If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #4)

[@keynanmartinez]

Dorkly we still have over 800 Pokemon to have Literally Pokedex for our entertainment.

[@qrowbranwen1864]

That just means they won't run out of ideas anytime soon

[@keynanmartinez]

@@qrowbranwen1864 That was my point.

[@enigmagtx]

Also some pokemon have different entries per game

[@carlopannone5281]

Actually we have 898 Pokémon

[@xlbthedemigod5662]

898 Pokémon

[@alexkemplen772]

Trainer: Pidgeot, use Fly! Also Trainer: We're gonna Fucking DIE!!

[@McpeCore]

I cried XD

[@MrMutou]

Lol maybe that's why they have badges set up as like some kind of terrible licensing system😂

[@ahmadykhairil4604]

I almost burst my stomach laughing..

[@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince]

Imagine the voice actor of Swanson from Family guy would take the kid's scene instead. He would so scream so badly.

[@federalolivejp6998]

Very nearly came close to spitting up my soda I was drinking when I saw this bit.

[@ferro1534]

"Mew you didn't pay your child support this month" *Mew uses Amnesia* It's super effective

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Lol

[@amkorped8768]

I just realised that the butterfree was a chernobil reference

[@somedudewhospamsballoons2707]

Oh god

[@avivana4556]

Have been looking for this comment 😂

[@codyphillips1821]

Glad someone else got that too

[@grigoris.7732]

Not great, not terrible.

[@marrowkaiproductions7053]

Nyet Comrade Nyet Different USSR Accident Comrades

[@rundvrun1154]

I'm just happy that kid finally learned his lesson and left the charmanders alone😂

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Its ok to carefully sponge wash your charmander, charmeleon and charizard but sponge only

[@tonykhang1984]

@@wendyokoopa7048 theres propaly a thing for that in pokemon since theres things like pokeball and lazer wall

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

Someone give that kid some matches. See what happens if you try to reignite the tail

[@sageturmelle]

The Slowpoke line Pokedex entries were arguably the most darkest part of this video seeing both Slowpoke and Slowking pass out from the toxins and by extension, die from blood loss.

[@breathstealer5486]

Then you look at its mega evolution. I had to look it up after all of that

[@spudthepug]

I’m still laughing.

[@flopofshame6021]

"I like your fluffy tail, it is so silly, teehee!" - An Epic Gamer

[@computo2000]

An "Epic Gamer"? I'll have you know Mr. House kills emotionally unstable techno-fetishists for dinner.

[@cookieboy9517]

@@computo2000 whoa bro

[@t14m90]

Its mr house from fallout new vegas i went to his office and walked past his stromtrooper aimed securitrons and brutally torched his body.

[@FernandoSegovia701]

@@t14m90 what? Oh come on! It's no fun if you don't kill him with throwing spears!

[@t14m90]

@@FernandoSegovia701 i also crusified benny

[@dashua1]

Whats truly funny to me is that, a lot of people either forget or are to young to know. That Charmanders tail going out was a whole plot point. In the original Pokémon show. And that's how Charizard & Ash met. Was him rushing to a Poké Center in the rain while trying to save an abandoned Charmander.

[@Rqket]

I'm pretty sure that everyone that watches pokemon knows this. So I don't know what you're on about, are you trying to look smart by saying this or something?

[@mohammedali-gj4hn]

@@Rqket XD bro do u really think people remember what happened in the childhood shows they watched? Why are you getting so mad over his comment

[@Rqket]

@@mohammedali-gj4hn I'm not getting mad? This dude is just assuming that a lot of people either forgot or are too young to know this. I'm pretty sure literally everyone that watches pokemon knows how Charmander and Ash met. He's also making fun of those people by saying; 'What's truly funny to me is that'. That's not funny, you're also not special just because you know this. It's really annoying when I see bullshit like this where they claim something that isn't even close to being true and is just obviously cap.

