The Very Best LUIGI Dorkly Bits (Compilation)

[@dorkly]

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[@Yoshun-1738]

love your videos keep up the good work

[@digitalwire.]

mm

[@KW-tx6er]

Giuseppe look like Gargamel , shorter and fatter one

[@annahwillett5060]

Do more regular Giuseppe!

[@VvjamesthakidvV]

@@annahwillett5060 i wish he had his own game

[@bloomingdaemon]

"Tails would kill to be my sidekick" "I would! I will!" The past couple decades have taken their toll on fox boy

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Look at Mario and Sonic Switch Sidekicks

[@antagonist1038]

Watch impreg greg

[@Ash_Rein]

Shaggy Yes

[@medexamtoolscom]

But the whole point of the sketch was to show how big an asshole Mario is. And if Mario is such an asshole, why is Tails so desperate to be his sidekick? Which begs the question, just how horrible IS Sonic?

[@johnzoulias6]

@@medexamtoolscom pronably sonic goes berserk

[@Omnificence2016]

_Luigi will remember this..._

[@unrevoked7137]

Oh no! What do I do!?

[@Brendan-kx8iy]

*Green Mario

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

*This choice will have consequences*

[@toxinking6249]

Achievement earned: mario doesn't care

[@sebatthegamer7778]

*SLAP*

[@mr.lafitte336]

Even the best of Luigi is still the worst for Luigi...

[@АлександарМаран]

Onea day..... Onea day.....

[@isaacmettle]

Mr. Lafitte seems 2 alway get the short end of the stick

[@Kappa5938]

I'm your 666th like

[@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end]

2:29 you were saying 😏

[@theflaasmomflyr8691]

Only some

[@SantaPorter420]

"I sold the mansion to pay for the limo" That's one hell of a limo

[@Jebu911]

Or maybe he had the H rank mansion that is just a tent on a hilltop haha.

[@thebigm8052]

He actually said rent so that’s what makes it funnier

[@Zayden58777]

It can drive under water

[@PanzerLord]

He probably left out that it was haunted

[@Bigboikilljoy]

i thought he said lambo

[@joshbennett7439]

I always hated the telltale ending, if he saved Luigi, then peach would have more room to back up and then they could all survive, if he saved Peach, then Luigi would be able to run away with them to the door

[@TheGuardDuck]

Yeah, but they need to have SOME kind of choice, just to make you feels like it matters when Mario dies in the last scene.

[@cardboardfloor9815]

@@TheGuardDuck DUDE SPOILERS I haven't gotten to that part yet! 😑

[@hlgask]

Flying Rager why read the comments before watching the video?

[@cardboardfloor9815]

@@hlgask I made a joke where I was pretending it was an actual game

[@cobble3317]

@@hlgask r/wooosh

[@gavinyarger8520]

The three things I binge at 3 am... 1: Old Smosh videos 2: Sonic for hire 3: Dorkly conpilations

[@jasonjusuf7169]

Mario leaves Luigi: "Oh, no! Mario is missing!" Cracks me up everytime

[@savagewolfcubing386]

12:30

[@jrgamer8677]

Mario: I just heard bowser needs some *typing lessons.* Luigi: Oh, no! *Mario is missing!*

[@Homm_Mann]

Subscribe to me pls

[@Omnificence2016]

@@jrgamer8677 Giuseppe: *sigh* Well, I guess I'll have-a the leftovers... Yoshi: *mlem* Giuseppe: Hello a-Dominos? Yeah, it's-a Giuseppe again.

[@TheChamp820]

@@Omnificence2016 dorky coin noise- Bling-ding!

[@_notcolorful]

It’s funny how the only time Mario and Luigi are together on anything is when they’re both unsupportive of their third brother.

[@morefrecklesthansense9817]

So I found this "Here's the cold, hard truth: there is no third brother to Mario and Luigi. The two are fraternal twins; that might come as a total surprise to some. But in terms of there being a third to potentially tag along and occasionally show up in Super Smash Bros., he does not exist yet." I'm sad now

[@agua246]

@@morefrecklesthansense9817 found where

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

@@morefrecklesthansense9817 nah fr

[@jamesgroccia644]

@@agua246 They made it up.

[@Human_traain]

@@agua246 its in the bible go read it

[@mothvile]

I just realized when he pauses CoD it's the Mario pause sound. So he was playing Mario

[@Uncle-Jay]

"The Prank War" is one of my favorites. Not just for Toad and Mario pranking Luigi, but for Luigi kicking their asses.

