Mario's Rare Item

[@garuelx8627]

I'd say this captures the item hoarding mentality of players pretty well. I myself save a Hammer Suit for Bowser for a rewarding finale.

[@dylanzlol7293]

My issue is a tad bit less extreme, i only hoard the best items, ill have a normal amount of potions and super potions, but ill sure have a lot of hyper potions and max potions on my rpgs!

[@Yenzear]

@@dylanzlol7293 I too and I allways dont even need them at the final boss because I forget about having them at all xD

[@littleender3843]

Same like on subnautica I never use the nutrient blocks because they're too good and limited

[@warlockd]

Resident Evil is the biggest copalite for me. I always end up with more shotgun shells and grenades at the end.

[@littleender3843]

@@warlockd "copalite"? What are you a nerd? You use big words like "sandshrew" or "of" cause you a big word using nerdy

[@NightShadow720]

At least this time Toad didn't rig the Toad House. And 50 years is totally worth the wait for the use of the Tanooki Suit.

[@mikesilva3868]

❤agreed

[@herogames935]

If only he knew how to use it

[@VeryEvilGM]

Maybe it was rigged in a way that every chest had one. I encountered those too.

[@justinmillard8196]

Those Toads are chaotic. No interest in giving Mario and Luigi the best items to save the day. Pure chaos. Unless they’re worried that that armies of Bowser are watching and will crush their family business when they spy favouritism?

[@reubenoakley5887]

"use"

[@michma121]

Mario Jr, "I just want to be a DJ." Mario Sr, "Where did I go wrong?" Luigi, "I TOLDA YOU TO USE THE TANUKI SUIT!!"

[@throwachair4574]

honestly that goomba's history could be interesting, like how does a one-hit kill enemy survive long enough to have multiple generations?

[@deletedTestimony]

Breeding through spores I guess

[@JamesTDG]

Maybe they reproduce asexually?

[@BlackCover95]

Simple: Mario jumped over him.

[@lilianv3252]

perhaps they are like mice and they breed like crazy

[@calvinbarnes1721]

Stomping on them doesn't kill them, they're just masochist.

[@Wii4a11]

Didn't expect the Goomba to chew out Jr. If there's any suit that's rare in SMB3, it's the Hammer Bros. Suit...

[@CardinalKid87]

Yessss i would save the hammer bros suit

[@danterik9781]

Nah. I think tanuki is more rare I vididly remember playing and back on world 6, you literally acquire an entire row of hammer suits in that world.

[@partofthetribe3277]

Never got the hammer bro suit either

[@psyheart8593]

I save the frog suit for the world 3

[@JTMaster]

​@@danterik9781 Dude, you got the Tanuuki suit everywhere.

[@prestige8477]

Nice to see that Dorkly actually addressed a criticism from way back in the day about the way the characters were animated. The unique poses look so much better than having the arms and head just float around the body.

[@EldenRingplayer407]

The lava pit with a ghost seemed like the perfect time to use it. Timed right, the tanuki suit’s statue form’s feet can actually pop those fireballs ☄️📌

[@josephsimmerman1630]

What!!

[@EldenRingplayer407]

@@josephsimmerman1630 Of course! 😎 It can also pop the glowing circle orbiting the middle ball! And even though it won’t pop the ghost, you can still fall through it

[@Bigd2k]

I know this feeling far to well. I’ve beaten Mario 3 numerous times and every time I have two to three pages of items at the end of the game. Many times I have to use items because I run out of room to hold them all. Every time I say I’m going to use my items this time and every time I don’t.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Mario 3 not an RPG, but... every RPG player ever lol. I mean I did this too in Mario 3 just saying yeaaaah that's kind of a RPG staple.

[@Bigd2k]

@@IgnatiusBlaze4 oh..trust me I had the same problem in RPGs too.

[@jameshobbs9180]

@@IgnatiusBlaze4 An RPG has to literally weigh me down and make me slow to make me ever use/get rid of things and even then I just horde it in some chest.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@Bigd2k Lol yep, every RPG player ever

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

@@jameshobbs9180 Yep that's me in Skyrim, Pokemon, Fire Emblem, need to have at least 1 of each item, that master ball, save it for only the best Pokemon... but naaah I'm good enough Mewtwo can stay in this pokeball, I think the only RPG franchise that has never made hoarding an issue was Zelda, aside from rupees and potions maybe... until Breath of the Wild when stuff can break.

