The DARKEST Dorkly Bit Animations Ever

[@SmileytheSmile]

You've spilled enough pixelated blood in your videos to fill up the entirety of Mariana trench.

[@derdavis6038]

Trench

[@erikacutie69]

Gabriel Izer thats what he said..

[@jasongiddens8749]

I'llBashYeTeethInISwareOnMeMum he edited his comment

[@MasterKcoop]

Smiley the Smile yeah... an insignificant portion of it.

[@Jack-Oates]

99 floors worth of blood.

[@Lasarius]

Tails needs to disable the infinite lives cheat

[@kiasiajenkins880]

Yea

[@GhalidiusTrident]

Can he do that without a controller?

[@Lasarius]

Alphanator Proton *sudden realization* oh shit…

[@GhalidiusTrident]

Looks like he has infinite life for all of eternity

[@pokerchroma3614]

I think he doesn't know how to turn it off

[@leelawrie6976]

I know they said dark. But shit. Right out the bat with putting down bulbasaur

[@DoCoi]

Funny but dark

[@megarayquaza9054]

sheesh thats a really dark one

[@anudayoker]

This one's too dark. It's pitch black. Are us as people treating Pokémon like lifeless monsters the entire time?

[@xEvollution]

I couldn't watch the rest of the video. That bulbasaur part reminded me that I had to put down my 2yo cat last year cause she was dying from feline leukemia :(

[@TheExeGod]

@@xEvollution damn

[@davidyehezkiel5744]

"for once I wasn't a coward, remember that" a real hero, RIP Daniel

[@CyruS210]

Lol

[@satanbrony9235]

May I ask at what part of the video was that said?

[@evileye_jagan4406]

@@satanbrony9235 mario blows up castle

[@DoDidDoneD]

@@evileye_jagan4406 17:45

[@stevenbryant8160]

Felt that

[@RadRaptor152]

The angry birds one wasn't really dark, it was just straight up hilarious

[@doritodragon9218]

They should've used dad piggies instead, that one was dark ultimatum. Well I guess angry birds friendship could be dark for some people

[@kylemiller2414]

These Pokémon ones are depressing as hell.

[@Ubit3y]

Kyle Miller ikr

[@gauge19021]

Especially that bulbasaur one

[@ricardobr1493]

Yup

[@BurningAzure]

@@gauge19021 At least Dawn (Sinnoh), Bianca (Unova), Shauna (Kalos), Kukui (Alola), and Leon (Galar) saw that one.

[@tiredTheorist]

The ratatata one *bro depression*

[@romeWithADot]

Knuckles died at age 69. Nice.

[@boredasleep1558]

Neat.*

[@pegasister6439]

Huh. Neat.

[@cloudyskies5373]

It would've been funnier if her died at 64. Ya know like Nintendo 64.

[@jamesavatar2531]

Huh, neat.

[@cocaineaddict4844]

@@cloudyskies5373 not really. That would work with Nintendo characters tho.

[@kentuckyfriedfrick9804]

Fun fact: there was a planned professor oak boss, and one of his pokemon is the final evolution of the starter you and your rival didn’t pick. So it doesn’t die.

[@lodgimoss]

So he fully evolves it? That’s pretty wholesome

[@silver_kitten]

You used factual correction on a dorkly video... . . . . It’s not very effective

[@sirlambchops.]

We still need to catch them all

[@Craeonkie]

@Noob. I guess. my friend had a bulbasaur which he used to destroy a charizard he dubbed "Homicidal Bulbasaur"

[@user-BadUsername]

It does now bc it was “planned”

[@SootherousNoise]

I lost it when Voltorb started singing as he self-destruct. Lmao. That was sad and hilarious at the same time.

[@nightwing0372]

Voltorbs trainer's a douchebag.

[@multiverse_media2023]

Red is such a jerk. Poor Voltorb.

[@MrGeneEric]

I love how he cracked/choked up while singing

[@justincrowley8787]

Popo calls it deprairious

[@zachwillas6329]

Plus that expression Pidgey made. Priceless!

[@iceviking8280]

Blue telling paralyzed Marowak to use double kick cracks me up every time.

[@shinronvaynex5900]

said that poke center would heal him but never went. im pretty sure its on blue.

[@spinnyboi9951]

@Drew Hall only electric types cant be paralyzed (gen6+)

[@badzombies2003]

We have been OVER THIS BLUE!!!

[@JoNoFiSh13]

@Drew Hall if i remember correctly body slam can cause paralysis on ground types

[@ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw]

Maby Marowak should have walked away

[@hi._.1986]

Game: *exists* Everyone: *likes the game* Dorkly: _h e l l o_

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

TheLuigifan8881 ok... Weirdo..

