

[@ronandynan1228]

"big deal, what's it all worth?" that had me dying for some reason 😂😂

[@ImQuiteGay]

I love that Michael just refers to all of humanity summed up by the words “hairless bipeds”

[@genostellar]

I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

[@penguindude1119]

Just leave

[@genostellar]

penguindude111 Why? =P

[@gmahi5]

+Geno Stellar that was cute loool

[@cherrysalsa]

+Geno Stellar lol

[@wendell2255]

i see what you did there hahahah!!!

[@KKeyov]

Q: how much is Earth worth? A: we had two moons! thanks michael

[@earthtoashlyn]

Lol every video

[@thischannelisover2801]

Randomy ikr

[@Preuen-zs1fz]

Randomy reminds me of my mother Me:what does this xbox one cost Mum:no i wont buy you another game

[@thebassics2478]

Daddy Michael.

[@pachik0]

verey guud

[@ripio3850]

Vsauce is the kind of guy to negotiate the earth with an alien civilisation

[@GuardiansofEarth007]

This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

[@samwallaceart288]

Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

[@RafaelMunizYT]

@Super Winnie Wili or is it?

[@sangria-margarita]

7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

[@mikephillips4864]

Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎

[@akshittt]

Transcription

[@pkmkb]

ok

[@netsight]

4:31 "make way for an intergalactic highway"-thanking you for all the fish! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🛸🛸

[@Hasanthe787]

Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic

[@KiwisCassie]

GameStop values it at $20.50

[@RyanInSD]

Thats awfully generous today!

[@renetomberg]

Ryan007 this needs more likes

[@jennyjacuinde301]

Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

[@moonrunner8791]

You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

[@mazinbajalan4334]

in store credit

[@Comment_User]

Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

[@mustaqimhadi6381]

Accurate we're a big joke

[@Jordanmac127]

Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

[@brodudeguy5528]

How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

[@mustaqimhadi6381]

bill rose they are probably much smarter

[@Vedvart1]

***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

[@nootypenguino]

Great video

[@user-fi1ci3it5s]

발음 너무 좋으시다!

[@kikisakura8189]

8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

[@kingpizzarat8999]

I bet that’s a real photo

[@shashwat4920]

@@kingpizzarat8999 i bet you clicked it

[@nemrody7828]

*Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars* Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture? Him: We are Earth's first farts

[@ayaan7990]

"Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

[@beanybain]

The first 2 lines just make me think of Two lovers, forbidden from one another A war divides their people And a mountain divides them apart Built a path to be together ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes... Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah! Best song ever 👌👌👌

[@ayaan7990]

@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

[@nidarshabandara9504]

@@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

[@user-om8bj]

remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

[@JasperTheTempoTheif]

I love how he’ll go on a rant for several minutes, before going off on how much the Earth is worth, switching topic, then rounding back to the original point of Earth’s value.

[@scottmanley]

At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed. I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

[@jojoroberson1315]

Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

[@imk2vin]

I was going to point out that they used your video. *Scrolls down* No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

[@williamtang899]

Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

[@Bartekkru100]

Scott Manley Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

[@jarivanv]

Rolan Tang science-ception

[@king_movie7861]

all this is worth $12 at gamestop

[@abominable5223]

King_Movie F U C C M Y L I F E

[@YoloMonstaaa]

S U C C M Y D I C K

[@kevindurantfakeaccountback6159]

You guys have amazing grammar.

[@swoops2811]

Kevin Durant Fake Account Backup Snake you don't get the joke

[@ObamanableSnowman]

Haha that's the trade in value

[@snazzyostrich]

0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across

[@sik_music]

"or does it?" *moment intensifies*

[@yoteslayerisawesome6]

Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

[@colinshaules7141]

Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

[@benz-vn6ur]

Person1: where do you live? Person 2: earth Person 1: ok smartass where on earth Person 2: Earth, Texas Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

[@gamelearing5504]

OMG lol

[@Smaqt.]

😂

[@louis_glock7075]

How do u not have more likes ☠️

[@Hawkgaming-pv5wb]

Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****

[@benz-vn6ur]

lillou856 factual and actual

[@JoelsVideoJunk]

LOL jeez you never cease to amaze me how far off into the galactic rhubarb you can get. Awesome video sir.

