this was rly fun and im v tired from editing but it was worth it!!! i'll die for my bi crew!!!!!
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@jane_douglas4 жыл бұрын
I'm here for literally everything you've got but especially to hear you go OFF on solas, thank you for your service
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
i do it for the people 😩😩 i only hope i offer some relief to the solamancers' pain rip to them
@paarthursass4 жыл бұрын
you are so right about all of this. dai's romances look good on the tin but most of them are just (at best) sugary treats that don't stick with you past the sugar rush, meanwhile DA2s??? You can ruminate on those for DAYS ugh the BUILD UP to most of them!! if you go the friendship route with them every single romance is an excellent friends-to-lovers story and i just love that so so much. i just wish bioware let my FRIENDS be FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER. pls stop being mean to merrill fenris. anders. aveline i'm begging you to stop calling isabela a slut. Hawke can't be the champion of kirkwall AND the only thing holding that friendgroup together that's too much pressure.
@gravytrainn3 жыл бұрын
“The special save you have for the Fenris romance scene knows it” keep callin me out thing this and we’re going to have a problem
@fatumamamamamama3 жыл бұрын
we're all fenris simps here u are with ur people 🙏🏾🙏🏾
@ladyvoldything4 жыл бұрын
merrill is a grown-ass woman getting almost as disrespected by the writing as sera was
@doodle50924 жыл бұрын
dao will always have a special place in my heart but you are 100% right.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
dao has the best dialogue options and is a good introduction to such a lore-heavy series (even if bioware ret-conned nearly everything afterwards smh) but it dont hold a candle to my girl da2.....she's too fire 😩😩
@Marcieajk3 жыл бұрын
"Sebastian doesn't count bc he doesn't fuck" My poor ace heart 😭
@grecha76562 жыл бұрын
I romanced Merrill as fem Hawke and it was great. It's not as great narratively as Anders or Fenris but like. She's the smartest character in the game when it come to her stuff. Every risk she's taken has been calculated and the only reason she "failed" was because no one took her seriously. They only saw a naïve girl stumbling over her words. She did nothing wrong, Isabella was the only one who respected her, and Marethari was a dumbass idiot. So if you ever replay the game please romance her, she's great Oh also in my headcanon post-game Isabella, Merrill and fem Hawke are in a polycule together
@DarkKing0097 ай бұрын
Morgan Romances: Morgan is obviously trying to manipulate in higher Romance. But she caught feelings hard. Leliana Romances: the whole ark is you deal with her psychotic evil ex-girlfriend. And finding out she has a higher body count than you do at the start of the game in every sense of the word. And Leliana trying to be a better person.
@jimbosmith58634 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so perfectly share my dragon age opinions its incredible. This was about the current romances but 1. Criminal that Krem wasn't romancable and 2. That you had to be transphobic to him. I really loved this video! It was really funny and you had good points.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO RIGHT krem was the beeeest, if he ever returns i can only pray that we get to smooch him and also that he's played by an actual trans man (or at LEAST a cis man, which would still be wrong casting, but not as wrong as a cis woman smh) thanks!!!
@KB42moomoo4 жыл бұрын
as a person who romanced solas on the first time round.... i blame it on his excellent voice 😭
@ashlynbulsara4238 Жыл бұрын
dragon age 2 is my favorite.EXACTLY! 1000% agree DA2 romances are the best!
@chailatte12343 жыл бұрын
I'm a year late on this video but EXACTLY! 1000% agree DA2 romances are the best! None of the other romances hit as much as Fenris, Isabela's, and Ander's ( Fenris is also looking really nice in the comics too lol. Here's to hoping he and Isabela show up in DA4) The age thing of some of the characters is something that continues to irk me, because there's only canon ages for a few of the characters i.e. those with established bdays. Like the theorized age for Merrill is 26 ish, but that would make her older than Hawke, even though most of the gang treats her like Carver/Bethany. Idk why the game insists on treating her like a kid lol. I ended up romancing Cullen when I was a teenager and loved it, but then played origins as a mage and realized omg he's kind of a incel? had a huge crush on Amell and continued to talk about her in DA2 despite blaming her for his sins or whatever. Now I cannot look at him the same way.
@SweetLitzLM4 жыл бұрын
I agree with every word you said. My romances were Isabela and Josephine (havent played DA1) and i love both of those girls. I had a HUGe crush on Isabela from the very beggining when she bashed that guys head into the counter, love at first sight. And I remember everytime i finished a quest in DAI back to Haven i just went straight to see my wife Josie, but yeah there was so little content there, we were robbed. I was so bitter Cassandra and Aveline werent romanceable tho.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
yes yes and YES you get it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 i find heaven in josie's little puffy sleeves
@jocelynpappas33413 жыл бұрын
i will die on that same hill for the DA2 bi crew
@kitsuonyo4 жыл бұрын
Love your rundowns of the characters in the dragon age games, had me laughing a lot xD good job! Especially your fenris bit lmao could not relate more.