[@youraveragejoe2]

Hi dorkly

[@NuclearDarkvoid]

Dorkly: Allows us to introduce ourselves

[@Wobbe89]

Kinda like what shädman does?

[@iheartdaftpunk]

@Roni D how do you get those words like that? The lines words?

[@eHammy1339]

LMAO “Marowak use double kick” “We Have BEEN OVER THIS BLUE”

[@pianistswastik3881]

151 likes wow

[@XpLord]

153 i guess its the let's go dex

[@pianistswastik3881]

@@XpLord -_-

[@pianistswastik3881]

@@XpLord they ruined it

[@pianistswastik3881]

@@XpLord i didnt liked for that

[@eeeae]

I just love how you animate these with pixels and they still look amazing. Keep up the great work!

[@johnbailey5835]

That rattata reunion one was probably the most depressing... Dorkly made me sad about two pixelated video game rats. That is honestly impressive.

[@DefinitelyNotSquidward]

Yeah and a little shit that wants to kill pokemon

[@really14444]

The ratata was probably a ditto

[@ygotsvlog3762]

@@really14444 no

[@really14444]

@@ygotsvlog3762 I said probably

[@ygotsvlog3762]

@@really14444 i know

[@flufferfluffierman]

“Tails never fucking dies, not even sephiroth’s sword can end him”

[@Thisguy0187]

What's that sword exactly???

[@driftingwolf0]

Sephiroth's sword is masamune and I think tails sword is too short for that.

[@stevenschuitemaker8438]

Don’t worry tails you wana die here you go your now player 1 now you can die ;)

[@dn8750]

Really messed up having him immortal and his wife and kid weren't.

[@GamerBoyNoah_Gaming]

2:01 He did died. 😇 But only for a couple of seconds. 😭 GamerBoy Noah "So how was the after life? 😇" Tails"Not good enough. 😭"

[@justmestillme2579]

Honestly, Marowac's mad at the wrong trainer if his own didn't get him healed up.

[@kirin1230]

@YuPei Did you even watch the video? Blue catch him, not Red.

[@sargentsteve7148]

He had his spine broken and was yelling at everyone, as far as I was able to tell, he was mad at everyone

[@IamNoobYT]

Tails: its a blessing *100 years later* Tails: NVM

[@GiverOfMisinformation]

Underrated comment

[@rekingroblox4481]

Plot Twist: Tails Had gotten too many extra lives.

[@lostboyy8042]

*too

[@jyunny598]

Or hacks...

[@dannyboy598]

He's has infinite lives

[@zap3231]

I just realized. In the "What happens when Mario blows up castles" bit, the "7 SECONDS EARLIER" part actually DOES happen literally 7 video seconds before the blast. Well done Dorkly.

[@pyro9251]

Zap well done dorkly

[@calebmurray4438]

I just realized that almost every wife (Sub Zero’s wife, Bomberman’s wife, and the koopa who went to the daycare’s wife) is named Sheila. Either that name is very popular in Dorkly, maybe a reference to a person on staff or something, or they’re building up to a dorkly about the one thot that really gets around.

[@KnellMortem]

How dare you have a common internet username that shares a word with mine.

[@Silkyfin_]

And it takes seven seconds to explode afterwards

[@TheChamp820]

In the ratatta one,when they see each another and say their names the names change.

[@DestronGaming]

There ironic thing is that in Red, Blue, and Green, there was the plan for Oak to be one of the boss battles, and he had the final starter...

[@theinglorious8963]

That would have been awesome

[@Marco-Sheep]

It would be cool when you beat the elite 4 Oak is the champion. So you have to battle him to become the champion.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

In the manga there was 3 trainers. Red, Blue, and Green (not kidding green was a female) I bet you can guess which one got which starter.

[@francisharkins]

So kinda like Kukuki in Sun and Moon, and if you get lucky to get him in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon in after the first League completion.

[@diamondthehedgehog2474]

@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Actually,Red had Venusaur,Blue had Charizard,And green had Squirtle.

[@memorablehandle]

"Two minutes too late..." *sharp inhale* "TWO MINUTES TOO LATE!" These voice actors are worth their weight in gold.

