Dr. Oz Asks Donald Trump to Diagnose Himself

[@Razvan90]

The writers of this show are fucking brilliant.

[@artmanrom]

:) They wouldn't be in it otherwise. lmfao

[@overthinking8067]

+

[@avedic]

And Colbert delivers that writing impeccably. :) Good comment.

[@brunoagnello1901]

the band kinda screws his delivery tough, it's like a hype man, just feels off...

[@andrewgreen9612]

his jokes are lazy and obvious

[@michaelsnow3536]

This is an odd thing, but I like how Colbert, unlike a lot of other talk show hosts, actually waits for the audience to stop cheering before he carries on instead of trying to cut them off.

[@freekillerwhale]

Right on, tovarisch, i can remember so many parodies of murrican shows about APPAUSE LAUGH signs for audience changing every 5secs and i can hardly find difference

[@blackfoot332]

He's an impressive performer

[@evekouidri-kuhn7623]

Help

[@DiLLyi]

i love colbert, i get so upset when people criticize him..

[@alr6111]

+Tatsu Maki which broke invaded country do you come from?

[@MediumDon]

It used to annoy me that Jon would talk during the monologues, but I actually kinda like it now. It's like watching the show with a very enthusiastic friend.

[@jeffstone2136]

No it's not, it's bloody annoying. Like a pal at the cinema who comments on everything happening on screen. After ten minutes of that, you wanna throttle him.

[@MediumDon]

Jeff Stone It's all about the way you perceive it my dude

[@lukejensen6802]

He's gotten better with his timing and not being too loud. Still annoys me a little but I can deal with it

[@1olivinka1]

I honestly don't know why some people go so hard on him. I think it's quite endearing haha

[@terryfookwitt]

COLDBLOODED!

[@emmettdel]

I love how Stephen always puts his imaginary objects back in his jacket

[@StewChicken42]

Me too :)

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

I do the same thing I think its yyears and years of cartoons

[@heisenberg76]

X. X y.

[@somethingclever4563]

good improv habits lol

[@prezidenttrump5171]

Good improv habits, shitty improv.

[@citizenwayne9800]

Holy hell, Colbert is on fire tonight!

[@mobsta163]

A comedian is a good as his material. Trump is literally giving Seth, Stephen and Noah new material

[@crimsonking8942]

It's because he's been crapping on both candidates, nonstop.

[@mobsta163]

***** it isn't ghostwriting if the writers are getting credited

[@ahmedmuntsir6685]

and u'r a fuckface lel

[@bbob70]

He's a paid shillary supporter.

[@JohnnyMac95]

"35? Donald, that's not your reflection, that's your wife!" Apply some cold water to that burn...

[@ZetaMoolah]

*ointment

[@djrahdj]

Thats a compliment tho.. I dont really see it as in insult

[@JD..........]

6:05 - badum chhhhh the drummer should have done it

[@Wlooby]

not an insult at all

[@lizbotnick]

-next- wife

[@muskylemon2310]

"Lettuce alone, no dressing"

[@richarddarlington1139]

Which is basically rabbit food.

[@peternorth4143]

Colbert's dances are AWESOME!!!!

[@gigistoner8004]

Yes... him singing that song from the Wizard of Oz while bobbing up and down (dancing?) made my day.

[@terryfookwitt]

For once Dr Oz wasn't the biggest conman on his show.

[@shimarlie1]

Colbert's improv days have served him well. I LOVE his physicality.

[@Krydon952]

Well they say you're young as the person you're feeling up

[@Lvl22Cowboy]

When I"m Trump's age i hope I'm feeling up a twenty year old . He's a champ

[@krusher181]

+chiki briki sure, bud

[@memoryhero]

‘You know,’ he said [in Esquire in 1991], ‘it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.’

[@feralcatgirl]

trump does have a lot in common with thirteen-year-olds, now that you mention it…

[@lcunash8093]

This video should serve as proof that Stephen doesn't target donald trump just because he is Donald trump, he targets the targetable... Which most of the time it happens to be Donald trump...

