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@Machtyn
@Machtyn Жыл бұрын
"Why does this happen to me?" Probably stop putting plastic in the oven, and it will stop happening.
@drforjc
@drforjc Жыл бұрын
the whole world is conspiring against her LOL
@rodneymartin6154
@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын
"Because you can't think far ahead enough to what will happen if you keep doing the dumb stuff you do!"
@donaldp77785
@donaldp77785 Жыл бұрын
Being dumb must be pretty rough
@geometric5103
@geometric5103 Жыл бұрын
All I could think is she's either drunk or stupid. I'm hoping for drunk.
@headflat449
@headflat449 Жыл бұрын
@@donaldp77785 says the guy who subscribes to video game channels.
@Stukenny46
@Stukenny46 Жыл бұрын
At this point I'm just taking the "no one was harmed" as pure sarcasm.
@itsmrmeow3400
@itsmrmeow3400 Жыл бұрын
That is so true
@kevv95
@kevv95 Жыл бұрын
They overdo it and it's cringe
@Kragatar
@Kragatar Жыл бұрын
0:35 "No one was harmed" my ass. Dude's ribcage caved in.
@ryancarmack6706
@ryancarmack6706 Жыл бұрын
fr
@futured.futuredify
@futured.futuredify 3 ай бұрын
0:40
@snowflake09161
@snowflake09161 Жыл бұрын
someone: *literally gets sliced in half* failarmy: “no one was harmed”
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Жыл бұрын
failarmy "nobody was hurt by this murder" "nobody was hurt in this fatal crash"
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Do the bit where it says i can own you? BTW I NOW OWN YOU!
@ryanbrumbaugh5724
@ryanbrumbaugh5724 Жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ He is coming soon! I am ready!
@l26c64
@l26c64 Жыл бұрын
Anyone with a “no one was harmed” caption in their clip, was harmed AF
@burgerjointgame
@burgerjointgame Жыл бұрын
True! especially the guy at 0:33.
@trevordennis
@trevordennis Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming that everyone in a clip that didn't have that warning, must have died.
@InternetKev
@InternetKev Жыл бұрын
Thinking the exact same thing!
@jbwarner8626
@jbwarner8626 Жыл бұрын
"No one was harmed" is Failarmy shorthand for "Someone was absolutely harmed, but KZbin will demonetize us if they find out we're posting videos of people getting seriously injured".
@patmanpatmanson
@patmanpatmanson Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@c313zk6
@c313zk6 Жыл бұрын
"Falls, snaps neck in half, loses arm in the process and gets shot" *NO ONE WAS HARMED*
@donaldhersey3805
@donaldhersey3805 Жыл бұрын
XD
@sshza2143
@sshza2143 Жыл бұрын
well, ye kno, if the caption says 'no one was harmed' they are dead💀😬😁🙋‍♂✌😎
@Sc0rp83
@Sc0rp83 Жыл бұрын
*Dies instantly, no harm felt*
@Calamity_Jack
@Calamity_Jack Жыл бұрын
None of those peoples' names were "ONE". 🤣
@higherup9862
@higherup9862 Жыл бұрын
@@Calamity_Jack Genius
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Жыл бұрын
You gotta love how KZbin actually believes that “No one was harmed” in over half of the clips
@Klabbity_Kloots
@Klabbity_Kloots Жыл бұрын
Dude could've had the Fat Man dropped on him and FailArmy would still put "No one was harmed".
@sleepyhollow783
@sleepyhollow783 Жыл бұрын
"No one was harmed" Catchy phrase that ought be on everyone's tombstone.
@kosherjew4223
@kosherjew4223 Жыл бұрын
I love your idea lol! HAHA
@mattrva8184
@mattrva8184 Жыл бұрын
0:52 seconds....Seriously. She put a glass/pyrex bowl on the stove top and was shocked that it shattered. Genius level stuff.
@dawa8151
@dawa8151 Жыл бұрын
She also called a red onion garlic so there's that
@PhoenixPrime
@PhoenixPrime Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought the lady trying to make a pizza at 5:43 had it worse. I mean, she used a PLASTIC TRAY inside a HOT OVEN! Who does that?! 🤣🤣🤣
@Aakarsh1068
@Aakarsh1068 Жыл бұрын
@@PhoenixPrime Americans, apparently.
