The Darkest Yoshi Dorkly Bits (Compilation)

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We've put Yoshi through some dark stuff. Sorry Yoshi.
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[@ruirui7794]

I lost it right at the beginning when the cop called him a "molestassaurus-rex" 😂

[@bobthebuilder1545]

I was on the floor the whole video

So nazis watch Dorkly.. strange world we live in...

[@diskdem0n]

*NO EMOJI POLICE*

[@dianamattinas1839]

@ H Good 👍

[@superplaystation64ltd57]

Why can the cops call him a "Molestassaurus-rex".

[@SuperChargeTheDumDum]

“My mom is my dads mom” Yup, nothing wrong here, keep moving folks!

[@GM.Nobody]

time to ask the real question. Does he call her ma, or grandma

[@alienenby]

@@GM.Nobody both, mandma

[@bardock8607]

Be my mom is mom's dads

[@juarezm.6737]

thats normal.... in nature lol...

[@Ornzora]

@@GM.Nobody Grandmama

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

At the bottom of every hole, there is a pile of dead Yoshis.

[@MrBannermc]

Mario abandoned them a LOT

[@TheGalaxyWings]

That's why there are holes you can't die to in Mario Maker troll levels

[@mariabriggs4164]

Yep Mario is a insane killer somesorts

[@Amritss664]

@@mariabriggs4164 the player does it lol funny troll the player does on yoshi

[@tyronisback5747]

Mother Yoshi: We cannot afford groceries because we’re broke Me: why don’t you eat those apples on your house?

[@thegooseking818]

Because logic

[@redbit5010]

because they be plastic

[@notanidiot567]

@@redbit5010 yoshi eats then in games

[@Gantheman3]

I'm deing inside

[@Sawshark-xz6ss]

They have eaten them too much

[@adalfernandez6233]

Yoshi was hatched 5 minutes ago and now he’s smoking damn

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Adal Fernandez they grow up so fast

[@memeicusgaming2197]

If he knows about the past after five minutes then... Oh god *I am the doctor plays in the backround* P. S. I am not saying he's the doctor I'm saying he's a timelord in general.

[@runningjalapeno4707]

They grow up so fast

[@XBOXandPSGaming-zt3ym]

YOSHI smoking? WTF?

[@Transfurred]

Hes more savage then i can ever be

[@TerraTerrariusBFSROfficial]

'My mom is my dad's mom' So... your mother is your grandmother, or is that just a riddle?

[@heyitsnias7551]

Or it means his dads mom and his dad f*cked

[@louiethecatwastaken]

That means her mom married her son

[@TerraTerrariusBFSROfficial]

@@louiethecatwastaken Ok thanks :D

[@johnsanimations2725]

if you go one generation up, the mother had intercourse with the son to produce him

[@angeltheaxo]

Wouldn't that also make his dad, his brother?

[@mmgmagic]

Mama Yoshi: We don't have money for groceries. Also Mama Yoshi: *Literally hangs apples on the tree*

[@neydebatista9562]

Ertty

[@joemullarkey5719]

But wouldn’t that be like eating your own porch lights?

[@bigmanimation]

It grows on the tree

[@thepizzatime3502]

Mama luigi is a better parent

[@thegardnerproductions203]

Take away the apple

[@Rathzul]

I love how mario is worried that yoshi will die if he goes in the castle, yet mario killed 100's of them trying to cross big jumps.

[@joemother6200]

“Take a Luigi on the carpet”

[@Lost_idiot223]

I'm just responding because of your profile picture

[@Lost_idiot223]

@BEEF117 LOL Mama Luigi was pretty much a meme episode!

[@redtrainer6438]

"OH WELL EXCUSE ME FOR- a Luigi?"

[@Nameless82284]

@@redtrainer6438 You know number 2.

[@calla_spacedount3140]

@@Nameless82284 oh well Excuse me for go to the bathroom every now and then after you make me eat a F*cking Sentient cactus.

[@JuicyHotzGaming]

I wonder how Mario have an accent if he grew up with a dinosaur 😂😂

[@lnsflare1]

@@Wittysquidy That would explain the Dinosaur Land Calzones.

