Meet Metal Sonic

[@trumpeterjen]

"Oh look, it's our best friend and father, and secret lover Trails the Hedgehog" So Metal Sonic gets his information from DeviantArt, then?

[@braindeadduck]

Basically yeah

[@divinekitty1831]

Nah, can’t be DeviantArt, he didn’t once mention mPreg or SonicXEggman

[@TwistedIdiot02]

​@@divinekitty1831 Or diapers, or inflation, or obesity, or farting, or non-consensual foot tickling, or... you know what, I'm just gonna stop there. Looking back on it there is a good reason I stopped going to DeviantArt. Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna go see if drinking three mason jars of homemade rum will suppress these memories again.

[@agooseamoose6524]

Play trails the hedge fund

[@ichigolkurasaki1491]

@@TwistedIdiot02 Lmbo bruhh

[@bungallow8831]

I’m just now noticing, almost 7 years later, that Tails actually meant to shoot Metal Sonic but the bullet ricoched off of him and hit the actual Sonic.

[@sonicmariotoons]

Wow

[@TheRealUnKnown.A.I.]

Right

[@pendantperuke9440]

You just made me realize that

[@maheshbidjai5907]

If you look at 0,25 speed you see it

[@kapustinek525]

@@maheshbidjai5907 actualy if you do it in that speed then you realise that the sound is actualy not placed right when the shot hit sonic

[@nintendex9288]

metal sonic is basically youtube captions in a nutshell

[@Hero_of_Storms]

Ironically, the KZbin captions gets a great chunk of his dialogue correct in this video.

[@cojinator2308]

+ryhansen1 Yeah because the captions in this video weren't auto-generated.

[@Hero_of_Storms]

CojyTheDuck Yes they were. Because there was still quite a bit of dialogue that was incorrect

[@cojinator2308]

ryhansen1 The captions don't say auto-generated when they're activated and the description shows caption creators.

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

factcheck before you come with shit

[@Jaceblue04]

"The fastest Mean Bean Machine player alive." Now that Sonic Mania exists, we can confirm that this is true.

[@Yasins_Main]

Wasn't the mean bean machine originated from eggman's mean bean machine?

[@John_F_Kennedy627]

@@Yasins_Main have you played Sonic Mania?

[@Pringleworm]

@@John_F_Kennedy627 No that game has existed before sonic mania

[@John_F_Kennedy627]

@@Pringleworm No, you don't understand, I mean he most likely he didn't understand the main comment because he doesn't know (or forgot) that Chemical Plant's second Boss is a reference from the eggman mean Bean machine game, which came long before Sonic mania.

[@S0L3N01D]

@@Pringleworm except Sonic is actually present in Mania

[@pokepuff6727]

i just realized that tails shot metal sonic but it bounced of him and hit sonic

[@darthdank791]

Pokepuff Same i always thought he shot sonic

[@jabberwockydraco4913]

Pokepuff That’s actually funnier.

[@professorryze3739]

I thought tails is an idiot but now it makes sense xD

[@jaytoonz5736]

Ooooooooooooh ok now that makes sense

[@randomdudefromnowhere6205]

1:29

[@ethanedwards3357]

I do like how UNLIKE MOST "who's the real one" SCENES, Tails Actually shot Metal Sonic, but it ricocheted off of him and Hit Sonic.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

He's not Sonic, he's the racial slur. Didn't you hear Metal Tronic speaking so clearly before Fails the Headgear showed up?

[@ethanedwards3357]

Kronie ...GET OUT.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Ethan Edwards I shall not leave. I am a perfect clone of you, Wreathin MedBirds.

[@ethanedwards3357]

"..." My Brother: "What the, WHO'S THE REAL ONE?!" Me: "I AM!" My brother: "Don't worry, Ethan, I know the true you! (misses his shot and the bullet starts randomly ricocheting) DUCK FOR COVER!"

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Ethan Edwards ...Possible reference missed XD sorry pal

[@MetalMargatroid]

"oh hey, its the guardian of the Master Nacho, Chuckles the Enchilada"

[@queenofhatred9380]

"I DO NOT!"

[@errorbirdesther]

I want this to be real

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

*no oh*

[@MasterChild117]

I think you mean Nipples the Enchilada.

[@aamnotsuree154]

Metal sonic called knuckles "fist man the red hedgehog" in the video 0:46

[@mrapple8751]

"Goal: Collect all the Chaos Nachos" That just makes me laugh every time.

[@tasha6512]

Go collect all the chaos nachos Sonic okay where you getting this information from

[@tasha6512]

It is me metal I mean Sonic the normal Sonic flesh Sonic the human Sonic Sonic the heart farmer

[@samkresil6011]

Every word made my laugh so hard

[@MagitekBahamuto]

This video predicted Totinos Sonic Nachos from the 25th anniversary stream...

[@ashmander3465]

Nachos rule

[@Zack_Attack_X]

"It's our best friend, and father, and secret lover, Trails the Hedgehog." Someone's spent too much time on Deviantart.

