Aight everyone, Krisby3939 is busy This will be promptly deleted and uploaded on the next business day Please all put your availability in the comments below
@Rjhayy3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45 I am available at August 24, 2024 8:13pm +6 GMT when the rat becomes the grandma at full moon and when the ant army starts to invade the nest of the cockroaches.
@ThePengiest3 ай бұрын
im here early.
@shwiiiiies47043 ай бұрын
Fuckk
@ProgamerIsCool13 ай бұрын
e
@The.T_3 ай бұрын
Part 16 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
@M1sf0urtune3 ай бұрын
he mentioned u in this vid lol
@whatup10893 ай бұрын
At 10:50 onward
@Anticore1993 ай бұрын
🎉
@YeetZenn3 ай бұрын
if he goes to jail you need his bail money too
@theefficientguy72023 ай бұрын
How rich are you?
@Kaimuze3 ай бұрын
0:32 "But i dont want to be clicking for 40 days straight" *5 seconds later* "so i researched for 40 days straight"
@PembuatKomentarHandal3 ай бұрын
That's cookie clicker player determination
@lightbulb52303 ай бұрын
Do you know when you say oh the blocks in Minecraft are gonna take like a whole day to get it I’m not gonna get it but then you spend like five days billing farm just for that house
@dxcvvxd3 ай бұрын
yeah thats kinda the point of the joke
@fomalhaut_the_great2 ай бұрын
good job, you got the joke
@hungryjo472 ай бұрын
I dident cach that lol
@Morgan-en6df2 ай бұрын
th lines "discord taught me how to do ass" and "I got back to my favourite thing, doing ass" is hysterical
@thesupergamergod17812 ай бұрын
Omg it's Morgan from another realm :0
@FoxMWC3 ай бұрын
22:47 In that moment Dragoon realize he needs to spend another 100 days for a shadow achievement... He cant leave the cookie realm after he entered it...
@FranXiT3 ай бұрын
No he doesn't. It took 24 hours for 7777. He needs 20k more. That's just less than 3 more days of playing (if we include sleep, 4 days)
@FoxMWC3 ай бұрын
@@FranXiT i do the average time of people playing cookie clicker which is 8-12 hours/day which is not 100 days but around 50-70 days (for him including edits i forgor to say that)
@-ZH3 ай бұрын
@@FoxMWC He said his rate was about 200 gc/h. He only needs to do it for 100 more hours
@FoxMWC3 ай бұрын
@@-ZH oh yeah how did i typo so badly mb mb 🙏
@borisvanderhof89523 ай бұрын
seven horseshoes might be one of the least reasonable achievents in all the videogames
@SeanieDew3 ай бұрын
is this dragoon’s way of saying he’s dropping merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
@Pizaking-pp9pu3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Bluish_moon3 ай бұрын
Hi sean
@AVerySealishSeal3 ай бұрын
i want dragoon merch in the form of nausea medication for pregnant woman that actually works
@rainiedash92253 ай бұрын
Either that or we’re getting a bunch of shirts that say Just DO ASS
@LuigiFan772 ай бұрын
@@rainiedash9225 I'd prefer that
@amwpyro49112 ай бұрын
Ironically I actually knew about the pregnancy medication thing before this video. The reason it caused problems was because one enantiomer (3d configuration) helped with nausea, and the other enantiomer caused birth defects. While sold as an enantiomerically pure substance, the keto/enol group next to the chiral center would tautomerize, turning the drug into a racemic (50/50)mixture of the two enantiomers.
@Т1000-м1иАй бұрын
Ah, classic story
@Т1000-м1иАй бұрын
Walter White told me about it
@playOstation3 ай бұрын
To complete Cookie Clicker is to discover that the finish line was never real. You’ve climbed the towering peaks of cookie production, only to find yourself staring into the abyss of endless dough, where grandmas plot in the shadows and time bends to your whims. The deeper you delve, the more you realize this: the cookies were never the goal, but the means to uncover a truth so absurd it almost feels profound. You ascend, not to win, but to chase the fleeting high of ‘just one more’. And when you finally stop, you’re left wondering if it was really you playing cookie clicker-or if cookie clicker was playing you.