[@brutalrattle]

Well he did get delivered to his parents in the end

[@alfredogranadosiii4797]

Nice logic

[@bullcheese2236]

If i am not wrong at the end yoshi delivery the brother to their parents

[@gullible1137]

Has

[@mrduck26]

7:49 shoes only 7:52 that’s a nice hat there you got mario

[@annazoschke.9881]

7:49 Yoshi: Shoes only 7:52 Later

[@fartbulb4761]

Now dye it green

[@throatychunk]

"But all you do is add another mouth to feed!" THERE ARE BERRIES... GROWING ON YOUR HOUSE.

[@AllOfThe_Above]

Ok

[@lavendermintyy]

True

[@thatmysteriousfox9552]

Aren't those apples?

[@galaxywolf8444]

@@thatmysteriousfox9552 its food nonetheless

[@Pinkkittie5006]

Just noticed that. Of you think about it they are Yoshis they have a lot food, goombas, caterpillars, turtles, and fruits. They really don't have a food problem. Is it a joke though so I might as well not think to much about it.

[@maxdidathing1716]

Why do i feel that "the darkest Yoshi bits" are the only Yoshi bits

[@silver_kitten]

Sad but true.☠️

[@Noobwitha_Hat]

Waaaaaait

[@fazlulkarim7617]

@late4thegameNOW yeah yeah

[@scoobs1703]

Cause they are-

[@kevintsunami3880]

They are all dark.

[@SydneyPawYT]

The moral of these stories DONT PISS OFF YOSHI

[@williamjeune6469]

And if anyone says: “Give me the fucking baby,” get the hell out of there.

[@DietSugar0]

@@williamjeune6469 literally

[@joshuaolsoncook]

I’ll never understand how people get married and think, “Yep. I’ll just treat my partner like an ATM machine until they lose their source of income.”

[@AdrianGonzalez-sh7qm]

Joshua Olson Cook nah they usually like making the other person feel bad when they know they’re the ones doing the dirty deeds

[@joshuaolsoncook]

Adrian Gonzalez The whole “Sugar Partner” thing is a very financially volatile relationship because if the wealthy partner loses their money, dies, or gets tired of them, then that person could end up on the streets. Same goes for the unemployed stay at home parent.

[@kahponeboneruthlessrecords356]

I swear my fiancee treats are Engagement like shit I'm like sweety u need to get a job but her thing she a just leave and live at her auntie house now it's the end of the world I'm like yeah ain't no money on the Earth no more

[@Crusina]

Uh. She married him when she could have married someone rich right off the bat. She also could have left him way before and did not. She also didnt leave till he lost his job...which judging by what she siad, is a common thing. Her worst thing is she cheated on him. She isnt a victim but she isnt the one completely at fault either.

[@michaelyearwood6422]

@@Crusina lmao she was cheating in him and probably was since they first got married so yes it's her fault if she wanted to he a gold digger she should have married the rich dude. Stop putting men down and defending women being cheating thots

[@rubyyxlc3936]

"My mom is my dad's mom" so his grandma and her son screwed and had him. So his dad is his brother, and his grandma is his mom...

[@jerryakatony5724]

I have a headache............

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

What?

[@TurnerGoodrich]

So he’s a son, a brother a grandchild and nephew all rolled into one?

[@ShadowSpace56z]

@@TurnerGoodrich thats where the word comes in ' Hybrid'

[@MaximusDream78]

I'm actually afraid

[@someonediedwhilemakingthis7842]

Yoshi : Roses are red Creating Innovation I always get away from tax evasion

[@thejuic3b0i64]

someone died while making this account -KUN underrated comment

[@blu3the_b0x94]

Smg4

[@thejuic3b0i64]

Chibiel someone committed tax fraud

[@redgamer2163]

after an intrevew to yoshi, i know that yoshi does not only commit tax fruaud, but he dosen't pay his kart maneteince

[@lolmanmagee2785]

666 likes

[@kaytea42]

0:42 who noticed Mario turned into Dorkly’s Mario

[@bmanlemmy1894]

Oh yeah he did!