@insomnac2214 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting so long to find someone who loved DA2 and hated DA:I as much as I do - this made my day. Also, Fenris and Izzy get together if you don't romance either of them, but that's not gonna happen in my playthroughs.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, I forgot they got together!! yeah same one of em is too busy smooching my hawke for that to happen when i play 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
@HeatherAckroyd3 ай бұрын
Ok, 30 seconds in and I have to comment. Don't blame the microphone. You were talking into the back of it. The blue light shows you which bit to talk into. Also, that brand of mic (I have one just like it, so I'm presuming it's an AT 2020) comes with a stand so you don't have to hold it in your hand like that. It's a great mic, and I hate to see someone saying they'll never use it again just because they were using it incorrectly.
@ThatFont9 ай бұрын
I’m incredibly relieved Cullen’s voice actor has been fired. I’d be fine if they recast him for the next game, but I doubt that’ll happen. His story ended with his retirement.
@CaitlinRC4 жыл бұрын
*grabs popcorn* - i am here for this content with the GODAMN BEST OPINIONS
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
spread the word, tell the whole village of my wisdom
@MaruSouza4 жыл бұрын
I trust you with my life now. I just reinstalled da2 to romance fenris and isabella after watching this
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED WE DID IT BOYS 🎉🎉🎉
@KaraDennison4 жыл бұрын
I just came back from the latest Oxbox stream and your timing is just sublime.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
that's that dumb luck juice baby sip sip
@erynnelken4 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely fabulous! Have you thought about doing mass effect yet? Garrus is bro but Liara is def bae 💖💜💙
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
perhaps 👀👀👀
@Blast_S_rank_14 жыл бұрын
Tali>liara
@SpryMahiMahi4 жыл бұрын
this video was absolutely fantastic, and i share your opinions on fenris, leliana and josephine (consequentially my first romances in all the games). thank you for this hilarious trip. god.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
thanks!!! 😭😭😭
@adeptdamage36694 жыл бұрын
Origins was the only good Dragon Age.
@skelebum59284 жыл бұрын
I romanced Solas the first time I played Inquisition, it is one of my biggest regrets. (I was a teenager and I wanted the deep lore, I'm sorry, I despise him now) Second time around Inquisition I went with Josephine and I love her sooooo much, we needed more content. I never finished Origins, but yeah I had no interest in any of the options. I'll just play with my dog thank you. Never played 2, might have to now.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
im so sorry abt Solas but as the great poet Hantana Montana wrote.....everybody makes mistakes. everybody has those days. u gotta play da2 it's the bomb dot com, ur gonna love it
@vanyadolly2 жыл бұрын
I also think DA2 has the best romances (and companions, and story) overall, but Morrigan is a strong contender for the best romance. She has so much character development through her romance in DAO, *and* you get a whole DLC to cap it off.
@dirkbsilver92602 жыл бұрын
My first DAI playthrough was rough as a gay female dwarf and ended up with Josie as she was more open than Sera to my girl. The Egg hacked me off from the start as he trolled my dwarf right from the start.
@RankaZer03 жыл бұрын
God dam the straight catching strays today
@transtonerlars2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing some love for Isabela, she really is that good ughh
@DarkKing0097 ай бұрын
Blackwall & Sera is Don quixote and sancho panza
@Rhampsinites2 жыл бұрын
I felt a lot better about the Blackwall romance because you can slow burn it and there's an option to not sleep with him and he respects that decision but the romance still proceeds, so that weird sleeping with him under false pretense thing is out of the way at least. Zevran is still my favourite though.
@sarabeara91982 жыл бұрын
going to visit one of the DA2 companions and finding another one there chilling with them made me so happy 🥺 Isabella calling Merrill “kitten” and the fact that Varric and Fenris play wicked grace??? yes pls
@abitcattywampus4 жыл бұрын
Why everyone gotta disrespect Merrill like that? She's the first of the Dalish Warden's clan in Origins, you can talk to her in that game and she's even a temporary companion. She's definitely an adult, I don't understand why everyone wants to treat her like a child both in and out of the game. She's my second favorite DA2 romance and it's sad to see people constantly infantilizing her.