[@glenncross956]

Stephen breathes in Oxygen and breathes out Comedy. And that's a fact

[@KingOfMadCows]

I guess Doctors Nick Riviera and Leo Spaceman weren't available.

[@dingdingdingdiiiiing]

Neither was dr. Zoidberg.

[@VinnyDaQ]

Neither was Dr. Demento, Dr. Strange, or Dr. Octopus ! : P

[@Pikkabuu]

Is Zoidberg actually a doctor?

[@mobsta163]

Not even a backdoor doctor would want to do it

[@0221serendipity]

Lol. Dr Nick Riviera! :-D he's actually a more reputable Doc than the one who wrote trump's letter. "Hi everybody"

[@TheSFMCreators]

"Lettuce alone, no dressing" sounds like a shitty pickup line xD

[@jiado6893]

We waged war with Iraq and Afghanistan with a VP who had 5 heart attacks, and a pump installed. Not sure why we're so worried right now.

[@stealthattack2209]

lol

[@Edgar-dp5qu]

Because we don't like either candidate.

[@joachimschoder]

Cheney didn't use his heart that often. So it didn't matter for him. Also Dick Cheney was ten years younger than Trump is now when he came into office.

[@madamefluffy4788]

And people liked Cheney?

[@InXLsisDeo]

Definitely noone that I've heard of.

[@MrPwncake]

Dr. Oz is a medical expert like how Donald Trump is a successful real estate magnate.

[@avamiller1245]

Just because he is a medical expert, doesn't mean he is right all the time.

[@AdrianCelsiusTepes]

dammit Ava

[@C0sm1c.n00dle]

Dr oz is a quack

[@monkeyphoenix5509]

+Ray Correa Hillary Clinton is a crook

[@C0sm1c.n00dle]

lol Trump logic defense at its best. nothing constructive to add

[@MsGrapeNehi]

If only Oz had given Trump a heart... or a brain.

[@loganmohler737]

haha!!! yes!

[@quandovoceleroscomentarios9622]

If only anyone had given Trump anything... oh, wait, he got our money.

[@carschmn]

Looks like Dr. Google is more accurate than Doctor Oz.

[@lasz1979]

A magic 8-ball is more accurate than Dr Oz.

[@bcubed72]

A "magic 8-ball" is more recreational than Dr. Oz, too.

[@m1994a3jagnew]

YAY KANSAS GOT ON TV FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FUCKED UP!!! YAAAAAY! WE DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

[@jeremybk54]

anything, except Trump, is more accurate then Dr. Oz

[@m1994a3jagnew]

Jeremy Kaston oh please trump couldn't hit the broad side of his own daughters face

[@Bloodmoon1969]

8 minutes of brilliance!! love this show hahaha

[@Raussl]

yes, his delivery is spectacular, but you have to remember that he has an elite staff of writers behind him.

[@Djlofton]

So does literally every other show. Your point?

[@Raussl]

David Lofton oh no, oh no...there are writers, and there are writers, the late show always had the privilege of having the most talented writers on the east coast.

[@KJM-xr9wt]

that is probably why the comment stated 8 mins of brilliance!!! Love this SHOW hahaha... anyone who assumes it's a 1 man show in the first place needn't be reminded. The writers are the brilliance behind the spectacle.

[@kiankarr5685]

bcuz u r a simpleton MSM-fed moron..the right propagnada audience for zionist media.

[@subbuktek]

Donald, that not a mirror its a window...and that's Joe....He cleans our windows...say hi

[@0221serendipity]

:-D That joke is funny enough to be on Colbert's show! "That's a window, not a mirror" Lol

[@tiny99990]

whoa whoa whoa, I think it is pretty clear Donald would never hire a window cleaner named Joe... he prefers cheaper labor and white guys named Joe are just to expensive. pretty sure he would rather pay and illegal immigrant 3$ and hour, because as much as he may dislike illegal immigrants he would (and probably has) sell his soul to make/save money.