@RealMTBAddict
@RealMTBAddict Жыл бұрын
@@Aakarsh1068 no, just dumb people.
@mohmoony3918
@mohmoony3918 Жыл бұрын
That's why it's not called "Smartest People Army". 🤪
@oryon6502
@oryon6502 Жыл бұрын
Guy : *Gets folded in half.* Fail army : "No one was harmed."
@jostv.2726
@jostv.2726 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for this comment ^^
@erikwilliam1254
@erikwilliam1254 Жыл бұрын
The way his body locked up when it dropped on him tells me he'll be feeling that for a while. With all that weight, I'd be getting a medical visit to make sure nothings damaged.
@oryon6502
@oryon6502 Жыл бұрын
@@erikwilliam1254 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he has some broken ribs
@philseiden4879
@philseiden4879 Жыл бұрын
I'm thinking Liver, Spleen, Pancreas, and Kidneys. All have a tendency to pop like a grape under pressure.
@Ultraman_ZL
@Ultraman_ZL Жыл бұрын
@@philseiden4879 stop being mean to me dumb ass
@stevie-ray2020
@stevie-ray2020 Жыл бұрын
The look on that girl's face after she's shown how the corkscrew works is gold!
@moRULEZ18981
@moRULEZ18981 Жыл бұрын
seems like the only thing harmed in this vid was her dignity
@closedcasketcustoms
@closedcasketcustoms Жыл бұрын
Thank you Fail Army for blurring out the champagne bottle labels yet showing countless people receive life altering injuries. I was thinking about becoming an alcoholic but have since decided to throw myself down a flight of stairs.
@Gardner0871public
@Gardner0871public Жыл бұрын
Best comment was definitely not a fail
@johnbravo1034
@johnbravo1034 Жыл бұрын
As long as *no one was harmed*
@sudilos1172
@sudilos1172 Жыл бұрын
like the dude knocked under his chin by the steel weight bar, or the other dude practically cut in half by the steel weight bar.
@notthefather3919
@notthefather3919 Жыл бұрын
Take that up with KZbin. They will demonitize a video with alcohol in it. But you clicked on the video as if you expected anything else.
@LazyLizzy706
@LazyLizzy706 Жыл бұрын
I think it mostly had to do with the brand name, not the fact that it was alcohol…
@Imiface
@Imiface Жыл бұрын
3:16 If you can't open a bottle of wine, you're not allowed to drink alcohol cause you don't have any brain cells to destroy.
@isaacharvey451
@isaacharvey451 Жыл бұрын
I guess alcoholic products can’t mess with your mind if you don’t have one…
@andersandersen6295
@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын
Dark haired blonde.
@whelmanlandry
@whelmanlandry Жыл бұрын
She probably doesn’t drink. That’s why she doesn’t know how to open it
@achim8239
@achim8239 Жыл бұрын
It was quite clear to her that that had not been her most intelligent five minutes. Liked the expression on her face.
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
How could you tell it was alcohol, they blurred it?
@user-tc8ru5qr8r
@user-tc8ru5qr8r Жыл бұрын
5:44 "Why does this happen to me" Puts plastic in the oven...
@flipflopping
@flipflopping Жыл бұрын
Yep. People really are THIS STUPID.
@Kral-wl5uh
@Kral-wl5uh Жыл бұрын
Have you tried Mighty Travels Premium yet?
@bruhpie6622
@bruhpie6622 Жыл бұрын
No
@l30hzs
@l30hzs Жыл бұрын
Now I dont want to
@John_Fugazzi
@John_Fugazzi Жыл бұрын
How could anyone who puts a plastic tray in an oven to bake a pizza say, "Why does this happen to me?"
@laura121684
@laura121684 Жыл бұрын
If you don't cook often, or didn't have anyone to teach you how to cook, it's kinda understandable. Then again, these days, you have the internet, so you can learn almost anything by just searching for it. I guess common sense isn't all that common, sometimes.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын
She probably just did something stupid for attention. And here we are watching it.
@laura121684
@laura121684 Жыл бұрын
@@Earthneedsado-over177 You don't think that anyone could possibly do this genuinely?