[@knightofnight842]

"You think I dress like garbage?" "No no it looks good on you. I'm just worried people would get us confused."

[@danieltsiu7383]

thank you, my audio is broken so I really needed someone to write out one of the jokes word for word

[@goofyknight_9693]

Thanks man, my speaker broke and I needed to hear what they said.

[@Dream179Legacy]

Mario that's absurd were two different people

[@Omnificence2016]

@@Dream179Legacy I know I'm late but... "Hey Mario. Ooh! Lookin' good. Lookin' cut."

[@hellou667thesequel5]

Red Luigi and Green Mario doesn't work I can't imagine Them wearing each other's clothes

[@fatengineer8094]

He’s just jealous of my girlfriend That’s half a toaster Isn’t she beautiful

[@jaxixteen]

She's HOT

[@Omnificence2016]

Uh, I should really be go- Oh God! What are you doing? Oh, excuse me. Did you want some?

[@corvanj8766]

The best kind

[@dbarto4601]

Chuggaconroy's favorite Dorkly joke

[@williamckinley]

@@Omnificence2016 You know what? I just uh, remembered I need to be uh... Anywhere else.

[@torrinmcgeehicks8698]

So that's why theres a Luigi death stare

[@carlbloke8797]

Yep

[@EsmenettaRien]

*EXACTLY*

[@isaacjv22]

Mario: Tails woulda kill be my sidekick. Tails: He’s right! I would, I will! 😂😂😂

[@unrevoked7137]

Ok Mario, I will see you tomorrow...

[@MashedPotatoInMyShoe]

@Keyshawn and Luigi ok mario I'll see you tommorow

[@medexamtoolscom]

Actually, what that makes me wonder, is just HOW abusive Sonic is, for Tails to prefer Mario for a partner instead of Sonic. Think about it now. Sonic's treatment of Tails must be truly horrifying.

[@dr.crow8554]

I believe I speak for everyone when I say we need more Wawaluigi

[@LateSleeper]

Wawaluigi for Smash.

[@murilopereira7186]

I want wawaluigi

[@cornishphilosopher]

Wawawawawawawa!

[@makutas-v261]

And Regular Gusippe.

[@maybeim2372]

Dorky hates waluigi

[@PossessedPotatoBird]

Everybodys talking about green mario but what about red luigi

[@epsilon9567]

What "about" Red Luigi...?

[@bellerose2780]

Lol😆😂🤣 "It's me red Luigi"....not ta Mario.

[@yoshikagekira3918]

@@bellerose2780 r/wooosh

[@CJChilliYT]

@@yoshikagekira3918 wait how was that a wooosh wtf

[@bereketabtessema7777]

I now see why Waluigi wasn’t added in Ultimate.

[@poligarf3]

Oh Sakurai's just jealous of his girlfirend

[@josukehigashikata8889]

Waluigi? YOU MEAN PURPLE LUIGI

[@kamikazegaming2476]

We need wah wah luigi

[@thecplman1]

@@poligarf3 That's half a toaster.

[@poligarf3]

@@thecplman1 isn't she beautiful?

[@MVillani1985]

I see "Luigi Wears Red" as the conclusion to the prank war, where Luigi finally gets even with Mario

[@Theawesomebobsense]

Well he did break his pelvis with a giant shoe

[@LivingGuy484]

2:29 is much more satisfying to see when I think about how much they bully Luigi

[@jaymonr2241]

Luigi: halves it Mario: called head Both eat Luigi: breaks neck

[@HTPCYMC]

But what about Purple Luigi?

[@MikeRiderOOO]

How to properly clean your metal computer Waluigi?

[@retr0cat866]

What about wa wa Luigi

[@marshmallows6266]

Yes and no

[@kidarachnid5568]

Don't you mean... purple mario?

[@alacru1]

WA WA WA WA

[@exoticwgg]

10:29 “You have the time to say one of us! Which will you choose? Which heart breaking decision will you-“ **Mario saves Peach and drives on a motorcycle** **Luigi gets eaten** *”Keep your mustache trimmed... bro...”*

[@cyanity1017]

*"bye bye!"*

[@777omen]

If this is a joke, Mario have to be freaking kiding him.