[@PROTOBLUES90]

He was probably there with Luigi..

[@SuperiorChaotic]

When someone steals comments...

[@lazyliongames5858]

"Rival: Fistman the Red Hedgehog,"

[@xinxu6649]

@@lazyliongames5858 goal: collect the chaos nachos

[@Sunset94561]

@@xinxu6649 where are you getting this information from?

[@terazze334]

If you look closely at the end you can see tails shot metal sonic but the bullet deflected and hit normal sonic

[@sonic659659]

Holy fucking shit your you're right! I'm over here thinking tails was a dumb ass, but he was a true friend.

[@dominickperez2952]

Woah! I didn't notice that! I didn't see that the bullet went through his hole

[@skama4845]

i already said tha5

[@RoboWobo_]

I know

[@spaceguardian1121]

It's easier if you put it in slow motion.

[@dylancuro]

It's taken me three years to realise that the bullet ricocheted off of metal to sonic, in such an idiot...

[@boongus6315]

3...

[@hexlign5947]

Took me 4

[@soursyrup6065]

It took me three years as well.

[@cesarfierro9769]

Bruh same

[@britishjack9931]

took me a second

[@IronMoth.]

I love how he calls everybody a hedgehog except for sonic.

[@josearmortegah8093]

Lol you’re right!!

[@tasha6512]

Metal Sonic conex Dollar store the fastest meme meme machine player alive favorite food cold dogs rival fish Man the red hedgehog gold collect all the chaos nachos

[@Mihdndo]

He called tails Whales the hegdefun

[@xyezt387]

I think he said trails

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Yup

[@big_mike7950]

Ah yes, my favorite video game character: Flesh sonic

[@andrewlamprou8281]

Mine is Sonic the hot farmer

[@Random-uo7qf]

Mine is human sonic

[@slowpro6888]

Mine is Chronic the hehgebolg

[@mrfrogman9559]

Mine is conex the ledgedog

[@lazerstudios9982]

*Sonic trailer PTSD intensifies*

[@Thesavagesouls]

No matter how many times i'll watch it, the "sonic the hot farmer" will always gets me. Probably the best sketch of dorkly.

[@NightSpark11569]

I always thought he said Sonic the hog former

[@Eldoofus]

why was this a thing

[@epicdog3453]

"racial slur"

[@PoisonousPen]

It’s hog farmer 😅

[@minute0420]

@@PoisonousPen Press C while watching the video.

[@Brendan-kx8iy]

"The human Sonic" *Movie trailer PTSD intensifies*

[@jhonnycadillo1801]

Yyhhj9 B7h

[@boiboi6081]

It's gone now, it cant hurt you anymore.

[@amandaruzzano3929]

Brendan1021 05 Sonic isn’t human but yes people do make art work of him on the wonderful website A.K.A THE F*****g DEVIL

[@butteredsalmonella]

@Corbin Norton y'know a lot of people watches like a decade old videos right?

[@killblom3969]

No one: caption:connects the ledge dog.

[@Pixelcraftian]

Lot of people coming back to realise Tails actually shot Metal Sonic, I'm in the same boat.

[@sneerybog9399]

Lmao

[@raspiri]

Lmao

[@void9962]

Lmao

[@Soul.Resonant]

Lmao

[@EngiBox113]

yeah same here I came back and realized that he actually shot metal sonic aswell but it just bounced right off

[@ghostsclub]

2 years after watching this for the first time, I just fucking realized that Tails didn't mean to shoot Sonic.

[@raythekoopa3860]

?

[@AlberichY]

Me too XD

[@raythekoopa3860]

Nope_Wrong_Nope_Incorrect_Nope 1111 yea after reading the comment before you were here I just had notice when I looked xD

[@Tarkiltunnel]

You can clearly hear the ricochet from the bullet lol.

[@cosmiccosmo1604]

fuck I just noticed

[@joshuajayroe6972]

Our best friend, and father, and secret lover, Trails!

[@ashlynnnorton7818]

Metal Sonic: And Farther. Sonic: Ummmm.....Tails Did You Hear That? Tails: Yes. I Am Secrectly 20! And Am A......Girl? Me: I Know Declare That CANON!

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Ashlynn Norton Negative. Only Tronic the WedgePog can declare that canon!!!

[@ChouhouinNeko]

well etchally tails was suppose to be female

[@kegootheboi2828]

ChouhouinNeko Sonic:oh, ok (leaves)

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

That explains the weird title screen

[@pixelchu]

"Oh, Look! It's our *best friend*, *father*, and *secret lover!* Trails the Hedgehog!" LOL OK 😂

[@gians.9880]

I knew it

[@ericatrent89]

"SO MUCH OF THAT WAS WRONG!"

