Watching Seinfeld For the First Time *THE HAMPTONS*

[@DosCavazos]

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[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

I was in the pool was a very funny 😅 line 😅

[@vincentvancraig]

NYC city is an island, or a series of islands....manhattan island, then staten island to the south, & then long island to tne east jutting out into the atlantic ocean....technically queens & brooklyn are on long island, tho its not usually technically referred to in that exact way.....anyway, if u go east on Long island exiting brooklyn & queens u get to long island proper & into a more "rural" area (it was before the last 2 decades anyway)......anyway.....u go as far east out on long island as possible & u hit an island consiting of east & west Hampton, known as "The Hamptons", & where all the rich city people have their second homes....its a very upper class area....but, .it wasnt in the 1940's & 1950s, its where jackson pollock & all tne abstract expressionist painters would go rent/live in small houses for cheap to get away from the city for a few months or years...but, those artists/painters made it famous becuase they were hip, & by the 1980s it was all snooty & wealthy....70 years ago it was totally isolated & avant gard & u could live there for cheap

[@TTM9691]

I am so happy you chose to do the last four episodes of season five all in a row, which are such home runs, it's almost astounding! I can promise you this: you will always be able to return to a Season 5 episode when you need a classic! If you ever need an episode to rejuvenate your interest, just hit a Season 5 episode you haven't seen! Other than one possible dud (won't say which lest I bias you), it's a perfect season. And even the dud isn't terrible, it's just below the cut, imo. LOVING these reactions! :D

[@victorsixtythree]

Somehow Elaine's "It shrinks?" always makes me laugh. Every time.

[@kbrewski1]

It's the crinkling of her nose.

[@douglasmurphy3266]

Of every possible missed reference that someone 30 years younger than the original audience would be aware of, she catches "Yo Yo Ma"

[@thomaschristopher8593]

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

[@kbrewski1]

​@@thomaschristopher8593 And they missed that one, so they edited it out. Dopes.

[@Awhmanitsdanttv]

@@kbrewski1 you know you don’t have to be a rude little shit and call them dopes.. like enjoy the fucking reaction and move on. What is it with you? Fucking people

[@nrkgalt]

@@kbrewski1Chances are they don’t keep up with the United Nations.

[@redrick8900]

Yo Yo Ma isn't some 90's thing. He's the most famous cellist in the world right now.

[@3DJapan]

"like a frightened turtle" is one of my favorite lines from this whole series.

[@TheDivayenta]

Pure Larry David!

[@TheNukewarfare2]

I have to say this review really was… *breathtaking* . 😂

[@drthraxine]

I would say "spectacular"

[@DR-mq1vn]

I've never been called breathtaking!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@drthraxine and real, too!

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@TheNukewarfare2: I see what you did there... 👍🏼

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@DR-mq1vn That's weird because TheNukewarfare2 uses it all the time about anything.

[@Xagzan]

"How does Kramer attract all these women?" The *kavorka,* Jerry!

[@Lefty0000]

I might be wrong but I think the writers thought they made the word up, it turned out to be a real thing, and the Latvian church was thankful the episode was shining light on their religion.

[@7kortos7]

@@Lefty0000 they knew full well.

[@Alysa-Aiday]

"You know you're funkifying the whole building!!"

[@jason42080]

but the whole "I was in the Pool" did help inform women in the U.S that didn't know about Male Shrinkage

[@charlotex1]

And it helped provide under-endowed men an alibi!

[@sirjohnmara]

"Laundry?"

[@Whateva67]

“It shrinks “?😂

[@hallbrawlerspodcast5091]

@@charlotex1depending on the time of year and part of the country. Lol

[@Ian-Omega]

Jerry doing the lords work

[@dab_family9405]

This is my pick for signature episode of Seinfeld. This natural phenomenon was termed as "shrinkage" on the day this episode aired.

[@bobduerwald9805]

"It shrinks! I don't know how you guys walk around with those Things!"

[@davidteller7681]

One of my favorite lines!

[@garrettohyeah7365]

I remember my parents watched Seinfeld when I was a little little kid but I had no idea what it was or couldn't remember anything about it. Then in my early teens I got home from school and was looking for something to watch and I saw Seinfeld, so I put it on because I remembered the name as a kid and wanted to check it out. The Hamptons was the very first episode I saw and I was hooked on Seinfeld ever since lol

[@RyneMurray23]

I was in the pool. I WAS IN THE POOL😭🤣

[@djr6876]

The classics always have memorable quotes, like Shakespeare.