@Chimpin_2 ай бұрын
this is why i don't play cookie clicker
@SalahMohamed-v5f2 ай бұрын
@@Chimpin_valid reason
@RoshanSingh-cm7jw2 ай бұрын
Wow just wow
@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dm2 ай бұрын
I've played cookie clicker for 2 years and have 80% of achievements. The phrase, "one more" has come out of my mouth more than "Hi". Don't play it seriously, the fan base can be worse than League of Legends. :(
@Criscuitt2 ай бұрын
@@GrimCreeper2262-vf4dmevery time dragoon releases a video on cookie clicker I'm reminded of how miserable the community around it is
@melonman49873 ай бұрын
I mean, 27,777 cookies isn’t that hard, it only took you 23:07 to click 7,777.
@Iwatchmemesat3am2 ай бұрын
Ok cya in 2 years(in the newer(or my) Version when you Name yourself isaysopenseasame or that crap you can give yourself all achivements)
@GJ08DL122 ай бұрын
Should we tell him
@amongusthegreens88592 ай бұрын
He started a year ago
@SytanOfficial2 ай бұрын
Hahaha, this is a great comment lol
@Gzemnidz2 ай бұрын
That was very funny :)
@Riciliz3 ай бұрын
Dragoon after acting like the past few cookie clicker videos didn't happen and this is his first video on it:
@vovanchidfy3 ай бұрын
no
@dxcvvxd3 ай бұрын
false
@super_uncool_handle3 ай бұрын
dementia
@HurricaneBady3 ай бұрын
I think every time he does the cookie ascension to start the session over. He starts over too
@AlkalineandAcid2 ай бұрын
It's so he doesn't alienate new viewers too much
@haydengamingportal2862 ай бұрын
I find dragons emotional state relatable, and that deeply concerns me
@rbtbeast21103 ай бұрын
Just remember dragoon Seanie Dew admits in his video that he uses a software that doesn’t allow him on competitive scoreboards, as well as literally commenting that Dragoon doesn’t use the planner, as well as saying that Dragoon is better than him.
@EEEEEEEE2 ай бұрын
E
@MidiTimeStamp2 ай бұрын
Also, Seanie Dew didn't actually 100%, there's a bunch of achievements that he didn't do and he talked about it in his video
@taylorhewson89952 ай бұрын
@@MidiTimeStamp ye he didn't do the golden cookie one
@Maxxywell332 ай бұрын
True
@Azriel_MR2 ай бұрын
@@MidiTimeStamp yeah he didnt do the "grindy" ones like the golden cookie and sugarlump ones, all the ones he got were alredy gotten by dragoon
@Purpcario3 ай бұрын
there is a story of a man playing a game for 3billion years... never mind its just about dragoon
@snjezanaglavan48513 ай бұрын
DRAGOON UPLOADED ITS BEEN 500000000 YEARS THIS IS THE BEST DAY THIS MONTH
@yoxes75603 ай бұрын
Multiple games, actually
@Purpcario3 ай бұрын
I mean like who would spend 2k hours grinding a game for no reason???(I have a few to many hours on minecrap)
@266art3 ай бұрын
Dragoon aint a man confirmed
@A_Good_Name5502 ай бұрын
it's not him, not enough time
@thomasjurgella32955 күн бұрын
Dude i started your videos last night the marathon one you immediately gained my respect for actually doing the marathon now you post a follow up to the cliffhanger last video dude you blow me away
@bruhbruh98953 ай бұрын
This is phenomenal! To think that Dragoon would lose to Vera the first day, now, he might be Vera herself. HE'S PART OF THE HIVEMIND NOW! HE DOESN'T REALIZE IT! COOKIES? TIME TRAVEL? THE UNREAD TERMS AND CONDITION? RAP BATTLES! It's all part of Vera. Dragoon in now Vera. (Idk wtf I'm saying, just TRUST me)
@Dragoon453 ай бұрын
true
@Chikinq3 ай бұрын
True, I was there
@sanjubogati3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45HE CONFIRMED IT!!!