[@purpledragon6890]

Yea

[@JoedEzekiel069]

Yeah Idk Why They Keep Changing Sprites

[@Kobolds_Keep]

Wow

[@omarpikm2101]

Evolution

[@lucasallanrogers]

Yoshi: goes to wife Yoshi:*why is there boss music playing?*

[@AJax4123]

Yoshi: You’re gonna get up there and testify that you’re an a*shole Me: Seems legit

[@bolbi1016]

5:20-5:27 That Koopa kind of deserved it

[@micahplays4939]

He did not

[@claytonpactol8851]

Time to throw him *into the lake*

[@shadowbolthaseo1861]

Agreed

[@SerperiorChaos]

Let's see if he's a tortoise or a turtle XD

[@Eddnir]

Does it really hurt his back? Koopas have a shell for a reason

[@CryptoJordanVR]

Still waiting for "Pokemon disappointed with their Mega Evolutions" Alakazam: EVEN MORE SPOONS!?!? The heck man!?!??

[@meonly64]

Poor shuckle still being trained by satan

[@JaggedBird]

Michael Hadaway or he transforms into it if he’s smart enough...or they make him design his own mega version. He is a ditto now after all

[@meonly64]

@@JaggedBird he had the fucking chance n transformed into an other shuckle so he isn that smart but love his positivity tho

[@elbunko_]

Bro, he wanted a mega stone for a gazpacho buffet.

[@elbunko_]

Noone saying about his gazpacho.

[@justbeatit2172]

"Yoshie isnt allowed to enter castle" Him 30 years ago: ...

[@ReddyToAnimate]

Also Him In Mario Maker:

[@demonlord4661]

“My mom is my dad’s Mom” - finally a bloodline more bizarre than the joestars’s

[@Mr3DLC]

WRYYYYYYY

[@amvcity6076]

That’s Inpossible This must be the work of an enemy stand!!!

[@ssjup81]

It took me a while for my brain to comprehend that. lol So his mother is also his grandmother and his father is also technically his grandfather and half brother because his grandmother had sex with her own son. So messed up! >< lol

[@Bomb_boy-sn4pr]

NANI!?

[@giornogiovanna6642]

Not more bizarre than mines

[@krebyrocks77]

"Shoes only" But he still got to wear his hat?

[@keeferjanssen9557]

It's his flesh

[@jakedoescomics2671]

He is fused to the hat :0

[@yuoiimcnootii7303]

Wait when

[@sakam0t071]

I’m you’re 100th like

[@unrevoked7137]

Uh.. Shoes Only?

[@nebelrebel1557]

Yoshis wife later then wanted to get back with Yoshi because he git rich going on adventures with Mario and become a sport/olympic/kart racing champion/participant

[@replaytsl4591]

But Tax evasion ruined all that

[@thrillermiller7301]

Mike the fan until that one fateful day, where Mario just HAD to get over that gap.

[@damotoneko1500]

@@replaytsl4591 Tax evasion? I didnt think Peach would force her saviors/friends to pay taxes. Also does a dinosaur like him really need to at all?

[@brunobrx3599]

@@damotoneko1500 It is probaly bowser who does the taxes as he is the king of where Yoshi lives

[@ungalunga2951]

DA MotoNeko It’s a meme...

[@dying101666]

4:10 I always imagined goombas being used like that.

[@BubMarch]

excuse me

[@gunfire_46]

I like when the cop says “you were gonna eat that baby weren’t you you’ve god damn molestasaurus Rex”

[@SilverPhoenix57]

That go-kart Koopa got what was coming to him. Scam artists everywhere! xD

[@dying101666]

so satisfying.

[@nickkrasny1562]

I love that Yoshi screams, “YOU DESERVE THIS!” As he beats him to death

[@tomas1885]

5:20 *well that's what you call murder mystery*

[@BluTheHHH]

"Yoshi isn't allowed in the Castle" SMM and SMM2: *_Am i a joke to you_*

[@yeeyeekaree1107]

Yes

[@brandonmason1015]

6:21 there's literally a bunch of apples above their heads.