[@ericatrent89]

fenrisulfrts2 I DONT THINK THAT'S STILL POSSIBLE EVEN IN FANFICTION

[@tposedanksonicmeme1013]

"IT IS ME METAL..I MEAN FLESH SONIC THE NORMAL SONIC THE HUMAN SONIC SONIC THE HOT FARMER"

[@MetalSaucenic]

Pixelchu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@The-ms2ub]

Man, Bails the Wedgedog did an amazing job.

[@prettiest-girl-in-town]

Bro his name is kales the kedfog

[@rares2014]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ThatChester]

For 4 years I thought that Tails purposely shot Sonic for comedy. I only just noticed that Tails ACTUALLY did shoot Metal Sonic but the bullet ricochet to Real Sonic instead. Makes it even more funnier.

[@ReaperPeeper]

Kinda makes it less funny

[@matejakuzmanovic8331]

0:53 and to this day in an alternate universe he is still laughing

[@Cat23416]

Same

[@Moodzilla2020]

Same too

[@TheFallen552]

Fun Fact: Tails actually did shoot Metal, but the bullet bounced off his head and hit Sonic.

[@yo0an184]

REALLY?!?

[@TheFallen552]

Yes. You can clearly see it.

[@yo0an184]

+SCP-049 The Plauge Doctor Oh, I only just noticed. nice!

[@TheFallen552]

Yeah, it does take a while due to how fast it happens, but once you do notice it, it really makes a lot of sense.

[@your_dar_ling]

+SCP-049 The Plauge Doctor I SAW IT TOO OMG LOL

The fastest Mean Bean Machine player. Damn, that is one HARD game! I never got past that rooster guy.

[@L1am21]

ooh yeah its fucking ridiculously hard

[@THESONICSPEEDDEMON]

+L1am21 if we know what you mean lol

[@passing2010]

On what difficulty?

[@L1am21]

passing2010 it starts off slow and gentle and starts to pick up and when the time is right it gets faster and harder. you will be fully satisfied.

[@passing2010]

I know a little bit about that considering I beat it twice last time i played.

[@realCaveJohnson]

I love how Tails, instead of using his signature attacks, just pulls out a fucking M9

[@pancakesstudios2650]

Every one is gangsta until taiils pulls out a fucking pistol

[@kazbramble499]

@@pancakesstudios2650 true

[@omnisans1649]

@@pancakesstudios2650 That one Starbomb song confirms it

[@adre2194]

What's his signature attack?

[@realCaveJohnson]

@@adre2194 Using his many tails to fly, running like Sonic does, etc.

[@isaiahnavarro8268]

The funny thing is he actually shot the right person but the bullet deflected

[@donovanulrich348]

Why dosent Robotnic have a gun 🤦‍♂️😂😂 If shooting sonic is that easy, he had rings

[@derpyFx]

Yo nice details 👌

[@Morboeatspeople]

Damn, good eye!

[@marksparks3657]

Maybe it gone through him

[@ryandennison8754]

That would explain his expression at the end.

[@xunsu2020]

Metal Sonic: chaos nachos Mecha Shadow: where's that darn doodle dang 7th chaos nacho?!

[@DougSalad]

It's... actually nodules. Sorry about that

[@Sharpteeth32]

Eh, at least you tried.

[@shadyzac5475]

It’s actually the 4th one

[@buccaneerguy8197]

So mecha shadow is a southern? xD

[@Southparkfan598]

@@DougSalad Nope, the subtitles prove it's nachos =T

[@rielsriels8989]

Damn I was hope metal sonic would have said "nuh heat"

[@coralmaynard4876]

Hest bomment cere XD

[@ajcadin]

Hory sheet they yotes should ave dun that

[@NotoriusBenjamin]

Rielsis [Riels] j

[@clericofchaos1]

This will never stop being funny. Even after all these years "Oh look here comes our best friend and father and secret lover" is one the funniest lines of all time.

[@darkprince2417]

"The fastest mean bean machine player alive" Now it's true in sonic mania

[@kimberlykrapohl3238]

I wish there was more to it in extras.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

By certain metrics. I mean, the Mean Bean Machine player who also happens to be fastest on foot, sure. But there may well exist, in the Sonic universe, someone who can play the game much faster, like those insanely good Tetris players. Tails might well beat Sonic in that regard!

[@reytorres1888]

@@kimberlykrapohl3238 mean bean machine

[@Eldoofus]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated bean- I mean, you're not wrong

[@Moon_5962]

666 likes

[@cameronlapage7386]

Will the racial slur be able to defeat the villainous big dog?

[@andymoore8835]

Find out next time on Blonic the bed lodge!

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

+Andy Moore you mean Conex the ledge dog

[@FalconPastry]

He'll need whales the hedgefund's help

[@thebiolibrary5572]

The blue bakeman must defeat metal I mean flesh sonic the human sonic the hot farmer to escape with the chaos nachos in his grasp!