[@dhans9662]

More like mass

[@juleskireeff4563]

They are great but let's not exaggerate either

[@PrideEepy64]

9:58 Anyone else notice the Pidgey doesn’t have the Angry eyes anymore And it started looking sad when Voltorb was singing But then end up getting mad when it wasn’t affected

[@breadman9622]

Sub Zero: Is permanently dizzy and his life is shittier than my dads turds Johnny cage: I'll pretend I didn't see that

[@SevenBendy]

Sonya: oh HELL NA-

[@presidenthaltmann7496]

Nana: “I won’t leave our children without their father!” Wait, but aren’t they siblings? And kids? *Hold up*

[@nguyeninhtri1155]

Sweet Alabama prison

[@ScreamDemon462]

That is bad

[@presidenthaltmann7496]

69 likes Nice

[@randomstranger7905]

This is supposed to be dark.

[@steafsobrazy]

JJ RULE Nintendo said they could be anything, sooo.

[@nerd7946]

Leaving someone for their disability. That’s harsh

[@kenrickkahn]

It's the way of the world.. I know pieces of trash who have done this to people they had children by and claim to love but as soon as they have an unreserved illness or a physical disability they leave without notice..

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

Not everyone can and should be Florence nightingale all the time.

[@anubis7457]

@@kenrickkahn Idk man, if I got disabled and the people I loved were stuck wiping my ass for the rest of my life because I can't move I'd want them to leave me or for me to die. People who suffer through those burdens, on both sides, are pitiable.

[@Kaathe249]

@@anubis7457 ok dude that's fucking funny

[@easypeezy03]

@@Kaathe249 what's funny about it, the fact that you somehow find it funny

[@ultimate-x9720]

"TWO MINS TOO LATTEEE, TWO MINS TOOO LAATTEEEEE!" Still haunts me 😭😭😭

[@contagious-official]

Relatable and Haunting 😂

[@deadchannel3328]

PETA: Catching Pokémon is abuse! Dorkly: Catch them all, or they will die

[@deadchannel3328]

( I don’t support peta btw)

[@DeskFan]

*For their own sake...*

[@chaoshenrysevenstickmin3148]

Wats peta

[@satan2872]

PETA: also kills animals when they cannot be adopted and even if they are they will take it back and kill it

[@chaoshenrysevenstickmin3148]

@@satan2872 wtf rly

[@paintguin9004]

R.I.P tails...oh wait he can't die

[@SamG5457]

pinguino S Castillo Herrera estas en todo lugar y todo momento no?

[@isaacdenley1922]

to soon. or not soon enough?

[@dj.h8374]

Hey at least he will have Shadow around....oh wait that is probably worse

[@dofusguy5290]

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!

[@albond]

Isaac Denley *too

[@TkevTV]

That rattata reunion made me almost tear up

[@arthurgameer3847]

Its like ur friend FORCE u to kill ur brother

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

@@arthurgameer3847 It's literally that

[@charliemcgarry7185]

Pokedex entry 132, bro. Ditto

[@professionalidiot1156]

Ditto

[@adarshrai5827]

Ditto

[@Cloofinder]

Sonic: Saving the World is gonna be a snap! Thanos: oh I couldn't agree more!

[@thorwhoisacat]

“Sonic? Where are the rest of the forest animals?” I think we often forget that tails is an innocent eight year old. Thanks for remembering dorkly!

[@KumoKek0]

"So I hear you're single now. ;)" A man dies, then someone else just steals that dead man's wife. ok

[@Gofr4]

Unless it's your best friend's wife and he told you to do it for him.

[@nofuxgiven37]

Xy

[@Primus_Phallus]

We all have our kinks

[@fantasydoge6122]

Mikizeta. That how it is

[@dustin2dust351]

Real life hurts

[@JeremyBX]

1:17 i love how we were all okay with the Dorkly voice actors never attempting to actually sound like the Characters they're voice acting. I think their casual voices really added on to the comedy

[@UnrealisticArgument]

I agree

[@SuperPrestogamer]

Except for toad in some cases...

[@jeremycrouch4356]

I can't imagine Mario, Sonic, Bowser, Robotnic, etc. as sounding different at this point.

[@danielhikel8767]

6:15

[@Rwdphotos]

In my mind, these are the canon Sonic and Tails voices

[@dannyboi830]

RIP Sonic T. Hedgehog 1976 - 2056 (80 years old) RIP Mrs. M. Prower 1985 - 2065 (80 years old) RIP Knuckles T. Echidna 1975 - 2044 (69 years old)

[@Aeropolis707]

R.I.P. Miles Prower jr. 2015 - 2076 (61 Years Old)

[@genocide865]

*_1:00_**_ Mudkip isn't a terrible Pokemon he's literally one of the best in competition_*

[@jackthecraftian]

It goes like this with the starters Kanto: Yeah bulbasaur is the unpopular one Johto: same type again Hoenn: all the starters were popular Sinnoh: piplup was the unpopular one Unova: i think tepig was unpopular cuz third fire/fighting Kalos: chespin wasn't invited to the party Alola: poplio was disowned as a starter.

