I lost it right at the beginning when the cop called him a "molestassaurus-rex" 😂
@bobthebuilder15454 жыл бұрын
I was on the floor the whole video
4 жыл бұрын
So nazis watch Dorkly.. strange world we live in...
@diskdem0n4 жыл бұрын
*NO EMOJI POLICE*
@dianamattinas18394 жыл бұрын
@ H Good 👍
@superplaystation64ltd574 жыл бұрын
Why can the cops call him a "Molestassaurus-rex".
@adalfernandez62335 жыл бұрын
Yoshi was hatched 5 minutes ago and now he’s smoking damn
@theartoonnerdologist4115 жыл бұрын
Adal Fernandez they grow up so fast
@memeicusgaming21975 жыл бұрын
If he knows about the past after five minutes then... Oh god *I am the doctor plays in the backround* P. S. I am not saying he's the doctor I'm saying he's a timelord in general.
@runningjalapeno47075 жыл бұрын
They grow up so fast
@XBOXandPSGaming-zt3ym5 жыл бұрын
YOSHI smoking? WTF?
@Transfurred5 жыл бұрын
Hes more savage then i can ever be
@tyronisback57475 жыл бұрын
Mother Yoshi: We cannot afford groceries because we’re broke Me: why don’t you eat those apples on your house?
@thegooseking8184 жыл бұрын
Because logic
@redbit50104 жыл бұрын
because they be plastic
@notanidiot5674 жыл бұрын
@@redbit5010 yoshi eats then in games
@Gantheman34 жыл бұрын
I'm deing inside
@Sawshark-xz6ss4 жыл бұрын
They have eaten them too much
@SuperChargeTheDumDum3 жыл бұрын
“My mom is my dads mom” Yup, nothing wrong here, keep moving folks!
@GM.Nobody3 жыл бұрын
time to ask the real question. Does he call her ma, or grandma
@alienenby3 жыл бұрын
@@GM.Nobody both, mandma
@bardock86073 жыл бұрын
Be my mom is mom's dads
@juarezm.67373 жыл бұрын
thats normal.... in nature lol...
@Ornzora3 жыл бұрын
@@GM.Nobody Grandmama
@Rathzul3 жыл бұрын
I love how mario is worried that yoshi will die if he goes in the castle, yet mario killed 100's of them trying to cross big jumps.
@TerraTerrariusBFSROfficial5 жыл бұрын
'My mom is my dad's mom' So... your mother is your grandmother, or is that just a riddle?
@heyitsnias75515 жыл бұрын
Or it means his dads mom and his dad f*cked
@louiethecatwastaken5 жыл бұрын
That means her mom married her son
@TerraTerrariusBFSROfficial5 жыл бұрын
@@louiethecatwastaken Ok thanks :D
@johnsanimations27255 жыл бұрын
if you go one generation up, the mother had intercourse with the son to produce him
@angelbun-art5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that also make his dad, his brother?
@thatunknowndoot5 жыл бұрын
“Take a Luigi on the carpet”
@Lost_idiot2235 жыл бұрын
I'm just responding because of your profile picture
@Lost_idiot2235 жыл бұрын
@BEEF117 LOL Mama Luigi was pretty much a meme episode!
@redtrainer64385 жыл бұрын
"OH WELL EXCUSE ME FOR- a Luigi?"
@Nameless822845 жыл бұрын
@@redtrainer6438 You know number 2.
@calla_spacedount31405 жыл бұрын
@@Nameless82284 oh well Excuse me for go to the bathroom every now and then after you make me eat a F*cking Sentient cactus.
@someonediedwhilemakingthis78425 жыл бұрын
Yoshi : Roses are red Creating Innovation I always get away from tax evasion
@thejuic3b0i645 жыл бұрын
someone died while making this account -KUN underrated comment
@blu3the_b0x945 жыл бұрын
Smg4
@thejuic3b0i645 жыл бұрын
Chibiel someone committed tax fraud
@redgamer21635 жыл бұрын
after an intrevew to yoshi, i know that yoshi does not only commit tax fruaud, but he dosen't pay his kart maneteince
@lolmanmagee27855 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@ninjanerdstudent69375 жыл бұрын
At the bottom of every hole, there is a pile of dead Yoshis.