[@kumarsnehal1008]

Wait I remember and episode where charizard (in johto journeys) was defeated by another charizard and thrown in water, the flame didn't go out and charizard from there on remained there to train, but then in the orange islands there was when the flame went out or smt and ask took care and charizard started listening to him So do I remember it wrong or is it just a small mistake in the show

[@k.umquat8604]

@@Rqket bruh

[@mediumunwell]

Damn, never realized how literal some of these could be

[@kbredstar529]

how? this has been a series for like... a decade.

[@joerush6367]

Let’s take the time to thank the Dorkly team for posting so consistently

[@DoodleThis]

For real!

[@tali385]

Yes

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Okay

[@sm69animations34]

Venasaur is worried about a seed in her child’s back, but doesn’t look at the huge-ass flower on her back.

[@Mikoverse201]

Is calling breaking the cycle, would you want your child to suffer the same fate you did?!

[@plantgang8738]

@@Mikoverse201 what haveing a seed on its back that can shoot lazzer beams

[@plantgang8738]

@@Mikoverse201 if anything the mother is in the wrong cause its takeing the babys only defence agenst predators

[@skyeplaysgames4598]

Would you have been worried about something that has been with you your whole life, yet see it be arbitrarily be put into your child in a process that could probably be described with only the word: painful

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

@@skyeplaysgames4598 it's kinda like vaccinating if you think about it. The flower helps the Bulbasaur later on in it's life

[@brandontherabboat4850]

Tbh, Pokédex entries nowadays make no bones about the fact that people and Pokémon eat other Pokémon. Hell, Clauncher, Crabrawler, and Barraskewda meat are all noted to be delicious.

[@bigd1O1]

Funny how u mention a gen 7 mon

[@WASDLeftClick]

Well, the same is true of humans and other animals. Some animals are kept as pets by humans, but other humans often eat the same type of animal. For example: - Dogs - Pigs - Guinea pigs - Carp - Scorpions - Chickens - Ducks - Horses - Many more

[@shiningeditedmoon]

@@WASDLeftClick yeah true. The interaction between pokemons and humans aren't really that dark if you think about it

[@smh9902]

@@shiningeditedmoon The fundamental problem is that pokemon are depicted as being sapient or near sapient. Which is problematic in this context.

[@alecdickens1042]

Mmmmm......Barraskewdaaaa.......

[@OmegaTou]

My favorite was the Mach 2 landing. What a crater!

[@lewisprogramming4215]

WERE GONNA FUCKIN DIIIIE

[@christianschoff2490]

I can't help but ROFL at the kid flying. "We're gonna fucking diiiiie!"

[@lanceyoungblood9267]

My favorite part, followed by the idiot slowbro, "bro your not evolving your dying"

[@vince3736]

what's ROFL?

[@christianschoff2490]

@@vince3736 roll on the floor laughing

[@vince3736]

@@christianschoff2490 oooh thank you!! that was fast :)

[@maxmateo644]

Dio: Roadaroller! Wrrryyyyy!

[@Mopsspoof]

Love how Zapdos looks like he gets a high off of lighting bolts lmao

[@frostthewolf1443]

7:31 When you find a Shiny Voltorb in a horde of Non-Shiny Voltorbs

[@azathoththe3rd]

I love the fact that when a Pokemon dies they treat it like a wild animal died.

[@c0n22]

More like the trainer, with the pidgy they saved the pokemon not the trainer

[@treeonahill3557]

Yeah

[@darkraiisdaddy1389]

Charmander has a darker backstory than most anime protagonists

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear faek

[@doggoincorporated3686]

But Charmander doesn't have the power of friendship.

[@giornogiovanna8353]

@@AxxLAfriku stop talking about it so less people make fun of you people like me Hope i helped

[@goldxperiencerequiem]

@@AxxLAfriku Let me ask you something. Are you just joking around or are you serious?

[@naaga9648]

@@goldxperiencerequiem just ignore them, they send some weird comments almost on every video i can find

[@ppleakage2785]

Guy: “No Charmander, Not again!” That went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@dashua1]

Whats truly funny to me is that, a lot of people either forget or are to young to know. That Charmanders tail going out was a whole plot point. In the original Pokémon show. And that's how Charizard & Ash met. Was him rushing to a Poké Center while trying to save an abandoned Charmander.

