S*** Simon Says

[@oissela9894]

in the first clip seeing how much lewis didn’t expect simon to say that was amazing

[@unknown8746]

No-one expected it, thats the charm of simon

[@d36class]

Same reaction as Lew lew when it happened originally lmao

[@choco12325]

which video is it from? i want to watch the whole thing now

[@the8bitkit]

That first clip is honestly my favourite yogs clip of all time. Just the build up, and the explosion of laughter from Lewis who just wasn't expecting it at all... It's just perfect. Simon is an absolute treasure.

[@La_sagne]

Mine is the trucking tuesday with the tires descending from heaven

[@valgeirborgarsson2979]

@@La_sagne ððð

[@Morgan_Bush]

I remember hearing "There's three people in this relationship... you, me and Jesus" on the stream and genuinely nearly dying of laughter.

[@finleyjennings6051]

That whole stream is Simon gold.

[@citrusfruit8418]

@@finleyjennings6051 what stream

[@finleyjennings6051]

@@citrusfruit8418 think it's lost to time I'm afraid

[@JupiterTheWizard]

Simon has to objectively be the funnist person in the yogscast. Which is saying a lot.

[@megazenn22]

funniest CURRENT member for sure

[@JupiterTheWizard]

@@megazenn22 Who do you think is the funniest member of all time?

[@IfItsNotFun]

Honestly, I agree. They are all funny, but Simon is incredibly clever and the way he can set up a joke is fantastic. Even simple things, like the joke about Gregs during the Christmas stream with mousie and Lewis was brilliant and it was just a one liner. I think that’s why I love seeing Lewis and Simon work together so much, because nobody makes Lewis laugh like Simon can

[@humbly_bumbly4998]

@@JupiterTheWizard honestly i think it would be sjin just thinking of all the dumb shit hes done including red mattering his own base

[@JupiterTheWizard]

@@humbly_bumbly4998 Like the "Appreciate what you what" in TTT, that still makes me laugh

[@tomahaa]

seems like simon has a fear of gay ghosts in that first clip, a sort of homophasmophobia.

[@npc4805]

Imagine him seeing a ghost and just staring at it but he opens his jumper and sees a gay flag so he starts screaming

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Or do you think he's afraid of ghosts in general? Because boo-bies

[@FriendlyKat]

"It's not a sex thing" is one of my fave Yogs memes. LOL Gosh, Simon is so funny. A treasure.

[@jackreid2664]

I wish I could find the compilation of that again

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

"Half man, half dog, all man... Well 50% man Mostly man, slightly dog."

[@Radi_vvanker]

It’s art whenever he gets Lewis to laugh like that

[@WovenSpade]

i love how you give no context but i know exactly what youre talking about

[@KuueenKumi]

The first time I saw that laugh I was concerned for Lewis's health and sanity, simultaneously

[@grimshockz6]

Posted 1 hour ago... Im so glad even after years of gaming and vlogs people still give love to our not so bright dwarf we all love simon

[@idiotstupid5904]

not so bright? pretty sure he studied Astrophysics irl, but he plays the fool well

[@grimshockz6]

@@idiotstupid5904 yea his big dumb brute act is hilarious

[@Imperator-0117]

I fucking love the Chemistry between Lewis and Simon. They’re absolutely hilarious together and I wish the original yogscast would just make a ketchup video or something. Anyway. Thanks for all the years gentleman, and I anxiously await the next series you embark on.

[@WovenSpade]

personally im a mustard fan

[@lxmcf]

You would think after all these years we would be able to guess what Simon if about to say but he is still as unpredictable as day one... Never change Simon

[@Robinson_Entertainment]

6:10 is TO DATE my favourite clip of Simon

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Simon is the soul of the yogscast. A great descendant and heir to the one and only Harvey J.

[@theprovoloneman281]

*He’s perfect*

[@John_Conner222]

This. This is why the yogscast even exists. If it wasn't for the humor of Simon we would have never knew they even existed. He's the Robin Williams of the gaming world.

[@gemrock8777]

This man is my personal Jesus

[@Quantum_Magnus]

Your own...personal...Jesus?

[@MrJakeasaur98]

@@Quantum_Magnus Simon is someone to hear your prayers, and someone who cares.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

@@MrJakeasaur98 Your own...personal...Jesus?

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

There's three people in this relationship, you me and jesus

[@gemrock8777]

@@michaelfixedsys7463 cult time

[@jesselindsey9760]

I just go through the first moment and I can already tell I'm going to love this.

[@Plague_Doc22]

I havent watched the guys in probably close to 8 year snow. But god damn Simon and Lewis chemistry is god tier.