[@pieperbe]

Like Shakespeare, but more sophisticated.

[@mustavogaia2655]

To shrink or not shrink...

[@christopherb501]

3:15 He's got the kavorka.

[@williamcarbajal383]

Another episode they need to watch. It's called The Conversion.

[@Rjggjn]

Never even realized until you pointed it out at 1:39 George was sipping lean 😂😂😂

[@Claypoool]

You’re so right! Club SODA is so close to Sprite (the original mixer). Cough Medicine w/ codeine and Soda! H-Town Baby!

[@marwynthemasterful6369]

Top 10 episode. Should do The Opposite and The Switch

[@markjacobs3337]

They're watching The Opposite next

[@chasestankievech]

Yep the season 5 finale! They’re watching the last three episodes of that season in succession.. at this point just watch the whole series!

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@marwynthemasterful6369: The Opposite Reaction; kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKDRhpiIo7mdmKMsi=zEmVFDT0bnIzZNUb

[@ERC641]

Hilarious episode! One of the best

[@Alex-s-m2p]

Yeah the Hamptons are on Long Island NY.

[@Tconlon251_2]

I just realized that the exit they used for the establishing shot is quite a bit up the road from Easthampton

[@A23457]

Fun Fact: Water doesn’t shrink it, temp does. Ideal sperm production occurs at 93° so the body pulls it all in if below that. Shrinkage doesn’t happen in warm water.

[@pekkokuopanportti6859]

Yes, true, but the thing about water is that its heat conductivity is many orders of magnitude higher than that of air, so water that is even a little below body temperature will be very effective at causing shrinkage as compared to air at the same temperature. :)

[@A23457]

@@pekkokuopanportti6859 Yes, this is true as well. I gave the more basic - or shrunken down - version 😂

[@neabby]

Kramers reaction to the baby is the funniest 😂😂

[@kbrewski1]

And they edited it out.

[@7kortos7]

@@kbrewski1 they didn't though, you might have blinked XD 9:25

[@kbrewski1]

@7kortos7 That scene was later in the episode after Kramers initial "seeing the baby". You obviously know nothing about Seinfeld dooofus.

[@sirjohnmara]

Fun Fact: This house is also the house in "Deep Impact" where the reporter daughter hugs her father "Daddy...". If you seen that movie you know.

[@carriesmith742]

This whole episode and your reaction were indeed breathtaking! 😂

[@urgoslav5107]

Honestly, this is the episode I was waiting for

[@wampa25]

Rachel is one of the few women Jerry sees over several episodes. She first appeared in the 2-part episode The Raincoats. She was also in The Opposite.

[@DR-mq1vn]

Yeah, but then they were caught making out during Schindler's List and her Dad found out.

[@williamcarbajal383]

We need a Raincoats reaction 😢

[@wampa25]

@@williamcarbajal383 Have you ever had really good paella?

[@williamcarbajal383]

@@wampa25 it's a melange of (Kramer noise) 🤣

[@tuckgraph]

George missing the topless date while shopping for tomatoes is just the tip of the irony iceberg. This episode delivers!

[@kbrewski1]

Exactly. That passed right over their heads.

[@tuckgraph]

@@kbrewski1 You mean the reviewers? I haven't seen the full reaction, so it's hard to pass judgement.

[@kbrewski1]

@@tuckgraph ??? Then why are you commenting before you watch?

[@tuckgraph]

@@kbrewski1From what I understand, there's a full review where they watch the whole show, available on patreon. I watched the video.

[@pieperbe]

@@kbrewski1The full reaction is on Patreon, not here. His point is we can’t pass judgment about what they may or may not have missed when we are seeing only a partial version of the reaction.

[@wbj2000]

The Hamptons is a beach area on the far east coast of Long Island. Please watch "The Switch".

[@floorticket]

"This is weird, wild stuff." at 2:19 is a nod to Dana Carvey's impersonation of Carson on SNL(10-5-91), a few years before this Seinfeld episode from May of '94. Dana Carvey used exactly those words in a specific sketch with Phil Hartman and Chris Farley. Apparently Carson never said "weird, wild stuff" but the phrase stuck in the pop culture collective memory.