[@azarishere6442]

brandon mason they are carnivores

[@iberdrolo]

@@azarishere6442 ummmm...

[@83bonedaddy]

@@azarishere6442 ummmmmmm....

[@coola1383]

@@azarishere6442 then how comes in the Mario games like super Mario Bros Wii Yoshi can eat the apples

[@tylerlaunius7396]

@@azarishere6442 That moment when you unironically reveal that you're a moron.

[@UndernetChara]

0:20-0:35 That's literally me every time I play any Yoshi's Island game.

[@dead9247]

Mark van der Wal same the kid is annoying

[@dead9247]

Mr Bell yeah

[@UndernetChara]

@Mr Bell relatable.

[@Pokemon_fan11]

Mark van der Wal same

[@cunningsmile4166]

5:20 I'm proud of you Yoshi

[@simeonprovis8786]

lol

[@jjcsa3]

@@simeonprovis8786 That Koopa did Deserve it though

[@kirkseykids2373]

Proud PROUD? HE MURDERED THAT POOR KOOPA TROOPA WHEN HE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

[@DillonSmith0527]

@@kirkseykids2373 Didn't do anything? HE WAS SHOUTING TOO MUCH MAAAAAAAAN

[@kirkseykids2373]

@@DillonSmith0527 I for one think Yoshida is evil

[@RJZII]

Comment on "Yoshi gets a Divorse": She doesnt have to resort to cannibalism if they live under a damn apple tree.

[@The99Mustin]

This is why I do tax fraud

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

A wise choice, brother.

[@shadowsnake5133]

Hi, just, waiting for the back up... also, *FBI, OPEN UP!*

[@Gestrada031]

And also make out played jokes!

[@rogelioVela1985]

move out the country and play football. We got room in the team :P

[@Zetr0]

*Very Wise*

[@CornInSpace]

That yellow Yoshi made feel so uncforatable Yes ik that I spelled uncomfortable incorrectly I just never changed it :P

[@An_average_BA_enthusiast]

Uncomfortable

[@scott5388]

@@An_average_BA_enthusiast no

[@darkwolf2622]

Did you even attempt to sound that out?

[@mariabriggs4164]

Well that yoshi make laugh 😂

[@CornInSpace]

@@darkwolf2622 *not at all*

[@chopperv1313]

2:47 When Yoshi lights a cigarette, you know he's gonna start getting serious

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

5:27 Just don't hire a lawyer with elf ears.

[@indigostudios7851]

*sees the Birdo episode* The tractor beam is pulling us in!

[@kroek259]

If dark matter (kirby ) had an assistent

[@07yoshiproductions66]

Or Marx

[@MasterMarx]

Or Magolor!

[@basilisk4428]

Problem:most kirby villians demon with no setient though process

[@sparklingemolga5169]

If void had...

[@kroek259]

@The P L A N T 04 indeed, he wants to control the universe. Nothing unusual

[@jmanthereaper1060]

This s why I like yoshi. 3:20

[@bubblymarble3748]

1:41 I keep replaying this part😆

[@bereketabtessema7777]

If your doing the darkest yoshi bits, then thats all of them.

[@paint1238]

Well yeah they only make dark bits anyways

[@larareid2276]

That's literally the title

[@sargentsteve7148]

But here's the thing: *that was the plan*

[@MissFeraligatr]

My favorite sentences & scenes: "Are your parents siblings or what?" 3:28 - 3:50 The whole "Yoshi loves Birdo" skit The whole "Mario Kart Crash" skit (OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!) The whole "Mario and Yoshi switch places" skit (Payback time!) Ah, wierd memories of my teen years... :')

[@reetanema6223]

7:49 He said shoes only but Mario wears his cap that not fair Mario!!

[@AG_Speaks]

6:24 has nobody noticed the well placed fruit on top of their house that looks very good to eat.