[@RM-qw2rw]

zenerd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephrouleau9259]

Everyone's wigging out over pneumonia when FDR had polio.

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

35? THIRTY FIVE!? Look. Mr Trump. There is NO WAY a you can look at your reflection and think you look thirty five unless you have that thing Robin William's character had in the movie Jack.

[@MrRingworld]

oh my God all of Donald Trump's insults finally make sense. he's not insulting them that's how they actually look to him! Hillary Clinton literally looks crooked to him Marco Rubio looks like a tiny Marco Rubio and lying Ted looks like looks like he was literally laying down we've just been misinterpreting him this entire time! he has fun house mirrors eyes!

[@JRRLewis]

Trump went on to explain that he *feels* exactly as he did when he was 35. He wasn't claiming he thinks he looks that age. Watch the whole clip of the exchange.

[@tiny99990]

The rest of the clip is actually kinda funny, the audience is clearly shocked at his claim to look 35 (because that is what is original clam was) you can even here a few people laugh then applause slowly builds... because people are sheep and if one person claps more will follow... try it sometime when you are watching something with a crowd, it's hilarious.

[@lineoarlow5120]

Damn Stephen was extra savage today 😂😂😂

[@saara7860]

"That's not your reflection, that's your wife." He should've just dropped his mic at that point

[@bcubed72]

Yeah..."Your wife is young and hot" is such an effective burn... ;-)

[@samd8914]

That was hilarious!

[@futonrevolution7671]

+bcubed72 How about "Your wife looks like a 35-year old version of you."?

[@Nameless_mixes]

The tax returns joke had me dying on the floor I was laughing so much

[@Mrlegitbeans]

THE BURNS KEEP COMING

[@makdavian3567]

+freako No actually.

[@jbordis]

I would watch Stephen Colbert do a one man show of the Wizard of Oz. I would be fascinated and enthralled by that performance.

[@dbartholemewfox]

4:35 "It's funny cuz it might happen." o_O

[@madhur165]

Top level sarcasm, Stephen colbert! It's funny Coz it might happen!!

[@NewMessage]

Dr Oz did a show about a guy who has the head of a scarecrow, the empty chest of a tin man, the hands of a munchkin, and the hair doo of a cowardly lion, who claims to be persecuted by a wicked witch. See what happens when you look behind the curtain? You're welcome, cherished childhood memories!

[@ooze1982]

this comment made my day😊

[@stealthattack2209]

hahaha

[@VinnyDaQ]

If he only had a brain...

[@bronzenrule]

+VinnyDaQ Well, what brain he does have is that of the Wizard of Oz, a conman.

[@NewMessage]

bronzenrule yep all smoke, bullshit, and fancy lights.

[@intrepiddk]

"Lettuce alone, no dressing." Now officially the best joke in 2016.

[@anderssonarad2552]

Trump ,..the type of candidate to drive with 100 mph ..gets a speeding ticket ....and makes the police to pay for it

[@brainlessbody9776]

hmm hmm !!

[@andresamartins6622]

If he is capable to do something like this, it is a very good reason to vote for him because that would be amazing

[@jackstar5208]

I'm not sure if this is a pro-trump or an anti-trump comment

[@samd8914]

Lol...yes he is that type. It's never his fault. Always someone else must pay for it.

[@cattiegrl4365]

so funny!

[@tinytim6066]

"Judging by the size of his hands I would have said mini golf"..... bwahahaha!!

[@NorthviewVids]

Colbert you are the man...

[@clince-rx2be]

trump talks like a little toddler

[@Wildstar40]

That is because Trump is a man-child.

[@DCCLovesYou]

HE DOESSS! Watch The Daily Show's Trevor Noah do a piece on that! Its on his KZbin! Its extremely funny!

[@samd8914]

Trump is a man baby that never grew up.

[@kingkuangdiddy]

So true. All Trump can think about is the little pieces of green paper that can buy him more boobs, butts, steaks, and the uneducated people he turns into slaves.