[@kbrewski1]

Carson always said that, for years. With some variations. I grew up on Carson.

[@floorticket]

@@kbrewski1 I did too, I never heard him say that. Citation needed.

[@kbrewski1]

​@@floorticket Watch Carson reruns. I've got hundreds on dvds.

[@scarletc.7055]

The Hamptons are many lovely and beautiful towns on Long Island, New York. They are around 80-100 miles from NYC

[@otakuwolf4ever985]

LOL Oh my God, Kramer's reaction to the baby, still puts me in stitches no matter how many times I see it.

[@mannistef]

I am having fun watching you guys doing this. I have not seen the Seinfeld episodes since the 90's so I remember some stuff but mostly not

[@thejoshman3843]

+1 best episode of seinfeld. & shot in 1994 which was the peak of my college life. amazing year to live in.

[@kbrewski1]

1994 was your peak year of college life eh. You finally figured out how to unhook a bra?

[@kbrewski1]

No one used "shrinkage" as a common go to reference until Seinfeld. It was groundbreaking to talk about a man's teensy lil nubber on American television. I defy you to find any earlier reference.

[@imageword5576]

you defy me to find any earlier reference? you mean you dare?

[@kbrewski1]

@@imageword5576 Nope. I mean exactly what I said.

[@redrick8900]

George Carlin.

[@kbrewski1]

@@redrick8900 What TV series did Carlin use "shrinkage" and make it a water cooler phrase in society?

[@redrick8900]

@@kbrewski1 Notice how you changed the subject?

[@jollyrodgers7272]

East end of Long Island, NY. - from Eastport to Sag Harbor (incl. Westhampton, Westhampton Beach, Hampton Bays, Southampton, Bridgehampton, etc.).

[@mcbeezee2120]

This episode best displays the comedic genius of Seinfeld's writers.

[@jennaramos1229]

12:47 you can see the person's hand throwing the tomato on the right side lol i love little things like that

[@bblair2627]

"I dont know how you guys walk around with those things"

[@pricemoore2022]

Awesome reaction of my favorite Seinfeld episode!!!!😊😊😊😊😊

[@LeighMet]

The hamptons are on Long Island

[@ircjesselee]

If "I was in the pool!" she'd have thought I was an ugly woman 😂

[@ironmike5812]

The Marble Rye

[@mustavogaia2655]

Rusty!

[@KEVIN-be9zj]

One of my faves..."she got a great body buddy" kramer is a fool😂

[@EricksonMedina-i7q]

I've never noticed before when watching this on tv, but when George and Jane are talking by the pool, you can clearly see the giant pasties under her bathing suit top. That's hilarious. 😅

[@bingeworthy9025]

Gotta remember back when it first was on smaller tvs and no hd were the norm so easier to miss stuff.

[@shadypelican]

Well...tbf, when you originally watched it, it probably wasn't on a digital ultra-high resolution device and had a different aspect ratio. I thought I was going crazy a while back when watching old Simpsons episodes because I was picking up details I never noticed despite seeing the episodes a thousand times. Then it dawned on me that the episode I was watching shouldn't be "fullscreen" on my TV, because when it was broadcast the aspect ratio was more of a square.

[@EricksonMedina-i7q]

@shadypelican true, I also take into account aging. A lot of old shows hit different from 14 to 40 years old.

[@jackmessick2869]

This episode started the term "shrinkage." The series also started the term "regifting" and "sponge-worthy."

[@kbrewski1]

Kramer wasn't far off saying that George's gf was "trying to create a buzz" for herself. Check out a blonde who shows a lot of herself in BOOGIE NIGHTS.

[@davidwilkins5932]

This is one of the most loaded episodes.

[@ghenry4513]

This might be the actual funniest episode, even though its not my personal favorite! It's so good! Recommend "The Cigar Store Indian" and "Soup Nazi" to follow this!

[@tapoemt3995]

And "The Stall". Not a square to spare!

[@pistolen87]

Shrinkage... just the sound of that word is funny!

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

The Smelly Car is even funnier 😅

[@bclap06able]

Seinfeld and Southpark are both legends for TV.... they had the same formula to a point....lol

[@Djcimofficial]

Yesss! The episode I was requesting! This was the first episode I ever saw years ago when my mom watched the show. I got my own lobster shirt too.. YOYO MA!

