Dragon Age 2: Party Banter: Fenris & Varric [complete]

[@pompom_asmr]

i really love imagining a romanced fenris coming to hawke's mansion in the middle of the night and hawke thinks he came to see them but fenris is just like "hey can i borrow 5 sovereigns, i keep losing to varric at wicked grace"

[@PhantomQueen89]

"I have been thinking about... Varric and the fact that I keep losing to him. In fact I've been able to think of little else..."

[@silversamurai0267]

Sarcastic Hawke: "You're playing Wicked Grace with Varric and you *didn't* invite me?! Those are three of my favorite things!" 😲

[@blankflank3488]

I love this whole thread

[@blankflank3488]

@@PhantomQueen89 this fucking murdered me

[@DrownedInExile]

@@silversamurai0267 This needs to be a game quest!

[@fizzplease6742]

Fenris is a lot less broody than fanfiction seems to think. He is very sarcastic and takes teasing pretty well.

[@gh0st788]

I love Fenris when he teases Varric. I find it the most amusing part of the game. That and the conversations he has with Isabela :)

[@isbammoi3358]

That's why I love him!

[@silversamurai0267]

Out of all the characters, he and Varric are the ones who laugh at Sarcastic Hawke's jokes the most! XD "Broody" was never his only defining trait.

[@kalen2465]

I think it's the part were Hawke and Fenris bang. Then Fenris runs away . Act 3 is two or three years after act two. So there's that long awkward cooling off period.

[@DrownedInExile]

@@kalen2465 I like Fenris. But I'm not wild about my Hawke carrying a torch for him for 3 years.

[@Pineapocalypse]

"Friend if your brooding was anymore impressive women would swoon as you pass. They'd have broody babies in your honour." Varric has evidently never met the Dragon Age 2 fangirls...

[@kellinwitte7343]

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got." -Varric explains 2016

[@al_fletcher]

He ought to try that on a krogan.

[@alexandrashepard2620]

Just imagine Fenris dancing and running through the mansion... I am laughing just thinking about it. :)

[@kagudarzell4571]

same XD ... i actually had to go and google after fanart when i heard it in the game for the first time hahaha

[@heathhertter5102]

dancing is good exercise, especially if you happen to spend a lot of time fighting too, both involve a lot irregular motion and physical coordination, main different is you fall while dancing on a floor with a rug you won't be hurt to badly, fall while fighting a prick with a sword, you'd better hope you have some good back up, or at least a shot his groin

[@isbammoi3358]

Alexandra Shepard yeah, I lost it there.

[@CrystalblueMage]

I imagine something like this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXSneoyse9KajZo

[@Fenrispro]

@@heathhertter5102 know yours is old comment but good point. Dancing is a kind of exercise 😅 but im sure fen will wanna sleep in some days

[@frydfish4934]

Fenris broods sometimes but he isn't always mopey. He acts, you know, like a person.

[@monfr0]

Fenris is funny without even trying.

[@jessetyree305]

In a city full of power crazed Templars and blood mages, varric really cheers me up

[@neonyoneo]

Really? Because they seem to be pretty good friends by the end of this, what with the whole playing card games at the Hanged Man by Act 3 thing. I just think Varric doesn't really take Fenris too seriously, which is probably part of the reason why they end up as friends.

[@zupergozer]

I would call Fenris chuckles if I were Varric

[@iJinshui]

Too bad that's given to Solas in DA:I.

[@Zinodin]

It was originally given to sassy Hawke first, in Mark of the Assassin. It seems it did not stick.

[@SmilingTomatoes101]

Pfft Broody all the way

[@jcksparrowfan]

"FENris" "FEN'harel" Bioware has given me a type. Broody, sad elven boyfriends.... Anything else is simply unacceptable.

[@TheDanishCatLover]

What about gay, sassy, Tevinter mages? I'm sooo in love with Dorian :')))

[@jcksparrowfan]

Well yeah, hence type.

[@GoldenLombaxGirl]

Or a possible vessel.

[@marty_elise]

Fen=wolf ris=little harel=dread

[@hayleybartek8643]

Fen'Zevran. Fen = Wolf, Zevran = Horny.

[@ARavenReverie]

Fenris

[@Macder10]

Only time i didn't like fenris was when he was being a bully to merril. Same for anders

[@ninninin656]

A lot of guys seem to hate him, possibly because so many girls love him, hahaha. But seriously, I don't get it either - he, unlike Anders, has such a very good reason for being angry at the world. And when he tells stories you cannot but listen to him, such a wonderful, melodious voice!

[@lauracrocbateman]

dont get me wrong i did dislike him at first but then i got to know his backround and character and he is now my favourite

[@mattkinney5993]

He has a right to be angry at the world, but that's all he is, angry. He's the one-dimensional broody character that evokes concern and sympathy, but then spurns such kindness with his own venom. Like a dog that's been beaten all his life, he only seems to know how to bite. Most girls are attracted to Fenris because they see someone the can "Fix". It's the same logic behind the allure of the bad boy. I dated a man much like him. Nothing but pain came from that relationship.