[@sophiaaintaclasscuck5180]

Dr. Oz, Alex Jones... I see a con game with Trump.

[@hogmango3560]

I diagnosed myself once, and was going to sue myself for a misdiagnoses. But I died before I could sue me.

[@RaikouA]

This man is a treasure. X3

[@NORLateCrew]

lmao killed it with the 35 year old joke

[@Killerk328]

Wait, Dr. Oz still has a show??

[@Dragon-Believer]

He never had a show. It was an infomercial.

[@Killerk328]

Scott Humphreys ....

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

I remember this episode. It's weird that I am nostalgic for The Time Before The Election.

[@snausages43]

Good enough at golf to play in the PGA? That sounds like something Kim Jong-un would claim.

[@Coldheart322]

No, Kim Jong-Un would claim he invented Golf, played once to set the record, and then started the PGA to see if anyone else could beat his record. They are still playing, so obviously they have not yet.

[@allanthemanmccann1]

and now American has then own kim jong un

[@Anthony-zt1zs]

Didn't his dad allegedly hit 18 eagles or holes-in-one in one round or some insane sports achievement his people had to believe... or else.

[@JRRLewis]

It was actually a misquote. Trump did say he was good at golf, but the only thing he said about the PGA was that Obama plays so much golf as president that he should be on the PGA tour. Trump didn't say he himself should be. Watch the program.

[@samd8914]

Lol

[@saqibmansoor3513]

What is the voice in the background? The guy who randomly goes "HA!, You got 'em, uh huh, HAH HAH HAH!, ahan" lol who is that guy and why is he trying so hard?

[@thespencerwoody]

The guy isn't funny at all

[@XZenon]

It's Jon Bapiste. I dunno. It can be annoying, but thinking of Jon and Steven as good friends interacting with each other can add a lot of character to the show. I kind of like it.

[@nilo469]

damn, stephen is on fire!

[@MiguelLuna1]

Is this show named "Roasting Donald Trump"? Because they're nailing it.

[@VengD]

Do you really need that "hype-guy" to waaaaaaauuuuuuw and laugh all the time? Isn't that what the audiences are there for?

[@kohlinoor]

Well, he's actually an amazingly talented musician, not a hype guy. That's why he's in the band section. He is pretty annoying sometimes, I will give you that!

[@bluestreak426]

Donald, you need to hurry and get this country back in shape. We as Americans are truly heartless, dishonest, thiefs, and unfortunately our society will not be here anymore if our moral compass doesn't come back ASAP.

[@bluestreak426]

Donald, you need to hurry and get this country back in shape. We as Americans are truly heartless, dishonest, thiefs, and unfortunately our society will not be here anymore if our moral compass doesn't come back ASAP.

[@Revealed7X]

It reminds us that Steven is not racist

[@CGetRight]

you people are fucked in your heads. thats a talented musician and head of the band. why must you allude to his race? prejudice and racism going strong in 2016 huh?

[@amigajoe1]

35. Jesus how can anyone not realize the man is INSANE? The ol' "he was joking/sarcastic" dodge is wearing mighty thin. He clearly believes the delusional crap he spews. That he gets away with it is a measure of how bad things have become.

[@austntexan]

He's the stereotypical rich ugly american db. How blue collar Americans can look to him and think that he will represent their interests is baffling.

[@carlosr4977]

Everything Trump said is true. But I understand your reaction, kids get scared when someone tries to break their bubble, then after it they start calling mommy Clinton to protect them against the big bully.

[@amigajoe1]

Carlos Roberto Like WHAT? What has he said that can be backed up with actual facts? What? That he'd do his daughter if he wasn't related? That he watched secret videos of money shipments to Iran? That the NFL wrote him about the debates? That 95% of blacks will vote for him? Pleas, name of few of the scary truths this lunatic has told. I can name plenty of lies:www.dailywire.com/news/4834/trumps-101-lies-hank-berrien#

[@rep304]

Since he released his medical record on Dr.Oz he should release his tax returns on Shark Tank.