[@ilcapitano648]

Will Conex the Ledge dog ever defeat his metal copy? Will his secret love for his father Whales the Hedgefund be exposed? And will Dr Robotnik ever overcome his girlfriend issues? Found out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

[@hotrodthe1]

Surprisingly the captions work 90% well on Metal Sonic.

[@jaminjames2517]

omg he just said favorite food called dogs XD

[@vepaot]

I lost my shit at "Pablo bockman", thank you for this suggestion.

[@THESONICSPEEDDEMON]

+Blackstar I already did when metal sonic said conix the ledgedog

[@mellowmelly9258]

+Blackstar lmao

[@KEL5isGodrules]

by robots, for robots

[@TheTatermeister]

1:35 WALES THE HEDGEFUN

[@YasashiNoKage]

Huh, neat

[@2003EIK]

Huh. Neat

[@kingshoutmon5256]

Donut X〖The Architect〗 Metal Sonic: Nuh. Heat.

[@tboy2711]

Didnt expect to see you here lol Btw you have like 500 likes lol

[@easilygears9447]

Abandoned Channel [New Link Coming Soon] huh neat

[@jtholomew478]

someone had to say it 😏

[@JoshuaVlogs4076]

Tails:Huh Neat Me:tell me about it

[@chrisbogan6519]

Omfg he called him "the Racial slurr" that one actually made me laugh

[@goofybutserious4807]

Yo! You a SONNICA! SONNICA! ALL HEDGEHOGS ARE BLUE AS HELL AN YOU IS A SONNICA! 😂

[@propheinx2250]

Sonic The Racial Slurr

[@peytonluiz4]

Aaron blur

[@generalfloppa5798]

Sonic: really

[@dmann5938]

Here’s one “THE ARRON BURR, sir”

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

I love how he said “Human Sonic” as if that was the default lmao

[@internalforce]

@ILGVARSBOSS and flesh sonic the normal Sonic and Sonic The Hot Farmer

[@youallsuck9824]

But Sonic isn’t human…

[@youallsuck9824]

He’s a Hedgehog…Not a human….😑

[@internalforce]

@@youallsuck9824 that's the joke

[@mahmamia5100]

@@youallsuck9824 That's the joke, dingus.

[@pvzstuff3698]

1:20 I mean flesh sonic, the normal sonic, the human sonic, sonic the hot farmer

[@jordancoleman4383]

Sooo much of that was wrong!!

[@Kayiweeraphan]

don’t worry sonic! I know the real youu.. *shoots*

[@muziklol69]

onion sonic

[@Tttttttttttttttt2]

@@Kayiweeraphan Way to take out the phony fake imposter, Whales the Hedgefun.

[@PokémonFan214-n9q]

@@Tttttttttttttttt2 🛎️

[@darkmatterfan6197]

Metal Shadow:Where's That DAMN Fourth Chaos Nacho?!

[@dragonmaster0004]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@becdoesyoutube]

You mean Metal Shadow: Where’s that goshdiddlydarn fifth out of twenty-fourth Chaos nachos? (Just my take on the line :v)

[@roberttufts1451]

Shadow ate it

[@justarandomfan2421]

xD

[@dumbboi8965]

Why do i see you everywhere leave me alone

[@iscottista1950]

Still seeing if any people still missed the whole bullet richochet off of Metal Sonic.

[@totallyhuman7296]

Yeah, I noticed that, at the end you can even see tails face at the end thinking 'oh shit what have I done'

[@DJACKnight]

Bot to mention the metal sound.

[@gamerboss333]

I saw it.

[@scxres6755]

Renegade Scottista yea saw that

[@bobjoe109]

I totally missed it the first time. Reminds me of X-men First Class.

[@БрухБрух-щ7и]

"The fastest Mean Bean Machine player alive.." *THEY KNEW THE FUTURE*

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

*They can see the futuuuuuure*

[@phantomkat6633]

Sr. Favo Posso deixar vazio sim TFS reference?

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

@@phantomkat6633 Most definitely. Also, F

[@phantomkat6633]

Sr. Favo Posso deixar vazio sim 👊🏽 , F

[@БрухБрух-щ7и]

@@phantomkat6633 F

[@AllisAlt]

i know a lot of people are mentioning tails shooting metal and the bullet ricocheting but I honestly love how quickly things escalate with him pulling out a gun 3 seconds after landing and the implication that tails just had a gun on him to begin with and at the ready

[@AllenTheAnimator004]

If Metal was this hilarious in a Sonic game,I would've finished that game easily

[@theflaasmomflyr8691]

“Theee Racial Slur!” And that was the last reported sighting of TheFlaaa.

[@drac3650]

And then they all kissed Trails and got super pregnant The end

[@NativS2002]

Pedro Gomes Luigi!!!

[@MMayel26]

Pedro Gomes LUIGI STOP MAKING GUIDELINES

[@davidlarkin1040]

DON'T FORGET WAWA-LUIGI !

[@MMayel26]

Drewb luigi has an addicion

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

tehy gets gregnant?