@JoeNathan42420
@JoeNathan42420 Жыл бұрын
"*no one was harmed*" thanks for taking the fun out of it FailArmy
@hugocalcoen5798
@hugocalcoen5798 Жыл бұрын
He puts it because his videos would get demotized
@JoeNathan42420
@JoeNathan42420 Жыл бұрын
@@hugocalcoen5798 yeah nah I understand. But it's the content that gets demonized a disclaimer won't change anything
@Twannnng
@Twannnng Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, all the videos that *didn't* include that disclaimer actually featured multiple deaths, so there's the fun!
@Ifyernotawakeyet
@Ifyernotawakeyet Жыл бұрын
OK folks, the word is DEMONETIZED.
@TheReligiousCrap
@TheReligiousCrap Жыл бұрын
More like No one was wasted.
@woahblackbetty7691
@woahblackbetty7691 Жыл бұрын
1:17 That is the chillest dog in existence
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
I assume he is deaf. Or she does this every night and he is used to it.
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 Жыл бұрын
He definitely was prepared.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын
Until someone says "squirrel !"
@GirlSmotheredToDeath
@GirlSmotheredToDeath Жыл бұрын
0:40 As a medical doctor, I would say that it probably caused a lot of internal damage such as broken ribs, torn muscles, ligaments, tendons, crushed organs, and internal hemorrhaging.
@DaveC2729
@DaveC2729 Жыл бұрын
"Why does this happen to me?" Maybe because you tried to make pizza on a plastic tray... in the oven... yeah, that's it.
@fusseltyger
@fusseltyger Жыл бұрын
5:55 And THAT, kids, is how WE played 'Snake' before Nokia, back in the days 😉
@theOGshoe
@theOGshoe Жыл бұрын
I would feel bad for the guy that dropped the bar on his chest but *no one was harmed* apparently 💀
@AllCentaur
@AllCentaur Жыл бұрын
With how his organs behaved?
@bbsaid218
@bbsaid218 Жыл бұрын
The bar wasn’t harmed
@burgerjointgame
@burgerjointgame Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that looked brutal - almost fatal. So weird as there were so many guys spotting him and still it dropped so violently. Ouch! Wonder why he didn't just use a power cage and set the safety bars to protect himself. So stupid. I mean, the guy at 1:56 had a cage, but still managed to screw up, but still better than nothing.
@joselumartin1279
@joselumartin1279 Жыл бұрын
@@burgerjointgame Calling stupid to someone and not knowing the rules of the competition, that's stupid
@triggerfoottrucking590
@triggerfoottrucking590 Жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhh u are unaware of the ways of the jedi
@caseykleinhans4137
@caseykleinhans4137 Жыл бұрын
4:02 was my favorite. the way the lady just sits down and lays back as it rolls is so funny. She had definitely lifted that before but did something wrong when transferring it up and just accepted it
@ThatLostProtogenSam
@ThatLostProtogenSam Жыл бұрын
You know that means *FISH*
@FailArmyCentral
@FailArmyCentral 3 ай бұрын
The cameraman is a true legend. I wonder how he's present in every failure moment. Let's all appreciate him.
@raybobjonson9302
@raybobjonson9302 Жыл бұрын
No words for the Pizza Lady 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
@felixchaus
@felixchaus Жыл бұрын
Well she sounded fat, but how anyone is so hungry, that tries to cook anything on a plastic tray
@ModernLove100
@ModernLove100 Жыл бұрын
A plastic tray in the oven 😂
@MrHuds88
@MrHuds88 Жыл бұрын
2:48 Where did she think she was going in the first place?! There was barely enough room in that yard to WALK around the clutter, much less ride a motorcycle 😂😂
@vomm
@vomm Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a baby, raising it for 18 years or so, having dreams and hopes, and then you get something like this.
@JustMamba
@JustMamba Жыл бұрын
I think they did that because they knew she couldn't get very fast or damage the bike too much if she dropped it. I don't think they realized she was planning to hit everything in the yard lmao
@DickNutButt
@DickNutButt Жыл бұрын
That is the whiskey throttle
@danielleking262
@danielleking262 Жыл бұрын
"No one was harmed" repeated a *thousand* freakin' times, but I guarantee you someone was hurt in one of these!!!