[@garrettohyeah7365]

I also just left a comment saying this was the first episode I ever saw after I got home from school 1 day. What a great first episode to see lol

[@Djcimofficial]

@@garrettohyeah7365 just breathtaking!! 🤣🤣

[@kellifranklin4432]

This s how I learned that if you mix cough syrup with a soda it can be refreshing.

[@mattsnyderARTIST]

One of the best reactions. Such a classic show from when I was in my 20's😂

[@TheDaringPastry1313]

Another episode where George gets caught doing something is in The Gymnast S6 E6. Not going to say what happens though. It is another well-known classic episode and all characters have their own varied plots like this one.

[@kbrewski1]

That's every Seinfeld episode.

[@tristramcoffin926]

You are a good dad showing your daughter great Seinfeld episodes.

[@marksugimoto9708]

🤣

[@stevejoshua9536]

What ???

[@davidcross4596]

I think that's her brother

[@JudeAussie]

🤣🤣 They’re a married couple.

[@imageword5576]

you make this comment in every one of their videos creepo

[@dylangibbons8434]

The Cadillac episodes are brilliant 🙌 Looking forward to the reaction if it comes, keep up the great work guys!

[@chrisbryz1652]

Loving these seinfeld reactions keep it goin

[@Awhmanitsdanttv]

I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOOOL!! Shrinkage was invented by this show btw

[@Justin0807]

Shrinkage has been around for many years. My father really liked this episode because the same thing happened to him back in the 70s after taking a cold shower.

[@Hi.Im.Chucky]

"Shrinkage in the pool." Is most definitely not a tongue twister. lol

[@imageword5576]

it's the word "shrinkage" by itself...kind of a clumsy word sometimes when said, it can be stumbled

[@kbrewski1]

​@@imageword5576 People like you without any DICTion skills seem to be the only ones.

[@manwh0re1]

Seinfeld does not have a single bad episode. NOT A SINGLE ONE!

[@moviesbye9294]

The Chinese Restaurant

[@msh79]

As a hardcore Seinfeld fanatic, I really hate one episode: "The Dog." The whole plot is very bad and unusual. George and Elaine have nothing to talk about. Kramer's weird monolog, Jerry taking care of a dog of some random guy, and the annoying fake bark made it even worse. I refuse to acknowledge this episode.

[@fajarkurniawan9434]

I love when sitcoms take their time outdoor 🎉

[@evanreid6917]

I always thought the scene where George is changing and the lady sees him, to be a blooper left in. Like she walks in sees him says the scripted line, breaks her character by genuinely laughing at him. Then George is like I was in the pool.😂

[@kbrewski1]

No, the entire episode was written around that central scene.

[@evanreid6917]

@@kbrewski1 well then they did a good job, because that moment she laughs actually sounds like she broke character.

[@UberDurable]

"She's got a great body buddy!" LOL

[@SalvableRuin]

How is "shrinkage in the pool" a tongue twister? LOL

[@kbrewski1]

I guess for people who don't speak English well.

[@imageword5576]

I think its the word "shrinkage"

[@kbrewski1]

@@imageword5576 Yeah, that's a real tough word to pronounce. 😳 🙄

[@baritonebroker]

Hamptons region is on the south- eastern shore of Long Island, east of NYC

[@Topcat115]

Watch "The Glasses" and "The Pie".

[@polarbearswag7342]

Yay! My favorite episode!!

[@marcwright8395]

The phrase comes from the episode

[@jackmessick2869]

The Hamptons is on Long Island, part of New York state, the island extends into the Atlantic from NYC. The uber rich live out there, and rich New York City residents do vacation there.

[@RMInt-qp8mq]

Some good Seinfeld episodes: The Pez, The Shoes, The Stall, The Merv Griffin

[@jjrod2988]

Really wish you guys would've just done the entire series.

[@kbrewski1]

They are trying to do it as haphazardly and unorganized as possible apparently. Even our local channel shows the Seinfeld reruns in order.

[@kbrewski1]

The Hamptons is the upscale vacation area on Long Island, NYC.

[@slypsykoticgrin3058]

I love watching your content and I watched Seinfeld and re-runs back in the day. You should show her Soup Nazi or Bizarro Jerry next. Again, love your content!!!