[@ppleakage2785]

@@dashua1 yeah chamander was abandoned by his trainer for being “too weak”

[@dashua1]

@@ppleakage2785 yep and his flame was going to go out because of the rain.

[@brainstormsurge154]

I'm pretty sure now it's thought that Charmander's burning tail was a chemical reaction that can't be put out by mere water.

[@CaptainJackScarecrow]

"oh my god we have to save him!" *leaves the ten year old boy dying on the ground*

[@MrDeflador]

well its a pokecenter and not a hospital

[@liamhaggerty2593]

I mean rocky's dad was ok

[@flameofmage1099]

So are there any human hospitals?

[@fog1]

That was indeed the joke.

[@lexanderdouglas4701]

Because you can’t save the already dead

[@bluntizard4481]

😂😂😂"Moltres is doing a gender reveal" not possible

[@phoenixs1350]

I think it did less

[@feiradragon7915]

Maybe it's doing a gender reveal for a Heatran child.

[@hansimuli]

Dont get the reference? Please explain.

[@jonathanbeaudry3351]

@@hansimuli well a gender reveal caused a massive forest fire in california. Also Moltres doesn't have a gender.

[@benjaminwertz2379]

@@jonathanbeaudry3351 have you seen the gender reveal where the guy shoots his balls?

[@Minnesotanlights]

Dorkly is going to finish the whole Pokédex before making a different kind of video

[@Free-uz6xx]

Lmao “dorky”

[@imaybestupid2045]

I see no problem with that

[@AudioGAWD]

And I'm all about it

[@Minnesotanlights]

@@Free-uz6xx gotta love auto correct lol

[@Free-uz6xx]

@@Minnesotanlights lol

[@Yukihime07]

8:22 Misty’s worst nightmare

[@computo2000]

Wait you guys... If every Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother, wouldn't that mean Cubones would go extinct? It's 1 offspring per mother, so the population can only decrease.

[@crusaderray1828]

it's theorized that cubone is the orphaned child of a charizard, that is somehow mutated.

[@femmefatale4868]

That venusaur pushing that bulbasaur is a sight I did not want to see, also, don’t they lay eggs? 7:30 has me in pain 🤣

[@hand_and_justin_entertainment]

We're still waiting for Lucario.

[@ssj99lucario]

You called (hehe)

[@s12y6o24]

"By catching the aura emanating from others, it can read their thoughts and movements." "It can tell what people are thinking. Only Trainers who have justice in their hearts can earn this pokemon's trust." "Lucario reads its opponent's feelings with its aura waves. It finds out things it would rather not know, so it gets stressed out easily." i can kinda see why(and, while not in order, i can't help wondering if the 3rd was in response to something)

[@jimmytinker6247]

Dude this is like the best series ever!

[@FRANK-THE-TANK-WOOOO]

I can’t even with the pidgeot that was hilarious

[@superbseth64]

7:27 “Pidgeot use fly, were gonna f***ing die” that joke made me cry, not gonna lie 😂😂😂

[@damjankrupa3950]

And all ryhmes together!

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

You’re a poet and didn’t even know it😅

[@ChiknTV]

I can see why

[@e-lo-ken702]

7:44.. wtf.. no human hospitals They can only save pokemon???

[@Honoredmemedog]

You wouldnt survive in a pokemon world for at most, 40 years, cause there is no human health care, only pokemon centers. Were fucked.

[@mistzzz4683]

8:50 just in case someone missed it since I came to know of it recently too, this is a reference to what happened in Chernobyl. The guy in charge detected 3.6 on the detector they had for radiation when in fact the radiation was much much higher but due to the limitations of the low level device used and a lot of incompetency on the part of the people in charge at the Chernobyl nuclear plant, things got out of hand which was a major reason why so many people got infected, they weren't evacuated in time

[@hughakston3518]

"Not even jet fuel can melt me!" Blastoise used inside job. It's super effective.

[@guts60]

I was under the assumption that Charmander’s tail flame represented his health. The fire could go out and be relit just fine, but if it were going away naturally that meant it was sick or hurt

[@23TDJ]

"Not even jet fuel can melt me" Best joke in the video 🤣

[@jtrot5825]

Is that based on conspiracy theory about the twin towers?