@sanjubogati3 ай бұрын
@@ChikinqINDEED FAM
@ERICBALYBERDIN-h2z3 ай бұрын
True, I was there (chain) (btw i was looking for cookies)
@lulundoungul.93173 ай бұрын
Doctor: Unfortunately you have cancer Dragoon:UNLESSSSS
@enderadon3 ай бұрын
Unless... You see, Apples have a hidden Ability to stun an doctor for 5 seconds when thrown. If you keep continueosly throwing Apples at the doctor for the rest of your life he can't tell you that you have cancer, so you don't get cancer. But you can't possibly throw an Apple every 5 seconds. You have to sleep, you have to eat, you have to DO ASS. All hope is lost. Unless... If you wander up the mountain inside of the hypixel skyblock rift Dimension you can find jeremy, God of industry. Jeremy will send you on a Quest to kill the immortal snail. If you manage to do that he will give you a machine to automate the process of throwing Apples. But you can't kill the immortal snail. All hope is lost... Unless... You can Visit middle earth and obtain saurons eye. Then you thow it at the snail and find out it's completely useless. Then you find a Nokia and throw it at the snail. This will cause the universe to spontanously implode, but the 3 Gods of creation will instantly rebuild the fabric of reality. They will then delete the snail to stop an infinite loop from happening and you can finally get the machine and be free of the doctors curse. So in conclusion you're *fine*
@TopTierGamerMan3 ай бұрын
UNLESSSS IF I CAN CLICK MY MIUSE FROM THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN TO THE MIDDLE 3,000 TIMES, THERE IS A 2% CHANCE FOR THE GAME TO REBOOT, AND ERASE MY CANCER!
@vedantsethi71242 ай бұрын
@@TopTierGamerMan I didn't get lucky. Time to restart my life to get the achievement 'Cookie Canceraser'
@maxcuppens2 ай бұрын
@@vedantsethi7124 but after that there is still the shadow achievement to get cancer again in a 20 second duration, i can't win UNLESSSSS IF I BUY THE CANCEROUS TUMOR DLC AND DUBBELCLICK BEFORE THE SCREEN TRANSITIONS TO ME GETTING CANCER, I CAN RESTART MY LIFE AND SPAWN WITH CANCER EQUIPPED THEN THERE IS A 0.001 CHANCE THAT I SPAWN WITH THE CLEAN SLATE PERK INSTANDLY CURING MY CANCER, THEN IF I USE THE CHOOSE PARENT SUPERSKILL COSTING 20 SUGARLUMPS WHICH I CAN GET IF I RESHAPE TIME ITSELF AND SPAWN UNDER THE SUPERRARE CONDITIONS THAT I HIGHLY PREGNANT WOMEN IS ARTIFICIALLY SUNBATHING AND A HACKER HACKS THE MACHINE TO INSTANDLY GET CANCER I WILL HAVE ACHIEVED THE ACHIEVeMENT CANCERS INCARNATE, IF I COMBINE THAT WITH THE ULTRA RARE 0.000000000001 TIMECHAIN EVENT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LOOP THIS AND STORE IT IN A BOTTLE THAT HAS TO BE ON THE SHELF NEXT TO IT WITH AN ADDED 10 % CHANCE, HOWEVER THE OWNER MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT I WANT HIS BOTTLE AND END THE COMBO, THAT'S WHY I WILL NEED TO HAVE A SETUP ABOVE THERE WITH AN ALTERNATE ME FARMING AND ACCIDENTILY DROPPING A QUEEN BEET INTO A BLENDER AND DROP THE JUICE IN THE BOTTLE PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANYTHING DRIPPING OF, THE OWNER WON'T WANT THE JUICE SO I HAVE TO DRINK THE ENTIRE JUG ALL AT ONCE AND THEN GLITCH THE LOOP INTO THERE ALL WITHIN THE 20 SECOND LIMIT TO GAIN THE THAT'S NOT A BOAT ACHIEVEMENT
@I-did-September-11th2 ай бұрын
UNLESS, If I sell my IRL Grandma I can getting 100 cookies. These cookies have a .01% chance of being a golden cookie. Those golden cookies have a 5% chance of giving me... more, cancer. It truley is useless. UNLESS, I develop so much cancer that my normal mortal body becomes the cancer, & the cancer, BECOMES ME
@ToyKeeper2 ай бұрын
Cookie Clicker allows you to use automated copies of yourself, and to use javascript consoles, so... I think it's fair to use an autoclicker and custom javascript. Really, it's probably the only intended way to _finish_ the game.