@MrBannermc4 жыл бұрын
Mario abandoned them a LOT
@TheGalaxyWings4 жыл бұрын
That's why there are holes you can't die to in Mario Maker troll levels
@mariabriggs41644 жыл бұрын
Yep Mario is a insane killer somesorts
@Amritss6643 жыл бұрын
@@mariabriggs4164 the player does it lol funny troll the player does on yoshi
@mrduck264 жыл бұрын
7:49 shoes only 7:52 that’s a nice hat there you got mario
@annazoschke.98813 жыл бұрын
7:49 Yoshi: Shoes only 7:52 Later
@fartbulb47613 жыл бұрын
Now dye it green
@mmgmagic4 жыл бұрын
Mama Yoshi: We don't have money for groceries. Also Mama Yoshi: *Literally hangs apples on the tree*
@neydebatista95623 жыл бұрын
Ertty
@joemullarkey57193 жыл бұрын
But wouldn’t that be like eating your own porch lights?
@bigmanimation3 жыл бұрын
It grows on the tree
@thepizzatime35023 жыл бұрын
Mama luigi is a better parent
@thegardnerproductions2033 жыл бұрын
Take away the apple
@maxdidathing17165 жыл бұрын
Why do i feel that "the darkest Yoshi bits" are the only Yoshi bits
@silver_kitten4 жыл бұрын
Sad but true.☠️
@Noobwitha_Hat4 жыл бұрын
Waaaaaait
@fazlulkarim76174 жыл бұрын
@late4thegameNOW yeah yeah
@MysticMylo-33 жыл бұрын
Cause they are-
@kevintsunami38803 жыл бұрын
They are all dark.
@SydneyPawYT5 жыл бұрын
The moral of these stories DONT PISS OFF YOSHI
@williamjeune64693 жыл бұрын
And if anyone says: “Give me the fucking baby,” get the hell out of there.
@DietSugar02 жыл бұрын
@@williamjeune6469 literally
@AJax41235 жыл бұрын
Yoshi: You’re gonna get up there and testify that you’re an a*shole Me: Seems legit
@CryptoJordanVR5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for "Pokemon disappointed with their Mega Evolutions" Alakazam: EVEN MORE SPOONS!?!? The heck man!?!??
@meonly645 жыл бұрын
Poor shuckle still being trained by satan
@JaggedBird5 жыл бұрын
Michael Hadaway or he transforms into it if he’s smart enough...or they make him design his own mega version. He is a ditto now after all
@meonly645 жыл бұрын
@@JaggedBird he had the fucking chance n transformed into an other shuckle so he isn that smart but love his positivity tho
@elbunko_5 жыл бұрын
Bro, he wanted a mega stone for a gazpacho buffet.
@elbunko_5 жыл бұрын
Noone saying about his gazpacho.
@bolbi10165 жыл бұрын
5:20-5:27 That Koopa kind of deserved it
@micahplays49394 жыл бұрын
He did not
@claytonpactol88514 жыл бұрын
Time to throw him *into the lake*
@shadowbolthaseo18614 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@SuperiorChaotic4 жыл бұрын
Let's see if he's a tortoise or a turtle XD
@Eddnir4 жыл бұрын
Does it really hurt his back? Koopas have a shell for a reason
@The99Mustin5 жыл бұрын
This is why I do tax fraud
@gamingyoshifanatic40825 жыл бұрын
A wise choice, brother.
@shadowsnake51335 жыл бұрын
Hi, just, waiting for the back up... also, *FBI, OPEN UP!*
@Gestrada0315 жыл бұрын
And also make out played jokes!
@rogelioVela19855 жыл бұрын
move out the country and play football. We got room in the team :P
@Zetr05 жыл бұрын
*Very Wise*
@joshuaolsoncook5 жыл бұрын
I’ll never understand how people get married and think, “Yep. I’ll just treat my partner like an ATM machine until they lose their source of income.”
@AdrianGonzalez-sh7qm4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Olson Cook nah they usually like making the other person feel bad when they know they’re the ones doing the dirty deeds
@joshuaolsoncook4 жыл бұрын
Adrian Gonzalez The whole “Sugar Partner” thing is a very financially volatile relationship because if the wealthy partner loses their money, dies, or gets tired of them, then that person could end up on the streets. Same goes for the unemployed stay at home parent.