[@23TDJ]

@J Trot Yeah, it's based off the 9/11 conspiracy theories.

[@ChaosFang]

It's not a joke tho jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel. *Cough* 9/11 *Cough*

[@instantplays6746]

3:41 Rip Mew

[@BillAPace]

7:24. Don't mind me. Just timestamping. This is my favorite one ever.

[@X-SPONGED]

"no, I like your fluffy tail, it's so silly, tee hee" Wow, these last ten thousand years really changed you, Mr House

[@lucifermorningstar8562]

Yeah I didn't get that one cuz I only know a Dr. House. What's Mr House from?

[@X-SPONGED]

@@lucifermorningstar8562 fallout new vegas

[@gravity8120]

*Me:* "Oh hey it's Sunday, another Literal Pokedex Entries video." *Also Me:* "...Haven't I seen this one before?" *Also also Me:* "Oh right it's a compilation! Right."

[@tomcharles5910]

I have a headcanon now that Articuno has crippling self-doubt and depends upon fighting nearly dead people for an esteem boost

[@ovictor1472]

Goes to squirtle after charmander and then complete the evolution line of squirtle Charmeleon and charizard: am i a joke to u

[@Kinglucero2021]

Am I the only one that wonders who is the thing that created Pokemon badges and gave them the ability to make Pokemon listen to their trainers at certain levels

[@johncarloequinoxborda7119]

Well a scientist in this world would rather ressurect a bug that would die from vine whip and die cuz he is not it the bottom of the ocean supporting his organs yeah rather than getting enistein bones and let him live and see this world yeah.

[@phantoblade]

"my body is made of pure steel, not even a jet fuel can melt me" 1:33 lol

[@xenototheface]

We're gonna fucking Die! Love it, every little word of it

[@Neon_Ghosts]

How to give charmander a bath: 1: Give him or her a bath 2: Dry it 3: Use a lighter to bring it back to life 4: Buy more lighters for the charmander's next bath

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Imagine all of these literal Pokédex entries together in an actual Pokémon game

[@kurtlim7]

Pidgey throwing Slowpoke's phone in the water was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣

[@toytimeterror]

Oh please the real way it gets planted into its back is much more...disturbing

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Mew checking its 23&me results is my favorite part.😂 Of course, the forest ranger talking about the Moltres was hilarious as well. 😂😂😂

[@jacobwatts202]

I like the moltros part too. The gender reveal gets me. (A few people have started fires doing gender reveals in real life unintentionally but in dry weather)

[@theozlander4629]

MEW F$$KS! got me 🤣

[@-thatisntcrazy-8530]

It's been like 2 years since I last seen these and it's surprising that they're still going

[@GamersXnostalgia]

The Wartortle one literally made me cry from laughter. I almost died. Lol Then Blastoise's one. "Not even jet fuel can melt me!" Omg 😂😂😂

[@JustAGumbyLilGoober]

0:17 don’t worry in the anime charizard went in water (gold and silver) and his flame is still there but idk about charmander

[@zachwillas6329]

Can't wait to hear the literal pokedex entries for the totodile family.

[@TheCatzilla1]

I literally died laughing when I saw that Mew bit

[@opbattleaxe8744]

Yeah mews fucked.

[@GiratinaGX]

We're still waiting for Lucario and its Mega Evolution.

[@5Porygon]

Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

[@AGElite87]

That pidgeot skit had me rolling lol!!

[@cytrogenisexplorer2272]

1:11 Patrolling the mojove make wish for a nuclear winter

[@tubevolts]

Compilations of everything I've seen before. It's freaking wonderful! More Pokedex!!

[@SpaceShark-ck2tg]

F's in the chat for that Metapod awaiting the day someone finally evolves them.

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

These never get old!

[@zap3231]

Neither do the pokemon who die in them

[@dsxartorias]

True

[@MetalCapR]

@@joaovictorabramides9977 i disagree to your disagreement

[@RiCCreate]

Yes they do!!

[@keynanmartinez]

Same

[@ryancurrier6845]

Thanks dorkly. I learned that despite hydrofluoric acid being weaker than hydrochloric acid, it's better at dissolving flesh.