[@robiginal]

This is super relatable, when you have a rare item but don't want to use it

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

I usually burn through everything in world 8 when I have 3 lives left and like 6 hammer bros suits.

[@timthorson52]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

​@@timthorson52And this comment somehow made you think they didn't get the joke. Fantastic.

[@Bro-cx2jc]

What if there's an even FINALER boss after this final boss??!??!!!!

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

@@Bro-cx2jc This isn’t Final Fantasy bro.

[@afrikasmith1049]

The bright side is that at least Mario Jr still has his father's cape so he can still fly.

[@kingjester3400]

Thank you thank you for giving back Mario voice

[@Striker618_]

Forgot about this channel for years so glad it’s still going strong

[@RamseyDewey]

How many games have I played through to the end only to have a treasure trove of unused items intended to make the game more fun that were never used? The irony is so thick.

[@richieflores6617]

Mario is honestly me every time I play Mario 3.

[@vados8500]

in certain water levels if you don't use special items like the Frog suit, you can't find some secret zones though. And the same is valid with the P-wing and certain levels in the sky. Also if you bring with you the 3 Warp Whistles in level 8, they become literally useless at the end, so it's better to use stuff earlier

[@kraken5003]

@@vados8500 yeah but the warp whistle is 100% useless if you actually want to play through the game.. it's more just to skip things if you want that then you can just collect the first 2 in world 1

[@kraken5003]

this is me in just about EVERY RPG game i have ever played, or any game that has a lot of 'random stuff' to collect, i just don't want to 'waste' it and sometimes i don't even bother looking at what it does like all the crap i collect in dark souls

[@mysterycupofjoe2670]

I do this with the Mega Man powers as well.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Yes... and all RPGs.

[@juiceala]

I always do that when I get a rare item, I just end up not using it trying to save it.

[@StoMoComedoPro]

We know it's always a great day when Dorkly uploads, and no, I am not trying to just impersonate the annoying bot, he actually doesn't upload very often. This reminds me of how sometimes I get these special items in games, or even just common items, and end up just keeping them in my inventory and saving them even when I could really use one. I just knew what would happen, I knew that the goomba would hit Mario Juniour, that was quite funny, haha. Welp, at least in 50 years, probably at least one more was found. They saved it for a long time which was good, but it's not so much about how long you save it for as how much use you make out of it, if only they had used it at the bullet bill part where they were doomed. I love the goomba then talked (like what usually happens in your videos) and said that and yeah.

[@trentonalbers3981]

This video reminds me of how I hold on to rare items for so long that I end up with a plethora of them by the end of the game. Surely I’m not the only one like that.

[@gianlucaturner7263]

1:53 that goomba's like "why has my life been resorted to this?"

[@Shaznit]

"This...this is who we're guarding against?"

[@zengram]

It's like keeping elixirs in final fantasy and never use them

[@nobodyspecial115]

You never know when you might run into a Magic Pot lmao

[@hithummah]

on the otherhand megalixirs can be simply harnessed from master tonberry

[@nobodyspecial115]

@@hithummah or if we're talking VII then the W-Item glitch

[@alistermanase2581]

Don't forget Eithers in 7.

[@EwetoobSucks]

I Save Them All ! Aaaaaahhhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I like how Mario put emphasis on YOU when he said YOU can make the jump, because Luigi is a better jumper than Mario

[@XaqNautilus]

"Grandpa why is your NES still on?" "Don't touch it! I'm saving a tanooki suit!"

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

He should be playing the All Stars or GBA version.

[@frogglen6350]

The animation is insanely good and smooth

[@timothylewis2527]

But what if there's even SMOOTHER animations later? 🤔

[@Remited201]

@@timothylewis2527 How much smoother can their animations get?

[@timwoods2852]

Honestly, with how the Frog Suit restricts your movements, it might have actually been a good choice for the airship. No flighty jumping and sliding to accidentally put you in line with a stray projectile.

[@MikeM-hf1qk]

There is actually special conversation if you beat one of the Koopa Kids with a frog suit (or any special suit). But the frog suit is the best one.

[@Danimal28]

I don't think you're cut out for the hero business

[@dylanzlol7293]

The tanooki suit wasnt good on the airship anyways, you cant fly on such a small space and youll lose it very quickly dur to the massive amount of bullet bills.

[@wraith444]

I like Yahtzee's take on the whole "I might need it later" problem. "You find yourself in a situation where you're sitting on a nuclear stockpile to rival North Korea and you're throwing peas at a giant robot crab just in case there's an even bigger robot crab just around the corner."

