Dragon Age 2: Party Banter: Aveline & Isabela [complete]

[@datemasamune2904]

Did he open your Rift? Did he tear down your Veil? Did he enter your Breach? Did he journey into your Fade?

[@yo19951O9rk]

+Date Masamune Did he Fen your 'harel?

[@Bimtorbacisi]

+Date Masamune Did he blew up your chantry?

[@someonenamedmike582]

+Date Masamune Did he Iron your Bull?

[@voidmer5545]

+Michael Donovan did be enter your nightmare

[@Bimtorbacisi]

did he master your fear?

[@shaunrpmusic]

"Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety , shut your mouth!" ...I'm writing that one down.

[@dragonllig790]

Same

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

I really love how they go from greatly disliking each other to a budding girly friendship.

[@TeddieSage1987]

I love their evolution from rivals to sisters in three acts.

[@Shikare]

lol at 4:15 Aveline: "Alright, He's an incredibly proficient lover! Happy?" Nun walks by, gives look.

[@simplymarquez2782]

Low-key killed that walk too😂😅❤ She was like "Yas I have arrived, peace out"

[@dramasweety]

"Arl your Eamon" I think was my favorite one >_< LOL

[@TheCitrusGames]

Isabella: imagine the awkward questions, "Mother, what's a slattern?" Aveline: I'd point at you and say "that's a slattern." -I died

[@Midnitethorn]

One of the best female friendships in the game. I love how they are borderline hostile to each other to being bffs

[@laurenevers8644]

Lols what do you mean "borderline" hostile? XDD Did you never see their fight when Aveline was trying to get Donnic's attention? Hawke had to step in to break them up and everything

[@kisskisslovya]

I just love Fenris' little chuckle when Isabela is talking about Donnic's arse. *swoon*

[@ZombieGirl0316]

Im suprized Anders didnt chuckle, him being gay and all.(story wise anyway)

[@kisskisslovya]

Maybe he's strictly a top? I wondered about that too. Or maybe he means, like, dry insertion or something. *magic-lube-finger-noises*

[@ZombieGirl0316]

*gasp* Fenris chuckled because of his weird hand deal! *fangirl gasp*

[@wolfbatson7668]

ZombieGirl0316 Anders ain’t gay he clearly states he likes women in awakening.

[@stardusst]

@@wolfbatson7668 in da2 anders is bisexual

[@Darien2016]

Lmao the best one is "mother what's a slattern? " lmao

[@luckiestpixel7160]

Shank your Jory...? As in Duncan stabbing Jory of DAO? lol

[@steelbear2063]

Poor Jory. Fucking Duncan

[@Guardonion]

with words like that somone hasn't shanked your Jory in a long time /s

[@SergeantNovak23]

10:10 Was taken surprise here, Dragon Age has always had sexual themes in dialouge, but it's always been through euphemisms and round about speech. That was pretty direct haha

[@HexRuse]

I love how Fenris just laughs while everyone else is just "ew". :-)

[@HelbaRion]

These two are my favorite friends in all Dragon Age lmao.

[@anders8461]

Sister/rival friendship never bores me tho

[@spade749]

Isabela: ...You can call me captain. Aveline: I won't be doing that. Isabela: Neither will I. Because you're a Guard Captain - no real authority. Not like on a ship. Aveline: Yes - a ship captain who led her entire crew to their deaths. You must be so proud. Isabela: I... shut up... Aveline: Aye-aye, captain.

[@zylothecat7449]

"Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you." "You've been waiting to use that one. Did you practice?" aveline definitely practiced hard every night with a large number of men under her. shes got a lot of stamina!

[@jesuslagos2489]

Reminds me of Allistar and Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins.

[@Toneai2007]

Out of all characters I love the interactions between the girls, they are like sisters: Aveline the eldest and protective often on odds with much wilder but only slightly younger Isabela, however they would not hesitate to fight whoever would be dumb enough to fight the other. Merrill being the youngest, cutest and go-happy that is being protected and taught by her older sisters.

[@astrangeone]

I loved Vanris's reaction also. "That old chestnut!" Oh well...those two are amusing. :D

[@lightfain199]

Anyone else get the “shank your, Jory” reference?