[@JacobBathead]

7:57 Spotted 👀 honestly it was "interesting" when i showed their reaction to older relatives lmao

[@ethan-loves]

Oh, this is great. Thank you.

[@JDBD13]

6:01 It was a prophecy! HORNSBY BE PRAISED!

[@joshuapostill4952]

he do be spittin straight facts tho

[@hamsterpaj111]

I remember watching yogs during cata beta and then found their podcast. ive since been a big fan. amazing yogscast has grown so big

[@christopheredwards8219]

Lewis always talks about Simon talking about strange things, but then there's r/shitlewissays

[@NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45]

Simon is a true National treasure, that nation being youtube.

[@Dans__R]

Wow, this came up in my recommendations and i recognised the jaffa stained beard from many years past. The yogscast. I have spent many an hour listening to the ramblings of these oddfellows. So happy to hear you two again haha

[@gajbooks]

Next idea: Frank Herbert's Dune

[@fiofofionomoto]

Bravo on the tactical cropping - great video!

[@TheHunterofmusic]

8:41 is my favorite bit

[@crethe8926]

“IM DEAD IM PLAYING WITH MYSELF” Lewis Brindley

[@handsomecaveman]

I sorely miss the recording of that Jingle Jam steam with Lewis Simon and Mousie. The entire evening was basically peak Yogscast. And Drakon Astron didn't even have to include Simon's joke about Gregg's there was so much good stuff in there.

[@finleyjennings6051]

Honestly the biggest casualty from the copyright storm.

[@DrakonAstron]

That was one of my favourite streams. I'm 99% sure the clips in this video are sadly all I have left from it as they've been on my pc since 2017. I unfortunately don't have the Gregg's joke. :(

[@Sagetower7]

This compilation is fantastic, thank you

[@ChrisThrelfall]

Simon is a national treasure!

[@Zyrdalf]

The bee clip was the first Yogscast video I ever watched

[@kennethkennethson4289]

The "jizz music" thing isn't even that random as that's litteraly the genre of music that was being 'sung'

[@LonyTopez]

Simon is a treasure who must be protected.

[@txfan100]

I forget how much i enjoy yogscast sometimes

[@CaperCafe_]

20:41 I wonder how SuroTheDeath is doing. Miss seeing Simon’s impressions in clips

[@finleyjennings6051]

He is in twitch chat a lot

[@jackreid2664]

Me too, maybe it's just because I don't frequently view the stream anymore but It feels like it's been so long since I've heard from the old regular donaters and I kinda miss it.

[@JumboMuffin]

2:20 No, you take it on a date.

[@pieguy5323]

Did the Yogscast predict lecturns in Minecraft?

[@jackmcd277]

5:40 is an amazing moment

[@Backgr0und21]

Simon is completely mad and I love it😂

[@JEZZE4322]

Genuinely one of the funniest people on earth

[@christopheredwards8219]

You can see the grey hairs this business has given them.

[@finleyjennings6051]

Or you know being in his 40's

[@harrisonwagner4066]

For bears, if it's brown lay down if its black fight back, with black bears you want to make noise because they are skittish, but if you see cubs of any kind retreat slowly and GTFO

[@michaelcaesar5855]

I wouldn’t be watching yogscast with Simon

[@dermathze700]

Knowing the original clips, I appreciate the effort of actually redacting the redacted people.

[@finleyjennings6051]

It's in his best interest, he has others mistakes to learn from.

[@murpaderp8461]

I, too, appreciate the effort.

[@inwhichidie7171]

I know some people probably don’t like it, but I really appreciate it. Seeing them just makes me really sad

[@Jash0192]

What is referring to?

[@inwhichidie7171]

@@Jash0192 turps, sjin and caff were all kicked out of yogs for messaging fans about sex (some of them underaged) and using their position to try and get fans to send pics and stuff. They also apparently harassed some of the female employees and members of yogs.

[@KhanggiTanka]

indefascebility

[@threemoo]

Wait, why did KZbin's auto captions censor when Simon said "a fadget spanner"

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

Simon really shaped the young man I became.....

[@q-fesh3498]

I love Simon.

[@Scio_]

Humor incarnate

[@acerockman3520]

15:05 oo community reference from simon

[@ghoulie11]

15:30 "He wasn't the one who did 9/11" but he was the one that assassinated JFK rofl

[@EhlistarsWrath]

*BACK TO THE DEPOT*

[@valentine7168]

OHHH FUUU- !

[@Dinlitla]

Drakon...you done good!

[@lucasbruh5453]

7:43 is the best

[@blockchaaain]

was really waiting for the Chris Benoit joke from a recent stream

[@moonjunk9054]

Joined the Yogscast and now we're stuck with S*** instead of Shit smh

[@alecjahn]

I appreciate some of the live stream cropping.