@bryduhbikeguy
@bryduhbikeguy Жыл бұрын
Well,they did say,"No 'one' was hurt",and with the parachutes....there were at least 2 people hurting.They were right.
@danielleking262
@danielleking262 Жыл бұрын
@@bryduhbikeguy 😐
@RS250Squid
@RS250Squid Жыл бұрын
I want to know how many accident reports etc are actually checked prior to claiming that no one was harmed 🙂
@oviliviu4184
@oviliviu4184 Жыл бұрын
I actually think the guy that was bench pressing died a few hours later the event. It happened like one or two years ago.
@elliesaint1984
@elliesaint1984 Жыл бұрын
At the 1:22 mark, I love that the dog doesn't even flinch 🤣, how many times has that happened in that kitchen for him to be as nonchalant about it as he was, he's like "oh yeah that?, you're good, that happens atleast once a week" 🤣🤣🤣
@ladenses8245
@ladenses8245 Жыл бұрын
Christ, that Parachute one is the scariest fail I've ever seen.
@Anfimus
@Anfimus Жыл бұрын
Yea I wonder if they were ok, it looked like a relatively soft landing but idk and do any parachuting people know if the guy screaming to throw her reserve right away was correct? Or should she have waited for an opportune moment when it wouldn’t get tangled like it looks like it did after the brief cut/edit right when she tossed it
@myselfallways
@myselfallways Жыл бұрын
@@Anfimus video literally says ''no one was harmed'' 🤔
@CanadianArchaeologist
@CanadianArchaeologist Жыл бұрын
I've seen worse.
@adamb89
@adamb89 Жыл бұрын
Peoples' chutes get twisted and they fall to the ground "No one was harmed" Next we'll see some guy diving face-first into a wood chipper, watch him get shredded alive and sprayed all over a wall in bloody gloppy chunks, then at the bottom of the screen "No one was harmed"
@nyotamwuaji6484
@nyotamwuaji6484 Жыл бұрын
@@myselfallways they put that over stuff where people very obviously got harmed.
@TheTrainmobile
@TheTrainmobile Жыл бұрын
5:52 I really thought that the giant snake was a person. I even said, "Is he okay?" 💀
@marinaida2835
@marinaida2835 Жыл бұрын
but was the snake ok?
@GraceKi92
@GraceKi92 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a person too at first!
@Real_Bane
@Real_Bane Жыл бұрын
More like a Python
@jasonarmstrong9522
@jasonarmstrong9522 Жыл бұрын
"No one was Harmed"
@BulletProofSoul1029
@BulletProofSoul1029 Жыл бұрын
6:12 Snake: "Hold on, I gotta take this..."
@laughforever8969
@laughforever8969 Жыл бұрын
HELPING others is the secret sauce to a HAPPY LIFE...❣️
@phyroe6913
@phyroe6913 Жыл бұрын
I'm still trying to wrap my head around why she was cooking with a glass bowl.
@hakrj12
@hakrj12 Жыл бұрын
My wife did that once. It was that Pyrex stuff so she thought it would be OK ... it was not.
@ericwilliams1659
@ericwilliams1659 Жыл бұрын
It was an oven safe baking dish. So people think if it can go in oven or microwave why can't it go on the stove.
@AaronShenghao
@AaronShenghao Жыл бұрын
There are glass pots made for stove top cooking, but not all oven safe bowls are safe for stove top cooking. Similar to there are hot water glass and normal glass.
@andersandersen6295
@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын
She told you why in the damn clip, She was trying to show off her "cute" garlic cubes🤔
@ravenlorans
@ravenlorans Жыл бұрын
Next will be Plastic Fry Pans.... Just wait. You will see...
@beachrunner428
@beachrunner428 Жыл бұрын
The random honk at 2:50 as she runs over mom was great 🤣
@titcho87
@titcho87 Жыл бұрын
I was going to say exactly that 😂
@Eminemdani98
@Eminemdani98 Жыл бұрын
So Damn funny😂😂😂
@bozoinc4628
@bozoinc4628 Жыл бұрын
She fell back slowly lmao 😂
@blackburn1111
@blackburn1111 Жыл бұрын
very polite!