@Crusina4 жыл бұрын
Uh. She married him when she could have married someone rich right off the bat. She also could have left him way before and did not. She also didnt leave till he lost his job...which judging by what she siad, is a common thing. Her worst thing is she cheated on him. She isnt a victim but she isnt the one completely at fault either.
@michaelyearwood64224 жыл бұрын
@@Crusina lmao she was cheating in him and probably was since they first got married so yes it's her fault if she wanted to he a gold digger she should have married the rich dude. Stop putting men down and defending women being cheating thots
@MrReaperChaz4 жыл бұрын
To answer the original question to the comment, the answer is laziness and entitlement endorsed by public school programs that were started in the early 1930s. with the concept of gender-specific class's like home ed and connected classes, which should be shared with boys like cooking as it should be a life skill that should be learned by everyone. instead they used it to bring home the stereotype that girls should be at home well raising the children, well the men should bring home the money. There are a whole mess of issues involving this idea that my partner is an atm, I don't need to do anything to help out to bring in cash to? But it all rolls down to work with what you have and always try to improve if you aren't happy and better yourself, don't blame your partner if they are your only lifeline it only leads to disaster.
@rubyyxlc39364 жыл бұрын
"My mom is my dad's mom" so his grandma and her son screwed and had him. So his dad is his brother, and his grandma is his mom...
@jerryakatony57243 жыл бұрын
I have a headache............
@vinikampferherzbarros273 жыл бұрын
What?
@TurnerGoodrich3 жыл бұрын
So he’s a son, a brother a grandchild and nephew all rolled into one?
@ShadowSpace56z3 жыл бұрын
@@TurnerGoodrich thats where the word comes in ' Hybrid'
@MaximusDream782 жыл бұрын
I'm actually afraid
@krebyrocks775 жыл бұрын
"Shoes only" But he still got to wear his hat?
@keeferjanssen95575 жыл бұрын
It's his flesh
@jakedoescomics26715 жыл бұрын
He is fused to the hat :0
@yuoiimcnootii73035 жыл бұрын
Wait when
@sakam0t0715 жыл бұрын
I’m you’re 100th like
@unrevoked71375 жыл бұрын
Uh.. Shoes Only?
@SilverPhoenix575 жыл бұрын
That go-kart Koopa got what was coming to him. Scam artists everywhere! xD
@dying1016663 жыл бұрын
so satisfying.
@kaytea425 жыл бұрын
0:42 who noticed Mario turned into Dorkly’s Mario
@Bman_Iggy4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah he did!
@purpledragon68904 жыл бұрын
Yea
@JoedEzekiel0693 жыл бұрын
Yeah Idk Why They Keep Changing Sprites
@Pix31nat0r3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@omarpikm21013 жыл бұрын
Evolution
@lucasallanrogers5 жыл бұрын
Yoshi: goes to wife Yoshi:*why is there boss music playing?*
@demonlord46614 жыл бұрын
“My mom is my dad’s Mom” - finally a bloodline more bizarre than the joestars’s
@Mr3DLC4 жыл бұрын
WRYYYYYYY
@amvcity60764 жыл бұрын
That’s Inpossible This must be the work of an enemy stand!!!
@ssjup814 жыл бұрын
It took me a while for my brain to comprehend that. lol So his mother is also his grandmother and his father is also technically his grandfather and half brother because his grandmother had sex with her own son. So messed up! >< lol
@Bomb_boy-sn4pr3 жыл бұрын
NANI!?
@giornogiovanna66423 жыл бұрын
Not more bizarre than mines
@nebelrebel15575 жыл бұрын
Yoshis wife later then wanted to get back with Yoshi because he git rich going on adventures with Mario and become a sport/olympic/kart racing champion/participant
@replaytsl45915 жыл бұрын
But Tax evasion ruined all that
@thrillermiller73015 жыл бұрын
Mike the fan until that one fateful day, where Mario just HAD to get over that gap.
@damotoneko15005 жыл бұрын
@@replaytsl4591 Tax evasion? I didnt think Peach would force her saviors/friends to pay taxes. Also does a dinosaur like him really need to at all?