[@codinginflow]

When you build metal sonic with ChatGPT

[@somecallmejoey]

*"THE RACIAL SLUR"*

[@kir_b]

😂

[@Superfan109]

JoeyGaming Sonic: “Really?!”

[@brentgarcia8334]

0:30 Chronic the Hedgeblog 0:37 Conex the Ledgedog 1:08 Trails the Hedgehog 1:35 Whales the Hedgefun

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

Brent Garcia, metal can’t stick with one name, ONE NAME!

[@pussy_destroyer666]

best OC Ever! sarcasm

[@ParleLeVu]

It's "hedge fund". Google it.

[@M1K3.]

tap on the first and second time stamps and it will sound like a song

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Fails the headgear

[@abhigyanraj7302]

A masterpiece even 8 years later.

[@briarmason8737]

Metal Sonic is literally the Sonic fandom personified. *_Huh... neat._*

[@random_jae5886]

And fistman.....

[@gurvmlk]

How so?

[@ryandennison8754]

@@gurvmlk bad grammar I guess?

[@gurvmlk]

@@ryandennison8754 Don't really see what grammar has to do with a fandom, but alright.

[@ryandennison8754]

@@gurvmlk me neither, that’s just my guess

[@Master0fHyrule]

The voice of tails.. is that the same voice actor from "sonic for hire?"

[@thatguyinastore]

This is the same guy who animated sonic for hire

[@mrm64]

lol you're late to that i see :P

[@TheEscody]

Yes

[@IRNatman]

*Trails.

[@thatguyinastore]

I got 16 likes for pointing out the obvious!

[@Neetaku86_vt]

Sooo... Robotnik basically downloaded DeviantArt fanfic into Metal Sonic?

[@LordDaroon]

i hope that isn't the same me cause if so i will go to Sonic only to be destroyed like sega wants to do to me

[@sharknom4131]

Marcus Allen Yeah

[@CloudyNight2156]

Oh God have the males too much yaoi.

[@jacobmonks3722]

I think all of you missed the joke. This is how Metal Sonic was defeated in the Sonic the Abridgehog movie.

[@kimberlykrapohl3238]

During robot intercourse, I am not surprised.

[@diacosiapentacontahex]

I like how Metal constantly mispronounces "Hedgehog" when referring to Sonic, but when referring to other characters that are not hedgehogs, it can say "hedgehog" without fail.

[@Pomlithe]

Chaos Nachos sounds like a Mexican dish that makes you shit for seven hours straight.

[@SenpaiYuriYT]

i see what you did there

[@kxmode]

They sell those at Taco Bell. They're called XXL nachos.

[@Mister8]

WE MUST FIND ALL 7 CHAOS NACHOS! TO TACOBELL!

[@JodFantasy]

*Farts to the moon

[@TeacherLuisAlaniz]

i am Mexican, and Chaos Nachos DO exist around here... except than they make you shit more than just 7 hours...

[@hautakleightontam771]

This is far and away one of Dorkly's most underrated skits. The pacing and wordplay was fantastic! By the way, Metal Sonic sounds eerily like people completely new to the Sonic franchise.

[@ibroz2136]

Metals Sonic's mouth can't hurt you Metals Sonic's mouth = 0:53

[@PokémonFan214-n9q]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@TURBOBLU-fx6mn]

“Rival fistman the red hedgehog” gets me everytime

[@MrDaranel]

"Way to take out that phony fake imposter, whales the hedge fund"

[@Extremezotako]

Lol

[@karenruble4989]

It's "Whales the Hedgefun"

[@donovanulrich348]

Lol 😂 The subtitles say fun But listen, he says wales the hedge fund. 😂😂 And that’s after the bullet bounced off metal sonic

[@scorchx3000]

Rival: Fistman the Red Hedgehog? Oh damn it, I've been calling him Knuckles for years, why didn't anybody tell me I was saying it wrong?

[@commander144]

Michael Gaddass ***** Because you both are horrible people who should be ashamed to call yourselves sonic fans. For shame on both of you, for SHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEE!

[@scorchx3000]

commander144 It's strange, but I recall Fistman being named Knuckles in the sonic 3 instruction manual and games called Sonic and Knuckles, as well as Knuckles Chaotix. Eggman was also named as Robotnik. Guess it was a European thing or something.

[@commander144]

Michael Gaddass Yeah, you're probably right. Well, you know more about this than I do anyway. On the other hand though.... FOR SHAME!!!! *jumps out a window*

[@commander144]

***** Oh yeah, that isn't even going into the various continuities of the sonic mythos, ranging from the cartoons to games to a school boy who just turns into the sonic. Yeah, the Robotnik/Eggman thing isn't even scratching the surface of the SEGA US/Japan thing. Uh, I mean FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!

[@markbrown8425]

Tails is an idiot

[@mementomori9996]

Let's collect all the Chaos Nachos!