[@Silverouss]

Jackthecraftian in aloha I actually chose polio, I at least saved ONE polio from not being chosen at least :D

[@TheKaizerD]

@@Silverouss there are always 2 you can't save tho

[@ughlazy7919]

“3th” and “I chose polio” Lorde.

[@pizzathewatermelonshark2293]

He also can be the 2nd strongest pokemon right after shuckle

[@smugneo6431]

Wait ain't the ice climbers brother and sister....SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@weirdblackcatontheinternet]

it's actually a mystery of what they are, so think what you wanna think.

[@guillermor.tinajero1338]

It´s open to interpretation. Sakurai says he'd like them to be lovers

[@pierregroulx3824]

Y

[@David-ro9cb]

F

[@big_mike7950]

One of the smash descriptions confirms that they are twins

[@SparkKnight556]

12:38 This makes me REALLY want to see a movie or show based off of the original ice climbers with the beginning of this skit in mind.... before it got darker I could TOTALLY imagine them just being some kids, like brother and sister or something, just climbing the mountains together in a wholesome way =)

[@LonkDude64]

i may be 2 years late but they are brother and sister

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

I don’t get why everyone forgets that nana used to have blond hair in the commercials but if we’re getting really into it they should both have black hair.

[@mikdan8813]

Don't worry, Tails. You can still hang out with Shadow. He's immortal too.

[@helpfulapple3125]

Daniel J. Mikołajewski Wat is he?

[@mikdan8813]

He can't die of old age and there's hardly anything that can kill him otherwise.

[@paulgalmiche7436]

T,mo

[@helpfulapple3125]

Daniel J. Mikołajewski oh ok

[@yagroloiii5721]

Lol predictable from an edgy character

[@Gamer-GuyGG64]

At this point you could have a whole series called "pokemon trainers are assholes"

[@thebingus9671]

Yeah

[@brodyboi]

Yep

[@minhazul1000]

I mean, what do you expect from ten year olds who "raise" animals by forcing them to knock out other animals, carry them on their backs, cut trees for them, ascend waterfalls, smash rocks, push boulders around, dive deep underwater, and expect them to love them

[@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757]

Is this a direct attack?

[@dhans9662]

My brother in Christ allow me to introduce you to Pokemon Rusty

[@RandomPerson-rt3sz]

9:12, He beat team rocket, and caught the 3 legendary birds, and he is facing a LVL 2 PIGEY, WITH A LVL 15 VOLTORB, And it didnt do any damage,

[@bluphenyx]

For all that talk of "who the Pokemon Trainer is here", he's pretty fucking incompetent

[@baconator8804]

Also the pidgey was lvl 12

[@RandomPerson-rt3sz]

@@baconator8804 no it's a LVL 2 Pidgey,

[@Luckyoneotn]

I think the reason it's dark is because he knows it will do 0-1 damage but still forced his pokemon to commit $u!¢!D€

[@artificialredbull4167]

“ In the eyes of a angel “

[@LokiWolfe1985]

Pokedex entry 132, bro... Ditto.

[@dexeil7173]

Loki Wolfe Truly a sad moment

[@LokiWolfe1985]

@@dexeil7173 What gets me is how did a tallgrasser know obscure pokedex entries...?

[@David-ro9cb]

* *LAVANDIA STARTS PLAYING* *

[@hunterb4202]

132 likes wow

[@DJRainbowToxic]

I heard DIO instead

[@meister.979]

Knuckles can't die he's rougher than the rest to them. He faked his death so that nobody would bother him and the master emerald

[@raymondjones7423]

He's the best of em too Also some people say he's tougher than leathah! (Leather) Unlike Sonic he doesn't chuckle I think he'd rather flex his muscles

[@kaiokenx100birdup5]

He's knuckles tougher than knuckle knuckles than tougher he's knuckle tougher than

[@whact]

@@raymondjones7423 sonic 3 intro

[@communistwinter8518]

Actually, he died at Age 69. Neat.

[@zigfaust]

@@communistwinter8518 Probably by choice too, lol. I know a lot of people that would want to die at 69 if they are still around.

[@JustinY.]

"Holy cow, he just got killed to death!"

[@thunderbuddyboom5514]

Boi

[@STSSilver99]

Nani!?