[@RPS848]

Just crown him the King of Late night!!! Colbert has been hitting it out of the park, lately! And while you are at it, crown Samantha Bee as the Queen of late night!

[@JonKrueger]

I'd see the problems with the wall. Give my tax returns for all. IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

[@therelik2211]

35 years of jail he should do, scambag.

[@jayzenitram9621]

Yoda?

[@TerrorBlades]

"Scumbag he is!" "Vote Nader, I still do."

[@emilguldmann6816]

To all you singles out there, When Trump was 23, Melania wasn't even born yet.

[@vincej3882]

"Naah he's ok... Could be a little taller, also..... WHY WONT HE LET ME SLEEP" hilarious.

[@mji245]

8 minutes of noble savagery

[@JayronWhitehaus]

"it's funny... because it might happen". I laughed, hiccupped and barfed a little bit all at once. #appropriateresponse

[@ericdb9862]

Trump:"[When I look in the mirror] I see a person who's 35 years old" Delusion, convince yourself

[@lukecwolf]

Whoever writes the youtube descriptions is brilliant.

[@hellcat1988]

Lets be honest... If a meteor were to fall on the next place to hold a debate between the two major candidates, even if you liked one of them, we'd all feel at least a bit of relief.

[@harpodjangorose9696]

Cheers!

[@hellcat1988]

azureATC Fine you piece of.... Wouldn't it be lovely if the venue the candidates were debating in AT THE TIME were to be struck and completely destroyed, killing everyone inside, by a large cosmic space rock colliding with earth?

[@damian.gamlath]

Kinda.. but what about all those people? Wouldn't they die too? Could we somehow introduce a new segment into the debate that involved blindfolding the candidates and getting them to stand really still for 10-20 minutes? Let's tell them it is a test of mental acuity, resilience and overall physical well-being. Then, unbeknownst to the candidates, the audience and all members would be evacuated and the meteor would strike..

[@hellcat1988]

27kdon I'm not saying it would be something we plan. It's not like we have a ready supply of asteroids and meteors ready to drop on the planet. Yes it would be unfortunate that the civilians died, but I think plenty of people would still feel just a little bit of relief.

[@kizuuwu7563]

"A bit of relief"? I would party for the next whole month. And I'm not even american.

[@aryanraina4238]

how can u guys seriously consider electing trump ?????!!!!!!🤔😣😓

[@Meowbox9000]

some times you just want to watch it burn. I don't but I understand wanting to see a hopeless situation end. the hole assisted suicide thing. they just want it all to end.

[@bcubed72]

...because it would be a necessary catharsis for the Democratic party, to lose to such a man. Because it possibly might break up the two-party hegemony. Because the Executive branch (Presidency) is too powerful, and having Trump serve might spur us to reel in the power of the Presidency.

[@bcubed72]

...basically, because the guy is such an effective "wrecking ball," and right now, we need to knock down a rotting structure so we can put something else in its place.

[@everready59]

trust me...SERIOUS people AREN'T considering this gibbon.

[@sritanshu]

Damn Jon Batiste... Why so awkward?

[@JoeDurobot]

*Why do they keep the band's mics on when the band is not playing?* *So annoying!*

[@conhand.3578]

*Why do they keep the band's mics on when the band is playing? So fucking annoying!*

[@JoeDurobot]

Conhan D. *I know, right?*

[@zackosborn1731]

I'm always screaming at the t.v. for them to cut John Bautiste's mic.

[@JoeDurobot]

***** huh?

[@conhand.3578]

JoeDurobot This guy is lost I think...

[@ibrahimseck3609]

Someone turns the mike of Jon's off !!

[@Birtchman1]

"The only thing we know less about than what is in fast food is what is in your tax returns." Dammit, I was expecting a joke about Hillary Clinton's emails.

[@DrBenson21]

Cut the piano guys mic!! It's seriously distracting!