[@AntaresM1911]

7:28 WE'RE GOING FU...ING DIE!!! WOOT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO!

[@davidvondoom2853]

Slowbro's final evolution is just Shellder, after it's finished consuming a slowbro.

[@redraiderb3136]

Are we not gonna talk about how wartortle survived the bombs and works for house in new vegas?

[@timothyhall4794]

"Not even jet fuel can melt me" -Alex "Steelix" Jones

[@Gunnarbug]

Miltank frank is by far the best character

[@gooze4643]

Did I just saw a curse image when squirtle pull his neck?NANII

[@isayobligar3782]

2:06 "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL!" -Texty T. Box

[@hademo8737]

Laughed way too hard @ 7:26

[@jacobknott3395]

I love how they leave the kid in the middle of the crater

[@IcePho]

Don't mind me, marking my favorite joke for later. 3:04

[@thanhngo7340]

The Shellder on Slowbro’s tail is Regional

[@MarEXksz]

3:21 A year later and now I get it!

[@trashpanda9711]

These are awesome! I enjoy them every time.

[@Gabowsk]

I have a problem with Blastoise's entry: IT DOESN'T BLAST ANY WATER FROM HIS BACK CANNONS. IT SHOOTS FROM ITS' MOUTH.

[@snooze2699]

It forgor Location 🗿

[@Villager.1]

My personal favourite!! 7:18 🤣🤣🤣

[@oxygen3143]

That Butterfree dex entry was top tier

[@kevinbell5674]

Aw, I was hoping they'd have Articuno just silently watch him die.

[@TheReaperofHades]

*Summons Eon Flute and takes off on Latios* We're gonna f**king die!!!!!!

[@truestoner3796]

Lol dude that part killed me

[@kal2441]

The Chernobyl references had me crying, also that Pigeot entry top tier

[@tacoquinta5294]

The pidgeot was freakin hilarious lmao

[@mrpandasan4570]

"Hitmonchan call the cops" I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ivangass7770]

6:50 LMAO!!! Pidgeotto is funny, but good point.

[@Poker2735]

Finally a Gen 1 starter episode! I love these boys

[@TheAntiYuu]

Wait a minute..... they’re taking the full length of a video and cut it down and release the parts separately. I just realized they’re making these in reverse.

[@SlashCraftJack]

4:25 Is that the guy who drank Miltank milk? I love these inside jokes

[@GreenMetalicDevil]

Two questions: 1. Are repeats possible? 2. Will you put it in order when you have finished with every possible Pokémon?

[@kumarsnehal1008]

Bidoof was done mutiple times for the PB and badoof arc And I am pretty sure I saw metapod twice, one was when it's innards spilled over after being pecked and other was here

[@harshjain3122]

Even metapod is done multiple times

[@alexcrawford5350]

10:14 Haha, the biting sound effect!

[@axellion4573]

I'm early. Huh, neat!

[@derpderpington1000]

I remember this was my favorite episode because of pidgeot

[@aidenconway9087]

Who's finally gonna make a magnesium ring for charmanders' tail

[@BeneDicktOo]

dorkly is still the best animating pixel cartoon/game

[@A1catraz287]

The pidgeot scene always makes me laugh

[@linuxreshad]

The Mister House reference to New Vegas was just too good.

[@CeeDoubleU]

"not even jet fuel can melt me" I see what you did there.

[@mistermonologue2442]

;) They can only silence so much, so we spread the word like theeeees

[@ramiz856]

Dude that Zapdos 😂😂 combined with Team Magma/Aqua hideout music is just GOLD. 😂😂😂

[@thecrepeofdeath]

fun fact: if you watch Bulbasaur's entry with the sound off, it looks...bad

[@seanmullikin117]

The pidgeot dex entry had me rolling bro hahaha havnt had a good laugh like that in a long time

[@djvos1787]

Why does hitmonchan have a female voice when all of them are male?

[@noir2131]

Then the legendary should have none since the ey don’t have a gender

[@infuriatorgaming6460]

Unexpected cameo of mr house😂 btw loved it 😂❤️