@brunobrx35995 жыл бұрын
@@damotoneko1500 It is probaly bowser who does the taxes as he is the king of where Yoshi lives
@ungalunga29515 жыл бұрын
DA MotoNeko It’s a meme...
@nickkrasny15625 жыл бұрын
I love that Yoshi screams, “YOU DESERVE THIS!” As he beats him to death
@UndernetChara5 жыл бұрын
0:20-0:35 That's literally me every time I play any Yoshi's Island game.
@dead92475 жыл бұрын
Mark van der Wal same the kid is annoying
@dead92475 жыл бұрын
Mr Bell yeah
@UndernetChara5 жыл бұрын
@Mr Bell relatable.
@Haxorus_rulz5 жыл бұрын
Mark van der Wal same
@justbeatit21724 жыл бұрын
"Yoshie isnt allowed to enter castle" Him 30 years ago: ...
@ReddyToAnimate10 ай бұрын
Also Him In Mario Maker:
@RalphVB Жыл бұрын
You don't come across a channel very often where a sub is so well deserved as this one. So so funny, I love it so much.
@bideabiere61255 жыл бұрын
Spoiler, inbred yoshi don't come from yoshis island but from... Sweet home Alabama
@eva-lynmartinez82005 жыл бұрын
I did not expect that. Lol 😂
@hardwirecars5 жыл бұрын
as a texan i support this claim.
@nellaruff86385 жыл бұрын
Y'all always mix Alabama up woth Missiori and Mississippi
@thejuic3b0i645 жыл бұрын
Yoshi’s Sweet Home Story
@polyhedronman99755 жыл бұрын
nah he antivax yoshi
@indigostudios78515 жыл бұрын
*sees the Birdo episode* The tractor beam is pulling us in!
@throatychunk5 жыл бұрын
"But all you do is add another mouth to feed!" THERE ARE BERRIES... GROWING ON YOUR HOUSE.
@AllOfThe_Above4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@lavendermintyy3 жыл бұрын
True
@thatmysteriousfox95523 жыл бұрын
Aren't those apples?
@galaxywolf84443 жыл бұрын
@@thatmysteriousfox9552 its food nonetheless
@Pinkkittie50063 жыл бұрын
Just noticed that. Of you think about it they are Yoshis they have a lot food, goombas, caterpillars, turtles, and fruits. They really don't have a food problem. Is it a joke though so I might as well not think to much about it.
@dying1016663 жыл бұрын
4:10 I always imagined goombas being used like that.
@BluTheHHH4 жыл бұрын
"Yoshi isn't allowed in the Castle" SMM and SMM2: *_Am i a joke to you_*
@yeeyeekaree11073 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bereketabtessema77775 жыл бұрын
If your doing the darkest yoshi bits, then thats all of them.
@paint12385 жыл бұрын
Well yeah they only make dark bits anyways
@larareid22765 жыл бұрын
That's literally the title
@sargentsteve71485 жыл бұрын
But here's the thing: *that was the plan*
@gunfire_464 жыл бұрын
I like when the cop says “you were gonna eat that baby weren’t you you’ve god damn molestasaurus Rex”
@kroek2595 жыл бұрын
If dark matter (kirby ) had an assistent
@07yoshiproductions665 жыл бұрын
Or Marx
@MasterMarx5 жыл бұрын
Or Magolor!
@basilisk44285 жыл бұрын
Problem:most kirby villians demon with no setient though process
@sparklingemolga51695 жыл бұрын
If void had...
@kroek2595 жыл бұрын
@The P L A N T 04 indeed, he wants to control the universe. Nothing unusual
@cunningsmile41665 жыл бұрын
5:20 I'm proud of you Yoshi
@simeonprovis87864 жыл бұрын
lol
@jjcsa34 жыл бұрын
@@simeonprovis8786 That Koopa did Deserve it though
@kirkseykids23734 жыл бұрын
Proud PROUD? HE MURDERED THAT POOR KOOPA TROOPA WHEN HE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
@DillonSmith05273 жыл бұрын
@@kirkseykids2373 Didn't do anything? HE WAS SHOUTING TOO MUCH MAAAAAAAAN
@kirkseykids23733 жыл бұрын
@@DillonSmith0527 I for one think Yoshida is evil
@ChopperV-88073 жыл бұрын
2:47 When Yoshi lights a cigarette, you know he's gonna start getting serious
@CornInSpace5 жыл бұрын
That yellow Yoshi made feel so uncforatable Yes ik that I spelled uncomfortable incorrectly I just never changed it :P
@Phoenix_Blader_934 жыл бұрын
Uncomfortable
@Playerofakind4 жыл бұрын
@@Phoenix_Blader_93 no
@darkwolf26224 жыл бұрын
Did you even attempt to sound that out?