[@jakebello7988]

I just got the “Luigi” joke. He took a crap on the floor. I’m just dumb.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Because Luigi is number 2

[@suckerman7gm]

@Lightway Animated Pictures They call shits number two because of Luigi.

[@njyawndra8609]

Yeah and all the butthurt luigi fans are the ones who disliked this video.

[@ambermarietrivette1431]

I'm a Luigi fan, but THAT was funny😂😂

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

2:12 When I downloaded KZbin for my 3DS, I typed in Yoshi, and this was the very first video I saw in my 3DS. Good times.

[@Lego_Eggo]

@Mr Bell it is ded now they removed it from E-Shop and removed the functions for the app

[@RalphVB]

You don't come across a channel very often where a sub is so well deserved as this one. So so funny, I love it so much.

[@kaspervletter290]

3:29 looks like it is a family guy ficht

[@Black_Jack21]

"That bastard called me dead weight. I didn't come all this way for nothing." (7:03)

[@shitpickle1725]

"Nero go, this was a bad move!"

[@batsy2488]

3:37 he actually won the arguement since feeding ur pet a sentient cactus is not feeding at all..

[@InkyDave1928]

1:49 I like how yoshi looks around to see if anyone else saw the $hit

[@lolboy9052]

In yoshi gets a divorce, why don’t they just eat the apples on their ‘tree house’?

[@khoenmatthewnerona8191]

Because the apples are paint

[@joelabraham6297]

I've heard that Mario doesn't actually punch Yoshi to make his stick out his tongue, he's just pointing at what he has to eat.

[@brianwu2697]

I love how Yoshi sounds friendly in the videos games but sounds mean in the Dorkly videos! Classic!

[@kentoriram8586]

"Molestasaurus rex" , that was dpe😂😂

[@bideabiere6125]

Spoiler, inbred yoshi don't come from yoshis island but from... Sweet home Alabama

[@eva-lynmartinez8200]

I did not expect that. Lol 😂

[@hardwirecars]

as a texan i support this claim.

[@nellaruff8638]

Y'all always mix Alabama up woth Missiori and Mississippi

[@thejuic3b0i64]

Yoshi’s Sweet Home Story

[@polyhedronman9975]

nah he antivax yoshi

[@centisaur]

Fun fact: all of these videos are yoshi stuck in an eternal hell by not paying his taxes

[@nolanmattox9717]

Where?

[@centisaur]

In the entire video, its all an illusion to make Yoshi feel content before Satan sends him into eternal despair.

[@nolanmattox9717]

@@centisaur I still don't understand what you mean.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@centisaur where the "Yoshi commits Tax fraud" Joke comes from?

[@kellenoconnor4396]

@@nolanmattox9717 see, yoshi committed tax fraud

[@loganthevillager9176]

Mario: I’m the one who has to bathe if you take a Luigi on the carpet. Yoshi: Oh, well, Excuse ME for... A Luigi? Mario: You know, #2.

[@fartbulb4761]

Luigi: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:0

[@tre_._]

6:15 I think there's food on the GIANT TREE THAT GROWS APPLES u live in

[@EvilApple567]

I can't even watch that Koopa lawsuit bit without cringing hard. Congratulations. Also that "Aw, not on the carpet" line from Bowser as soon as Yoshi walks in has always been one of my favorite Dorkly moments.

[@makutas-v261]

Why? did Yoshi shit on the carpet or something?

[@swaggerboypants3026]

@@makutas-v261 yes

[@makutas-v261]

@@swaggerboypants3026 oh

[@boneylockz3967]

0:27 "You better make this up when you're older" "Buddy? Where not gonna make this... Buddy?! "

[@haelstrom101]

0:37 but yeah

[@johnbailey5835]

We're* I apologise. I had to.

[@haelstrom101]

@@johnbailey5835 it's fair

[@SixtyFourJr]

“YOU MOTHER-“

[@gamerboss333]

3:27 Hey look it’s the voice clip we all know from SMG4

[@mioszsowik2461]

Exactly

[@murpheria4562]

Duckies

[@joeeeeeeeeeeeey8888]

Yes

[@fartbulb4761]

I paused to comment at unknown and saw a normal pose (KZbin skips a few milliseconds)

[@otakusanimeoffical1266]

0:34 Shouldn’t the Toadies appear here?