[@imperix88]

gOTTA gO fAST

[@brandoner7077]

1:13 This scene reminded me of that SpongeBob episode "Imitator Crab" in which Plankton using a robot copy of Mr. Krabs tricks SpongeBob to obtain the formula but when both crabs obviously run into each other, SpongeBob begins to ask which of the two is the real one pointing a hose of tartar sauce at him and at the end shoots sauce at the real Mr. Krabs.

[@RyanBowlesCarsGamesVLogs113]

Metal Sonic 2017 "We are completely matched in every way, Chronic the HedgeBlog."

[@SayaNorwich]

that's actually 2014

[@mattblue6694]

That's precisely what I said, Conex the Ledgedog

[@dr.badtimes3660]

*Look of sheer disappointment.*

[@mattblue6694]

Favorite food: Cold Dogs, Rival: Fistman the red hedgehog Goal: Collect all the Chaos Nachos

[@JustFonn_]

I’m programmed to think exactly like u the blue barf man

[@guima123]

"Collect all the chaos nachos" I'M DEAD!!!

[@neopolitan21]

Collect one of every Dorito nacho flavor

[@LordDaroon]

Shadow The Hedghog i wasn't expecting uou to be someone who watch's youtube video's too

[@hasantakrouri7251]

Guima Gamer yeah, I want a chaos nacho!

[@KazumiKun]

Le autocorrect be like: "Chronic the hedgeblog" "Connects the ledgedog" "The fastest mean bean machine player alive" Favorite food: cold dog Rival: fistman the red hedgehog Goal: collect all the chaos nachos "The blue barf man" "The aaron blur?... The racial slur?" "Oh look! It's our bestfriend and father secret lover, trails the hedgehog!" "It is me, metal- I mean flesh sonic! The normal sonic! The human sonic, sonic the hog farmer." "Whales the hedgefun"

[@errorbirdesther]

I want this to be on a shirt

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

Nothing is right with any of that

[@errorbirdesther]

@@SomethingBoutEclipse it's like youtube captions

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

Error BirdEsther I know

[@medexamtoolscom]

but hedgeblog and ledgedog aren't real words, so why would autocorrect change anything to them?

[@jyat3142]

this lowkey predicted ai writing

[@whateverr64]

yeah literally

[@ldmt1995]

Sonic the hot farmer? Someone's been reading my fanfic.

[@raybrine7690]

Wait wa!?!

[@ericatrent89]

ldmt1995 wat

[@theunknownblock5942]

ldmt1995 it's pretty good, but in chapter 4, ogle is spelled with one g.

[@zachbrancato1970]

SO MUCH OF THAT WAS WRONG!

[@_texan306]

Hog farmer

[@Bluk34dewnxt3]

Dr. Robotnik used Deviant Art to program Metal Sonic.

[@THEANIMEFANZ_]

I prefer 4chan and its troll bord

[@violetthebat8810]

omg.😂😂😂

[@coolsupersonicbro8233]

Metal sonic say tails the baby

[@iriszeldaana]

Exploding Penguin nope, tumblr

[@Dr.Gaming98]

Exploding Penguin and he used internet explorer for deviant art

[@DaVideoGameBeastr]

"May be slightly buggy" Sonic 06, Sonic Boom...yeah.

[@THESONICSPEEDDEMON]

+ sonic lost world

[@kylecampbell565]

And KZbin automatic captions

[@horesfan400]

"slightly"

[@blazewolf7445]

All correct answers of Metal Sonic: 0:30 - Chronic the Hedgeblog and Conex the Ledgedog - Sonic The Hedgehog 0:40 - The Fastest Mean Bean Machine Player Alive - The Fastest Man Alive i think 0:43 - Fav Food - Colddogs, Rival: Fistman The Red Hedgehog, Goal: Collect The Chaos Nachos - Fav food: Chilidogs, Rival: Knuckles the Echidna, Goal: Collect the Chaos Emeralds 0:57 - The Blue Barkman and The Eren Blur and The Racial Slur - The Blue Blur 1:08 - Trails The Hedgehog and Whales The Hedgefun - Tails The Fox

[@thequesper4418]

Nobody corrected you… Sonic’s title is the fastest THING alive.

[@Bobby-o2t]

Tails' title is Miles "Tails" Prower.

[@bejamillion2]

To clear up any misconceptions, at the end he says, "Way to take out that phony fake impostor, Whales the hedge fund!" In case you don't get the joke, a whale is slang for a gambler that has or spends a lot of money in a casino. And a hedge fund is a limited partnership of investors that uses high risk methods in the hopes of getting a lot of money.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Thank you for clearing that up, Fails the Headgear.

[@aradiati0n]

Thanks for the clarification, Oreo the cheese shoe.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Mario Sonic Paint ...Who the what huh?

[@fakeaccount6372]

they said whales the hedgefun if you turn on captions soo......