@xyntercept3 ай бұрын
Finally, you explained the DO ASS... I knew you would eventually
@goober62483 ай бұрын
omg is it xyntercept
@Cool_kid_the_real3 ай бұрын
DO ASS
@yeetdragon24133 ай бұрын
@@goober6248 oh hell nah
@truffflzz2 ай бұрын
@@goober6248 🤮 goober
@goober62482 ай бұрын
@@yeetdragon2413 not the french 😈
@Gr8astic3 ай бұрын
1 cookie in debt... how do I pay you Dragoon?
@Dragoon453 ай бұрын
carrier pigeon
@Gr8astic3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45 Ok what bagel flavour? Toasted Marshmallow toothpaste flavour? Cheese & BBQ flavour? Or should I send you Vera to sacrifice to the cookie god for a 1% cps boost?
@CR1MSONACE3 ай бұрын
@@Gr8astic BBQ Cheese Carrier pidgeon should be fine, I did it
@Bluish_moon3 ай бұрын
Just do ass
@eua48082 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45nahhh you just need to wait around a few billion years to get your cookie
@beket__2 ай бұрын
in case you didn't know, if you want to temporarily disable all your heavenly upgrades, you can enable challenge mode which resets the game for 1 ascension (you regain all your heavenly chips and upgrades after you ascend)
@eduardpeeterlemming3 ай бұрын
I still remember the days when Dragoon wanted to be #1 in cocoa beans. Truly a full circle moment right here
@EEEEEEEE2 ай бұрын
E
@ixhobi2 ай бұрын
E
@yoursravishankar2 ай бұрын
So do I lmao
@monkeSp2 ай бұрын
E
@foolrealnoway3 ай бұрын
casual reminder that the cookie clicker protagonist probably beats like, almost any character you can name, y'know, in case you forgot.
@I_am_someone_named_G3 ай бұрын
I mean do they? They don't really... Fight, it's more like a commander so on a 1v1 they would lose
@MikkoHarlea3 ай бұрын
Can it beat Goku?
@Nodaking3213 ай бұрын
@@MikkoHarleayea obviously
@mozock95683 ай бұрын
@@MikkoHarlea‘‘I Heard youre the strongest‘‘
@davidtopliceanu13 ай бұрын
Saitama vs Goku?? More like Dragoon vs Saitama AND Goku
@Smleempy2 ай бұрын
Dragoon said 'I'M FINALLY DONE' and what happens? God backhands him the middle finger, The.T_ hopefully they have therapists in the Vatican City
@Shepe613 ай бұрын
You know when you’re in to deep when the “simpler time” is HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK
@cowmonkeygod3 ай бұрын
he is trapped in the cookie realm and cannot escape someone help this man
@EEEEEEEE2 ай бұрын
E
@Filename_372 ай бұрын
Now get 100% Shadow Achievements. WE ARE NOT SATISFIED
@5upertnt_ng733 ай бұрын
That one grandma that didn't ger sacrificed must've had PTSD for the rest of her eternal life
@יונתןבןהר3 ай бұрын
7:27 bro just did a perfect circle why is nobody talking about this???