@lenaviberg8254 Жыл бұрын
Cullen is cute❤. I love hes romance
@rebeccamarx95994 жыл бұрын
Oh god this video made me relive all my da experiences. To summarize my thoughts Leliana deserves to be shady she is the bisexual fantasy pope(papess?), The way da treats iron bull and the qunari is egregious and I could go off on a whole half an hour rant about the racism present in the writing of the qunari, and dragon age 2 is the best because every character is bisexual :3, also as a trans person since we had a game where everyone is bi including the main character we should have a game where everyone is trans including the main character but then again after how they wrote krem idk if id want that. (oh also i loved this video i died every time you edited in future you or brought up a bi flag)
@lep25253 жыл бұрын
You're right though apart from my girl Morrigan. Do this for the Mass Effect games!
@bigooft95214 жыл бұрын
...loool iron bull is actually my favourite romance :') but also you are right it is v yikes he's the one who gets the kink stuff.... but also my diaspora ass loves romancing him with a qunari inquisitor and projecting my feelings onto them
@bigooft95214 жыл бұрын
I do really want to romance maevaris in da4 but only if I can do it as a trans player character. like i talk shit about the cullenwife crew, but if she's available as a t4t romance? i will become that level of cringe with no hesitation
@Ikilintu4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah!! i agree with like, all of this! i gotta say i really don't understand why the writers handled merrill and sera...Like That. they both are written as people that none of the other characters take seriously, even though they have valid reasons for their actions, but we are expected to just not be interested in their motivations like, in a serious way. It's like the writers thought they needed to have this manic pixie dream girl that someone can just look at and go "haha isn't this woman being oblivious and naive, her opinions and feelings are so weird and silly"
@ethosterros94302 жыл бұрын
Leliana appeals to a guy like me who likes a fem fatale with a soft side, especially for me. Morrigan is like the hard mode relationship if you could pull it off its great but too much can go wrong. Leliana is if you're not a boy anymore who still looking for a challenge with women, and just want someone who authentically loves and appreciates you. Sao gives straight dudes a hard choice tbh cuz both of them are great in their own ways. Da2 was eh for me. Isabella is like why, merril is the same. It's nice the idea of making isabella a better person but shes so trashy it's a hard swallow. Merril is too bumbling. Cassandra aged like wine for me I didn't like her to start cuz she was butch but shes a good woman at the core, shes what you want in a partner. Shes leliana but warrior archetype whereas leliana is rogue. not class, character archetype. Waiting to see the mage archetype equivilant rp see how it plays out. I think why Cassandra grew on me is I used to identify warrior now mage archetype, so my taste changes to fit a warrior. Josephine was nice just a classic romance. Sera was awesome I would romance her as a Male if possible. Shes what us overhinkers need is someone a bit nutty to distract us but good at heart. Solas doesn't count.
@sarabeara91982 жыл бұрын
i love sera so much 😔❤️
@lindynvanderwal22403 жыл бұрын
The hidden gem I needed
@tomtitherington4 жыл бұрын
I'm excited
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
@IliyaMoroumetz4 жыл бұрын
I tried to get into DA with the first and it just seemed too complex for its own sake. After that, I slept over the rest of DA for Mass Effect and after the ending for 3, I regret that now. But yeah, in the circles I was in, the most love was for DA2 because of the characters. Flawed as the writing was, I saw that there was actual care for the characters and how they interacted with each other. So, if I ever get back into DA, I'm gonna go with 2. Good video. Much appreciated.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
DA2 was actually my first dragon age game because i couldn't find a decent torrent for Origins (sshh dont tell anyone) so i was worried that i was just biased in picking it as my favorite but im glad it's a popular opinion!! vindication!!!!
@eFlower134 жыл бұрын
I'll have to give you a thumb-up for everything you said. Eh except Fenris, haha.
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
get well soon!!!
@MissSirenita4 жыл бұрын
Cassandra is the butch lesbian I’d hit, but I settled for Josie instead. However, I always romance Dorian in Inquisition. I haven’t played Origins much as I think the characters are a tad forgettable. However, finally someone who loves dragon age as much as I do if not more. I mean, ugh, Fenris is like the best. I may not find him attractive as I am a lesbian, but he has this backstory that just draws your heart. ......hate Solas
@vampirewolf3734 жыл бұрын
No one liked Bianca.
@TwilightStar10114 жыл бұрын
I could never really get into Dragon Age. I'm trying to get through Origins as fast as I can cause I heard 2 is the best and after your video I just want to shotgun Origins to play 2
@fatumamamamamama4 жыл бұрын
you really dont even have to play origins, i didn't before i played da2 lmao it's really just extra lore. but if you do play origins, and you're on PC, i highly HIGHLY recommend you get a mod that fast-tracks you through the ferelden circle, just trust me on this