[@gabyreyes5162]

Thank you Thredfought slex foor twa

[@rerunrehak]

This is to all the people who think Trails the Hedgehog shot the REAL racial slur. Look at 1:29. You can clearly see a sprite of the ricochet when he shot Metal resulting with the REAL sonic getting shot.

[@rerunrehak]

Salvatore Pabey Why would tails be a racial slur?

[@Albert_7]

@@rerunrehak nice name

[@mikoaj5002]

Yea i noticed too

[@Tttttttttttttttt2]

@@rerunrehak 1:30

[@SkullMayCry12]

Why can’t Metal Sonic be like this in all Sonic games 😂😂😂😂

[@RoxBrushh]

Yeah

[@SlayerSoul13]

Maybe because he doesn't normally talk.

[@SkullMayCry12]

@@SlayerSoul13 true but there are some games that he does talk like Sonic Heroes for example.

[@SlayerSoul13]

@@SkullMayCry12 Oh, really? That's interesting.

[@jacobbryant1973]

Well, there's that abridged sonic movie where Metal's personality is just... a delight.

[@geovannyyt7876]

This kind of gives me “ how can you defeat somebody that you can’t recognize” vibes

[@dry4smash946]

Can you change the speed of the video (to slower of course) in the moment where tails shoots sonic ? /:

[@gogetabluef4566]

"Theeeeeeeee racial slur!"

[@kingcamelot1395]

Mustafa Arif Really?

[@uncleruckus714]

Oh look! It's our best friend & father & secret lover Trails the Hedgehog

[@bread_the_god6737]

witch one is the real sonic!

[@SteveCKim-xb1hp]

What? Are you serious? I am clearly...the real sonic!

[@scxres6755]

Don't you hate autocorrect

[@Blueb666]

Darvino the 1st perfect

[@penguinplayer0662]

Yep

[@lkturtlsndShrkz]

Wow

[@LAV-III]

In dead

[@LAV-III]

I mean indeed

[@23madberty]

Oh Conix The Ledge Dog...Classic game...Classic....

[@23madberty]

***** Do you even know what his favorite food is? OBVIOUSLY cold dogs silly.

[@pokeperson78]

***** actually its sonic the hog farmer

[@NaturalOmen]

***** I#m more impartial to Wales the Hedgefund

[@EuclideanAl]

***** I think it's actually Chronic. With en H '-'

[@pokeperson78]

AzureDarkGod cronic is not spelled with an h...

[@sophisticateddozen]

Everyone is talking about how the bullet ricoched, but nobody’s asking where Tails got the gun from.

[@memorableman3709]

Chronic the hedgeblog Conex the ledgedog The fastest mean bean machine player alive F. Food: colddogs rival: fistman the red hedgehog Goal: collect all the chaos nachos Best friend and father and secret lover: trails the hedgehog or whales the hedgefun. He is the eren blur, the racial slur, the blue barkman. Its him metal- I mean flesh sonic, normal sonic, human sonic, sonic the hotfarmer. -Information provided by wokopaddia

[@tajeedobbins7115]

Lol😂😂

[@Andrew.Mac0007]

ignacio lopez taboada *aaron

[@Cyndaquil790]

And it's Whales the Hedgefund

[@personwithdelta]

Laugh

[@metalsonic7785]

It's Sonic The HOG Farmer look at title...

[@A_ZEAL0T]

Wales the hedgefun.

[@kegootheboi2828]

Mentos ' Whales the hedgefuc- - fun

[@Stauf1515]

Hedge Fund*

[@user-ck4fz1mw3z]

Ramiro Vazquez no,he said Whales the hedgefund

[@Oat_meal_YT]

Mentos. I lost it!

[@xmagic2323]

I noticed that tails shot metal sonic and it ricocheted

[@TempSlothy]

xMagic666 I saw that too

[@soociesoocie]

no shit

[@amp5962]

I know it took me so long to see that

[@a.n.s.r.5128]

I like how metal sonic is sightly bigger than the actual sonic,great animation

[@HolidayTheLeek]

I love how metal sonic says "Goal: Find all of the Chaos nachos"

[@NegativeNanase]

I hear chaos nodules.

[@fizzyegg]

Mimikyu: That's right, Sneakashoe the Manetric house. PIkachu: It's Pikachu the Electric mouse! Mimikyu: I know, Knee-kaboom the Metric Spouse.

[@mattehwizard1979]

It is i Mimikyu no i mean Pikachu, the real Pikachu, flesh Pikachu, Pikachu the Pokemon trainer

[@yinthetrueplayer9769]

...........so much of that was WRONG!!!

[@amari5886]

Rowlet: Don't worry Pikachu! I know the real you.

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Amari Wilkins *rowlet shoots mimikyu, and mimikyu dies due to not being metal like metal sonic*

[@Yaboingus]

Way to take out that phoney fake impostor letuce the flappy bird

[@shadusnox]

Oh look! It's our best friend and father and secret lover trails! I guess he must be getting his information from the internet then....