@FurriedIsAFutrzany2 ай бұрын
you know what would be funny? if developers of cookie clicker made a new achevment called Dragoons chance of leaving and they made a golden cookie have 1 in 1 million chance to be replaced by dragoon pfp and the achievment was to get that cookie
@cronchieee3 ай бұрын
17:19 dragoon saying the wrong number caused me PHYSICAL PAIN
@BurakEfeTanrver3 ай бұрын
I have been following this series for months. Glad it finally ended (HOPE HE GETS TO SUFFER MORE WHEN THE GAME UPDATES HOPEFULLY)
@HqppySalmon2 ай бұрын
But like he didn’t finish?
@dhien21032 ай бұрын
He's not finished dude
@QreatorXD2 ай бұрын
Cookie clicker when someone gets all achievements: finally a worthy opponent: *gives you shadow achievements cutely*
@manwhobringsthesundown2843 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how Dragoon went from talking about Grandmas being evil to talking about a pill that killed 2,000 children
@TheGladHatter-di6iw2 ай бұрын
11:09 Hey that's me!
@Kaimuze2 ай бұрын
Hey that's you!
@l0do222 ай бұрын
That's Him!
@TuRkEyBlo0d2 ай бұрын
Omg! You're him?
@damilolov2 ай бұрын
He’s him!
@GatioCatSad2 ай бұрын
It’s him!
@Dat_DekuBoi2 ай бұрын
Hey Dragoon, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but I believe at 12:27 it plays a rendition of “Dive to the Heart ~ Destati”
@AidanDaGreat3 ай бұрын
"But I didn't want to click for forty days straight, so I researched for 40 days straight." That line is a lil' bit too deep for a game about cookies.
@tamsen-crooke22 ай бұрын
1:26 the casual delivery of 'i started by enslaving a group of grandmas' broke my brain i can barely type this from how much im laughinh no but seriously im rapidly losing my sanity pls send help
@bungiebee40492 ай бұрын
Dragoon always manages to make the most grueling grind out of any game he comes into contact with
@Hugo-mc5mu3 ай бұрын
7:17 Guys calculate his height
@Tookumyballs2 ай бұрын
haha
@Fedex_07033 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Dragoon was never even real and we've been watching AN RESTLESS AI MAKE VIDEOS FOR US WHILE CLICKING COOKIES
@Bobboerba3 ай бұрын
It’s likely the ai edits wile dragoon clicks
@UFO-g2b2 ай бұрын
Imagine you're currently riding your bike in the middle of nowhere, and see Dragoon doing ass on his laptop...
@YourLocalmonke694203 ай бұрын
He did It. He Actually Did It.
@KhangAJ3 ай бұрын
brother did NOT watch the full video
@YourLocalmonke694203 ай бұрын
@@KhangAJ bro I meant to bamboozle the people who saw this comment before completing the video
@KaysieShelton-u8k2 ай бұрын
dude are u dumb @yourlocalmonke69420
@susgaming7113 ай бұрын
Only dragoon is the type of guy to grind a pointless web game for a number that means nothing to most people
@Dragoon453 ай бұрын
yes, i am the only one that has ever played cookie clicker, hoping it releases to more people eventually
@FranXiT3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45 nah man, I'm sure it would get like 3 players max 🥱
@PlutoGodPlays3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45fr fr
@JahmazeJahmaze3 ай бұрын
@@Dragoon45I'm surprised they discovered how to DO ASS with only your perspective
@sarajanewilson36012 ай бұрын
@Dragoon45 hi
@drbanana87782 ай бұрын
Actually impossible to beat it in six months. That other guy must’ve gotten all the ones not having to do with time
@truffflzz2 ай бұрын
you can just speedsacrifice the garden for quick lumps, 100% +15 within a year has been done before (twice)
@never78483 ай бұрын
"evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself" - orteil, creator of cookie clicker
@lulundoungul.93173 ай бұрын
He finally uploaded a video Rent must be catching up
@Dragoon453 ай бұрын
Cookie factories are not cheap
@Gabriel_Ultrakill2 ай бұрын
Put the factories with the kids in heaven, we don't have rules here :D
@FrancescoNoli-rw5ix2 ай бұрын
the legend HE FINALLY DID IT, been waiting for a new cookie video forever now
@iaintpayingchildsupport-fr3 ай бұрын
The madlad finally did it! He ascended
@KiwiBomber72 ай бұрын
12:58 I’m calling your physiatrist and YOU CANT STOP ME!