[@SuperiorGothBun]

There’s no kill like overkill

[@justaguythatexists331]

Oh hello-

[@bluefirewolf1387]

Justin Y. Your here too

[@ReaperSound]

8:33 I cant get over depressed Scorpion

[@nolmaoo]

“ *I’m sorry there is no cure for this level of dizziness, he’ll never fight in that tournament again* ”

[@Sharingan5689]

Could always develop the Dizzy Fist lol

[@Kwankrang]

Lei Wulong would disagree.

[@seashellguy9416]

" *NOOOOOOOO* "

[@shady8045]

The dizziness one is just hilarious, I laughed to hard to notice any dark context just because of the idea of someone constantly spinning around forever living out life

[@SamuelBlack84]

I was expecting him to throw up

[@bandito241]

Because you are not the one spinning. Poor Sub Zero.

[@Enrevibility]

The second I saw this the one played lol

[@Catskull952]

sub zero being me frfr

[@Gotsumonboss]

Nice mametchi

[@AlleywayMurder]

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY MOTHERFUCKING BULBASAUR

[@vikwazlol1369]

Giggly Goo I love my little onion turtle child

[@Swaggertron4000]

Oobesome

[@autumnorahoske8974]

I love Bulbsaur to .

[@Zack_Zander]

Giggly Goo I’m glad that the canon universe all three starter were chosen.

[@safariknight3239]

Actually Bulbasaur And It's Evos Covers Most Of Kanto And Can Learn Better Moves Than Chaizard And Blastoise

[@RobbyBoi_7]

This one right here is so cursed yet so hilarious at the same time lol. 18:09

[@dylanvaughn2518]

Marowak use double kick We have been OVER this blue!!!

[@Mudkippropagandamelody]

The funny thing is he made a trainer stupid enough to train a Raticate to level 72.

[@jayyce1]

Man Raticate was my dude in my first ever Pokémon team.

[@Poptomist]

But I had a shiny raticate and she outran almost everything, and she fainted them before she got to half health most of the time

[@Nerd_1537]

No bully the raticate

[@silverbullet5083]

@@Poptomist awesome

[@lorenzojongste6766]

@@silverbullet5083 Some people shit on pokemon who seemingly are weak but actually are very powerfull if used right.

[@TheZipperDragon]

If Mario were owned by EA... *finds Yoshi egg* $10.99, or 40 hours of play time to unlock Yoshi DLC.

[@zama1861]

It'd probably cost 8 dollars to spin jump

[@the_gamer_0540]

* Troll face *

[@09kingarthur]

TheZipperDragon oh dear god no... NO!!!! (Mario’s voice)

[@Fluminox-]

£20 to insert the cartridge to the system

[@clavedeluz3044]

Currently Nintendo is doing this

[@samueltrusik3251]

I love stories where the main protagonist is somehow immortal, or stuck in a time loop. All that suffering is delicious.

[@thatguyfromthatthing2476]

(Meanwhile, Shuckle in hell...)

[@DaLemon_1738]

That Guy From That Thing I was your hundredth like

[@rainbowlemoncat2272]

Lel

[@rossthemoss6827]

Dontate to the shuckle relief foundation

[@harmonijarvis571]

poor shuckle

[@manictiger]

Shuckle's loving his new evolution in hell. Lava type! So badass!

[@dontebrown946]

I love the fact that "Mario Skips World 2" gave a huge nod with the refrence to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Will's father just up and bounced and he delivered a powerfully emotional scene

[@gbsurvival3444]

Looking through the comments just see if anyone noticed this😂

[@wil69me]

Looking for someone nothing the same things good shit

[@deandewitt5403]

I got that 2

[@BluePhantom003]

In the original Pokemon red , oak has a secret boss battle where the has trained the leftover starter pokemon .

[@forgetfulfunctor1]

No wayyyyy

[@AnthonyKusanagi101]

@@forgetfulfunctor1 yes way. It's a glitch but you can do it.

[@forgetfulfunctor1]

@@AnthonyKusanagi101 being a glitch is even weirder than if it was an egg

[@thisaccountissomethingelse6960]

@@forgetfulfunctor1 an egg?

[@AnthonyKusanagi101]

@@forgetfulfunctor1 but it may be a glitch but it's playable

[@knalleballkalle8365]

I love how they draw the simple premises to the extreme, like no kid ever thought about but as an adult it's kinda obvious and dumb but still a great game

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

->darkest animations ->thumbnail is tails killing himself ->yeah you’re right what the french toast

[@chicken5252]

370 likes

[@chicken5252]

Tailsmatsu aka death 371

[@lordofsiths6629]

Now 666 likes

[@zichithefox4781]

"What the french toast". Dude I haven't heard that said since like 2005. Holy crap. I miss that.