@eusebiusamselschlag1904
@eusebiusamselschlag1904 Жыл бұрын
👌🤣
@MarquisDeSacks
@MarquisDeSacks Жыл бұрын
I feel like "No one was harmed" has become a meme in and of itself and now I can't help but say it out loud at the end of every clip and laugh like an idiot. lol
@Threemore650
@Threemore650 Жыл бұрын
My 6’3” 150 kilo Jamaicaan bf got his massive fingers stuck in a bowling ball he was throwing. The ball left his hand semi vertically, but the momentum threw him into a sort of breakdance spin on his back as the ball narrowly missed his head on the way down. Then he appeared to impersonate a dying fly which did stop the spinning, but not immediately. It was hilarious. No one in the place dared laugh except us who couldn’t stand up for laughing. GOD I wish someone had filmed it.
@mbrow
@mbrow Жыл бұрын
My hanggliding husband was run into midair by a paraglider. They both kept their wits about themselves and were able to disentangle and land safely, but a scary day for sure! Props to all those who mantain a level head when faced with imminent death.
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
3:10- thank god they blurred that bottle. Noone will ever guess what it is.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын
Summer's Eve
@JerryAss
@JerryAss Жыл бұрын
Pepsi?
@gzx_3aaa537
@gzx_3aaa537 Жыл бұрын
@@JerryAss piss?
@JerryAss
@JerryAss Жыл бұрын
@@gzx_3aaa537 lol
@xorrior4438
@xorrior4438 11 ай бұрын
2:43 She just mows em down! It kills me everytime. 🤣
@sm3296
@sm3296 Жыл бұрын
There’s no way that weightlifter wasn’t seriously harmed. 😱
@JimmyFoxhound
@JimmyFoxhound Жыл бұрын
No kidding, go frame by frame and that bar literally smashed his entire midsection all the way to his spine. Dude had to have serious internal injuries after that.
@nobot4078
@nobot4078 Жыл бұрын
@@JimmyFoxhound hes fine xD
@trianglechokeU
@trianglechokeU Жыл бұрын
@@JimmyFoxhound yeah he had to have went straight to the er!
@gdc6153
@gdc6153 Жыл бұрын
Just a fractured rib. But nothing serious
@unknownuser8454
@unknownuser8454 Жыл бұрын
@@gdc6153 how tf is that not serious tho
@ShmooyShmoo
@ShmooyShmoo Жыл бұрын
“No one was harmed”… yea, what about that weight lifter who failed at a bench press 🤨🧐
@GrimscytheUnderwood
@GrimscytheUnderwood Жыл бұрын
They should sell a "no one was harmed" shirt
@lilyblueharsh
@lilyblueharsh Жыл бұрын
I do not believe for a second that the powerlifter was totally unharmed after dropping what appears to have been at least 600 pounds on his torso.
@gokuU1tra
@gokuU1tra Жыл бұрын
"Breaks both legs then body get ripped in half" NO ONE WAS HARMED
@elmiz
@elmiz Жыл бұрын
@ 5:43 "i just wanted to make a pizza" on a freaking plastic board? Seriously? 🤣
@drforjc
@drforjc Жыл бұрын
And it happened TO her, she didn't do anything wrong apparently
@rodneymartin6154
@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын
@@drforjc yep, classic victim mentality. Everything bad in her life, even by her own actions are someone else's or the object's fault.
@LilDrummaDude
@LilDrummaDude Жыл бұрын
1:35 is training his neck to withstand being hung hahaha
@ciccio150
@ciccio150 Жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly lol. He's expecting that to happen any time soon 🤣
@user-km5xu8om7r
@user-km5xu8om7r Жыл бұрын
And that’s dangerous so “Don’t try this at home”.
@escanor7648
@escanor7648 Жыл бұрын
lie of the week: NO ONE WAS HARMED 😂😂
@Dragon2OOOO
@Dragon2OOOO Жыл бұрын
This is what I love in this channel No canned laughter, no pop up videos in the end.