[@adambrowne577]

😂😂😂

The dice game?

[@SImrobert2001]

What video is this from?

[@wraith444]

@@SImrobert2001 it was from his review of Mercenaries 2, pretty much right at the beginning. Video series is Zero Punctuation, for anyone reading this thread who isn't familiar with Yahtzee.

[@wolverines5279]

I have been in that situation

[@flmbyz]

Honestly captures the generational gap perfectly.

[@billymerritt420]

Use the suit, immediately lose the suit. Yep, relatable

[@ozzy_anamations17]

1:17 bullet bill disappeared

[@DaRealJake]

Think about if Mario had listened to Luigi earlier. They would have had nothing for the future levels.

[@davidlance5310]

0:11 Paging Ryan George

[@jasonzawtun]

By the time 50 years pass by, Mario already have a son, Mario Junior.

[@ironaston9858]

Funny how we all remember the game like yesterday, but we haven't played it in years.

[@davidlawrence5091]

This is me in almost every game with consumable items. My Skyrim characters have inventories full of items which I save for that perfect moment, and then I die forgetting I had them.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I'm the same way in the Kingdom Hearts games. Even during a Lv 1 run, I absolutely *refuse* to use items. I always think "what if I need it later?" or "what if I need to sell it?"

[@partofthetribe3277]

Yup

[@ricardobeltranmonribot3182]

It always happens that to me in every metroid game with the missiles, I always am spamming the power/wave/plasma/nova/ice beam even if I have 150 or more missiles, also with the power bombs have the same issue with them

[@sephirothmustdie]

@@ricardobeltranmonribot3182 Saving missiles in Metroid is a stretch because you get them every second lol

[@Hei_Darkfire]

Yeah. I'm a hoarder. I don't want to use stuff unless it's a very last resort. And those last resorts rarely ever come.

[@siratera3368]

Literally me in every RPG..

[@bryan199234bs]

That Mario Jr. was giving off so much Gen Z energy 😅 lol. "I want to be a DJ"

[@InfernosReaper]

Wait, what does a DJ even do in the 2020s?

[@bryan199234bs]

@@InfernosReaper Have you ever just pulled out your phone and set it to shuffle through today's hottest hits? That.

[@InfernosReaper]

@@bryan199234bs Why would I need ot do that when I could just go to Home Depot to listen to the worst pop music has to offer?

[@bryan199234bs]

@@InfernosReaper I guess, if you really want to punish yourself that badly - effectively the same thing.

[@moadot720]

I hope you didn't mean anytthing ageist by that comment. There's nothing wrong with being a DJ--I'm an EDM fan, myself--And no matter WHAT your generation, you are important... ...And ANYONE who denies you rights because of your age needs to be HURT.

[@alectriciti]

One of your best, keep it up!

[@waynesaint1401]

“The tanuki suit can swim through water, not bullet bills.” 😂

[@Senpoo01]

Frog*

[@dark14life]

Me, carrying around 1,022,237,098 potions in Skyrim and never using them: "Better save them. Might need them later."

[@tgnm9615]

This is really me. I always save the rare items only ended up not using it after I finished playing the game lol

[@ashleymakebyterminalmontag3362]

The way mario junior use the tanooki suit after all the patience is so frustrating

[@Terrakinetic]

0:28 He's right. They're in a cave. It makes more sense to use it in place you can fly. 0:58 Can't fly here. 1:01 Can't fly here. 1:06 Definitely now- Wait. No. It's a scrolling level. 1:24 How is it perfect? You can't spin away a bullet bill. Also, another scrolling level.

[@Iguana5k]

Thought the exact same.

[@lordkuroneko3219]

1:24 You can fly above the ship avoiding all the obstacles and danger. That's what I did. Kept it just for that.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

@@lordkuroneko3219 Not really, no. Sure you can fly above the ship, but the Bullet Bills and canon balls _also_ fly up (yes, Bullet Bills only fly left/right, but when the ship moves down they don't go with it, so it's still possible to be hit by one). Trust me, I know, I've been hit by them before. Not _*often*,_ but I have been hit by them. As well as those wrenches that the Wrench Bros.(?) throw at you.

[@lordkuroneko3219]

@@ChakatStripedfur I know that. But you have less chance of getting hit. It's only risky cause u can't see yourself to properly dodge until you drop down but you don't get caught in the obstacle course which makes it easier to get through the board.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

@@lordkuroneko3219 True, I was just saying it's still dangerous up there. It _is_ easier, though, because of the lack of obstacles. You just can't see them, or where you are in relation to them, because you're essentially off the map. But that's definitely a viable strategy, and one I've used.