[@VirtualEnigma9022]

718 likes

[@honkdonk8745]

Holy shit, when it said "7 seconds earlier" an ad imminently appeared with the text "what it's like to be sexually abused" holy mother of god, that was so deep I'm so confused.

[@Dr.Manninton]

I got an ad for Taco bell

[@bonkboyo3644]

Must’ve been one of those HR meetings

[@Meneb]

One of the gravestones says "Miles Prowder Jr" OOF

[@justhere2362]

Never had grandkids. Would’ve given him reason to live some.

[@jaceplays861]

And Mrs.Misty Prower

[@shreerangvaidya9264]

His son's name was Miles Per Hour Prower.

[@killer257]

@Dr. Goji clearly u dont get the fucking joke

[@darth-lord-revan4922]

Oak whistling "in the eyes of an angel" is too perfect 0:42

[@alessandrobozzi7085]

You know there's a problem when the "darkest" (not merely dark, the darkest) bits of Dorkly provide almost twenty minutes' worth of material.

[@Racinq]

Not a problem at all!

[@Someone-wj1lf]

What do you call a problem ? I see none there

[@Gnourt0n]

Wait I just realized Mario skips world 2 is the famous sad prince of bel-air scene

[@JemsXiong]

Ikr that scenes sad

[@freighttrain4379]

That's what I was thinking😂

[@JacobDreemurr]

Your so right!

[@SoulCrusherEx]

Pokedex Entry 132 bro... Ditto....

[@alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222]

Dude, this nearly broke me.

[@johnfakester5527]

I don’t get it, explainnnnn

[@lazyaaron1240]

John Fakester me nether

[@Coolz_Pickle]

Ditto is an expresion for like “me too”. I think

[@TrueHey]

Ditto is a pokemon that can turn into any other pokemon do you not play pokemon

[@angelafrost5460]

I honestly just want a video of Tails screaming for an hour.

[@user-dv2mn3cu4x]

You monster

[@ParadoxumParadisus]

Yeah wtf is wrong with uou!? HES 8 YEARS OLD YOU GOD D*** MONSTER

[@Johnathonscott]

1:54 I know it was dark humour but you should have put on sonic's grave 1976-2006

[@sambenmoser1240]

Why?

[@Johnathonscott]

@@sambenmoser1240 play sonic the hedgehog 2006 game and you will know why

[@theul6775]

@@Johnathonscott That's the greatest game of all time... Hehe

[@artemistalkz6522]

@@theul6775 lol facts.

[@silvernick65]

Kal El that game is awesome

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

But if Tails can't die, then he could just find more people to love. He's like a fox-version of the Doctor.

[@yamiemii1522]

Shadow to tails: am I a joke to you? (He can't really die either)

[@analynpacios3704]

No i think he has the infinite lives cheat

[@ashez5583]

That would suck bad as well, watching generations of great friends dying, such is the fate of an undying being.

[@B4RC0D3_YT]

More like what I can say that he is a TRAP after all.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Yes. More people to meet, grow attached to, start friendships or romantic relationships with, until they perish. And the cycle repeats, on and on, rendering you closer and closer to emotionally dead, until you're left as some emotionless shell, wondering why would God curse you with such a horrible curse by refusing the ultimate end we all truly fear.

[@macademia_p7853]

3:31 he's Clearly forgotten something....

[@arialta]

he forgot my broken heart ;( can i have two dollar fifty

[@VergilVon_Doom]

@@arialtano

[@alexplayz6068]

3:31 that's actually called harakiri I think it was seen in one of the Mortal Kombat games where once a character is dizzy they have the option to kill themselves

[@RebaHashiri]

Tails can't die would of been alot funnier if Sonic's Tomb stone said Sonic the Hedgehog 1976 - 2006

[@EternalMelee]

Reba Hashiri 2056*

[@tomtodd3800]

Eternal Melee I don't think you got the joke

[@EternalMelee]

Tom Todd I do.

[@ryanhernandez1877]

+Eternal Melee Can you repeat that sentence?

[@sherlockowiec1693]

Hah... Good one!

[@funnymanmakesvideos7580]

2:04 Unable to die, tails eventually stopped thinking

[@portuguisianbralizian3293]

But he's not floating forever in space

[@funnymanmakesvideos7580]

@@portuguisianbralizian3293 bom quem sabe?

[@monke6912]

@@portuguisianbralizian3293 jojo part 2?

[@portuguisianbralizian3293]

@@monke6912 yes

[@monke6912]

@@portuguisianbralizian3293 yay

[@pieandcheese1016]

“Of course we are not owned by SEGA” We are owned by EA. Would you like to pay for the rest of your friends.