[@mr.midgardville]

I'm just wondering who told her about that. 😂

[@sandrols7]

@@mr.midgardville maybe the Grey Warden... during their 'time together'

[@fandomtrash6016]

"Did he shank your Jory?" What a throwback to Ostagar.

[@FelixMerivel]

"Arl your Eamon"? *rofl*

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

"Arl your Eamon?" OMG Isabela i love you LOL

[@ndbd9drn]

Miranda & Jack in ME should have more banter like this xD

[@sapphyrus]

Still some of the best banter ever from Bioware, I still giggle when I recall "I had forgotten how it was like" part.

[@JeromeSkavenSlayer]

they sound like frienemies, "get it out of your system", I can imagine aveline smiling secretly.

[@Reality-Distortion]

Hands down my favorite banter of the franchise. This never stops being funny.

[@ChaotisRavendark]

I’ve always loved the banter between these two, they’re just quite the pair

[@voidmer5545]

the amount of times I raised my eye brows with these two is too much to count

[@thaistamiozzo8682]

Best party combination for banters EVER!

[@gh0styeyez]

"If you shove your thumb up his arse, I win" XD

[@archangel9191]

Isabela: *whistles* "Touchy!"

[@tankdogg937]

Sebastian is so pious that it's funny. "Ugh, Maker".

[@silentruth]

i really like their friendship in act 3.. it's a great rivalry.

[@urdnotwrex9374]

This is one reason I usually had both avaline and isabela in my active party when I was a mage. When I was a reaver, I had isabela or varric along with merrily

[@288theabe]

It's not party banter, but my favourite is when Isabella falls and Aveline has to announce it. "Isabela's on the ground...appropriately!" Bitch, she's dead and you have to make a joke so soon???? LOL

[@fizzplease6742]

WOW the "is he cocksure" lines go on and on... I bet they solicited gags for this from everyone and just used them all.

[@anders8461]

Satisfy a demand of your Qun, i cried XD

[@Chelly_Smelly]

lol Fenris laughing.Thanks for doing all of these btw I am going to watch every one!

[@isiahsheppard7620]

Shank your Jory?! Wtf😂

[@carloreneeventura8714]

we can just make a "shank your jory meme". making that part of the joining look awkwardly sexual😂

[@drewsantagate1811]

After every single reaction to Isabela's thumb up his ass quote, (especially Merrill's) I almost fell of my chair laughing.

[@AccidentalNinja]

"Shank your Jory" Poor Jory... The "Curl your toes" lines reminds me of Isabela promising Merrill to tell her stories that would "curl her toes"... what was she planning to "tell" her.

[@Cheburashka207]

Mommy whats a slatten?

[@myab6537]

a slattern is a dirty untidy woman.

[@sarenalight14]

I love how most of their conversations end with Aveline saying 'shut up' XD

[@UNDERGROUND710]

This video gets a thumbs up....donnics ass

[@captjamestkirk]

I cry every time I realize the missed hatesex potential with Aveline and Isabela.

[@VIXsternaGAMES]

Shank your Jory?! That's awful! XD

[@laexcorreia]

So! Donnic was in the Rose!

[@natural2047]

HE was Not!

[@carloreneeventura8714]

@@natural2047 easy big gal, he wasn't shopping for himself

[@mylestoby2]

sooooo~ many dragon age origion refrences. XD

[@SephirothsStudent]

"Master your taint?" To quote Phil Ken Sebben; "HA HA! Double entendre."

[@VermilionMage]

At a point in the game she gets an orange neckerchief and red shoulderplates because she becomes captain of the guard.

[@johnnybravous]

1:37 WAS THE MOST SAVAGE SHIT IN DRAGON AGE

[@Squirrel_314]

“Shank your Jory”? Wow, that’s cold. 😝

[@ReddintheCities]

Love the VA at 6:35: "Mother, what's a slattern?"