[@abstract7007]

Dorklys animation is on another level👌

[@jhunelwuzhere]

2:24 Go have a fake fun adventure

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

0:48 Yoshi deserved that. Waiting until the last second to pop a bubble.

[@devprime2390]

8:11 i think imma bleeding internally

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

2:07 oh man, this one and charazard attacking it's trainer is how I found this channel. Man, the memories are hitting hard.

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

I love the intro music for each bit! 😎

[@cedricmartin8797]

7:08 Wait, it's Yoshi house...kick her out!

[@Me-cw4ow]

“Oh not on the carpet!” I love the British accent they give Bowser lol

[@fartbulb4761]

M e

[@lemonguy6957]

You should make more yoshi bits

[@SSKO2]

Lemon guy yeah who knows they might make some yoshi tax fraud bit.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

Yeah

[@pamelalinebaugh9036]

If u do make more will gladly watch them very funny I have dark sensed of humor or u could try doing parts like a episode like series thing

[@A_CommenterForNow]

Rip yoshi Always gets mario Unride yoshi And yoshi fell throught the pit *Smashed effects*

[@Vampyzx]

Somewhere around 6:38 *talking about no food and then there's food on the tree*

[@solarsworld]

"AAHHH GAH MY BACK" Yoshi: *beats him with a shell repeatedly*

[@moviemaker2011z]

That yoshi loves birdo part was pure gold.

[@TYW0RZ10]

O_O

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@TYW0RZ10 you cant tell me you didnt make the same face as yoshi.

[@val6787]

Molestosaurus rex😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏼 This should be a full cartoon qith enough seasons to keep us quit, epic!!!

[@river_essence]

I love how I just found this channel and never regret it.

[@deadchannelagainaeeerrrrrr6047]

That yoshi and bordo love story one makes a lot of sense honestly

[@zaphodbeeblebrox7893]

Man, with that parenting, Piccolo really IS a Yoshi.

[@austinblack1490]

You've been watching DBZ Abridged

[@sheathekildrik2099]

Ah, while its nice to see the classic humor of classic Dorkly bits, i feel like there is a missed opportunity here, like all the bits are connected to one big story. With Yoshi getting the divorce, getting caught by the FBI (and escaping), meeting the inbred Yoshi, and so on. It could end with Yoshi dropping Mario down the pit, showing the whole story from start to finish.

[@mariabriggs4164]

0:58 if people want to get to the funny 😅😂🤣 stuff

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

2:45 considering right after this we learned this yoshi is 5 min old, it's good to know Yoshis evolved to have cigarettes and lighters in their eggs to deal with the stress of being ditched mid air by the marios

[@raulbarsan8582]

,,I think i'm bleeding internally" I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[@linkthehero8431]

Yoshi to the Koopa at 4:55 "I don't even think you have a spine!" If Yoshi said that to Mitch McConnell, I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference 🤣

[@Geneo-en5km]

The love I have for these classics...... I can't stop binge watching them!

[@paiichan-Pyeicedup]

When mario and yoshi switched places that was so hilarious😂😂 i havent been on this channel in awhile and it feels great

[@JustMarty]

7:19 when your side piece leaves her husband for you.

[@fayspaniel1604]

" My mom is my dad's mom " is by far the funniest i even use it in troll battles xD

[@leftintheoxafire]

5:19 Best scene.

[@a-wingsgaming9162]

4:26 ya know what, the koopa deserved what he got

[@AtomicGolem]

✨️insurance fraud✨️

[@mafiji_king]

"I think i'm bleeding internally"

[@reimusandwich]

2:29 yoshi can be in a castle of trolls in smm1 and smm2

[@notafirewolf]

5:10 This is why I always use red shells and throw the green shells backwards

[@hunterevans8069]

3:51 no not on the carpet

[@keennickolas8575]

the "darkest"?! you mean "all", right? There were some non-dark clips?! o.O?