[@BruceLeedar]

lmao at the 'school bus' bit, that's darker than I expect from Colbert.

[@jeffreysendall3971]

the joke of hillary fainting was just bad taste. i don't think hillary is a good person but it's not right to laugh at her while suffering.

[@LostChildOfTime]

Life is a comedy, not a tragedy.

[@jeffreysendall3971]

LostChildOfTime world war 2 was hilarious!

[@LostChildOfTime]

Eric Stilthool So was slavery.

[@dreamystone]

Pff.. because comparing someone fainting with an actual tragedy that cost people their lives is so much more reasonable.

[@seanrichardson3485]

That little Yardbird sweet opening after speaking about the Early Bird special was wonderful

[@animefan4058]

Donald Trump is definitely a narcissistic oompaloompa overlord.

[@dodadagohuhsgi]

I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!! MISTER COLBERT, YOU OUTDID YOURSELF!!

[@chirpynsleepy958]

Have a great day everyone😊 remember to look after eachother eachother regardless of their political views😊

[@Splox5]

+Tatsu Maki Because it's the morally right thing to do, Matrix Tornado.

[@chirpynsleepy958]

+Badass Atheist Then you become exactly what you say you are, and also exactly what you hate them for being

[@chirpynsleepy958]

don't get me wrong, I hate trump😂 but we shouldn't demonise him or his supporters just because they disagree with me. Freedom means people have the right to have their own opinion, that right doesn't suddenly vanish because they disagree with you.

[@mybrainsondrums]

Batiste piano interjections were on point this segment!

[@CowJedi]

Best opening yet

[@vasp99]

Stephen you get an F- for mocking Hillary's dizzy spell . Absolutely no excuse for that .

[@amyamyamy17]

So much better than Fallon's joke of an interview.

[@NGEvangeliman]

Colbert is so goddamn comfortable on stage. the subtle differences from his old "character" are great.

[@sobieskilinda]

Don could look at some old video to see himself at 35. Back then he had gerbils for eyebrows.

[@christianschoff2490]

LMAO

[@sobieskilinda]

Saw it that night. Ah, the Honeymoon Salad!

[@jackster1212]

"That's not your reflection, that's your wife." Nice.

[@DuranmanX]

Know I know why FDR decided to have all pictures of him from the waist up

[@TotalInsanity4]

I think we all do at this point

[@makdavian3567]

COLBERT IS FINDING HIS NEW GROOVE...BURNS BURNS EVERYWHERE

[@OuterHeaven.92]

Stephen destroyed Trump in this bit.

[@austntexan]

I love the bit about small tiny hands, then immediately segue into a bit about junk lol. So funny.

[@SeanUCF]

I wish he had a mic he could have dropped after the age joke.

[@TheSpoonwood]

35 years? More like 3.5 years . gaa gaa goo goo

[@MuhammadSaeed90]

Good physical condition vs Good mental condition. Elections 2016

[@cattiegrl4365]

hilarious....I burst out in laughter at your comment!😂

[@adama7760]

Poor Stephen. He has to dance around like an idiot every night for his puppet master.

[@fuckthisc1ty]

Your foil hat is peeling of

[@adama7760]

Alan Rochin Look it's one of Stephen's clueless fans.

[@poeticdevides]

As if Clinton has any influence over a satirical news show. Nobody would change their vote no matter what Stephen said.

[@JeoshuaCollins]

Look up the Iroquois League. They are where we got the idea for our federal democracy, union of states, and the idea of a president. Fun fact: The Tadodahoe (President) was a position originally invented to appease an unreasonable warmonger by making him think that he was actually special. I'm not making this up.

[@Lizamill]

Excellent! Thx for sharing. I did not know that.

[@thishandleistaken1011]

How fucking credulous are you? Do you know nothing of Greece or Rome?