[@jackreid2664]

But why

[@blackgold2589]

@@jackreid2664 [REDACTED] is a bit of a scumbag, if you’re feeling generous

[@jackreid2664]

@@blackgold2589 I just don't stand for this weird revisionism. I don't like him in the slightest.

[@murpaderp8461]

Good stuff

[@jamesfield1674]

died at fadgetspanner

[@KuueenKumi]

Very grateful to the PP because otherwise I wouldn't know him as anything but the big-t'tted clown Vtuber. Also, best duo outside of Simon and Lewis is definitely Tom and Simon

[@IncredibleKangaShark]

I think we need a "Shit Suro Says"

[@EhlistarsWrath]

*back to the depot!*

[@Karlthuluu]

Wait, does he have a death counter for animal crossing?

[@teunw6699]

what's the background song at 1:56? it's giving me major deja vu

[@teunw6699]

@Rosie Moua you’re a real G. Someone commented this on one of the nilesy outro videos: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4qbipumlpZoitU ... of course its Kevin macleod... it always is.

[@jzaar7483]

best yog :)

[@conormc01able]

12:42

[@jamimusmaximus5205]

Simon and Lewis should just kiss already

[@wbruning1]

6:28 which episode of Simon's PP was is this from?

[@MrSnaus]

9:50 what game this be?

[@TigerstarMoonClan]

thank you for not including Redacteds!

[@pranmahendran6869]

What series is the Minecraft clip from? The clip at 00.50

[@MysticNic]

Can anyone tell me the video 2:00 is pulled from?

[@applescruffs2894]

I find 19:46 way to funny

[@KyleDB150]

Where's the first clip from? Somehow I don't think I've seen it before

[@finleyjennings6051]

Simon's peculiar portions. They're talking about Tesla's stopping because of 'ghosts' I'm not sure if that's the name of the episode

[@Cuereus777]

Anyone else disappointed it's not sexy Simon says.... or is it just me

[@bradhenson1776]

what game was the clip at 9:48

[@Scio_]

Can anyone lead me to the session that had Lydia Tom and Chauncey together? Must've missed it :|

[@idiotstupid5904]

try toms channel, Angory Tom

[@Scio_]

Surely someone who knows Chauncey already knows the channel :) A lot of videos to go through though.

[@GrockleTD]

me realizing im not subbed yet

[@teabagmcpick889]

Quod erat demonstrandum, bitch.

[@TerraTheWizard]

lmao

[@Peron1-MC]

i love fadget spanners XD

[@johncatson6658]

Still think it's weird that they continued the whole chilluminati thing since the very reason for chilis and stuff was because of [REDACTED] Minecraft series.

[@novaseer]

cutting out the bottom of the puppet clip so a certain ex-member doesn't get shown I see, lol

[@RomeoAirsoft]

“Lewis has his hand down his asshole” Bruh lmao what video is 2:51 from 😂 Edit: lol also what’s the video from 6:14? Straight karma right there 😂

[@finleyjennings6051]

Simon's dark souls stream. You can find it on honeydewlive

[@jacoblee8181]

Is there a “S*** Sips_ says” I would like to watch it..

[@naradhipatiandaru5078]

Jeez i dont understand half of the things that they say i just couldnt relate or something

[@alojz300]

lel

[@Eersian]

Simon needs to be careful there's a lot of zoos in the furry community 😑

[@nessle420]

pog

[@jackreid2664]

Yes.

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

I'd just like to point out that Lewis is looking lovely in the second last and last clip. Very handsome

[@tarimali4466]

o7

[@lladerat]

most of these are funny only because of Lewis' reaction

[@megazenn22]

do more Sjin videos, he's my favourite MEMBER OF THE YOGSCAST

[@fionadae6285]

Oh shush

[@emmetkennedy1812]

If you think that, it might not be the best idea to be watching any yogscast videos because they don’t support sexual manipulation or abuse

[@ayylmao4369]

@@emmetkennedy1812 What? You mean a person made a mistake? Oh no anything but that please this is a perfect society we live in, we can't be having mistakes here. Yogscast did the right thing in removing him, but it was really their only choice, just as any other company would have no choice as well. Mistakes are a natural part of life and as a person it makes you grow, Sjin is still a good person, just made a mistake. Hopefully time will prove that he has made up for it and improved, and maybe he might be a yog again.

[@annacarlin3414]

@@ayylmao4369 hon, he made the same mistake for like 6 years with like a dozen women, many at the same time. That's not a mistake, that's a habit.

[@megazenn22]

@@annacarlin3414 he did a sexy mistake on 12 women? what a sexy dude, i feel left out

[@MegaWtfproductions2]

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