@AHHVR-t6p25 күн бұрын
You’re giving me physical pain
@watchoutforeg3 ай бұрын
1:55 that grandma be traumatized fr fr
@Robo8000-z8l2 ай бұрын
Grandmatriarch origin story
@Yayo300072 ай бұрын
the 0.0000001% of bacteria:
@ZydrunasLeib3 ай бұрын
11:12 top 5 saddest anime moments
@EEEEEEEE2 ай бұрын
E
@SyndromeTWP2 ай бұрын
In school, I grinded this game for months, and I found the 7777 achievement somewhat easy to get. On the other hand, me and my friend quit a few months after we started, as the game started getting repetitive.
@shvarcsjunior70812 ай бұрын
At 9:35 as a long time cookie clicker fan i can say that there is a way. There is a mode which basically stops all heavenly chips and ascension upgrades from counting in your run. Meaning it is much easier to get exactly 1 tril.
@shvarcsjunior70812 ай бұрын
Yes you can check if you want
@linuslucke38382 ай бұрын
@@shvarcsjunior7081It would take way longer to get to 1T in born again, without it, this achivement is done in like 5mins
@truffflzz2 ай бұрын
waste of time as the time it takes to get 1t from scratch is a lot longer than just getting exactly 1t with gift codes and controlling cps
@shvarcsjunior70812 ай бұрын
Nice to know thanks
@the_yellow_blob_games76902 ай бұрын
dragoon entering the shadow realm and never coming back after he realizes he needs to spend so much longer for 1 shadow achievment
@GermelDaGreat2 ай бұрын
1:59:07 favorite part of the vid dragoon cooked on this part when he got all achievement
@happiayh3 ай бұрын
dragoon after actually 100%'ing cookie clicker: ''grandma,i dont feel so good...''
@sigma_cat_reels3 ай бұрын
THE DEVS WILL ADD NEW ACHIEVEMENTS THE GRIND NEVER ENDS
@gooblop2 ай бұрын
Since you used Umineko music in this, it made me think it would be funny to do an Umineko video. "I only have to click 1 million times to beat this game" or something.
@Fransy3853 ай бұрын
Why did he sound less clinically insane when he was explaining the spell thing
@PuzzledLizard3 ай бұрын
The final sequal we have waited months for. The sequel we always wanted but never needed, no that was a lie... ALWAYS NEEDED!!!!!!!!
@Maria-sx4gc2 ай бұрын
Grandmas: You make me sick Cookie clicker: When you think its over, it never is!
@notdiamand36702 ай бұрын
for the golden cookies just leave the game open with sounds on while doing everything else on your computer and make sure your golden cookie sound is something distinct (for me it's a squeak). i have 78k golden cookie clicks just by doing this
@Narraaja_3 ай бұрын
No Way! The Cookie Clicker KZbinr Decided To Upload Again! The day after i check when he uploaded last time.
@Jimyrt.3 ай бұрын
There are no coincidences
@Xenu-clz2 ай бұрын
“I fed it 100 grandmas”
@TechnoRukus3 ай бұрын
no way he actually did it. what a journey
@Ori-bgf3 ай бұрын
"They range from terrifying, to strange, to jeremy:)"
@TheDuckyGamer22 күн бұрын
youve addicted me to it again i went from 500 million-1 billion to about 1 quadrillion (and spent on bingo) so tysm i love going crazy
@expertIsNotGaming2 ай бұрын
To have something you've never had you have to be willing to something you've never done...