[@matiasvazquez6844]

Imagine Mario in heaven screaming: !!! MAMA FUCKER MIA!!! 🤣

[@ramiel7666]

Me with literally all the consumables.....

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Instead of using the suit, he just got good. Too bad Jr. didn't.

[@bradmolyneaux5883]

I 💯 wish that they had this Mario voice for the movie. Instead they went with Mario jr 😂

[@DamontheDemon7]

I know right? The fact that Chris sounds NOTHING like Mario is just one thing that ruins the movie for ya!

[@alistermanase2581]

@@DamontheDemon7 Was everything else good though?

[@DamontheDemon7]

@@alistermanase2581 Are you asking cus you haven't seen the movie yet? Just asking because I'm not sure if you mind spoilers.

[@matthewpipes018]

​​@@alistermanase2581 The movie was good. Chris Pratt did a good job voicing Mario. Some people are still salty and upset that Charles Martinet wasn't the voice of Mario in the movie Fun fact that some people don't know that Mario had a Brooklyn accent way before the Italian accent

[@alistermanase2581]

@@DamontheDemon7 Yeah I haven't seen it.

[@Sinn0100]

I can't believe you guys are back!

[@ivory7777]

this is me with magnum bullets in almost every resident evil games.

[@robertlevy4613]

Facts

[@alekzanderor5489]

Really? I mean, you have to shoot those bullet-spongy bosses with something, why not use ammo thats meant for bossfights?

[@ivory7777]

@@alekzanderor5489 Because i end up saving it for "next boss" or mostly final boss but when the time comes, i end up killing them with regular weapon or having so much magnum bullets left over. I remember in code veronica, i saved up all the magnum ammos for final boss and barely if not never used it. kill it with a hand gun and maybe other weapon.

[@jiado6893]

It’s cool to see you make custom levels.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Whoever is animating on the team i gotta say you've really stepped up your game lately

[@Shrouded_in_Mystery]

Mario's son: Hey dad Mario: Son? What's a going on? Why are you here so soon? Mario's son: I got hit by that goomba thing a few times Mario: No! Where's the tanooki suit?! Mario's son: Right. So your not gonna believe this. Have you seen how dangerous those Goombas are? ............................Mario.exe has stopped working..................................

[@TricBrosStudios]

This Toad must've heard what happened to the last one who didn't give the Tanooki Suit.

[@Invalid-user13k]

Imagine if the blue shells were just like the Mario brothers

[@randomrants148]

That suit also turn into a stone statue you would be invincible about short amount of time.

[@MungkaeX]

And kill some enemies by crushing them that are otherwise invulnerable to all other types of attacks from Mario.

[@augustoortiz1254]

​@@MungkaeX like flames

[@Gumbier_Than]

Everyone forgets that for some reason.

[@spk1121]

​@@Gumbier_Than: I think a lot of people don't realize the raccoon suit, which also has a tail, is a different thing. I've heard more than one person exclaim, "Ooh, a Tanooki suit!" when the leaf power-up for the raccoon suit appears.

[@Nameless82284]

That's the only difference between the Tanooki suit and the Super Leaf.

[@rodimus7926]

We need a saga of Mario Jr.

[@HonorJanas]

Should’ve used it for Bowser.

[@spartanpozzum6855]

The gamer paradox "useful therefore never used"

[@Superstrike_11]

DORKLY IS BACK! Also, I totally thought the final cut would be mario using it for something kinky with Peach. That would've been some classic Dorkly! XD

[@SMGP1314]

New Mario Dorkly video! Awesome!

[@Seetiyan]

Bruh. It's like watching myself. I'm so miserly in games, and by the time I finally decide to use the special item, I'm strong enough that it doesn't even really help anymore. 😅

[@monobro141]

Luigi could just use a raccoon suit or a P wing for the cloud level

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

I always saved my special items for some time in the distant future in all games.

[@pyrus0zero]

Mario jr: I wanna be a DJ. Me: I know the perfect guy to help you! The eggman. Aka DJ Big Dog!

[@tariqpeerbaye644]

Perfect as always :3

[@crocodileman94]

Pretty much me when playing a turn-based RPG.

[@Advent10II7]

To be fair, the fact that he had a son 50 years later proves he survived so he didn’t need it, it just would’ve made certain sections easier.