[@teakonorth4393]

DudeHawke's awkward cough! XD

[@arielfetters5662]

You know, I thought this was a Dragon Age video, but all I see is catfights :P

[@breadloaf6920]

If only we could’ve romance Aveline and Isabella They’re relationship would be Leliana vs Morrigan 2.0 🤣

[@thenablade858]

Leliana and Morrigan hate eachother, but Aveline and Isabella are just normal siblings.

[@calista678]

2:45 confidence goals

[@Bimtorbacisi]

Arl your Eamon? What?

[@LunaArgentum10]

Adorable laugh!

[@TysenBrooklen]

LOL at 4:21 with the Chantry sister strolling by. Bet she gave them an odd look. :)

[@Darien2016]

A valine can miss her chance w donnic? Didnt know that

[@FluffyNinjaLlama]

@xxshaheedaxx Yeah it can be a bit too much, most of the time it’s rather funny though. And I’m pretty sure she isn’t completely serious about it, especially later on.

[@ninethreefivesix]

Ugh I miss this game

[@SmilingTomatoes101]

Fenris's reaction XD

[@lightfain199]

Ah my favourite dynamic duo

[@meganenoyaro]

He just knows that from his own experience.

[@Charioteer13]

Her armor goes from guard captain armor to regular guard armor.

[@NINJAxxPH0X]

0:43 LOVE these two... xD I couldn't stop laughing at these two!!

[@Warren13958]

Isabella is probably the only person other then varric who doesn't give you bullshit sure they lie through their freakin teeth but I know they too so I don't trust one word out of their mouth but at least they entertain me

[@allrequiredfields]

11:11 reminds me of Magnetic Fields lyrics: "If somebody told me I'd succumb If someone said I'd be so dumb After all the sleepless nights, when I turned on all the lights I would have hit them"

[@xxsvaxx]

@Purrrple Yeah! I am glad though, that by act 3 it's done more in a poking fun kinda way. I guess Bioware made up for it in that aspect.

[@franpe6522]

So...Donnic was in the Rose...

[@yang6642]

He was not!

[@terrorfang1]

She became Guard-Captain of Kirkwall.

[@dathtyler4210]

That... that moment at 7:46 when Merrill says ew... XD

[@sscool100]

i love this two

[@marcusgames4518]

This is why I love Isabella

[@darkdragon9443]

Haha cup your joining I like that one

[@prankovalero]

they're just being bro-girls.

[@MaskofPoesy]

i lost it after "praise your maker"... :D

[@skinchen]

LOL How could they do this without laughing lo

[@fluro3769]

You missed one its brilliant you need These 2 and varric what happens is that Isabella had written a fanfic of Aveline and sonic and gives it to varric and I'm not gonna spoil it

[@Avenus112]

"You're not that pretty." WHAAAAAT

[@PeTreTTyy]

No wonder Fenris laughed at 9:54

[@FluffyNinjaLlama]

@Geri2033 What do you mean?

[@RebelishGirl]

I love Merrill's : Ew!

[@carloreneeventura8714]

praise your maker... uuggh

[@LunaArgentum10]

Agreed. I think she just hates Isabella more than sluts in the beginning. And then later on it's just their thing.

[@KittyScythe]

It's her standard Guard armor instead of her Captain Armor

[@silentruth]

hold on.. arl your eamon?! that's...what.

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

Is there something I’m missing with the “thumb up his ass” thing? Is it a euphemism for something, or is she just being explicit? Varric saying “that old chestnut” is throwing me for a loop.

[@centeroftheuniverse]

Thumb up his ass is referring to a prostate massage while a old chestnut is a joke that is told so much that it's predictable and as such boring.

[@DbonnRP]

there secret best friends

[@zylothecat7449]

aveline and isabela hates each other this much huh? or maybe they are more like rivals.

[@TeddieSage1987]

They are rivals at first, then they are like sisters. :3

[@Geri2033]

sometimes i cant decide what they doing, they arguing or what?

[@DbonnRP]

shes so funny

[@Geri2033]

what happened to aveline's armor?(10:13)

[@jadeobsession9088]

me-ow!

[@BilboBagless]

13:27 what in the world was that?

[@SmilingTomatoes101]

Brotp xD

[@ItamarO93]

And we went from this banter to "The" Veilguard woke sermons... Sad.

[@pog15r]

why