@xjr1618x
@xjr1618x Жыл бұрын
and best of it, NO ONE WAS HARMED
@martienpost2234
@martienpost2234 Жыл бұрын
Cooking in a glass container. What a genius
@georgejetson1025
@georgejetson1025 Жыл бұрын
The 400 ft snake In the ceiling is gonna haunt me like forever
@michaelfretz6782
@michaelfretz6782 Жыл бұрын
I like how that dude at 4:28 points like nobody noticed the fun bouncy house having liftoff!🤣
@ExplosiveDevil
@ExplosiveDevil 11 ай бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot of tequila everytime "No one was harmed" comes on-screen.
@nikki.s.r.
@nikki.s.r. Жыл бұрын
1:17 that doggo must be deaf, right 🙉😂
@boglimwrangler18
@boglimwrangler18 Жыл бұрын
Dude almost gets his guts pushed out like a pushpop from dropping that weight on his chest/stomach. *NO ONE WAS HARMED*
@mickblock
@mickblock Жыл бұрын
😆😂😄
@AlmostMiddleAgedASMR
@AlmostMiddleAgedASMR Жыл бұрын
oh my god, i can't fucking breathe because of this comment lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@poly_hexamethyl
@poly_hexamethyl Жыл бұрын
I've stopped watching these because I'm tired of seeing NO ONE WAS HARMED all the time :-)
@tigerhorn2954
@tigerhorn2954 Жыл бұрын
Love how he asked the cat was it alright.
@poll3x336
@poll3x336 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being snapped with other parachuters in the air with no chance and impact on the 150mph fast wind.. must be terrifying..
@DxBlack
@DxBlack Жыл бұрын
Snagged.
@gabrigmr5808
@gabrigmr5808 Жыл бұрын
"no one was harmed"
@_J4CK4L_
@_J4CK4L_ Жыл бұрын
They deserve it for doing such a stupid thing, they willingly decided to jump out a plane.
@rolandmdill
@rolandmdill Жыл бұрын
These are paragliders, totally different sport
@whatyousaidbud
@whatyousaidbud Жыл бұрын
@@rolandmdill these nuts
@Eros4tw
@Eros4tw Жыл бұрын
Me: Sees horrible accident involving many people, lots of screaming and panic. FailArmy: *NO ONE WAS HARMED* Me: Whew!
@707ridah
@707ridah Жыл бұрын
That Ole man hates scotters wit the passion, we need the story behind that 💯
@seytanuakbar3022
@seytanuakbar3022 Жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@xoticartz6793
@xoticartz6793 Жыл бұрын
1:29 bro tryna pray with maximum efficiency
@SKTT9Killer
@SKTT9Killer Жыл бұрын
0:55 was deserved who the hell puts glass on immense heat lol😂😂
@OGbluetooth_
@OGbluetooth_ Жыл бұрын
5:43 too, who tf doesn't know that plastic melts 😂 i can't imagine how these people go though life
@SKTT9Killer
@SKTT9Killer Жыл бұрын
@@OGbluetooth_ a ex of my sister doesnt he tried to make fries in a plastic bowl in the oven
@Praxxus55712
@Praxxus55712 Жыл бұрын
That giant puffy thing at the end! I need that kind of food in my life. :)
@poolpffs4985
@poolpffs4985 Жыл бұрын
you want her diabetes
@whittney8955
@whittney8955 Жыл бұрын
What was it?
@Praxxus55712
@Praxxus55712 Жыл бұрын
@@poolpffs4985 Yes....yes I do
@Krasawceg
@Krasawceg Жыл бұрын
It is {Чебурек} its comes beef meat or lamb meat or combo beef whit chese
@jodyhaverkorn7850
@jodyhaverkorn7850 Жыл бұрын
@@Krasawceg Where in the world is this? Is it a meat pie or like an odd pizza?
@feather1950
@feather1950 Жыл бұрын
The lady with the PLASTIC TRAY cooking a pizza 😂😂😂😂😂.She gets the Darwin Award 🥇
@thekrayers
@thekrayers Жыл бұрын
The snake in the ceiling is terrifying
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 Жыл бұрын
1:19: The dog doesnt seem one bit surprised.
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын
"THIS again"
@JLWide
@JLWide Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the new FailArmy, where no one is ever harmed.