@mariabriggs41644 жыл бұрын
Well that yoshi make laugh 😂
@CornInSpace4 жыл бұрын
@@darkwolf2622 *not at all*
@RJZII4 жыл бұрын
Comment on "Yoshi gets a Divorse": She doesnt have to resort to cannibalism if they live under a damn apple tree.
@tomas18854 жыл бұрын
5:20 *well that's what you call murder mystery*
@jolynekujobackfromprison7444 жыл бұрын
5:27 Just don't hire a lawyer with elf ears.
@lolboy90523 жыл бұрын
In yoshi gets a divorce, why don’t they just eat the apples on their ‘tree house’?
@khoenmatthewnerona81912 жыл бұрын
Because the apples are paint
@MissFeraligatr5 жыл бұрын
My favorite sentences & scenes: "Are your parents siblings or what?" 3:28 - 3:50 The whole "Yoshi loves Birdo" skit The whole "Mario Kart Crash" skit (OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!) The whole "Mario and Yoshi switch places" skit (Payback time!) Ah, wierd memories of my teen years... :')
@jakebello79885 жыл бұрын
I just got the “Luigi” joke. He took a crap on the floor. I’m just dumb.
@xxXthekevXxx5 жыл бұрын
Because Luigi is number 2
@suckerman7gm4 жыл бұрын
@Lightway Animated Pictures They call shits number two because of Luigi.
@njyawndra86094 жыл бұрын
Yeah and all the butthurt luigi fans are the ones who disliked this video.
@ambermarietrivette14314 жыл бұрын
I'm a Luigi fan, but THAT was funny😂😂
@centisaur5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: all of these videos are yoshi stuck in an eternal hell by not paying his taxes
@nolanmattox97175 жыл бұрын
Where?
@centisaur5 жыл бұрын
In the entire video, its all an illusion to make Yoshi feel content before Satan sends him into eternal despair.
@nolanmattox97175 жыл бұрын
@@centisaur I still don't understand what you mean.
@ianr.navahuber21955 жыл бұрын
@@centisaur where the "Yoshi commits Tax fraud" Joke comes from?
@kellenoconnor43964 жыл бұрын
@@nolanmattox9717 see, yoshi committed tax fraud
@jmanthereaper10604 жыл бұрын
This s why I like yoshi. 3:20
@AG_Speaks5 жыл бұрын
6:24 has nobody noticed the well placed fruit on top of their house that looks very good to eat.
@Black_Jack215 жыл бұрын
"That bastard called me dead weight. I didn't come all this way for nothing." (7:03)
@shitpickle17255 жыл бұрын
"Nero go, this was a bad move!"
@brandonmason10155 жыл бұрын
6:21 there's literally a bunch of apples above their heads.
@TheGreenYoutuber5 жыл бұрын
Why did you post the same comment twice
@MarioMcFly4 жыл бұрын
They are berries, actually. It says so in the manual to Super Mario World.
@brandonmason10154 жыл бұрын
@@MarioMcFly Eh, potato tomato.
@brandonmason10154 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenKZbinr you know mate that's a real good question.
@simonnachreiner83803 жыл бұрын
@TheGreenKZbinr KZbin likes to duplicate comments sometimes. Broke d*** piece of s*** website that it is.
@abstract70075 жыл бұрын
Dorklys animation is on another level👌
@brianwu26973 жыл бұрын
I love how Yoshi sounds friendly in the videos games but sounds mean in the Dorkly videos! Classic!