[@KrazyKat007]

The line was created in Seinfeld

[@OverlandOne]

The hamptons are on the coast of long island, ny.

[@kenadams3419]

Kacee Is making the same face as George in the thumbnail

[@joemasters2270]

Swimming 'shrinkage' is a thing. I don't know why. I can't explain why. I'm not a doctor.Still I loved this episode!

[@imageword5576]

seems pretty easy to explain; cold temperatures constrict blood flow and blood vessels, of which the size of the male genetalia is made up in large part, therefore it will shrink when in cold temperatures.

[@ThunderPants13]

"Boutros Boutros-Ghali". 😁

[@MrListen2meplez]

“If it even happened?!”…good call…it didn’t!

[@Andorski]

Having this episode after posting that North Playground episode is quite fitting.

[@dalewatkins9000]

I live in NC, I had to take a cold shower on Tuesday of last week because of millions of power outages. Shrinkage is definitely real. My boys felt like BBS for the first 2 minutes. Please keep everyone affected by Hurricane Helene in your prayers. Ashville NC & Chimney Rock NC are completely destroyed.

[@AL13NM]

Shrinkage was HUGE! Ironically enough.

[@steelers6titles]

My favorite episode of the series.

[@steelers6titles]

Along with the one where Kramer has his own creative roadwork ideas lol

[@bearmanz]

The Hamptons is an exclusively wealthy area of Long Island. It's where a lot of celebrities live, including Jerry Seinfeld himself.

[@jodyarrington8555]

The Hamptons, on eastern Long Island's South Fork, is a string of seaside communities known as a summer destination for affluent New York City residents.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

Finally another episode you guys pick that I suggest 😊

[@misterb6416]

One of my favorite episodes, if not my favorite.

[@StevePaur-hf4vy]

The Hamptons is an exclusive ritzy community in New York. Many wealthy New York City folks have a summer place there

[@LB14745]

Was Mark Farbman (who built the house) Karl Farbman's dad?

[@kbrewski1]

Has to be a family connection. One designs beautiful furniture. The other expensive houses.

[@LB14745]

@@BarbaraL-b9i I just looked at the online script of The Checks and it's Karl Farbman.

[@IrishMudblood]

One of the best episodes.

[@SuperMex17]

Can we bleep out this guys laugh

[@kbrewski1]

I wish. I'm thinking of buying an airhorn to drown out his obnoxious forced cackle.

[@JEFFYjackass]

Ohhhhh Game Grumps referenced that line lmao I WAS IN THE POOL

[@SteCatherall]

I love your reactions 😂😂😂

[@yw1971]

George scene with the oil massage - is a good contender

[@backforblood3421]

The Hamptons are on Long Island in New York.

[@righteouslydefiant5362]

The Hamptons are in long Island NY

[@billyp1836]

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

Great ep

[@lxdesign1]

The best ..... I refer to the shrinkage thing all the time. lol

[@dominic6283]

The Hamptons is on Long Island

[@Gamer1009-yj7ps]

Did the guy with the fake laugh question the moon landing? Yeesh.

[@redrick8900]

@bobby-b2b Well that's incorrect and very ignorant.

[@kbrewski1]

People who believe the "Moon Landings were faked..."11, 12, 14, 15, 16 and 17 are the dumbest people in America. If that were the case, millions and millions of people who worked for NASA, and all the connected companies who supplied goods, services, equipment, support etc IN ANY WAY, would all be conspirators in the most massive cover up in world history for the last 55 years plus. And EVERYONE has remained silent that entire time. On top of that, you would logically have to believe Apollo 13 was intentionally a screw up where they still orbited the Moon with a disabled ship, yet successfully made it back just for show. Every military person, scientist, engineer, pilot etc etc would have to keep millions of coordinated lies in sync in detail for the rest of their lives. People who actually believe in such a monstrous conspiracy should not only be permanently deported from the US forever, but have their nads carved out asap to prevent further dummsheets from being created. If they have any. Fochin MORE-ONS.

[@Dog_will_hunt]

It's a crazy laugh, but I think it's genuine.

[@Dog_will_hunt]

​@bobby-b2b you are a moron and anyone else that thinks it was faked.

[@marcosmos7478]

the Hamptons is on East Long Island NY