[@intijosedavidmunozescobar8038]

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@thefool8224]

that is THE darkest timeline

[@TheComatoseCreator]

We are owned b- [You must pay $99 for the rest of the conversation]

[@FuryFox-fg1wn]

15:17 Umm 🤔 What?

[@qiyozu]

I cried at the rattata part :( Pokedex 132 bro

[@LIZARDONFIRE]

DITTO...

[@mrmochii407]

Rattata = Raticate (after) + Rattata (now) Death

[@mrmochii407]

Rattata = Ditto confirmed

[@KittyCat-sc2ye]

Not Depressed Jimmy screw rattata, that Pokémon sucks

[@wyattmiranda3484]

Not Depressed Jimmy ditto

[@heroguardian5578]

Legends says it was the end of the world for tails but... Tails is still aliVE dying and reviving dying and reving...again and again and again...in the universe...pure pain and torture...

[@UnrealisticArgument]

Imagine if this Tails went to sonic boom it was so full of despair started killing everyone

[@heroguardian5578]

@@UnrealisticArgument my god...

[@UnrealisticArgument]

@@heroguardian5578 I know my grammar horrible

[@Dionyxium]

Everybody gangsta till the fox becomes god

[@thegameplayers494]

So tails is suicidal.

[@unwrittenearth9230]

The ratacate one with the RATATA was so sad and sweet I almost cried

[@futurecorruptedsansseconda3238]

Thats sad dude

[@thewitkowskis470]

Ikr

[@mchii_lvr6939]

I was so sad to I cryed

[@mchii_lvr6939]

And the soinc

[@mchii_lvr6939]

Just no

[@claydragon09]

I laughed out loud at every single one of these I don’t know whether I should be proud or disappointed in myself

[@Lizard_Ri]

You're evil

[@iheartdaftpunk]

Every single person ever in the game things : *has a wife and children* That just makes it *worse*

[@UnrealisticArgument]

Almost every person had a wife and kids

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

I've been calling them Darkly Bits for years now.

[@dmlppspringtraplover]

Darkes of bits

[@jagged1725]

Omg yes

[@victorygamer713]

Dorkly's evil yt counterpart

[@redpenguin5602]

Mudkip is picked all the time. I think ORAS is the only generation where all three starters are picked.

[@seancriswell4505]

I always found Mudkip to be really useful whenever I played Gen 3. It just gets a bad rep because it's overused in memes nowadays.

[@bobwatyup]

Mudkip is my favorite Pokemon so I always used to use him

[@Bigbirdiscool]

I completely agree with this statement

[@grady2540]

Gen 4 as well

[@someinterneter9372]

ORAS.... ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@tomaslopez4892]

"NO THIS MAN HAS FOUGHT WITH HONOR. I HAVE DONE ENOUGH."

[@SaltyBanjos]

1:00 *sees mudkip* I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

[@sonicfanatic6733]

oscar cool12345 dude, same

[@analynpacios3704]

I heard dorkly does not like mudkips!

[@afonsosampaio765]

Mudkip its a fan favorite come on

[@Void_Echoes]

People don’t respect how cool Swampert is

[@afonsosampaio765]

@@Void_Echoes ikr. Swampert is one of thoose pokemons that has a original format

[@codylewis3024]

4:43 Blue:marowak use double kick Me:ಠ_ಠ

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

This prooves Dorkly is a Dark Type pokémon.

[@sebastianspac1900]

Yep lol

[@odd_inhd9250]

Dorkly! Use Nightmare!

[@supleh5937]

I love that the pig and red were having a full blown conversation

[@itz_david9825]

18:02 Sega fans: its not that bad Nintendo fans: BRUH WTF THIS IS SOME MESSED UP STUFF

[@zama1861]

You can't lie, Sega has some sweet music

[@Mania5K]

I’m guess I’m more Nintendo Then Sega fan BECAUSE This LOOKS MESSED UP! And HIDIOUS ( also this is my opinion so don’t be salty )

[@Mania5K]

MarioMaster 412 True But u okey with that cough though

[@bdavison94]

*LITERALLY EXPLODES SOMEONE* "So I hear you're single now?"

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

*Clicks video* " How dark can it really be?" *After first clip* "Well shit"

[@bullwrinkle29studiosshow37]

Rip Daniel the koopa “ lived a heroic not coward life” 1990-2018.