[@JeoshuaCollins]

Terran Loyalist Have you actually looked up anything on the Iroquois and their influence on our early government? We don't have a Caesar, or anything like that. We do have a Senate, and named it after the Roman Senate, but the Iroquois invented the Bicameral Legislature that we use; The House of Representatives something neither the Romans nor the Greeks ever had. And neither of them had a Federation or Union of disparate States... that's pure Iroquois.

[@JeoshuaCollins]

Oh, and if you actually do look this up (because you should, it's fascinating stuff), use the word "Haudenosaunee". That was their name for themselves, and people who use the name of the people they're talking about tend to be more trustworthy to the source.

[@moxyoonyx2713]

I will look this up. Thanks so much for sharing.

[@billdevitt4324]

Did someone hit him with an Obliviate Spell? 35, Donald Trump, the Gilderoy Lockhart of Muggles...

[@jennifergallegos1755]

5:59😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@akarimsiddiqui7572]

Ask Trump to release his tax papers!

[@naominekomimi]

Trump reminds me of a capitalist version of Kim Jong Un.

[@tiny99990]

really? I always thought of it like this, Kim Jong Un and Putin had a love child lets call it Beelz and this person met Abub who was a love child of Stalin and Hitler, when Beelz and Abub met, they had a child and named it Donald Trump.

[@naominekomimi]

tiny99990 I like your style.

[@satansgayniece6246]

Wow. I would call that needlessly over complicated, but you're probably right.

[@dadadaddyoo]

Maybe they ARE the same person! Anyone ever see them together in the same room?

[@Denidrakes69]

Naomi Nekomimi, Trump's proven you correct. 😉

[@traog]

Donald that's not a mirror, it's the 6 ft painting that you bought using money from your foundation.

[@Ghostface2point0]

I never said Hillary was a better option. But Trump does not share my views on minorities, the lower class, military, or social issues. I feel like he would do wonderful wonderful things for the upper class. However the lower class and lower middle class will suffer. He's racially insensitive and misogynistic. He's tone deaf. He has sketchy ties with Russia, the KKK, recently the police union, etc. I could continue this for a while. Have I made my point?

[@grgaming414]

very well put

[@unuslupus-csa]

So you think the upper class woman who has ties to Wall Street, a multi-billion foundation that doesn't pay taxes, contacts in Saudia Arabia, and who charges a minimum fee for even the smallest speech, who is also part of the establishment.. Is good for minorities, the lower class, military or social issues? You could literally not have a more fucking detached president than Clinton.

[@Ghostface2point0]

The very first sentence of my comment was that Hillary is not a better option. Not sure why people are commenting trying to "tell" me about Clinton as if I didn't know these things...read full sentences people. Don't just skim

[@omaralghamdi9035]

Joe Vazquez oh you mean the grand wizard that denounced his old affiliation and constantly apologized for his actions? Funny you would say that when fucking David Duke came out to support Trump.

[@Pooyan-qc3ff]

This was one the greatest monolog on this show . .

[@batmanthesupermankiller6717]

Just let them sleep guys, they get bigger if they get enough sleep.

[@avimittal6914]

They're all tuckered out

[@bluestreak426]

Donald, you need to hurry and get this country back in shape. We as Americans are truly heartless, dishonest, thiefs, and unfortunately our society will not be here anymore if our moral compass doesn't come back ASAP.

[@tropicallivingoverseas5202]

Great wizard of Oz impression. Loved it! so funny

[@WimmelJimmel]

With Bernie, White House dinner would have been 4:20.

[@SankaitLaroiya]

That wife roast is prolly the best one i've heard ever 😂😂😂

[@djbabyboss]

perfect ✌✌✌

[@mrigank8822]

Goddamn man, Pure gold. Best late night show right now by a LONG SHOT. Absolutely not biased, and in some sense, it feels no holds barred, just brilliant.

[@rumples584]

Fuck where my 14 percenters at

[@AL-SH]

What's up brother

[@kuraddohikari]

here

[@LisaLisa001]

Who knew this would STILL be so damn relevant nearly 3 years later.