[@thepizzatime3502]

Wow real original you learnt how to listen and type out exactly what you heard well done

[@manuelsciumbata1264]

@@thepizzatime3502 wow real original you learnt how to read and complain exactly about what you read well done

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@manuelsciumbata1264 well at least I didn’t copy and paste it

[@deadlysamurai3560]

Luigi: That's half a toaster Waluigi: Is it she Beautifullllll?

[@vtmagno23]

A toaster is a toaster, you can say it's only a half!

[@mr.l48]

Waluigi=no get down! Luigi=what? Why? Waluigi=my nemisus falloed us here!

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

Waluigi: He's just jealous of my girlfriend. Luigi: *That's half a toaster.*

[@Kaathe249]

😑

[@TacomasterStudios]

Waluigi: Isn’t she beautiful?

[@mariofromsmg4450]

@@TacomasterStudios Luigi: umm I should really be goi- oh god what are you doing

[@EvilApple567]

Okay, we know we're not getting Waluigi DLC for Smash because he's an assist trophy... but Wawaluigi on the other hand

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

So was bomber man

[@aaronforsythe8556]

Instead they give you fighting game characters.....

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

“Oh hey wawaluigi” “WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA-“

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

Yes

[@agua246]

Wa

[@FinallyAlone]

Luigi: I should be the main character I'm taller than he is. Peach: NOT WHERE IT COUNTS!

[@slumbercucumber7207]

Thats from college humour

[@aaronsmith1023]

Not if MatPat is right lol

[@cyberdemonic260]

@@aaronsmith1023 thank you I was about to say that

[@ssjup81]

Not according to Game Theory. :-P

[@FinallyAlone]

@@aaronsmith1023 Well there's a reason it's called game *theory* and not game confirmed.

[@thegoaty29]

Waluigi- *"I'm treating myself"* Me: *"ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT"*

[@IlyaNLeo]

"oh im sorry did u want some" ew xD

[@kidarachnid5568]

The first one was all Luigi's own fault for trying to split marios findings instead of putting in the effort to find his own.

[@TheGuardDuck]

No, Mario just got them first, like he does, cuz he's an ahole who doesn't respect his bro.

[@TheGuardDuck]

You know? I take it back. He did ask for it. Let his bitterness take over. Sorry.

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

Forget fucking Peach's revenge, we need Luigi's revenge lol Would be a massacre lol

[@zeromage0243]

Bring back the video game agent

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

zero mage024 We deserve him

[@Dalipsingh111111]

say please...

[@thepigeonman2372]

Zero mage024: Please

[@dizzyjah]

Waluigi- "Hes just jealous of my girlfriend" Luigi- "ThAtS hAlF a ToAsTeR"

[@Hammy900]

10:41 Luigi could have just ran, the door was literally open.

[@waluigicultmember2539]

Ah yes, the wacky adventures of Red Waluigi and Green Waluigi

[@somedudevista]

Waluigi Cult Member *Green Mario*

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

_Red Wario_

[@zacariah0761]

How's yellow Waluigi doing?

[@CanadianDan854]

Luigi? You mean discount Waluigi?

[@TomasM30]

This comment along with your profile pic is amazing

[@malakhussein3506]

fearlessfear would you like to speak about our lord and savior waluigi?

[@Wa-igi]

@@TomasM30 I'm waiting

[@FinallyAlone]

Waluigi? You mean discount Luigi?

[@jonathanreali1966]

WAAA

[@Floralfurycuphead2]

Best line ever "Sorrio, mario."

[@MrSuperbeast92]

1:03 Arnold Schwarzenegger using helium.

[@wyattjoss3858]

Thanks for that XD

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@wyattjoss3858 🤣👍

[@thefunkyfish5640]

That made my day slightly better

[@keithdaniel7035]

He could have run to the exit that Mario and peach went

[@Kikwatz]

No bu bu bu VI bu VI chi cg xi xi xi civic Vichy I cucumber b invictus ICICI cucumber detoxifying icicles ICICI oxidized crucifixion.

[@geopowell5399]

@@Kikwatz what

[@JustinY.]

Don't you mean green mario?

[@HungNguyen-wf5gy]

well hello sir

[@marshmallows6266]

Yes

[@joshuajackson5317]

TELL ME HOW YOU TELEPORT

[@N5D-N1]

So are you one person behind this account or more ?

[@TomasM30]

@@N5D-N1 1

[@thenerdyanarchist3492]

10:38 In Mario’s defense Luigi could have just run out the door

[@DrDunsparce]

3:51 “Your hat has an M on it!”