[@0DRONZER]

the fetality one is more fun than dark, she turned him into a fetus

[@foquitajeej2399]

*you can eat it*

[@Ro-gp8lj]

@@foquitajeej2399 you have a beautiful mind

[@wettoast8902]

@@Ro-gp8lj 😂

[@kaiokenx100birdup5]

Fetus deletus cretus neatus hetus crestus testus

[@pugsriel]

Yeah

[@osaka_fever]

The ratata and the ratacate one was sad

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Well at least it was just a fainting, the Ratatta didn't die

[@buckwindow]

Bro how would they heal though

[@Bro-cx2jc]

buckwindow No idea,bl but they seem to do it somehow since you can infinitely encounter the same Pokemon in a single patch of grass. Perhaps tall grassers have the auto-heal power which gets lost when they're captured?

[@satrickptar6265]

@@Bro-cx2jc They will never heal unless they bring them to the pokecenter

[@yxorPnwoknU]

Way to sad I cried

[@Zwizard247]

This should have been for October, seems perfect for it

[@Argotius]

Fun fact: the only way to level up is by killing Pokémon, and Prof. Oak is level 62, so either he killed REALLY high level Pokémon, or he has killed thousands of Pokémon.

[@tvoovm7254]

"Paralyzed Pokémon Returns" Oh, well that was... Onix-pected!

[@kameron_guenther8387]

Good one.

[@jordandill7863]

go home

[@minidrew3422]

@@jordandill7863 go to bed

[@jacepalmier7941]

Use Double Kick!

[@Solarballs77]

The pun was super effective

[@yahseenmahdiq6162]

I'm usually dead inside but that bulbasaur one reminded me of when I had to put down my cat. He was only 6 months old and he was my best buddy. I sat there with him as he passed and I cried harder than I ever have in my life. RIP Stanley

[@God-yd8zh]

Why did you have to put him down

[@yahseenmahdiq6162]

@@God-yd8zh he was attacked by a dog in my apartment. There was no way to save him. There were multiple puncture wounds through his abdomen.

[@God-yd8zh]

I am deeply sorry for your loss. I hope you are feeling better now.

[@anudayoker]

@@yahseenmahdiq6162 That's so sad. A prayer to your cat and Bulbasaur, even though I'm a Charmander user.

[@mr.intruder1536]

@@yahseenmahdiq6162 I swear if I were you I will beat the shit out of that dog

[@jaykrause3137]

I’m wondering how red beat team rocket and captured the 3 legendary birds with a level 15 voltorb

[@granpappytom5540]

Hostage scenario.

[@cheesed-kun8445]

The Steel Centurion 21 sounds about right

[@ryanshutt8542]

Agree

[@JadeKitsuneuwu]

you need to make a damn movie, this is so greatly made

[@dragon-xt4vw]

Dorkly... You mean Darkly

[@user-gu8js4qo7q]

3rd hundred to like you

[@catraistmaoist241]

More like bore ragnorok

[@Puttum.]

@Gavin star shut up you couldn't put douchebag together

[@nathanm8792]

@Gavin star bro it's the internet I could go racist here but you don't have to go far to find racism on KZbin

[@Puttum.]

@Gavin star but two words like "everyone" can be put together hunny

[@darioildiario3001]

My favourite one is always "Subzero stays dizzy" ^_^

[@sonicfriends4564]

Agreed

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

Me during the entire short: "JUST LIGHT PUNCH HIM YOU IDIOTS!"

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

Hell yeah

[@triangletriangle4520]

Mine is the mario castle one. The LETS PLAY A GAME WHERE YOU LAND ON TOP OF ME. Even if it looks like I’m hurt, just do it okay kids?

[@k1llrg0ldf1sh7]

That's one of my least favorite videos dorkly has done

[@Nov-5062]

Poor Sub Zero....He suffered the most.

[@EagleyeDT]

Nov 5062 no the Pokemon had it worst

[@Theoldhost]

4:01 I did that

[@bobbill2657]

Luigi: Of course we’re not owned by Ubisoft brother! We’re owned by *Pay $99.99 to find out*

[@TMS-Oddbot]

Mario: *wakes up* What now? Luigi: Mario. Mario: Who the heck owns us now? Luigi: Rare Mario: Oh, close enough to Nintendo. Luigi: Except we actually just got bought by Microsoft. *dude comes in and takes away literally everything Nintendo* *both bros become blockier* Mario: Mamma mia

[@gamencraft818]

Oh, so EA

[@johnbailey5835]

EA GAAAMES That you have to pay 20$ to get past the first level, even after paying 40% for the game

[@richardouellette4041]

@@TMS-Oddbot it's been a while

[@TMS-Oddbot]

@@richardouellette4041 So it has. College, man. It sucks. But the death of G+ definitely didn't help. Whatcha up to?