@memehimself59623 ай бұрын
Cookie clicker is harder than dragoon when he sees grandma vera
@SidneyDumond3 ай бұрын
Vera will win
@SidneyDumond3 ай бұрын
First
@Riciliz3 ай бұрын
that's not a very high bar considering it goes in reverse
@someoneidk23292 ай бұрын
Ayo 🤨
@3Giyo2 ай бұрын
13:33 That unless is IMMACULATE just like matpat
@Thatonegamer1823 ай бұрын
12:02 PAIN medication
@Sussyman10real3 ай бұрын
i like the part where Dragoon told us about his ass, very informative
@EEEEEEEE2 ай бұрын
E
@Ryder-fm5ub2 ай бұрын
My favorite Dragoon quote “now I can finally talk about ASS 🤣
@FinnCrafterFun3 ай бұрын
11:35 WHAT THE AND WHY?!
@youtubeSuckssNow3 ай бұрын
1950s yo. But yeah it was a "oh this works really well for anti nausea" and pregnant women just happened to be chronically nauseous so doctors prescribed this miracle drug. They also happened to have tiny humans growing inside of them that could get fucked up. It's nothing new, just another on the very very long list.
@UNKNOWN-fc2dd2 ай бұрын
Started spreading awareness mid cookie clicker video
@iampineapp2 ай бұрын
glad i can do arse for fourteen more hours is my favourite dragoon quote
@jjkizisme2 ай бұрын
1:58 cant believe you left only one grandma to make her watch the other 100 grandmas die
@omdeshmukh13 ай бұрын
This video ended my physical pain
@jamilow3 ай бұрын
Same
@erner_wisal3 ай бұрын
12:07 HOLY thats crazy
@Ro0dy.z-l0zt2 ай бұрын
"terrifying to strange to Jeremy" oh dear, not Jeremy...
@Ryanvoorhees-o2x3 ай бұрын
This is my favorite step 15:15
@AEWGloballyOfficial2 ай бұрын
Achievement for clicking 27,777 golden cookies 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@MahsonAmerАй бұрын
There are 5 levels of insanity. 5. Not insane. 4. Average insane. 3. Highly insane. 2.The one who gets the platinum cup in every soul game. 1. Dragoon's addiction and dedication to cookie clicker.
@DanielChao-qq3sf3 ай бұрын
4:30 Time to explain ASS
@itz_Rafi-r2i3 ай бұрын
You know its a bad day when dragoon uploads.
@Thescatyman3 ай бұрын
Why
@itz_Rafi-r2i3 ай бұрын
@@Thescatyman It's supposed to be a joke bro
@Thescatyman3 ай бұрын
@@itz_Rafi-r2i okay
@Boogieboy1342 ай бұрын
Honestly, even though only within the span of two months, I managed to get 90% of the achievements I’m still in utter shock on how determined this community is
@patricklutz87712 ай бұрын
21:32 Bro what’s even going on at this point
@WashedTitan2 ай бұрын
My mom didn't understand :(
@destreygod2 ай бұрын
I ain't never seen someone lose their damn mind playing this damned game. I'm afraid to play it now.
@Waluigusonion2 ай бұрын
16:45 dantdm enters
@CioerKieov2 ай бұрын
7:27, bro, you just completed a perfect circle. Why isn't anyone discussing this?
@Tonybrown920 күн бұрын
If you switch your calendar to Christmas you get a hole lot of sugar lumps
@Yog-Sothoth_EVERYTHING3 ай бұрын
C O O K I E S
@eagle9gaming3 ай бұрын
Let's go
@fenrir-stacia2 ай бұрын
"I forgot to do my homework and its due tomorrow" Dragoon: UNLES-
@TomatenSalatVerkeufer3 ай бұрын
18:53 why is the screen blurred 🤨📸
@delta68472 ай бұрын
Does anyone know the song at 18:49? Its not in the video description
@LCgamer4652 ай бұрын
Kens theme from street fire
@man_with_a_face8 күн бұрын
22:00 You should've put the moment from interstellar where Cooper is in the black hole but instead of cooper its you
@puceron13013 ай бұрын
0:07 you are lying , you did not spend thousands of hours playing this game, STANDING UP, that is impossible
@gdmathguy3 ай бұрын
nah he's just cracked like that
@GohanKanor2 ай бұрын
Just in case you forgot, the cookie clicker protagonist probably beats pretty much every character you can think of.