"you see..." *SMACK!* "DON'T YOU EVAR QUESTION ME AGAINNN-AHH!" 10:09 probably had me laughing the hardest xD

[@jordanalexander615]

That's kind of accurate to the walking dead videogame not picking a response leads to rude responses.

[@Nickgamer7512]

10:11

[@mothvile]

"Uh....Lum...bino?" No Daisy. It's lumbago.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Geese Howard Uncle intensifies...

[@sethp3319]

*LUIGI WILL REMEMBER THIS*

[@cjthefox]

"He's just jealous of my girlfriend!" "That's half a toaster...." "Isn't she beaitiful!?"

[@jackrabbid8619]

That Giuseppe character had me in tears😅😅😅😅 great job fellas; nice scripts and graphics ✌🏻

[@hazukichanx408]

Giuseppe is by far my favorite Mario brother. So relatable! And I bet he actually knows how to do actual, y'know... plumbing. So that makes one out of three, eh!

[@mrsquiddicus7313]

(2:00) It made me so sad to see Luigi think he was going to the prom when he really wasn't. That was *depressing.* Let me mull over my thoughts and dreams. :(

[@garrtoons4303]

And then... Luigi jumped off of one one of the buildings of New Donk City after living a life of neglect, finally knowing... he is free. The Fans: "Welp, I guess it's Super Mario BRO now =\."

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

That’s... so dark.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Well, he hoped he was free... Then woke up in hell.

[@garrtoons4303]

@@TheGuardDuck Touche

[@sidnew2739]

@@TheGuardDuck I doubt he is a christian.

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@sidnew2739 Does that matter?

[@Theunloved1738]

In Mario’s defense, Luigi should’ve just waited instead of getting half

[@antoinewilliams290]

7:51 Never asked a Boo do a Christmas spirits job.

[@brittan_hawthorne]

They referenced Mario is missing in Mario teaches typing... This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@capitalism1619]

Dorkly runs out of ideas to the point that they have to use Green Mario

[@zandbergx9747]

He's been using that knock off character red luigu for ages thought

[@LionManatic]

10:50 a fitting end for a TellTale parody lol

[@kiashangovender5221]

2:42 you are Luigi the guy, I turn to to skip a level in the game

[@expletorystar48]

We ain't got time for this, I got to take care of my egg

[@silverblade357]

"Tails would'a kill to be my sidekick!" "It's true! I would! ...*I will*!"

[@Gemini-sn6go]

5:30 waluigi: oh hey wawaluigi. Wawaluigi:WAH WAH WAH WAH

[@Coconut_Prrson]

Waluigi: my nemessis followed us here Luigi: i though i whas your nemessis Waluigi: i wish....oh hi wawaluigi Wawaluigi: *WA WA WA WA WA!!*

[@Experemented]

Wawaluigi is weaird

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

Yesss

[@ChadvillainHStaff21]

7:39- Luigi should have said "See you tomMario" instead of "tomorrow"

[@CoughE]

You mean *_"Green Mario"_*

[@teriyakive25]

Grario

[@marshmallows6266]

@@teriyakive25 no GREEN LUIGI.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Green stache

[@zayyanabbas4958]

Green Waluigi*

[@powerfullpummel6417]

Wrong it’s Luigi and his brother red Luigi get it right

[@בראשיתחממה]

4:15 my favorite WTF mario bit.

[@adilrahman6881]

Perfect video for my birthday a comparison of my favourite character.

[@blossomprincesskristina5980]

Happy Birthday 🎂

[@thevioletbee5879]

The Christmas Carol one actually ended well. He was saving Luigi’s life by firing him, preventing Tails from murdering him.

[@BenjiXAddictX4Ever]

Go Luigi! My main man!

[@aceystar1478]

I need more of Giuseppe.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

1:04 Emperor: UNLIMITED POWER

[@Markery_OSC]

Yea I think Mario is right!

[@PokefanSans]

2:34 And that bag was never spoke of again

[@vero_buge]

Wait a minute Mario Luigi Guiseppe MLG confirned

[@killerkid2642]

wow

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

6:15 Now that's Pokemon Gen 1 talk!

[@NishantSengar]

This compilation is pure gold, all hail the Mario Luigi duo

[@ShadowsOfHell]

10:13 When I ask my teacher a question and he didn't hnow the answer

[@MaxForce6520]

11:40 Yoshi craps on the carpet. "I just shampooed the carpet!"