@loganthevillager91765 жыл бұрын
Mario: I’m the one who has to bathe if you take a Luigi on the carpet. Yoshi: Oh, well, Excuse ME for... A Luigi? Mario: You know, #2.
@fartbulb47613 жыл бұрын
Luigi: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:0
@LucasMBoysOurRoy5 жыл бұрын
2:12 When I downloaded KZbin for my 3DS, I typed in Yoshi, and this was the very first video I saw in my 3DS. Good times.
@Lego_Eggo5 жыл бұрын
@Mr Bell it is ded now they removed it from E-Shop and removed the functions for the app
@boneylockz39675 жыл бұрын
0:27 "You better make this up when you're older" "Buddy? Where not gonna make this... Buddy?! "
@haelstrom1014 жыл бұрын
0:37 but yeah
@johnbailey58354 жыл бұрын
We're* I apologise. I had to.
@haelstrom1014 жыл бұрын
@@johnbailey5835 it's fair
@SixtyFourJr11 ай бұрын
“YOU MOTHER-“
@batsy24885 жыл бұрын
3:37 he actually won the arguement since feeding ur pet a sentient cactus is not feeding at all..
@bubblymarble37484 жыл бұрын
1:41 I keep replaying this part😆
@kaspervletter2904 жыл бұрын
3:29 looks like it is a family guy ficht
@joelabraham62972 жыл бұрын
I've heard that Mario doesn't actually punch Yoshi to make his stick out his tongue, he's just pointing at what he has to eat.
@EvilApple5675 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch that Koopa lawsuit bit without cringing hard. Congratulations. Also that "Aw, not on the carpet" line from Bowser as soon as Yoshi walks in has always been one of my favorite Dorkly moments.
@swaggerboypants30265 жыл бұрын
@Makuta S-V yes
@jonathanschaffer25945 жыл бұрын
“Yo, what about that thing like when you’re on Yoshi’s back” “No, Arin, you suggest this every album” “Hey, just give me a sec! And you’re falling in a pit and you have to jump away. And Yoshi-“ “Falls and dies?” “IT’S REALLY FUNNY, OKAY?”
@InkyDave19285 жыл бұрын
1:49 I like how yoshi looks around to see if anyone else saw the $hit
@gamerboss3335 жыл бұрын
3:27 Hey look it’s the voice clip we all know from SMG4
@mioszsowik24613 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@murpheria45623 жыл бұрын
Duckies
@joeeeeeeeeeeeey88883 жыл бұрын
Yes
@fartbulb47613 жыл бұрын
I paused to comment at unknown and saw a normal pose (KZbin skips a few milliseconds)
@fluxcptndavey43785 жыл бұрын
Yoshi: I love you Mario, me and my people will raise you and make you a hero. Baby Mario: Why do my toys talk to me as if I'll love them forever? * 30 years later* Yoshi: I knew you'd be a hero... I'm so happy for you. Mario: * Jumps over hole and drops Yoshi* 😐 Yoshi: 😲
@gamingyoshifanatic40825 жыл бұрын
Meme potential level 1000
@DDjivan5 жыл бұрын
GamingYoshi Fanatic That’s not how memes works (If it’s sarcasm, my bad)
@river_essence3 жыл бұрын
I love how I just found this channel and never regret it.
@reetanema62234 жыл бұрын
7:49 He said shoes only but Mario wears his cap that not fair Mario!!
@Itsamethekid3 ай бұрын
That was brutal, I do not want to imagine what Mario looks like.
@kentoriram85865 жыл бұрын
"Molestasaurus rex" , that was dpe😂😂
@otakutech12665 жыл бұрын
0:34 Shouldn’t the Toadies appear here?
@logicaloverdrive81975 жыл бұрын
2:07 oh man, this one and charazard attacking it's trainer is how I found this channel. Man, the memories are hitting hard.
@A_CommenterForNow5 жыл бұрын
Rip yoshi Always gets mario Unride yoshi And yoshi fell throught the pit *Smashed effects*
@Galaxy-MusicX5 жыл бұрын
I love the intro music for each bit! 😎
@JustMarty3 жыл бұрын
7:19 when your side piece leaves her husband for you.