[@nin10doadict]

Ah yes, the eternal gaming paradox of "really useful, thus never used."

[@alekzanderor5489]

*Really powerful, but single use, thus not all that useful

[@songohan3321]

This video is one of the most relatable things in existence.

[@MxMaker]

If you do that with the tanookie suit, i dont want to think what you do with the hammer suit, now that ones are rare. Also the fireflower on map consumable, they can be get at the card game every 800000 points or similar, but you cant have enought of them.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

RPG fans in a nutshell... yeaaaaaah, if my bag can hold it, then I'm not using it until I get a dupe... these dang open worlds with limited bag space hate us.

[@MorglortheMangler]

Losing a tanooki suit on the first level to a goomba!!!, for shame Mario Jr.

[@itaybron]

Ah BFG syndrome. Save it till you need it then finish the game.

[@deusexvesania1702]

Mario Jr.? So Mario got laid after all... Hu.

[@Stan_man]

I find myself holding a power up, like a little baby, and not use it during the whole game.

[@AwesomeNick94]

Really great character animation in this with the pixel art!

[@gateguardian44]

I am so like Mario in this vid. I horde and conserve but always end up never using it because of the thought it could easily be lost. Spot on, Dorkly!

[@PhilipMurphy8Extra]

Great Easter treat from Dorkly.

[@CrimsonNick171]

The Hammer Bros. suit is more rare anyway.

[@partofthetribe3277]

I used to play Mario 3 all the time as a kid and I never got the tanooki suit not one time. lol

[@1RedRiot]

Yup, same here - there is always one or two items (no matter which game i play), which i didn't simply use, no matter what.

[@jaredcook4414]

What’s next? Mario Junior’s gonna open the still-in-its-package Super Mario Bros. game worth $826K?

[@dark14life]

That's exactly something a Millennial would do.

[@justinmillard8196]

When’s the ending set? Roughly 2038? Mario Jr. might be too young to even be classified as Gen Z/Zoomer. He definitely doesn’t seem to be over 40.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Mario is a fool for not using it on the doom ship to get the special message from the king...

[@___8241]

holy crap dorkly mario's son. the lore deepens even more

[@brook_angel]

Is it just me or was there a set up in the ice level that just got dropped? I thought the punchline was gonna be that he did use it and then after it's gone those two minions pull out "the thing" they prepared So even if you wait for the perfect moment there will always be a more perfect one or smth.

[@orhanamin1347]

I got Mario Movie ad before Mario dorkly Video

[@nicholasemjohnson47]

Reminds me of the miser and his gold. Something unused may as well not exist.

[@toobadwaluigitime6402]

I feel like this is the longest dorkly skit ever

[@Shaznit]

Gasp! Two uploads in a month!? Axel: TWO!?

[@whenthewobb1412]

In all fairness, Mario did survive another 50 years without the Tanooki suit. So don’t be such a baby, Luigi!

[@irick00]

Shade at the new gen....nice!😂

[@RJ_Ehlert]

Nice. RPG hoarding syndrome.

[@liamdude5722]

I mean, it is kinda sweet Mario left the suit for his kid

[@mystic64984]

the way Luigi pronounces “To a-wHere?!” at 1:15 fucking SENDED ME

[@MandalorOrdo]

That line from the Gumbo about not cut out for the hero buis hits really hard after seeing Volume 9 chapter 8 of RWBY.😢

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

What happened that episode?

[@MandalorOrdo]

@@potatoheadpokemario1931 just watch it.

[@PhenomsServant4]

Great. Like I needed that to be brought up here. Cant I have some joy to take my mind off that episode?

[@MandalorOrdo]

@@PhenomsServant4 sorry. Like i said, that line from the Gumbo reminded me of that.😢

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

@@MandalorOrdo nah, I flat out refuse to watch, especially after that Filth wait was that what's you're talking about, the Filth kiss? was it that episode?

[@danielknapp159]

Wait, the tanuki suit helped with slippery places? I thought it was just a different version of the feather.

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

Too relatable. I always say "not yet, it might get harder" until the final boss, and then I forget to use it and beat it anyways having never used it

[@Freddycyrax]

This video is META beyond belief. This was totally me as a kid!!!

[@TheArcSet]

Thanks for this.

[@METR0lD]

Should have used the hammer bros suit instead for this.

[@LeagusDaemon]

I feel personally called out by this short.

[@SandwichOfPower]

Finally, after many years, they made a fitting personality for mario

[@almostontimehero5415]

Welcome Back.