[@qpol]

6:22 he just threw fludd 💀

[@wendytestaburger7795]

Definitely love dorkly jokes all this year !!!

[@Xynoune7242]

7:31 *tails intensifies*

[@artud2158]

I feel really bad for Luigi...from time to time

[@Sinn0100]

I know this is old...but you guys are truly a national treasure. I have been having a very tough month and your channel has truly made my life better. My father was just diagnosed with cancer and my medical condition is really kicking me in the face right now. In short, thank you for this.

[@novavio9592]

It will get better bro, ive been there, keep your head up😁

[@MrPomegranX]

Take a shot every time someone dies in a Dorkly bit.

[@dedlyocen1684]

I’m too young to die

[@priyanshuchauhan5218]

"Hello Domino's, Its Giuseppe again" *KZbin: pulls an ad of Domino's just after that*

[@Tysurgemeh]

Lmao they haven’t unlocked Luigi yet but Ness was a secret character also 😂

[@markcampos4862]

Waluigi: Oh hey Wa-Waluigi Wa-Waluigi: *WaH wAh WaH wAh*

[@mackingxd5707]

My favorite was tell tale games Mario. It should actually be a game!

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

The prank war was just straight up hilarious! 🤣

[@asimumer9474]

Where's Oldman Sonic, dammit!!!

[@dorkly]

Back...soon.

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

Dorkly And now the hype kicks in more

[@NashTheBlade]

@@dorkly Where the hell is the final episode of Pokemon Ralphie?!

[@TYfariguy]

I’m mad at how far I had to scroll for this comment

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

Tafari TV Same

[@MF100]

“Its basically the same game” Basically sums up New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe

[@thesweboy2873]

12:41"Hello Domino's? Yeah it's a Guiseppe again" Continues with: "I've a no. 3."

[@legendarytronic7774]

Uhh you see... DON'T YOU EVER QUESTION Me AGAIN nah!!!

[@jme2116]

“Hurry up with the Luigi” 😂

[@Lo0die16]

I love the Mario teaches typing joke lol

[@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748]

Its time for green Mario to shine

[@orango1759]

5:26 "I thought I was your nemesis" "I wish" "Oh hey Wa-wa-waluigi" "W̴̧̢͈̰͔͎̱͔͉̞̭͓̹̹̬̙̹̣͎͙̓̌͆̅̊̋̋͜͝͠ͅͅA̴̡̨̧̨̞̘̬͔̝̜̦̩̯͍̞̟̤͍̲̖̺̹̦̤̦̮̮̭̠͖̭͎̪̹͈̱͒̈́̽̾̿͆̾̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͝W̸̢̛͉̙̰͚̪̟̗͙̤͕̞͚͈͇̖͎̯̣̰̞͔̞̫̩͓̽͗̾̐̂̓̌̋̒́̈̏͆̾͌̏͜͝͝͝ͅĄ̸̧̨̡͇̭͎̲͙̼̙̥͓̣̜͔̖̠̬̦͍̮̞͔̫̻̱̼̹̙͕͉͂͌̀̇̈̑͂͌̍̾̕͜ͅW̸̢̮̳͈͚̙̩̳̜͍͔͈͕̫̪͍̌̇̆̈́́̏͊̓̑̂͒̓̑͊̓̇̌̒͌͋Ą̸̡̞̫̖͚̹̮̥̗͖̲̬̩͓̭͙̊͊̀͆̈́͆͗͂̈́͐̈́͗̾̓̈́̅̏͒͒̕͝͝W̵̢̧̛̙͚͎͕̤̟̫̞̏͗̑͂̂̀̄̌͘̚͝Ä̵̳̬̠͕̰̝̼̫͍͙̹̬̰͎̮͙͚̪͙͕͉̪̼͉̘̙́̑̐͗͛̍̈́̊̃̿̊̆̀̉͛͜͜͝͠"

[@geardog24]

Dorkly knows that Luigi is the real super brother.

[@modembuddy4010]

Never stop making these. Never.

[@flareonmaster556]

12:39 the funniest part😂😂😂😂

[@Kennymcormick1170]

If you look behind luigi's window you can see mario and tails killing people

[@Zed-sw1qy]

Luigi is the best but super mario is the legend

[@sin7wu]

Love the xenogears music at 7:00

[@dukenukem415]

5:48 Don't be alarmed he is not a FURRY he is actually a spy.