@MichalKaczorowski
@MichalKaczorowski Жыл бұрын
Alderaan explodes. Failarmy: *NO ONE WAS HARMED*
@jostv.2726
@jostv.2726 Жыл бұрын
3:27 no one was harmed
@Sinnesvidgande
@Sinnesvidgande Жыл бұрын
"no one died" would be more accurate
@Wutzmename
@Wutzmename Жыл бұрын
*_RUMOR HAS IT THAT EVERYONE WAS INJURED 💯_*
@profoundwanderer1441
@profoundwanderer1441 Жыл бұрын
Earth: explodes Fail Army: "no one was harmed"
@storytimewithunclebill1998
@storytimewithunclebill1998 Жыл бұрын
That had to be so scary to have any kind of malfunction in parachute. I was scared and it wasn't me. That cat was lucky he didn't fall. Was fun to watch. Great video
@thekatt...
@thekatt... Жыл бұрын
No worries. We always land on our feet ! 😂 ❤🇨🇦❤
@michaelross1452
@michaelross1452 Жыл бұрын
By the end the guy was face stomping who ever it was.
@hawaiianshirts4715
@hawaiianshirts4715 Жыл бұрын
I can believe no one was SERIOUSLY harmed, but many of these really look painful.
@duckonaroll1913
@duckonaroll1913 Жыл бұрын
new drinking game: take a shot every time no one was harmed
@compunurse
@compunurse Жыл бұрын
“No one was harmed “ = No one died.
@JohnDoe-lx3dt
@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын
I mean you can say it all you want, but the dude that dropped the bar was most definitely hurt
@andreasnordon4484
@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын
Sure, but was he harmed?
@JohnDoe-lx3dt
@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын
@@andreasnordon4484 pretty sure they’re interchangeable
@andreasnordon4484
@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-lx3dt To some extent in that there's overlap, but harm implies a more serious injury even to the point of lifelong consequence, whereas hurt does not. Essentially, if you're over it within days, you were hurt, if you still feel the effects after a week, you were harmed.
@JohnDoe-lx3dt
@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын
@@andreasnordon4484 I’d disagree harmed would just be the more formal of the two, which is why you find it written that way in law. Though when describing actual harm in law that can mean as little as pushing someone
@andreasnordon4484
@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-lx3dt Are you sure? Which would you consider worse, if you hurt someone or if you harmed someone? I'd say that in everyday use the distinction is rather blurry like you said but in context the use of 'harmed' is deliberate. People were hurt in these accidents but didn't suffer harm, as per my given definition.
@ptrinch
@ptrinch Жыл бұрын
6:41 After not being able to get it up for a decade, Alfred has grown disdain for all erect objects.
@rodneymartin6154
@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын
You win!!!
@TheOnlySypher
@TheOnlySypher Жыл бұрын
Indeed, you win hahaha
@relax_youre_fine3112
@relax_youre_fine3112 Жыл бұрын
Soon as those parachuters hit the ground , I wonder if they started throwing hands.😂
@urosmarjanovic663
@urosmarjanovic663 Жыл бұрын
Maybe literally.
@heru-deshet359
@heru-deshet359 Жыл бұрын
They started looking for toilet paper.
@Schnelle_Leckere_Rezepte
@Schnelle_Leckere_Rezepte Жыл бұрын
remember kids, if the clip DOESNT say "no one was harmed", everyone involved went to the hospital 😀
@chadcolton528
@chadcolton528 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see a caption that reads “someone was so definitely harmed”
@Seabacon346
@Seabacon346 Жыл бұрын
0:35 “No one was hurt” Seriously? That looked bone crushing 😫😣😳
@Chris-lq8zk
@Chris-lq8zk Жыл бұрын
🤫
@mindgame112
@mindgame112 Жыл бұрын
From what I remember he broke both his thumbs and cracked some ribs. "No one was hurt"
@Seabacon346
@Seabacon346 Жыл бұрын
@@mindgame112 that sounds hurt to me 😂😣😣😢
@vomm
@vomm Жыл бұрын
Why is everyone always interested in whether someone has been hurt? Can't you just enjoy a video and laugh?
@bobsmith6544
@bobsmith6544 Жыл бұрын
@@vomm Because they F-ing Lie! It's not F-ing funny if the person really got hurt!