[@ninninin656]

Matt Kinney It is FANTASY, geez. No girl I know actually wants to date a guy like that in real life. Apart from that, it's not true for Fenris - he shows much kindness and love to Hawk, especially in his speech right before the last battle. He is loyal and very gentle once you romance him. Nothing one dimensional about him, he is in fact the opposite of a one dimensional character, given his immense character growth especially in a rivalmance.

[@drekaflugan]

I can just imagine Fenris dancing alone at home everyday.

[@DrownedInExile]

"There was no actual sweeping involved." Afterwards, Hawke said to Fenris, "If ever you wish to sweep me off my feet, you know where to find me."

[@satsukynolife4094]

4:01 "And I said no. You know,like a liar"

[@soulcaliburd5921]

I thought it maybe it fell on your chest XD funny Fenris

[@SrChr778]

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got." Never change, Varric, never change.

[@lyriumwolf1525]

Isabela, Fenris and Varric are my favourites, i always keep them with me.

[@DrownedInExile]

1:32 Short jokes Fenris, really? Someone ought to remind him that Varric might be short, but that puts him closer to CASTRATION level!

[@scotb6]

Interaction between these two can only be described as beautiful.

[@Rinnu500]

Broody babies kills me every single time... XD

[@HunterKiller762]

Is no one going to mention that hanged man banter where Anders and Fenris were actually having a civil conversation?

[@Crystalwolf78]

did Verric just encourage Fenris to pickpocket with his glowing powers lol

[@emillytorres9908]

I imagine Fenris dancing like Sia siahsiah

[@gravytrainn]

“They’d have broody babies in your honor” ~Varric

[@RaspberryHugs]

The dragon age 2 drinking game. Play through it and every time Varric goes hmph at the start of a sentence in a smart mouth way take a shot

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

Fenris: I don't brood. Everyone on AO3: Aha, that is _not_ correct, because according to the encyclopedia of fhtjtjtjfjtjft

[@araradmanougian6731]

4:03 nice Jade Empire reference bioware 10/10

[@xaviercastaneda8125]

JADE EMPIRE REFERENCE WITH THAT MIRABELLE COMMENT

[@troggdorthesecond]

Everybody 's friends with Varric! XD

[@thiami576]

Fenris and varric. Best friends forever xD

[@isbammoi3358]

Oh Fenris, You are too good 😂

[@pluckybellhop66]

Fenris and Solas would have had some interesting conversations.

[@ignaciocampos6148]

Imagine if Fenris becomes the first elven to grow a bear.

[@Hypastpist]

Blazkowiz and Fergus snarking at each other

[@man1c_Sc0rpio]

This video is old, but when you look at Hawke in the beginning, the outfit looks slightly like old-school Scorpion from Mortal kombat.

[@TheUnknownWarrior000]

Not quite as funny between Zevran and Oghren

[@ByulStar1298]

"Do you want to sleep with me, Oghren?"xD

[@Fenrispro]

Im feeling stressed, this is my go to funny video

[@alnotbiggaytho7124]

Fenris is fucking sarcastic he isn't broody

[@XxXKittyHeavenXxX]

The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing :P..

[@et3inuyasha]

I almost missed that Jade Empire reference.

[@MyLonerider]

4:30 opionions are like testicals

[@3000Cyclone]

i agree :)

[@MannyNamiro]

1:53 Varric is so right.

[@Warren13958]

Now would you call these two friends or what? And as for the champion warrior armor it looks awesome by far the second coolest looking armor im the game

[@wizkidextrordinare]

The game kind of diminishes quality when most characters are bisexual, it makes it seem as if characters aren't attracted to certain people. They should make it in the next one you're character can noly be attracted to you if the character you make fits their type or it can help or hurt your chances with getting with them.

[@vallaslin7690]

Bovine Joni I believe they already did that in Inquisition.

[@lunakehrer2604]

Bovine Joni Bisexual means they ARE attracted to certain people, men AND women. Although I do see your point, on a characterization standpoint.

[@aislinlindsay3950]

@@lunakehrer2604 but having EVERY character be bi just makes it unrealistic af (I’m aware dragon age is far from realistic but you get what I mean) having characters have their own preferences whether it be race or gender just makes for more interesting and intriguing characters

[@lunakehrer2604]

@@aislinlindsay3950 Well yeah, but then Dragon Age Inquisition so.

[@aislinlindsay3950]

@@lunakehrer2604 I know, that’s why I said it. They made it better in inquisition

[@Crimson_Samurai-h8q]

Fenris voice just doesn't feel right to me...never did >.

[@thewalrusx]