@tre_._4 жыл бұрын
6:15 I think there's food on the GIANT TREE THAT GROWS APPLES u live in
@linkthehero84312 жыл бұрын
Yoshi to the Koopa at 4:55 "I don't even think you have a spine!" If Yoshi said that to Mitch McConnell, I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference 🤣
@ThaPhatman5 жыл бұрын
8:31 if Mario survived a pile of Yoshi's from a fall then why didn't the pile on top didn't survive by landing on the bottom pile???
@littled3dx Жыл бұрын
They starved
@thatguywhoanimids10 ай бұрын
They killed one another
@val67875 жыл бұрын
Molestosaurus rex😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏼 This should be a full cartoon qith enough seasons to keep us quit, epic!!!
@supreme-ss7773 жыл бұрын
6:12 "We're broke..." Why don't you just hit a few Question Blocks and get Coins like that? That'd be like if we had money but didn't use it.
@thatcosmicbomb3 жыл бұрын
"AAHHH GAH MY BACK" Yoshi: *beats him with a shell repeatedly*
@shadowbolthaseo18615 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know the pink one 4:05 yeah that's canonly a guy who looks like that on purpose and it is gay let that sink in
@lemonguy69575 жыл бұрын
You should make more yoshi bits
@SSKO25 жыл бұрын
Lemon guy yeah who knows they might make some yoshi tax fraud bit.
@ShadowtheYouTuber5235 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@pamelalinebaugh90365 жыл бұрын
If u do make more will gladly watch them very funny I have dark sensed of humor or u could try doing parts like a episode like series thing
@paiichan-Pyeicedup3 жыл бұрын
When mario and yoshi switched places that was so hilarious😂😂 i havent been on this channel in awhile and it feels great
@mariabriggs41644 жыл бұрын
0:58 if people want to get to the funny 😅😂🤣 stuff
@Vampyzx5 жыл бұрын
Somewhere around 6:38 *talking about no food and then there's food on the tree*
@fayspaniel16044 жыл бұрын
" My mom is my dad's mom " is by far the funniest i even use it in troll battles xD
@raulbarsan85825 жыл бұрын
,,I think i'm bleeding internally" I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
@cedricmartin87974 жыл бұрын
7:08 Wait, it's Yoshi house...kick her out!
@Geneo-en5km Жыл бұрын
The love I have for these classics...... I can't stop binge watching them!
@Me-cw4ow4 жыл бұрын
“Oh not on the carpet!” I love the British accent they give Bowser lol
@fartbulb47613 жыл бұрын
M e
@sheathekildrik20995 жыл бұрын
Ah, while its nice to see the classic humor of classic Dorkly bits, i feel like there is a missed opportunity here, like all the bits are connected to one big story. With Yoshi getting the divorce, getting caught by the FBI (and escaping), meeting the inbred Yoshi, and so on. It could end with Yoshi dropping Mario down the pit, showing the whole story from start to finish.
@thejonbrownshow84703 жыл бұрын
2:45 considering right after this we learned this yoshi is 5 min old, it's good to know Yoshis evolved to have cigarettes and lighters in their eggs to deal with the stress of being ditched mid air by the marios
@jhunelwuzhere5 жыл бұрын
2:24 Go have a fake fun adventure
@reimusandwich4 жыл бұрын
2:29 yoshi can be in a castle of trolls in smm1 and smm2
@lcbtaxconsultingsl3 жыл бұрын
That yoshi and bordo love story one makes a lot of sense honestly
@moviemaker2011z5 жыл бұрын
That yoshi loves birdo part was pure gold.
@TYW0RZ105 жыл бұрын
O_O
@moviemaker2011z5 жыл бұрын
@@TYW0RZ10 you cant tell me you didnt make the same face as yoshi.
@BlindPoka4 жыл бұрын
3:46 Yoshe: how dose it taste M:it taste like blood
@notafirewolf5 жыл бұрын
5:10 This is why I always use red shells and throw the green shells backwards
@landonpace54803 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't blame Yoshi for being mad at Mario. He always dies from a cliff while Mario "saves the day."
@hunterevans80694 жыл бұрын
3:51 no not on the carpet
@cespu_iv45195 жыл бұрын
Dorkly bits? Dark? ... ... ... ... ... ...you know too much. Go to Gulag or I'll call someone to "help" you go