[@youngkillaprime3789]

"Chronic the hedgeblog, Cronex the ledgedog" metal sonic got me dying😂😂

[@aaronsmith1023]

He's just so confident and wrong at the same time 😂😂😂

[@saymyname8925]

Like a Trump supporter

[@williamholt3940]

Like my mom.

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

R/ConfidentlyIncorrect To the Metal you are talking about, not to you, obviously.

[@josh_the_alien]

Me during my childhood

[@tasha6512]

Wait eggman has a girlfriend

[@JonatasAdoM]

"Don't listen to him Trails."

[@kingcamelot1395]

@Foop2006pizza 202 SO MUCH OF THAT WAS WRONG!!!

[@rickycarr4337]

Don’t worry sonic, i know the real you

[@senpie9087]

Ricky Carr *shoots Metal Sonic but the bullet bounces off and hits Chronic the Hedgeblog*

[@rickycarr4337]

@sen pie way to take that phony fake imposter whales the hedgefun

[@dmann5938]

Theeee Racial Slur :D

[@nicholasmachado3668]

For almost three years, I thought Metal Sonic was saying "THIS man, the red hedgehog" and was refering to Eggman, but instead he was saying "FIST MAN" and was refering to Knuckles.

[@stephaniehobby373]

"Oh look! it's our best friend and father and secret lover trails the hedgehog."

[@turbobist2889]

"Don't worry sonic... I know the real you." Shoots metal sonic but the bullet bounces off to the real sonic because he is made out of metal.

[@andrewlamprou8281]

Way to take out that phony-fake imposter, Whales the Hedgefun.

[@tommydoez]

metal weak to hedgehog quills

[@skeleman6088]

It's not easy to aim directly at something and accidentally ricochet it to someone else

[@scouttf2143]

Fluff Jr its made out of metal what do u expect

[@medexamtoolscom]

@@tommydoez But apparently not to bullets. Or maybe the metal hedgehog is made out of metal NOT weak to hedgehog quills. That video (if video game bosses were smart) is the only of dorkly I have actually liked, it's so memorable.

[@NotASpyReally]

Ok but, if Metal Sonic was programmed to think exactly the same as real Sonic, then wouldn't they have the same objective? And become teammates? Lol

[@niikkit]

Same

[@Zorro9129]

Could be a sleeper agent.

[@ericatrent89]

NotASpyReally ....Wales the head fun (brought to you by google) explain this

[@NotASpyReally]

LandFyre ImTypingThisBecauseIHaveTo what?

[@silvertotodile6958]

Well thats what happend in the Sonic movie anime thing, but it was more of a last change of heart.

[@Mastercrazybird]

...So this guy's database is fanfiction.net. ok.

[@adampalmer7387]

Mastercrazybird more like speak and say

[@manictiger]

Or Deviant Art.

[@realLucasSilva]

0:35 That's precisely what I said? Mario, the fastest Puyo Puyo player alive.

[@megasonic2156]

"That's what I said, Conex the Ledgedog" "We are identical in every way, Chronic the Hedgelog"

[@szymps]

I see you possess the ability to hear and memorize what is said long enough to write it down. Good for you!

[@LiamAnthony_]

Strange, isn't it?

[@yes5937]

Liam Anthony GRRRRRRRRR

[@Oat_meal_YT]

XD

[@guilhermecoutinho5606]

Liam Anthony nope

[@Bro-cx2jc]

You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, SINCE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO

[@user-wk6tp1og3l]

1:14 new lore tails has a gun with him at all times

[@DW9427]

I love how Sonic starts off concerned for Robotnik's relationship but quickly doesn't care anymore after he brings up the fact she's a robot.

[@SammyPeterson]

Meet Chronic the Bledgehog The fastest Mean Bean Machine player alive Favorite Food: Corn Dogs Rival: Fistman the Red Hedgehog Help him find all of the Chaos Nachos

[@ChibiTails]

He said "cold dogs". Because "chili" sounds like "chilly" which means "cold".

[@SammyPeterson]

oh I thought he said corn dogs

[@deadmau5disturbed13]

Sammy Peterson You not only couldn't make an original comment, but you fucked up the unoriginal one.

[@SammyPeterson]

well sorry about that then, yeah when I do think about it it is kind of lazy. So I'm again sorry about that

[@SammyPeterson]

and I'm sorry I messed it up

[@explodingcreeperanimatione1349]

0:40 when somebody who doesn't know anything about sonic trying to give information to a sonic fan

[@alexj5326]

1:07 "and secret lover" AHAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@tincan8979]

“and father”

[@sheikhu1039]

"Racial slur" &"Whales the Hedge fund" are Wild😂😂😂

[@VanguardJester]

this is why the original metal sonic couldnt speak.

[@Shadow-gx6lx]

That made my day XD

[@superlombax1561]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@VanguardJester]

Houndoomgirl77

[@VanguardJester]

Houndoomgirl77

[@Houndoomgirl77]

fistman the red hedgehog XD