@Rbum4
@Rbum4 Жыл бұрын
Beware the clips that do not say "no one was harmed". Those are the clips where everyone died in.
@immatouchyhu
@immatouchyhu Жыл бұрын
someone: Sets off a bomb Failarmy: no one was harmed
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube Жыл бұрын
Who the hell would be stupid enough to let their cat go out at heights like that?! 😲
@rodneymartin6154
@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын
they do whatever the heck they want, eff them rules!
@whittney8955
@whittney8955 Жыл бұрын
Cats are insane
@anonymousskunk
@anonymousskunk Жыл бұрын
Cats have better spacial awareness than we give them credit for. And that high isn't so bad. It's when you get to 10+ storeys that things get worrisome.
@user2C47
@user2C47 Жыл бұрын
@@anonymousskunk An average cat's spatial awareness is probably at least 10,000 times better than that of most of the others in this video.
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
First, you cant stop a cat. They all have an attitude problem. Second, cats are designed for heights and small spaces. They hunt in trees and escape predators in trees. They balance on very narrow areas. They stop thier fall with claws. They can survive a fall from high places by spreading themselves out to act like a parachute.
@CookingWithCows
@CookingWithCows Жыл бұрын
"no one was harmed" except for the people who clearly died.
@SS-hd7kn
@SS-hd7kn Жыл бұрын
THE DOG WALKING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN WAS VERY COOL, CALM AND COLLECTIVE LIKE THAT EXPLOSION DON'T BOTHER ME
@Ashened0
@Ashened0 Жыл бұрын
We could see a literal decapitation and it would say "no one was harmed" lol
@commentguy4711
@commentguy4711 Жыл бұрын
When we getting 8 mins straight of stair slips? LFG!
@potato7640
@potato7640 Жыл бұрын
*No one was harmed.* 0:40 Na bro, man went from 400 pounds to 3 pounds in 1 second 1:07 *never let them know your next move*
@notthatronjohnson1186
@notthatronjohnson1186 Жыл бұрын
Riding the motorized scooter into the picnic table was pure gold.
@gdc6153
@gdc6153 Жыл бұрын
Loved it
@jasonarmstrong9522
@jasonarmstrong9522 Жыл бұрын
I am going to be looking at the ceiling in the middle of the night waiting for it, thanx...that dough bomb was hilarious and the honk from the scooter after she hit the table had me dying!
@darkkitty2830
@darkkitty2830 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, destroyer of mankind, the unstoppable force itself: Gravity.
@declamatory
@declamatory Жыл бұрын
Gravity? Seriously?
@calnus610
@calnus610 Жыл бұрын
that bodybuilder who dropped the bar on himself is so lucky
@mikeduncan3953
@mikeduncan3953 Жыл бұрын
No, no he isn't. And fuck Failarmy's "Nobody was hurt" disclaimer
@DarkSalarian
@DarkSalarian Жыл бұрын
Fail Army should have Merch that says "No one was harmed"
@codysvlogdays
@codysvlogdays Жыл бұрын
2:56 she very clearly said "no don't get back on that again"
@Seamonkey292
@Seamonkey292 Жыл бұрын
@2:55 - She actually says "No! Don't get back on that again!" NOT "Don't give that again".
@andersandersen6295
@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын
Good advice too.
@MrYfrank14
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
Fail army uses spanish speakers for the English sub titles and English speakers for the Spanish sub titles. That is why what she said doesnt match what they wrote.
@cschoenberger1973
@cschoenberger1973 Жыл бұрын
4:51 what type of bird is that
@superidol7527
@superidol7527 Жыл бұрын
Penisingo Bird
@emailaccount4483
@emailaccount4483 Жыл бұрын
00:34 The Bench press one 😆 "No one was harmed"
@barkYdarkATFB
@barkYdarkATFB Жыл бұрын
2:48 was just so chaotic and entertaining. I had to watch it at least 5 times.
@richardthomas1743
@richardthomas1743 Жыл бұрын
0:38 OMG! That had to have been a severe injury to this mans chest!!!
@roccstar1
@roccstar1 Жыл бұрын
**no one was harmed**
@niklasderzwote
@niklasderzwote Жыл бұрын
@@roccstar1 *nuclear explosion on camera* failarmy: no one was harmed
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