[@user-zs8yu4bc9t]

“Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂

[@SgtTikka]

Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

[@predator-7180]

😂

[@bluecupgaming2674]

I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

[@SgtTikka]

@scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

[@AkiraSatou]

No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

[@samsunguser3148]

A rat selling a whole building

[@slikybox7772]

The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

[@joey7710]

Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!

[@waahaah861]

I bid 2.981!

[@mcmarcuz23]

Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.

[@lennartfeldbrugge7665]

Sillybox777 und

[@theredturtle4309]

2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING

[@lightningfirst689]

The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.

[@LendriMujina]

10:24 This case has suddenly become a lot more important, because works created by AI were recently declared uncopyrightable for the same reason. While I don't know if this particular case was used as precedent in that ruling, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was.

[@tdmac5413]

Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time* Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

[@superkittypro6520]

Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

[@fluffywolf6300]

@Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

[@4P5MC]

It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

[@xylenox6112]

I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

[@christianjoseph6502]

we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

[@mars_over]

I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

[@Manu-bq3xh]

metalforever12345 Michæl

[@oyounes5945]

Lmaoooo

[@mohibwasay5102]

Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

[@thesheepsviolin123]

I still watch these today roll up in bed and stick one on there just timeless 👌

[@mrgreen888]

Vsauce is just freestyling science 🙏

[@Adam-nr3tb]

Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people. Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart. Classic Michael.

[@spiceydice6968]

Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

[@St-ef9ru]

@@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

[@iamhawkeye3162]

Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

[@zakuro8532]

@@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah

[@RubsNL]

Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

[@amadoudiallo7952]

is that your siblings

[@nekoeko500]

Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

[@rodolfolinares8254]

nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

[@nekoeko500]

@@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

[@FunkyJeff22]

@@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

Michael, you're not going to sell the Earth

[@sarvarbekdoniyorov]

Thank you for wastin my time in a positive way

[@cheekybum1513]

What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.

[@gayfrog3102]

good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit

[@kaihuizing5970]

+Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe

[@tagheuerwoods6241]

+Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?

[@dhruvam5765]

What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?

[@HelghastxISA]

Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.

[@ellipsis4549]

Me: How much is the earth worth? Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

[@PebsBeans]

How much is the earth worth? We are Earth's first fart

[@_catzee]

Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

[@keywestalert6329]

It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

[@hansojung8678]

8 years later and i still love these videos

[@funnyvideo-vn9kl]

Fr

[@jo2659]

Being high asl and listening to VSauce video is a trip to space😭

[@netherforager]

Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

[@sssswerth5323]

He would be like 90 years old lmao

[@adibhossain8790]

@@sssswerth5323 Really?

[@sssswerth5323]

@@adibhossain8790 ja

[@dentano5317]

@@adibhossain8790 92

[@champagneeee]

@@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Aliens when they try to buy Earth: Humans: *I don’t accept republic credits.*

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Aliens we are talking to the ants they own the earth not u ( theory of 0wnership of aliens is population) highest populated species owns the planet

[@crylune]

If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious

[@iwonttellyoumyname1091]

You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon

[@FinlayHamm]

what if my cells sold me?

[@oO1graffiti1Oo]

Finlay Hamm you are the collective consciousness of ur cells no?

[@BurningBridgeStudios]

@@oO1graffiti1Oo He was referencing the video.

[@pradeep2662]

Wrong comparison with the video's concept.

[@justsomeboreddouchebag6296]

*OR WOULD THEY???*

[@ricc1]

Plot twist

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

“What makes the earth worth it?” Me: You can breathe

[@itimelord473]

@Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao

[@FairyLightMoons]

Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right? I'm sorry.

[@ladyalicent705]

Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*

[@livethefuture2492]

What makes your mother worth it?

[@ultimateldrago847]

@J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions

[@cybershade2010]

Hey V sauce earth 🌎 is worth the whole wourld and that's what v sauce means to us thanks for the great videos

[@Gibzhy]

Lmfao I’m always waiting for that switch up on the questioning